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    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-20 23:45:48.0 login to vote score 2
    Aaaaand it was just really fucked up muscle spasms.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-20 23:46:07.0 login to vote score 5
    churly brown: My name's Butch. I'm American. Our names don't mean shit.

    It means you're a muscular woman, probably wearing flannel.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-20 23:46:26.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Aaaaand it was just really fucked up muscle spasms.

    That's....good?
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-20 23:49:26.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine: Thankfully this is easier to avoid with Hikaru and Shinobu.

    Nope. Gaijin Sabine detected. 光 and 輝 goes both ways!
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-20 23:51:16.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh... I see what you did there.
    sabine 745 2014-10-20 23:52:12.0 login to vote score 0
    churly brown: Nope. Gaijin Sabine detected. 光 and 輝 goes both ways!

    Err, that was the point. Japanese doesn't need near as much pronouning as English, so gender-neutral names aren't as much of an issue.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-20 23:52:24.0 login to vote score 0
    churly brown: Oh... I see what you did there.

    I wondered about that.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-20 23:53:55.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: That's....good?

    Yeah. No vertebrae damage, which is what it felt like. I have muscle weakness and my legs felt wobbly. Nurse said it was good that I came in to at least rule damage out.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-20 23:54:43.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: It means you're a muscular woman, probably wearing flannel.

    I'm not wearing a shirt.


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-20 23:55:38.0 login to vote score 1
    Still hurting though. Took my meds, added alleve and I'm sipping on some sleepy time tea with a little canna oil.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-20 23:56:28.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Yeah. No vertebrae damage, which is what it felt like. I have muscle weakness and my legs felt wobbly. Nurse said it was good that I came in to at least rule damage out.

    And you wonder why you break my heart.
    I can't cool vote "no vertebral damage". That's too sad.
    I hope something good makes up for it.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 00:04:41.0 login to vote score 3
    churly brown: And you wonder why you break my heart.
    I can't cool vote "no vertebral damage". That's too sad.
    I hope something good makes up for it.


    Well, it's just fibromyalgia.
    I'll live. I see a specialist next week. Hopefully I can get some kind of anti inflammatory med.
    my fibro isn't even as bad as some people's.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 00:05:49.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Meh, I don't see the point in naming children after cities. Wouldn't you rather not have a kid and be able to afford going to that city, rather than naming the spawn that will keep you from that trip after it?

    Lutece was named after Paris, son of Priam.
    Why? It wasn't the only Lutetia. There was also Ludesse. The both mean "swamp" or maybe some god's name like Lyon/Lugdunum/London that barbarians liked to reuse ad infinitum.

    When Rome took over, they tried to separated the names so each city had its own name. This is why bibliographies contain a city of publication -- they're supposed to be unique, and the pressings are assumed to be registered with local authorities.

    I finished my letter. I'm tempted to abuse my cow-orkers.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 00:29:34.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Can you explain the convention?

    No
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 00:30:12.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Yeah. No vertebrae damage, which is what it felt like. I have muscle weakness and my legs felt wobbly. Nurse said it was good that I came in to at least rule damage out.

    Tell me more about the nurses
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 00:30:50.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Uh... no. Hikaru goes both ways.
    I think... let me check.


    So he plays on both sides of the plate
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 00:37:47.0 login to vote score 2
    Urgh... Left my office.. told someone to make me coffee. Sat down and watched him make it. And some guy stopped by... he's... a PhD in psych and I've wondered why he's here. The "answer" is industrial psychology. He gave me a weird speech about how information is not secure. Commended me for not using FaceBook. Said that most people would find it suspicious. Then asked how I felt about mainland China.

    Looks like I don't get to abuse people.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 00:39:53.0 login to vote score 0
    These chocolate levels on candy crush are totally kicking my ass man
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 00:42:28.0 login to vote score 1
    I am getting paid to play candy crush on my phone.


    I feel so white collar now
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 00:43:26.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: These chocolate levels on candy crush are totally kicking my ass man

    Do you have a nurse fetish?
    Would you play weird medical games? Or is it just the "comfort and care" aspect?

    I once got catheterized. It had already been a pretty bad day, and I said to the doctor, "That better not be going up my dick." Then... it went up my dick.

    That was about 15 years ago.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 00:43:56.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: I'm not wearing a shirt.

    I didn't specify where on your body you'd be wearing flannel...
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 00:51:10.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: I didn't specify where on your body you'd be wearing flannel...

    Flannel thong, baby.
    Flannel is a reservation standard.


    On the other hand, it's hardly the bastion of heteronormativity. Protip: bring liquor.

    Gah, I'm a racist shit.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-21 00:56:06.0 login to vote score 3
    churly brown: Flannel thong, baby.


    Flannel thong? Oooh! I'll be in my bunk :)

    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 01:01:40.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Flannel thong, baby.
    Flannel is a reservation standard.

    On the other hand, it's hardly the bastion of heteronormativity. Protip: bring liquor.

    Gah, I'm a racist shit.


    I was sort of hoping for a green monokini and a flannel neck kerchief, but whatever floats your boat.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 01:05:22.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: I was sort of hoping for a green monokini and a flannel neck kerchief, but whatever floats your boat.

    TANKINI!
    I told you I'm a sarong guy. My mom found them when she spent a few months in the South Pacific. She's... a.. big lady. And she's about 5'2". She showed me all the uses of a sarong, but my mind turned to this:


    I'm'na try to do more work -- fix something I fucked up.
    In two hours, someone is coming by to unlock the copy machine. YAY!!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 01:06:43.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: TANKINI!
    I told you I'm a sarong guy. My mom found them when she spent a few months in the South Pacific. She's... a.. big lady. And she's about 5'2". She showed me all the uses of a sarong, but my mind turned to this:


    I'm'na try to do more work -- fix something I fucked up.
    In two hours, someone is coming by to unlock the copy machine. YAY!!


    Do they even make sarongs in flannel? Do you want one? I can make this happen...
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 01:14:27.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Do you have a nurse fetish?
    Would you play weird medical games? Or is it just the "comfort and care" aspect?

    I once got catheterized. It had already been a pretty bad day, and I said to the doctor, "That better not be going up my dick." Then... it went up my dick.

    That was about 15 years ago.


    A nurse wife is a good retirement plan, also my work is near a hospital.

    I am dominating the entire staff there in fantasy football
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 01:16:16.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Do they even make sarongs in flannel? Do you want one? I can make this happen...

    Hmm... That is tempting... but... international shipping would need my real name. Unless it went to an intermediary...

    In other weird news, I'm thinking about visiting Puffy.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 01:18:19.0 login to vote score 0
    Also a set of scrubs can really make a woman's ass look fantastic
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 01:18:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Heh, flannel scrubs
    burntman 1528 2014-10-21 01:27:16.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Heh, flannel scrubs

    http://www.crazyscrubs.com/press/
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 01:48:18.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Heh, flannel scrubs

    Built-in flatulence filter...

    I tried to write an encyclopedia entry in a rarely used language.
    I sucked. I think I'm fixing it.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-21 01:57:32.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Built-in flatulence filter...

    I tried to write an encyclopedia entry in a rarely used language.
    I sucked. I think I'm fixing it.


    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 02:06:24.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

    Try this.

    O aqui.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-21 02:45:27.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Try this.

    O aqui.


    Wow. I enjoyed the article although I found it somewhat difficult to read. I can't imagine translating it!
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 03:39:29.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Wow. I enjoyed the article although I found it somewhat difficult to read. I can't imagine translating it!

    Nah... the publisher of a German encyclopedia contacted me. I had two-weeks to deliver 15k woerter on a topic. I did it. They wanted to use a translator. I wrote in German. They wrote back: this is... meh. Can you rewrite?
    code_7 6865 2014-10-21 04:06:53.0 login to vote score 10
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 04:19:34.0 login to vote score 1

    Ok, poop is coming out
    mimir 6886 2014-10-21 04:35:21.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Unaware of said thing. When the nude selfies of various female celebs were making the rounds, somebody captioned the following one with something like "clothed photo of Sasha Grey leaked" apparently due to most of her other available photos being more explicit. I think I saw it here in the BG, forgot who posted it.

    [image removed]


    She is indeed a cutie, clothes or no.

    mimir 6886 2014-10-21 04:36:53.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: the idea of fucking someone young enough to be my daughter doesn't appeal about 90% of the time.

    /exceptions include Emma Watson


    This is why i have a hard deck of five years younger than me for even looking at women that way.

    /brunette barely fits at 3-4, depending on time of year
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-10-21 04:37:22.0 login to vote score 5
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-10-21 04:51:12.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 05:07:53.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 05:23:12.0 login to vote score 2
    Heard official confirmation the "princess" did indeed get more money to keep her here.
    But "she didn't get as much as she wanted." Like that somehow makes it OK.

    I'm sure today we'll have the "no discussion about your pay" meeting.
    Oh wait, I'll get that pesky barn door!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 05:26:56.0 login to vote score 5
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 05:39:46.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Hey Edward, in case you missed this thread

    Oh hells no! Just no. NO! FUCK NO!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 05:41:46.0 login to vote score 2
    Speaking of fuck no, that's what I said this morning when my alarm went off at Oh Dark Hundred.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 05:58:20.0 login to vote score 1
    good morning, oh look it's Sojin


    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 06:35:33.0 login to vote score 3
    Figured out who our inventory lady reminds me of, Angel from Borderlands, or somewhat less creepily, the actress who Angel is modeled after..

    mimir 6886 2014-10-21 06:55:49.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Figured out who our inventory lady reminds me of, Angel from Borderlands, or somewhat less creepily, the actress who Angel is modeled after..
    [image removed]


    Yeah. Shes kinda hot.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 06:57:08.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Should I know who Sasha Grey is?

    Former porn acrobat, trying to make it as an actor.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 07:00:32.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I'm not sure where "Paris" is considered a boy's name other than the Iliad.

    I used to know a dude named Paris James.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 07:18:34.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Urgh... Left my office.. told someone to make me coffee. Sat down and watched him make it. And some guy stopped by... he's... a PhD in psych and I've wondered why he's here. The "answer" is industrial psychology. He gave me a weird speech about how information is not secure. Commended me for not using FaceBook. Said that most people would find it suspicious. Then asked how I felt about mainland China.

    Looks like I don't get to abuse people.


    If you've never read any William Gibson, don't. His fiction is so tightly mapped to your reality, it would bore you and ratchet up the paranoia. :/
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 07:26:13.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Figured out who our inventory lady reminds me of, Angel from Borderlands, or somewhat less creepily, the actress who Angel is modeled after..

    nice
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-21 07:31:27.0 login to vote score 6
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-10-21 07:32:45.0 login to vote score 5
    cardinal puff: taser

    [squatchmode]
    But enough about your time in the lab
    [/squatchmode]
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 07:39:52.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff:

    is that her O face?
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 07:40:35.0 login to vote score 1
    Hey ILB, your 'freind' Meghan is kind of a condescending asshole. :(
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 07:54:22.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: Hey ILB, your 'freind' Meghan is kind of a condescending asshole. :(

    he has more 'Friends' than just Alaina?



    link?
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 08:05:07.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: he has more 'Friends' than just Alaina?
    link?


    Down boy, down!
    halfof33 12140 2014-10-21 08:07:00.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff:

    That is hypnotic.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-21 08:07:43.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: That is hypnotic.

    It is, isn't it? A pity it doesn't come with sound :)
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 08:07:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Iggins, Asian girl in a red plaid pleated miniskirt! No pics, she's a coworker.
    halfof33 12140 2014-10-21 08:08:59.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: It is, isn't it? A pity it doesn't come with sound :)

    just wire it up to the bennyhillifier...
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 08:10:29.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: link?

    No.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 08:16:40.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: No.

    you're no fun
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 08:17:43.0 login to vote score 2
    but she is no Sojin


    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 08:22:10.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: but she is no Sojin

    She's cuter than Sojin.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 08:27:25.0 login to vote score 2
    roddikinsathome: If you've never read any William Gibson, don't. His fiction is so tightly mapped to your reality, it would bore you and ratchet up the paranoia. :/

    Like I fuckin' read.
    Interesting perspective, though.
    Last book I read: 授時暦叢考 (Siku Quanshu edition).
    It took me months.
    Before that? Le Paradis Terrestre, by Sfar.
    Fuck yes, commix count.

    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 08:31:14.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: She's cuter than Sojin.

    you know nothing
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 08:38:22.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Ok, poop is coming out

    Lysdexic Tnarslatoin Sveriec:
    K.O.'d, cum is pooping out!

    Daer God, Iggnis. Aer yuo alrihgt?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 08:44:18.0 login to vote score 1
    OH DEAR GOD MY DOG FARTED
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-21 08:52:01.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: I really like gendered names. I feel embarrassed, rude, and awkward when messing up pronouns in written correspondence about Pats and Chrises. Thankfully this is easier to avoid with Hikaru and Shinobu.

    Given that my entire knowledge of Japanese given names comes from reading a crapload of manga, but aren't there a handful of names that can go either way?

    Oh, wait. I have Wikipedia installed on my computer.

    Category:Japanese unisex given names

    Akimi
    Akira (given name)
    Anri (given name)
    Ayumu
    Chiaki
    Chihiro
    Chitose
    Hajime
    Haru (given name)
    Harue
    Haruka (given name)
    Harumi
    Hatsu
    Hayate
    Hikaru
    Hinata
    Hiromi (given name)
    Hiromu
    Hitomi (given name)
    Hotaru
    Iori
    Itsuki
    Izumi
    Jun (given name)
    Kaname
    Kaoru
    K cont.
    Kato
    Katsumi
    Kayo
    Kazu
    Kazumi
    Kei (given name)
    Kunie
    Kurumi
    Kyo
    Mako
    Makoto
    Masami
    Masumi
    Michiru
    Michiyo
    Midori
    Mikoto
    Minami (name)
    Mirai
    Misao
    Mitsuki
    Mitsuru
    Nagisa
    Naomi (given name)
    Natsuki
    Rei
    Ren
    Riku
    Rin (given name)
    Risa (given name)
    Ryō (given name)
    Sakae (given name)
    Satsuki
    Setsuna
    Shigeri
    Shinobu
    Shion
    Shizuka
    Sora (Japanese given name)
    Subaru (name)
    Tamaki (name)
    Teru (disambiguation)
    Tomo
    Tomoe (disambiguation)
    Tomomi
    Tsubasa
    Tsukasa
    Yoshika
    Yoshimi

    Yuki (given name)


    Thanks, Interweb!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 08:58:06.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: OH DEAR GOD MY DOG FARTED

    Payback's a bitch ain't it?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 09:04:56.0 login to vote score 4
    Speaking of farting, I've been letting a bunch rip today. Thank god there's no smoking in the library because the methane content is particularly high today.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 09:10:22.0 login to vote score 2
    bunnythor: Given that my entire knowledge of Japanese given names comes from reading a crapload of manga, but aren't there a handful of names that can go either way?

    Oh, wait. I have Wikipedia installed on my computer.

    Category:Japanese unisex given names

    K cont.


    Hell of a name, there.
    If you ever need hish attention, just yell at himmer:
    Oh, K cont.!

    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 09:20:12.0 login to vote score 1
    Iggins, who was the culprit? Petey or Roo?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 09:34:58.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Iggins, who was the culprit? Petey or Roo?

    Roo is a stink factory
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 09:52:51.0 login to vote score 2
    roddikinsathome: Hey ILB, your 'freind' Meghan is kind of a condescending asshole. :(

    She's kinda batshit, in a new-age way. If we're talking about MB.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 09:53:30.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: She's kinda batshit, in a new-age way. If we're talking about MB.

    Definitely, um, verbose.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 09:54:31.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Definitely, um, verbose.

    Yeah, she can carry on. I didn't fully read what she wrote. :-) I guess I better do that.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 09:55:05.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Yeah, she can carry on. I didn't fully read what she wrote. :-) I guess I better do that.

    Nah, I think you're better off bein ign'nt. ;)
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 09:57:05.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Definitely, um, verbose.

    And she did have a brain injury -- frightening story, actually. She's fortunate to be alive because of an ER screwup.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 09:58:58.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: And she did have a brain injury -- frightening story, actually. She's fortunate to be alive because of an ER screwup.

    Yikes!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 10:00:12.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Nah, I think you're better off bein ign'nt. ;)

    <iggy-bait>
    She is hot, though, in a MILFY way. Age appropriate, too.
    </iggy-bait>
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 10:14:54.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Nah, I think you're better off bein ign'nt. ;)

    I 2nd this. Don't bother.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 10:18:56.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Age appropriate, too.

    For who, you or him?

    /runz
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 10:43:14.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: For who, you or him?

    /runz


    Heh. Me. But she's a MILF and I'm a fat bald guy.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-21 10:55:46.0 login to vote score 1
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-21 10:58:25.0 login to vote score 0
    karkfumm:

    Turtle doge?
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 11:04:13.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt:

    Spongie, you are being a naughty sponge on my FB! ;-)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 11:04:50.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Spongie, you are being a naughty sponge on my FB! ;-)

    Maaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeeee…
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 11:05:20.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Maaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeeee…

    Don't make me put you in a corner.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 11:05:44.0 login to vote score 1
    xxplosiv: Turtle doge?

    Five gooooldeeeen riiiiingsssss
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 11:06:18.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Don't make me put you in a corner.

    No one puts spongie innna corner!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 11:07:00.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: No one puts spongie innna corner!

    Well, I'm not spanking you because you like that way too much.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 11:08:17.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Well, I'm not spanking you because you like that way too much.

    Ha!
    eddyatwork 998 Tue Oct 21 11:11:33 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    When attending a presentation on what to do if there is an active shooter, it's considered rude to whip out your GUN and say "I'll take care of him because fuck the police!"
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