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    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-30 12:29:21.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: I know that complaining about being kicked from a thread is strikable, but what about laughing about it? Because I am currently very amused at the vulva-first thread. ;-)

    In addition to the bulldog joke, I thought about Gimli as a result of your post. Thank you!
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-30 12:32:19.0 login to vote score 0
    bunnythor: I know that complaining about being kicked from a thread is strikable, but what about laughing about it? Because I am currently very amused at the vulva-first thread. ;-)

    It really depends on the sand level in your vagina. Whining being strikable, so fucking stupid.

    Anyway, carry on, don't mind me.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-30 12:34:23.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: Yeah... EXCEPT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN:
    "On March 31, Nathan published the only Kotaku article he's written involving Zoe Quinn. It was about Game Jam, a failed reality show that Zoe and other developers were upset about being on. At the time, Nathan and Zoe were professional acquaintances. He quoted blog posts written by Zoe and others involved in the show. Shortly after that, in early April, Nathan and Zoe began a romantic relationship. He has not written about her since. Nathan never reviewed Zoe Quinn's game Depression Quest, let alone gave it a favorable review."

    From here.

    Game Jam was a SHITSHOW from day one. Yesus keshi, You're being a Bake.


    I don't see anything there that made me wrong.

    First off, if you're going to say I'm wrong, please outline where specifically you belevie I was wrong. This will help me to understand where I made my mistake. Sonofsam did the same thing. He just changed my quote to "wrongness" and didn't say "This is where you're wrong, and here's proof." He offered no proof. However, you offered some "proof" so thank you for that.

    Second off, I think you're trying to say that I was wrong about Zoe Quinn sleeping with people for positive game reviews. Since you didn't state what other part of my post was wrong (if any was at all) I am going to address that point. If there is something else, please explicitly state the part that was wrong so I can either A) address that point, or B) accept that I was wrong.

    The articles posted seem to be about "integrity" and "accountability" and relationships (platonic or otherwise) with Quinn and game websites. I will address that point as best I can.

    The article from Kotaku says "Nathan has been accused of in some way trading positive coverage of a developer for the opportunity to sleep with her, of failing to disclose that he was in a romantic relationship with a developer he had written about, and that he'd given said developer's game a favorable review...our leadership team finds no compelling evidence that any of that is true. "

    So Kotaku finds that Kotaku did nothing wrong. I'm 100% sure that bN can trust organizations to do internal searches and police themselves. Wait, no we can't. Forgive me for being a cynic here. I'm not going to trust Kotaku's word about Kotaku when they have reason to lie, or at least reason to not deeply investigate to get the "truth."

    Next, onto the indiestatik.com article. This line: "So, with a fourteen-hour day behind us and everyone tired or beaten down, Joe, Zoe, Robin and I went to the liquor store for cigarettes and 40s as Akira, Russel, the students and the Maker teams played some unreleased games on a mini-laptop." This person comes across as a friend of Zoe. And the entire article he seems hell bent on bashing the competition. Now maybe it was shit and deserved to be bashed. Maybe Zoe was deserving of the praise...but if you, rod, are trying to convince me that Zoe is truly a victim here, how about linking to somewhere that Zoe isn't buddy-buddy with writing about her.

    Look at the last paragraph of that article: "Small men with small hearts will always persist, but the strength of people like Zoe and Davey and Tom Jackson, Cale and Robin and Adriel, Russel and Jacob and the USC team headed by Scott Stephan – those people make gaming what it is. It’s collaboration. It’s togetherness." Oh dear god, could you find any more bias? You're trying to tell me that there's no bias in positive favor of Zoe Quinn from her friends and using THIS ARTICLE? You're not going to persuade me that there was no bias towards Zoe Quinn with an article that is written by a friend of Zoe Quinn saying that Zoe Quinn is a good person.

    soundselfgame.com article: "The same could not be said for my “GAME_JAM” competitor and real-life dear friend, Zoe Quinn." Again, friends of Zoe Quinn wrote her out to be in a positive light. I'm not surprised.

    msminotaur.com article. This one seems to just say "They asked me a question I didn't feel was appropriate." I think you were using this one to outline how the competition wasn't all positive like I claimed it to be. (But since you decided to not tell me exactly why you linked these articles, I'm left to speculation. I hope I'm right in speculating why you linked this one. Please, correct me if I'm wrong.)

    And what was that question:

    “Do you think the teams with women on them are at a disadvantage?”

    In this competition, in this day, I think that is a perfectly valid question. In fact, I think it's a GREAT question. And the fact that people got pissed about this question being asked are what is wrong with the social justice warriors of today. They want to take it as an attack or an insult when it could be used for a very positive way; to voice your opinion on the subject in an intelligent manner. How about this for a response "Yes, men are judged ore their experience, knowledge, and ethics while women are judged on all that and their looks. That means those who are not as attractive (something very subjective) are considered less than those who are attractive. Furthermore being attractive isn't only positive. In many industries (including game development) women who are attractive are treated as if they only got this job because of their looks. Their experience, knowledge, and ethics are considered to be secondary to their looks. If you're unattractive you're devalued because women are supposed to be attractive. If you are attractive you are devalued because people think your looks got you to where you are, not other quality assets. It's a lose-lose situation for women." By the way, that is my personal feeling on the matter. I believe that it would be a great answer to the "offensive" question (but I will admit my bias in believing my response was a quality response.)

    Rod, in summary, I don't see how anything you posted claimed I was wrong. Well, okay, the competition wasn't all 100% awesome and amazing. I see that now. So I'll admit that I wasn't 100% right there. But that was such a small part of the point I was making that it doesn't change my stance or even how I would have worded my post in a "funny summary." But the other stuff, you didn't do anything to convince me of my wrongness. And I hope I explained why I was unconvinced.

    Also, I am open to you calling me wrong. I really am. But please tell me where and why I am wrong next time.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-30 12:50:27.0 login to vote score 14
    Oh hey. Here's my new bike!

    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-30 12:53:42.0 login to vote score 4
    bunnythor: I know that complaining about being kicked from a thread is strikable, but what about laughing about it? Because I am currently very amused at the vulva-first thread. ;-)

    That was an extremely hairy lady bit.

    Reminds me of a sadistic drug addled walking carpet.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-30 12:58:59.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Oh hey. Here's my new bike!

    So you are no longer bike-curious?
    marla singer's laundry 10692 2014-10-30 13:07:12.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Oh hey. Here's my new bike!

    EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!


    Wear your helmet. Seriously, be careful out there.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-30 13:09:38.0 login to vote score 7


    Iggins reported to have 3 on order.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-30 13:14:50.0 login to vote score 1


    Iggins reported to have 3 of these on order, too. Hopefully for different reasons.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-30 13:14:53.0 login to vote score 1


    Iggins reported to have 3 of these on order, too. Hopefully for different reasons.
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-10-30 13:32:08.0 login to vote score 2
    Sabine... i don't know if you remember that gaming pact we made, but i am one step closer to finishing my end.



    I'll soon have the achievement proving i finished the casino heist mission. Also, is anyone else watching Gotham? It's much better than the way it is broadcast on Channel 5 suggests.
    roughmarble 226 2014-10-30 13:50:12.0 login to vote score 6
    Just checking on The Plug ™

    unpulled, surprisingly.
    sabine 745 2014-10-30 13:55:44.0 login to vote score 2
    valentinselezynov: Sabine... i don't know if you remember that gaming pact we made, but i am one step closer to finishing my end.

    I really hope you are enjoying it. Have not given Last Light another go-through yet, but it's still available on the shelf. What I'm most curious about is your opinion of my moderate disappointment about insufficient opportunities for participating in the preparation and actual heist itself in 3 Leaf Clover given that I was going into it expecting something along the lines of that Caligula's Palace strand.
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-30 13:57:30.0 login to vote score 4
    grahams 5 2014-10-30 14:03:26.0 login to vote score 1
    marla singer's laundry: EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!


    Wear your helmet. Seriously, be careful out there.


    She's x-treme with an X.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-30 14:15:23.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3:

    Fuck standard time. Who needs standards?!
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-10-30 14:20:54.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine: I really hope you are enjoying it. Have not given Last Light another go-through yet, but it's still available on the shelf. What I'm most curious about is your opinion of my moderate disappointment about insufficient opportunities for participating in the preparation and actual heist itself in 3 Leaf Clover given that I was going into it expecting something along the lines of that Caligula's Palace strand.

    I am. It is very dated. In some ways games from the 8/16-bit eras stand up a little better than the early 3D games like this, and it's hard to believe that this is the same game i would play and just drive around while using the Xbox's ability to play custom soundtracks in-game, as i getting ready for my driving test in the real world. Rockstar's writing has always been the main draw for me though, and the missions are enjoyable.

    I think that a big theme in GTA IV, is that Niko just finds himself in a series of increasingly fucked up situations, where he is kind of only minimally at fault.

    Circumstance forced him to flee Bulgarin, and his cousin's lies and debt forced him into Liberty City's underworld. The escape part of Three Leaf Clover is one of the most intense parts of the whole game, and i think that if Niko took part in the preparation, that would have undermined the plot a little bit. Niko being recruited into it at the very last moment felt very appropriate.

    From a gameplay perspective though, there is no argument that being involved in the planning of a big job like that is a lot of fun, and was one of the most enjoyable parts of GTA V. It works in all sorts of games actually; one of the things i really liked about The Witcher 2, was that you would have to do a lot of ground work before confronting the game's bigger monsters - things like working out where they are, their strengths and weaknesses, creating traps... that sort of thing.

    Sometimes when playing a game you can feel like a bit of a passenger. Being a part of the scheming and plotting definitely makes you feel important. But i do think that from a narrative perspective, that feeling of being a passenger worked in Niko's case.
    sabine 745 2014-10-30 14:28:02.0 login to vote score 2
    valentinselezynov: Rockstar's writing has always been the main draw for me though

    Totally concur. There's something about the sort of self-aware mocking touch that they put on characters like Wu Zi Mu, Zero, Ryder, Catalina, Kent Paul, OG Loc, and Mike Toreno that was lacking in the more hard-boiled characters in IV and V. In that respect, the Saints Row franchise did an admirable job of picking up that torch, I suppose.
    mimir 6886 2014-10-30 14:59:46.0 login to vote score 8
    Posting from the airport on the way home.

    Because fuck you.
    thatsnotmine 2471 2014-10-30 15:24:33.0 login to vote score 9
    mimir: Posting from the airport on the way home.

    Because fuck you.


    Rough cavity search this time?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-30 15:26:45.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir 6886 2014-10-30 15:27:25.0 login to vote score 1
    thatsnotmine: Rough cavity search this time?

    Yeah, but she was hot so i didnt mind.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-30 15:34:53.0 login to vote score 0
    thatsnotmine: Rough cavity search this time?

    He's probably upset that he did not get the cavity search this time trough.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-30 15:43:24.0 login to vote score 2
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-30 16:27:27.0 login to vote score 2
    I love the look on her face and I can't find a post to reply to where this is appropriate.


    libs keep banning me 9992 2014-10-30 16:37:55.0 login to vote score 0
    Another night, another ceremonial turbo-douche sellout AC/DC link zapped from the queue in memory of tbs.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-30 16:49:01.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: I love the look on her face and I can't find a post to reply to where this is appropriate.

    [image removed]


    You got an honest to god snort out of me on that one.
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2014-10-30 16:59:43.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Oh hey. Here's my new bike!

    But but but.......... That is a girls bike!
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2014-10-30 17:01:40.0 login to vote score 1
    marla singer's laundry: EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!


    Wear your helmet. Seriously, be careful out there.


    There is apparently considerable evidence that bike helmets do more harm than good. Decent acceptance of bike riders is a definite benefit though.
    strayling 20 2014-10-30 17:08:42.0 login to vote score 3
    Important safety tips:


    Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

    Customer wrote:
    After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

    Stuggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

    Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

    Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-
    ambition chicken 290 2014-10-30 17:09:33.0 login to vote score 0
    hAxx0R aL3rT!!!1!!



    And it's not the first time!
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-30 17:12:09.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake 1476 2014-10-30 17:24:03.0 login to vote score 1
    hobo as a nerd: There is apparently considerable evidence that bike helmets do more harm than good. Decent acceptance of bike riders is a definite benefit though.

    I've never worn a bike helmet except when required to do so for a few marathons I was involved in. Nasty things, I hates them.

    That is one of two things that makes z actually a little angry with me: no bike helmet and I won't put collars on my cats.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-30 17:27:08.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: I've never worn a bike helmet except when required to do so for a few marathons I was involved in. Nasty things, I hates them.
    That is one of two things that makes z actually a little angry with me: no bike helmet and I won't put collars on my cats.


    I'll only wear one when I ride to work, I'm on a major road the entire time. People down here are utter maniacs on the road.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-30 17:31:03.0 login to vote score 1
    strayling: Important safety tips:
    :-


    OMG I haven't laughed that hard in a week.

    *wipes tears*
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-30 17:33:50.0 login to vote score 1
    For years i had wondered what little Jim (because you go there for a work out) would look like with a new and stylish hair cut. Stephan, my hair dresser, has always recommended that I get my eye brows waxed as he claims it would open up my eyes and remove 10 to 15 pounds of hair from my brow, easing strain on my neck and preventing scratching my corneas prematurely.

    So i thought, why stop at the eye brows. Surely Jim deserves a new lease on life as well. I mean, he gets very hot in there and begins to smell like a giants sock that got left in the corner of the bathroom for two weeks following playing in a mud puddle.

    As any male would do, I paid off reading the label. If i didn't read them when replacing the brakes on my grandmas 1992 Pintara, I certainly wouldn't for this. Setting myself up for success, I attempted this after enjoying six scotches (to numb the pain) and lowered myself into a dry bath with the plan of banging on the water when the time was up to scrub away what resembled tom seleck wearing an oversized spider on his head. I imagined the warm water rushing over the smooth as eggs marbles and a deceptively bigger looking Jim. Jim would frolic in the water while I lavished attention on him, and we would be the happier for it.

    Needless to say, 30 mins later i woke up to a piercing scream that sounded somewhere between Alanis Morrisette singing opera and a baboon that just ate its own turd for the first time. It took me a few minutes to realise that this sound was emitting from my own throat. Jim now resembled a midget in a bright red swim suit cowering in fear in the corner of a room, sitting on an equally bright red bean bag.

    It has now been 2 weeks. The medicated hand lotion that I rub into the team hourly has eased most of the pain. Pants are now able to be worn when moving around without Jim causing my brain to implode, and he is now able to be handled without the use of a soft felt cloth, cotton balls and a lot of TLC.

    All in all, I would recommend the experience to all. It now looks like two slightly sunburnt looking "`Mini-me's" hanging below a more resourceful, more dynamic, more capable and certainly a well groomed Jim. Of a side note, both my parents and the treating doctors at the emergency ward commented on how smooth and well groomed the package looks. It's a shame the rest of my body still looks like the wolf man having sex with a Yeti.

    /any time the reviews have a higher Google rating than the actual product...it's probably worth reading.
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-30 18:21:11.0 login to vote score 0
    bunnythor: And here's one for the next time one of our village idiots has a thread meltdown.

    I've heard redheads are crazy.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-30 18:36:12.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3: I've heard redheads are crazy.

    The risk is well worth the reward.

    There are worse ways to die.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-30 18:38:38.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: The risk is well worth the reward.

    There are worse ways to die.



    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-30 18:40:20.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind:

    My member is turgid.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-30 19:02:10.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: My member is turgid.

    Tease.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-30 19:39:21.0 login to vote score 0
    Pizza hates me. So what am I having for dinner? MOAR PIZZA! Fuck you, intestines!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-30 19:58:44.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: So you are no longer bike-curious?

    Heh.


    Also. I hate the helmet too, but there is a helmet law for cyclists in my town.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 21:43:48.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-30 21:53:24.0 login to vote score 1
    League of Legends titty-cam.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 21:53:42.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: Iggins reported to have 3 of these on order, too. Hopefully for different reasons.

    and




    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:10:23.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: League of Legends titty-cam.

    link?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:10:45.0 login to vote score 3
    so this is why Grahams married an American


    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:12:31.0 login to vote score 0
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    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:24:24.0 login to vote score 1
    To love is to Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:47:13.0 login to vote score 1
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    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 23:03:43.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 23:05:40.0 login to vote score 1
    when ever i get asked where do i see myself in five years at a job interview


    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:11:36.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: That was an extremely hairy lady bit.

    Reminds me of a sadistic drug addled walking carpet.


    If you'd stop engaging sasquatch, maybe she'd go away.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:13:48.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Posting from the airport on the way home.

    Because fuck you.


    MIMIR! If you don't stop posting twitter shitter updates here, I'm going to RIP OFF YOUR BALLS and then just throw them on the ground and walk away because it's not YOU USE THEM!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:15:12.0 login to vote score 2
    hobo as a nerd: But but but.......... That is a girls bike!

    I hate to break it to you, but spongegirl is indeed...a female.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 23:17:41.0 login to vote score 2
    the shit i put up with at work



    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 23:18:07.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: MIMIR! If you don't stop posting twitter shitter updates here, I'm going to RIP OFF YOUR BALLS and then just throw them on the ground and walk away because it's not YOU USE THEM!

    i twitter on the shitter.


    but mostly i play candy crush
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:19:11.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: and

    I don't understand what is happening in this picture.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:19:39.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: so this is why Grahams married an American

    You're gonna get shadowbanned!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:31:58.0 login to vote score 2
    I went out to a lame work party and ate over half a pizza. About two hours later I was home and took a poop. Everything was fine.

    I just had a disturbing gurgling which generally means things are about to go south as in...rage poop time.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-31 00:25:50.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-31 00:40:24.0 login to vote score 2
    Haha, Iggins.
    I'm meeting your hothothakkamama in 21 minutes!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:07:01.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Haha, Iggins.
    I'm meeting your hothothakkamama in 21 minutes!


    stick it where she poops
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:22:39.0 login to vote score 0
    here is more CL


    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:30:22.0 login to vote score 0
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    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:53:35.0 login to vote score 0
    spam siting in the QUEUEUE



    SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER, WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 02:30:10.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: snu snu

    I used to like being spongy and bruised.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 02:32:24.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: I used to like being spongy and bruised.

    Thanks Fibrobama!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 02:34:22.0 login to vote score 0
    dammit, why does no one every tag my horsecock loves phil tag
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-31 02:35:45.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: stick it where she poops

    Iggurt,

    here's what happened. We were chatting about kawaii. I couldn't remember if I'd seem 可愛い in kanji or not. But ke3 ai2 made sense as a phrase. We talked about my shitty Ed Hardy knock-off 帽子-T. (C'mon... it says "Beowulf, dragon flutter, ground power, adventure energy!!! In gebrochene Schrift...) Then, she showed me the hoodie she wants. And spent 15 minutes showing pics and complaining about not having the $60.

    The message is clear: I could tap it for $60.

    That is so heart-breaking that I could never do it. Hell, I'm paying her friend twice that to accompany me to dinner and tell me what people said later. I might hire this girl.

    That's me... Cap'n Sav-A-Ho. I wish I could set you up. She's not a drunk, not as ... antiseptic ... as most of your ladies, but... nice.
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