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Thanks for the votes, mukulat.
dimensiation: Fell deeds awake!
Now for wrath!
Now for ruin!
And the red dawn!
You'll need this:
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Now for wrath!
Now for ruin!
And the red dawn!
You'll need this:
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Alright, so tell me what you fellows think:
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I am getting him booze for said flask.
I bought sexy underwear to wear for him throughout the day.
I will cook him yummy foods.
I will give him blowjobs whenever he wants throughout the day. Just say the word and i'm on my knees.
S'okay?
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I am getting him booze for said flask.
I bought sexy underwear to wear for him throughout the day.
I will cook him yummy foods.
I will give him blowjobs whenever he wants throughout the day. Just say the word and i'm on my knees.
S'okay?
funklordtoejam: Alright, so tell me what you fellows think:
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I am getting him booze for said flask.
I bought sexy underwear to wear for him throughout the day.
I will cook him yummy foods.
I will give him blowjobs whenever he wants throughout the day. Just say the word and i'm on my knees.
S'okay?
Uh. Yeah. That'll do.
/damn.
//I got power tools
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I am getting him booze for said flask.
I bought sexy underwear to wear for him throughout the day.
I will cook him yummy foods.
I will give him blowjobs whenever he wants throughout the day. Just say the word and i'm on my knees.
S'okay?
Uh. Yeah. That'll do.
/damn.
//I got power tools
funklordtoejam: Alright, so tell me what you fellows think:
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I am getting him booze for said flask.
I bought sexy underwear to wear for him throughout the day.
I will cook him yummy foods.
I will give him blowjobs whenever he wants throughout the day. Just say the word and i'm on my knees.
S'okay?
Are you my girlfriend?
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I am getting him booze for said flask.
I bought sexy underwear to wear for him throughout the day.
I will cook him yummy foods.
I will give him blowjobs whenever he wants throughout the day. Just say the word and i'm on my knees.
S'okay?
Are you my girlfriend?
I kinda feel like a chump for doing the right thing.
I got the planet of the apes blu-ray set but Fox chose to use weird packaging which resulted in some discs being scratched. Fox Home Entertainment was also extra sloppy as some sets were missing discs and others included duplicates.
Anyway I ordered from amazon. I tried 3 times for a clean set. First time got duplicate movies. Next 2 times got scratched discs.
Today I the got email that amazon had processed the returns refunding my purchase price. The thing is they sent me two separate emails that they charged back my card an extra time.
I called amazon immediately to notify them of the error and things were settled.
Just wondering if they would of caught on if I didn't call them...
I got the planet of the apes blu-ray set but Fox chose to use weird packaging which resulted in some discs being scratched. Fox Home Entertainment was also extra sloppy as some sets were missing discs and others included duplicates.
Anyway I ordered from amazon. I tried 3 times for a clean set. First time got duplicate movies. Next 2 times got scratched discs.
Today I the got email that amazon had processed the returns refunding my purchase price. The thing is they sent me two separate emails that they charged back my card an extra time.
I called amazon immediately to notify them of the error and things were settled.
Just wondering if they would of caught on if I didn't call them...
joerandom:
I called amazon immediately to notify them of the error and things were settled.
It's probably the right thing to do.
We told a restaurant that they'd forgotten one of our meals the other day. Then today at costco i'm certain i handed over 3 20s and the cashier was certain it was 4.
Probably evened things out a bit :)
I called amazon immediately to notify them of the error and things were settled.
It's probably the right thing to do.
We told a restaurant that they'd forgotten one of our meals the other day. Then today at costco i'm certain i handed over 3 20s and the cashier was certain it was 4.
Probably evened things out a bit :)
grahams: It's probably the right thing to do.
We told a restaurant that they'd forgotten one of our meals the other day. Then today at costco i'm certain i handed over 3 20s and the cashier was certain it was 4.
Probably evened things out a bit :)
Interesting the way thing work out sometimes.
I have no doubt it was the right thing to do. It justs feels very weird to me.
We told a restaurant that they'd forgotten one of our meals the other day. Then today at costco i'm certain i handed over 3 20s and the cashier was certain it was 4.
Probably evened things out a bit :)
Interesting the way thing work out sometimes.
I have no doubt it was the right thing to do. It justs feels very weird to me.
farkmeblind: The sword of Rohan?
You fucking geek.
Yes, yes I am.
And that particular sword is Herugrim. Theodens sword.
Eowyns sword and Eomers sword are the only other two truly featured. To my knowledge, Eowyns sword is not named, but Eomers was Guthwine.
You fucking geek.
Yes, yes I am.
And that particular sword is Herugrim. Theodens sword.
Eowyns sword and Eomers sword are the only other two truly featured. To my knowledge, Eowyns sword is not named, but Eomers was Guthwine.
mimirtheodd: Yes, yes I am.
And that particular sword is Herugrim. Theodens sword.
Eowyns sword and Eomers sword are the only other two truly featured. To my knowledge, Eowyns sword is not named, but Eomers was Guthwine.
What's really ubersad is that I knew Eomer's sword was Guthwine, and couldn't remember Theoden's swords' name. Thus "Sword of Rohan".
I need to read the Silmarillion again.
And that particular sword is Herugrim. Theodens sword.
Eowyns sword and Eomers sword are the only other two truly featured. To my knowledge, Eowyns sword is not named, but Eomers was Guthwine.
What's really ubersad is that I knew Eomer's sword was Guthwine, and couldn't remember Theoden's swords' name. Thus "Sword of Rohan".
I need to read the Silmarillion again.
farkmeblind: What's really ubersad is that I knew Eomer's sword was Guthwine, and couldn't remember Theoden's swords' name. Thus "Sword of Rohan".
I need to read the Silmarillion again.
Only Eomers sword is mentioned by name in the books if I recall correctly, for it is the sword offered to Theoden after Sarumans spell is broken. "Guthwine for the Mark! Anduril for the West!"
I'm not sure where the name Herugrim came from, but it has been about six months since I read the books.
I need to read the Silmarillion again.
Only Eomers sword is mentioned by name in the books if I recall correctly, for it is the sword offered to Theoden after Sarumans spell is broken. "Guthwine for the Mark! Anduril for the West!"
I'm not sure where the name Herugrim came from, but it has been about six months since I read the books.
mimirtheodd: Only Eomers sword is mentioned by name in the books if I recall correctly, for it is the sword offered to Theoden after Sarumans spell is broken. "Guthwine for the Mark! Anduril for the West!"
I'm not sure where the name Herugrim came from, but it has been about six months since I read the books.
I'm tainted by Donaldson. "Grim" will forever be something intolerably poisonous. Although, since I haven't read that in over a year it probably means "happy funtimes".
I'm not sure where the name Herugrim came from, but it has been about six months since I read the books.
I'm tainted by Donaldson. "Grim" will forever be something intolerably poisonous. Although, since I haven't read that in over a year it probably means "happy funtimes".
jafo: It looks like the discussion submission is most likely shenanigans.
Could be. A few of those submissions have shown up here from anondit in the queue.
Could be. A few of those submissions have shown up here from anondit in the queue.
funklordtoejam: Alright, so tell me what you fellows think:
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I would suggest a dark non reflective flask so as not to attract unwanted attention like for use in a movie theater. Everything else is the stuff of fantasies holy shit...
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I would suggest a dark non reflective flask so as not to attract unwanted attention like for use in a movie theater. Everything else is the stuff of fantasies holy shit...
funklordtoejam:
S'okay?
You're a trooper, and he might just be a very lucky fellow. The best thing I ever got on my birthday from a girlfriend were tickets to the Dark Knight, dinner at Red Lobster and a half-hearted oral treat while in the car while we left the theater.
I hate you for being so giving, and hate your boyfriend for being so recieving. You may as well just give it up now and get married.
/goddamn kids with their gratuitous young love.
//This ain't the 60's damn it!!
///Have fun with the bj. I hope you both enjoy it.
////assholes
\not bitter
\\well maybe a little bit
\\\wish i had a cool girlfriend once
\\\\that whore, she never gave it up like I wanted.
\\\\\I bought her tickets to RENT! Rent! and sat through the whole fiasco!!
/what did I get? Nothing! Except a kiss and a good night in college!
//She was a prude and a bitch. I am glad I dumped her!
///But then I felt lonely and called her best friend one night.
////We hit it off pretty good, and I got laid.
/////but I kept thinking of HER when we had sex
//////And then I cried myself to sleep missing her.
|God I hate you Mom, why did you make me such a mess?!
||Fucking
|||ISSUES
||||TREE
|||||WHAT YOU BITCHES?!
||||||I'M EXPRESSING MYSELF SO SCREW OFF
S'okay?
You're a trooper, and he might just be a very lucky fellow. The best thing I ever got on my birthday from a girlfriend were tickets to the Dark Knight, dinner at Red Lobster and a half-hearted oral treat while in the car while we left the theater.
I hate you for being so giving, and hate your boyfriend for being so recieving. You may as well just give it up now and get married.
/goddamn kids with their gratuitous young love.
//This ain't the 60's damn it!!
///Have fun with the bj. I hope you both enjoy it.
////assholes
\not bitter
\\well maybe a little bit
\\\wish i had a cool girlfriend once
\\\\that whore, she never gave it up like I wanted.
\\\\\I bought her tickets to RENT! Rent! and sat through the whole fiasco!!
/what did I get? Nothing! Except a kiss and a good night in college!
//She was a prude and a bitch. I am glad I dumped her!
///But then I felt lonely and called her best friend one night.
////We hit it off pretty good, and I got laid.
/////but I kept thinking of HER when we had sex
//////And then I cried myself to sleep missing her.
|God I hate you Mom, why did you make me such a mess?!
||Fucking
|||ISSUES
||||TREE
|||||WHAT YOU BITCHES?!
||||||I'M EXPRESSING MYSELF SO SCREW OFF
mornin kids, happy friday to ya
funklordtoejam: Alright, so tell me what you fellows think:
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I am getting him booze for said flask.
I bought sexy underwear to wear for him throughout the day.
I will cook him yummy foods.
I will give him blowjobs whenever he wants throughout the day. Just say the word and i'm on my knees.
S'okay?
Um, yeah, that'll do!
My bf's bday is coming up.
I got him a nice engraved flask set (flask, cig/business card holder, and funnel).
I am getting him booze for said flask.
I bought sexy underwear to wear for him throughout the day.
I will cook him yummy foods.
I will give him blowjobs whenever he wants throughout the day. Just say the word and i'm on my knees.
S'okay?
Um, yeah, that'll do!
dimensiation: Happy Friday indeed. Got any coffee?
negative. i am kind of having trouble getting motivated to do anything that requires using my arms. this is my first week back in the gym, and right now, literally, every muscle in my upper body hurts.
today is legs day in the gym, and that scares me
negative. i am kind of having trouble getting motivated to do anything that requires using my arms. this is my first week back in the gym, and right now, literally, every muscle in my upper body hurts.
today is legs day in the gym, and that scares me
Ahhh, blowjobs and vacations, good things to wake up to on a Friday here on bN.
Mornin peeps.
Mornin peeps.
pass the bacon: That's better than a puddin' pop!
/First thing that came to mind, kill me now please.
lol, actually, when i saw that i started animating his head and neck into the thing he always does
/First thing that came to mind, kill me now please.
lol, actually, when i saw that i started animating his head and neck into the thing he always does
bignasty: lol, actually, when i saw that i started animating his head and neck into the thing he always does
Oh there's a gif just waiting to be born!
I'd do it but my skills, um, how do you say in the english.... ah yes, they suck.
Oh there's a gif just waiting to be born!
I'd do it but my skills, um, how do you say in the english.... ah yes, they suck.
pass the bacon: Oh there's a gif just waiting to be born!
I'd do it but my skills, um, how do you say in the english.... ah yes, they suck.
i'm in the same boat as you here, and trying to do some studying before the rest of the peeps get in here.
/w00t, another week and then deer season!
I'd do it but my skills, um, how do you say in the english.... ah yes, they suck.
i'm in the same boat as you here, and trying to do some studying before the rest of the peeps get in here.
/w00t, another week and then deer season!
bignasty: i'm in the same boat as you here, and trying to do some studying before the rest of the peeps get in here.
/w00t, another week and then deer season!
My brain has turned over to nerd and handyman mode. Got part 1 of the family website finished last night and I'm designing a bunch of planters so I can get an herb/flower garden started off our porch.
/w00t, another week and then deer season!
My brain has turned over to nerd and handyman mode. Got part 1 of the family website finished last night and I'm designing a bunch of planters so I can get an herb/flower garden started off our porch.
pass the bacon: My brain has turned over to nerd and handyman mode. Got part 1 of the family website finished last night and I'm designing a bunch of planters so I can get an herb/flower garden started off our porch.
heh...herb garden, he say's with a wink
heh...herb garden, he say's with a wink
morning beergarden folks. I would happily buy you all a dozen fresh, toasty doughnuts with a tasty fresh morning beverage of your choice if you could convince me that I am not speaking esperanto to our other bners. *hugs to you* happy morning... gack...
bignasty: heh...herb garden, he say's with a wink
I know not of what you speak. ;)
maggotbrain: morning beergarden folks. I would happily buy you all a dozen fresh, toasty doughnuts with a tasty fresh morning beverage of your choice if you could convince me that I am not speaking esperanto to our other bners. *hugs to you* happy morning... gack...
Yeah, that's english, gimme donuts!
I know not of what you speak. ;)
maggotbrain: morning beergarden folks. I would happily buy you all a dozen fresh, toasty doughnuts with a tasty fresh morning beverage of your choice if you could convince me that I am not speaking esperanto to our other bners. *hugs to you* happy morning... gack...
Yeah, that's english, gimme donuts!
maggotbrain: morning beergarden folks. I would happily buy you all a dozen fresh, toasty doughnuts with a tasty fresh morning beverage of your choice if you could convince me that I am not speaking esperanto to our other bners. *hugs to you* happy morning... gack...
sorry, no speaky ...
sorry, no speaky ...
pass the bacon: I know not of what you speak. ;)
Yeah, that's english, gimme donuts!
you gots donuts, you greasy bastard. enjoy! I miss you guys and your morning, farfenugginbondindingnonsuch. ;-P
Yeah, that's english, gimme donuts!
you gots donuts, you greasy bastard. enjoy! I miss you guys and your morning, farfenugginbondindingnonsuch. ;-P
maggotbrain: you gots donuts, you greasy bastard. enjoy! I miss you guys and your morning, farfenugginbondindingnonsuch. ;-P
do what now?
do what now?
bignasty: sorry, no speaky ...
No donuts for you, then you big bastage! Let the rest of them eat grease.
No donuts for you, then you big bastage! Let the rest of them eat grease.
bignasty: sorry, no speaky ...
You fool! Always get the donuts!
maggotbrain: you gots donuts, you greasy bastard. enjoy! I miss you guys and your morning, farfenugginbondindingnonsuch. ;-P
Errr...
You fool! Always get the donuts!
maggotbrain: you gots donuts, you greasy bastard. enjoy! I miss you guys and your morning, farfenugginbondindingnonsuch. ;-P
Errr...
bignasty: do what now?
Just because you are so healthy and buff doesn't mean that a few of us can't enjoy a little of the 'ol in out in out. Eh? specially when it come to the fine rings of dough, am I wrong?
Just because you are so healthy and buff doesn't mean that a few of us can't enjoy a little of the 'ol in out in out. Eh? specially when it come to the fine rings of dough, am I wrong?
Someone fumbled the six pack of donuts for the morning crew.
I'm not taking responsibility for that.
Y'all are righteously fucked on that matter then.
I'm not taking responsibility for that.
Y'all are righteously fucked on that matter then.
maggotbrain: Just because you are so healthy and buff doesn't mean that a few of us can't enjoy a little of the 'ol in out in out. Eh? specially when it come to the fine rings of dough, am I wrong?
wait, does that mean you were ... to a donut....
is that where donut holes come from?
andstuff: alt
i saw that this morning, and wow, just wow
wait, does that mean you were ... to a donut....
is that where donut holes come from?
andstuff: alt
i saw that this morning, and wow, just wow
mimirtheodd: Okay, I had to laugh my ass off in that thread. IPE is now an alt.
i'm wondering now if Grahams, Crunky Bastage, and IPE are all the same person
i'm wondering now if Grahams, Crunky Bastage, and IPE are all the same person
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Just happened to notice that, it amused me.
/Back to your regularly scheduled Friday morning.
Just happened to notice that, it amused me.
/Back to your regularly scheduled Friday morning.
bignasty: i'm wondering now if Grahams, Crunky Bastage, and IPE are all the same person
I was hoping that you were a bit quicker.
I've got a postcard to send on to you. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. ;-)
I was hoping that you were a bit quicker.
I've got a postcard to send on to you. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. ;-)
bignasty: i'm wondering now if Grahams, Crunky Bastage, and IPE are all the same person
It makes sense! The pics of Crunky and Grahams in Vegas are a convenient cover story... a sham... a RUSE!
/see what they did there I do
//I see it
It makes sense! The pics of Crunky and Grahams in Vegas are a convenient cover story... a sham... a RUSE!
/see what they did there I do
//I see it
mimirtheodd: It makes sense! The pics of Crunky and Grahams in Vegas are a convenient cover story... a sham... a RUSE!
/see what they did there I do
//I see it
exactly, they just hired charlie callous to play cranky, and the ruse was on!
/see what they did there I do
//I see it
exactly, they just hired charlie callous to play cranky, and the ruse was on!
bignasty: exactly, they just hired charlie callous to play cranky, and the ruse was on!
I feel so wounded by this whole affair. Maybe they came with the Cranky persona after the morning bN was coded, when the hangover kicked in?
I feel so wounded by this whole affair. Maybe they came with the Cranky persona after the morning bN was coded, when the hangover kicked in?
mimirtheodd: I feel so wounded by this whole affair. Maybe they came with the Cranky persona after the morning bN was coded, when the hangover kicked in?
they? don't you mean... he?
they? don't you mean... he?
andstuff: alt
OMG! Hilarious.
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Just happened to notice that, it amused me.
/Back to your regularly scheduled Friday morning.
Where's the damn bacon, bacon? This is your department!
OMG! Hilarious.
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Just happened to notice that, it amused me.
/Back to your regularly scheduled Friday morning.
Where's the damn bacon, bacon? This is your department!
bignasty: they? don't you mean... he?
*gasp* You mean it's ALL ONE PERSON?
This goes further down the rabbit hole than even my tinfoil hattery could have surmised.
*gasp* You mean it's ALL ONE PERSON?
This goes further down the rabbit hole than even my tinfoil hattery could have surmised.
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Where's the damn bacon, bacon? This is your department!
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Sorry, had to give the kid her morning feed.
Where's the damn bacon, bacon? This is your department!
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Sorry, had to give the kid her morning feed.
mimirtheodd: *gasp* You mean it's ALL ONE PERSON?
This goes further down the rabbit hole than even my tinfoil hattery could have surmised.
hornwrecker: Amazing.
bignasty: i'm wondering now if Grahams, Crunky Bastage, and IPE are all the same person
bignasty: i saw that this morning, and wow, just wow
I wonder if he is gonna feel stupid when he dries out, or whether he's gonna run with it.
This goes further down the rabbit hole than even my tinfoil hattery could have surmised.
hornwrecker: Amazing.
bignasty: i'm wondering now if Grahams, Crunky Bastage, and IPE are all the same person
bignasty: i saw that this morning, and wow, just wow
I wonder if he is gonna feel stupid when he dries out, or whether he's gonna run with it.
intentionally left blank: Hope she got bacon!
/that's better.
Nope, she's a little too young for that just yet.
/that's better.
Nope, she's a little too young for that just yet.
pass the bacon: Nope, she's a little too young for that just yet.
You're never too young to have a heart attack.
/I know, I know, I'm jus' messin' with you...
You're never too young to have a heart attack.
/I know, I know, I'm jus' messin' with you...
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/I know, I know, I'm jus' messin' with you...
Hahahaha! She'll prolly take after her mom and absolutely LOVE the stuff. I like the flavor but can't stand eating it.
Yeah, I know, I'm weird.
/I know, I know, I'm jus' messin' with you...
Hahahaha! She'll prolly take after her mom and absolutely LOVE the stuff. I like the flavor but can't stand eating it.
Yeah, I know, I'm weird.
intentionally left blank: I wonder if he is gonna feel stupid when he dries out, or whether he's gonna run with it.
if he were capable of feeling stupid for his actions, he would have addressed them long ago, i would think.
if he were capable of feeling stupid for his actions, he would have addressed them long ago, i would think.
pass the bacon: Hahahaha! She'll prolly take after her mom and absolutely LOVE the stuff. I like the flavor but can't stand eating it.
Yeah, I know, I'm weird.
I don't have it in the house. Because if I did, I would eat it.
Yeah, I know, I'm weird.
I don't have it in the house. Because if I did, I would eat it.
bignasty: if he were capable of feeling stupid for his actions, he would have addressed them long ago, i would think.
He certainly denies he's an alcoholic, but he has apologized in the past for some of his idiocy -- at least to notsuebhoney. Just one more data point showing how money doesn't buy happiness.
He certainly denies he's an alcoholic, but he has apologized in the past for some of his idiocy -- at least to notsuebhoney. Just one more data point showing how money doesn't buy happiness.
Question fer anyone who may know:
Would I be considered a first time home buyer even tho I already own a condo through an inheritance?
I've gotten conflicting answers.
The HUD site has this little tidbit as a qualifier:
An individual who has had no ownership in a principal residence during the 3-year period ending on the date of purchase of the property. This includes a spouse (if either meets the above test, they are considered first-time homebuyers.
Would I be considered a first time home buyer even tho I already own a condo through an inheritance?
I've gotten conflicting answers.
The HUD site has this little tidbit as a qualifier:
An individual who has had no ownership in a principal residence during the 3-year period ending on the date of purchase of the property. This includes a spouse (if either meets the above test, they are considered first-time homebuyers.
intentionally left blank: Just one more data point showing how money doesn't buy happiness.
Or humility. I've felt from the start he's an arrogant prick.
Or humility. I've felt from the start he's an arrogant prick.
pass the bacon: Or humility. I've felt from the start he's an arrogant prick.
He is.
But when sober, he's very good at what he does.
He is.
But when sober, he's very good at what he does.
intentionally left blank: He is.
But when sober, he's very good at what he does.
So it seems but I'm the type of person who goes by pesonality.
You could be the most successful person in the history of the universe but if your personality sucks, I don't really care what you have to say.
He does make good points occasionally but his cutesy 'sip of merlot' bullshit just bugs the shit outta me.
But when sober, he's very good at what he does.
So it seems but I'm the type of person who goes by pesonality.
You could be the most successful person in the history of the universe but if your personality sucks, I don't really care what you have to say.
He does make good points occasionally but his cutesy 'sip of merlot' bullshit just bugs the shit outta me.
pass the bacon: Or humility. I've felt from the start he's an arrogant prick.
If he's as rich as he claims, then he doesn't have to care about what you or anybody else thinks. :)
If he's as rich as he claims, then he doesn't have to care about what you or anybody else thinks. :)
eddie van helsing: If he's as rich as he claims, then he doesn't have to care about what you or anybody else thinks. :)
and that is the big if right there
and that is the big if right there
eddie van helsing: If he's as rich as he claims, then he doesn't have to care about what you or anybody else thinks. :)
Oh but I think he cares very deeply how others think of him.
If he didn't he wouldn't have so many meltdowns.
Oh but I think he cares very deeply how others think of him.
If he didn't he wouldn't have so many meltdowns.
pass the bacon: Oh but I think he cares very deeply how others think of him.
If he didn't he wouldn't have so many meltdowns.
It might have become part of his schtick after the first few times. And who the hell found those pics from my first marriage, anyway?
If he didn't he wouldn't have so many meltdowns.
It might have become part of his schtick after the first few times. And who the hell found those pics from my first marriage, anyway?
pass the bacon: So it seems but I'm the type of person who goes by personality.
For the most part, I'm not. As long as you know your shit and are of use to me, I don't give a damn how much of an asshole you are.
For the most part, I'm not. As long as you know your shit and are of use to me, I don't give a damn how much of an asshole you are.
eddie van helsing: For the most part, I'm not. As long as you know your shit and are of use to me, I don't give a damn how much of an asshole you are.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
pass the bacon: Fair enough.
After all, I'm an asshole myself. It would be somewhat hypocritical of me to complain about somebody else's shitty personality.
After all, I'm an asshole myself. It would be somewhat hypocritical of me to complain about somebody else's shitty personality.
eddie van helsing: It might have become part of his schtick after the first few times.
thats kind of what i was thinking, actually.
thats kind of what i was thinking, actually.
eddie van helsing: After all, I'm an asshole myself. It would be somewhat hypocritical of me to complain about somebody else's shitty personality.
But you at least admit it.
Anyway, anyone got any thoughts on my question up there? ^^^
But you at least admit it.
Anyway, anyone got any thoughts on my question up there? ^^^
pass the bacon: Anyway, anyone got any thoughts on my question up there? ^^^
I wasn't going to touch it, because IANAL.
I wasn't going to touch it, because IANAL.
pass the bacon: But you at least admit it.
Anyway, anyone got any thoughts on my question up there? ^^^
nope, not a one :P
Anyway, anyone got any thoughts on my question up there? ^^^
nope, not a one :P
bignasty: and that is the big if right there
I think he is. I think there are a fair number of people who have made money from the crumbs he throws here.
pass the bacon: So it seems but I'm the type of person who goes by pesonality.
You could be the most successful person in the history of the universe but if your personality sucks, I don't really care what you have to say.
He does make good points occasionally but his cutesy 'sip of merlot' bullshit just bugs the shit outta me.
Oh, I know what you mean. I'm not entirely that way but I won't put up with working with a shithead who's good unless absolutely necessary.
See The No-Asshole Rule on Amazon. Great book about the assholes in business and how much damage they do.
pass the bacon: Oh but I think he cares very deeply how others think of him.
If he didn't he wouldn't have so many meltdowns.
Very much so. He's insecure on top of everything else.
*shrug*
Well, none of us is perfect. He just happens to be a very special kind of imperfect! :-)
I think he is. I think there are a fair number of people who have made money from the crumbs he throws here.
pass the bacon: So it seems but I'm the type of person who goes by pesonality.
You could be the most successful person in the history of the universe but if your personality sucks, I don't really care what you have to say.
He does make good points occasionally but his cutesy 'sip of merlot' bullshit just bugs the shit outta me.
Oh, I know what you mean. I'm not entirely that way but I won't put up with working with a shithead who's good unless absolutely necessary.
See The No-Asshole Rule on Amazon. Great book about the assholes in business and how much damage they do.
pass the bacon: Oh but I think he cares very deeply how others think of him.
If he didn't he wouldn't have so many meltdowns.
Very much so. He's insecure on top of everything else.
*shrug*
Well, none of us is perfect. He just happens to be a very special kind of imperfect! :-)
grahams: Which story was it, there's bound to be some serious stfu coming out of the number of spam headlines there.
Ya, that’ll teach me to point out a dupe ever again.
Ya, that’ll teach me to point out a dupe ever again.
gah, go kew vote, people
intentionally left blank: On other things, does cranky always wear that hat? Or is it part of his head?
All, right, which one of you bashtids submitted this as a thread?
All, right, which one of you bashtids submitted this as a thread?
Yes i know we were down - but we're back now and it wasn't our fault!
grahams: Yes i know we were down - but we're back now and it wasn't our fault!
The spank monkey powering our hosting company's generators ran out of pr0n. Thankfully, a new shipment from sockpuppet arrived in the nick of time and we're back up again.
The spank monkey powering our hosting company's generators ran out of pr0n. Thankfully, a new shipment from sockpuppet arrived in the nick of time and we're back up again.
injuryproneerik: The spank monkey powering our hosting company's generators ran out of pr0n. Thankfully, a new shipment from sockpuppet arrived in the nick of time and we're back up again.
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*sniff*
It brought back memories from the old Dreamhost days. Not fond memories mind you, but memories, nonetheless.
It brought back memories from the old Dreamhost days. Not fond memories mind you, but memories, nonetheless.
hornwrecker: *sniff*
It brought back memories from the old Dreamhost days. Not fond memories mind you, but memories, nonetheless.
The box kept running.
Oddly i got an email from it telling me it couldn't sync up the user database with the dreamhost machine (which used to run the wiki).
I'm not sure, but i think that means our database is still up an ticking at dreamhost.
It brought back memories from the old Dreamhost days. Not fond memories mind you, but memories, nonetheless.
The box kept running.
Oddly i got an email from it telling me it couldn't sync up the user database with the dreamhost machine (which used to run the wiki).
I'm not sure, but i think that means our database is still up an ticking at dreamhost.
grahams:
I'm not sure, but i think that means our database is still up an ticking at dreamhost.
banniNation Classic
I see some unique marketing opportunities here, although not to a very large audience. In fact, quite minuscule.
I'm not sure, but i think that means our database is still up an ticking at dreamhost.
banniNation Classic
I see some unique marketing opportunities here, although not to a very large audience. In fact, quite minuscule.
injuryproneerik: I literally just fell out of my chair laughing. Good play sir.
So now answer me this -- what is the deal with Cranky's hat?
So now answer me this -- what is the deal with Cranky's hat?
grahams:
The box kept running.
Officially:
One of our distribution switches failed about 30 minutes ago causing routes for some servers to drop out of the routing tables. The switch has been failed over to a backup and all servers should again be reachable.
The box kept running.
Officially:
One of our distribution switches failed about 30 minutes ago causing routes for some servers to drop out of the routing tables. The switch has been failed over to a backup and all servers should again be reachable.
hornwrecker: banniNation Classic
I see some unique marketing opportunities here, although not to a very large audience. In fact, quite minuscule.
I'm still toying with bN ultra less-is-more edition. For a small additional fee we'll make the site unavailable to you for an 8 hour period of your choosing each day.
I see some unique marketing opportunities here, although not to a very large audience. In fact, quite minuscule.
I'm still toying with bN ultra less-is-more edition. For a small additional fee we'll make the site unavailable to you for an 8 hour period of your choosing each day.
intentionally left blank: So now answer me this -- what is the deal with Cranky's hat?
Just for making me laugh so hard this morning, I'll tell you.
Way back in the day, when I first met cranky, I found out he was a Sci-Fi fan and old-school computer hack. I told him to read Snow Crash. I even remember it well, because it was in the early days of Amazon allowing you to sample read a book online. We were killing tim
Just for making me laugh so hard this morning, I'll tell you.
Way back in the day, when I first met cranky, I found out he was a Sci-Fi fan and old-school computer hack. I told him to read Snow Crash. I even remember it well, because it was in the early days of Amazon allowing you to sample read a book online. We were killing tim