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  • spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 08:33:03.0 login to vote score 1
    My childhood buddy who lives in Australia posted pics of her Thanksgiving dinner. :)

    She single handily introduced sushi to Perth. It's now a thing.

    She has a restaurant style kitchen she built off her house for her catering business. She retired due to health reasons and turned the kitchen over to her daughter who is running a gluten free bakery. Her cakes are gorgeous! She recently posted a pic of her maple syrup and bacon cupcakes with butter cream frosting. I could almost taste them through the ipad! :)

    I need to go visit, and take Spongeboy with me. Would like to spend a couple of months.
    magic nipples 4315 2014-11-27 08:41:57.0 login to vote score 13
    Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...


    mimir 6886 2014-11-27 08:44:54.0 login to vote score 5
    Happy Thanksgiving to all you miscreants, be you Ameri can or not.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-27 08:45:37.0 login to vote score 3
    magic nipples: Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...

    [image removed]


    People like you are why I have fire extinguishers pretty much everywhere.
    markymary 10732 2014-11-27 08:57:01.0 login to vote score 1
    Hope you guys are having a Happy Fourth of July!!!!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-27 08:58:28.0 login to vote score 5
    magic nipples: Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...


    Hey!



    How are you!?? Stick around and chat a bit!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 09:17:29.0 login to vote score 2
    magic nipples: Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...


    OMG HI MAGIC LADY I LOVE YOU OK BYE BYE
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-27 09:19:28.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: OMG HI MAGIC LADY I LOVE YOU OK BYE BYE

    Lil too stronk there, lil buddy.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 09:27:40.0 login to vote score 1
    Go up vote my jet engine boner
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 09:28:06.0 login to vote score 0
    Lil too stronk there, lil buddy.</quotethat's what Mindy from the Animaniacs says
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-11-27 09:37:20.0 login to vote score 3
    Have a good holiday everyone, I'm off to the GF's place to give thanks,...
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 09:41:52.0 login to vote score 3
    magic nipples: Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...


    Same to you, and almost everyone else!

    I have a lot to be thankful for, and more all the time.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-27 10:01:58.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: i need this

    Well, you have pretty good taste. That's a start.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 10:04:12.0 login to vote score 9
    No turkey. I will not pardon you nor will I give you clemency or even a stay of execution.

    You, turkey, are guilty. You are guilty of being a delicious game bird that, when properly stuffed with aromatics and slowly roasted, is a bountiful treat for a family gathering.

    You have shown no remorse for your crime of being delicious and have stated repeatedly that, if you had to do it all over again, you would still be just as succulent. Because of this, I see no reason why the jury's assessment of guilt on the issue of your delectability should be tampered with. To intrude on the province of the finder of fact, which has found that you are mouth-watering and delicious, would be a gross miscarriage of justice.

    You, turkey, must die. May whatever turkey god you believe in have mercy on your turkey soul.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-11-27 10:09:41.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: Nah. Put all that weird stuff in my tea. Putting butter in tea is an Indian and in some middle Eastern countries a way to drink tea. I should have had honey instead of the truvia, in hindsight. Still good. I might brew another.

    Have you tried cannabutter in tea?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:13:07.0 login to vote score 5


    Mostly for osiris and puff. The revenge of the Brits is in the kew.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:13:40.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: No turkey. I will not pardon you nor will I give you clemency or even a stay of execution.

    You, turkey, are guilty. You are guilty of being a delicious game bird that, when properly stuffed with aromatics and slowly roasted, is a bountiful treat for a family gathering.

    You have shown no remorse for your crime of being delicious and have stated repeatedly that, if you had to do it all over again, you would still be just as succulent. Because of this, I see no reason why the jury's assessment of guilt on the issue of your delectability should be tampered with. To intrude on the province of the finder of fact, which has found that you are mouth-watering and delicious, would be a gross miscarriage of justice.

    You, turkey, must die. May whatever turkey god you believe in have mercy on your turkey soul.


    If turkeys dream, they dream of being theropods.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-11-27 10:14:11.0 login to vote score 4
    totalsecurity: Same to you, and almost everyone else!

    I have a lot to be thankful for, and more all the time.


    Yeah, I feel pretty damn lucky myself. Especially when I think of where I was at this time last year.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:15:43.0 login to vote score 3
    After a second look at that map, can I live in the "gay people & pensioners/music festivals" area? Sounds great.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:33:44.0 login to vote score 2
    7 goddamned degrees F, H 82%, wind 5mph
    trigonman3 63 2014-11-27 10:33:45.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:40:44.0 login to vote score 1
    Need voats in kew, protein and carb-drunk reprobates.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 10:45:13.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: Have you tried cannabutter in tea?

    Have I? You gotta be kidding me. Has anybody ever fas has been decided to use even more need to go do more like?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:57:35.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Have I? You gotta be kidding me. Has anybody ever fas has been decided to use even more need to go do more like?

    Cannabutter causes fetal alcohol syndrome?

    Well I never....
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 11:12:20.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: 7 goddamned degrees F, H 82%, wind 5mph

    Got got back from a pre-dawn hike, it's 10F with a slight breeze. I'll be grilling some turkey soon.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 11:18:05.0 login to vote score 0
    Can someone tell me if the turkey speech is copy pasta? I nabbed it from the comment section on a gawker article.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 12:05:11.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: Got got back from a pre-dawn hike, it's 10F with a slight breeze. I'll be grilling some turkey soon.

    I'm having leftover fish pad thai.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 12:37:56.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: I'm having leftover fish pad thai.

    Dogs may now be classified as 'livestock' here. I don't plan to raise any for food, as poultry and especially rabbits are a better RoI. The dogs also have a job, protecting the actual livestock.

    I'm soon to be grilling a locally-grown hormone-free-range turkey breast and wings. Focaccia dressing, various vegetables, mashed potatoes and gravy made with the stock. The dogs got their usual and 2 hot dogs each, frozen. I'll make them some of the feast later. Rabbits get the vegetable trimmings, which I would normally use for stock. Also rabbits do not like asparagus or squash.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 13:35:12.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: Dogs may now be classified as 'livestock' here. I don't plan to raise any for food, as poultry and especially rabbits are a better RoI. The dogs also have a job, protecting the actual livestock.

    I'm soon to be grilling a locally-grown hormone-free-range turkey breast and wings. Focaccia dressing, various vegetables, mashed potatoes and gravy made with the stock. The dogs got their usual and 2 hot dogs each, frozen. I'll make them some of the feast later. Rabbits get the vegetable trimmings, which I would normally use for stock. Also rabbits do not like asparagus or squash.


    Asparagus? That's odd.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 13:41:53.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Asparagus? That's odd.

    They will eat every part of a banana, avocado, papaya, mango, or cucumber, but not asparagus or squash. They'll eat corn husks and stalks but not the ears, however they will eat the chickens food. They love Birch and will gnaw the branches and bark off. Their new home is free to come and go for them, but they don't go far. And they get bored with the same old diet. I think they are at least as smart as cats.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 13:43:28.0 login to vote score 1
    And ass-paragus has frustrated me for years. I have tried everything and have yet to get a crop, so don't mention that cursed taxo again.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-11-27 15:11:51.0 login to vote score 5
    Happy take-a-break-from-shitting-on-other-people-and-preparing-for-consumer-madness-day goes well. Hope all you and your loved ones are well.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-11-27 15:12:11.0 login to vote score 1
    Happy take-a-break-from-shitting-on-other-people-and-preparing-for-consumer-madness-day goes well. Hope all you and your loved ones are well.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 15:44:45.0 login to vote score 2
    I've had so much butter today, I may just spontaneously lactate.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 16:15:35.0 login to vote score 4


    Oh. Gawd. Full.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-11-27 16:39:28.0 login to vote score 0
    Hmm. I guess I stutter.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-11-27 16:41:31.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I've had so much butter today, I may just spontaneously lactate.

    Out of respect, I find this perplexing.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 16:52:08.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: 7 goddamned degrees F, H 82%, wind 5mph

    Shouldn't the humidity be solid at that point
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-27 17:07:43.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Have her steal you a new one

    Like Axl Rose, I decided I'd fucking do it myself and threw down. Like a moron, I got caught. I now have a huge knot over my eyebrow. After they figured out the basic details, the authorities are on my side. I'm a fucking dumbass. But at least I was sober for this ass-kicking.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-27 17:26:30.0 login to vote score 3
    And now the wife's peculiar Thanksgiving thing, listening to Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant.

    I totally don't get it.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-11-27 17:45:22.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 17:53:06.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Like Axl Rose, I decided I'd fucking do it myself and threw down. Like a moron, I got caught. I now have a huge knot over my eyebrow. After they figured out the basic details, the authorities are on my side. I'm a fucking dumbass. But at least I was sober for this ass-kicking.

    I have no idea what you are talking about.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 18:12:39.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman:

    That poor guy. I feel bad for his family.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 18:13:59.0 login to vote score 1
    comicbookguy:

    A look like that from Oatmeal usually means an incoming lick attack.
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-27 18:30:49.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I have no idea what you are talking about.

    No one ever does.
    I mostly was telling Iggins, but if you care, I'll expand.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-11-27 18:39:21.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Oh. Gawd. Full.

    Me too.


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 19:19:21.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: No one ever does.
    I mostly was telling Iggins, but if you care, I'll expand.


    Go ahead! I like a good story.
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-27 19:24:10.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Go ahead! I like a good story.

    I'm not sure if it's good, and it's clarity probably depends on how much you follow my shit-posting. Iggins made a suggestion that someone get my photocopier back. I'm probably packing out in January, and I'll be responsible for the photocopier. I figured it only got as far as the local copy shop. I stopped by around 11 to see how I would go about retrieving it. I got busted by private security. Now my neck is stiff and I feel off balance and I have a big knot.

    Need more details?
    texas raider 728 2014-11-27 20:10:36.0 login to vote score 5
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 20:26:44.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: I'm not sure if it's good, and it's clarity probably depends on how much you follow my shit-posting. Iggins made a suggestion that someone get my photocopier back. I'm probably packing out in January, and I'll be responsible for the photocopier. I figured it only got as far as the local copy shop. I stopped by around 11 to see how I would go about retrieving it. I got busted by private security. Now my neck is stiff and I feel off balance and I have a big knot.

    Need more details?


    Oh I kind of remember that. Why do they have it?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 20:27:23.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: I'm not sure if it's good, and it's clarity probably depends on how much you follow my shit-posting. Iggins made a suggestion that someone get my photocopier back. I'm probably packing out in January, and I'll be responsible for the photocopier. I figured it only got as far as the local copy shop. I stopped by around 11 to see how I would go about retrieving it. I got busted by private security. Now my neck is stiff and I feel off balance and I have a big knot.

    Need more details?


    Oh, and you should get your noggin checked if you got decked that hard.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-11-27 20:32:59.0 login to vote score 0
    Go hawks, I guess.
    trigonman3 63 2014-11-27 21:00:18.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: clown blowjobs

    You... didn't notice the dickbutt?
    zedeks 12822 2014-11-27 21:01:11.0 login to vote score 5
    Happy thanksgiving bN. 5k family run, getting to know my new nephew, the traditional meal,and a corn hole tournament to end the evening. My knee is fuxxored but I'm still alive.
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-27 21:19:58.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Oh, and you should get your noggin checked if you got decked that hard.

    Ugh. Yeah... Should and will are separated by a linguistic wasteland and shitty medical services. And my lunch hot-tai just cancelled on me.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 21:52:37.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: You... didn't notice the dickbutt?

    oh i noticed
    tumunga 12492 2014-11-27 21:53:28.0 login to vote score 0
    comicbookguy:

    Is that elephant dying, or sleeping?
    tumunga 12492 2014-11-27 21:56:15.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Happy Thanksgiving, bN!


    tumunga 12492 2014-11-27 21:57:36.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Mostly for osiris and puff. The revenge of the Brits is in the kew.

    Just in case you give a shit, my wife owns a few feet of land up in that Scotland there.
    tumunga 12492 2014-11-27 22:01:18.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: 7 goddamned degrees F, H 82%, wind 5mph

    go out and get you a cold windburn tan...they're healthier than that summer on the beach shit.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-27 22:14:46.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 22:34:08.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 22:39:41.0 login to vote score 4
    munin 12964 2014-11-27 22:46:40.0 login to vote score 5
    Infosec update:

    There's a couple rumors going around re: potential retail breaches, especially as concerns POS compromises.

    Watch your CC statements especially closely over the next several weeks - and DO NOT use debit cards in retail stores.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-27 22:55:20.0 login to vote score 1
    tumunga: Just in case you give a shit, my wife owns a few feet of land up in that Scotland there.

    Buys lots of Laphroaig, does she?
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-27 22:58:55.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-27 23:07:02.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: And ass-paragus has frustrated me for years.

    It grows "wild" here :) :)
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-27 23:12:45.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-27 23:13:38.0 login to vote score 0
    vote the kew up.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-27 23:17:06.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 23:21:40.0 login to vote score 2
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-11-27 23:54:14.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman 1528 2014-11-28 00:21:22.0 login to vote score 3
    zedeks: and a corn hole tournament to end the evening.

    Ô_Ô
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 00:23:31.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 01:07:51.0 login to vote score 2
    time for more Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 01:17:45.0 login to vote score 2
    SOJIN IS LOVE


    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 01:42:49.0 login to vote score 0
    also i play sniper elite 3 now

    maggotbrain 580 2014-11-28 01:58:00.0 login to vote score 3
    God. It was the first time that I ever did a blessing. It was painful. We all cried. Life is good.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-11-28 02:00:30.0 login to vote score 1
    I can't believe I made it through it.
    burntman 1528 2014-11-28 02:18:59.0 login to vote score 2
    maggotbrain: It was painful. We all cried. Life is good.

    that's what I imagined when I read "cornhole tournmament"
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 02:34:35.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: that's what I imagined when I read "cornhole tournmament"

    i pooped
    burntman 1528 2014-11-28 02:52:47.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: i pooped


    burntman 1528 2014-11-28 03:17:37.0 login to vote score 1
    btw, did anyone deep fry a turkey this year?


    fathead jones 8080 2014-11-28 03:25:34.0 login to vote score 3
    Omg. I just took the most horrifying dump ever. It wasn't painful like when my body is trying to kill itself and making me shit blood and bits of colon. It wasn't particularly smelly either. I just... literally filled half the bowl. This has never happened before on thanksgiving. Then I remembered.

    Cole slaw. My grandfather made his cole slaw and I never eat roughage on kthxgvng. The best part was I capped my meal with it. So it kinda acted like the guy who cleans up after the elephants in the parade.

    I cannot recommend this highly enough.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 03:50:50.0 login to vote score 0
    fathead jones: Omg. I just took the most horrifying dump ever. It wasn't painful like when my body is trying to kill itself and making me shit blood and bits of colon. It wasn't particularly smelly either. I just... literally filled half the bowl. This has never happened before on thanksgiving. Then I remembered.

    Cole slaw. My grandfather made his cole slaw and I never eat roughage on kthxgvng. The best part was I capped my meal with it. So it kinda acted like the guy who cleans up after the elephants in the parade.

    I cannot recommend this highly enough.


    cabbage will do that
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 03:51:05.0 login to vote score 0
    everybody post about poop now
    fathead jones 8080 2014-11-28 03:59:54.0 login to vote score 3
    I feel strangely empty. Like I did when I spent 5 days in the hospital
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 04:09:11.0 login to vote score 1
    fathead jones: I feel strangely empty. Like I did when I spent 5 days in the hospital

    eat fiber bro then you can avoid the giant buildup
    fathead jones 8080 2014-11-28 04:28:30.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: eat fiber bro then you can avoid the giant buildup

    Oh I do. There's just something magical about eating way too much food and then eating fibre.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 04:37:45.0 login to vote score 0
    fathead jones: Oh I do. There's just something magical about eating way too much food and then eating fibre.

    indeed, now go eat left overs
    throwingknife 1634 2014-11-28 04:49:14.0 login to vote score 0
    munin: Infosec update:

    There's a couple rumors going around re: potential retail breaches, especially as concerns POS compromises.

    Watch your CC statements especially closely over the next several weeks - and DO NOT use debit cards in retail stores.


    Oh goody. Having shopped at both Target and Home Depot, my main credit card has gotten replaced a couple of times in the last year. (The debit card almost never gets used except at my bank's ATMs.)

    I'm noticing chip-compatible card readers in stores. Does anyone use NFC/Google Wallet stuff?
    throwingknife 1634 2014-11-28 05:17:06.0 login to vote score 1
    BTW, thanks, Munins.

    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-28 05:18:12.0 login to vote score 1
    fathead jones: I feel strangely empty. Like I did when I spent 5 days in the hospital

    There's a very weird feeling when you poop out everything and you feel like there's a vacuum down there.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-28 05:30:10.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm trying to decide if I should fap, sleep, drink beer, or watch Netflix. I can do at least three of these at the same time, but not the fourth.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 06:08:44.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I'm trying to decide if I should fap, sleep, drink beer, or watch Netflix. I can do at least three of these at the same time, but not the fourth.

    maybe you should watch kpop videos


    trigonman3 63 2014-11-28 06:13:59.0 login to vote score 2
    zedeks: My knee is fuxxored but I'm still alive.

    1. Canadian Corn Hole?

    2.

    That was not his knee. Not everyone keeps his genitals in the same place.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-28 06:15:53.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: maybe you should watch kpop videos

    I am not watching kpop videos!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 06:29:20.0 login to vote score 0
    i like Jimin


    zedeks 12822 2014-11-28 06:39:08.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Ô_Ô

    With family!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 06:58:58.0 login to vote score 0
    i am playing demorcay 3.

    i am in the dickbutt party


    i named the opposition the libby lib libs
    fathead jones 8080 2014-11-28 06:59:55.0 login to vote score 0


    eddyatwork: I'm trying to decide if I should fap, sleep, drink beer, or watch Netflix. I can do at least three of these at the same time, but not the fourth.



    Fap, drink beer, and sleep.
    zedeks 12822 2014-11-28 07:05:37.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: 1. Canadian Corn Hole?

    2.

    That was not his knee. Not everyone keeps his genitals in the same place.


    1) Carolina Beach Cornhole.

    2) It certainly dosent feel like my knees are in the right place, but that's what I get for running a 5k after not doing any running in the last 3 months.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 07:10:44.0 login to vote score 0
    look, a kitty


    trigonman3 63 2014-11-28 07:55:31.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: look, a kitty


    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 08:09:56.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3:

    the same applies to girls dressed like cats
    iggins 5808 2014-11-28 08:16:16.0 login to vote score 0
    My next dog should be named dookie
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-28 08:24:13.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: btw, did anyone deep fry a turkey this year?

    Is that from yesterday or one that's been around for a while?

    No deep frying here, did it the traditional way and it came out great.
    If you logged in, you could post here.