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  • tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:11:19.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

    Well, shit, FMB...I thought you posted this:

    You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone

    And since I got confused, I'll change my downvote to an upvote for your post. You're welcome...
    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:11:44.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Ok, between Band of Heathens and the new gf, I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be masterbaiting to!

    A brick.

    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:13:48.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Was thinking of you, so I just sent her Texas...

    Come Back To Texas??

    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:15:46.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga: Come Back To Texas??

    The Bush Twins wants you back.
    phoenix301 12664 2014-07-21 22:07:56.0 login to vote score 2
    oppob is kew commandoing
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:10:28.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: I feel all 17 again, with oversized feet and nowhere to put my hands.

    You put your hands in all the fun places, if you can talk her in to it.

    Feet are optional.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 22:16:34.0 login to vote score 4
    dogs laughter: You put your hands in all the fun places, if you can talk her in to it.

    Feet are optional.


    When fisting just isn't enough?
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:32:29.0 login to vote score 3
    karkfumm: I would SO buy this comic!

    I got to see both The Sting and Jaws when they came out. It's a pity that Robert Shaw died so young.
    texas raider 728 2014-07-21 22:33:48.0 login to vote score 5
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:34:53.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: When fisting just isn't enough?

    Now I have a new fantasy. Thanks, pervert.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:40:50.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider:

    Is that from the first Bond movie? They've made so many I can't keep up.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 22:56:00.0 login to vote score 3
    dogs laughter: Now I have a new fantasy. Thanks, pervert.

    I call rule 34. I want to see someone with a vagina on each foot


    Vagoo shoes
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:08:03.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: Vagoo shoes


    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-21 23:08:41.0 login to vote score 8
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:22:37.0 login to vote score 0
    phoenix301: oppob is kew commandoing

    Apparently he votes Republican.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:27:06.0 login to vote score 6
    While doing a GIS for "vagoo shoes" (I found that they do in fact exist!), I came across this, which I liked.


    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 23:47:06.0 login to vote score 2
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-22 00:21:58.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-07-22 00:35:46.0 login to vote score 0
    dogs laughter: Is that from the first Bond movie? They've made so many I can't keep up.

    It's from an anime called Hanayamata, though that is an obvious homage. ^_^
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 00:36:51.0 login to vote score 3
    dogs laughter:

    21st Century Ovoid Man?
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 01:22:15.0 login to vote score 2
    Going fishing when I get out of here.

    Got my fish sticks packed in my car
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 01:28:52.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins: Going fishing when I get out of here.

    Got my fish sticks packed in my car



    maggotbrain 580 2014-07-22 01:36:57.0 login to vote score 5
    Vacation is srs bsns. Parasailing at 8 Am. Then heading to the Valley of the Temples to pay respects to my girlfriends Mom and Grandmother. Then I get to help my kidlet to learn to surf. As a nightcap, we get to see my girlfriend's cousin, Kamuelo Kahoano, perform at a local bar. I guess this guy is big stuff on the islands. From what I understand, he either won or was nominated for some Hawaiian Grammy awards. It is really endearing to see my folks soak up some of the real Hawaiian culture down here, rather than just be tourists. While hectic, this is turning out to be a great family reunion and introduction to the 'in-laws'. Bless me.
    ambition chicken 290 2014-07-22 01:42:49.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff:

    Here I thought Twitch invented the meme!
    maggotbrain 580 2014-07-22 02:03:17.0 login to vote score 4
    My mom and I have mutually agreed to declare war on Japanese pedestrians. We are working on our double team body block. Those bastards have no concept of personal space. :-)
    texas raider 728 2014-07-22 02:55:04.0 login to vote score 6
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 03:20:39.0 login to vote score 2
    I'd let you watch, I would invite you but the queens we use would not excite you.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 03:28:41.0 login to vote score 3
    I'm awake and can't go back to sleep. Going out to the farm this weekend, which gives me an hour and a half alone with one of my favorite supervisors (she's not my supervisor...in fact my department keeps hers in line. She is an indirect supervisor of -possible- gf's position) and distracts me from obsessing for a few minutes per day. I will also be returning with a little red wagon, which will ease shopping and laundry activities. I have already retained permission, if it works out, to break in the Opium Bed. That was somewhat surprising, as I wasn't sure I wouldn't be breaking it in with the hostess...but this arrangement works a lot better for me. And for hostess's husband, although he really doesn't seem to care much.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 04:03:31.0 login to vote score 3
    maggotbrain: Vacation is srs bsns. Parasailing at 8 Am. Then heading to the Valley of the Temples to pay respects to my girlfriends Mom and Grandmother. Then I get to help my kidlet to learn to surf. As a nightcap, we get to see my girlfriend's cousin, Kamuelo Kahoano, perform at a local bar. I guess this guy is big stuff on the islands. From what I understand, he either won or was nominated for some Hawaiian Grammy awards. It is really endearing to see my folks soak up some of the real Hawaiian culture down here, rather than just be tourists. While hectic, this is turning out to be a great family reunion and introduction to the 'in-laws'. Bless me.

    You still haven't posted any of the native girls for me

    random bacon 12498 2014-07-22 04:24:34.0 login to vote score 2
    fatsean: I wonder what they are going for. Power? Just loud for loud's sake?

    So that you by god notice them!

    See also Giant Truck Syndrome, i.e. overcompensation!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 05:06:02.0 login to vote score 5


    Pacifica is burning.

    Again.
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-07-22 06:48:09.0 login to vote score 5
    farkmeblind: Pacifica is burning.

    Again.


    Some folks I had worked with years ago are on the incident command of the Carlton Complex in WA. It's supposed to cool down and perhaps rain this week though.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-07-22 06:59:18.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: [image removed]

    I'll bet those make lousy bait.
    lady tabernash 4405 2014-07-22 07:15:04.0 login to vote score 6
    vushtrriboy: Some folks I had worked with years ago are on the incident command of the Carlton Complex in WA. It's supposed to cool down and perhaps rain this week though.

    Just heard possible lightning showers tomorrow, that's what started the majority of the fires burning now.

    I've been watching the Chiwaukum and the R Road fires. I have close relatives that have been forced to evacuate.

    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 07:17:49.0 login to vote score 4
    lady tabernash: Just heard possible lightning showers tomorrow, that's what started the majority of the fires burning now.

    I've been watching the Chiwaukum and the R Road fires. I have close relatives that have been forced to evacuate.


    Stay safe. I hope your relatives' house will be OK.
    lady tabernash 4405 2014-07-22 07:25:34.0 login to vote score 5
    cardinal puff: Stay safe. I hope your relatives' house will be OK.

    Thanks

    So far it depends on the wind, one family has a friend working the line and he told them that if it jumps there's no saving any of the homes there, they don't have the manpower or resources available to them.

    Guy was so sweet he offered to try and save 5 things and what window did she want him to break to get in.

    / like a broken window will matter lol
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 07:30:37.0 login to vote score 5
    I see it's nearly Christmas. I have started getting emails with this subject, and variants: "Here It Is: Santa Surprise Deal #11"

    Wat.
    stimp 2462 2014-07-22 07:42:45.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: I see it's nearly Christmas. I have started getting emails with this subject, and variants: "Here It Is: Santa Surprise Deal #11"

    Wat.


    They're probably referring to Santa's penis size.
    injuryproneerik 16 2014-07-22 08:15:17.0 login to vote score 12
    quinblake: Hung out with some old friends tonight. Neato sky driving home


    quick1 501 2014-07-22 08:18:25.0 login to vote score 13


    Too hoppy.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:18:43.0 login to vote score 4
    i caught the fish


    really HAMMERed those white hybrid bass today
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 08:25:33.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: i caught the fish
    really HAMMERed those white hybrid bass today


    Did you drop any?
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-07-22 08:28:49.0 login to vote score 5
    lady tabernash: Just heard possible lightning showers tomorrow, that's what started the majority of the fires burning now.

    I've been watching the Chiwaukum and the R Road fires. I have close relatives that have been forced to evacuate.


    Gah.

    /hides under his island bubble
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:31:35.0 login to vote score 7
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-22 08:35:18.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: Hung out with some old friends tonight. Neato sky driving home

    Is Canadia burning as well?
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-22 08:40:22.0 login to vote score 9
    I saw iggins in the grocery store yesterday.

    A guy had a grocery cart with baked beans, canned chili, ice cream, and broccoli.

    Another contender for the "most offensive bodily functions evar" award.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-22 08:49:48.0 login to vote score 6
    intentionally left blank: Is Canadia burning as well?

    It's just maple syrup outgassing, nothing to see here....


    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:54:11.0 login to vote score 4
    today's daily Sojin



    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:55:11.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: I saw iggins in the grocery store yesterday.

    A guy had a grocery cart with baked beans, canned chili, ice cream, and broccoli.

    Another contender for the "most offensive bodily functions evar" award.


    actually, i use refried beans



    cabbage AND broccoli





    also we go through a lot of ice cream in this house
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:58:48.0 login to vote score 5
    mimir 6886 2014-07-22 09:24:04.0 login to vote score 4
    intentionally left blank: I saw iggins in the grocery store yesterday.

    A guy had a grocery cart with baked beans, canned chili, ice cream, and broccoli.

    Another contender for the "most offensive bodily functions evar" award.


    Needs more sriracha.

    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-22 09:26:41.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir: Needs more sriracha.

    I don't know if siracha adds to the.... olfactory experience.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 09:28:02.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: Did you drop any?

    I did have to throw some back
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 09:29:57.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: I don't know if siracha adds to the.... olfactory experience.

    My experience with it is that it breaks down easily enough to avoid a burning butthole. Red pepper flakes do not
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-22 09:34:38.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Is Canadia burning as well?

    Naw just a cool sunset during a rainshower.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-07-22 09:35:47.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: You still haven't posted any of the native girls for me

    Been too busy poopin' in a different time zone.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 09:41:29.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Been too busy poopin' in a different time zone.

    I want to poop in that time zone
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:16:53.0 login to vote score 4
    Okay, so I let the woman pick the day we meet next week.

    She picked Monday.

    Shall I take this as a good sign?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:24:09.0 login to vote score 5












    If there's anything incriminating, please strike. But this is where I spend most of my time. The flags and bunting are in honor of my nextcube neighbor who became a U.S. citizen last month.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:28:47.0 login to vote score 3
    Also, all the green parts of the dinosaur jungle are photosynthesizing on the windowsill, out of frame.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 10:29:51.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Okay, so I let the woman pick the day we meet next week.

    She picked Monday.

    Shall I take this as a good sign?


    Absolutely!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:36:35.0 login to vote score 5
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:43:55.0 login to vote score 1
    And yes, that is a Monster's Inc. lunchbag, TYVM.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-22 13:04:33.0 login to vote score 4
    Ahh, science.


    totalsecurity 1281 2014-07-22 13:13:20.0 login to vote score 2
    I found this old laptop running an AMD 64, but it has Ubuntu 11 and won't upgrade (yes I have tried every terminal suggestion but no joy). The download for 14.04 is happening now. I can't install Nintendo until it's finished.

    Suggestions? This is Your Moms Day Off.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-22 13:16:08.0 login to vote score 4
    AAAaaand I haz The Black Keys tickets for the C-bus gig in september! Wooty woot! Yess (my spirit daughter) and I are going on a brief roadie.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-22 13:20:22.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: I found this old laptop running an AMD 64, but it has Ubuntu 11 and won't upgrade (yes I have tried every terminal suggestion but no joy). The download for 14.04 is happening now. I can't install Nintendo until it's finished.

    Suggestions? This is Your Moms Day Off.


    Make sure that this time you put /home in its own partition, so you don't have to delete it (or back it up) next time you have to replace the O/S.


    /good idea to make /tmp and /var their own partitions, too.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-07-22 13:21:21.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Ahh, science.

    "Bear Spray" sounds like a Gay Attractant, but it's not.

    It's seasoning.
    obbop 207 2014-07-22 14:38:39.0 login to vote score 1



    Cubicle. People dwell within them.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 14:57:42.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: "Bear Spray" sounds like a Gay Attractant, but it's not.

    It's seasoning.


    It's gay seasoning?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 15:23:09.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: AAAaaand I haz The Black Keys tickets for the C-bus gig in september! Wooty woot! Yess (my spirit daughter) and I are going on a brief roadie.

    Yay! I really like Yess.
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-22 15:32:58.0 login to vote score 0
    obbop: Cubicle. People dwell within them.

    What's with these stand up desks?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-22 15:59:12.0 login to vote score 4
    obbop: Cubicle. People dwell within them.

    Yeah. It's how people get work done.
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-22 15:59:35.0 login to vote score 1
    I love you FMB


    tabernash 1083 2014-07-22 16:15:14.0 login to vote score 4
    flashlv: What's with these stand up desks?

    Notice the six buttons in the center of the desk on the right?

    2 raise and lower. The others are for someone to preconfigure different height stops.

    It is ergonomic and good for relieving fatigue and the effects of repetitive strain.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-22 16:20:38.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Yay! I really like Yess.

    I dig her. She's a liiIIIIIIIIIiiiittle bubbly and jumpy, and has atrocious taste in men, but she's really interested in my brain and what I think.
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-22 16:21:51.0 login to vote score 0
    tabernash: Notice the six buttons in the center of the desk on the right?

    2 raise and lower. The others are for someone to preconfigure different height stops.

    It is ergonomic and good for relieving fatigue and the effects of repetitive strain.


    We have a few people at work asking for them, I think I'm going to ask for one and see what they say.


    clifton 1850 2014-07-22 16:33:00.0 login to vote score 0
    obbop: [image removed]


    Cubicle. People dwell within them.


    I don't think that needs to be outdoors, tho.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 16:34:28.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: I dig her. She's a liiIIIIIIIIIiiiittle bubbly and jumpy, and has atrocious taste in men, but she's really interested in my brain and what I think.

    Ah, she's a smarter copy of your little sister.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-22 16:57:36.0 login to vote score 2
    roddikinsathome: I dig her. She's a liiIIIIIIIIIiiiittle bubbly and jumpy, and has atrocious taste in men, but she's really interested in my brain and what I think.

    She really does seem to be a genuine free-spirit goofball.... she's hot too. :)
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-22 17:23:35.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Ah, she's a smarter copy of your little sister.


    random bacon: She really does seem to be a genuine free-spirit goofball.... she's hot too. :)

    Yup.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 17:26:24.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 17:31:20.0 login to vote score 0


    Anyone need a nightmare?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 17:33:06.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Roo

    He's preserving the warm spot for you.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-22 18:24:23.0 login to vote score 1
    Mostly for Mike Bolton:


    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 18:56:13.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle: Mostly for Mike Bolton:

    Thet there's a good-lookin goat.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-22 19:04:24.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-22 19:11:00.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: If there's anything incriminating, please strike. But this is where I spend most of my time. The flags and bunting are in honor of my nextcube neighbor who became a U.S. citizen last month.

    obbop would not approve.
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-22 19:50:56.0 login to vote score 1
    I hate my neighbours. There I said it. Aboveground pool and a flatscreen tv out in the back now.
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-22 19:51:49.0 login to vote score 1
    And what's with the endless powertools wtf.
    fatsean 3838 2014-07-22 20:15:06.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: I hate my neighbours. There I said it. Aboveground pool and a flatscreen tv out in the back now.

    Pool snob! ;)
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-22 20:24:21.0 login to vote score 0
    If you logged in, you could post here.