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    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-25 15:24:11.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 15:43:17.0 login to vote score 8
    bucket of truth: Oops!

    Looks like they got

    Catamareckt.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 15:55:15.0 login to vote score 0
    Hrm. I seemed to have developed a rash that looks like the way my skin feels. I looked sunburnt.
    This is getting crazier and crazier.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-25 15:57:39.0 login to vote score 5
    spongegirl circleskirt: Hrm. I seemed to have developed a rash that looks like the way my skin feels. I looked sunburnt.
    This is getting crazier and crazier.


    oblig...


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 16:42:49.0 login to vote score 3
    bucket of truth: oblig...

    I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
    abbynormal 1917 2014-10-25 16:52:49.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Hrm. I seemed to have developed a rash that looks like the way my skin feels. I looked sunburnt.
    This is getting crazier and crazier.


    Have you been to the doctor yet? I was having break out and weird skin issues, they gave me some creams that are clearing it up.
    quinblake 1476 2014-10-25 16:57:27.0 login to vote score 3
    totalsecurity: This bell hase many miles on it:

    My parents have that exact bell, I recall playing with it when I was a kid.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-25 17:57:25.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

    Whew! Dodged a bullet there.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 18:13:48.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: Have you been to the doctor yet? I was having break out and weird skin issues, they gave me some creams that are clearing it up.

    I'm FINALLY seeing a rheumatologist next week.
    I bough some heavy duty cream and eye ointments and drops for my eyes.
    Did I mention I ran out of pills?
    Bah.
    What was the anti inflammatory you're on so I can ask the new doc?
    I'm hoping this will be my saving grace.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-10-25 18:18:18.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I'm FINALLY seeing a rheumatologist next week.
    I bough some heavy duty cream and eye ointments and drops for my eyes.
    Did I mention I ran out of pills?
    Bah.
    What was the anti inflammatory you're on so I can ask the new doc?
    I'm hoping this will be my saving grace.


    It's called Meloxicam. I hope it works for you.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 18:28:23.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Almost had a code brown this morning.

    I didn't have to go to the bathroom when I woke up, took shower, had some juice. I did have to go as soon as the damned bus showed up. About 40 minutes into the hour long ride I was getting a four stage poop alarmso I pulled the cord and got off at a gas station and let's just say it was a close thing and there's no way I would have made it another 20 minutes. Another person who rides the bus was driving a work vehicle and saw me walking and gave me a ride into town saving me an hour's poop-free walk. Poop.


    For some reason I thought you got around by scooter.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 18:30:38.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: My parents have that exact bell, I recall playing with it when I was a kid.

    I'm going to take pics of it in various locations.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 19:04:56.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: It's called Meloxicam. I hope it works for you.

    Thank you.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 20:03:29.0 login to vote score 1
    bucket of truth: Cut your nails you savage.

    I like to have a good quarter inch on my nails in case I need to claw someone's eyes out. Your nails are a natural line of defense.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 20:04:09.0 login to vote score 3
    totalsecurity: This bell hase many miles on it:

    Why do you have a bell?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 20:05:17.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Hrm. I seemed to have developed a rash that looks like the way my skin feels. I looked sunburnt.
    This is getting crazier and crazier.


    It could be stress.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 20:06:54.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: For some reason I thought you got around by scooter.

    For some reason everyone thinks I weigh 500 pounds, covered in zits (in places other than my balls), and use a mobility scooter. I'm actually quite handsome and svelte and mobile.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-25 20:14:38.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 20:16:20.0 login to vote score 1
    bucket of truth: oblig...

    FUCK YOU EBOLA-CHAN AND YOUR STUPID YELLOW EYES AND PINK HAIR!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 20:32:59.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi:

    Where's her bleeding orfices?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 20:33:25.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: It could be stress.

    My stress is from non stop pain.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-25 20:44:38.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Where's her bleeding orfices?

    "Some assembly required."
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 20:45:12.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Why do you have a bell?

    To scare off bears.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 20:46:18.0 login to vote score 1
    Or, he found it in some grizzly bear poop.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 20:55:50.0 login to vote score 0
    Alright I now have to specify which one I mean when I say Tiny Waitreso girl.

    There are three now



    Blonde
    brunette
    long hair
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 20:57:15.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: Oops!

    That is not how boat works
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 20:57:48.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: To scare off bears.

    Well if he would stay away from those Alaskan gay bars......
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 21:00:42.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: I'm going to take pics of it in various locations.

    Possibly with the hot native girls
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 21:02:25.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Alright I now have to specify which one I mean when I say Tiny Waitreso girl.

    There are three now



    Blonde
    brunette
    long hair


    I want pics so that I may give you my opinion on said women.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 21:03:23.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Well if he would stay away from those Alaskan gay bars......

    You'd better do your own taxes because if he sees that comment you're going to be blacklisted from every accounting firm in the country. Even H&R Block!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 22:01:46.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Why do you have a bell?

    It was a gift. Some music in the mountains, as I am not handy on th vio;on.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 22:02:23.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: For some reason everyone thinks I weigh 500 pounds, covered in zits (in places other than my balls), and use a mobility scooter. I'm actually quite handsome and svelte and mobile.

    I saw yer tits.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 22:03:10.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: I saw yer tits.

    They were zit free.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 22:06:59.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: They were zit free.

    I stand corrected. For some reason I thought you were a chair-bound invalid.

    I won't be so nice next time.
    eclecticman66 2141 2014-10-25 22:11:21.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: My parents have that exact bell, I recall playing with it when I was a kid.

    Totalsecurity stole your parent's bell?

    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 22:14:20.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I want pics so that I may give you my opinion on said women.

    All threek are 100 pounds or less and work at the same place.

    Long hair has the biggest boobs
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 22:25:54.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: I stand corrected. For some reason I thought you were a chair-bound invalid.

    I won't be so nice next time.


    Seriously? I just put out this image that I'm 500 pounds and never walk anywhere and am housebound. I'm still above most bNers with that persona.

    I'm actually just kind of skinny and lazy and smell like stale cheese.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 22:26:07.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: All threek are 100 pounds or less and work at the same place.

    Long hair has the biggest boobs


    Pics?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 22:26:44.0 login to vote score 0
    Ok so bartender buddy was off tonight and came in the store and brought a hot lady friend, he was showing no interest in her and she was being super flirty with me and trying to make sure I had every opportunity to look at her butt, which she is very proud of, and God damn she should be.



    So wat do.


    Ask the bro about the girl next time I see him?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 22:28:15.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Pics?

    If I had them.



    Also it seems the guy doing the hiring at this place has a thino for tiny women
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 22:29:55.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Seriously? I just put out this image that I'm 500 pounds and never walk anywhere and am housebound. I'm still above most bNers with that persona.

    I'm actually just kind of skinny and lazy and smell like stale cheese.


    In other words, you have no excuse.
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 22:31:26.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 22:32:30.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Ok so bartender buddy was off tonight and came in the store and brought a hot lady friend, he was showing no interest in her and she was being super flirty with me and trying to make sure I had every opportunity to look at her butt, which she is very proud of, and God damn she should be.



    So wat do.


    Ask the bro about the girl next time I see him?


    Hate fuck your friend for not bringing you a ready wench.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 22:35:25.0 login to vote score 2
    Disregard, he brought you a ready wench and you are wondering what to do.

    *Sigh*
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 22:59:22.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: In other words, you have no excuse.

    He has ball zits
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 23:00:59.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: Disregard, he brought you a ready wench and you are wondering what to do.

    *Sigh*


    I'll see what the deal is with her, hopefully he is not trying to date her, he did look annoyed, like he was trying to pawn her off on someone cause she kept like talking and stuff
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 23:09:25.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: In other words, you have no excuse.

    I'm the bane of accountants everywhere! You know how you, AN ACCOUNTANT, say that there's a one in a bazillion chance of winning the lottery? Well you and my statistics profs in college can suck my balls because winning the lottery is a 50/50 chance! Either I win or I don't! BAWWW!!!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 23:11:26.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Ok so bartender buddy was off tonight and came in the store and brought a hot lady friend, he was showing no interest in her and she was being super flirty with me and trying to make sure I had every opportunity to look at her butt, which she is very proud of, and God damn she should be.



    So wat do.


    Ask the bro about the girl next time I see him?


    Iggy, even I could probably get some action out of this scenario. It most likely would be a slap in the face and some derisive laughter from her, but still, at least she'd touch me.

    NAIL THAT CHICK IGGINS!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 23:13:47.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I'll see what the deal is with her, hopefully he is not trying to date her, he did look annoyed, like he was trying to pawn her off on someone cause she kept like talking and stuff

    She doesn't understand the THREE LAWS OF EDDY CONCERNING HOW A WOMAN CAN MAKE A MAN (EDDY) HAPPY!

    1. Keep his balls empty.
    2. Keep his stomach full.
    3. Keep her yap shut!
    jafo 1950 2014-10-25 23:41:42.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Ok so bartender buddy was off tonight and came in the store and brought a hot lady friend, he was showing no interest in her and she was being super flirty with me and trying to make sure I had every opportunity to look at her butt, which she is very proud of, and God damn she should be.



    So wat do.


    Ask the bro about the girl next time I see him?


    Take inventory. Sounds like "bartender buddy" knows how sad and desperate you are around women. He probably brought her in to distract you while he stole some items off the shelves.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 23:48:38.0 login to vote score 0
    jafo: Take inventory. Sounds like "bartender buddy" knows how sad and desperate you are around women. He probably brought her in to distract you while he stole some items off the shelves.

    She stuck to him the whole time, which might be why he seems to want to get rid of her, he knows how lonely I am
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 23:48:58.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: She doesn't understand the THREE LAWS OF EDDY CONCERNING HOW A WOMAN CAN MAKE A MAN (EDDY) HAPPY!

    1. Keep his balls empty.
    2. Keep his stomach full.
    3. Keep her yap shut!


    She is not good with rule 3
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-26 00:00:55.0 login to vote score 3


    The title for this was: "When she doesn't want you to be gentle"
    iggins 5808 2014-10-26 00:49:04.0 login to vote score 1
    THE drunk blonde with the killer thighs and amazing ass is starting to become a regular. Always leaves the bar alone, but I am always here. She is a hot bar fly who is there at closing time.



    Probably because her voice is loud and annoying
    iggins 5808 2014-10-26 01:05:41.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: The title for this was: "When she doesn't want you to be gentle"

    Going to chime in and say "your mom" before anyone else does
    iggins 5808 2014-10-26 01:16:23.0 login to vote score 0
    Queen meth head just stopped by.


    400 cash this time
    burntman 1528 2014-10-26 01:28:27.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Queen meth head just stopped by.


    400 cash this time


    That's the one you want iggins. A woman of independent means.
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