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    iggins 5808 2014-09-19 07:54:39.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown:

    I just a fuck ton of puddin




    My obesity is your fault
    ambition chicken 290 2014-09-19 08:01:00.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: meet the bobbit worm

    LOL!
    ambition chicken 290 2014-09-19 08:02:02.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: just another tardigrade

    Will not sleep tonight.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-19 08:07:26.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman:

    I just want to be loved
    burntman 1528 2014-09-19 08:23:40.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I just want to be loved

    Yes. That's pretty much the basic human condition. Don't worry. There's a miss iggins out there somewhere. You're still young.
    not exactly 11873 2014-09-19 08:38:06.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Yes. That's pretty much the basic human condition. Don't worry. There's a miss iggins out there somewhere. You're still young.

    https://what-if.xkcd.com/9/
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-19 08:43:24.0 login to vote score 1
    The q is srs bznss, some of y'all need to blaze one up and chillax, man.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-19 08:51:30.0 login to vote score 1
    ambition chicken: Will not sleep tonight.

    Try get Edward to see it. He's blocked me entirely. Lol.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-19 08:56:16.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Yes. That's pretty much the basic human condition. Don't worry. There's a miss iggins out there somewhere. You're still young.

    I call her magic nipples, but she is taking her time coming around
    iggins 5808 2014-09-19 08:57:09.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman: just another tardigrade

    It's adorable
    burntman 1528 2014-09-19 09:00:37.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I call her magic nipples, but she is taking her time coming around

    You're not republican enough.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-19 09:00:39.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: I call her magic nipples, but she is taking her time coming around

    You're not republican enough.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-19 09:02:03.0 login to vote score 0
    Grrrr I don't want to sleep, I want to be brutal and listen to metal
    iggins 5808 2014-09-19 09:03:04.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: You're not republican enough.

    I voted in the primary and own like 15 guns and have an nra membership. What more do I have to do
    burntman 1528 2014-09-19 09:05:59.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: I voted in the primary and own like 15 guns and have an nra membership. What more do I have to do

    Rich republican.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-19 09:32:07.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Rich republican.

    Oh
    iggins 5808 2014-09-19 09:55:53.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: The q is srs bznss, some of y'all need to blaze one up and chillax, man.

    CHRST
    texas raider 728 2014-09-19 10:04:47.0 login to vote score 12
    texas raider 728 2014-09-19 10:07:41.0 login to vote score 5
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-19 10:09:15.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider: space shuttle

    That is fuckin epic.
    ambition chicken 290 2014-09-19 10:40:26.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Try get Edward to see it. He's blocked me entirely. Lol.

    Hehehe :) I'm friend with him on FB. He'll never know when I'll pounce!
    ambition chicken 290 2014-09-19 10:43:23.0 login to vote score 3
    ambition chicken: Hehehe :) I'm friend with him on FB. He'll never know when I'll pounce!

    I'll write "From Burntman, with love."
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-19 11:05:52.0 login to vote score 1
    Notes from the trenches:

    Salesguy: So (hardware) does (software functionality), right? So making it work is just a matter of software.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-19 11:07:15.0 login to vote score 2
    Also from the trenches:

    Same salesguy doesn't have his phone set to play a ringtone to bother anyone. Instead, it vibrates and flashes like a strobe lamp instead.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-19 11:19:15.0 login to vote score 5
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-09-19 12:01:09.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-19 12:11:01.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Meanwhile, at the Bat Convention:

    Spongeboy showed me that then did a a gravelly "Where is she?" over and over, getting louder and louder. I looked at him incredulously. He said it would echo if acrowd of Batman's were together.. I LMAO!
    zolividor 642 2014-09-19 12:31:57.0 login to vote score 0
    My dog smells like a zando-zan.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-19 12:32:06.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That is fuckin epic.

    That's why we rather like florida for a launchsite rather than something nearer the equator.

    The hedgerows in the picture below that look like trenches leading to the last departure from a soon to be scorched earth.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-19 12:48:10.0 login to vote score 5
    spongegirl circleskirt: Spongeboy showed me that then did a a gravelly "Where is she?" over and over, getting louder and louder. I looked at him incredulously. He said it would echo if acrowd of Batman's were together.. I LMAO!

    /squatchmode
    WHO WOULD LET THEIR KID BE A GOOFBALL FOR YEARS AND YEARS?!?!
    /squatchmode
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-09-19 12:51:34.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-09-19 12:51:53.0 login to vote score -1
    Oops. Oops.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-09-19 12:52:29.0 login to vote score 1
    Today's Random Vintage Radar Screen

    Shorpy doesn't allow hotlinking, dammit.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-19 12:53:59.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: /squatchmode
    WHO WOULD LET THEIR KID BE A GOOFBALL FOR YEARS AND YEARS?!?!
    /squatchmode


    You'd sooner use a community scapegoat than make a batman joke? Force-shame, slamquenched, like ruperts teardrops.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-19 12:59:21.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: /squatchmode
    WHO WOULD LET THEIR KID BE A GOOFBALL FOR YEARS AND YEARS?!?!
    /squatchmode


    And it's not even the Squatching Hour!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-19 13:00:16.0 login to vote score 1
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Today's Random Vintage Radar Screen

    Shorpy doesn't allow hotlinking, dammit.


    That's what imgur is for!
    burntman 1528 2014-09-19 13:34:34.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff: And it's not even the Squatching Hour!

    It was a dark and stormy night...
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-19 13:48:11.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff: Especially for burntman and eddyatwork, I bring you the world's only true marine spider!



    Meet the world's only marine spider - Desis martensi or reef spider. They live in silken bubbles on shallow reefs in the tropical Pacific. During high tide they remain in their waterproof lair, but when low tide comes they emerge to prey on just about anything moving. Depicted is the spider eating a shrimp.


    FUCK YOU! JUST! FUCK! YOU!
    karkfumm 1294 2014-09-19 13:49:17.0 login to vote score 5
    Iggins will approve:

    brocktoon 11638 2014-09-19 13:49:40.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-19 13:51:53.0 login to vote score 5
    mimir: Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck everyone at my office. Fuck it all.

    Fuck that brunette! No really, fuck that brunette already!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-19 13:52:43.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I voted in the primary and own like 15 guns and have an nra membership. What more do I have to do

    You need to oppress people and be a dick. That seems to be the GOP plan.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-19 13:53:50.0 login to vote score 0
    brocktoon:

    That guy is inspired.
    someone who may or may not be Olivia Newton-John Wilkes Booth 2014-09-19 14:12:37.0 login to vote score 7
    cardinal puff: And it's not even the Squatching Hour!

    OMG where is my toaster oven, my SFAM™ is expecting me to serve her roast chinchilla using a recipe I learned from my Sweet Old Man™, and then I will go to a Robert Fucking Plant™ concert with a Mr. Spock impersonator I met in a park.

    "Good luck with all your future endeavors!"™


    random bacon 12498 2014-09-19 14:19:49.0 login to vote score 5
    someone who may or may not be Olivia Newton-John Wilkes Booth: OMG where is my toaster oven, my SFAM™ is expecting me to serve her roast chinchilla using a recipe I learned from my Sweet Old Man™, and then I will go to a Robert Fucking Plant™ concert with a Mr. Spock impersonator I met in a park.

    "Good luck with all your future endeavors!"™



    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-19 14:47:47.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    Showed that to my colleague, she doesn't look closely and says, "Yeah, you really like space stuff".

    Me, "Not completely, look at the picture."

    Her "Oh, it's not real, it's a rendition."

    Me "Stop talking. Right now."

    I think she's trying to punish me for not being interested in her European LOVAAAHHHHH (or he would be if she bothered) and tales of his emails to her. Which, since they aren't fucking, who cares?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-19 14:49:30.0 login to vote score 7
    someone who may or may not be Olivia Newton-John Wilkes Booth: OMG where is my toaster oven, my SFAM™ is expecting me to serve her roast chinchilla using a recipe I learned from my Sweet Old Man™, and then I will go to a Robert Fucking Plant™ concert with a Mr. Spock impersonator I met in a park.

    "Good luck with all your future endeavors!"™


    squatchmode on

    I don't think it's right to let chinchillas roast for several years.

    squatchmode off
    someone who may or may not be Olivia Newton-John Wilkes Booth 2014-09-19 14:59:31.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: squatchmode on

    I don't think it's right to let chinchillas roast for several years.

    squatchmode off


    How dare you insult someone who once donated her beautiful flowing red mane to charity. And before you ask, no, I have never posted revealing pictures of myself online, although many men have asked me to do so.

    throwingknife 1634 2014-09-19 15:01:53.0 login to vote score 0
    karkfumm: Iggins will approve:

    Iggy don't mute.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-19 15:09:51.0 login to vote score 4
    someone who may or may not be Olivia Newton-John Wilkes Booth: How dare you insult someone who once donated her beautiful flowing red mane to charity. And before you ask, no, I have never posted revealing pictures of myself online, although many men have asked me to do so.

    You forgot to tell me I don't kill old people for a living so my life is worthless.
    kesshi 1556 2014-09-19 16:22:54.0 login to vote score 1
    On a bus with your average bNette:


    kesshi 1556 2014-09-19 16:37:18.0 login to vote score 3


    Clicky for zoomey.
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-19 16:59:59.0 login to vote score 3
    A WTF afternoon for me on my desktop at work.


    IT'S A READ ONLY TERMINAL DISPLAY.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-19 17:06:34.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi: Clicky for zoomey.

    The stupidity of the general public never ceases to amaze me.
    sabine 745 2014-09-19 17:23:55.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: The stupidity of the general public never ceases to amaze me.

    I vote fake. The one in the middle is old. People are just repurposing images from last year's version of this attempted prank.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-19 17:31:21.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: The stupidity of the general public never ceases to amaze me.

    It's only partially stupidity. It's technical illiteracy. People use all these shiny objects without having the slightest clue as to how they work. It's all magic to them, and they want to keep it that way.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-19 17:32:58.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: A WTF afternoon for me on my desktop at work.


    IT'S A READ ONLY TERMINAL DISPLAY.


    Restart, but remember that you have your virtual consoles, even during an install so do ctrl-alt-f2, stop postgres before it gets to that point, then ctrl-alt-f7 to get back.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-19 17:33:54.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Today's Random Vintage Radar Screen

    Shorpy doesn't allow hotlinking, dammit.


    I was in meetings all day. Sorry I missed it.
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-19 17:53:25.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Restart, but remember that you have your virtual consoles, even during an install so do ctrl-alt-f2, stop postgres before it gets to that point, then ctrl-alt-f7 to get back.

    It's all fuxored. It wouldn't recognized my partition information on reboot. Had to boot from live CD then manuaĺly mount the partition, then chroot and get grub non hidden (why the fuck grub was hidden by default I have no idea and didn't notice until I needed it), then try a recovery. Still not booting when I left at 5pm, going to deal with it Monday morning.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-19 17:55:29.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: It's all fuxored. It wouldn't recognized my partition information on reboot. Had to boot from live CD then manuaĺly mount the partition, then chroot and get grub non hidden (why the fuck grub was hidden by default I have no idea and didn't notice until I needed it), then try a recovery. Still not booting when I left at 5pm, going to deal with it Monday morning.

    Oh, that sucks. I was afraid of that.

    Well if /home (and your other partitions that you must save) are separate from /, you can do a from-scratch install and reuse the partition as-is. The prompts will make you think it's going to trash /home, but if you say do-not-format, it won't.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-19 17:59:14.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: /squatchmode
    WHO WOULD LET THEIR KID BE A GOOFBALL FOR YEARS AND YEARS?!?!
    /squatchmode


    Lol!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-19 18:01:05.0 login to vote score 1
    someone who may or may not be Olivia Newton-John Wilkes Booth: OMG where is my toaster oven, my SFAM™ is expecting me to serve her roast chinchilla using a recipe I learned from my Sweet Old Man™, and then I will go to a Robert Fucking Plant™ concert with a Mr. Spock impersonator I met in a park.

    "Good luck with all your future endeavors!"™


    Bravo!
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-19 18:02:54.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Oh, that sucks. I was afraid of that.

    Well if /home (and your other partitions that you must save) are separate from /, you can do a from-scratch install and reuse the partition as-is. The prompts will make you think it's going to trash /home, but if you say do-not-format, it won't.


    I'm hoping grub has a previous kernel version I can use. Why the fuck an Update Manager distro update blocked on a dialog during the update just because postgresql was running I have no idea and am pretty surprised happened in this day and age of Ubuntu updates, of all things. Linux: still not easy for even programmers much less the average user.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-19 18:03:43.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Oh, that sucks. I was afraid of that.

    Well if /home (and your other partitions that you must save) are separate from /, you can do a from-scratch install and reuse the partition as-is. The prompts will make you think it's going to trash /home, but if you say do-not-format, it won't.


    I'm glad she has someone to talk to about this. All I could do is make soothing noises while my eyes slowly crossed. I have a sense of how tedious this would be and a genuine sense of awe with what she does for a living, but I get lost pretty quickly.
    fathead jones 8080 2014-09-19 18:07:26.0 login to vote score 0
    Breaking news in Kew.

    /shameless self promotion
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-19 18:21:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Epic q fail....

    Is there a way to undupe something?
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-19 18:22:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Ohhhhh, just resubmit, that's handy.
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-19 18:31:13.0 login to vote score 0
    fathead jones: Breaking news in Kew.

    /shameless self promotion


    Which one?
    mimir 6886 2014-09-19 18:34:30.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: Which one?

    Already FP'd. It's the holy news, breaking shit one.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-19 18:53:58.0 login to vote score 4
    I got a piece of spam that I think was meant for iggins.


    mimir 6886 2014-09-19 19:07:19.0 login to vote score 2
    Rum. Rum rum and more rum.

    I'm gonna need another new bottle soon.
    halfof33 12140 2014-09-19 19:12:00.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: I got a piece of spam that I think was meant for iggins.

    Hell, you probably got a couple of Sherpas to remove your poop. Remind them to take off the spiky boots!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-19 19:26:45.0 login to vote score 1
    zedeks: All I could do is make soothing noises while my eyes slowly crossed.

    Okay, I LOL'd.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-19 19:29:36.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: I'm hoping grub has a previous kernel version I can use. Why the fuck an Update Manager distro update blocked on a dialog during the update just because postgresql was running I have no idea and am pretty surprised happened in this day and age of Ubuntu updates, of all things. Linux: still not easy for even programmers much less the average user.

    Actually, I think 14.04 is less stable than 12.04 was. I'm using xubuntu and the window manager and display manager have annoying bugs in them still. I'm surprised that a quick patch isn't out already for them.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-19 19:43:10.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Rum. Rum rum and more rum.

    I'm gonna need another new bottle soon.


    Ah, my liquor of choice. The real stuff, that is, not some pansy-ass pumpkin spice shit. Trouble is I like it way too much.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-19 19:48:33.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Ah, my liquor of choice. The real stuff, that is, not some pansy-ass pumpkin spice shit. Trouble is I like it way too much.

    Yep. I'm finding the same thing.

    I've already run through a bottle of Kraken, and I'm now in possession of a handle of Sailor Jerrys.

    Both are excellent.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-19 19:52:44.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Yep. I'm finding the same thing.

    I've already run through a bottle of Kraken, and I'm now in possession of a handle of Sailor Jerrys.

    Both are excellent.


    One of my friends is a flight attendant and she manages to get actual Cuban rum. I've sampled several of them. Wish I could remember the names. There's one particular dark rum that I tried that was absolutely heavenly.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-19 20:08:23.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: One of my friends is a flight attendant and she manages to get actual Cuban rum. I've sampled several of them. Wish I could remember the names. There's one particular dark rum that I tried that was absolutely heavenly.

    I'm liking the darker rums better. I'm... well, way too many into tonight.

    Wife's gonna have to find a new ride home, cuz I can't drive to pick her up at the bar.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-09-19 20:32:51.0 login to vote score 1
    Sending off my daughter to college is heartbraking.
    intentionally left blank 2011 Fri Sep 19 20:49:49 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    maggotbrain: Sending off my daughter to college is heartbraking.

    Got to let her leave the nest and fly on her own.

    Nonetheless, my sympathies.
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