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  • throwingknife 1634 2015-03-04 16:09:43.0 login to vote score 4
    I just successfully did some car repair that required using multiple wrenches, socket and box-end. It sort of gives me a little manly feeling, even though it was on a relative's Prius.
    bucket of truth 1525 2015-03-04 16:27:20.0 login to vote score 5
    throwingknife: I just successfully did some car repair that required using multiple wrenches, socket and box-end. It sort of gives me a little manly feeling, even though it was on a relative's Prius.

    Man card renewal is a good feeling. I replaced a flat tire a couple months ago. I was almost late to my mani-pedi!
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-04 16:36:07.0 login to vote score 2
    bucket of truth: Man card renewal is a good feeling. I replaced a flat tire a couple months ago. I was almost late to my mani-pedi!

    Yes. I celebrated with some nice Gorgonzola on crackers.
    lady tabernash 4405 2015-03-04 16:55:34.0 login to vote score 5
    throwingknife: I just successfully did some car repair that required using multiple wrenches, socket and box-end. It sort of gives me a little manly feeling, even though it was on a relative's Prius.


    bucket of truth: Man card renewal is a good feeling. I replaced a flat tire a couple months ago. I was almost late to my mani-pedi!

    Couple months ago for me too, multiple wrenches and sockets to change out the battery, finding the correct one was difficult.
    Good thing I don't need a man card. ;-)





    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:09:13.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: I don't know what infinity signs are, but I'm sure I'll be angry when I find out, especially if it involves math because fuck math!


    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: grahams sets the cool score to infinity when a bNer is confirmed to have died, you ingrate. I hope a spider hides on your scooter when you get on the bus, jumps out and makes you miss your stop.

    Oops.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:14:04.0 login to vote score 3
    Weird thing happened to me today.
    You know how I said I've been bulldozing through the pain and exhaustion

    Shouldn't have done that. After I had a shower and separated laundry this morning I went to lie down because I was dizzy and tired. I'm not sure if I slept or literally passed out. I feel really weird. Brain fog. I'm not really sure what happened to my day. Poof. It's gone.
    I actually want to go back to bed. This is my life now.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:15:10.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm actually out right now getting sushi for Spongeboy so at least I got out.
    Just so weird.
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 17:16:17.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:16:46.0 login to vote score 5
    We are feasting on my underwater friends tonight!
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-04 17:23:08.0 login to vote score 3
    lady tabernash: Couple months ago for me too, multiple wrenches and sockets to change out the battery, finding the correct one was difficult.
    Good thing I don't need a man card. ;-)


    It's gotta be satisfying no matter your gender. I can do this. I can be independent. I can be self-reliant. I don't need to rely on cajoling or paying someone else.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-04 17:23:49.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: We are feasting on my underwater friends tonight!


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:24:28.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:25:05.0 login to vote score 0
    My leg!
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-04 17:26:11.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: We are feasting on my underwater friends tonight!



    NOOOOO!!!
    zolividor 642 2015-03-04 17:50:33.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: We are feasting on my underwater friends tonight!

    Never heard of edible starfish.
    fucktard 12725 2015-03-04 17:57:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Are you awake, Iggins?
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-04 18:08:40.0 login to vote score 2
    fucktard: Are you awake, Iggins?

    He's going crazy. It's snowing so hard that he sweeps or shovels one strip on the lot and it's covered by the time he gets that strip done.
    fucktard 12725 2015-03-04 18:12:42.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: He's going crazy. It's snowing so hard that he sweeps or shovels one strip on the lot and it's covered by the time he gets that strip done.

    I haven't been around in months... came back to find that my "thread admin" spoof had been killed. Modded down in its prime... so sad...

    Snow... heh... I guess his doggies are happy...
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 18:17:05.0 login to vote score 6


    Genius!
    bucket of truth 1525 2015-03-04 18:20:52.0 login to vote score 3
    kesshi: Genius!

    Wow. A marvel of engineering. Someone put a lot of planning into making that work.
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 18:31:06.0 login to vote score 2


    Speaking of a "marvel of engineering" we have this, too.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 18:47:21.0 login to vote score 0
    Kesshi, if you don't stop posting animated gifs in the beer garden I'm going to rip off your balls and light them on fire and then use them to make an animated gif on why I hate animated gifs in the beer garden!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 18:57:28.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Kesshi, if you don't stop posting animated gifs in the beer garden I'm going to rip off your balls and light them on fire and then use them to make an animated gif on why I hate animated gifs in the beer garden!

    Settle down, Beavis.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 18:58:33.0 login to vote score 1
    zolividor: Never heard of edible starfish.

    We are having crab, squid, and squirrel.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 19:00:19.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 19:05:26.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Settle down, Beavis.

    Don't you start you squirrel eater!
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-04 19:32:00.0 login to vote score 2
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-04 19:33:07.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi:

    Curse you!!
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-04 19:33:20.0 login to vote score 1
    jimmythehutt: I would pay money to see that.

    So would I.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-04 19:35:39.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Also do you think she is capable of performing coitus without using an arm bar

    No, but you'll like it anyway.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-04 19:38:22.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: It's gotta be satisfying no matter your gender. I can do this. I can be independent. I can be self-reliant. I don't need to rely on cajoling or paying someone else.

    My sister discovered this today while fixing her water heater.
    Comment by tumunga zapped by community moderation. | appeal.
    marla singer's laundry 10692 2015-03-04 20:41:35.0 login to vote score 0
    Hey Turdmonger, aren't you supposed to stay off the internet as per your probation?
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 21:02:11.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: He's going crazy. It's snowing so hard that he sweeps or shovels one strip on the lot and it's covered by the time he gets that strip done.

    no i am off work tonight, those fuck tards are on their own
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 21:02:53.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: No, but you'll like it anyway.

    i only need 14 seconds
    fucktard 12725 2015-03-04 21:03:09.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: no i am off work tonight, those fuck tards are on their own

    Check your bio.
    jimmythehutt 2751 2015-03-04 21:13:59.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: So would I.

    I wonder if we could make it happen.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 21:22:11.0 login to vote score 3
    fucktard: Check your bio.


    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 21:39:17.0 login to vote score 2
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-04 21:45:41.0 login to vote score 3
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 21:57:26.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork: Kesshi, if you don't stop posting animated gifs in the beer garden I'm going to rip off your balls and light them on fire and then use them to make an animated gif on why I hate animated gifs in the beer garden!

    If Grahams had let us post webms or gifvs I'd use them instead. Too bad he died before such technology became available.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 22:09:10.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: i only need 14 seconds

    Number one reason why iggins never gets a second date.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 22:19:13.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Number one reason why iggins never gets a second date.

    at least i can eat cheese, in fact i am eating cheese right now
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-04 22:38:25.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 23:25:03.0 login to vote score 3
    burntman 1528 2015-03-04 23:51:15.0 login to vote score 5
    cardinal puff:

    The mountains on fire again. :(


    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 23:54:04.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 23:58:42.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-05 00:29:49.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: The mountains on fire again. :(

    Damn.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-05 00:30:17.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    Cattle doge is exhausted.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 00:47:32.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Damn.

    This time it's on the other side of the mountain, so it doesn't affect me. But it's a big one.

    It's still going after 5 days but they seem to have got it under control.


    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 00:56:30.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: This time it's on the other side of the mountain, so it doesn't affect me. But it's a big one.

    It's still going after 5 days but they seem to have got it under control.


    maybe i can fart it out
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 01:18:31.0 login to vote score 1
    O_o

    wtf? My bank just sent me an email trying to sell me whiskey?


    texas raider 728 2015-03-05 01:47:49.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider 728 2015-03-05 01:51:48.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 03:36:58.0 login to vote score 1
    just spent 2 hours to get my dad's truck out of a ditch, digging and pushing trying to get him out, while the whole time there and back trying not to get my 2 wheel drive camry stuck. got his 4 wheel out, got my car backa nd got it stuck at the end of my drive way, fuck it, close enough
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 03:53:44.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 04:04:39.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 05:25:49.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: maybe i can fart it out

    You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 05:30:32.0 login to vote score 2
    All the cars under the carports at my apartments are covered in snow. Dammit, wind!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 05:41:24.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 05:42:14.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3: You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.

    in the same way they use explosives to put out oil well fires.


    the blast ignites and the expanding gasses displace the oxygen and put out the fire
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-05 05:47:35.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3: You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.

    Iggins' second Uncle once removed was Red Adair.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 07:09:15.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Iggins' second Uncle once removed was Red Adair.

    i watched many shows about him as a kid
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 07:13:16.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 07:22:48.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 07:38:22.0 login to vote score 1
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-05 07:56:08.0 login to vote score 0
    I think iggins likes dogs
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 08:08:38.0 login to vote score 1
    comicbookguy: I think iggins likes dogs

    It doesn't matter how much he likes them, when his mom gets a job in SeaCATtle he'll be sad because the people there voted to get rid of all the doges! All the Asian women left because they didn't want to live in a place without Husky doges and the Asian men left because they wanted Asian women so all the airplane factories shut down because nobody could do math without Asian guys so SeaCATtle is a bleak and barren wasteland with only fat unemployed white people, cats, and empty factories with no planes in them. Oh and it's also super-liberal. Also, tabernash lives there and loves to tell young people about how he had to walk up mountains to go to school or something.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 08:09:15.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: at least i can eat cheese, in fact i am eating cheese right now

    Oh I can eat cheese, I just don't digest it well. :(
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-05 08:14:05.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman: O_o

    wtf? My bank just sent me an email trying to sell me whiskey?


    "Grab a drink and sit down, I have some bad news for you."
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 09:08:22.0 login to vote score 1
    What happened to roddikinsathome? And code7? I haven't read either of them for a while.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 09:22:07.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-05 09:54:46.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: The mountains on fire again. :(

    Ugh. That looks perilously close to people's homes :(
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 10:08:40.0 login to vote score 1
    OMG IT'S CHOA'S BIRFDAY


    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 10:41:31.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Ugh. That looks perilously close to people's homes :(

    There's already been 7 burnt down. And that's all prime property. There's a couple of underwriters who are sweating blue knuckles waiting for the claims.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 10:47:54.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: OMG IT'S CHOA'S BIRFDAY

    [image removed]


    ASIANS DO NOT HAVE BLOND OR RED HAIR!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 10:50:05.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: There's already been 7 burnt down. And that's all prime property. There's a couple of underwriters who are sweating blue knuckles waiting for the claims.

    Despite your username, I don't want you to be burnt.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 10:50:49.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Despite your username, I don't want you to be burnt.

    Awww bless. Thank you Edward.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 11:04:01.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: ASIANS DO NOT HAVE BLOND OR RED HAIR!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822990/I-asked-three-times-day-strangers-s-blonde-Asian-parents-frustrated-attention-young-son-gets-looks-different-them.html
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 11:07:44.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822990/I-asked-three-times-day-strangers-s-blonde-Asian-parents-frustrated-attention-young-son-gets-looks-different-them.html

    Is the mailman a blond? What about the pool boy? I'm thinking she was getting a little on the side if you get my drift and by that I mean she was getting PENISED by some other guy.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 11:10:39.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Is the mailman a blond? What about the pool boy? I'm thinking she was getting a little on the side if you get my drift and by that I mean she was getting PENISED by some other guy.

    Want to know how I know that you didn't read the story?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 11:15:47.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Want to know how I know that you didn't read the story?

    Because I have way better things to do than read links and crap. Kew-fighting takes up almost 30% of my entire day you know.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 11:34:46.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: ASIANS DO NOT HAVE BLOND OR RED HAIR!

    AND YOU CAN'T DIGEST CHEESE BUT YOU STILL EAT IT.

    SHE IS TOTES ADORBS
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 11:39:45.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: AND YOU CAN'T DIGEST CHEESE

    Don't be stupid iggins.
    sabine 745 2015-03-05 12:50:10.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: the people there voted to get rid of all the doges! All the Asian women left because they didn't want to live in a place without Husky doges

    What did the University of Washington rename its sports teams to?
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-05 12:51:24.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-05 13:41:47.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman: Don't be stupid iggins.

    Think about this for a second.

    ...

    There, now don't you feel silly?
    elton john bonham 12432 2015-03-05 14:25:43.0 login to vote score 0
    I'm getting tickled here. Must have been 10 years ago my daddio gave me a bear for valentine's day. Yea, it's kinda cheesy, it's on a plastic box, and plays fur elise when batteries are installed. My sister would have tossed it in the garbage and promptly forgot about it, if he had given it to her. I know this, as he had bought her jewelry, and she would take it back to the store and trade it for what she wanted.

    I didn't take very good care of the bear, and it has yellowed from my cigarette smoke. He did pass away on valentine's day, so that bear is bitter/sweet for me. I have found a way to clean it! Making good progress here with that.

    You can see the head is back to white, and the smoke damage on the rest of him. I'll get him all clean and dried, and then store him in a ziploc bag, in bubble wrap and in a sturdy cardboard box. This bear will be protected and treasured like nothing else I own. Just a coincidence he passed on valentine's, but I'll treasure it forever. Really glad I've figured out to clean him up. One never knows what may become precious in the future, even a cheesy bear.



    My beloved Daddio worked in tight and cramped places as a tug engineer, sailing the oceans to help save people who might otherwise might have been lost at sea. My eulogy for him was and always will be:

    Somebody Loves You!
    Somebody is thinking of you.
    Somebody is caring about you.
    Somebody misses you.
    Somebody wants to be with you.
    Somebody wants to hold your hand.
    Somebody wants you to be happy.
    Somebody wants to hug you.
    Somebody admires your strength.
    Somebody wants to protect you.
    Somebody loves you for who you are.
    Somebody treasures your spirit.
    Somebody wants you to know they are there for you. Somebody would do anything for you.
    Somebody wants to share their dreams with you. Somebody trusts you.
    Somebody is very proud of you.
    Somebody loves you.
    Somebody is alive because of you.

    I am very lucky to have had such a kind and intelligent man as a father. I wish all were so fortunate.


    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-05 14:32:32.0 login to vote score 2
    FINALLY, a warm phase melting off some of the snow!


    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-05 14:51:45.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 15:04:59.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: AND YOU CAN'T DIGEST CHEESE BUT YOU STILL EAT IT.

    SHE IS TOTES ADORBS


    Stop saying that!
    random bacon 12498 Thu Mar 05 15:57:43 PST 2015 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: FINALLY, a warm phase melting off some of the snow!
    [image removed]


    It seems to have tricked some of our more elusive creatures out of hibernation.

    /hide yo kittens!
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