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  • quinblake 1476 2014-10-19 17:07:32.0 login to vote score 7
    bunnythor: So when you refer to him as "Z", in your head are you pronouncing it "Zee" or "Zed"? I'm curious whether the American or Canadian influence wins out.

    Zee curiously enough because I use zed for everything else.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-19 17:09:53.0 login to vote score 8


    He doesn't have nearly enough cleavage to pull a dress with such a low V.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-19 17:19:20.0 login to vote score 0
    I've seen a few peeps talking about sports streaming services. Anyone care to lend some pointers? It's for a friend, seriously.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-19 17:35:48.0 login to vote score 13
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-19 18:10:26.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi: [image removed]

    He doesn't have nearly enough cleavage to pull a dress with such a low V.


    Good god, he's still alive?
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-19 18:14:14.0 login to vote score 1
    bucket of truth: I've seen a few peeps talking about sports streaming services. Anyone care to lend some pointers? It's for a friend, seriously.

    http://www.ifeed2all.eu/

    http://www.stream2watch.me/

    For SCIENCE!
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-19 18:22:17.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon: Good god, he's still alive?

    If the 20th Century didn't kill him, nothing will.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-19 18:30:07.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Why is there no covering over the framework of that hangar? Are they taking it down, finally?

    It's nekkid becos asbestos, mostly.

    "According to a press release, Planetary Ventures, LLC, a subsidiary of Google that handles real estate deals, has committed to re-skin and protect Hangar One, rehabilitate historic Hangars 2 and 3, create a public use/educational facility, eliminate NASA's operation and maintenance cost of Moffett Federal Airfield, operate Moffett Federal Airfield and comply with security and airfield management requirements." wiki
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-19 18:57:52.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: It's nekkid becos asbestos, mostly.

    "According to a press release, Planetary Ventures, LLC, a subsidiary of Google that handles real estate deals, has committed to re-skin and protect Hangar One, rehabilitate historic Hangars 2 and 3, create a public use/educational facility, eliminate NASA's operation and maintenance cost of Moffett Federal Airfield, operate Moffett Federal Airfield and comply with security and airfield management requirements." wiki


    That hangar should be preserved, though. Too much history there.

    Oh, and Mythbusters, too.
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-10-19 18:58:32.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins: Sojin



    iggins: Hyuna

    Shion. She's my neighbor =)


    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-19 19:07:02.0 login to vote score 6
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-19 19:11:10.0 login to vote score 6
    vushtrriboy: Shion. She's my neighbor =)

    I'm so sorry to hear about your future sexual offender registration.
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-10-19 19:22:49.0 login to vote score 6
    kesshi: I'm so sorry to hear about your future sexual offender registration.

    TOTALLY.

    WORTH.

    IT.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-19 19:57:26.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-19 20:13:12.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace: Picking up my foot to surge forward and clipped it on the 1 cm difference between sidewalk squares. Co-op fuckers will fine me if I don't keep my grass below 8 inches or don't have my fence in 100% order, but never fucking fix sidewalks.

    Anyway, I was moving ahead at about 8 miles per hour, tripped and bounced twice before skidding to a fast halt. Both knees, right hip bone and right elbow are open and bleeding. Various other scrapes because its warm and I'm wearing shorts and short sleeves. I also tore my right tricep so now I can't fucking lift my arm parallel to the floor/perpendicular to my body. You'd be surprised how important that actually is.

    I cried like a baby. Sr. FFG came and walked me home, cleaned me up and gave me a hug because I couldn't stop crying and apologizing. I felt like a dork. He was super sweet, but today is teasing me about my inability to walk and talk simultaneously. :)

    I realized a terrible thing when he asked why I was apologizing and crying so hard. As a kid, I wasn't allowed to cry really or get into accidents (although I did a lot) after my little brother was born. My parents (mostly dad) told me to stop getting into accidents because they had better things to do like take care of my little brother and that I'd need to grow a pair anyway if I ever wanted to get anywhere in life. I was seeking attention by falling out of trees or down stairs or whatnot. Okay, they might not have phrased it like that or even meant it like that, but that is what I perceived and learned. That's fucked up for a 9 yr. old curious child. WTF was he expecting for a kid? Jesus Christ? I am so glad I'm adult enough to live under my own roof and cry as much as I fucking like.


    This is what happens when you exercise! You can get hurt!

    Seriously, this might be a good time to lawyer up because that is a health and safety hazard, plus HOAs can suck my balls.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-19 20:20:45.0 login to vote score 1
    vushtrriboy: Shion. She's my neighbor =)

    I'd like to be her neighbor and by that I mean I'd like to penis her!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-19 20:27:02.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: http://www.ifeed2all.eu/

    http://www.stream2watch.me/

    For SCIENCE!


    That's how I watch cricket and my out of market games
    iggins 5808 2014-10-19 20:30:21.0 login to vote score 1
    vushtrriboy: Shion. She's my neighbor =)

    This is not fair, also I want to buy her stuff for no rwason
    iggins 5808 2014-10-19 20:30:21.0 login to vote score 0
    vushtrriboy: Shion. She's my neighbor =)

    This is not fair, also I want to buy her stuff for no rwason
    iggins 5808 2014-10-19 20:33:37.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind:

    Petey is a husky mix




    Petey is also an asshole
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 21:01:34.0 login to vote score 0
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-10-19 21:12:40.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: This is not fair, also I want to buy her stuff for no rwason

    It's the island I live on. I'm pretty sure I was behind Rick Yune at the post office when I first got here. I hadn't seen his face, but the postal clerks went kinda sideways talking about him being the lead character in Snow Falling on Cedars.

    There's a huge Japanese and Filipino community here and despite the divisions it caused at the time, the internment camp thing is a big part of island history and lore surrounding several local businesses and farms. Plus, you know, Seattle is a major Pacific Rim melting pot thing anyways.

    Shion is now with the Seattle Symphony and also does some work with some local musicians, so I get to hear her practice violin quite often. She's a major smart ass, though, for someone who can barely speak English. We were in a group of neighbors talking and making Facebook contacts and she looks at me and says, "Oh! My parents LOVE Facebook!" I flipped her off and she never stopped giggling.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-19 21:55:01.0 login to vote score 8


    Tonight's dinner, hand made by my lil bro's gf.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-19 21:55:45.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Tonight's dinner, hand made by my lil bro's gf.

    OM NOM NOM NOM
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-19 21:56:55.0 login to vote score 5
    intentionally left blank: OM NOM NOM NOM

    She's amazing and wonderful.

    TOMORROW WE GET TO GO PLAY IN THE OCEAN!!!!!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-19 21:59:02.0 login to vote score 0
    So the blonde waitress I like from the fish market place had like 500 bucks of fuck up happen to her at work, and also now has her 3rd dui.


    Poor girl is probably fired and is black balled from the neighboring resturants.


    Now she has get a job in walking distance of her apartment.


    Time to see if she wants to work at a gas staion, told her coworkers we are always hurting for bodies over here
    jafo 1950 2014-10-19 21:59:47.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: resident evil revelations 2 live action trailer

    Reminds me in a way of the Dead island trailer.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-19 22:00:24.0 login to vote score 1
    vushtrriboy: It's the island I live on. I'm pretty sure I was behind Rick Yune at the post office when I first got here. I hadn't seen his face, but the postal clerks went kinda sideways talking about him being the lead character in Snow Falling on Cedars.

    There's a huge Japanese and Filipino community here and despite the divisions it caused at the time, the internment camp thing is a big part of island history and lore surrounding several local businesses and farms. Plus, you know, Seattle is a major Pacific Rim melting pot thing anyways.

    Shion is now with the Seattle Symphony and also does some work with some local musicians, so I get to hear her practice violin quite often. She's a major smart ass, though, for someone who can barely speak English. We were in a group of neighbors talking and making Facebook contacts and she looks at me and says, "Oh! My parents LOVE Facebook!" I flipped her off and she never stopped giggling.


    I think I love her now, I hope she likes doggies
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 22:16:58.0 login to vote score 0
    jafo: Reminds me in a way of the Dead island trailer.

    Too bad Dead Island couldn't live up to the hype of that trailer.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 22:18:24.0 login to vote score 1
    Speaking of the dead the walking dead managed to create a bad guy that makes the gov look fucking human in comparison. Fucking makeup this season is insanely good as well.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-19 22:20:57.0 login to vote score 9
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 22:33:44.0 login to vote score 0
    I really do hope they go someplace else with the whole road trip to Washington thing.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 22:36:32.0 login to vote score 2
    If it makes you feel any better you taste much better then we thought you would.

    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 22:48:29.0 login to vote score 1
    That preacher is gonna prove way more dangerous then the hipster asshole.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 22:55:06.0 login to vote score 6


    Bill Murray in 1979 Time Square.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 22:57:29.0 login to vote score 12
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 23:00:10.0 login to vote score 10
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-19 23:02:02.0 login to vote score 0
    the kew needs votes and shit.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-20 00:15:26.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: the kew needs votes and shit.

    I shit and voted!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-20 00:17:39.0 login to vote score 0
    Hm, interesting. The Fedora update system just did a minor update to Firefox - Updated from 32 to 33 - and it is noticeably faster now. Yay!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-20 00:55:26.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-20 01:48:16.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2014-10-20 02:00:11.0 login to vote score 5
    So fish market waitress is probably out of a job and feeling really bad, and probably needs a really big hug, the moment I've been waiting for.


    But she lost her car for having three DUIs and is probably an alcoholic.


    I have mixed feelings.



    Fuck
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-20 02:32:22.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins: So fish market waitress is probably out of a job and feeling really bad, and probably needs a really big hug, the moment I've been waiting for.

    But she lost her car for having three DUIs and is probably an alcoholic.

    I have mixed feelings.

    Fuck


    That, or a lousy drunk.
    I've never gotten a DUI.
    I'm skillful, but mostly because I'll block out time to drink and huff.
    She seems to have had shit like a job and responsibilities.

    Hang out with her. See if you can handle her shit. IF you can't, stroll.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-20 03:48:12.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: I have mixed feelings.

    Also, people change. Women marry men for what they hope they'll become; men marry women for what they are and hope they'll never change?

    Your problem intrigues me. Maybe she'd welcome better people in her life? Give it a shot, but don't commit yourself. See if you enjoy each other. See if you're productive together.

    This is coming from someone who offered to let Tibbles move in with him, though.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-20 04:52:16.0 login to vote score 4
    churly brown: Also, people change. Women marry men for what they hope they'll become; men marry women for what they are and hope they'll never change?

    Your problem intrigues me. Maybe she'd welcome better people in her life? Give it a shot, but don't commit yourself. See if you enjoy each other. See if you're productive together.

    This is coming from someone who offered to let Tibbles move in with him, though.


    I should test the waters and find out how she feels about dickbutt
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-20 05:04:54.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: I should test the waters and find out how she feels about dickbutt

    Start slowly. It might sound gross, but slip in a little tonguebutt during mouthcunt to see if dickbutt is even an option.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-20 05:34:00.0 login to vote score 1
    Hej, my dog makes funny noises when there is a cat outside
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-20 05:35:39.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: I should test the waters and find out how she feels about dickbutt

    That's an awesome way to ensure you stay

    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-20 05:53:32.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: So fish market waitress is probably out of a job and feeling really bad, and probably needs a really big hug, the moment I've been waiting for.

    But she lost her car for having three DUIs and is probably an alcoholic.

    I have mixed feelings.

    Fuck


    Beware. She might be cute, and she might be a great person, but alcohol controls her for now. Things might be fine, and then she'll really, really need to borrow your car or even your mom's and then slide it into a ditch. Or you'll get calls at odd hours to bail her out.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-10-20 06:16:23.0 login to vote score 11
    iggins: So fish market waitress is probably out of a job and feeling really bad, and probably needs a really big hug, the moment I've been waiting for.


    But she lost her car for having three DUIs and is probably an alcoholic.


    I have mixed feelings.



    Fuck


    THREE DUIs? Sounds like she probably doesn't learn from mistakes. Also, she's probably an alcoholic and I know you like to drink, which might lead to trouble for both of you. Just proceed with caution.
    zolividor 642 2014-10-20 06:21:18.0 login to vote score 8
    nerd by proxy: she probably doesn't learn from mistakes.

    That's Iggin's "in".

    ;)
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-20 06:48:52.0 login to vote score 5
    It is a dark and stormy morning...

    Seriously, it is very dark where I am right now. I could almost expect a guy in a hockey mask with a chainsaw out here.

    I feel like the last living cell in a dead body.


    BWAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA!
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-20 06:50:16.0 login to vote score 8
    tabernash: I feel like the last living cell in a dead body.

    The rest of us just call that "Monday".
    fallen from grace 5187 2014-10-20 07:00:57.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff:

    That is a very young Antonio Banderas. Hot! Thanks.
    fallen from grace 5187 2014-10-20 07:01:22.0 login to vote score 6
    random bacon: The rest of us just call that "Monday".

    Or, how we feel at office meetings.
    mimir 6886 2014-10-20 07:04:12.0 login to vote score 3
    Just washed down Excedrin migraine tablets with coffee. This will either kill the sleep deprivation induced migraine, or it will kill me.


    I'm good either way.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-20 07:10:07.0 login to vote score 3
    throwingknife: Beware. She might be cute, and she might be a great person, but alcohol controls her for now. Things might be fine, and then she'll really, really need to borrow your car or even your mom's and then slide it into a ditch. Or you'll get calls at odd hours to bail her out.

    So, you've met my little sister!
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-20 07:13:50.0 login to vote score 3
    tabernash: Seriously, it is very dark where I am right now. I could almost expect a guy in a hockey mask with a chainsaw out here.

    Dude you live in the P.N.W., the serial killer capitol of 'Merica! Be afraid!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-20 07:26:36.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-20 07:58:19.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: Dude you live in the P.N.W., the squatch capitol of 'Merica! Be afraid!


    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-10-20 08:15:40.0 login to vote score 3
    tabernash: It is a dark and stormy morning...

    Seriously, it is very dark where I am right now. I could almost expect a guy in a hockey mask with a chainsaw out here.

    I feel like the last living cell in a dead body.


    BWAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA!


    I forget where you are, Tabs. But given the size of this state, I suspect you're within an hour's drive.
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-10-20 08:20:12.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: So fish market waitress is probably out of a job and feeling really bad, and probably needs a really big hug, the moment I've been waiting for.


    But she lost her car for having three DUIs and is probably an alcoholic.


    I have mixed feelings.



    Fuck


    V$? Is that you?
    clifton 1850 2014-10-20 08:20:55.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins: So fish market waitress is probably out of a job and feeling really bad, and probably needs a really big hug, the moment I've been waiting for.


    But she lost her car for having three DUIs and is probably an alcoholic.


    I have mixed feelings.



    Fuck


    Don't pull a twitch and pick a chick with bad decision making skills and poor impulse control just because you want to get laid.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-10-20 08:24:57.0 login to vote score 6
    I got a robo call from my kids' schools saying a teacher from the district was on the same cruise ship as the health care worker who was quarantined, and the teacher was asked to stay home today just as a precaution.

    I know they're just trying to be proactive, but it seems to me that they're just gonna make people worry unnecessarily by calling every single parent in the district about it.
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-10-20 08:27:45.0 login to vote score 6
    nerd by proxy: I got a robo call from my kids' schools saying a teacher from the district was on the same cruise ship as the health care worker who was quarantined, and the teacher was asked to stay home today just as a precaution.

    I know they're just trying to be proactive, but it seems to me that they're just gonna make people worry unnecessarily by calling every single parent in the district about it.


    Yeah but if they don't, they'll be part of a vast Obama conspiracy.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-20 09:10:40.0 login to vote score 0
    clifton: Don't pull a twitch and pick a chick with bad decision making skills and poor impulse control just because you want to get laid.

    So twitch picked a female twitch, lol
    iggins 5808 2014-10-20 09:25:45.0 login to vote score 1
    Fish market girl will be dropped from my harem of waitresses pending a miracle
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-20 09:47:42.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: YF-12?

    Std SR-71A. Udvar Hazy.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-20 09:52:10.0 login to vote score 2
    I did something wrong to my neck.
    Sharp radiating pain. I'm nauseous and weak. Waves of burning skin feeling.
    Going to call doc.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-20 09:52:29.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I did something wrong to my neck.
    Sharp radiating pain. I'm nauseous and weak. Waves of burning skin feeling.
    Going to call doc.


    If I can get out of bed.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-20 10:12:05.0 login to vote score 0
    vushtrriboy: I forget where you are, Tabs. But given the size of this state, I suspect you're within an hour's drive.

    Today I am in the outback of Gig Harbor.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-20 10:12:08.0 login to vote score 1
    vushtrriboy: I forget where you are, Tabs. But given the size of this state, I suspect you're within an hour's drive.

    Today I am in the outback of Gig Harbor.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-20 10:16:57.0 login to vote score 1
    Warm doggy on my feets, fuzzy
    iggins 5808 2014-10-20 10:17:26.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: If I can get out of bed.

    Renton won't let you?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-20 10:22:09.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Renton won't let you?

    Left this morning. :(
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-20 10:35:44.0 login to vote score 5
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-10-20 10:53:21.0 login to vote score 3
    vushtrriboy: V$? Is that you?

    Uhm, no! I'm don't believe in waiting for the world to push someone you like the look of closer to you. I believe in making your own opportunities to hit on women and being pro-active.

    If i were Iggins, not only would i have already found a charming way to ask her out, but i would have probably saved her from drunk-driving and losing her car as well.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-20 11:06:41.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Left this morning. :(

    :(
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-20 11:33:52.0 login to vote score 0
    nerd by proxy: I got a robo call from my kids' schools saying a teacher from the district was on the same cruise ship as the health care worker who was quarantined, and the teacher was asked to stay home today just as a precaution.

    I know they're just trying to be proactive, but it seems to me that they're just gonna make people worry unnecessarily by calling every single parent in the district about it.


    This actually makes sense, though. A person who recently had Ebola was very near your child's teacher. And these people were asked to not do things like go on a cruise.

    It's the ones where the teacher visited Africa 3,000 miles away from the Ebola infected areas and people are freaking out that make no sense to me.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-20 11:43:46.0 login to vote score 3
    nerd by proxy: I got a robo call from my kids' schools saying a teacher from the district was on the same cruise ship as the health care worker who was quarantined, and the teacher was asked to stay home today just as a precaution.

    I know they're just trying to be proactive, but it seems to me that they're just gonna make people worry unnecessarily by calling every single parent in the district about it.


    Since cruise-ship-lab-worker has tested positive, next their going after everyone with a Kevin Bacon number less than 4.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-20 11:44:11.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: Since cruise-ship-lab-worker has tested positive, next their going after everyone with a Kevin Bacon number less than 4.

    Negative! I mean negative! The good one.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-20 11:46:13.0 login to vote score 0
    clifton: Don't pull a twitch and pick a chick with bad decision making skills and poor impulse control just because you want to get laid.

    There is a school of thought that it's a disease requiring treatment, not a personal weakness.

    Either way, it's wise not to bring that into your life when you know up front.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-10-20 11:48:02.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi: This actually makes sense, though. A person who recently had Ebola was very near your child's teacher. And these people were asked to not do things like go on a cruise.

    It's the ones where the teacher visited Africa 3,000 miles away from the Ebola infected areas and people are freaking out that make no sense to me.


    Making the teacher stay home makes sense, but calling everyone and telling the entire district seemed questionable. It just seemed to cause a lot of panic among some of the parents.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-10-20 12:04:10.0 login to vote score 3
    mimir 6886 2014-10-20 12:07:30.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle: [image removed]

    BwahahahaBwahahaha.
    fallen from grace 5187 2014-10-20 12:12:12.0 login to vote score 8
    It's really funny ordering National Geographic in Spanish. The lady on the phone spoke a million miles an hour but I understood her. Achievement unlocked!! W00t!


    mimir 6886 2014-10-20 12:20:02.0 login to vote score 2
    fallen from grace: It's really funny ordering National Geographic in Spanish. The lady on the phone spoke a million miles an hour but I understood her. Achievement unlocked!! W00t!

    [image removed]


    That Mr FFG dude is handy to have around, ain't he?
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-10-20 13:14:11.0 login to vote score 3
    tabernash: Today I am in the outback of Gig Harbor.

    Bainbridge Island. We need to beer ourselves.
    lady tabernash 4405 2014-10-20 13:23:41.0 login to vote score 3
    vushtrriboy: Bainbridge Island. We need to beer ourselves.

    We actually live closer than Gig Harbor, that's where he's working today, but YES we need to beer ourselves!


    someone who may or may not be a public service announcement 2014-10-20 14:13:41.0 login to vote score 0
    Downvoting dog-rapist in the queue. Please spare a few upvotes to render him pointless.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-20 14:16:25.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace: It's really funny ordering National Geographic in Spanish. The lady on the phone spoke a million miles an hour but I understood her. Achievement unlocked!! W00t!

    I once hit "Spanish" at the self-checkout, just to see if I could do it. Since I already knew the drill, it wasn't a problem.

    I've got a rice cooker that speaks Korean by default, but can be changed to Chinese, broken English, and maybe Japanese? It took me a damn hour to get it talking American. Now that I know what I'm doing, I ought to switch it back and learn a new language.
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-20 14:17:56.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi:

    You forgot ME
    iggins 5808 2014-10-20 14:51:02.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle:

    You have to love horn chat bots
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-20 14:54:57.0 login to vote score 0
    bunnythor: You forgot ME

    Trust me I haven't forgot ME despite the fact that I've been trying very hard to forget ME.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-20 15:18:12.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-20 15:19:54.0 login to vote score 1
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    farkmeblind: Std SR-71A. Udvar Hazy.

    Huh. The nose doesn't quite look right to me, but then I've never looked at it at exactly that angle in a photo before.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-20 15:28:45.0 login to vote score 0
    vushtrriboy: Bainbridge Island. We need to beer ourselves.

    Say when.

    We like beer.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-20 16:44:38.0 login to vote score 0
    Night gathers, and now my squat begins.
    It shall not end until relief.
    I shall take no phone, hold no book, surf no laptop.
    I shall spray no scents and open no windows.
    I shall live and die at my post.
    I am the turd in the darkness.
    I am the squatter in the stalls.
    I am the shitter who befouls the realms of men.
    I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Squat, for this night and all the nights to come.


    sabine 745 2014-10-20 16:51:50.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I should test the waters and find out how she feels about dickbutt

    Yesterday we were behind a car in a parking lot that was pretty dusty, and somebody had drawn dickbutt on the top of the trunk.
    If you logged in, you could post here.