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  • random bacon 12498 2014-07-28 18:54:14.0 login to vote score 0
    *tap* *tap*
    Is this thing on?
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-28 18:55:51.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: *tap* *tap*
    Is this thing on?


    nope.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-28 19:16:16.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: *tap* *tap*
    Is this thing on?


    Is it on what?
    iggins 5808 2014-07-28 20:49:41.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Is it on what?

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug
    maggotbrain 580 2014-07-28 20:53:45.0 login to vote score 4
    *sigh* So long Hawai'i. Our affair was nice while it lasted.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-07-28 23:07:54.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff:

    acutely stimulating & perfect circle
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-28 23:20:27.0 login to vote score 7
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-28 23:30:46.0 login to vote score 4
    maggotbrain: *sigh* So long Hawai'i. Our affair was nice while it lasted.

    It's a beautiful place, but it isn't for everyone. Between cost of living and traffic, it has its frustrations. Perfect place to vacation once in awhile. It's hard to be in a bad mood when you have beaches, mountains, hikes, and culture like this everywhere.





    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-28 23:31:02.0 login to vote score 5
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-28 23:57:54.0 login to vote score 5
    Creepy photos




    iggins 5808 2014-07-28 23:58:08.0 login to vote score 2

    sockpuppet: It's a beautiful place, but it isn't for everyone. Between cost of living and traffic, it has its frustrations. Perfect place to vacation once in awhile. It's hard to be in a bad mood when you have beaches, mountains, hikes, and culture like this everywhere.


    And native girls



    Also Delicious spam

    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 00:23:06.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet: Creepy photos

    I see goatse
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 01:18:03.0 login to vote score 3
    Fuck it, I'm going to white castle when I get out of here. Fuck it
    texas raider 728 2014-07-29 01:25:25.0 login to vote score 9
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 02:03:10.0 login to vote score 0
    Place close by me just got robbed a little bit ago
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 03:59:16.0 login to vote score 2
    Mm mm sliders, god have mercy on any would be robbers who walk into this tonight



    Brrrrrt
    trigonman3 63 2014-07-29 05:13:44.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: FLIES!! I hate the little fuckers!

    I'm making Wethani Kyet, and it seems to act like a fly magnet. I have all the windows closed and they're STILL getting in somewhere. Grrr! Out with the swatter!


    I've been dealing with fruit flies attracted to bananas.

    1. I now keep the bananas in a mesh bag.
    2. I put the peels in a covered, bagged trashcan. The fruit flies were getting in there, then swarming out when I put in a new peel, so now:
    3. When I put a peel in, I spray it with bug spray. It's unappetizing, and if the flies try to feed on the sprayed banana peel, they die.
    4. I've found that fruit flies are very susceptible to this method of killing by hand: Close hand into fist, extend index finger (as if pointing). Approach a fly that has landed; stop when your index finger is directly over the fly. Bring index finger down quickly. They seem to get distracted by the relatively large closed fist, and don't notice (or don't see) the relatively small finger.
    5. I made a powered suction device out of a piece of fabric rubber-banded over a vacuum cleaner hose attachment. When I get a fly pulled toward the fabric, I grab it and smush it.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-29 05:17:40.0 login to vote score 3
    trigonman3: I've been dealing with fruit flies attracted to bananas.

    1. I now keep the bananas in a mesh bag.
    2. I put the peels in a covered, bagged trashcan. The fruit flies were getting in there, then swarming out when I put in a new peel, so now:
    3. When I put a peel in, I spray it with bug spray. It's unappetizing, and if the flies try to feed on the sprayed banana peel, they die.
    4. I've found that fruit flies are very susceptible to this method of killing by hand: Close hand into fist, extend index finger (as if pointing). Approach a fly that has landed; stop when your index finger is directly over the fly. Bring index finger down quickly. They seem to get distracted by the relatively large closed fist, and don't notice (or don't see) the relatively small finger.
    5. I made a powered suction device out of a piece of fabric rubber-banded over a vacuum cleaner hose attachment. When I get a fly pulled toward the fabric, I grab it and smush it.


    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    :)
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-29 05:21:23.0 login to vote score 4
    trigonman3: 5. I made a powered suction device out of a piece of fabric rubber-banded over a vacuum cleaner hose attachment. When I get a fly pulled toward the fabric, I grab it and smush it.

    This device is called a pooter. Useful for catching small bugs, fruit flies, etc.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-29 05:26:04.0 login to vote score 4
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-07-29 05:45:51.0 login to vote score 4
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-29 06:15:47.0 login to vote score 2
    bluegargoyle: [Install the elucidation]

    xxplosiv writes installation instructions?
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 06:17:20.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 06:20:22.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 06:23:00.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-29 07:03:54.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind:
    :%s/Dorothy Parker/Grumpy Cat/g
    

    mikeflstfi 4335 2014-07-29 07:24:53.0 login to vote score 7
    sockpuppet: It's a beautiful place, but it isn't for everyone. Between cost of living and traffic, it has its frustrations. Perfect place to vacation once in awhile. It's hard to be in a bad mood when you have beaches, mountains, hikes, and culture like this everywhere.

    We've been to Maui and to Oahu and enjoyed both of them very much. You're right about the traffic, though. Jesus, that was nuts. Views like this sort of make up for it, though.

    From the Puu Ualakaa State Park overlooking Waikiki and Diamond Head.


    throwingknife 1634 2014-07-29 08:39:47.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins:

    That almost looks like a sappy religious painting.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-07-29 08:55:27.0 login to vote score 0
    So, does anyone in the D.C area know of a military service station that carries tires?
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-07-29 09:06:45.0 login to vote score 0
    Ah, I actually found my answer
    maggotbrain 580 2014-07-29 09:08:08.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Mm mm sliders



    Brrrrrt


    AKA: ratburgers. Only good if you are stoned. And 16.

    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 09:11:22.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 09:11:54.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: That almost looks like a sappy religious painting.

    to me, it is
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-29 09:14:29.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: to me, it is

    Sweet Jesus, you need to get laid....
    joseph smith 12808 2014-07-29 09:17:19.0 login to vote score 0
    maggotbrain: AKA: ratburgers. Only good if you are stoned. And 16.
    These burgers... are crazy.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 09:26:25.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Sweet Jesus, you need to get laid....

    The Cute little blonde waitress has been showing up again, after much pestering of her coworkers and her local bartender, i think she gets the hint




    also she likes to be drunk


    and i could totally see through her shirt last night
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 09:31:10.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 09:47:20.0 login to vote score 1
    and before i forget



    here is Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-07-29 09:57:10.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-29 10:08:59.0 login to vote score 4
    trigonman3 63 2014-07-29 10:34:02.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: This device is called a pooter. Useful for catching small bugs, fruit flies, etc.

    [image removed]


    YOINK

    I will definitely be making one of those, thanks!
    mimir 6886 2014-07-29 10:48:08.0 login to vote score 1
    Dickbutt.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-29 10:56:05.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-29 10:56:47.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Dickbutt.

    I delivered! Now what?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-29 11:01:58.0 login to vote score 1
    bluegargoyle:

    Why not Christberg?
    kswheels 4583 2014-07-29 11:04:48.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir 6886 2014-07-29 11:16:03.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: I delivered! Now what?

    You get me as a helper for a day!
    ambition chicken 290 2014-07-29 11:19:33.0 login to vote score 5
    mimir: Dickbutt.


    flashlv 1657 2014-07-29 11:37:28.0 login to vote score -1
    kswheels:

    borderline against the TOS.
    trigonman3 63 2014-07-29 11:42:15.0 login to vote score 5
    flashlv: borderline against the TOS.

    pot kettle
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-29 11:43:02.0 login to vote score -2
    trigonman3: pot kettle

    Wat?
    ambition chicken 290 2014-07-29 11:54:24.0 login to vote score 5
    flashlv: borderline against the TOS.

    But what about dickbutt? Clearly, it's a genital organ of some sort.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-29 12:02:07.0 login to vote score 3
    flashlv: borderline against the TOS.

    Oh, go the fuck away you great, quivering pussy.
    kswheels 4583 2014-07-29 12:14:03.0 login to vote score 5
    flashlv: borderline against the TOS.

    I knew that risk when I posted.
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-29 13:08:03.0 login to vote score 0
    ambition chicken: But what about dickbutt? Clearly, it's a genital organ of some sort.

    well, that is never against the TOS, but the message in the pic isn't something we should have here. When I do it, I do it knowing it get's struck.
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-29 13:08:29.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Oh, go the fuck away you great, quivering pussy.

    You'll get over it.
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-29 13:09:00.0 login to vote score -1
    kswheels: I knew that risk when I posted.

    i didn't strike it, just thought calling people pedophiles would get posts struck. But whatever, have you fun ;)
    kswheels 4583 2014-07-29 13:15:37.0 login to vote score 5
    flashlv: i didn't strike it, just thought calling people pedophiles would get posts struck. But whatever, have you fun ;)

    Maybe she doesn't like her hair touched. It doesn't say he molested her. Your imagination is running wild.
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-29 13:42:23.0 login to vote score 0
    LOL the butthurt is astounding here.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-29 13:43:57.0 login to vote score 1
    GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE HELL HAVE I TOLD YOU PEOPLE ABOUT THAT FUCKING RETARDED DICKBUTT! KNOCK IT OFF YOU MORONS!
    mimir 6886 2014-07-29 14:12:17.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE HELL HAVE I TOLD YOU PEOPLE ABOUT THAT FUCKING RETARDED DICKBUTT! KNOCK IT OFF YOU MORONS!

    Dickbutt showering in ketchup water.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-29 14:48:08.0 login to vote score 4
    Heh, some guy just called me a perv.

    I thanked him.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-07-29 15:51:49.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE HELL HAVE I TOLD YOU PEOPLE ABOUT THAT FUCKING RETARDED DICKBUTT! KNOCK IT OFF YOU MORONS!


    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-29 16:23:16.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Dickbutt showering in ketchup water.

    Weirdest! Watersports! Evar!
    mimir 6886 2014-07-29 16:25:25.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: Weirdest! Watersports! Evar!

    Just doing my thing. ..keeping BN weird.
    kswheels 4583 2014-07-29 17:06:12.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: Weirdest! Watersports! Evar!

    Never heard of a roman shower I see.
    clifton 1850 Tue Jul 29 17:52:02 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    kswheels:

    That's kinda fucked up. Should have put chrono in that sign, or at least czar.
    roddikinsathome 1812 Tue Jul 29 17:53:23 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    kswheels: Never heard of a roman shower I see.

    Dude.
    If you logged in, you could post here.