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  • kesshi 1556 2015-03-27 02:37:56.0 login to vote score 2


    My nightmares are filled with creatures like this.


    ...teenagers. *shudder*
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-27 04:42:50.0 login to vote score 1
    hodor: How you like me NOW?

    About the same as always: just fine.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-27 05:40:24.0 login to vote score 1
    I've been farting like hell today. God help the people coming for a symposium in ten minutes.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 05:48:15.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I've been farting like hell today. God help the people coming for a symposium in ten minutes.

    I'm having creamed bacon, garlic, and cabbage for dinner... I'll challenge you to a duel!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-27 05:51:57.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: I'm having creamed bacon, garlic, and cabbage for dinner... I'll challenge you to a duel!

    Iggins can be the referee.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 05:57:25.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: I'm having creamed bacon, garlic, and cabbage for dinner... I'll challenge you to a duel!

    For the curious: http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/type-of-dish/party-food/accompaniment/fried-cabbage-with-bacon.html -- recipe modified by adding cream at the end of cooking.
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-27 05:58:12.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: I'm having creamed bacon, garlic, and cabbage for dinner... I'll challenge you to a duel!

    That sounds absolutely repulsive.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 06:01:54.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I'm having creamed bacon, garlic, and cabbage for dinner... I'll challenge you to a duel!

    you know what gets me excited
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 06:02:24.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

    shut your whore mouth
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-27 06:04:22.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: Iggins can be the referee.

    That would be like one of those WWF special referees who end up beating up both contestants.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 06:04:39.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

    It's actually really good! Try it (see recipe above)... Also try stewed red cabbage and apple. Nom nom!

    *toot*
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 06:07:27.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 06:10:23.0 login to vote score 2
    Yura, QUEEN SOJIN

    Minah and Hyeri
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 06:12:52.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: It's actually really good! Try it (see recipe above)... Also try stewed red cabbage and apple. Nom nom!

    *toot*


    so my roomhas been way warmer lately and it gets hot when i sleep, so i woke up with total swamp ass.

    soona fter i crawle dunder the desk to hook up a monitor and ripped a real big wet sounded one
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-27 06:14:14.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: It's actually really good! Try it (see recipe above)... Also try stewed red cabbage and apple. Nom nom!

    *toot*


    Ugh. You brits sure know how to ruin food.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 06:24:40.0 login to vote score 4
    intentionally left blank: Ugh. You brits sure know how to ruin food.

    Yeah, about that...


    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-27 06:25:15.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Yeah, about that...

    He is not me.

    /point taken.
    //don't you have some fatty beef to boil?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-27 06:27:14.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Yeah, about that...

    [image removed]


    Cheese in a can is one of the reasons the US is the greatest country on the planet.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 06:27:48.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: He is not me.

    /point taken.
    //don't you have some fatty beef to boil?


    I've never had boiled fatty beef :) Nearest I can get to that is boiled beef and cabbage, which is Irish :)

    /I wonder if it goes well with Marmite?
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 06:30:20.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Cheese in a can is one of the reasons the US is the greatest country on the planet.

    I like it. Mind you, I like most things - the only things I actively dislike (that I've tried) are raw oysters, tripe, and durians.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-27 06:34:39.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I like it. Mind you, I like most things - the only things I actively dislike (that I've tried) are raw oysters, tripe, and durians.

    How about Cheezy Peaz?
    osirisothedead 1858 2015-03-27 06:43:27.0 login to vote score 5
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-27 06:44:51.0 login to vote score 1
    Is there a trick for linking instagram pics here? The preview just shows the error box instead of a picture.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 07:07:47.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Is there a trick for linking instagram pics here? The preview just shows the error box instead of a picture.

    i rehost to imgur then post the Sojins here
    the hun 2552 2015-03-27 07:09:20.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Yura, QUEEN SOJIN

    Minah and Hyeri


    You are an unhinged loon.
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-27 07:11:57.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: i rehost to imgur then post the Sojins here

    That's a pain in the ass.
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-27 07:13:07.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: It's actually really good! Try it (see recipe above)... Also try stewed red cabbage and apple. Nom nom!

    *toot*


    No, what cabbage does to me is prohibited by the Geneva Convention.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 07:13:49.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That's a pain in the ass.

    Easy with firefox. There's an imgur extension which I use all the time. Right-click the image, choose "rehost and copy to clipboard", and it's done! All that remains is to hit ^V in the bN post.
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-27 07:15:11.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Easy with firefox. There's an imgur extension which I use all the time. Right-click the image, choose "rehost and copy to clipboard", and it's done! All that remains is to hit ^V in the bN post.

    But I don't like firefox. :(
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 07:16:10.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That's a pain in the ass.

    The extension that works properly is here: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/rehost-image/ (Imgur's official one doesn't work reliably).
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 07:17:26.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: But I don't like firefox. :(

    You could always port the extension to Chrome (if thats what you use!) :) :) Or use firefox for bN. I use Chrome for Facebook and firefox for everything else. Yes, I am crazy.
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-27 07:19:06.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: You could always port the extension to Chrome (if thats what you use!) :) :) Or use firefox for bN. I use Chrome for Facebook and firefox for everything else. Yes, I am crazy.

    Ugh, looks like I have no other choice, that blows. #firstworldproblems
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 07:44:42.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: That's a pain in the ass.

    not with the imgur plugin, i right click the image and one click later it is rehosted
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 07:45:50.0 login to vote score 2
    the hun: You are an unhinged loon.

    i don't think loons have hinges.


    they are birds
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 08:01:48.0 login to vote score 1
    how does eddy feel about asian with red hair.

    Joy went from being blondeish red to straight up red now


    she does this just for you eddy


    random bacon 12498 2015-03-27 08:08:57.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: how does eddy feel about asian with red hair.
    Joy went from being blondeish red to straight up red now
    she does this just for you eddy
    [image removed]


    Fake Caucasian redheads are bad enough, fake Asian redheads look like Kabuki gone wild. And not in a good way.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 08:10:30.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-27 08:13:52.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: how does eddy feel about asian with red hair.

    Joy went from being blondeish red to straight up red now


    she does this just for you eddy

    [image removed]


    I hate it! I swear to god you post this just to raise my blood pressure! RAGE EDDY!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 08:17:50.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I hate it! I swear to god you post this just to raise my blood pressure! RAGE EDDY!

    Have the shit posted in here is made just to mess with you
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-27 08:21:36.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: how does eddy feel about asian with red hair.

    Joy went from being blondeish red to straight up red now

    she does this just for you eddy


    It's a wonder these girls aren't bald from all the hair damage of repeated dyeing processes.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-27 08:44:07.0 login to vote score 0
    karkfumm: It's a wonder these girls aren't bald from all the hair damage of repeated dyeing processes.

    Welcome to 21st Century 20-somethings.

    or in those girls' cases, tweens.
    tabernash 1083 2015-03-27 09:45:56.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: Cheese in a can is one of the reasons the US is the greatest country on the planet.

    Do you know the real reason the United States joined WW2?



    To teach the British how to open a can of Spam.


    TMYK.


    ;-)
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 09:56:11.0 login to vote score 3
    tabernash: Do you know the real reason the United States joined WW2?
    To teach the British how to open a can of Spam.
    TMYK.
    ;-)


    Spam is easy as it now has a ringpull. It's corned beef that gets me - you know, the cans with that stupid little key that you have to wind up a razor-sharp strip of the can with. Those bitches are evil. EVIL, I say!
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-27 09:56:43.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash 1083 2015-03-27 10:02:06.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Spam is easy as it now has a ringpull. It's corned beef that gets me - you know, the cans with that stupid little key that you have to wind up a razor-sharp strip of the can with. Those bitches are evil. EVIL, I say!

    Where do you think all that razor wire came from in WW2? From Spam!

    I liked that part of opening a can of Spam. Knowing that a younger generation of Brits, like yourself, would be totally flummoxed.

    If your country would just have passed on the knowledge that the Yanks imparted to your Tommies...
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 10:02:53.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Where do you think all that razor wire came from in WW2? From Spam!

    I liked that part of opening a can of Spam. Knowing that a younger generation of Brits, like yourself, would be totally flummoxed.

    If your country would just have passed on the knowledge that the Yanks imparted to your Tommies...


    What's wrong with a can opener?
    tabernash 1083 2015-03-27 10:04:58.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: What's wrong with a can opener?

    A P38 is the greatest invention in the history of the military.

    We had to give those to your troops too!
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 10:06:04.0 login to vote score 0
    tabernash: A P38 is the greatest invention in the history of the military.

    We had to give those to your troops too!


    Walther P38?
    :D
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-27 10:08:48.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: Walther P38?
    :D



    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 10:12:07.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-27 10:16:18.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff:

    What's P-38 about the Lancaster or the bouncing bomb?
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 10:17:54.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: What's P-38 about the Lancaster or the bouncing bomb?

    Nothing, I just thought it was a cool WWII plane :)
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 10:23:12.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Welcome to 21st Century 20-somethings.

    or in those girls' cases, tweens.


    That particular one is 18
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-27 10:24:53.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: That particular one is 18

    I rarely quote Kesshi, but I think he had it right: If she showed up at my door my first reaction would be to ask if she has Thin Mints for sale.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 10:25:59.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: I rarely quote Kesshi, but I think he had it right: If she showed up at my door my first reaction would be to ask if she has Thin Mints for sale.

    They aren't allowed to go door to door anymore to sell cookies.

    I actually have to go out in public to get my cookies now.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-27 10:26:55.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: They aren't allowed to go door to door anymore to sell cookies.

    I actually have to go out in public to get my cookies now.


    In any case, when you've creeped out kesshi, you've really hit a new high in creepy.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-27 10:29:59.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: That particular one is 18

    Careful there iggins.

    "According to the Act on the Protection of Children and Juveniles from Sexual Abuse, a person is a minor until January 1 of the year in which he or she will turn 19 (this is also the day on which he or she is considered 20 years old by Korean age reckoning).[68][69] The punishment is penal labor for a term of not less than 5 years.[67][68]"
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 10:36:29.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Careful there iggins.

    "According to the Act on the Protection of Children and Juveniles from Sexual Abuse, a person is a minor until January 1 of the year in which he or she will turn 19 (this is also the day on which he or she is considered 20 years old by Korean age reckoning).[68][69] The punishment is penal labor for a term of not less than 5 years.[67][68]"


    She is 19 in korean. I translate their ages for you guys, she turns 20 at the end of the year, which is 19 in western years
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-27 10:38:41.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: She is 19 in korean. I translate their ages for you guys, she turns 20 at the end of the year, which is 19 in western years

    I just didn't want you getting busted and having penal labor!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 10:44:02.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: In any case, when you've creeped out kesshi, you've really hit a new high in creepy.

    They aren't any younger than western pop stars. Britney and Christina hit the scene when they were 16. Bieber debuted as tweenage girl, and still is. The one direction bastards I believe we're all u Der 18 when they started. Miley has been putting crap music into the spotlight when she was 14 or 15. Taylor Swift was 16 ish And still is. Very rarely do korean companies debut an artist who is below 18 in Western years.

    It happens out here way more than it does in asian music
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 10:45:29.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I just didn't want you getting busted and having penal labor!

    I don't think penal labor is anything like what it sounds
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-27 10:46:27.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I don't think penal labor is anything like what it sounds

    I think you want penile labor with those kpop starlets.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 10:49:48.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: She is 19 in korean. I translate their ages for you guys, she turns 20 at the end of the year, which is 19 in western years

    Wait, Korean years are different from ours? Is that because of their specific location on the planet?
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 11:00:52.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Wait, Korean years are different from ours? Is that because of their specific location on the planet?

    Well asian years are different than ours. When you are born you are 1. On your first birthday you are 2.

    So in asian birthday years you are one year older than what you actually are. It was confusing at fuck at first.

    So while Sojin will be 30 in asian years she is really turning 29
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-27 11:06:16.0 login to vote score 5
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    kesshi 1556 2015-03-27 11:19:21.0 login to vote score 2


    "Denver Nuggets Center Jusuf Nurkic asking Special Olympics athlete for his autograph"
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-27 12:01:17.0 login to vote score 0
    Got Spongeboy to watch 3:10 to Yuma last night. The remake with that Gladiator and Batman.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-27 13:18:29.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Well asian years are different than ours. When you are born you are 1. On your first birthday you are 2.

    So in asian birthday years you are one year older than what you actually are. It was confusing at fuck at first.

    So while Sojin will be 30 in asian years she is really turning 29


    I did not know that! Thank you!
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-27 13:30:50.0 login to vote score 2
    Time for some SOJIN!



    ("Before" pic, link in Q)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-27 13:32:20.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: Time for some SOJIN!



    ("Before" pic, link in Q)


    Nerd!
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-27 16:06:54.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: They aren't allowed to go door to door anymore to sell cookies.

    I actually have to go out in public to get my cookies now.


    I bought mine at my local liquor store.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-27 16:29:40.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: Did I tell you guys about the time I told Spongeboy about Twitch being on reddit and he went to go look at his posting history and asked me "How old is this guy again?"

    I'm so waiting until my friend's kid grows up a little more so I can show her his posts and say, "Never EVER date someone like that!"
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-27 17:04:58.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: I'm so waiting until my friend's kid grows up a little more so I can show her his posts and say, "Never EVER date someone like that!"

    Dudebros. Not even once.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-27 17:43:48.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Dudebros. Not even once.

    I could only like this once, so check FB.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-27 17:53:21.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: Dudebros. Not even once.

    Douchebro!
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-27 18:05:12.0 login to vote score 3
    Dear Iggins:

    The only bad fart is one with a lump in it.

    -some guy on Gawker Kennedy
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-27 18:25:49.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-27 19:07:33.0 login to vote score 1
    This morning I was really hungry so we left work early to hit the Mexican place at 10:55. Had eggs, potatoes, and jalapenos with beans and rice, and handmade corn tortillas.

    "Those people" treat us so right, every time. Whenever we don't know where to go, we go there. We watch sad, clueless people cycling through the McDonalds drive-through across the street.

    We also like to go to this decent Indian buffet place, they tend to have fish fritters which I would personally maim large men for. Right next to it is a Minnesota-based chain of "Mexican" restaurants. Think Taco Bell as done by elementary school lunch ladies. It is fucking horrendously awful. We sit in this beautifully decorated restaurant with linen tablecloths and teak furniture and watch whales stagger into the shit machine next door, to pay the same amount for far more inferior food, ambience, service, and decor.

    Frightening, really.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-27 20:00:55.0 login to vote score 1
    35 minutes from now I shall be awash in chicken, shrimp, and cream cheese
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-27 20:51:55.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-27 21:09:51.0 login to vote score 0
    It was lovely

    BED TIME NAO!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 21:33:21.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Dear Iggins:

    The only bad fart is one with a lump in it.

    -some guy on Gawker Kennedy


    At that point it is no longer a fart
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 21:33:40.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: 35 minutes from now I shall be awash in chicken, shrimp, and cream cheese

    That's a strange fetish
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 21:36:20.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: Time for some SOJIN!

    [image removed]

    ("Before" pic, link in Q)


    It's fun to find their school pictures.

    I saw one of Choa with natural hair color
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 21:36:20.0 login to vote score 0
    karkfumm: Time for some SOJIN!

    [image removed]

    ("Before" pic, link in Q)


    It's fun to find their school pictures.

    I saw one of Choa with natural hair color
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-27 22:04:43.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-27 22:57:18.0 login to vote score 0
    The walking dead season finale is gonna be nuts.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 23:14:48.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: The walking dead season finale is gonna be nuts.

    Testicles
    iggins 5808 2015-03-27 23:44:06.0 login to vote score 0
    OMG OMG OMG JIMIN THREW OUT THE FIRST PITCH FOR THE OPENING DAYBOF THE OOSAN BEARS. SHE WAS TOTES ADORBS
    iggins 5808 2015-03-28 00:22:41.0 login to vote score 0
    Damn I need to make noodles. I have the craving so hard right now.

    Going to do a Japanese curry this time instead of the Thai curry I have been making. Going to cook off some pork in the wok with some rice wine and some diced shallots. when that is ready I will pour in the curry then add my udon noodles to the mix then wet myself with excitment
    burntman 1528 2015-03-28 00:43:26.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: raw oysters.

    Philistine! Oysters are Neptune's way of saying he loves us and wants us to be happy.

    goddamit, now I want oysters.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-28 00:45:18.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Damn I need to make noodles. I have the craving so hard right now.

    Going to do a Japanese curry this time instead of the Thai curry I have been making. Going to cook off some pork in the wok with some rice wine and some diced shallots. when that is ready I will pour in the curry then add my udon noodles to the mix then wet myself with excitment


    Tomorrow's the final. Aussies vs the kiwis

    iggins 5808 2015-03-28 01:12:29.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Tomorrow's the final. Aussies vs the kiwis

    And I could not get off of work. The only person who can ever cover my shift is taking their vacation.

    I have 8 days of paid vacation and I can't take them consecutively
    iggins 5808 2015-03-28 01:15:53.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Philistine! Oysters are Neptune's way of saying he loves us and wants us to be happy.

    goddamit, now I want oysters.


    I want pork.




    And a wife to cook for.



    But I am probably only going to be able to get pork
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-28 01:27:32.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Philistine! Oysters are Neptune's way of saying he loves us and wants us to be happy.

    goddamit, now I want oysters.


    Bleccch! They're not too bad if cooked, but raw? Too reminiscent of a cross between snot and jizz for me!
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-28 01:28:28.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: I want pork.

    That's a good idea. I was wondering what to have for dinner. I shall see what the store has!
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-28 01:29:09.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: And I could not get off of work. The only person who can ever cover my shift is taking their vacation.

    I have 8 days of paid vacation and I can't take them consecutively


    OMG :( That's one removed from slave labor.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-28 01:31:37.0 login to vote score 0
    When a seat opens up on the metro:


    If you logged in, you could post here.