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    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-01 13:09:39.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: What's it say about me that that's how I always hear that word in my head?

    You ain't the only one, buster!
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2014-10-01 13:45:00.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: to East Slabovia

    Better than Lower Slobovia from what I understand.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-01 13:47:46.0 login to vote score 1
    not exactly: I always thought Testicles would be a great name for an ancient Greek philosopher. Test-ih-clees.

    It's pronounced BALLS!
    clifton 1850 2014-10-01 14:18:48.0 login to vote score 1
    The Binding of Issac is pretty awesome for the $0.99 that I paid for it the other day.


    not exactly 11873 2014-10-01 14:42:53.0 login to vote score 0
    clifton: The Binding of Issac is pretty awesome for the $0.99 that I paid for it the other day.

    You should try Five Nights at Freddy's!
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-01 14:54:07.0 login to vote score 0
    clifton: The Binding of Issac is pretty awesome for the $0.99 that I paid for it the other day.
    [image removed]


    Rebirth comes out next month.

    not exactly: You should try Five Nights at Freddy's!

    This is another good one.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 15:57:30.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins:

    All I can see is....


    "You gonna get raped."


    Sorry iggy.
    not exactly 11873 2014-10-01 15:57:31.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Rebirth comes out next month.



    This is another good one.


    I was watching videos of the Garry's Mod version. Looks hilarious.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 16:15:23.0 login to vote score 0
    Does anyone have the gif or the link to the gif with the guy felling a decent sized tree between two structures and then giving a thumbs up?

    TIA.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-01 16:32:21.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Does anyone have the gif or the link to the gif with the guy felling a decent sized tree between two structures and then giving a thumbs up?

    TIA.


    I tried. Can't find it.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 16:36:00.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: I tried. Can't find it.

    I found it on youtube.

    But I think someone here had a gif of it.

    Link for awesomeness.

    Fast forward to about 2:15 if you are impatient.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 16:37:28.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: I tried. Can't find it.

    GOT IT!!!



    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-01 17:18:15.0 login to vote score 0
    I can't decide who I want to win tonight's playoff game. Dilemma. Go San Francisco Pirates!
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-01 17:48:18.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: GOT IT!!!

    If I stare at that white square long enough, I think I might see something. Anybody got any acid? That might help.

    :-P
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 17:50:05.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: If I stare at that white square long enough, I think I might see something. Anybody got any acid? That might help.

    :-P


    Works fine on my Nexus and Ubuntu.

    You just MIGHT need some acid!
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-01 17:51:51.0 login to vote score 0
    tabernash: Works fine on my Nexus and Ubuntu.

    You just MIGHT need some acid!


    Nope. That's because you have it cached. It's doing a hotlink redirect to http://themetapicture.com/media/picture.jpe which is a white square.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-01 17:53:24.0 login to vote score 5
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 18:25:23.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Nope. That's because you have it cached. It's doing a hotlink redirect to http://themetapicture.com/media/picture.jpe which is a white square.

    Cached on two different devices?

    Unpossible!

    The search string was :

    felling a tree close quarters gif

    See if the same thing happens to you.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-01 18:26:02.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Cached on two different devices?

    Unpossible!

    The search string was :

    felling a tree close quarters gif

    See if the same thing happens to you.


    Now that's weird. It's working now. *boggle*
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 18:27:05.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Now that's weird. It's working now. *boggle*

    I told you it was unpossible.

    You are not dealing with twitch here!

    ;-)
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-01 18:30:26.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: I told you it was unpossible.

    You are not dealing with twitch here!

    ;-)



    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 18:30:29.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Now that's weird. It's working now. *boggle*

    Speaking of twitch, did he post today? Did he do the court thingy?
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-01 18:31:10.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Speaking of twitch, did he post today? Did he do the court thingy?

    Yes, he's posted and no, he didn't do the court thingy. Whether he went but told he wasn't needed or whether he didn't bother showing up, I don't know. I suspect the latter.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 18:38:34.0 login to vote score 4
    osirisothedead: Yes, he's posted and no, he didn't do the court thingy. Whether he went but told he wasn't needed or whether he didn't bother showing up, I don't know. I suspect the latter.

    OK, in penance for repeating my apple and diet soda joke, I give this. I hope you will accept it.


    Three ducks walk into a bar.

    The first one says: "My name is Huey. It's raining outside and I have been in and out of puddles all day. It's a good day to be a duck!"

    The bartender is amused and gives Huey a beer.

    The second ducks says: "My name is Dewey. It's raining outside and I have been in and out of puddles all day. It's a good day to be a duck!"

    The bartender agrees and give Dewey a beer.

    The bartender looks at the third duck and says: "I suppose you are Louie."










    The third duck smiles and says: "No. I am Puddles."
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 18:43:47.0 login to vote score 2
    OK, maybe another one then...


    Two muffins were in the oven.

    One muffin says to the other: "Damn! It sure is hot in here!"





    The second muffin says: "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"



    ;-)
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-01 18:48:06.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-01 19:28:37.0 login to vote score 0
    There is a little blonde Southern woman scouring her datebook for weekends to meet me in NOLA. Yay.
    mimir 6886 2014-10-01 19:34:18.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: There is a little blonde Southern woman scouring her datebook for weekends to meet me in NOLA. Yay.

    Good on ya.

    I'm personally staring at my calendar and repeating "24"

    24 days until I get my Nerd-Cation.
    thefifthsetpin 5278 2014-10-01 19:40:36.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind:

    Pluto's atmosphere consists of a thin envelope of nitrogen, methane, and carbon monoxide gases.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-01 19:47:32.0 login to vote score 0
    tabernash: Speaking of twitch, did he post today? Did he do the court thingy?

    I asked and he claimed he didn't need to go.

    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 19:49:35.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I asked and he claimed he didn't need to go.

    I'll just wait for the 'I lost money because I didn't answer a subpoena and not they are taking me to jail because of a bench warrant' thread.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-01 19:49:47.0 login to vote score 0
    not = now

    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-01 19:50:02.0 login to vote score 2
    thefifthsetpin: Pluto's atmosphere consists of a thin envelope of nitrogen, methane, and carbon monoxide gases.

    True, however it isn't a planet.

    /hides behind NDG
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-01 19:50:46.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: The third duck smiles and says: "No. I am Puddles."

    I have heard that one with kids late for school "... on top of Strawberry Hill." Still funny after 35 years.

    Here's one that makes me giggle:

    Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict on his divorce case.

    "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce. Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge.

    "But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-01 20:00:27.0 login to vote score 3
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-01 20:15:16.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: True, however it isn't a planet.

    /hides behind NDG



    sabine 745 2014-10-01 20:22:18.0 login to vote score 2
    I don't care if everybody else tuned out, but I'll take 8-0 any day. Sorry, Pittsburgh.
    halfof33 12140 2014-10-01 20:32:50.0 login to vote score -1
    mimir: Good on ya.

    I'm personally staring at my calendar and repeating "24"

    24 days until I get my Nerd-Cation.


    Yeah, you said the same thing last night. You clowns have a fucking text package? Use it.

    Jesus, twittergarden with a couple of handbags.
    tumunga 12492 2014-10-01 21:30:36.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: OK, maybe another one then...


    Two muffins were in the oven.

    One muffin says to the other: "Damn! It sure is hot in here!"





    The second muffin says: "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"



    ;-)


    There's a bear and a rabbit shitting in the woods.

    The bear looked at the rabbit and said, "Hey, you got a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

    The rabbit said, "Nope."








    So the bear picked up the rabbit, and wiped his ass with it.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-01 21:32:39.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi: Relocate where? Also I can telecommute if that's possible.

    Iggins is right: East Slobovia (or, as I call it, West Pigfuck, because everyone here for miles around is a pigfucker).

    No fucking way can you telecommute. As my support staff, a part of your job is to decide whether I need to deal with people or people should be redirected from having to deal with me. Putting it that way, I can see why the other office girls might want to put zombigirl.

    Also, you have to bring me lunch. You can keep the change. And listen to me complain about shit.

    Iggins, I got you a picture of zombi. (I just straight up asked her.) I'd feel bad about posting it, though. Like I said, she's normal. Do you still want to see, and if so, how?
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-01 21:37:15.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Iggins is right: East Slobovia (or, as I call it, West Pigfuck, because everyone here for miles around is a pigfucker).

    No fucking way can you telecommute. As my support staff, a part of your job is to decide whether I need to deal with people or people should be redirected from having to deal with me. Putting it that way, I can see why the other office girls might want to put zombigirl.

    Also, you have to bring me lunch. You can keep the change. And listen to me complain about shit.

    Iggins, I got you a picture of zombi. (I just straight up asked her.) I'd feel bad about posting it, though. Like I said, she's normal. Do you still want to see, and if so, how?


    I used to have a Zombie woman for my admin assistant. Turns out it was just eczema. Still didn't explain why she would feast on people's brains, but whatevs.
    tumunga 12492 2014-10-01 21:38:10.0 login to vote score 0
    Is anyone drinking in the BG, or are you fuckers just faking it?
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-01 21:43:27.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: I don't care if everybody else tuned out, but I'll take 8-0 any day. Sorry, Pittsburgh.

    Agree on both parts. It was no where near as bizarre as last nights game. I was kind of hoping the Pirates went a bit further. Who are you hoping to make it to the World Series? San Francisco and...?
    tumunga 12492 2014-10-01 21:43:35.0 login to vote score 1
    I gots mine....

    I wanna make up to all the people that hate me in the bN...how do I do that?
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-01 21:44:45.0 login to vote score 1
    bucket of truth: I used to have a Zombie woman for my admin assistant. Turns out it was just eczema. Still didn't explain why she would feast on people's brains, but whatevs.

    If you missed the story, she wears these fucked up contacts. They look like horrible cataracts with bright red flecks. Apparently she doesn't always wear them, but they make me want to beat her. I wish she feasted on brains.

    Today, zmobigirl gets to drive me places. We both have to go, and I deserve to drink at work. Everyone drives drunk here, but I'm not a citizen.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-01 21:44:45.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: I don't care if everybody else tuned out, but I'll take 8-0 any day. Sorry, Pittsburgh.

    i watched the end of it on my phone....while taking a rage poop.




    more to follow
    iggins 5808 2014-10-01 21:46:06.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga: I gots mine....

    I wanna make up to all the people that hate me in the bN...how do I do that?


    puppies, and kpop cuties are a start
    sabine 745 2014-10-01 22:04:43.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Who are you hoping to make it to the World Series? San Francisco and...?

    Anaheim. Revenge for 2002 when I was dancing around an empty office in Tokyo on a Sunday with all the TVs blaring with one out in the 7th inning when it was obvious that the Giants were going to win the first World Series in SF-era history being up 5-0 and Dusty Baker JINXED THE FUCK OUT OF IT. Monday afternoon I was in an English-themed pub watching Tsuyoshi "Japanese for Useless" Shinjo strike out for the final out of a foregone conclusion amidst a bunch of folks who apologized for exporting him.
    tumunga 12492 2014-10-01 22:13:23.0 login to vote score 0
    40 mg Ambien, 2 Jim Beam HIball glasses. no ice, and a 3/4 bottle of ArborMist Pick MoSATTO.....


    iS THIS HOOD FOR FRIDAY IN THE COUNTRY, BECUASE THAT'S WHERE ME and skooter aER TONIT

    iggins 5808 2014-10-01 22:14:31.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Anaheim. Revenge for 2002 when I was dancing around an empty office in Tokyo on a Sunday with all the TVs blaring with one out in the 7th inning when it was obvious that the Giants were going to win the first World Series in SF-era history being up 5-0 and Dusty Baker JINXED THE FUCK OUT OF IT. Monday afternoon I was in an English-themed pub watching Tsuyoshi "Japanese for Useless" Shinjo strike out for the final out of a foregone conclusion amidst a bunch of folks who apologized for exporting him.

    i am a little tiny bit possibly obsessed with Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-10-01 22:18:58.0 login to vote score 1
    also Hyeri is total adorbs


    iggins 5808 2014-10-01 22:42:27.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-01 22:48:50.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Anaheim. Revenge for 2002 when I was dancing around an empty office in Tokyo on a Sunday with all the TVs blaring with one out in the 7th inning when it was obvious that the Giants were going to win the first World Series in SF-era history being up 5-0 and Dusty Baker JINXED THE FUCK OUT OF IT. Monday afternoon I was in an English-themed pub watching Tsuyoshi "Japanese for Useless" Shinjo strike out for the final out of a foregone conclusion amidst a bunch of folks who apologized for exporting him.

    Nice. I would be happy with a completely west coast series myself for the timezone bias. Caught the Mariners game on Saturday when they beat the Angels. Unfortunately, it was too little too late for Seattle. I was nice to get out to Safeco with my daughter. Had some good food in the International District and our section at the park was somewhat calm and empty, so I didn't need to kill anyone. I like the Giants but want to see either Kershaw or Strasburg pitching and see how they do.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-01 22:51:53.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga: 40 mg Ambien, 2 Jim Beam HIball glasses. no ice, and a 3/4 bottle of ArborMist Pick MoSATTO.....


    iS THIS HOOD FOR FRIDAY IN THE COUNTRY, BECUASE THAT'S WHERE ME and skooter aER TONIT


    Are you even so far as much as you think you're done?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-01 22:52:41.0 login to vote score 2
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    sabine 745 2014-10-01 23:38:26.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Caught the Mariners game on Saturday when they beat the Angels.

    Either the Mariners really overachieved this year or I did a bad job of scouting them early. I thought they were Cano and Hernandez and a bunch of scrubs. Did not think they would be in contention that late.
    tumunga 12492 2014-10-01 23:52:33.0 login to vote score 0
    maggotbrain: Are you even so far as much as you think you're done?

    I'm thinking this ain't gettinm me aND PUSSY....
    tumunga 12492 2014-10-01 23:54:22.0 login to vote score 0
    maggotbrain: Are you even so far as much as you think you're done?


    MY WIFE IS SKOOTER....GOOLD LUCK WITH THAT
    abt12monk 10796 2014-10-02 00:56:33.0 login to vote score 1
    I am officially terrified


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    burntman 1528 2014-10-02 01:12:43.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman 1528 2014-10-02 01:38:12.0 login to vote score 2
    tumunga: MY WIFE IS SKOOTER

    Embarrassing to ride?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-02 01:43:18.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Embarrassing to ride?


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