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  • killozap007 240 2015-04-25 18:51:30.0 login to vote score 6
    Jesus Christ! It's been a long time since I lurked here. I seldom posted here, so most of you probably don't even know me. But you glorious fuckers got me through my dissertation, start of a career, and some difficult days. You are all good people (even the trolls).

    Thanks for sending that email about the plug being really pulled! Stay awesome, Grahams!
    mimir 6886 2015-04-25 18:55:30.0 login to vote score 3
    killozap007: Jesus Christ! It's been a long time since I lurked here. I seldom posted here, so most of you probably don't even know me. But you glorious fuckers got me through my dissertation, start of a career, and some difficult days. You are all good people (even the trolls).

    Thanks for sending that email about the plug being really pulled! Stay awesome, Grahams!


    I remember you, you glorious bastard. I was a little more Odd back then (ha ha, I know).

    Glad you popped in before the plug was pulled.
    hedon 3563 2015-04-25 19:43:19.0 login to vote score 2
    Wait... Sabine is a dyad?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-04-25 19:53:07.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Pharaoh has been played

    Awesome game!
    maggotbrain 580 2015-04-25 19:56:02.0 login to vote score 2
    hedon: Wait... Sabine is a dyad?

    Hedon is not a quick1.
    hedon 3563 2015-04-25 20:06:48.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Hedon is not a quick1.

    I still don't know all the nuances of bN. You'll notice I stay out of the dumb threads, the troll threads, and the threads that devolve into 5-star shit parades.

    I don't even know if untagging is actually a thing.
    quinblake 1476 2015-04-25 20:13:06.0 login to vote score 2
    hedon: I still don't know all the nuances of bN. You'll notice I stay out of the dumb threads, the troll threads, and the threads that devolve into 5-star shit parades.

    I don't even know if untagging is actually a thing.


    It us. Just add a "-" in front of a tag.
    quinblake 1476 2015-04-25 20:13:42.0 login to vote score 0
    It IS.
    hedon 3563 2015-04-25 20:16:04.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: It us. Just add a "-" in front of a tag.

    The hell is the point of that feature?
    quinblake 1476 2015-04-25 20:17:36.0 login to vote score 3
    hedon: The hell is the point of that feature?

    lulz?
    farkmeblind 482 2015-04-25 20:21:24.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Awesome game!

    Taught me a lot about Egypt, too.
    mimir 6886 2015-04-25 20:49:22.0 login to vote score 2
    WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!

    Oh. Yeah. Because I bought the bottle four months ago and just drank the last of it.

    That's why it's gone.
    mimir 6886 2015-04-25 20:51:41.0 login to vote score 3
    Linda Hamilton was fucking hot in Terminator 2. Seriously. She's enough woman to make any man have a "women in tactical clothing" fetish.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-25 21:07:45.0 login to vote score 2
    roddikinsathome: Plane...

    Dammit!


    OMG I love planes, what is it, where to, what do the flight attendants look like. Will they let you visit the pit of cocks
    iggins 5808 2015-04-25 21:08:16.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!

    Oh. Yeah. Because I bought the bottle four months ago and just drank the last of it.

    That's why it's gone.


    Why did it last you 4 months?
    mimir 6886 2015-04-25 21:09:14.0 login to vote score 2
    I am now pleasantly inebriated. Not completely trashed, mind you, but I've stumbled onto that nice "happy medium" (remind me to tell y'all that stupid joke sometime) that one searches for when deliberately poisoning oneself with distilled ethanol products.

    I should do this around actual live people more often.

    I'm not, incidentally, implying that all involved in this particular TCP/IP based fuckery are not live, or actual. I'm just saying that I should do this around people that I can dance with, or touch. Maybe both.


    maggotbrain 580 2015-04-25 21:11:15.0 login to vote score 2
    hedon: I still don't know all the nuances of bN. You'll notice I stay out of the dumb threads, the troll threads, and the threads that devolve into 5-star shit parades.

    I don't even know if untagging is actually a thing.


    There is always something to learn here. Not scolding you. I just had a chuckle that you are just now finding out. Cheers. Hope to see you on the other side.
    mimir 6886 2015-04-25 21:12:02.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: Why did it last you 4 months?

    Because I establish personal limits, in order to make sure that my somewhat addictive personality does not interfere with that which I call: "Taking Care Of Business.".

    Also known as "Being A Responsible Adult And Parent Who Really Is A Single Parent Even Though I'm Married".

    /in related news, typing all of those capitalization pieces was difficult.
    //I'm sure I could do a decent two step with an appropriate woman right now though
    ///Or an inappropriate woman. Even odds.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-25 21:41:30.0 login to vote score 5
    Ah yes the warn weather means the return of the douchebag species.


    This summer I am going to classify then all species of the genus Douchus


    So far tonight I habe seen two species.

    Douchus pinus or the pink shorted douchebag

    Douchus popus the popped collar douchebag
    iggins 5808 2015-04-25 22:15:50.0 login to vote score 3
    alright I got a new pan just for pajeon.


    It's become an obsession.


    I have to get this right.


    So more pajeon cooking in the morning.

    Little less batter this time and one egg this time.

    Should be crispy crispy good
    cannonhawk 849 2015-04-25 22:48:47.0 login to vote score 5
    mimir 6886 2015-04-25 22:51:29.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk:

    The Oddlingette and I were just having a discussion about this the other day. We are both disappointed.
    cannonhawk 849 2015-04-25 23:11:20.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: The Oddlingette and I were just having a discussion about this the other day. We are both disappointed.

    It's only going to get worse and now I'm pissed I've had bloodborne ruined for me. Thinking I should take it back and put the cash down on the witcher 3.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-25 23:26:18.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: It's only going to get worse and now I'm pissed I've had bloodborne ruined for me. Thinking I should take it back and put the cash down on the witcher 3.

    Dlc has even plagues the glorious pc master race.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-25 23:31:02.0 login to vote score 1
    Ok almost had to call the cops on a narrowly avoided domestic dispute.


    For fuck sake if you are going to have a heated argument don't do it on my lot. It then becomes my Business.

    Lady parked in my lot got out of her van slammed the door hard and proceed to walk off and down the sidewalk, guy got out and walked after her. it got my attention and the attention of the people pumping gas.


    There was a lady left in the van, told her if I don't see them come back into my sight in the next 2 to 4 minutes or I hear raised voiced thay I am calling the po po to come out here and settle things
    iggins 5808 2015-04-25 23:32:06.0 login to vote score 4
    FOR FUCK SAKE KEEP YOUR JERRY SPRINGER SHIT OFF MY LOT.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 00:45:17.0 login to vote score 2
    My jewbs got front paged twice.



    Heh
    cardinal puff 887 2015-04-26 01:43:16.0 login to vote score 0
    I just noticed Mrs Puff's iPad; she's looking at a website called "Perfect 10"... No, not the one I expected from that name!!
    someone who may or may not be xxplosiv 2015-04-26 04:30:16.0 login to vote score 0
    I was gonna post a pencil-drawn random sketch i did in the middle of the night while drunk as a sort of last pitch-in effort of something to do around here, but it would probably be an eyesore for most and a headache for anyone attempting to colorfy it with me since at best it would look like jupiter and saturn playing the part of dr farnsworth and his other dimensional counterpart pulling their own universal boxes from the other's side into theirs... I'm just perplexed by it to be honest, that i had a coherent drawing let alone that it was pulled off drunk. So anyway i didnt post this message for 20 minutes and found a way to get a crappy version uploaded, so now im gonna waste my boredom touching up a pencil drawing with paint pencil-like pixels. and here's a prototype that totally doesnt have any of the crisp look of the actual drawing in case photobucket is still a robot storage unit(ass) when it comes to linking images from it.


    yes its moderately increased in size because the original doesnt have enough contrast for its size but i'll post it too just because



    so yeah, turn that into an inverted jupiter-dickbutt:from the inside, if you're skilled enough to turn fuzz to astro-sheen.

    I literally drew that and only that at least a year ago, as the first thing i doodled in over three years even counting colorful attempts at digital doodling i've posted here at least that long ago. It doesnt work so well as a digital copy but it definitely has a story to be absorbed by glaring at it right.
    xxplosiv 3123 2015-04-26 04:40:16.0 login to vote score 0
    My god this is horrible to translate, the pixels... the horrible pixels...
    karkfumm 1294 2015-04-26 05:39:49.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: My jewbs got front paged twice.

    Heh


    One FP for each of them.
    valentinselezynov 3304 2015-04-26 05:46:24.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk: It's only going to get worse and now I'm pissed I've had bloodborne ruined for me. Thinking I should take it back and put the cash down on the witcher 3.

    In Mortal Kombat X, Goro is a DLC character, which really takes the mick.

    I got him free for getting the game new, but there was a time when fighting games would include hidden characters as secret bonuses. It sucks that we now have to pay for that sort of thing, and undermines a lot of the positive ways DLC can affect a game (GTAIV's Ballad of Gay Tony, or most of the BioWare story add-ons for Mass Effect and Dragon Age).

    CD Projekt picked up a lot of praise for adding in a couple of hours worth of content to the Witcher 2, to plug a plot hole, and giving it away for free. I'm not really worried about The Witcher 3 having a season pass, as you know the content will be substantial if they charge for it, and they're not the sort of developer to cut something from the main experience just to sell on later.

    I'm curious about Bloodborne though. What happened?
    valentinselezynov 3304 2015-04-26 05:55:15.0 login to vote score 2
    karkfumm: Have you ever seen The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime? I thought they were a little rough on Rodimus, but Wheelie had it coming.

    I'll post pics of the console when I get it (probably in the zomBeer Garden; I doubt it will arrive before The Pullening).


    Especially as Ironhide died while Optimus was still very much alive and in command! And Springer didn't really rise up through the Autobot ranks until Rodimus became Prime and he's cooler than about 80 percent of Optimus' A-team in the first two seasons.

    Wheelie sucks, but Blurr was one of the funniest Transformers in the post-movie seasons. Especially when he an Wheelie are tasked with taking Metroplex's transformation cog to Autobot City, only to get stuck on Jupiter. I can't remember the exact line, but he does something that causes Marissa Faireborn to comment on what a complete div he is, that really made me laugh.

    And Ultra Magnus had his aft kicked almost every single time he took on Galvatron. The Matrix chose wisely when it chose Hotrod.
    boatmech 11764 2015-04-26 06:03:28.0 login to vote score 0
    xxplosiv: My god this is horrible to translate, the pixels... the horrible pixels...

    That is quite possibly the shortest post I've ever seen you post.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-04-26 06:56:47.0 login to vote score 0
    valentinselezynov: Especially as Ironhide died while Optimus was still very much alive and in command! And Springer didn't really rise up through the Autobot ranks until Rodimus became Prime and he's cooler than about 80 percent of Optimus' A-team in the first two seasons.

    Wheelie sucks, but Blurr was one of the funniest Transformers in the post-movie seasons. Especially when he an Wheelie are tasked with taking Metroplex's transformation cog to Autobot City, only to get stuck on Jupiter. I can't remember the exact line, but he does something that causes Marissa Faireborn to comment on what a complete div he is, that really made me laugh.

    And Ultra Magnus had his aft kicked almost every single time he took on Galvatron. The Matrix chose wisely when it chose Hotrod.


    *Salute*

    Your knowledge of TF lore leaves even my brother in the dust.

    Did you ever read the comics? I remember we once found a hole-in-the-wall bookstore that had somehow acquired many of the '80s UK weekly comics. He was blown away by the art and writing, and especially liked the way they added backstory/subplots to flesh out the story from the US monthly issues.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 07:35:02.0 login to vote score 1
    PAJEON MOTHER FUCKERS

    roddikinsathome 1812 2015-04-26 08:12:13.0 login to vote score 1
    hedon: Wait... Sabine is a dyad?

    They are Lylmik.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2015-04-26 08:17:03.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: OMG I love planes, what is it, where to, what do the flight attendants look like. Will they let you visit the pit of cocks

    Don't ever change, iggi. I don't think I could handle it.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 08:34:46.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: Don't ever change, iggi. I don't think I could handle it.

    So what type of plane was it. I need to know these things.


    Also poop is coming out while I type this
    throwingknife 1634 2015-04-26 08:40:51.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: PAJEON MOTHER FUCKERS

    Nice looking pan. Did you get it at GFS? They've got decent stuff.

    Just don't use metal utensils, even if the makers say the non-stick coating is OK with metal. Also, don't run the heat really high on non-stick.

    I like some non-stick, but consider non-stick pans sort of disposable. Even with care, they don't last forever. (OTOH, I've got a carbon steel wok that I think I bought in the 1980s and a cast iron skillet my mother-in-law used since at least the 1960s, maybe earlier.)
    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 09:05:15.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Nice looking pan. Did you get it at GFS? They've got decent stuff.

    Just don't use metal utensils, even if the makers say the non-stick coating is OK with metal. Also, don't run the heat really high on non-stick.

    I like some non-stick, but consider non-stick pans sort of disposable. Even with care, they don't last forever. (OTOH, I've got a carbon steel wok that I think I bought in the 1980s and a cast iron skillet my mother-in-law used since at least the 1960s, maybe earlier.)


    Once you scratch a non stick it is no longer a non stick. I never use metal even on my regular pans.

    the pan was there when I woke up. It has a twin, was a two pack. I really like it, silicon handle is awesome
    roddikinsathome 1812 2015-04-26 09:06:23.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: So what type of plane was it. I need to know these things.


    Cool your jets, she just landed in Qater. She's not an Aerosexual, she'd have no idea.
    xxplosiv 3123 2015-04-26 09:10:30.0 login to vote score 0
    boatmech: That is quite possibly the shortest post I've ever seen you post.

    It made me realize, i love the details involved in doodling so long as its only contrast.....


    The only thing coherent in that drawing is the consistent grasp of focus involved in interpreting any geometrical pattern from the mess.

    I'm also pretty sure that I've made shorter posts, but im also surely funnier in posts somewhere in between, as per the vehicular lawnmocide rule.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-04-26 09:17:53.0 login to vote score 1
    Just now realized that Athelstan was also the faun Tumnus in The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

    Durrrr, I slow.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-04-26 09:28:42.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: PAJEON MOTHER FUCKERS

    **much** better than yesterday's!
    cardinal puff 887 2015-04-26 09:29:27.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Just now realized that Athelstan was also the faun Tumnus in The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

    Durrrr, I slow.


    So it's not a small country North of Kurdzmigistan?
    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 09:31:16.0 login to vote score 1
    So Jimin is doing a solo side project with some dude and it is coming out soon. I am so excited for it, I literally can't even right now.

    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 09:32:12.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: **much** better than yesterday's!

    I have had pajeon for three days in a row.


    And I set nothing on fire
    roddikinsathome 1812 2015-04-26 09:32:25.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: So what type of plane was it.

    Okay, Yess just bombed her bookface with pix; It appears she was on a Qater Airways 777. The stewardess was dressed like;


    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 09:34:47.0 login to vote score 2
    roddikinsathome: Okay, Yess just bombed her bookface with pix; It appears she was on a Qater Airways 777. The stewardess was dressed like;

    [image removed]


    I like this
    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 09:35:34.0 login to vote score 4
    Also I told Jimin about the cardinal's cooking

    cardinal puff 887 2015-04-26 09:37:54.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: And I set nothing on fire

    Amateur.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 09:41:41.0 login to vote score 1
    Also Sojin likes animated gifs because it makes eddy angry

    throwingknife 1634 2015-04-26 09:59:32.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Amateur.

    Eddy would agree!
    farkmeblind 482 2015-04-26 10:15:32.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: PAJEON MOTHER FUCKERS

    Looks yummy. I did some research last night and concluded that Koreans have mastered many more forms of the pancake than I had previously suspected.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-26 10:42:03.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Looks yummy. I did some research last night and concluded that Koreans have mastered many more forms of the pancake than I had previously suspected.

    Asians know how to pancake
    bucket of truth 1525 2015-04-26 17:58:25.0 login to vote score 0
    I'd post more at zbN if it worked on phones. I hope xxplosiv comes over. He's the most coherent person here.
    If you logged in, you could post here.