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Girl wants to bring her girlfriend to prom. School reacts in a completely reasonable and rational manner, and cancels prom. 0 comments
Why is it always joggers? 22 comments
I'd invert it 11 comments
Grahams Number. A number so vast that it holds the record for the largest number ever used in a serious mathematical proof. 34 comments
Long term smoking drastically cuts risk of Parkisons. Suck it, shake n' bake *HACK* *WHEEEZ* 8 comments
New baNdit beta for FF should be out tomorrow. What can you live without? 19 comments
Oh-twelve belongs to Obama. Suck it, Limbaugh 1 comments
Our best friend steals money from us, is constantly PMSing and keeps the family next door locked in a dog cage after taking all their stuff. Maybe we should get out more often. 4 comments
The lawyer recommends a C-section 0 comments
That's two down. Many more to go 5 comments
10 points for a bum, 20 for a partygoer, 50 for a couple and 100 if it's a copper 1 comments
Google Responds To Privacy Concerns With Unsettlingly Specific Apology 0 comments
What's the deal with NSFW submissions vs. SFW submissions? 9 comments
Six Nobel Peace Prize nominees that will piss off China 0 comments
Gigantic negro mutant penguin discovered (and photographed) in Antartica; can a brutha geta parka? 12 comments
Sony unveils new motion-controlled gaming system 2 comments
First GM and now GMAC 2 comments
Accidental origins: Where species come from 4 comments
Brain hemorrhage changes man from being a real man to a whiny-assed liberal 7 comments
Toyota lawyer quit because of what he alleges were "criminal acts" by Toyota 1 comments
First Female Airforce Pilots Get Congressional Gold Medal 0 comments
OMG, a president trying to reduce pork 17 comments
Every bit of fully synthetic plastic that's ever been produced over the past 100 years is somewhere on our planet 4 comments
It's late. 30 comments
Naked man refuses to leave bar (w/ awesome mug shot) 18 comments
Molly Ringwald says the Brat Pack gets together every couple of years so arranging the Hughes tribute was no big deal. When asked why Estevez wasn't there, she replied "who?" 1 comments
Our bodies are actually designed for alcohol consumption, with portions of our livers specifically designated for metabolizing alcohol. Suck it mutilato 22 comments
Harry Reid plants űber-teabagger in Nevada Senate race to siphon votes away from the teabaggers who might beat him 6 comments
Sweet preview bro! 3 comments
Here daughter, this is how you do it 13 comments
Let's dance! Oh wait, let's not dance! 6 comments
How to remember ridiculous amounts of shit 0 comments
A Lego Universe MMORPG? How had I not heard about this? 3 comments
Weird beeping comeing from one of our computers. WTF is that? 20 comments
Why You Shouldn't Judge A Lawyer by His Clients 0 comments
A baby kicking granny 1 comments
LubeTube 12 comments
Bush’s ex-spokesman: Rove ‘living in his own world’ 5 comments
simon and garfunkle are coming to town.. i got a presale password.. im tempted. talk me out of it 38 comments
House to Ron Paul and Kucinich: "STFU you flag burning, freedom hating, allergic to war, miserly nutbags!! 3 comments
Can't afford a fridge? How about if we take your house away? 7 comments
Use of civilians as human shields is the latest in a series of reported incidents involving Russian police, who are seen by many Russians as corrupt and brutal 0 comments
Followup: Four breasted woman gets $3.5 million. 7 comments
I'm having cheddar cheese and saltines for my afternoom snack 57 comments
Giant impact crater found on subby's moms couch. 12 comments
Do A Total Background Check On Yourself 11 comments
What's surprising is that they have Wii (and electricity) in Tennessee now 3 comments
Your second favorite sports team 59 comments
Americans truly don't have a pot to piss in. 15 comments
"[The bank rep] expected me to thank her profusely and prodigiously, and I did not," Nitzberg said. "I said, 'You have caused me enormous aggravation.'" 8 comments