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  • iggins 5808 2015-03-02 01:10:43.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: There's Klingons on Uranus.

    We call them dingleberries
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 01:12:46.0 login to vote score 0
    Also I had a terrific off and on stand off with a drunk crack head for 2 hours tonight. Not fun. Cops wouldn't haul him off the first time they came around. couldn't tell if this fuck head was going to throw down or not.
    texas raider 728 2015-03-02 01:22:27.0 login to vote score 9
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    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 04:19:37.0 login to vote score 0
    That crack head incident was like 6 hours ago and I am still feeling jacked up
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-02 04:51:13.0 login to vote score 0
    Meanwhile, in Elvisland...
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 05:36:40.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Meanwhile, in Elvisland...

    Is it may yet?
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-02 05:40:54.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Also I had a terrific off and on stand off with a drunk crack head for 2 hours tonight. Not fun. Cops wouldn't haul him off the first time they came around. couldn't tell if this fuck head was going to throw down or not.

    But they did the second time?
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-02 06:13:06.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Is it may yet?

    64 work days to go. Not that I'm counting or anything...
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 06:30:16.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: But they did the second time?

    He finally disappeared before they came back. He would bullshit me for 20 minutes while I continously asked him to leave and told him he can't stay here. Then walk off across the parking lot to the grocery store then come back 10 minutes later and repeated the process several times of 2 hours
    mimir 6886 2015-03-02 06:34:18.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: WHY DID YOU NOT GET WINDOWS 7 YOU FOOL. ANY FLAVOR OF WINDOWS 8 IS JUST SATAN'S DICK. WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY WANT TO MOLEST SATAN'S DICK

    Mostly because I work in the tech field, and will eventually be responsible for hundreds of Win8 devices. I figure it wouldn't be a terrible idea to familiarize myself with it ahead of time.
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-02 06:37:05.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: Mostly because I work in the tech field, and will eventually be responsible for hundreds of Win8 devices. I figure it wouldn't be a terrible idea to familiarize myself with it ahead of time.

    And because 7 isn't available anymore on retail sales.
    Unless you know this one simple trick!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-02 06:37:16.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: He finally disappeared before they came back. He would bullshit me for 20 minutes while I continously asked him to leave and told him he can't stay here. Then walk off across the parking lot to the grocery store then come back 10 minutes later and repeated the process several times of 2 hours

    If you have security cams, I might save that footage in case the cops gave you a hard time about wasting their time.
    mimir 6886 2015-03-02 06:56:11.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: And because 7 isn't available anymore on retail sales.
    Unless you know this one simple trick!


    Eh. the Oddlingette has it on her new laptop, and during the decrapification and file migration process, it wasn't that bad. Especially with a touch screen, there's not that much of a learning curve.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 07:04:01.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: If you have security cams, I might save that footage in case the cops gave you a hard time about wasting their time.

    they actually apologized for being late, some jackass else wear was popping off rounds into the air. they were cool. after the first time they came and shoed him off the officer said to call if he comes back and he will lock him up. i guess the guy found a ride or whatever cause they searched the area for him and he never came back to my store, or maybe they did find him and hauled him off, either way crackhead disappeared and i don't care how
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 07:07:25.0 login to vote score 6
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-02 07:08:37.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: Eh. the Oddlingette has it on her new laptop, and during the decrapification and file migration process, it wasn't that bad. Especially with a touch screen, there's not that much of a learning curve.

    Now that all of our machines at home are 7 and up the homegroup thing actually works, that's been handy as hell for sharing stuff.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-02 07:23:45.0 login to vote score 4
    50 Shades of Grey:


    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 08:01:30.0 login to vote score 2
    IT'S CHORONG'S BIRFDAY


    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 08:07:55.0 login to vote score 1
    actually her birth day is their yesterday but is our today so their today is our tomorrow


    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 08:08:59.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-02 08:24:23.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 08:31:17.0 login to vote score 6


    my money is on Dave
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-02 08:42:40.0 login to vote score 2
    HALP I'm being controlled by reddit karma!

    Pissed off a nimrod on a subreddit, the precious lil snowflake is going through my comment history and downvoting me, so TOTES ADORBS! So damn funny.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 09:41:44.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: HALP I'm being controlled by reddit karma!

    Pissed off a nimrod on a subreddit, the precious lil snowflake is going through my comment history and downvoting me, so TOTES ADORBS! So damn funny.


    You could post his username and we could all do the same to him and be TOTES ADORBS
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 09:41:46.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: HALP I'm being controlled by reddit karma!

    Pissed off a nimrod on a subreddit, the precious lil snowflake is going through my comment history and downvoting me, so TOTES ADORBS! So damn funny.


    You could post his username and we could all do the same to him and be TOTES ADORBS
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-02 09:52:58.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: You could post his username and we could all do the same to him and be TOTES ADORBS

    Hell yeah!!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 10:27:56.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Hell yeah!!

    We can teach this snowflake about Sojin and dickbutt
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-02 11:11:41.0 login to vote score 1
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    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 11:23:03.0 login to vote score 1
    I was reading about the Crusades and the leader of Venice was involved. He was known not as a king or prince, but as a doge.

    Such history. Much doge. Wow.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 11:26:26.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I didn't sleep well cause I kept waking myself up with my farts. Then when I was dreaming I dreamed I was farting.

    When you fart in your dreams, you fart in real life


    I've been farting up a storm the past two days. Why must cheese taste so good when it hates my digestive tract so much?
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-02 11:26:38.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk: Tst.

    S ths thng n?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 11:27:26.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: I just ordered a laptop with the money I got from some dividend payouts.

    *takes another sip of merlot*

    No, really. I did.

    Windows 8.1 touch screen 15 inch laptop.


    I'm going to finally replace my six year old compy 386 and I'm making a point to get Windows 7 because fuck Windows 8 and it's toddler designed interface!
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-02 11:30:35.0 login to vote score 9
    Ah! Spring is just around the corner!






    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 11:36:05.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: actually her birth day is their yesterday but is our today so their today is our tomorrow

    [image removed]


    My mind cannot deal with fifth dimensional math.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 11:36:57.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: HALP I'm being controlled by reddit karma!

    Pissed off a nimrod on a subreddit, the precious lil snowflake is going through my comment history and downvoting me, so TOTES ADORBS! So damn funny.


    Why are you on reddit? That site's organization sucks.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-02 11:38:31.0 login to vote score 5
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-02 11:43:04.0 login to vote score 6
    cannonhawk: Tst


    cannonhawk: Tst


    cannonhawk: Tst


    cannonhawk: Tst


    cannonhawk: Tst


    cannonhawk: Tst.

    Oh, I know that song! It's a techno song, right?
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-02 12:01:26.0 login to vote score 1
    Would somebody please yell "god dammit fucking shit piss fuck" for me? I'm unable to do so at the moment.

    Thanks.
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-02 12:09:28.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Why are you on reddit? That site's organization sucks.

    There are a couple gaming subs I read regularly... and /aww :)

    Yes, it sucks to read but WAT DO?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 12:14:09.0 login to vote score 4
    karkfumm: Would somebody please yell "god dammit fucking shit piss fuck" for me? I'm unable to do so at the moment.

    Thanks.


    I got some very strange looks from the library patrons.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-02 12:44:15.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: IT'S CHORONG'S BIRFDAY


    iggins: actually her birth day is their yesterday but is our today so their today is our tomorrow

    How old is she? Nine?
    shocker 99 2015-03-02 13:39:14.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: Would somebody please yell "god dammit fucking shit piss fuck" for me? I'm unable to do so at the moment.

    Thanks.



    Done and done.
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-02 14:43:39.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: How old is she? Nine?

    24.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-02 14:48:24.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: 24.

    I must have missed the phase 24 year olds go through when they wear shark sockpuppets on their hands.
    sabine 745 2015-03-02 14:57:23.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: I must have missed the phase 24 year olds go through when they wear shark sockpuppets on their hands.

    I'm guessing it was something a fan brought for her to sign. One time we were going to visit some friends and stopped at a store to buy a toy for their family dog. There happened to be a pro football player signing autographs at the store, and he was kind enough to sign the label to make the gift extra special. So celebs do get asked to sign unusual things.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-02 14:59:02.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: I'm guessing it was something a fan brought for her to sign. One time we were going to visit some friends and stopped at a store to buy a toy for their family dog. There happened to be a pro football player signing autographs at the store, and he was kind enough to sign the label to make the gift extra special. So celebs do get asked to sign unusual things.

    That seems to be a very common occurrance with these kpop girls.
    sabine 745 2015-03-02 15:01:45.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: That seems to be a very common occurrance with these kpop girls.

    I think it's cool that she was willing to pose for a picture wearing the puppet instead of bigtiming the fan and acting like the request was beneath her.

    Of course, I have no evidence that that's how things went down, but I like to think that it's possible to be a popstar without becoming a massive beyotch.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-02 15:03:31.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: I think it's cool that she was willing to pose for a picture wearing the puppet instead of bigtiming the fan and acting like the request was beneath her.

    Of course, I have no evidence that that's how things went down, but I like to think that it's possible to be a popstar without becoming a massive beyotch.


    IF that's what happened. I just see adult women behaving in childlike ways in many of the pictures of them I see here.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-02 15:28:47.0 login to vote score 3
    tumunga 12492 2015-03-02 15:56:29.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: HALP I'm being controlled by reddit karma!

    Pissed off a nimrod on a subreddit, the precious lil snowflake is going through my comment history and downvoting me, so TOTES ADORBS! So damn funny.


    Nobody here does this.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 16:31:38.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: I must have missed the phase 24 year olds go through when they wear shark sockpuppets on their hands.

    If I had a shark sockpuppet, I'd wear it to work and attack patrons with it when they ask stupid questions.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 16:32:54.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: That seems to be a very common occurrance with these kpop girls.

    They are pretty fungible.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-02 16:44:11.0 login to vote score 0
    Flare up. I took a nap after three cups of coffee.
    Been fighting it for a month.
    I guess bulldozing through ALL the time is not a good idea.
    hobo as a nerd 12027 2015-03-02 17:19:08.0 login to vote score 1
    Iggins and Eddyatwork might be interested to know that I had White Castle for lunch and Aldi's Taco Lasagna for dinner.

    Tonight I get even with my dog. Bwa hahahaha
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-02 17:52:47.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga: Nobody here does this.

    Oh no, nope, no wai, never ever, nuh uh.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 19:56:47.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I've been farting up a storm the past two days. Why must cheese taste so good when it hates my digestive tract so much?

    Because fuck everyone around you
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 19:57:36.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Flare up. I took a nap after three cups of coffee.
    Been fighting it for a month.
    I guess bulldozing through ALL the time is not a good idea.


    Who naps after three cups of coffee?


    How highs your caffeine tolerance
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-02 20:14:30.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Because fuck everyone around you

    You're one to talk, Mr. Rage Poop!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 20:16:26.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: You're one to talk, Mr. Rage Poop!

    At least I can process cheese without killing someone
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 20:19:19.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: I'm guessing it was something a fan brought for her to sign. One time we were going to visit some friends and stopped at a store to buy a toy for their family dog. There happened to be a pro football player signing autographs at the store, and he was kind enough to sign the label to make the gift extra special. So celebs do get asked to sign unusual things.

    Bah I have been looking for half of you for ages.

    Baseball is coming soon, go giants.


    Also did you see Lizzy from orange caramel make her solo debut, she is fantastic and has an infectious smile
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 20:20:34.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: 24.

    HA NOW YOU LIKE KPOP. ONE OF US ONE OF US.

    She is 25 in Korean years. They count the day you were born as your first birthday
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 20:23:44.0 login to vote score 0
    hobo as a nerd: Iggins and Eddyatwork might be interested to know that I had White Castle for lunch and Aldi's Taco Lasagna for dinner.

    Tonight I get even with my dog. Bwa hahahaha


    So fart! Much smell! WOW!


    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 20:24:51.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: You're one to talk, Mr. Rage Poop!

    If Iggins and I were ever in the same room and there was a kimchee with cheese all you can eat food bar, the universe would implode.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 20:25:22.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: At least I can process cheese without killing someone

    Quit bragging!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 20:33:31.0 login to vote score 0
    Also aoa has a web series now, I watched the first episode in am totes excited
    john rimbauer 3122 2015-03-02 21:39:35.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: If Iggins and I were ever in the same room and there was a kimchee with cheese all you can eat food bar, the universe would implode.

    I think I just solved the US's fuel crisis...
    shocker 99 2015-03-02 21:52:38.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: If ... there was a kimchee with cheese all you can eat food bar...


    Damn, that actually sounds good
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-02 22:09:47.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet 2985 2015-03-02 22:14:35.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-02 22:15:01.0 login to vote score 3


    From the ISS.
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-02 22:16:51.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-02 22:30:59.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Also aoa has a web series now, I watched the first episode in am totes excited

    STOP SAYING TOTES!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 22:44:55.0 login to vote score 0
    Hitlery2016 is burning the late night oil in the queue
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 22:45:30.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: [image removed]

    Where is dickbutt
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 22:46:20.0 login to vote score 1
    ALSO YESTERDAY MY MOM GOT AN INTERVIEW YESTERDAY WITH A GIANT SOFTWARE COMPANY IN SEATTLE.


    I FUCKING LOVE SEATTLE

    I TOTES WANTS TO MOVE THERE
    iggins 5808 2015-03-02 22:47:20.0 login to vote score 0
    john rimbauer: I think I just solved the US's fuel crisis...

    For some reason pizza rolls make me extremely flatulence as well. Butt not pizza
    clifton 1850 2015-03-02 23:13:55.0 login to vote score 0
    karkfumm:

    Can't fit any bNers in there.
    clifton 1850 2015-03-02 23:15:53.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: For some reason pizza rolls make me extremely flatulence as well. Butt not pizza

    Probably due to the "Mozzarella Cheese Substitute" Totino's uses.
    gradivus 3607 2015-03-02 23:24:03.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Flare up. I took a nap after three cups of coffee.
    Been fighting it for a month.
    I guess bulldozing through ALL the time is not a good idea.


    You know, you might try cutting out redmeat, theres a protein in all redmeats(any mammal) that humans dont posses and our bodies treat it with an immune response(its being eyed as the cause for diets high in redmeat having higher mortality). Hell, Im wondering if its caused or at least exacerbated my damn psoriasis as it got WORSE while I was doing paleo despite everything else getting better.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-03 00:39:40.0 login to vote score 0
    gradivus: You know, you might try cutting out redmeat, theres a protein in all redmeats(any mammal) that humans dont posses and our bodies treat it with an immune response(its being eyed as the cause for diets high in redmeat having higher mortality). Hell, Im wondering if its caused or at least exacerbated my damn psoriasis as it got WORSE while I was doing paleo despite everything else getting better.

    I looked this up. It's apparently a sugar -- N-glycolylneuraminic acid, Neu5Gc -- which is present on the surface of cells in red meats. Humans do not synthesize Neu5Gc, and possess antibodies directed against it. When Neu5Gc and antibodies were fed to mice genetically engineered not to express Neu5Gc, the mice developed more spontaneous tumors; it is speculated that Neu5Gc/Anti-Neu5Gc interactions may spur chronic inflammatory disease. The research was published in PNAS (note: not a properly peer-reviewed journal) and the full text is behind a paywall.

    Interesting, though. For a PDF mini-review, see: http://www6.tau.ac.il/karavani/images/PDFs/1%20Glycans%20in%20immune%20recognition%20and%20response.pdf
    If you logged in, you could post here.