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  • iggins 5808 2014-07-31 21:23:56.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: So while the family is away, the Mimir will play. Been to two (soon three) movies this week, going target shooting Saturday, and happy hour tomorrow.

    Fuck. Yeah.


    you should eat a whole pizza while you are at it
    mimir 6886 2014-07-31 22:35:23.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: Sounds great. We have a long weekend coming up, Monday is a holiday. Going to do a date night, replace the kitchen faucet and definitely beer will be involved.

    I should've taken Monday as a "fuck you, because" vacation day. Oh well. Still having a blast.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-31 22:37:53.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: I'm jealous. I go on-call tomorrow and I have to fix my toilet this weekend. The stupid fill valve broke *again* so it constantly runs. Have to turn it off at the source every time I flush. And there will be no beer involved since I quit drinking a week ago.

    At Lowe's they have a flush valve replacement kit that has an auto shutoff for leaky flapper. As long as you're in there anyway, may be a more long term fix. I think the company name is korky.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 22:55:24.0 login to vote score 2
    coelecanth 10809 2014-07-31 23:17:29.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: I'm jealous. I go on-call tomorrow and I have to fix my toilet this weekend. The stupid fill valve broke *again* so it constantly runs. Have to turn it off at the source every time I flush. And there will be no beer involved since I quit drinking a week ago.

    Silly question, is the water level adjusted properly? I've seen more than one set to where it fills above the overflow tube and keeps running.

    A cracked overflow tube will make it run a lot, too.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-31 23:38:26.0 login to vote score 3
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    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-01 00:14:18.0 login to vote score -2
    i wonder when strip clubs will join with the gyms so showe options are available, and they can mutate into the steam room firehose brothel theyre destined to feed and fill the vampire economy with, in the future.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-01 00:18:12.0 login to vote score -2
    would be nice at the top of a mountain, since that would add skiing to recreational activities and the snowbirds can trickle down warning signs of being abducted by zombie protohumans.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-01 00:24:17.0 login to vote score -2
    because almost having a heart attack then dashing out of the hot tubes would likely bunch the blockage worse, and some invigorating anticoagulant might be able to hasten the process of destroying enough that the oxygen flow relaxes reflexive smooth muscle cramps for a better, faster recovery.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-01 00:48:19.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: My cat is licking out a dish that had key lime pie in it... Wat???


    karkfumm: One of ours loved to lick our ice cream bowls clean. Wonderful baffling creatures.

    It's my opinion that animals should never be given foods with sugar in them. Animals can't brush their teeth and sugar is the leading cause of tooth decay.

    Maybe I worry too much.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 00:54:53.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 01:01:40.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 01:30:44.0 login to vote score 0
    fuck it i'm moving


    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 01:37:57.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 01:51:09.0 login to vote score 2
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-01 04:31:38.0 login to vote score -1
    dogs laughter: It's my opinion that animals should never be given foods with sugar in them. Animals can't brush their teeth and sugar is the leading cause of tooth decay.

    Maybe I worry too much.


    probably. you also have to factor in the quadrapedal adaptations involving lesser bone densities from dispersed center of gravity and the factor of higher specialisation in form factors to artificial selection during domestication, and remember for every microbial issue we see is as specialised as human biological progression, and that the animals tend to respond to nature with similar force to our extremely potent metabolisms that likely have way more sensitivity than is needed for survival.

    sugar is probably more dangerous to their organs more than teeth because of mammalian-rat gene bottlenecks, as they get orders of magnitude less fluoride that would increase chemical pressure in microbial burrowing through natural calcium structures driven and maintained by healthy stem cell allocations.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-08-01 04:46:22.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: fuck it i'm moving

    I wonder what a used BJ goes for
    markymary 10732 2014-08-01 05:42:10.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 05:55:38.0 login to vote score 0
    I caught the fish
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-01 06:42:31.0 login to vote score 5
    I just played the word "coot" in words with friends. I feel dirty.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 06:59:06.0 login to vote score 6
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-01 07:16:31.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    I'll take 'em both.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 07:40:05.0 login to vote score 0
    This morning has already been intolerably long.
    libs keep banning me 9992 2014-08-01 08:15:37.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: This morning has already been intolerably long.

    I'm counting down the seconds to lunch. Fridays we go out as a department and partake in margaritas and mojitos.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-01 08:22:59.0 login to vote score 1
    T. G. I. Freakin' Friday.

    Blech.

    Wanna go home now.
    fatsean 3838 2014-08-01 08:27:17.0 login to vote score 1
    Mandatory education Friday! You will learn about the company's latest offerings!
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 08:31:02.0 login to vote score 6
    libs keep banning me: I'm counting down the seconds to lunch. Fridays we go out as a department and partake in margaritas and mojitos.

    I hate you.



    I really need to find my niche in the world....
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 08:31:24.0 login to vote score 2
    fatsean: Mandatory education Friday! You will learn about the company's latest offerings!

    Euphemism bingo day!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 08:32:21.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: I just played the word "coot" in words with friends. I feel dirty.

    Cube dweller.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-01 08:33:55.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I hate you.



    I really need to find my niche in the world....


    Come West Young Man!
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 08:39:13.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Come West Young Man!

    2 or 3 years, she wants to move before the kid is in 5th grade, soooooooo.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-01 08:42:57.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: 2 or 3 years, she wants to move before the kid is in 5th grade, soooooooo.

    I'll gladly send a Californian home to accomodate you.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 08:46:37.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: I'll gladly send a Californian home to accomodate you.

    Aw shucks.
    fatsean 3838 2014-08-01 08:51:38.0 login to vote score 0
    At least I can listen to the video while I try to figure out why my old server has such terrible disk-to-disk transfer rates. We're talking 20mb/s! The mobo is for AthlonMP processors and quite ancient (USB 1.x!) but surely we can do better than this...

    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 08:55:47.0 login to vote score 0
    there is a totallt super hottie hot blonde baby sitter standing outside one of the neighbor's houses right now.


    niiiice
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 09:01:32.0 login to vote score 0
    i just sneezed and cracked my back in several places




    is this what old age feels like?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 09:06:03.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: i just sneezed and cracked my back in several places




    is this what old age feels like?


    Yes. You also poop more.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 09:15:45.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Yes. You also poop more.

    i can't possibly poop more
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 09:17:17.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: i can't possibly poop more

    You will!
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 09:34:09.0 login to vote score 2
    guess who



    IT'S SOJIN!!!!!!
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-01 09:42:43.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: R.A.T.O. in the snow!

    Zoooooom.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 09:50:21.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: Zoooooom.

    they ate chipotle
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 10:21:21.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 10:24:41.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    How high should one be before that makes any sense?
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 10:41:56.0 login to vote score 4
    random bacon: How high should one be before that makes any sense?

    Yes. ^_^
    iggins 5808 2014-08-01 11:10:15.0 login to vote score 2
    Dog stole my pillow, it fell off the bed and Petey is now on it, it belongs to him now
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 11:12:18.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 11:37:45.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 11:48:23.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 11:50:27.0 login to vote score 7
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 11:52:23.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 12:09:12.0 login to vote score 1
    It's award time here, I'm eligible for the 3 year stuff, gosh, such awesome swag!


    This is all we get as far as any recognition goes.
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 12:10:12.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 12:13:21.0 login to vote score 1
    ricardo shadowban 8391 2014-08-01 12:14:36.0 login to vote score 1
    This smoothie kinda tastes like jizz. Should it taste like jizz? I think it's the almonds...
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 12:24:12.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: It's award time here, I'm eligible for the 3 year stuff, gosh, such awesome swag!


    This is all we get as far as any recognition goes.


    I'd be all over that pen and letter opener.
    ricardo shadowban 8391 2014-08-01 12:28:02.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-08-01 12:28:47.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 12:37:01.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I'd be all over that pen and letter opener.

    Boy howdy, that one sure is tempting!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 12:42:44.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Boy howdy, that one sure is tempting!

    Stick around for 17 years and you can get a writing pad with a calculator!
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 12:46:42.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Stick around for 17 years and you can get a writing pad with a calculator!

    That is, by consensus vote, the most insulting of the bunch.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-08-01 12:47:34.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: I just played the word "coot" in words with friends. I feel dirty.

    Do you also feel racist now?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 12:50:09.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That is, by consensus vote, the most insulting of the bunch.

    Yeah, that is the worst although the Gulf (sic) Ball Nameplate is bad too.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 12:50:42.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Yeah, that is the worst although the Gulf (sic) Ball Nameplate is bad too.

    Yeah. Gulf. sigh
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 12:52:41.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Yeah. Gulf. sigh

    The pocket knife is pretty good considering it's a 1 year gift.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-01 13:01:48.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle: Do you also feel racist now?

    I thought coot was for old guy?
    caligula 11189 2014-08-01 13:12:27.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead: I just played the word "coot" in words with friends. I feel dirty.


    bluegargoyle: Do you also feel racist now?

    Coot is for old people. Coon is for black people.

    Crusty coon is for old black people.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-01 13:13:24.0 login to vote score 1
    caligula: Coot is for old people. Coon is for black people.

    Crusty coon is for old black people.


    Right but our coot (obbop) is also a huge racist. He hates Hispanics.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 13:25:18.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: The pocket knife is pretty good considering it's a 1 year gift.

    And a hat. I've got the knife in the van, it's OK, I suppose. At least they spelled my name correctly.
    stimp 2462 2014-08-01 13:31:31.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon: And a hat. I've got the knife in the van, it's OK, I suppose. At least they spelled my name correctly.

    "Minion"
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-01 13:32:50.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: And a hat. I've got the knife in the van, it's OK, I suppose. At least they spelled my name correctly.


    stimp: "Minion"

    "Headcount"
    stimp 2462 2014-08-01 13:33:56.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: "Headcount"

    "Meatwall"
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-01 13:37:00.0 login to vote score 0
    stimp: "Meatwall"

    I haven't heard that one, yet. I guess I'm lucky.
    stimp 2462 2014-08-01 13:38:02.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: I haven't heard that one, yet. I guess I'm lucky.

    It's a variation of "meatshield" with the added implication that you are even less useful.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 13:43:18.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: "Headcount"

    stimp: "Meatwall"

    stimp: It's a variation of "meatshield" with the added implication that you are even less useful.

    Helllllo? I'm right here. Jayzus.
    caligula 11189 2014-08-01 13:47:57.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: Right but our coot (obbop) is also a huge racist. He hates Hispanics.

    I venture to guess that you can refer to a Hispanic as "El Coot". Or "La Cootina" if its a female.
    caligula 11189 2014-08-01 13:49:14.0 login to vote score 3
    Or, rather, "El Coon" and "La Coonchi".

    Oochie, coonchi, la la la...
    stimp 2462 2014-08-01 13:51:20.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Helllllo? I'm right here. Jayzus.

    Don't you have some receiving to do? Isn't it month-end?

    *runz*
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 13:52:32.0 login to vote score 0
    I love it when it's about to storm right as you leave work.
    stimp 2462 2014-08-01 13:53:17.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I love it when it's about to storm right as you leave work.

    Is that a euphemism?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-01 13:57:12.0 login to vote score 0
    stimp: Is that a euphemism?

    No. It means I'm about to head out and will most likely end up walking in the rain.
    sabine 745 2014-08-01 14:03:25.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: One of ours loved to lick our ice cream bowls clean. Wonderful baffling creatures.

    Ours likes coffee. Will jam his head into recently emptied mugs and lick the residue.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 14:14:13.0 login to vote score 4
    stimp: Don't you have some receiving to do? Isn't it month-end?
    *runz*





    Fucking cat....
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-08-01 14:26:53.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Ours likes coffee. Will jam his head into recently emptied mugs and lick the residue.

    Some years ago at a remote mining camp high in the mountains, there was a ground squirrel (aka "Parky Squirrel") that was large and grumpy until he got his coffee. My Dad, Brother, and I would put the matter from breakfast and lunch (and sometimes dinner-beans) into the compost pile. This included the coffee grounds, which we had in abundance.

    The other squirrels were early risers, but the Coffee Squirrel wont be seen til noon at the earliest. And all he was interested in was coffee grounds. He was big and surly, chasing away not only other squirrels but also anyone to close to his collection area. He'd stuff his cheeks with coffee grounds, run off, lather rinse repeat until all coffee grounds were spirited away.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-08-01 14:31:13.0 login to vote score 1
    I had a twitch tech moment: my chromebook dies, and I could not get it back up. I almost ordered a new battery.

    This morning I was looking for something and said to myself: "Self, that looks like the chromebook charger and cable."

    I'm poasting from it now. I just saved ~$40 plus shipping. Someone must have unplugged it, probably just to fuck with me.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-01 14:35:06.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Helllllo? I'm right here. Jayzus.

    Whatev, I'm a speedbump/exit obstruction.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-01 14:39:14.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: Someone must have unplugged it, probably just to fuck with me.

    Takin' serious risks that lightly will get you killed in a hurry.
    stimp 2462 2014-08-01 14:40:50.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: Whatev, I'm a speedbump/exit obstruction.

    But at Hallowe'en you're a kickass Dalek.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-08-01 15:15:21.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: It's award time here, I'm eligible for the 3 year stuff, gosh, such awesome swag!


    This is all we get as far as any recognition goes.


    Is that for real?
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-01 15:34:54.0 login to vote score 2
    stimp: But at Hallowe'en you're a kickass Dalek.


    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 15:59:15.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: Is that for real?

    Yup. That's the only kind of recognition we get from the company.
    sabine 745 2014-08-01 16:15:22.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Yup. That's the only kind of recognition we get from the company.

    I'm really impressed that a company would reward its employees with the privilege of being walking advertisements for it.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-01 16:16:31.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: The pocket knife is pretty good considering it's a 1 year gift.

    Took me a while to find it in the van....

    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-01 16:21:47.0 login to vote score 3
    Post number 80,000.


    artificeren 757 2014-08-01 17:46:41.0 login to vote score 0
    http://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectTiming

    that right there is a rabbit hole of a subreddit
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-08-01 18:20:54.0 login to vote score 3
    abbynormal 1917 2014-08-01 19:41:26.0 login to vote score 2
    My mouse enjoying her dinner:


    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-01 20:06:26.0 login to vote score 1
    abbynormal: My mouse enjoying her dinner:

    That is a tiny mouse. How have you kept Laika from making a snack of her?
    If you logged in, you could post here.