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  • mimir 6886 2014-11-26 15:39:04.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Picked up some live dungeness at that place we had oysters. Lines were out the door.

    Yum. That sounds quite nice, wait aside!
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 15:55:07.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Coconut oil in coffee or tea will make it pretty creamy tasting too.

    That's the main ingredient if you want to make your own powdered creamer.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 16:20:46.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That's the main ingredient if you want to make your own powdered creamer.

    That sounds good. Bet I can find how to make it.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 16:30:33.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: That sounds good. Bet I can find how to make it.

    Psssst, clickerdoodle
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-26 16:35:09.0 login to vote score 3


    Just try it. Come on man, don't be a pussy.
    phoenix301 12664 2014-11-26 16:47:42.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Today is Mother tabernash's 90th birthday (had she lived).

    I miss the old bat. I really do.

    So, HAPPY NATAL DAY MOM!


    ;-)


    How did you get to be older than your mom?








    *I KEED*
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-26 17:01:04.0 login to vote score 0
    phoenix301: How did you get to be older than your mom?








    *I KEED*


    Two words.


    New math.



    I hated new math, see what it has done?



    /and by new math you must remember we only had one number back then. Any number after that is new fangled!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 17:04:07.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Psssst, clickerdoodle

    Thanks!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 17:06:50.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Psssst, clickerdoodle

    Oh that looks easy!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 18:46:23.0 login to vote score 3
    STEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEE
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 18:49:18.0 login to vote score 5
    fatsean 3838 2014-11-26 18:55:36.0 login to vote score 0
    Just finished watching "Pain and Gain" on Netflix. It was not terrible. Marky Mark plays an idiot guy just like Brock Landers and no acting achievements were made...but I laughed more than I thought I would.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 19:15:47.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-26 19:22:03.0 login to vote score 1
    bN is slower than shit right now. Is it about to go down again?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 19:33:34.0 login to vote score 1
    Jennette McCurdy


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-26 19:50:15.0 login to vote score 1
    Dishwasher running. Feel awful. Going to bed.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 19:58:04.0 login to vote score 2
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-26 20:02:11.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Dishwasher running. Feel awful. Going to bed.

    Why do you feel awful when your wife goes out running?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:14:54.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:28:24.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:35:42.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:46:34.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:56:39.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 21:03:26.0 login to vote score 8
    i need this


    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 21:05:43.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: i need this
    [image removed]


    Doin it wrong mang, hatchet wound, not hatchet table.


    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-26 21:08:32.0 login to vote score 0
    Thinking about getting back into WoW. I have a problem.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 21:17:42.0 login to vote score 3
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-11-26 21:20:08.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 21:22:42.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: bN is slower than shit right now. Is it about to go down again?

    Like the Titanic on your mom.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 21:24:26.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 22:22:36.0 login to vote score 3
    clown blowjobs


    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 23:20:00.0 login to vote score 1
    this belongs to james may



    no joke



    this is his plane



    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-26 23:30:47.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: They put butter in tea?

    wow....


    Blecch!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 00:32:28.0 login to vote score 1
    DAMN YOU STEAM SALE DAMN YOU


    I AM THE PC MASTER RACE


    HEIL GABE N
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-27 00:38:20.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: [dog-cuzzi]

    Looks like Thailand. It's fricking hot there.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 00:51:03.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk: Thinking about getting back into WoW. I have a problem.

    Don't do it, go check out the steam sale
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 01:11:01.0 login to vote score 3
    Oh god they shot me.




    Right in the wallet
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 01:11:18.0 login to vote score 0
    churly brown: Looks like Thailand. It's fricking hot there.

    Hot thais
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-27 01:49:26.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Don't do it, go check out the steam saleTONIGHT'S THE NIGHT: http://youtu.be/bUo1PgKksgw
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-27 02:01:31.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Hot thais

    Hot tai day is tomorrow.
    Today was zombigirl's next to last rotation.
    Still thinking about how to get my photocopier.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 03:03:17.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Hot tai day is tomorrow.
    Today was zombigirl's next to last rotation.
    Still thinking about how to get my photocopier.


    Have her steal you a new one
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 03:04:54.0 login to vote score 2
    Happy poops giving everyone.


    All of you are going to take a giant dump later
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 03:56:42.0 login to vote score 2
    here is some thanksgiving Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 04:07:09.0 login to vote score 3
    burntman 1528 2014-11-27 04:14:29.0 login to vote score 0
    not exactly 11873 2014-11-27 04:15:32.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: i need this

    Looks a bit American Psycho.
    burntman 1528 2014-11-27 04:17:04.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 04:20:57.0 login to vote score 3
    this is what happens happens when rammstein plays a show


    burntman 1528 2014-11-27 04:22:39.0 login to vote score 0
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-11-27 04:45:04.0 login to vote score 1
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-11-27 04:46:46.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: this is what happens happens when rammstein plays a show

    Yes, every single show is that size.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-11-27 04:58:50.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Philip Hughes died

    Crap. That's sad and horrible.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-27 05:01:39.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: This is what I was watching from my office window this morning.

    Wow!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-27 05:02:25.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Philip Hughes died

    :( poor guy. What a bloody freak accident :(
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 05:03:16.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Philip Hughes died

    and he was wearing a helmet
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-27 05:10:37.0 login to vote score 3
    My pizza 'as gorn dahn the plug'ole...


    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-27 05:14:55.0 login to vote score 5
    burntman 1528 2014-11-27 05:21:48.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Wow!

    yeah, it's over now. The cops fired some rubber bullets and threw a couple of tear gas cannisters and everyone scattered. It's all quiet now.
    burntman 1528 2014-11-27 05:30:36.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: and he was wearing a helmet

    Bouncers are nasty. A good fastbowler can do some serious damage.


    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-27 06:00:57.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Happy poops giving everyone.


    All of you are going to take a giant dump later


    I'll be the one to decide that!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-27 06:20:48.0 login to vote score 6
    Happy Thanksgiving, bN!


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 06:53:41.0 login to vote score 0
    Gobble.

    Gobble.

    Turkey.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 07:15:06.0 login to vote score 0
    Thanksgiving is the day that all nations should give thanks to america
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 07:56:41.0 login to vote score 0
    I don't know what the hell was wrong with what I ate butt I keep planting myself on the toilet
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 07:57:10.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I'll be the one to decide that!

    I am having rage poop over for thanksgiving
    throwingknife 1634 2014-11-27 08:00:41.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 08:33:03.0 login to vote score 1
    My childhood buddy who lives in Australia posted pics of her Thanksgiving dinner. :)

    She single handily introduced sushi to Perth. It's now a thing.

    She has a restaurant style kitchen she built off her house for her catering business. She retired due to health reasons and turned the kitchen over to her daughter who is running a gluten free bakery. Her cakes are gorgeous! She recently posted a pic of her maple syrup and bacon cupcakes with butter cream frosting. I could almost taste them through the ipad! :)

    I need to go visit, and take Spongeboy with me. Would like to spend a couple of months.
    magic nipples 4315 2014-11-27 08:41:57.0 login to vote score 8
    Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...


    mimir 6886 2014-11-27 08:44:54.0 login to vote score 5
    Happy Thanksgiving to all you miscreants, be you Ameri can or not.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-27 08:45:37.0 login to vote score 3
    magic nipples: Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...

    [image removed]


    People like you are why I have fire extinguishers pretty much everywhere.
    markymary 10732 2014-11-27 08:57:01.0 login to vote score 1
    Hope you guys are having a Happy Fourth of July!!!!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-27 08:58:28.0 login to vote score 3
    magic nipples: Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...


    Hey!



    How are you!?? Stick around and chat a bit!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 09:17:29.0 login to vote score 2
    magic nipples: Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...


    OMG HI MAGIC LADY I LOVE YOU OK BYE BYE
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-27 09:19:28.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: OMG HI MAGIC LADY I LOVE YOU OK BYE BYE

    Lil too stronk there, lil buddy.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 09:27:40.0 login to vote score 1
    Go up vote my jet engine boner
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 09:28:06.0 login to vote score 0
    Lil too stronk there, lil buddy.</quotethat's what Mindy from the Animaniacs says
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-11-27 09:37:20.0 login to vote score 2
    Have a good holiday everyone, I'm off to the GF's place to give thanks,...
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 09:41:52.0 login to vote score 3
    magic nipples: Happy Thanksgiving bN! Have a great holiday!

    ...or else...


    Same to you, and almost everyone else!

    I have a lot to be thankful for, and more all the time.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-27 10:01:58.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: i need this

    Well, you have pretty good taste. That's a start.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 10:04:12.0 login to vote score 7
    No turkey. I will not pardon you nor will I give you clemency or even a stay of execution.

    You, turkey, are guilty. You are guilty of being a delicious game bird that, when properly stuffed with aromatics and slowly roasted, is a bountiful treat for a family gathering.

    You have shown no remorse for your crime of being delicious and have stated repeatedly that, if you had to do it all over again, you would still be just as succulent. Because of this, I see no reason why the jury's assessment of guilt on the issue of your delectability should be tampered with. To intrude on the province of the finder of fact, which has found that you are mouth-watering and delicious, would be a gross miscarriage of justice.

    You, turkey, must die. May whatever turkey god you believe in have mercy on your turkey soul.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-11-27 10:09:41.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: Nah. Put all that weird stuff in my tea. Putting butter in tea is an Indian and in some middle Eastern countries a way to drink tea. I should have had honey instead of the truvia, in hindsight. Still good. I might brew another.

    Have you tried cannabutter in tea?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:13:07.0 login to vote score 2


    Mostly for osiris and puff. The revenge of the Brits is in the kew.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:13:40.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: No turkey. I will not pardon you nor will I give you clemency or even a stay of execution.

    You, turkey, are guilty. You are guilty of being a delicious game bird that, when properly stuffed with aromatics and slowly roasted, is a bountiful treat for a family gathering.

    You have shown no remorse for your crime of being delicious and have stated repeatedly that, if you had to do it all over again, you would still be just as succulent. Because of this, I see no reason why the jury's assessment of guilt on the issue of your delectability should be tampered with. To intrude on the province of the finder of fact, which has found that you are mouth-watering and delicious, would be a gross miscarriage of justice.

    You, turkey, must die. May whatever turkey god you believe in have mercy on your turkey soul.


    If turkeys dream, they dream of being theropods.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-11-27 10:14:11.0 login to vote score 4
    totalsecurity: Same to you, and almost everyone else!

    I have a lot to be thankful for, and more all the time.


    Yeah, I feel pretty damn lucky myself. Especially when I think of where I was at this time last year.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:15:43.0 login to vote score 3
    After a second look at that map, can I live in the "gay people & pensioners/music festivals" area? Sounds great.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:33:44.0 login to vote score 2
    7 goddamned degrees F, H 82%, wind 5mph
    trigonman3 63 2014-11-27 10:33:45.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:40:44.0 login to vote score 1
    Need voats in kew, protein and carb-drunk reprobates.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 10:45:13.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: Have you tried cannabutter in tea?

    Have I? You gotta be kidding me. Has anybody ever fas has been decided to use even more need to go do more like?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 10:57:35.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Have I? You gotta be kidding me. Has anybody ever fas has been decided to use even more need to go do more like?

    Cannabutter causes fetal alcohol syndrome?

    Well I never....
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 11:12:20.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: 7 goddamned degrees F, H 82%, wind 5mph

    Got got back from a pre-dawn hike, it's 10F with a slight breeze. I'll be grilling some turkey soon.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-27 11:18:05.0 login to vote score 0
    Can someone tell me if the turkey speech is copy pasta? I nabbed it from the comment section on a gawker article.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 12:05:11.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: Got got back from a pre-dawn hike, it's 10F with a slight breeze. I'll be grilling some turkey soon.

    I'm having leftover fish pad thai.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 12:37:56.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: I'm having leftover fish pad thai.

    Dogs may now be classified as 'livestock' here. I don't plan to raise any for food, as poultry and especially rabbits are a better RoI. The dogs also have a job, protecting the actual livestock.

    I'm soon to be grilling a locally-grown hormone-free-range turkey breast and wings. Focaccia dressing, various vegetables, mashed potatoes and gravy made with the stock. The dogs got their usual and 2 hot dogs each, frozen. I'll make them some of the feast later. Rabbits get the vegetable trimmings, which I would normally use for stock. Also rabbits do not like asparagus or squash.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-27 13:35:12.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: Dogs may now be classified as 'livestock' here. I don't plan to raise any for food, as poultry and especially rabbits are a better RoI. The dogs also have a job, protecting the actual livestock.

    I'm soon to be grilling a locally-grown hormone-free-range turkey breast and wings. Focaccia dressing, various vegetables, mashed potatoes and gravy made with the stock. The dogs got their usual and 2 hot dogs each, frozen. I'll make them some of the feast later. Rabbits get the vegetable trimmings, which I would normally use for stock. Also rabbits do not like asparagus or squash.


    Asparagus? That's odd.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 13:41:53.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Asparagus? That's odd.

    They will eat every part of a banana, avocado, papaya, mango, or cucumber, but not asparagus or squash. They'll eat corn husks and stalks but not the ears, however they will eat the chickens food. They love Birch and will gnaw the branches and bark off. Their new home is free to come and go for them, but they don't go far. And they get bored with the same old diet. I think they are at least as smart as cats.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-27 13:43:28.0 login to vote score 0
    And ass-paragus has frustrated me for years. I have tried everything and have yet to get a crop, so don't mention that cursed taxo again.
    maggotbrain 580 Thu Nov 27 15:11:51 PST 2014 login to vote score 1
    Happy take-a-break-from-shitting-on-other-people-and-preparing-for-consumer-madness-day goes well. Hope all you and your loved ones are well.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 Thu Nov 27 15:44:45 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    I've had so much butter today, I may just spontaneously lactate.
    If you logged in, you could post here.