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    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-25 05:13:03.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I believe these erected links to be pakispams as they show up 4 at a time

    I was wondering about that. At least these ones have reasonable content.
    someone who may or may not be Niagra Falls 2014-10-25 05:24:37.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Found my old test scores while cleaning my room for my new bed

    Act 32
    sat 1360

    I half assed my way through those.

    They made me take them like first thing in the morning and I was like fuck you



    Your girlfriend lives in me! You guys wouldn't know her.

    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 06:31:50.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: She hot

    No, he's not hot.



    *Actual picture of said nurse*
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 06:33:25.0 login to vote score 7
    Almost had a code brown this morning.

    I didn't have to go to the bathroom when I woke up, took shower, had some juice. I did have to go as soon as the damned bus showed up. About 40 minutes into the hour long ride I was getting a four stage poop alarmso I pulled the cord and got off at a gas station and let's just say it was a close thing and there's no way I would have made it another 20 minutes. Another person who rides the bus was driving a work vehicle and saw me walking and gave me a ride into town saving me an hour's poop-free walk. Poop.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 06:40:20.0 login to vote score 6
    eddyatwork: Almost had a code brown this morning.

    I didn't have to go to the bathroom when I woke up, took shower, had some juice. I did have to go as soon as the damned bus showed up. About 40 minutes into the hour long ride I was getting a four stage poop alarmso I pulled the cord and got off at a gas station and let's just say it was a close thing and there's no way I would have made it another 20 minutes. Another person who rides the bus was driving a work vehicle and saw me walking and gave me a ride into town saving me an hour's poop-free walk. Poop.


    You didn't pee on top of the tank while there, did you? Iggins hates that.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 06:40:43.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: He had no desire whatsoever after the surgery to get high, while his gf ended up dying from an overdose.

    A.I.D.S. actually.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:43:48.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: No, he's not hot.



    *Actual picture of said nurse*


    Da fuq
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:44:46.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: A.I.D.S. actually.

    Overdosed on aids, I realised yesterday that I am the same age as my uncle was when the aids took him



    Creepy
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:45:32.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: You didn't pee on top of the tank while there, did you? Iggins hates that.

    Posses me the fuck off
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:45:37.0 login to vote score 3
    Posses
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:45:46.0 login to vote score 2
    PISSES
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:46:48.0 login to vote score 2
    someone who may or may not be Niagra Falls: Your girlfriend lives in me! You guys wouldn't know her.

    Cause she is Canadian , and lives in Canada, but we can't ever see her because she is in Canada
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:47:39.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: I was wondering about that. At least these ones have reasonable content.

    Not bad, but it is still being subbed by a poor little man in a third world Internet country in exchange for food or not being executed
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-25 06:48:23.0 login to vote score 5
    Aww, I missed a squatchdown. Oh well, she'll be back.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 06:51:05.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Overdosed on aids, I realised yesterday that I am the same age as my uncle was when the aids took him.

    Creepy


    I keep getting older than a shit-ton of younger "healthy" people who seem driven to die, it's weird.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 06:52:24.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Da fuq

    I know, right?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 06:53:39.0 login to vote score 3
    throwingknife: You didn't pee on top of the tank while there, did you? Iggins hates that.

    I pooped on top of the tank.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 06:57:19.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: PISSES

    Well now you're going to be pooped off!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:05:58.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead: Aww, I missed a squatchdown. Oh well, she'll be back.

    Dammit, I hate when I miss a squatch sighting.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-25 07:07:49.0 login to vote score 6
    eddyatwork: Dammit, I hate when I miss a squatch sighting.

    We need to get spongegirl to say something. Her posts are like blood in a shark tank to the squatch.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:16:26.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I will never understand what some people get from trying to tear someone else down.

    When you have nothing positive yourself, why should anyone else I guess?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:17:05.0 login to vote score 3
    cannonhawk: I picked the wrong time to post funny pics of the golden girls.

    Good thing you didn't quit sniffing glue.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:18:34.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I think I broke xxplosiv

    You break it you bought it!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:19:16.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Asian women are not fungible.

    Kpop Girls are extremely not fungible


    Yes they are and yes kpop girls definitely are.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:22:15.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Also if my memory serves me right which is does, a while ago when one ofbuse, most likely me accused her so stealing drugs, she mentioned something interesting.

    She said she got wrote up at a job because her coworker was stealing them.



    Why would she get reprimanded for a coworkers actions if she was not invovled.


    Most likely she got fired, for stealing drugs


    I also seem to recall someone did some internet detective work and verified she lost her license.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:25:03.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Also if someone could post a pic of Data as sherlock Holmes that would really top off my night of chiken sleuthing



    Sorry if it's posted, I'm working on the backlog of the BG.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:25:48.0 login to vote score 6
    eddyatwork: I also seem to recall someone did some internet detective work and verified she lost her license.

    Might be why she can't get a job, no one wants to hire a caregiver who had their license revoked as a nurse, there was a reason for that
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:26:05.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Yes they are and yes kpop girls definitely are.

    Nope no nope nope no
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:27:04.0 login to vote score 0
    jafo: Lately I've been on a tv boxed set binge. Just bought Xena and Scrubs. I've got Miami Vice on a wish list in Amazon (once it goes under $100, I'm buying it). Not too long ago bought Buck Roger and almost got Greatest American Hero. If/when ISPs start charging by bandwidth used, I'm set for television watching (also set for when I'm in a retirement home. I've got plenty of videos to watch while I play minecraft/7 days/ x-com).

    Netflix and Verizon are having a spat apparently because the bandwidth is terrible lately. I mean we're talking old VHS tape quality.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:29:07.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Found my old test scores while cleaning my room for my new bed

    Act 32
    sat 1360

    I half assed my way through those.

    They made me take them like first thing in the morning and I was like fuck you


    I wish I had known about evening classes in college sooner. I might have done way better. FUCK 8 AM CLASSES! Oh and FUCK MATH PROFS WHO ONLY HAVE 8 AM CLASSES!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:29:58.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff:

    Awww, now I feel better.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:31:46.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: We need to get spongegirl to say something. Her posts are like blood in a shark tank to the squatch.

    I'll try to rile her up.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:32:58.0 login to vote score 2
    There's an 8 pm football game tonight. That means the people have lots of time to get good and boozed up and use our bathrooms. GRRR!!!
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-25 07:35:29.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: If you bio yourself from an alt and use said bio, you just might be a basketcase.

    http://www.bannination.com/users/trigonwoman3
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:37:19.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: There's an 8 pm football game tonight. That means the people have lots of time to get good and boozed up and use our bathrooms. GRRR!!!

    Should have saved your code brown, pooped on the floor of the work bathroom, claim it for yourself.


    Or just padlock a stall of your own
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-25 07:40:30.0 login to vote score 5
    eddyatwork: saw me walking

    You can WALK?


    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:42:21.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3: You can WALK?

    Only to the fridge and back.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 07:43:27.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Should have saved your code brown, pooped on the floor of the work bathroom, claim it for yourself.


    Or just padlock a stall of your own


    "A Stall of One's Own" sounds like a good name for a book.
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-25 07:43:39.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Only to the fridge and back.

    You walked to the library fridge, and back to the gas station? That's a weird restriction.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:53:21.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: "A Stall of One's Own" sounds like a good name for a book.

    If will be about asserting your dominance in the workplace rest room
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:53:21.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: "A Stall of One's Own" sounds like a good name for a book.

    If will be about asserting your dominance in the workplace rest room
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:54:42.0 login to vote score 1
    Also so fish waitress isn't fired, and she has bronchitis now.


    Poor girl, I think she needs a hug.

















    Preferably her thighs hugging my face
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:04:24.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: Some research concludes this maybe the case.

    Allegedly.


    Given how often she posted TMI about her patients, it's probably just as well.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:07:16.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Given how often she posted TMI about her patients, it's probably just as well.

    She is like the frank burns of nurses
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:09:11.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: I also seem to recall someone did some internet detective work and verified she lost her license.

    Huh, I must have missed that. Dammit.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:09:24.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: She is like the frank burns of nurses

    NERTZ TO YOU!!!
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 08:18:33.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: If will be about asserting your dominance in the workplace rest room

    If you want to bN from the toilet, you need toilet paper and a stall of one's own.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:35:32.0 login to vote score 8
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:37:19.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:38:31.0 login to vote score 7
    farkmeblind: NERTZ TO YOU!!!

    You said it ferret face
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:40:20.0 login to vote score 3
    We are so calling her ferret fave now
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:40:25.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:40:48.0 login to vote score 1
    I swear my auto correct has some sort of mental disability
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:42:29.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: We are so calling her ferret face now

    I think that's a great idea.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 09:03:41.0 login to vote score 0
    I am trying to make an all star kpop super group called the nonfungibles


    Having a hard time narrowing down the lineup
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 09:04:22.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I think that's a great idea.

    Told you guys I was a genius.
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:23:11.0 login to vote score 7
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:24:48.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:29:34.0 login to vote score 5
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    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:33:59.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 09:44:12.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: I swear my auto correct has some sort of mental disability

    Meaning your auto-correct fits the qualifications to be here on bN.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 09:48:27.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 09:50:48.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 09:52:21.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Meaning your auto-correct fits the qualifications to be here on bN.

    It should get its own account!
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 10:00:43.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider:

    You know he's going to be disappointed about not getting cake all those times. He might start thinking it was all a lie.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 10:02:37.0 login to vote score 5
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 10:30:27.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Cutlery

    What every 6th grader needs, carving swords and a cleaver!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 10:35:59.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider:

    SCRATCH THE RAINBOW!
    Taste the rainbow.
    Skittles.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 10:37:33.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: We are so calling her ferret fave now

    Aww, is Messin with Sasquatch over?
    I'll miss that shit matted walking carpet meme.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 10:39:53.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: surprise her


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 10:59:51.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: FACE



    Let's combine powers.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 11:35:07.0 login to vote score 2
    One more hour until I can leave. No code brown on the ride hom I hope.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-25 12:24:52.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Let's combine powers.

    I would love to have that for this winter.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-25 13:03:49.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Let's combine powers.

    That reminds me of the Monkey Jesus painting.


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 13:43:59.0 login to vote score 0
    karkfumm: That reminds me of the Monkey Jesus painting.

    So it does!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 14:04:16.0 login to vote score 6
    A view of the new mine:


    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-25 14:16:00.0 login to vote score 5
    This bell hase many miles on it:


    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-25 15:03:16.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: This bell hase many miles on it:

    Cut your nails you savage.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-25 15:24:11.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 15:43:17.0 login to vote score 3
    bucket of truth: Oops!

    Looks like they got

    Catamareckt.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 15:55:15.0 login to vote score 0
    Hrm. I seemed to have developed a rash that looks like the way my skin feels. I looked sunburnt.
    This is getting crazier and crazier.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-25 15:57:39.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Hrm. I seemed to have developed a rash that looks like the way my skin feels. I looked sunburnt.
    This is getting crazier and crazier.


    oblig...


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 16:42:49.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: oblig...

    I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
    abbynormal 1917 2014-10-25 16:52:49.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Hrm. I seemed to have developed a rash that looks like the way my skin feels. I looked sunburnt.
    This is getting crazier and crazier.


    Have you been to the doctor yet? I was having break out and weird skin issues, they gave me some creams that are clearing it up.
    quinblake 1476 2014-10-25 16:57:27.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: This bell hase many miles on it:

    My parents have that exact bell, I recall playing with it when I was a kid.
    bucket of truth 1525 Sat Oct 25 17:57:25 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

    Whew! Dodged a bullet there.
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