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  • cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 08:08:58.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 08:11:11.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: I don't think I've ever had a milkshake made of maraschino cherries. (Looks up recipe.) Wow. Blending up a couple of jars of cherries. Seems kind of extravagant.

    I just use a small amount, goes a long way
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 08:16:16.0 login to vote score 5
    For the love of fuck, my insurances mail order pharmacy can not for the life of then stop fucking up my shit.

    I am not a new member, they know what I need, and I make it very clear to them I need my shit in x amount of time or terrible things start happening to me. So apparently what used to take them 2 weeks now takes them 6. I have one week of Cymbalta left to make last for two or more weeks.

    Widthdrawals are a bitch. And on top of that, the anxiety cones back and makes shit hell.


    Time for a nice long jittery shower
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 08:27:09.0 login to vote score 9



    bN business cards.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 08:53:29.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Day two of internet outage at Cass de Mimir.

    Oldest child is twitchy and inconsolable. Keeps asking me to call ISP for update.

    Youngest child has shrugged, pulled out the Muppets DVD set, pencils and sketchpad, and books. She has adapted successfully.

    Wife just went out. Somewhere, she didnt say. Was mad that I didn't have it fixed yet.

    I'm playing xbox in between reading books and working out. Work is pissed off at me for not being online. I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

    This is a good weekend.


    Why doesn't child call the ISP himself?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:01:56.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: bN business cards.

    penis
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 09:07:52.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: penis

    BALLS!
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 09:09:29.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Why doesn't child call the ISP himself?

    Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today, but no specific time. He just wants it now, now, now.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:16:13.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today, but no specific time. He just wants it now, now, now.

    Premature ejaculator.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 09:19:39.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Premature ejaculator.

    There's nothing mature about that boy,and I don't know what i did wrong to make it that way.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:22:22.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: There's nothing mature about that boy,and I don't know what i did wrong to make it that way.

    Just my personal imho, it's not what you did wrong, it's the things you weren't allowed to do right.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:24:23.0 login to vote score 3
    Hell, I'm sitting here simultaneously researching medieval cathedral building techniques and flora and fauna of the 200my preceding the K-T boundary event.

    What did my parents do wrong*?

    /*I can provide you with a handy list.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-23 09:41:26.0 login to vote score 3
    mimir: Work is pissed off at me for not being online.

    Are they paying for it?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:45:21.0 login to vote score 0
    poop is like a box of chocolates


    you never know what you are going to get
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 09:55:08.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: poop is like a box of chocolates


    you never know what you are going to get


    Chocolates taste better.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 09:55:40.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Hell, I'm sitting here simultaneously researching medieval cathedral building techniques and flora and fauna of the 200my preceding the K-T boundary event.

    What did my parents do wrong*?

    /*I can provide you with a handy list.


    Jesus built my hotrod.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:59:35.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:00:02.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Chocolates taste better.

    you aren't supposed to eat the poop
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:00:46.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Jesus built my hotrod.

    Jesus didn't build my hadrosaur.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:00:48.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: you aren't supposed to eat the poop

    You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:03:32.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.

    Cardinal poopf
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:04:25.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.

    my dog does the same thing
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:04:29.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Cardinal poopf

    Tagged.... oh wait.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:04:47.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Cardinal poopf

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GRAHAMS WE NEED BG TAGS


    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:08:06.0 login to vote score 3
    Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.

    /I'll shut up now
















    //no, I won't.
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 10:21:09.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.


    The blocks of a cathedral have reciprocating saw blades and can make cuts at up to a 45-degree offset?
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 10:22:24.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Jesus built my hotrod.

    Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:23:56.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.

    /I'll shut up now
















    //no, I won't.


    post airplanes
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:25:12.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:25:27.0 login to vote score 1
    The person narrating the [cathedral stone] block pattern and cutting segment likened it to dressmaking. Another flying buttress under my deepening suspicion that all of human "progress" is based on such a fucking simple set of ideas.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:26:01.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: post airplanes

    Working on a different area of jommetry at the mo.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:30:19.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Working on a different area of jommetry at the mo.

    Sojin finds this boring


    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 10:30:22.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Are they paying for it?

    Nope. They're just pissed off that I'm not online working.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:32:15.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: That's very inconsiderate of her. Boobies want to be free!

    minus the sweater


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:32:33.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Sojin finds this boring

    Sojin can lick my butthole.



    And no, you can't watch and there will be no pics.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:38:43.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Sojin can lick my butthole.



    And no, you can't watch and there will be no pics.


    Spoilsport!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:39:21.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh wow. Lift smoked glass bottle to lips expecting dark beer, get hard cider.

    YOW!

    Still good.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:44:35.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:47:46.0 login to vote score 1
    I love it when I'm watching a historical documentary and they spotlight a place I've actually been.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:10:59.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Premature ejaculator.

    That's a great band name.

    And we'll start out set like a half hour before the posted show time or finish like 20 minutes early
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:11:34.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: [image removed]

    You should get that as a tattoo
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:12:13.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh wow. Lift smoked glass bottle to lips expecting dark beer, get hard cider.

    YOW!

    Still good.


    Two completely different things, that must have been a shock
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 11:22:33.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Two completely different things, that must have been a shock

    Was. Yum.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 11:27:59.0 login to vote score 0
    IT'S 46F!!!!
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-23 11:37:45.0 login to vote score 4
    I think I will just leave this quote here for future reference (and swipe-age). This has so much potential for use here in some threads.



    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts; for support rather than illumination."

    - Andrew Lang (b. 31 March 1844 – d. 20 July 1912)
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-23 11:39:01.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh and this one too:

    He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.

    - Andrew Lang

    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 12:05:58.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 12:08:13.0 login to vote score 6
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 12:10:51.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:18:48.0 login to vote score 0
    Well shit, I also need an engineer.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:48:47.0 login to vote score 0
    I only need 500 more words. AGHHHH!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 12:53:25.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I only need 500 more words. AGHHHH!

    Lorem Ipsem....
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:56:14.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Lorem Ipsem....

    That's about it.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:56:48.0 login to vote score 0
    It's one fucking paragraph. Goddammit I've written more with less!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:12:32.0 login to vote score 0
    Couple of non-twitch tech items:

    Crome is broken in ChrUbuntu. Which leads me to:

    Does anyone else here use the tor browser?
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:14:48.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: It's one fucking paragraph. Goddammit I've written more with less!

    I wrote a mineral property evaluation report for a company (they paid me) now they are using my writing to make their own report.

    I'm going to bill them $6,000.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 13:15:44.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: I wrote a mineral property evaluation report for a company (they paid me) now they are using my writing to make their own report.

    I'm going to bill them $6,000.


    Good.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:20:54.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Good.

    Wait I didn't get to the best part: a lolyer is 'writing' the reports, and like the other lolyer in the company knows nothing about physical science. I gave them one free call the other day. And when he quoted some of my material I told him to be certain to properly attribute the quote because I am not responsible for their scam. I just used different words.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 14:04:54.0 login to vote score 5
    And the internoodles is back. That's some damn fine service, Lou.
    vet_curm 1500 2014-11-23 15:01:10.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: Couple of non-twitch tech items:

    Crome is broken in ChrUbuntu. Which leads me to:

    Does anyone else here use the tor browser?


    Not me. There are things I only communicate when I'm face to face in a public space. Otherwise, I assume the link is compromised

    (my master encryption key is 40 characters long but I don't even use that over links - the assumption being that somebody might know more than I do about crypto, since it's not my profession).
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 15:41:13.0 login to vote score 1
    OMFG that took FOREVER.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-23 15:48:46.0 login to vote score 10
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-23 15:48:59.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: OMFG that took FOREVER.

    Try adding more fiber to your diet.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 15:52:46.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Try adding more fiber to your diet.

    I have, it's wonderful. I can't believe it took seven hours to put out 900 words. My bullshitter is out of practice.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 16:34:12.0 login to vote score 0
    Okay, I have my quota, and I have a way mapped out to get all the current players in one place before spring, when the Magic Happens.
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-23 17:05:20.0 login to vote score 5


    I feel that this is an accurate representation of how banniNation works.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 17:12:55.0 login to vote score 1
    And then the next 500 words take 15 minutes. Soooo fucking frustrating.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 17:27:38.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today


    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 17:30:09.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: $15.63/year for ice cubes whenever you want them. No slopping water out of the trays as you try to put them in the freezer, no bending the fucking trays, no old ice that tastes like karst topography and mildew.

    I never realized what a challenge ice cubes were. This is even worse than shaking the bottle to get rid of ketchup water!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 17:44:00.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I never realized what a challenge ice cubes were. This is even worse than shaking the bottle to get rid of ketchup water!

    Far worse. Ketchup water is not an universal solvent.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 18:07:09.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 18:10:43.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor:

    *shakes angry fist at autocorrect*
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 18:15:06.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I feel that this is an accurate representation of how banniNation works.

    That seems too organized.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 18:25:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Serious question. Why don't people just turn off auto-correct if it sucks so much?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 18:29:23.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-23 18:46:30.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Serious question. Why don't people just turn off auto-correct if it sucks so much?

    Because they probably can't spell worth a damn without it. I turn all that shit off because I don't need a phone to tell me what word I want.

    Especially when it's self-censoring, fuck dat shit, yo.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 19:14:55.0 login to vote score 0
    6020!!!! Fuck yeah!
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-23 20:05:44.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.


    You libs live in looney land, where A may well BE Z, but you'd never admit that A is LIKE Z in any way whatsoever.

    That's why I'm a FoxNews reader. They don't use trixie jew-logix to confuse and separate my herde of PUREBLOOD ponies.

    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 20:06:46.0 login to vote score 2
    Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-23 20:29:52.0 login to vote score 0
    The goddamn gate in the new Jurassic World movie is CG. It’s a GATE. Just build it again morons.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 20:31:51.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.


    She's a Master of Personal Hygiene? I didn't realize that it required a degree.
    hornwrecker 48 2014-11-23 20:33:41.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.



    It appears that she's currently serving with Botox Sans Frontieres.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 20:37:47.0 login to vote score 2
    hornwrecker: It appears that she's currently serving with Botox Sans Frontieres.

    Goddamn it! Where are our Beer Garden tags!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 20:54:29.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.


    Da fuq
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-23 20:59:52.0 login to vote score 0
    These zombies in the walking dead are getting ricockulous
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 22:15:03.0 login to vote score 4
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    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 23:53:15.0 login to vote score 2
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    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 01:27:18.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider: [image removed]

    My god, I've fart raped thousands of people



    I'm a monster
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 01:49:17.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 02:34:09.0 login to vote score 1
    You know how people some times go into sneezing fits.



    Well I'd that earlier, except with loud farts, for 10 minutes.

    Then my pants fit too loose and I couldn't get my belt right so my legs rubbed together all night..

    So my thighs probably look like Swedish fish right now. Fuck truck night, and france, and your mom, and the LA kings
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-11-24 02:44:03.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: You know how people some times go into sneezing fits.



    Well I'd that earlier, except with loud farts, for 10 minutes.

    Then my pants fit too loose and I couldn't get my belt right so my legs rubbed together all night..

    So my thighs probably look like Swedish fish right now. Fuck truck night, and france, and your mom, and the LA kings


    Your thorax devoured your abdominal volume and all you can think of is swedish fish? arch your back retrograde to bending over for a half hour while consuming liquids, then take a shower a few degrees hotter than your standard thermal sensitivity, as this will likely neutralize your entire abdominal cavities microbial ecosystem within itself, you probably won't fart for a week.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 04:00:56.0 login to vote score 4
    Do not taunt happy fun lobster!


    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 04:02:21.0 login to vote score 6
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 04:03:25.0 login to vote score 2
    Do we know this guy?


    random bacon 12498 2014-11-24 04:38:15.0 login to vote score 1
    Why the fuck did I not take today off as well as the rest of the week?

    Pulled something in my back too, being on my feet all day is gonna be so much fun.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-24 04:57:15.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: So my thighs probably look like Swedish fish right now.

    *SNORT*
    ambition chicken 290 2014-11-24 05:16:18.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 05:17:44.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 05:20:20.0 login to vote score 0
    now deer meat with red thai curry over rich and a ton of siracha

    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 05:29:09.0 login to vote score -1
    and now a nap
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 05:30:46.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace 5187 2014-11-24 07:03:44.0 login to vote score 3
    Sr. FFG and I saw an albino squirrel this weekend. We both freaked out in a good way. The squirrel was just chillin' getting breakfast in an open area. It was definitely not tame.

    Also, we saw Mozart's Cosi Fan Tutte this weekend. I may dislike ballet, and he's not a giant fan of symphony, but we both like opera. Whodathunkit? It helped it was a comedic opera about swapping identities. Kinda like Shakespeare with singing. Someday maybe I can con him into attending a production of Shakespeare. His English is going to need to be waaaaay better for that shit. Most Muricans don't even get it.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:08:31.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace: Sr. FFG and I saw an albino squirrel this weekend. We both freaked out in a good way. The squirrel was just chillin' getting breakfast in an open area. It was definitely not tame.

    Also, we saw Mozart's Cosi Fan Tutte this weekend. I may dislike ballet, and he's not a giant fan of symphony, but we both like opera. Whodathunkit? It helped it was a comedic opera about swapping identities. Kinda like Shakespeare with singing. Someday maybe I can con him into attending a production of Shakespeare. His English is going to need to be waaaaay better for that shit. Most Muricans don't even get it.


    That's because Shakespeare used British English. As Oscar Wilde said "We have everything in common with American except the language."

    Yes, that was paraphrased.

    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:10:44.0 login to vote score 0
    Actual quote :

    We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:18:20.0 login to vote score 0
    tabernash: That's because Shakespeare used early modern British English. As Oscar Wilde said "We have everything in common with American except the language."

    Yes, that was paraphrased.


    GRRR!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 07:19:57.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider:

    Iggins and I are male oppressors?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 07:24:57.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: That's because Shakespeare used British English.

    Shakespeare made up much of the English language, didn't he? Before him, they were all speaking Belgian or something.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:31:06.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Shakespeare made up much of the English language, didn't he? Before him, they were all speaking Belgian or something.

    Yeah, he coined the terms,

    Phat

    Gangsta

    Axe me

    Where you at?

    And many, many more.


    ;-)


    "Where you at" is a personal peeve of mine. Cops use it, everyone else seems to use too.

    But cops especially.

    It's like finger nails on a blackboard to me.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 07:32:43.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: "Where you at" is a personal peeve of mine. Cops use it, everyone else seems to use too.

    I just say "what's your 20" :)
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:34:04.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I just say "what's your 20" :)

    Is that a metric 20?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 07:34:51.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Is that a metric 20?

    No, Imperial!
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:36:35.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: No, Imperial!

    Didn't they use parsecs for the Imperial Fleet?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 07:37:10.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Didn't they use parsecs for the Imperial Fleet?

    Either that or buttsecs.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:38:07.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Either that or buttsecs.

    +1

    ;-)
    quinblake 1476 2014-11-24 07:44:36.0 login to vote score 0
    Currently enjoying coffee on the back deck basking in 72F sunshine. Kid #2 sent me a photo from home of sun dogs this morning in -20F wind. I'm pretending we're never going home.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-24 07:45:26.0 login to vote score 0
    If you logged in, you could post here.