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  • eddyatwork 998 2014-04-17 16:40:11.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: Looks like EJB has been working out.

    Oreo, you're being really catty. If you don't like her, then fucking ignore her and stop making this the bitch garden!
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2014-04-17 17:22:27.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Oreo, you're being really catty. If you don't like her, then fucking ignore her and stop making this the bitch garden!

    Fix bn is there for all your ignorant needs. Really, it allows for skipping over Czar and the other dungeon dwellers.
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2014-04-17 17:23:46.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Also note that all three cats are lefties.

    IIRC, handed-ness is linked with sex for cats, and my females were also lefties, so I'm going to guess that the above cats are female.


    I did not know that.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-04-17 17:58:20.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: Oreo, you're being really catty. If you don't like her, then fucking ignore her and stop making this the bitch garden!

    No! Ok. Maybe.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-04-17 19:44:33.0 login to vote score 1
    Does anyone here like Psychic Tv's Dreams Less Sweet?
    maggotbrain 580 2014-04-17 20:03:10.0 login to vote score 2
    The cat is talking Spanish to me. I wish that he could read Borges to me. Night all.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-17 20:34:02.0 login to vote score 3
    agburanar: In the original TV series, the Dinobots were Transformers who arrived on Earth several million years ago, but were buried underground or something and then re-activated when Optimus Prime found them in the 80's.

    There was some explanation as to why their camouflage mechanism wasn't able to adapt a new form, but I don't remember it.


    *pushes glasses up nose*
    Ummmm, actually the Dinobots were modeled after the dinosaur fossils that Ironhide found in the volcanic caves near the Ark. Grimlock, Slag, and Sludge were built first. After some initial troubles, their performance pleased Optimus Prime enough that he had two more built, adding Snarl and Swoop to the ranks.
    Now when it comes to the comics that's more or less true depending on who owns the IP.
    iggins 5808 2014-04-17 21:31:09.0 login to vote score 14

    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-17 21:53:34.0 login to vote score 1
    the creeper rap.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-17 21:57:24.0 login to vote score 1
    Thing 1) xbone is a lot closer to ps4 than i thought, but, thing 2) reporting shipped numbers means my eyebrow is raised.
    iggins 5808 2014-04-17 22:07:34.0 login to vote score 5

    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-04-17 23:01:41.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: I think it should be mentioned that you went from being one of the most hated posters here to one of the most popular.

    Changing the subject back to Transformers, what do you think about the Dinobots? I always hated them because they make no sense. Can you justify their existence? Am I missing something?


    Not everyone has it in them to do what i do. I mean, the matrix didn't react to Ultra Magnus at all. I don't think that the current crop of trolls could ever become a Prime.

    Anyway, the Transformers came from Cybertron as you know, where they existed in various stages of slavery and rebellion and peace and war for millennia. Their alt forms had been used for things like ferrying their Quintesson masters and hauling cargo, so despite the lyrics of the opening song, their alt forms weren't originally conceived as a camouflage mechanism. It just turned out to be very handy when they crashed on Earth.

    Cannonhawk just explained their origin in the cartoon series. They were built more as out-and-out warriors than anything else.

    I like the dinobots more in some continuities than others, but in the G1 cartoon Grimlock added a lot to the third season. Mostly as comic relief... but he was very funny. I love where freaks out while helping Rodimus scout Charr during the opening part of The Five Faces of Evil.

    I much prefer their more serious incarnations though. The Aligned continuity has an especially good origin for them i think.

    SPOILERS Cybertron is dying so Shockwave is looking for new sources of energon. He discovers prehistoric Earth using a space-bridge and is inspired by the dinosaurs. He captures the Lightning Strike Collimation, and then experiments on them and ultimately gives them new alt-forms based on the dinosaurs. In order to make them more powerful, he re-programmes them to give more processing power to combat functions, explaining the dip in intelligence. Grimlock then escapes, frees his team, and bites Shockwave's arm off. SPOILERS.
    iggins 5808 2014-04-17 23:21:14.0 login to vote score 2
    valentinselezynov: Not everyone has it in them to do what i do. I mean, the matrix didn't react to Ultra Magnus at all. I don't think that the current crop of trolls could ever become a Prime.

    Anyway, the Transformers came from Cybertron as you know, where they existed in various stages of slavery and rebellion and peace and war for millennia. Their alt forms had been used for things like ferrying their Quintesson masters and hauling cargo, so despite the lyrics of the opening song, their alt forms weren't originally conceived as a camouflage mechanism. It just turned out to be very handy when they crashed on Earth.

    Cannonhawk just explained their origin in the cartoon series. They were built more as out-and-out warriors than anything else.

    I like the dinobots more in some continuities than others, but in the G1 cartoon Grimlock added a lot to the third season. Mostly as comic relief... but he was very funny. I love where freaks out while helping Rodimus scout Charr during the opening part of The Five Faces of Evil.

    I much prefer their more serious incarnations though. The Aligned continuity has an especially good origin for them i think.

    SPOILERS Cybertron is dying so Shockwave is looking for new sources of energon. He discovers prehistoric Earth using a space-bridge and is inspired by the dinosaurs. He captures the Lightning Strike Collimation, and then experiments on them and ultimately gives them new alt-forms based on the dinosaurs. In order to make them more powerful, he re-programmes them to give more processing power to combat functions, explaining the dip in intelligence. Grimlock then escapes, frees his team, and bites Shockwave's arm off. SPOILERS.


    i think i still have my beast wars action figures
    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-17 23:45:47.0 login to vote score 2
    valentinselezynov: Not everyone has it in them to do what i do. I mean, the matrix didn't react to Ultra Magnus at all. I don't think that the current crop of trolls could ever become a Prime.

    Anyway, the Transformers came from Cybertron as you know, where they existed in various stages of slavery and rebellion and peace and war for millennia. Their alt forms had been used for things like ferrying their Quintesson masters and hauling cargo, so despite the lyrics of the opening song, their alt forms weren't originally conceived as a camouflage mechanism. It just turned out to be very handy when they crashed on Earth.

    Cannonhawk just explained their origin in the cartoon series. They were built more as out-and-out warriors than anything else.

    I like the dinobots more in some continuities than others, but in the G1 cartoon Grimlock added a lot to the third season. Mostly as comic relief... but he was very funny. I love where freaks out while helping Rodimus scout Charr during the opening part of The Five Faces of Evil.

    I much prefer their more serious incarnations though. The Aligned continuity has an especially good origin for them i think.

    SPOILERS Cybertron is dying so Shockwave is looking for new sources of energon. He discovers prehistoric Earth using a space-bridge and is inspired by the dinosaurs. He captures the Lightning Strike Collimation, and then experiments on them and ultimately gives them new alt-forms based on the dinosaurs. In order to make them more powerful, he re-programmes them to give more processing power to combat functions, explaining the dip in intelligence. Grimlock then escapes, frees his team, and bites Shockwave's arm off. SPOILERS.


    Later in beast wars it's shown that their alt forms are also used in scientific studies of organic life forms.
    iggins 5808 2014-04-17 23:50:56.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: Later in beast wars it's shown that their alt forms are also used in scientific studies of organic life forms.

    i fucking loved beast wars
    iggins 5808 2014-04-18 00:15:09.0 login to vote score 4

    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-04-18 00:19:11.0 login to vote score 3
    cannonhawk: Later in beast wars it's shown that their alt forms are also used in scientific studies of organic life forms.

    Quite true. Actually, i had the Aligned continuity on my mind just now, where the ability to transform was Amalgamous Prime's gift during the creation of the well of sparks.

    In G1 it was actually an Autobot-created technology, and designed specifically to give them an edge against the Decepticons. So i guess in some continuities it was conceived as a means to keep the Transformers hidden... but by the time the Dinobots came to be created the idea was just a bit irrelevant i suppose.

    iggins: i fucking loved beast wars

    If you've not seen Transformers Prime you might like it. I think it's one of the most interesting handlings of Megatron in all the franchise.
    texas raider 728 2014-04-18 01:27:18.0 login to vote score 6

    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-18 03:06:17.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: i like these things


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    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-18 03:18:02.0 login to vote score 5

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    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-18 03:19:48.0 login to vote score 5

    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-18 03:22:10.0 login to vote score 6

    iggins 5808 2014-04-18 03:27:10.0 login to vote score 6
    baron muchhumpin:

    i am grateful for my night off, finally some alone time


    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-18 03:32:59.0 login to vote score 7

    iggins 5808 2014-04-18 03:34:00.0 login to vote score 3
    baron muchhumpin:

    beast mode activate
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-18 03:34:10.0 login to vote score 6

    iggins 5808 2014-04-18 03:43:08.0 login to vote score 6
    baron muchhumpin:


    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-18 04:53:22.0 login to vote score 7

    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-18 05:44:58.0 login to vote score 5

    sloth 222 2014-04-18 05:55:51.0 login to vote score 5

    sloth 222 2014-04-18 05:58:39.0 login to vote score 9

    fallen from grace 5187 2014-04-18 06:09:20.0 login to vote score 9

    random bacon 12498 2014-04-18 06:24:28.0 login to vote score 2
    Today started wrong and it's not improving.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-18 06:24:41.0 login to vote score 4

    iggins 5808 2014-04-18 06:31:24.0 login to vote score 2

    fallen from grace 5187 2014-04-18 06:34:21.0 login to vote score 14
    random bacon: Today started wrong and it's not improving.

    Could be worse. Your BFF could rat you out to the government, your dad could abandon you, you get nailed to a piece of wood, stabbed with a spear, and then you turn into a zombie. The final indignity being that in the future hater nutjobs use your experience to justify killing millions of people, enslaving others, and denying still others basic rights just because they're different.

    That Friday would really suck.
    fallen from grace 5187 2014-04-18 06:35:34.0 login to vote score 9

    mimir 6886 2014-04-18 06:39:19.0 login to vote score 2
    fallen from grace: Could be worse. Your BFF could rat you out to the government, your dad could abandon you, you get nailed to a piece of wood, stabbed with a spear, and then you turn into a zombie. The final indignity being that in the future hater nutjobs use your experience to justify killing millions of people, enslaving others, and denying still others basic rights just because they're different.

    That Friday would really suck.


    That sounds like a Good Friday to me.
    random bacon 12498 2014-04-18 06:41:26.0 login to vote score 6
    fallen from grace: Could be worse. Your BFF could rat you out to the government, your dad could abandon you, you get nailed to a piece of wood, stabbed with a spear, and then you turn into a zombie. The final indignity being that in the future hater nutjobs use your experience to justify killing millions of people, enslaving others, and denying still others basic rights just because they're different.

    That Friday would really suck.


    But I actually exist. :P

    /runs
    mimir 6886 2014-04-18 06:41:34.0 login to vote score 2
    Awkward fortunes to play the "in bed" game with:

    Honesty and friendship bring you fortune.


    /yeah, that was in the fortune cookie on my desk this morning
    //and I couldn't even eat the cookie because I gave up sweets for Lent
    ///I'm planning on diabetic shock come Sunday
    mimir 6886 2014-04-18 06:42:12.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: But I actually exist. :P

    /runs


    Do you? Call me a doubting Thomas, but....
    iggins 5808 2014-04-18 06:55:59.0 login to vote score 5
    random bacon: Today started wrong and it's not improving.

    i fix



    make better
    random bacon 12498 2014-04-18 07:07:48.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir: Do you? Call me a doubting Thomas, but....

    *insert witty retort*

    I'm drawing a blank but I know there's something devastatingly clever I could say here. And for some reason I'm getting an image of Bugs Bunny.
    fallen from grace 5187 2014-04-18 07:14:01.0 login to vote score 6
    mimir: That sounds like a Good Friday to me.


    mimir 6886 2014-04-18 07:15:18.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace: [image removed]

    It's always a good day to die.

    It's just that some men never really live.
    mimir 6886 2014-04-18 07:16:10.0 login to vote score 5
    random bacon: *insert witty retort*

    I'm drawing a blank but I know there's something devastatingly clever I could say here. And for some reason I'm getting an image of Bugs Bunny.


    Bugs Bunny is always an appropriate retort, no matter what the situation.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-18 07:31:39.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: i fix



    make better


    3,4,1,2. In that order.
    quick1 501 2014-04-18 07:56:22.0 login to vote score 8







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    thundercougarfalconbird 457 2014-04-18 08:09:18.0 login to vote score 8

    xxplosiv 3123 2014-04-18 08:19:03.0 login to vote score -2
    mimir: It's always a good day to die.

    It's just that some men never really live.


    No human lives, we just die accordion-ly
    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-18 08:22:05.0 login to vote score 6
    The rape fields of Liverpool. Rape as far as the eye can see!


    quick1 501 2014-04-18 08:38:11.0 login to vote score 3
    thundercougarfalconbird: [image removed]

    That is going to be fodder for so many combined out of context gifs.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-18 08:48:07.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: The rape fields of Liverpool. Rape as far as the eye can see!

    You said "rape" twice.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-18 08:49:19.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: You said "rape" twice.

    ;)
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-04-18 08:52:57.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: The rape fields of Liverpool. Rape as far as the eye can see!

    I don't remember so many flowers at Anfield.
    mikeflstfi 4335 2014-04-18 08:53:29.0 login to vote score 1
    quick1:

    That is so awesome. Yet another reason to love that show. Which I do.
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    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-18 09:22:11.0 login to vote score 2
    xxplosiv: adds a "G" tacky-yawn and I'm knocked.

    Kindly keep your sexual escapades to yourself, good sir ;)
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    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-18 09:53:22.0 login to vote score 4

    muninsfire 189 2014-04-18 09:53:50.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff
    Kindly keep your sexual escapades to yourself, good sir ;)


    Why in the hell would you even engage that dipshit?
    abbynormal 1917 2014-04-18 10:09:51.0 login to vote score 0
    muninsfire: cardinal puff
    Kindly keep your sexual escapades to yourself, good sir ;)


    Why in the hell would you even engage that dipshit?


    Just strike the spam and move on.

    random bacon 12498 2014-04-18 10:19:38.0 login to vote score 5
    And


    Boom!
    mike_bolton 913 2014-04-18 11:16:17.0 login to vote score 1
    is steam down?
    fallen from grace 5187 2014-04-18 12:28:11.0 login to vote score 7

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    sabine 745 2014-04-18 13:00:16.0 login to vote score 3
    xxplosiv: aspiring precipitative waxing oils to hydrogen mono-pole oxide?

    What are you trying to achieve here?
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    abbynormal 1917 2014-04-18 13:08:11.0 login to vote score 5
    sabine: What are you trying to achieve here?

    Another time out?
    sabine 745 2014-04-18 13:10:00.0 login to vote score 5
    abbynormal: Another time out?

    Yeah, I don't get that mentality. When you decide you'd like to sleep for a while, do you walk up to somebody on the street and insult their mother until they punch you so hard you lose consciousness?
    maggotbrain 580 2014-04-18 13:10:17.0 login to vote score 2
    I think it's strikeworthy.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-04-18 13:11:50.0 login to vote score 4
    sabine: Yeah, I don't get that mentality. When you decide you'd like to sleep for a while, do you walk up to somebody on the street and insult their mother until they punch you so hard you lose consciousness?

    I've only done that once.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-18 13:12:31.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Yeah, I don't get that mentality. When you decide you'd like to sleep for a while, do you walk up to somebody on the street and insult their mother until they punch you so hard you lose consciousness?

    It's a novel approach, but I could see that appealing to some people here.
    random bacon 12498 2014-04-18 13:21:39.0 login to vote score 3
    Kaboom!!!
    maggotbrain 580 2014-04-18 13:26:03.0 login to vote score 6
    cardinal puff: The rape fields of Liverpool. Rape as far as the eye can see!

    Springtime in Seattle:

    muninsfire 189 2014-04-18 13:42:09.0 login to vote score 2
    Finally stopped coughing all the time. This cold has sucked so very very much.
    wsucanuck 1272 2014-04-18 13:44:27.0 login to vote score 2
    maggotbrain: Springtime in Seattle:

    I'll be headed towards the Tulips a week from today.
    zanexero 1637 2014-04-18 13:45:49.0 login to vote score 3

    random bacon 12498 2014-04-18 13:49:21.0 login to vote score 2
    zanexero:

    Oh lawd, dat derpy ear.
    wsucanuck 1272 2014-04-18 13:52:09.0 login to vote score 0
    code_7: Fuck.

    Getting drunk in the airport bar.
    Feeling lonely.

    See this:



    feel sad.

    Fuck you Honda.


    all of those texts were in 2 minutes. lol no
    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-18 13:57:55.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Springtime in Seattle:

    Beautiful!
    maggotbrain 580 2014-04-18 14:02:42.0 login to vote score 1
    wsucanuck: I'll be headed towards the Tulips a week from today.

    Oh. Right on. If you get a chance hit up some of the farms a bit north of there. There are some great little hole in the wall bars and restaurants up there.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-18 14:06:59.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Springtime in Seattle:
    [image removed]


    I thought this was springtime in Seattle:




    /runz
    random bacon 12498 2014-04-18 14:25:23.0 login to vote score 1
    Fucking hell, you got someone who wants to be here for a full 8 hours, they turn the fucking lights off @ 520.

    Nah, I don't have a motherfucking mortgage to pay, cocksuckers.

    And they so graciously siphon away all of my sicktime (and/or vacation) for this shit, whether I approve or not.
    zanexero 1637 2014-04-18 14:25:34.0 login to vote score 4
    Best buds.

    dogs laughter 3446 2014-04-18 14:53:23.0 login to vote score 0
    Is anyone else having trouble with youtube today? The basic page will come up but no controls to play anything.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-04-18 14:56:45.0 login to vote score 0
    And The Long Good Friday is a movie you should watch today, since it is Good Friday.

    Unless you don't like violent gangster movies.
    sabine 745 2014-04-18 15:14:45.0 login to vote score 2
    dogs laughter: Is anyone else having trouble with youtube today? The basic page will come up but no controls to play anything.

    YouTube gave up controls for Lent. Check back on Monday.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-04-18 15:15:05.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: The rape fields of Liverpool. Rape as far as the eye can see!

    You said rape twice.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-18 15:19:34.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: You said rape twice.


    intentionally left blank: You said "rape" twice.

    dogs laughter is a slow laughter.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-04-18 15:42:32.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: dogs laughter is a slow laughter.

    Between you and me we said rape twice.
    ambition chicken 290 2014-04-18 15:44:58.0 login to vote score 2
    A site sell those:



    I'm tempted to buy some for my eventual campaign as Chief of the U.N Special Forces!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-18 15:47:02.0 login to vote score 1
    My downstairs neighbor came to my door with a jar she couldn't open. She doesn't know the steak knife under the seal trick. BAWWW!!!
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-04-18 15:54:18.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: My downstairs neighbor came to my door with a jar she couldn't open. She doesn't know the steak knife under the seal trick. BAWWW!!!

    You have a seal? That's so cool!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-18 15:56:27.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: You have a seal? That's so cool!

    I have a bunch of them.


    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-04-18 15:57:35.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: My downstairs neighbor came to my door with a jar she couldn't open. She doesn't know the steak knife under the seal trick. BAWWW!!!

    Did you show her your ketchup water?
    coelecanth 10809 2014-04-18 15:57:46.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: You have a seal? That's so cool!

    Yeah, but it's kinda tacky that he threatens it with a knife just to satiate his perverted jar-opening lust.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-18 15:58:41.0 login to vote score 2
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Did you show her your ketchup water?

    Not since I learned the secret of shaking the bottle.
    coelecanth 10809 2014-04-18 16:00:14.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Not since I learned the secret of shaking the bottle.

    You're a believer these days?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-18 16:00:57.0 login to vote score 1
    coelecanth: You're a believer these days?

    Yes I am. I even...shake the mustard bottle!
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-04-18 16:02:22.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Yes I am. I even...shake the mustard bottle!

    I shake the vinegar bottle and I have absolutely no idea why.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-18 16:03:06.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: I shake the vinegar bottle and I have absolutely no idea why.

    Do you have vinegar water? No? There you go.
    muninsfire 189 2014-04-18 16:06:29.0 login to vote score 0
    Ah. Afrin is nice. Breathing is nice. Air is the best.
    If you logged in, you could post here.