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  • spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-21 14:02:15.0 login to vote score 7
    Did my first zombie run/ walk.

    Well it was more like a zombie waddle, but the app made it fun!

    35 minutes.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 14:03:45.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Did my first zombie run/ walk.

    Well it was more like a zombie waddle, but the app made it fun!

    35 minutes.


    I keep looking at that but in July in Florida, um, nunya!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-21 14:12:50.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: I keep looking at that but in July in Florida, um, nunya!

    Think of the fat you'd burn!

    I am just doing the 30 minute workout for now. Going to alternate with doing pool therapy on my own for my back.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 14:21:05.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Think of the fat you'd burn!

    I am just doing the 30 minute workout for now. Going to alternate with doing pool therapy on my own for my back.


    When I'm already in this heat from 9am, I am fuckin done by 6pm. It is so hard to motivate when I am drained by the time I get home.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 14:52:03.0 login to vote score 10
    I will be negotiating my first date in over 20 years, next week.

    /hold me
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-21 14:56:46.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: I will be negotiating my first date in over 20 years, next week.

    /hold me


    *Internet headbutt*
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 15:04:30.0 login to vote score 3
    roddikinsathome: *Internet headbutt*

    I feel all 17 again, with oversized feet and nowhere to put my hands.
    bunnythor 544 2014-07-21 16:22:19.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: I will be negotiating my first date in over 20 years, next week.

    /hold me



    bunnythor 544 2014-07-21 16:23:55.0 login to vote score 0
    On a related note, why are the kew voters so ambivalent today? Normally when I drop in a raft of links, about half make it to the front page at least. Today, no one is even giving away "meh" votes.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:18:11.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: On a related note, why are the kew voters so ambivalent today? Normally when I drop in a raft of links, about half make it to the front page at least. Today, no one is even giving away "meh" votes.

    Fewer people willing to upvote non-modded links is all I can think of.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 17:19:07.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I will be negotiating my first date in over 20 years, next week.

    /hold me


    Congrats, m'dear. Best of luck.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:19:13.0 login to vote score 3
    And frankly I'm in lust, so I no longer give a fuck.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:19:30.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Congrats, m'dear. Best of luck.

    Thank you very much my dear sir.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-21 17:23:40.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: And frankly I'm in lust, so I no longer give a fuck.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:26:10.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt:

    And it's not even you this time :)
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 17:27:27.0 login to vote score 4
    So I was accused (by the brunette) of being an overplanner.

    Since I might get to go to Vegas (and even stay an extra day or two for "me" time), I'm already researching all the things I want to do/see, and am budgeting appropriately for those things.

    In related news, there's a friggin' Zipline at the Rio. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
    throwingknife 1634 2014-07-21 17:41:59.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: So I was accused (by the brunette) of being an overplanner.

    Since I might get to go to Vegas (and even stay an extra day or two for "me" time), I'm already researching all the things I want to do/see, and am budgeting appropriately for those things.

    In related news, there's a friggin' Zipline at the Rio. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?


    Wow. We haven't been to Vegas in quite a while, back in fall of 2011. I think it's been built up since then.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:42:12.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: So I was accused (by the brunette) of being an overplanner.

    Since I might get to go to Vegas (and even stay an extra day or two for "me" time), I'm already researching all the things I want to do/see, and am budgeting appropriately for those things.

    In related news, there's a friggin' Zipline at the Rio. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?


    Overplanning is always better than underplanning. And the point of overplanning is that no one else ever find out what one is overplanning for.

    Pack, bitch, pack.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 17:48:27.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: Wow. We haven't been to Vegas in quite a while, back in fall of 2011. I think it's been built up since then.

    Same here. Last time I was there was in 2011, and it was for a conference only. This time the office might not pay, so I'm taking some "me" time and staying an extra day and a half.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 17:48:58.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Overplanning is always better than underplanning. And the point of overplanning is that no one else ever find out what one is overplanning for.

    Pack, bitch, pack.


    My motto is: Always have a Plan B.

    /usually has a plan C
    //And a D
    ///after that, I fucking wing it
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-21 17:57:24.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Did my first zombie run/ walk.

    Well it was more like a zombie waddle, but the app made it fun!

    35 minutes.


    If you dress up like a zombie around here, don't get mad if I start shooting!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:07:33.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: My motto is: Always have a Plan B.

    /usually has a plan C
    //And a D
    ///after that, I fucking wing it


    You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:13:15.0 login to vote score 0
    Ok, between Band of Heathens and the new gf, I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be masterbaiting to!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:16:51.0 login to vote score 1
    I srsly love everything Band of Heathens has released that I've heard so far.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 18:17:18.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I srsly love everything Band of Heathens has released that I've heard so far.

    I'm diggin' it.

    I was listening to some good ol' Dirty River Boys before that.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-07-21 18:19:01.0 login to vote score 5


    I would SO buy this comic!
    throwingknife 1634 2014-07-21 18:30:27.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Same here. Last time I was there was in 2011, and it was for a conference only. This time the office might not pay, so I'm taking some "me" time and staying an extra day and a half.

    Crap. I accidentally lied. It was 2001, not 2011. A friend was headlining there and was dismayed about how dead it was after 9/11.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:31:01.0 login to vote score 0
    Come to My Window.


    Ow.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 18:37:31.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Come to My Window.


    Ow.


    I would, but I can't.

    The judge never got rid of that restraining order.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:39:41.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: I would, but I can't.

    The judge never got rid of that restraining order.


    Was thinking of you, so I just sent her Texas...
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:40:08.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: I would, but I can't.

    The judge never got rid of that restraining order.


    You realize that my potential partners have to deal with...bN.
    halfof33 12140 2014-07-21 19:04:17.0 login to vote score -3
    Hai guize!

    @twittergarden

    Leaves.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 19:06:58.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: You realize that my potential partners have to deal with...bN.

    I wouldn't introduce them to this place for a long while.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 19:29:02.0 login to vote score 5
    `*tears*

    I just talked to my friend Dave.

    He was my sister's bf and my nephew's stepfather.

    Dave was one of the most intelligent people I'd ever met.

    Dave couldn't handle who he was, or what he could do as a person.

    Dave shot himself in the face in a suicide attempt years ago.

    Dave is still here.

    Dave is still my friend.

    I talked to Dave tonight for the first time in over a decade.





    I still love Dave, and Dave still loves me. (end of story)
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-21 20:04:02.0 login to vote score 10
    Hung out with some old friends tonight. Neato sky driving home

    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-21 20:18:39.0 login to vote score 6
    Omg guys! Everyone talk about their lives and going ons like a real Beer Garden.

    Seems to keep Ze Trolls away since they don't seem to get the purpose of this forever thread.
    fatsean 3838 2014-07-21 20:26:00.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: I was at a red light next to a showroom fresh Harley last week, fucking thing was quiet as hell. Beautiful machine when it isn't rednecked with by fucking with the exhaust.

    I wonder what they are going for. Power? Just loud for loud's sake?
    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:11:19.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

    Well, shit, FMB...I thought you posted this:

    You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone

    And since I got confused, I'll change my downvote to an upvote for your post. You're welcome...
    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:11:44.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Ok, between Band of Heathens and the new gf, I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be masterbaiting to!

    A brick.

    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:13:48.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Was thinking of you, so I just sent her Texas...

    Come Back To Texas??

    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:15:46.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga: Come Back To Texas??

    The Bush Twins wants you back.
    phoenix301 12664 2014-07-21 22:07:56.0 login to vote score 1
    oppob is kew commandoing
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:10:28.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: I feel all 17 again, with oversized feet and nowhere to put my hands.

    You put your hands in all the fun places, if you can talk her in to it.

    Feet are optional.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 22:16:34.0 login to vote score 4
    dogs laughter: You put your hands in all the fun places, if you can talk her in to it.

    Feet are optional.


    When fisting just isn't enough?
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:32:29.0 login to vote score 2
    karkfumm: I would SO buy this comic!

    I got to see both The Sting and Jaws when they came out. It's a pity that Robert Shaw died so young.
    texas raider 728 2014-07-21 22:33:48.0 login to vote score 5
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:34:53.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: When fisting just isn't enough?

    Now I have a new fantasy. Thanks, pervert.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:40:50.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider:

    Is that from the first Bond movie? They've made so many I can't keep up.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 22:56:00.0 login to vote score 3
    dogs laughter: Now I have a new fantasy. Thanks, pervert.

    I call rule 34. I want to see someone with a vagina on each foot


    Vagoo shoes
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:08:03.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: Vagoo shoes


    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-21 23:08:41.0 login to vote score 7
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:22:37.0 login to vote score 0
    phoenix301: oppob is kew commandoing

    Apparently he votes Republican.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:27:06.0 login to vote score 6
    While doing a GIS for "vagoo shoes" (I found that they do in fact exist!), I came across this, which I liked.


    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 23:47:06.0 login to vote score 2
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-22 00:21:58.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-07-22 00:35:46.0 login to vote score 0
    dogs laughter: Is that from the first Bond movie? They've made so many I can't keep up.

    It's from an anime called Hanayamata, though that is an obvious homage. ^_^
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 00:36:51.0 login to vote score 2
    dogs laughter:

    21st Century Ovoid Man?
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 01:22:15.0 login to vote score 2
    Going fishing when I get out of here.

    Got my fish sticks packed in my car
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 01:28:52.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: Going fishing when I get out of here.

    Got my fish sticks packed in my car



    maggotbrain 580 2014-07-22 01:36:57.0 login to vote score 4
    Vacation is srs bsns. Parasailing at 8 Am. Then heading to the Valley of the Temples to pay respects to my girlfriends Mom and Grandmother. Then I get to help my kidlet to learn to surf. As a nightcap, we get to see my girlfriend's cousin, Kamuelo Kahoano, perform at a local bar. I guess this guy is big stuff on the islands. From what I understand, he either won or was nominated for some Hawaiian Grammy awards. It is really endearing to see my folks soak up some of the real Hawaiian culture down here, rather than just be tourists. While hectic, this is turning out to be a great family reunion and introduction to the 'in-laws'. Bless me.
    ambition chicken 290 2014-07-22 01:42:49.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff:

    Here I thought Twitch invented the meme!
    maggotbrain 580 2014-07-22 02:03:17.0 login to vote score 3
    My mom and I have mutually agreed to declare war on Japanese pedestrians. We are working on our double team body block. Those bastards have no concept of personal space. :-)
    texas raider 728 2014-07-22 02:55:04.0 login to vote score 5
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 03:20:39.0 login to vote score 2
    I'd let you watch, I would invite you but the queens we use would not excite you.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 03:28:41.0 login to vote score 3
    I'm awake and can't go back to sleep. Going out to the farm this weekend, which gives me an hour and a half alone with one of my favorite supervisors (she's not my supervisor...in fact my department keeps hers in line. She is an indirect supervisor of -possible- gf's position) and distracts me from obsessing for a few minutes per day. I will also be returning with a little red wagon, which will ease shopping and laundry activities. I have already retained permission, if it works out, to break in the Opium Bed. That was somewhat surprising, as I wasn't sure I wouldn't be breaking it in with the hostess...but this arrangement works a lot better for me. And for hostess's husband, although he really doesn't seem to care much.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 04:03:31.0 login to vote score 3
    maggotbrain: Vacation is srs bsns. Parasailing at 8 Am. Then heading to the Valley of the Temples to pay respects to my girlfriends Mom and Grandmother. Then I get to help my kidlet to learn to surf. As a nightcap, we get to see my girlfriend's cousin, Kamuelo Kahoano, perform at a local bar. I guess this guy is big stuff on the islands. From what I understand, he either won or was nominated for some Hawaiian Grammy awards. It is really endearing to see my folks soak up some of the real Hawaiian culture down here, rather than just be tourists. While hectic, this is turning out to be a great family reunion and introduction to the 'in-laws'. Bless me.

    You still haven't posted any of the native girls for me

    random bacon 12498 2014-07-22 04:24:34.0 login to vote score 1
    fatsean: I wonder what they are going for. Power? Just loud for loud's sake?

    So that you by god notice them!

    See also Giant Truck Syndrome, i.e. overcompensation!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 05:06:02.0 login to vote score 5


    Pacifica is burning.

    Again.
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-07-22 06:48:09.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Pacifica is burning.

    Again.


    Some folks I had worked with years ago are on the incident command of the Carlton Complex in WA. It's supposed to cool down and perhaps rain this week though.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-07-22 06:59:18.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: [image removed]

    I'll bet those make lousy bait.
    lady tabernash 4405 2014-07-22 07:15:04.0 login to vote score 4
    vushtrriboy: Some folks I had worked with years ago are on the incident command of the Carlton Complex in WA. It's supposed to cool down and perhaps rain this week though.

    Just heard possible lightning showers tomorrow, that's what started the majority of the fires burning now.

    I've been watching the Chiwaukum and the R Road fires. I have close relatives that have been forced to evacuate.

    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 07:17:49.0 login to vote score 3
    lady tabernash: Just heard possible lightning showers tomorrow, that's what started the majority of the fires burning now.

    I've been watching the Chiwaukum and the R Road fires. I have close relatives that have been forced to evacuate.


    Stay safe. I hope your relatives' house will be OK.
    lady tabernash 4405 2014-07-22 07:25:34.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff: Stay safe. I hope your relatives' house will be OK.

    Thanks

    So far it depends on the wind, one family has a friend working the line and he told them that if it jumps there's no saving any of the homes there, they don't have the manpower or resources available to them.

    Guy was so sweet he offered to try and save 5 things and what window did she want him to break to get in.

    / like a broken window will matter lol
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 07:30:37.0 login to vote score 5
    I see it's nearly Christmas. I have started getting emails with this subject, and variants: "Here It Is: Santa Surprise Deal #11"

    Wat.
    stimp 2462 2014-07-22 07:42:45.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: I see it's nearly Christmas. I have started getting emails with this subject, and variants: "Here It Is: Santa Surprise Deal #11"

    Wat.


    They're probably referring to Santa's penis size.
    injuryproneerik 16 2014-07-22 08:15:17.0 login to vote score 9
    quinblake: Hung out with some old friends tonight. Neato sky driving home


    quick1 501 2014-07-22 08:18:25.0 login to vote score 9


    Too hoppy.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:18:43.0 login to vote score 3
    i caught the fish


    really HAMMERed those white hybrid bass today
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 08:25:33.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: i caught the fish
    really HAMMERed those white hybrid bass today


    Did you drop any?
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-07-22 08:28:49.0 login to vote score 3
    lady tabernash: Just heard possible lightning showers tomorrow, that's what started the majority of the fires burning now.

    I've been watching the Chiwaukum and the R Road fires. I have close relatives that have been forced to evacuate.


    Gah.

    /hides under his island bubble
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:31:35.0 login to vote score 5
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-22 08:35:18.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: Hung out with some old friends tonight. Neato sky driving home

    Is Canadia burning as well?
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-22 08:40:22.0 login to vote score 8
    I saw iggins in the grocery store yesterday.

    A guy had a grocery cart with baked beans, canned chili, ice cream, and broccoli.

    Another contender for the "most offensive bodily functions evar" award.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-22 08:49:48.0 login to vote score 4
    intentionally left blank: Is Canadia burning as well?

    It's just maple syrup outgassing, nothing to see here....


    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:54:11.0 login to vote score 3
    today's daily Sojin



    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:55:11.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: I saw iggins in the grocery store yesterday.

    A guy had a grocery cart with baked beans, canned chili, ice cream, and broccoli.

    Another contender for the "most offensive bodily functions evar" award.


    actually, i use refried beans



    cabbage AND broccoli





    also we go through a lot of ice cream in this house
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 08:58:48.0 login to vote score 3
    mimir 6886 2014-07-22 09:24:04.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: I saw iggins in the grocery store yesterday.

    A guy had a grocery cart with baked beans, canned chili, ice cream, and broccoli.

    Another contender for the "most offensive bodily functions evar" award.


    Needs more sriracha.

    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-22 09:26:41.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir: Needs more sriracha.

    I don't know if siracha adds to the.... olfactory experience.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 09:28:02.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: Did you drop any?

    I did have to throw some back
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 09:29:57.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: I don't know if siracha adds to the.... olfactory experience.

    My experience with it is that it breaks down easily enough to avoid a burning butthole. Red pepper flakes do not
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-22 09:34:38.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Is Canadia burning as well?

    Naw just a cool sunset during a rainshower.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-07-22 09:35:47.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: You still haven't posted any of the native girls for me

    Been too busy poopin' in a different time zone.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-22 09:41:29.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Been too busy poopin' in a different time zone.

    I want to poop in that time zone
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:16:53.0 login to vote score 3
    Okay, so I let the woman pick the day we meet next week.

    She picked Monday.

    Shall I take this as a good sign?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:24:09.0 login to vote score 3












    If there's anything incriminating, please strike. But this is where I spend most of my time. The flags and bunting are in honor of my nextcube neighbor who became a U.S. citizen last month.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:28:47.0 login to vote score 3
    Also, all the green parts of the dinosaur jungle are photosynthesizing on the windowsill, out of frame.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-22 10:29:51.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Okay, so I let the woman pick the day we meet next week.

    She picked Monday.

    Shall I take this as a good sign?


    Absolutely!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:36:35.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-22 10:43:55.0 login to vote score 1
    And yes, that is a Monster's Inc. lunchbag, TYVM.
    If you logged in, you could post here.