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  • iggins 5808 2014-11-26 01:40:56.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Sounds like a good car. You should have donated it to Twitch.

    It was a Subaru.

    Station wagon
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-11-26 01:42:28.0 login to vote score 5
    Ghostbusters- classic 80's kids movie. With cameo appearance by porn star Ron Jeremy.



    Mind. Blown.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 02:23:47.0 login to vote score 1
    bluegargoyle: Ghostbusters- classic 80's kids movie. With cameo appearance by porn star Ron Jeremy.

    [image removed]

    Mind. Blown.


    Lol blown
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 04:06:03.0 login to vote score 4
    not exactly 11873 2014-11-26 04:53:55.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins:

    More shibe please.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 05:25:42.0 login to vote score 0
    Well shit, looks like the chromebook finally went toes up. Can't even get it to boot into dev mode.

    Ya served us well, lil laptop wannabe!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 05:36:22.0 login to vote score 1
    not exactly: More shibe please.

    Well first I have to poop, which I am doing right now, then I have to go take the doggy to get his nails trimmed, then back home to eat noodles and play video games, then maybe more shibe
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-26 06:04:24.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Well first I have to poop, which I am doing right now, then I have to go take the doggy to get his nails trimmed, then back home to eat noodles and play video games, then maybe more shibe

    Bowel-shaking earthquakes (of doubt and remorse)?
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-11-26 06:16:41.0 login to vote score 7
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-26 06:41:58.0 login to vote score 3
    It's Friday! It's Friday!

    No work tomorrow!

    OK, technically it is Wednesday but it feels like Friday.

    So....

    It's Friday!
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-26 07:15:22.0 login to vote score 10
    Today is Mother tabernash's 90th birthday (had she lived).

    I miss the old bat. I really do.

    So, HAPPY NATAL DAY MOM!


    ;-)
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:25:57.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Today is Mother tabernash's 90th birthday (had she lived).

    I miss the old bat. I really do.

    So, HAPPY NATAL DAY MOM!


    ;-)


    YOUR MOM!!!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:33:57.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 07:39:02.0 login to vote score 2
    I can see it's going to be extra retarded here today.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:41:49.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:43:24.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: I can see it's going to be extra retarded here today.

    i can help with puppies and Sojin
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:44:29.0 login to vote score 0
    and bacon cocks
    bootney lee farnsworth 10783 2014-11-26 07:44:49.0 login to vote score 1
    I woke up this morning to three OnePlus One invites to share. jesusandeinstein at the gmails if anyone wants one.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 08:16:35.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Bowel-shaking earthquakes (of doubt and remorse)?

    Well if yer gonna give me an earworm, Cake it is!
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-26 08:39:37.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Well if yer gonna give me an earworm, Cake it is!

    It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

    What?

    Bake a cake!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-26 08:51:22.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: And of course, durability is a factor. I would include the costs of depreciation, etc. into a potential gain.

    And you claim you aren't an accountant.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-26 08:51:59.0 login to vote score 1

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas


    *dodges thrown tomatoes*
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-26 08:56:11.0 login to vote score 8
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-26 08:56:16.0 login to vote score 3
    Four days it took to get Elder Scrolls Online downloaded and patched. Four. Fucking. Days. And now it won't launch. Just submitted a ticket. I'm pissed.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 09:10:09.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Four days it took to get Elder Scrolls Online downloaded and patched. Four. Fucking. Days. And now it won't launch. Just submitted a ticket. I'm pissed.

    it takes me like an hour to download 16 gigs
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-26 09:21:37.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-26 09:21:57.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: it takes me like an hour to download 16 gigs

    The initial install was over 40GB. Then all the patches. Also the launcher makes the download/install low priority when it's not the front-facing app.
    texas raider 728 2014-11-26 10:03:07.0 login to vote score 8


    /two more days...
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 10:36:09.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: The initial install was over 40GB. Then all the patches. Also the launcher makes the download/install low priority when it's not the front-facing app.

    thats dildos
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 10:43:48.0 login to vote score 0
    churly brown: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

    What?

    Bake a cake!


    No. Just no..
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 10:44:44.0 login to vote score 3
    Looks like my flare up finally ended.
    House clean
    Laundry done
    Resting
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 10:46:53.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 10:49:13.0 login to vote score 0
    i should go have a fap, eat some icecream then go to sleep
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 10:53:54.0 login to vote score 1
    oh shit there has been a squatch spotting, prepare yourselves
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 10:55:25.0 login to vote score 3
    On the weekends I can't be bothered to do chores. Today's basically an at home daddy day; laundry's done, dishes done, shopping's done, kiddo is watching cartoons and I'm feeling accomplished. Beats the hell out of "real" working. :)

    And I'm now drinking a spiced apple chai waiting for wifey to come home.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 11:30:10.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins: oh shit there has been a squatch spotting, prepare yourselves


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 11:32:10.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: On the weekends I can't be bothered to do chores. Today's basically an at home daddy day; laundry's done, dishes done, shopping's done, kiddo is watching cartoons and I'm feeling accomplished. Beats the hell out of "real" working. :)

    And I'm now drinking a spiced apple chai waiting for wifey to come home.


    No one should do chores on weekends. Learned that with Flylady.
    I got my shit together too. The house smells nice. I had been decluttering all week, so when I did clean this morning, it only took me an hour.
    Feels good, man. :)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 11:35:56.0 login to vote score 3
    Not doing anything for turkey day. Did buy a small turkey roast.
    Just need some supplies to do the stuffing, and salad stuff.
    Pops is too depressed and I wasn't sure I would be well enough.
    Hoping family might drop by after they do their dinners, but if they don't, I'm cool with it.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 11:38:11.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm going to copy Mr. Bacon and make some tea. I have some vanilla chai and truvia, and grass fed butter. Going to do this Indian style.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 11:40:19.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: I'm going to copy Mr. Bacon and make some tea

    It was pretty tasty.
    halfof33 12140 2014-11-26 11:46:55.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I'm going to copy Mr. Bacon and make some tea. I have some vanilla chai and truvia, and grass fed butter. Going to do this Indian style.

    "vanilla chai and truvia, and grass fed butter..."

    That sounds interesting, is that some kind of a pastry or cookie?
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-11-26 12:25:40.0 login to vote score 10
    iggins: oh shit there has been a squatch spotting, prepare yourselves

    Found this while on my way to work and could not resist:


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 12:28:36.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: "vanilla chai and truvia, and grass fed butter..."

    That sounds interesting, is that some kind of a pastry or cookie?


    Nah. Put all that weird stuff in my tea. Putting butter in tea is an Indian and in some middle Eastern countries a way to drink tea. I should have had honey instead of the truvia, in hindsight. Still good. I might brew another.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 12:29:48.0 login to vote score 1
    Grass fed butter=the cows were grass fed. :)
    halfof33 12140 2014-11-26 12:35:56.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Nah. Put all that weird stuff in my tea. Putting butter in tea is an Indian and in some middle Eastern countries a way to drink tea. I should have had honey instead of the truvia, in hindsight. Still good. I might brew another.

    They put butter in tea?

    wow....
    mimir 6886 2014-11-26 12:40:46.0 login to vote score 7
    Spent the morning with the Oddlingette out adventuring and such. A most excellent way to spend the morning.

    We're planning on it again Friday.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 13:02:29.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: They put butter in tea?

    wow....


    Yep! It's not much different than putting milk in, just a little fattier.

    Coconut oil in coffee or tea will make it pretty creamy tasting too.

    Try it sometime!
    sabine 745 2014-11-26 14:20:27.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir: Spent the morning with the Oddlingette out adventuring and such. A most excellent way to spend the morning. We're planning on it again Friday.

    Picked up some live dungeness at that place we had oysters. Lines were out the door.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-26 15:39:04.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Picked up some live dungeness at that place we had oysters. Lines were out the door.

    Yum. That sounds quite nice, wait aside!
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 15:55:07.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Coconut oil in coffee or tea will make it pretty creamy tasting too.

    That's the main ingredient if you want to make your own powdered creamer.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 16:20:46.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That's the main ingredient if you want to make your own powdered creamer.

    That sounds good. Bet I can find how to make it.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 16:30:33.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: That sounds good. Bet I can find how to make it.

    Psssst, clickerdoodle
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-26 16:35:09.0 login to vote score 2


    Just try it. Come on man, don't be a pussy.
    phoenix301 12664 2014-11-26 16:47:42.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Today is Mother tabernash's 90th birthday (had she lived).

    I miss the old bat. I really do.

    So, HAPPY NATAL DAY MOM!


    ;-)


    How did you get to be older than your mom?








    *I KEED*
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-26 17:01:04.0 login to vote score 0
    phoenix301: How did you get to be older than your mom?








    *I KEED*


    Two words.


    New math.



    I hated new math, see what it has done?



    /and by new math you must remember we only had one number back then. Any number after that is new fangled!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 17:04:07.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Psssst, clickerdoodle

    Thanks!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 17:06:50.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Psssst, clickerdoodle

    Oh that looks easy!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 18:46:23.0 login to vote score 1
    STEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEE
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 18:49:18.0 login to vote score 4
    fatsean 3838 2014-11-26 18:55:36.0 login to vote score 0
    Just finished watching "Pain and Gain" on Netflix. It was not terrible. Marky Mark plays an idiot guy just like Brock Landers and no acting achievements were made...but I laughed more than I thought I would.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 19:15:47.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-26 19:22:03.0 login to vote score 1
    bN is slower than shit right now. Is it about to go down again?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 19:33:34.0 login to vote score 0
    Jennette McCurdy


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-26 19:50:15.0 login to vote score 0
    Dishwasher running. Feel awful. Going to bed.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 19:58:04.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-26 20:02:11.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Dishwasher running. Feel awful. Going to bed.

    Why do you feel awful when your wife goes out running?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:14:54.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:28:24.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:35:42.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:46:34.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 20:56:39.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 21:03:26.0 login to vote score 3
    i need this


    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 21:05:43.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: i need this
    [image removed]


    Doin it wrong mang, hatchet wound, not hatchet table.


    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-26 21:08:32.0 login to vote score 0
    Thinking about getting back into WoW. I have a problem.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 21:17:42.0 login to vote score 1
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-11-26 21:20:08.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 21:22:42.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: bN is slower than shit right now. Is it about to go down again?

    Like the Titanic on your mom.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 21:24:26.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 22:22:36.0 login to vote score 1
    clown blowjobs


    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 23:20:00.0 login to vote score 1
    this belongs to james may



    no joke



    this is his plane



    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-26 23:30:47.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: They put butter in tea?

    wow....


    Blecch!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-27 00:32:28.0 login to vote score 0
    DAMN YOU STEAM SALE DAMN YOU


    I AM THE PC MASTER RACE


    HEIL GABE N
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-27 00:38:20.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: [dog-cuzzi]

    Looks like Thailand. It's fricking hot there.
    iggins 5808 Thu Nov 27 00:51:03 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: Thinking about getting back into WoW. I have a problem.

    Don't do it, go check out the steam sale
    iggins 5808 Thu Nov 27 01:11:01 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    Oh god they shot me.




    Right in the wallet
    iggins 5808 Thu Nov 27 01:11:18 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    churly brown: Looks like Thailand. It's fricking hot there.

    Hot thais
    If you logged in, you could post here.