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    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 05:10:16.0 login to vote score 2
    It's going to very funny watching all the yo dawgs from yesterday pop up and fuck with the fp process.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 05:11:20.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: All the new movies are bullshit.
    THAT IS NOT HOW TEMPORAL INCURSION EVENTS WORK IN THE STAR TREK I NEVER JJ ABRAMS YOU SIMPLE STUPID FUCK AND WHO EVER WROTE THE SCRIPT


    Settle your tits, it's just a movie.
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-09-22 05:19:23.0 login to vote score 6
    burntman 1528 2014-09-22 05:20:33.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: Seeing as OK cupid is full if fail, and is just a place for people to look at other people while the women are bombarded with dick pics and then they leave the site


    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-09-22 05:21:30.0 login to vote score 5
    a MUST have


    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-09-22 05:22:57.0 login to vote score 2
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-09-22 05:24:07.0 login to vote score 5
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-09-22 05:29:39.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 05:30:16.0 login to vote score 1
    baron muchhumpin: [image removed]

    0-60 only matters to those immature twas who think everyone who glances over at them at a red light wants to race.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-22 05:30:35.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: For burntman.

    lol.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-22 05:44:20.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Yet you'll no doubt see it, hate it and then dread the inevitable ST 4.

    I can't wait for the next one. Hell, I'm almost even looking forward to the new Star Wars, even tho I'm not a fan.



    cannonhawk: For burntman.

    Click the link.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-22 05:55:08.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Oblig.

    [image removed]


    Indeed sir. Indeed.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-22 06:19:39.0 login to vote score 0
    Makin kimchi, drinking viking beer, and getting ready to grill some peppers for salsa
    iggins 5808 2014-09-22 06:20:20.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Indeed sir. Indeed.

    Gulden draak


    It has a winged long boat on the fucking bottle
    throwingknife 1634 2014-09-22 07:36:23.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: How many have you been to? Ever been to the VP museums/libraries? Did you learn anything, or was it more hagiography?

    Apparently, Andrew Johnson shares his museum/library with a college archive...


    Let's see, of the official ones, Hoover, FDR, Truman, Eisenhower, LBJ, Carter, George H. W. Bush, and Clinton. We were near where W's was, but it wasn't open yet. The official ones (part of the National Archives and Records Administration) started with FDR, but Hoover's was added shortly thereafter. Nixon's is later today. To complete the set, we'll need W's, Ford, and JFK. Obama's has not yet been built, of course.

    There are significant sites relating to other presidents, homes or childhood homes with museums. Of those, we've been to those of Washington, Jefferson, Jackson, Polk, Lincoln (both birthplace and Springfield home and tomb), and T. Roosevelt.

    VP Libraries? Hmm. Hadn't heard of those. Gives us another set of places to visit.

    Most of them are quite interesting and you get to learn more about the president, the time, and his presidency. Some tidbits:

    Ike: the guy was practically anointed to be president. He was still serving as general when his mother died. A foundation purchased her house, his boyhood home, in preparation for the museum. Yes, they were planning the presidential museum before he even ran for president. Not much happened during his presidency -- no wars. He was proud of that.

    FDR: Fairly nuts. Lots of weird family drama, particularly between his mother and wife.

    Truman: How the hell did this guy become president? Right place at the right time I guess. Stalin probably knew we had the A-Bomb before he did. During his retirement, he kept an office at the Library and would putter around there, often giving tours.

    Hoover: Brilliant guy. He was arguably Stanford's first student. Brilliant wife, Lou, who also graduated from Stanford and was a geology major. He earned a fortune in mining, and they traveled together, even getting caught up in the Boxer Rebellion. (Lou liked collecting weapons from their travels. Lou also created a catalog system for curating White House artifacts that is still used today.) Having become a very rich man, he thought it would be nice for him to do some good in the world. WW1 started, and he helped organize the return of 120,000 Americans from Europe. Belgium got cut off, so he organized a food relief program that saved millions of lives from starvation. During that time, people on both sides of the conflict thought he was actually spying for the other. Later appointed Secretary of Commerce, he pushed forward a ton of things that made all kinds of things from milk bottle caps to home construction more efficient. I suspect he gets credit for houses today being built with 2x4 studs placed 16 inches on center. As president... well, you know. The stock market crashed and he didn't have any luck reversing the Great Depression.

    Lincoln: We all know about him being born in a log cabin, but I didn't realize he was pretty damn rich by the time he ran for president.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-22 07:53:46.0 login to vote score 9
    iggins 5808 2014-09-22 08:03:09.0 login to vote score 1
    There is cabbage fermenting in my basement, science is going down


    Tasty farty spicy science
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    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-22 08:12:33.0 login to vote score 5
    Wish FixbN was available for the phone. Then I wouldn't even notice concabal retards posting.
    ambition chicken 290 2014-09-22 08:26:28.0 login to vote score 3
    mimir: Great. Now the shitter's gonna empty.

    But.. but.. All my "Yo dawgs!" submissions are down the shitter :( Only 3 made it to the front page. It isn't good for my frontpaged/rejected ratio!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-22 08:28:13.0 login to vote score 3
    ambition chicken: But.. but.. All my "Yo dawgs!" submissions are down the shitter :( Only 3 made it to the front page. It isn't good for my frontpaged/rejected ratio!

    I was hoping they'd come out overnight. Not so, it seems :(
    halfof33 12140 2014-09-22 08:28:44.0 login to vote score -1
    osirisothedead: Wish FixbN was available for the phone. Then I wouldn't even notice concabal retards posting.

    Yet curiously enough, 80% of your last ten posts have dealt with nothing but the figment of you imagination.

    Case in point, CABAL is suppressing again.

    sad.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-22 08:28:54.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: I was hoping they'd come out overnight. Not so, it seems :(

    Neither did quick1's thread.
    ambition chicken 290 2014-09-22 08:29:33.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: I was hoping they'd come out overnight. Not so, it seems :(

    Sooo saaad!
    iggins 5808 2014-09-22 08:54:22.0 login to vote score 1
    Doggy just curled up on my feet



    Teehee
    iggins 5808 2014-09-22 08:55:00.0 login to vote score 1
    When is the kew fixed so I can post adorable kpop groups
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 08:56:53.0 login to vote score 3
    Ignore the trolls are they will eventually lose interest.

    /brb cardio *scroll, scroll, scroll*
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-22 09:07:59.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: When is the kew fixed so I can post adorable kpop groups

    It works right now I think.
    halfof33 12140 2014-09-22 09:09:25.0 login to vote score -1
    random bacon: Ignore the trolls are they will eventually lose interest.

    /brb cardio *scroll, scroll, scroll*


    but will the meta ever stop?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-22 09:23:56.0 login to vote score 5
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-22 09:41:33.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Truman: Stalin probably knew we had the A-Bomb before he did.

    He did.

    How could you not know this? Did you sleep through history?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-22 10:13:15.0 login to vote score 2
    zolividor: That wouldn't have happened if Grahams was still alive.

    Grahams is gone. I took it particularly hard and dumped a bottle of Scotch in his honor. It was a good Scotch too. Zombie grahams is just a shadow of real grahams. At least real grahams asked before he tried to eat your brains.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-22 10:14:33.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: *snicker*

    Did that with a former "girlfriend" of mine way back in the day.

    On a two way pager.

    Yeah. It was like that.


    Was she a brunette?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-22 10:16:12.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: In LA on vacation. Went to the Reagan Library / Museum. Odd. No mention of his 1st wife or kids. We found it odd and disturbing how there was a lot of really aggressive selling going on. Do you want your picture taken getting on AF1? Getting on Marine 1? Sales people working the floor in the gift shop. Yikes. All of the Presidential Museums we've seen do their best at putting their subject in the best light, but this was unusually aggressive about that and about getting more revenue. Hell, Johnson's was free and they even served us cake as part of honoring a museum employee retiring.

    Had dinner at ink. Freaking amazing. I'm so getting a SV gizmo.


    Would you expect any less from the son of a bitch who basically sold out this country? FUCK YOU REAGAN!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-22 10:19:26.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: This isn't facebook, you don't need to share everything.

    YOU BE QUIET! I want to know iggins' poops because of strategic planning. If he and I flushed at the same time, all hell would break loose from your toilet. Nobody wants that.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-09-22 10:19:50.0 login to vote score 4
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 10:21:33.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: YOU BE QUIET! I want to know iggins' poops because of strategic planning. If he and I flushed at the same time, all hell would break loose from your toilet. Nobody wants that.

    You got some weird fetishes.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-09-22 10:24:34.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir 6886 2014-09-22 10:46:04.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Was she a brunette?

    She was.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-09-22 10:58:41.0 login to vote score 4
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-09-22 11:00:02.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead:

    That man is such a vile POS.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-09-22 11:03:30.0 login to vote score 4
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-22 11:04:45.0 login to vote score 0
    comicbookguy: That man is such a vile POS.

    With any luck he'll be out of office come next year.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-09-22 11:06:23.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-09-22 11:34:26.0 login to vote score 6
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-09-22 12:14:19.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: With any luck he'll be out of office come next year.

    You saw the story about the stupid white trash woman and her ilk who will vote for him because "Obama black!!"
    karkfumm 1294 2014-09-22 12:16:20.0 login to vote score 4
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-09-22 12:43:35.0 login to vote score 16
    Well, i've finished jury service now, and suffered one of the most humiliating moments of my life.

    This case went on for five weeks. There were 30 indictments and folders and folders of paperwork to go with it. Suffice it to say, the table in the deliberation room proved inadequate for three binders of pure unadulterated boringness that we had just spent the last month going over, and as a result, a plastic cup of tea, fresh out of the kettle, was accidentally knocked onto my lap.

    If i was sitting a few inches closer to the table, i'd be typing this in falsetto. But as it was, the boiling liquid missed my most sensitive area... just.

    A mother hen-type i was serving with called for the bailiff and requested medical attention, and it turns out that the designated first aider is the court's jury officer, a rather attractive, bookish, sort of girl. She asks me to leave with her, into a small room connecting the deliberation chamber with some toilets, and asks if she can see the wound.

    I was in considerable pain, but told her that there was no tactful way to say which part of my body was afflicted, and she might have to go get one of those dolls they use in child abuse cases. At which point i could hear the rest of the jurors burst into laughter.

    We agreed that it wouldn't be the best idea for her to assist me, so i had to waddle down to Superdrugs, assisted by a bailiff, to purchase some aloe vera cream. Which is most definitely going on my expenses sheet.
    someone who may or may not be me gusta 2014-09-22 12:52:04.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Finally appreciating the appeal of sexting.

    It's better on vibrate mode. Ya know what I mean?
    nathangrey 10887 2014-09-22 13:09:11.0 login to vote score 0
    markymary: Nathum....I have bigger plans,,,,,

    Lets hope they go better than your usual plans, stalkermary.


    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-22 13:17:52.0 login to vote score 8
    tumunga 12492 2014-09-22 13:17:53.0 login to vote score -1
    farkmeblind: There's a reason the biggest tag in the cloud is "Don't be a tumunga".

    It's because people love me, you old man stalker.
    tumunga 12492 2014-09-22 13:18:38.0 login to vote score -3
    halfof33: Lolz, I'm going to watch football, drink beer, and watch your insipid spam threads sink like a stone.

    Tomorrow, you'll be back in the cubicle wondering where that smell is coming from....


    Probably left-over peacock shit in her left sock.
    tumunga 12492 2014-09-22 13:19:44.0 login to vote score -3
    osirisothedead: I imagine it went something like this:

    *morning in the CH4T R00M P0F L0L*

    halfpint: HI SPORTOS! Ready to do some trolling and bitch voting?
    turdmongo: Hold on, let me take my Geritol first.
    stalkymary: Oh yes master!!! I am at your command?
    halfpint: GOOD SPORKCHOPS! Oh shit. I can't connect. I'll bet grahams has limited bN to Actual Trolls. Sad trombone.
    turdmongo: *snore* wat? I fell asleep.
    stalkymary: I think I'm going to cry!

    *hours later*

    halfpint: The site is back up!
    turdmongo: I've spent four hours trying to piss. Fucking prostate.
    stalkymary: Go forth, great leader! I will accompany you and vote as you command! Then I'll suck cum out of your rectum, if that's ok.


    It was only 20 minutes.
    tumunga 12492 2014-09-22 13:22:02.0 login to vote score -1
    farkmeblind: Heh, no, she knows what I look like.

    That shows her lack of taste. You might want to steer clear of this one.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 13:22:20.0 login to vote score 3
    valentinselezynov: I was in considerable pain, but told her that there was no tactful way to say which part of my body was afflicted, and she might have to go get one of those dolls they use in child abuse cases. At which point i could hear the rest of the jurors burst into laughter.

    Sweet Christ on a cracker, you do have the best stories.
    tumunga 12492 2014-09-22 13:28:56.0 login to vote score -2
    farkmeblind: I don't think it's a man.

    You're hoping they're wemens so you can try to sext them without them knowing what you look like, right old man stalker?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-22 13:31:38.0 login to vote score 5
    burntman 1528 2014-09-22 13:49:39.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: You got some weird fetishes.

    Yeah, and to think, I post one or two interesting insect facts and he goes and puts me on ignore.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-22 13:50:36.0 login to vote score 4
    tumunga: You're hoping they're wemens so you can try to sext them without them knowing what you look like, right old man stalker?

    you're beeing creepy again.

    buzz off
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 13:59:03.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Yeah, and to think, I post one or two interesting insect facts and he goes and puts me on ignore.

    Go figure.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 14:02:54.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: you're beeing creepy again.
    buzz off


    Ya mean he stopped at some point?
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-22 14:14:02.0 login to vote score 5
    Le bits: Daddy, will I have to start school all over again when we move? Like from pre-k?
    Me: No peanut, you'll be going into 3rd grade.
    Her: *Shatner-esque overacting* PHEW!

    *snort* She's so damn cute.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-22 14:22:28.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Ya mean he stopped at some point?

    Suddenly:


    The guy is such a buzzkill!
    tumunga 12492 2014-09-22 14:33:38.0 login to vote score -1
    spongegirl circleskirt: you're beeing creepy again.

    buzz off


    You buzz off. I'm not the one stalking an old man.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-22 15:37:59.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga: You buzz off. I'm not the one stalking an old man.

    Oh you can dish it out, but you can't take it. Got it.
    You get drunk and post vile, racist shit about her and to her.
    Go have a drano martini.

    tumunga 12492 2014-09-22 16:09:51.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Oh you can dish it out, but you can't take it. Got it.
    You get drunk and post vile, racist shit about her and to her.
    Go have a drano martini.


    I had one last night. Doesn't do a thing but make me thirsty.

    As for taking it, I'm the king of taking it...well, I think osteo beats me on that one. You're one of the bN Libbies I actually laugh with.

    Ok, show me the racist shit I drunkenly post.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-22 16:17:42.0 login to vote score 2
    There's another V$ out there!


    churly brown 12899 2014-09-22 17:10:13.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Let's see, of the official ones, Hoover, FDR, Truman, Eisenhower, LBJ, Carter, George H. W. Bush, and Clinton.

    Thanks for the reply. I really liked it.

    I mention VP Libraries because, believe it or not, I got invited to the opening of Quayle's. They actually don't take themselves too seriously. There's room for humor. No criticism, but humor.

    I had no idea about Ike. FDR is a gutless sack of pig-bladders who poisoned me against the Democrat party. I'd be interested to know if they reported how much of his life was under surveillance by Hoover. Truman was just the insurance policy. I actually like Truman, though.

    Hoover is legendary. He was also a classical scholar who prepared the only modern translation of De Re Metallica. Oh, it sucks, but that's more intellect than ... anyone since. Really. I'm glad you enjoyed him. He's one of the very few presidents who ever did anything worthwhile.

    Lincoln was the consummate politician. I learned everything I needed to know about him at the Warren County (Vicksburg) Courthouse Museum.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-22 17:12:12.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga: I had one last night. Doesn't do a thing but make me thirsty.

    As for taking it, I'm the king of taking it...well, I think osteo beats me on that one. You're one of the bN Libbies I actually laugh with.

    Ok, show me the racist shit I drunkenly post.


    Well if it wasn't you then it was on of your cohorts. There was some nasty shit in the Q over the weekend.

    just..just..stop posting to her.
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