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  • iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:10:23.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: League of Legends titty-cam.

    link?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:10:45.0 login to vote score 9
    so this is why Grahams married an American


    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:12:31.0 login to vote score 0
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    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:24:24.0 login to vote score 1
    To love is to Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 22:47:13.0 login to vote score 3
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-30 22:53:44.0 login to vote score 4
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    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 23:03:43.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 23:05:40.0 login to vote score 3
    when ever i get asked where do i see myself in five years at a job interview


    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:11:36.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: That was an extremely hairy lady bit.

    Reminds me of a sadistic drug addled walking carpet.


    If you'd stop engaging sasquatch, maybe she'd go away.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:13:48.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Posting from the airport on the way home.

    Because fuck you.


    MIMIR! If you don't stop posting twitter shitter updates here, I'm going to RIP OFF YOUR BALLS and then just throw them on the ground and walk away because it's not YOU USE THEM!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:15:12.0 login to vote score 2
    hobo as a nerd: But but but.......... That is a girls bike!

    I hate to break it to you, but spongegirl is indeed...a female.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 23:17:41.0 login to vote score 9
    the shit i put up with at work



    iggins 5808 2014-10-30 23:18:07.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: MIMIR! If you don't stop posting twitter shitter updates here, I'm going to RIP OFF YOUR BALLS and then just throw them on the ground and walk away because it's not YOU USE THEM!

    i twitter on the shitter.


    but mostly i play candy crush
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:19:11.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: and

    I don't understand what is happening in this picture.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:19:39.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: so this is why Grahams married an American

    You're gonna get shadowbanned!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-30 23:31:58.0 login to vote score 2
    I went out to a lame work party and ate over half a pizza. About two hours later I was home and took a poop. Everything was fine.

    I just had a disturbing gurgling which generally means things are about to go south as in...rage poop time.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-31 00:25:50.0 login to vote score 8
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-31 00:40:24.0 login to vote score 2
    Haha, Iggins.
    I'm meeting your hothothakkamama in 21 minutes!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:07:01.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Haha, Iggins.
    I'm meeting your hothothakkamama in 21 minutes!


    stick it where she poops
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:22:39.0 login to vote score 1
    here is more CL


    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:30:22.0 login to vote score 6
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    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:44:49.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 01:53:35.0 login to vote score 0
    spam siting in the QUEUEUE



    SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER, WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 02:30:10.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: snu snu

    I used to like being spongy and bruised.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 02:32:24.0 login to vote score 6
    spongegirl circleskirt: I used to like being spongy and bruised.

    Thanks Fibrobama!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 02:34:22.0 login to vote score 1
    dammit, why does no one every tag my horsecock loves phil tag
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-31 02:35:45.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: stick it where she poops

    Iggurt,

    here's what happened. We were chatting about kawaii. I couldn't remember if I'd seem 可愛い in kanji or not. But ke3 ai2 made sense as a phrase. We talked about my shitty Ed Hardy knock-off 帽子-T. (C'mon... it says "Beowulf, dragon flutter, ground power, adventure energy!!! In gebrochene Schrift...) Then, she showed me the hoodie she wants. And spent 15 minutes showing pics and complaining about not having the $60.

    The message is clear: I could tap it for $60.

    That is so heart-breaking that I could never do it. Hell, I'm paying her friend twice that to accompany me to dinner and tell me what people said later. I might hire this girl.

    That's me... Cap'n Sav-A-Ho. I wish I could set you up. She's not a drunk, not as ... antiseptic ... as most of your ladies, but... nice.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 03:20:48.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Iggurt,

    here's what happened. We were chatting about kawaii. I couldn't remember if I'd seem 可愛い in kanji or not. But ke3 ai2 made sense as a phrase. We talked about my shitty Ed Hardy knock-off 帽子-T. (C'mon... it says "Beowulf, dragon flutter, ground power, adventure energy!!! In gebrochene Schrift...) Then, she showed me the hoodie she wants. And spent 15 minutes showing pics and complaining about not having the $60.

    The message is clear: I could tap it for $60.

    That is so heart-breaking that I could never do it. Hell, I'm paying her friend twice that to accompany me to dinner and tell me what people said later. I might hire this girl.

    That's me... Cap'n Sav-A-Ho. I wish I could set you up. She's not a drunk, not as ... antiseptic ... as most of your ladies, but... nice.


    so for 60 bucks, i can find love?
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-31 03:29:11.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: so for 60 bucks, i can find love?

    What is love, but a weakness? An exploit? An unpatched security breech? She's an okay kid. I think she has money problems, which may be worse than a drinking problem.

    Laws act like you pay a whore so she'll fuck you. You pay a whore so she goes away.

    She could do much worse than you. The ugliness of the world is that I may get to watch her do exactly that!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 03:34:32.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: What is love, but a weakness? An exploit? An unpatched security breech? She's an okay kid. I think she has money problems, which may be worse than a drinking problem.

    Laws act like you pay a whore so she'll fuck you. You pay a whore so she goes away.

    She could do much worse than you. The ugliness of the world is that I may get to watch her do exactly that!


    what is love?


    baby don't hurt me

    don't hurt me



    no more
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-10-31 04:37:38.0 login to vote score 0
    hobo as a nerd: There is apparently considerable evidence that bike helmets do more harm than good. Decent acceptance of bike riders is a definite benefit though.

    There is a lot of cherry picked info out there about this and helmet discussions usually devolve into flame wars.
    Here's a decent summary. If you go off to the Googles, you end up with pony sites galore arguing about government intrusion, shoddy science, etc.

    Personally, I won't ride without a helmet. I had a pretty serious crash years ago where my head smacked the pavement. There's a pony site that says my helmet didn't protect me at all, but I beg to differ.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-31 04:40:27.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: spam siting in the QUEUEUE



    SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER, WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    metal sucks.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 05:15:12.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: metal sucks.

    you suck
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 05:18:59.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 05:28:46.0 login to vote score 0
    aww jesus i got blood everywhere
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-10-31 05:31:04.0 login to vote score 2
    Good morning, guys!

    Smile time: Do you know the Iggy Azalea song "Black Widow"? I was hanging out with my four year old niece, and she started singing that song. She sang, "I'm gonna love ya, like a black little baby..."

    So cute!
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-10-31 05:31:26.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: aww jesus i got blood everywhere

    Umm, wat?
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-31 05:32:27.0 login to vote score 3
    burntman: metal sucks.

    Meh... I'd suck metal if it was metal enough.


    Rob Halford, call me.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-31 05:47:59.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: you suck

    Nope.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 06:03:31.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 06:05:32.0 login to vote score 0
    nerd by proxy: Umm, wat?

    i cut myself, and it bled
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 06:06:15.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 06:08:47.0 login to vote score 1
    I bet Sojin likes huskies


    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 06:12:17.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Nope.

    yes
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-31 06:17:11.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: dammit, why does no one every tag my horsecock loves phil tag

    BECAUSE IT'S TWO IN THE BLEEDING A.M.!! Chillax.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-31 06:20:54.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-31 06:30:01.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman:

    Oppan iggy style.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 06:30:35.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 06:31:11.0 login to vote score 3
    roddikinsathome: BECAUSE IT'S TWO IN THE BLEEDING A.M.!! Chillax.

    You day walkers
    astronaut love triangle 12527 2014-10-31 06:35:17.0 login to vote score 0
    hobo as a nerd: There is apparently considerable evidence that bike helmets do more harm than good. Decent acceptance of bike riders is a definite benefit though.

    My dad was an ER doc...he would have disagreed with you.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-31 06:39:35.0 login to vote score 5
    burntman 1528 2014-10-31 06:43:54.0 login to vote score 0
    hobo as a nerd: There is apparently considerable evidence that bike helmets do more harm than good.

    no. There really isn't.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-31 06:45:20.0 login to vote score 0
    hobo as a nerd: There is apparently considerable evidence that bike helmets do more harm than good. .

    oops, I thought you were talking about motorbikes. My bad.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-31 06:52:49.0 login to vote score 0
    Movie thread in der q.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-31 06:53:05.0 login to vote score 3
    0647 and dark and stormy.

    Not Noah get the ark stormy, but just enough to limit visibility at this hour.

    Rules say we don't take take the road until half an hour after sunrise unless there is some serious lighting put up around us. Nice thing about the tree crew is that they don't really fire up until about 0830.

    That means that I get paid for sitting in my steel raincoat from 0700 until then.

    It's good to suck the corporate teat.

    Libs rule!
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-31 06:53:26.0 login to vote score 5
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-31 06:57:39.0 login to vote score 1
    And the end time is 1430. 45 minutes for lunch and one half hour break.

    It's like the scene from Office Space with the Bobs. "I only do about a half hour work on any given day."

    Good work if you can get it.

    ;-)
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-31 07:04:14.0 login to vote score 1
    BTW on MeTV all day today is Svengolie doing the intros for the retro TV shows.

    Much camp.

    Many groans.

    Svengolie rocks!
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-31 07:19:45.0 login to vote score 0
    Judging by the q I think I'm glad I have the tag cloud off...
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-31 07:45:10.0 login to vote score 4
    Oh noes!

    I am experiencing a workplace issue that is ergonomically wrong. I should file a complaint!

    The area is very hilly and I am parked off the road in the safest place possible.

    Facing downhill.

    I keep slipping forward in the seat.

    There is no other place to park. I am FORCED to park here and slowly slide towards the steering wheel.

    Yeah, I know, it's brutal. I don't know how they expect me to work under these conditions.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-31 07:54:37.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Judging by the q I think I'm glad I have the tag cloud off...

    Sometimes you have the tag cloud off, sometimes the tag cloud offs you.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-31 07:59:49.0 login to vote score 3
    Saw this in the tag cloud...

    bawwwwwwwwwwww i am the moderator pffhfhfpfhfhphfh

    This should be the standard kick message in mod threads.
    someone who may or may not be thread admin 2014-10-31 08:16:13.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork has had his desk moved to the basement

    bawwwwwwwwwwww i am the moderator pffhfhfpfhfhphfh




    churly brown 12899 2014-10-31 08:38:03.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: You day walkers

    Smells like first world.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-31 08:46:00.0 login to vote score 6
    texas raider 728 2014-10-31 08:52:08.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-10-31 08:57:12.0 login to vote score 7
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-10-31 08:57:54.0 login to vote score 5
    cardinal puff: [image removed]

    Security cam from the Squatch employment agency?
    texas raider 728 2014-10-31 08:58:10.0 login to vote score 6
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-31 08:59:18.0 login to vote score 10
    texas raider 728 2014-10-31 09:01:47.0 login to vote score 5
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-31 09:02:53.0 login to vote score 10
    texas raider 728 2014-10-31 09:05:00.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-10-31 09:09:37.0 login to vote score 8
    abbynormal 1917 2014-10-31 09:10:10.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: oops, I thought you were talking about motorbikes. My bad.

    My helmet saved my life when I got hit on my motorcycle. Only an idiot would not wear one.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-31 09:52:09.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: My helmet saved my life when I got hit on my motorcycle. Only an idiot would not wear one.

    "Real" bikers don't need no brain bucket! Or some alpha male bullshizzle like that.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 09:56:22.0 login to vote score 2
    i better have a lot of girls in slutty costumes at work tonight
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 09:56:58.0 login to vote score 0
    aaaw jesus i working with that old pervert who can't keep his mouth shut, well so much for talking to women tonight
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-31 09:59:44.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff:

    Et tu, cardinal?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 10:04:15.0 login to vote score 2
    I had a pain free window of about an hour last night. It was nice while it lasted.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-31 10:07:50.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I had a pain free window of about an hour last night. It was nice while it lasted.

    Did you ever figure out what that doodad from the bike was?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 10:09:50.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: If you'd stop engaging sasquatch, maybe she'd go away.

    I never reply to her anymore.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 10:10:10.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Did you ever figure out what that doodad from the bike was?

    Yeah! A spoke wrench!
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-31 10:17:20.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Yeah! A spoke wrench!

    I never would have guessed that.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 10:21:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Dammit I don't want to work with the gross jackass tonight.


    Every since he started working one 3rd shift a week there has been a steady decline in female patrons.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 10:28:32.0 login to vote score 0
    i hope it rains hard all day, cause it will be hard to sleep with all those kids ringing the door bell and my dogs barking every time
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 10:35:46.0 login to vote score 1
    god dammit, i'm going to be the grinch who stole halloween
    texas raider 728 2014-10-31 10:35:50.0 login to vote score 5
    saturday ninja 3494 2014-10-31 10:49:31.0 login to vote score 1
    rarararararrarra that it! i don't a have a costume but i am going tricktreetang with my faggot kids as a were-dyke dressed as wonderwimm, who thinks she's queen of all women -hillary clinton- , sporting clothes iron in each hand. ararararrararr i r fikin briltinat!
    mikeflstfi 4335 2014-10-31 10:50:04.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    And that right there is why I want to go to space.
    zolividor 642 2014-10-31 10:57:41.0 login to vote score 5
    mikeflstfi: And that right there is why I want to go to space.


    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-31 11:12:52.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider:

    My long-ago cat Vermin used to do that to our other guy. We came to associate his name with any missing or stolen goods about the house.

    "Mom, I had some chicken in the fridge and someone Verminized it!"
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-31 11:18:31.0 login to vote score 1
    zolividor:

    iminspace

    spaaaaaaaaace
    zolividor 642 2014-10-31 11:20:48.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi: iminspace

    spaaaaaaaaace


    Right there! That guy gets it.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-31 11:31:14.0 login to vote score 8
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-31 11:32:10.0 login to vote score 5
    Posting from chez tabernash.

    Because fuck mimir!


    Actually, I worked for about an hour in the rain and then they said go home, see ya Monday.

    BTW, I am still getting paid (until 1500 hours).


    Now for some Svengoolie!

    And adult beverages.

    And legal WA pot.


    ;-)
    texas raider 728 2014-10-31 11:45:19.0 login to vote score 7
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-10-31 11:46:40.0 login to vote score 6
    Slow day at work, and we did a mad lib based on a page from 50 Shades of Gray. It was as awesome as you'd imagine.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-31 12:16:11.0 login to vote score 1
    nerd by proxy: Slow day at work, and we did a mad lib based on a page from 50 Shades of Gray. It was as awesome as you'd imagine.

    Giggity
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-10-31 12:41:36.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider: [image removed]

    Your litter box will be EXTERMINATED!
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-10-31 12:44:07.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Giggity

    You think giggity until he sensually scratches the nape of your neck with his toenail.
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-31 13:41:09.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: dammit, why does no one every tag my horsecock loves phil tag

    Okay, you have murdered the tag cloud. Happy?
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 13:49:34.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Giggity

    Sorry, bro, but Jimin and I couldn't make it. Had to do work stuff and it's pouring.
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2014-10-31 14:04:02.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I hate to break it to you, but spongegirl is indeed...a female.

    Now you tell me.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 14:25:49.0 login to vote score 2
    More bike riding. About five miles again. :)
    FREEEEDDDOOOOMMMM!
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 14:30:03.0 login to vote score 1
    Ed Lee's speechwriter should have him thank the Chevrolet guy for setting the bar low enough and then proceed to congratulate Michael Jordan and his fellow Los Angeles Dodgers on winning the Super Bowl.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-31 14:38:06.0 login to vote score 4
    Dawn while camping:


    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-31 14:53:20.0 login to vote score 6
    Out with the Halloween candy at CVS:



    Looks kind of pluggy to me
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 15:12:02.0 login to vote score 1
    Music montage for player introductions:

    Sweet Emotion / Aerosmith
    Burn / Ellie Goulding
    Electric Feel / MGMT
    Fist Pump (Giants Remix) / HardNox
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 15:16:20.0 login to vote score 0
    Here we go. It's Ed Lee time!
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 15:23:07.0 login to vote score 2
    OK, dude. You have managed to not completely alienate the crowd this time. Quit while you're ahead and let us hear from the people who actually were involved.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-31 15:54:50.0 login to vote score 2
    Tonight I am handing out Smarties and plastic cockroaches:



    Both seem to be well received
    burntman 1528 2014-10-31 16:04:55.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: My helmet saved my life when I got hit on my motorcycle. Only an idiot would not wear one.

    Agreed, but theyre talking about bicycles. I dont know anything about bicycles. Because I am not a girl.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-31 16:07:31.0 login to vote score 0
    EREPORTER SPAM in da kew!
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 16:13:26.0 login to vote score 1
    Speaker reviews:

    Ed Lee: Dullsville
    Larry Baer: Too long
    Sabes: Succinct and solid, brilliantly handled Sandoval resigning issue
    Bochy: Somewhat awkward
    Spanish Broadcasters, Panda, White Shark: Spanish
    Lopez: short
    Affeldt: TOTALLY NAILS AND IF YOU ARE WATCHING A REBROADCAST STREAM JUST START HERE (unless you understand Spanish)
    Kuip: Nice zoo animal references, gets the crowd to tell all those opponents in order to get OUT 'O HERE (I think he did this same schtick for the last two parades too, but it never gets old)
    Kruk: I sure hope he can keep working in spite of his body breaking down on him. His passion is unmatched. Steve Perry shoutout, nod to Jim Harbaugh, subtle Sandoval quote about the fans to entice him to stay. WE ARE THE GIANTS! WE ARE SAN FRANCISCO! WE ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!
    Hudson: Sounds like Boomhauer. Really feel great for the guy.
    Vogelsong: *leads crowd in inside clubhouse chant*, tribute to Robin Williams
    Posey: Warns Pence that they're on live TV, so "choose your words wisely, pal".
    Bumgarner: Down to earth, credits the fans
    Pence: makes Hudson do crazy dance, leads crowd in "YES YES YES" chant, "why do they give me the microphone?", "re-sign Pablo"
    quinblake 1476 2014-10-31 16:38:11.0 login to vote score 0
    About 40 trick or treaters so far and we've only been at it for about 40 minutes!
    strayling 20 2014-10-31 16:41:39.0 login to vote score 4
    For Halloween, give trick or treaters as much candy as they can carry, but make them promise to brush their teeth afterwards, while handing them a toothbrush and a fun-size tube of wasabi.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-31 16:51:38.0 login to vote score 1
    No trick or treaters here. The legend of "THE FIRE HOSE OF DOOM" apparently is known and even the teens won't dare come near my house now.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-31 16:53:00.0 login to vote score 3
    strayling: For Halloween, give trick or treaters as much candy as they can carry, but make them promise to brush their teeth afterwards, while handing them a toothbrush and a fun-size tube of wasabi.

    Heh.

    Worst trick or treat I ever got was a scoop of mashed potatoes. This old guy who obviously was going senile dumped a scoop of mashed potatoes in my bag. Apparently I wasn't the only one because his house looked like an egg truck and toilet paper truck had a crash and exploded on it.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-31 16:57:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Hmmm, I'm inspired now. Check the kew for a discussion in a couple minutes.
    strayling 20 2014-10-31 17:00:23.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Heh.

    Worst trick or treat I ever got was a scoop of mashed potatoes. This old guy who obviously was going senile dumped a scoop of mashed potatoes in my bag. Apparently I wasn't the only one because his house looked like an egg truck and toilet paper truck had a crash and exploded on it.


    Free toilet paper! And I bet there was some good eating on those eggs.
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2014-10-31 17:00:26.0 login to vote score 1
    Cold and Windy here. Only 37 Trick or Treaters as it draws to a close. On the plus side, I got to get all get off my lawn on the 2 derps who tried to take more than one.
    strayling 20 2014-10-31 17:16:24.0 login to vote score 3
    You lurking, Lady/Tabs? Having been to my place, I expect you'll agree that any kid who's brave enough to get to my front door deserves a medal of some sort.

    They won't get one, mind.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-31 17:37:06.0 login to vote score 1
    hobo as a nerd: Cold and Windy here. Only 37 Trick or Treaters as it draws to a close. On the plus side, I got to get all get off my lawn on the 2 derps who tried to take more than one.

    One? One?


    ONE?!


    quinblake 1476 2014-10-31 17:39:50.0 login to vote score 1
    hobo as a nerd: Cold and Windy here. Only 37 Trick or Treaters as it draws to a close. On the plus side, I got to get all get off my lawn on the 2 derps who tried to take more than one.

    Cold and windy here too. It was 13F this morning, warmed up to 33F for this evening though.
    libs keep banning me 9992 2014-10-31 17:51:09.0 login to vote score 3
    I wonder if we'll have a sasquatch sighting this Halloween.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-31 17:59:19.0 login to vote score 4
    libs keep banning me: I wonder if we'll have a sasquatch sighting this Halloween.

    Don't bet on it. This is the one day of the year she can walk about freely without scaring the living fuck out of everyone she encounters. She's probably untethered herself and is roaming free.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-31 18:09:19.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Speaker reviews:

    Spanish Broadcasters, Panda, White Shark: Spanish


    Wat.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-31 18:10:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Is it over yet?
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-31 18:12:47.0 login to vote score 1
    Anyone interested in shift work in a NOC in Seattle? We could use a couple of folks with Juniper and Cisco knowledge. Manager keep bringing in folks who can barely spell SSH. Yes, I realize that I am resorting to bN for this. I actually have interviewed MUCH worse. Bio me for details.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 18:43:52.0 login to vote score 2
    libs keep banning me: I wonder if we'll have a sasquatch sighting this Halloween.

    Oh now why did you have to do that?
    *smack*
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-31 18:46:30.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Agreed, but theyre talking about bicycles. I dont know anything about bicycles. Because I am not a girl.

    Hitler and Lance Armstrong have a set of balls between them.
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2014-10-31 18:55:40.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: One? One?


    ONE?!


    Yes one. Maybe next year we can give out gliders or 9 inch rubber balls again. Poverty sucks.
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 19:08:58.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Wat.

    Giants have lots of animal nicknames. Pablo Sandoval got glossed "Panda" when the movie "Kung-Fu Panda" was popular, and Gregor Blanco has become The White Shark. They were introduced by Spanish broadcasters Erwin Higueros and Tito Fuentes in Spanish and spoke in Spanish and I have no idea what any of them said.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-31 20:01:48.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Giants have lots of animal nicknames.

    And if you ever forget their names, just say "Brandon" and chances are you will get the right name.
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-31 20:30:56.0 login to vote score 1
    Tara Strong has a nice badonkadonk.

    Further bulletins as events warrant.
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 20:38:36.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi: And if you ever forget their names, just say "Brandon" and chances are you will get the right name.

    Less true than it was early in the year when Hicks was starting at 2nd, but still viable. It's too early to read tea leaves, but when pretty much every single speaker made some sort of "re-sign Panda" reference, including Sabean telling Baer "hey, my pockets are a little light here", I have a tough time believing that's a coincidence. I'm about twice as confident as I was a week ago that he'll be back, but then again it could very well end up being an albatross contract.

    There will be plenty of time to worry about that later, though.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-31 20:41:49.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: but when pretty much every single speaker made some sort of "re-sign Panda" reference

    Game 7 of the World Series the Giants got 8 hits. Four of those were Panda. I know that's only one data point, but that is a very significant data point.
    sabine 745 2014-10-31 21:34:14.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi: Game 7 of the World Series the Giants got 8 hits. Four of those were Panda. I know that's only one data point, but that is a very significant data point.

    So were those three home runs against Verlander in 2012. He was brutal for the first couple of months of the season at the plate, but he was in the lineup more or less all year and was definitely a plus defender at a tough position. I have to resist the urge to make jokes about how his gravitational pull makes balls come to him, but he really is a remarkable athlete, he's a homegrown talent, a huge marketing asset, and I think they'll overpay him the same way they did Lincecum. Whether the union and his agent will go along is another thing, because an AL team could definitely get more out of him as a part-time DH, although I have heard him say he doesn't really like doing that.
    kesshi 1556 Fri Oct 31 22:04:29 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    Here's a confused boner inducing image for Iggins:


    texas raider 728 Fri Oct 31 22:06:06 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    If you logged in, you could post here.