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  • farkmeblind 482 2014-07-26 23:05:51.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: Can't sleep. Bleh.

    Me either.
    clifton 1850 2014-07-26 23:24:16.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: Can't sleep. Bleh.

    I have the opposite problem: I'm tired, but I'm fighting it like a little kid because I wanna do stuff.
    texas raider 728 2014-07-26 23:24:57.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 00:37:33.0 login to vote score 1
    I have a Swedish paper weight full of Italians on pump 4, me and another guy have bwen trying to fix it for about 5 hours
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 00:40:07.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I have a Swedish paper weight full of Italians on pump 4, me and another guy have bwen trying to fix it for about 5 hours

    A Volvo full of Italians? Will wonders never cease?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 00:44:17.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 01:10:28.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: A Volvo full of Italians? Will wonders never cease?

    The Volvo won't shift out of park. Something fucky is going on with the control system
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 01:11:51.0 login to vote score 2
    I just brewed 6 gallons of coffee. I bet spongey just got the strangest boner
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 01:30:19.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: The Volvo won't shift out of park. Something fucky is going on with the control system

    Can they get the key out of the ignition?
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 01:32:28.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Can they get the key out of the ignition?

    Found the problem shifter cable broke and we can't get it jerry rigged back together
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 01:32:30.0 login to vote score 0
    Here

    http://volvoforums.com/forum/volvo-850-16/cant-shift-out-park-44307/
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 01:32:47.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Found the problem shifter cable broke and we can't get it jerry rigged back together

    Awww shit.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 01:39:17.0 login to vote score 2
    Got an elderly dog freaking out and I don't know why. He has NEVER whined when I come up for a pee in the middle of the night. So I poured myself a shot of Wild Turkey Honey and went out with him so he could pee and I could look at the stars. He was out for about five minutes, then when we came in, I kennelled him and he kept panting really hard. So I let him out, let him have some water and a snack, kennelled him again. Started whining and grunt-growling, another sound I haven't heard him make before.

    He seems to have settled down now that I'm out of sight. Shifty lil fucker.

    I can't leave him outside: barking. Can't leave him free in the house: peeing.
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-07-27 03:38:55.0 login to vote score 3
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-07-27 05:30:09.0 login to vote score 0
    The King has returned.



    Didier Drogba is back at Chelsea!
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-27 06:08:22.0 login to vote score 1
    Today is my brother's 50th birthday, for some reason that makes me feel mortal. I fucking hate this feeling.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-27 07:17:53.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Found the problem shifter cable broke and we can't get it jerry rigged back together

    Well, fuck.

    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-27 07:20:25.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Today is my brother's 50th birthday, for some reason that makes me feel mortal. I fucking hate this feeling.

    Shaddup, whipper snapper.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-07-27 07:23:55.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I just brewed 6 gallons of coffee. I bet spongey just got the strangest boner

    That's my fetish.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-27 07:46:55.0 login to vote score 5
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-27 07:58:06.0 login to vote score 3
    roddikinsathome: Shaddup, whipper snapper.

    It's weird, my upcoming 40th doesn't affect me, but him hitting 50 does.
    No idea why.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-27 08:02:31.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Moped Knight

    Tiddler please.

    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 09:26:54.0 login to vote score 3
    aaaaaaaaand here is Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 09:31:52.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 10:11:29.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 10:14:24.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 10:15:12.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife 1634 2014-07-27 10:23:19.0 login to vote score 4
    random bacon: It's weird, my upcoming 40th doesn't affect me, but him hitting 50 does.
    No idea why.


    I think it's something about viewing ourselves relative to other people. Hang out with a lot of people who are short, and you'll feel like a tall person, e.g.

    What's getting me is seeing successful politicians, political analysts, leading actors, and CEOs on TV and realize they're all 10-25 years younger than me. Yech.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 10:25:05.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 11:10:15.0 login to vote score -1
    Shit. The dogs chase cars WAY too close. If these were mutts it would be one thing, but they're not. There will be a paintball gun involved shortly.
    lady tabernash 4405 2014-07-27 11:14:38.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Shit. The dogs chase cars WAY too close. If these were mutts it would be one thing, but they're not. There will be a paintball gun involved shortly.

    Around here there's a leash law, so it's not an issue.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 11:24:27.0 login to vote score 0
    lady tabernash: Around here there's a leash law, so it's not an issue.

    This is all the owner's property, so leash laws aren't an issue either.
    zedeks 12822 2014-07-27 11:48:09.0 login to vote score 4
    That will be the last time I party with salespeople. Fuck you liver.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-27 11:55:02.0 login to vote score 2
    zedeks: That will be the last time I party with salespeople. Fuck you liver.

    I thought everyone knew not to do that!

    Well, the hard lessons are the ones you remember.
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-27 13:05:01.0 login to vote score 3
    zedeks: That will be the last time I party with salespeople. Fuck you liver.

    THE RAVENS ARE COMING RIGHT FOR US!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-27 13:26:58.0 login to vote score 1
    zedeks: That will be the last time I party with salespeople. Fuck you liver.

    Christ almighty, the only worse drinkers than salespeople are store clerks and theater majors!
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-27 13:33:47.0 login to vote score 3


    The Shrine of Fire and Water.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-07-27 13:45:23.0 login to vote score 3
    Wow, apparently we've hit peak trackball:



    I should dig mine out of the basement and enjoy the nostalgia trip.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 13:57:54.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Christ almighty, the only worse drinkers than salespeople are store clerks and theater majors!

    When Sojin speaks in english, it's the most adorable thing ever
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-27 14:04:01.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: When Sojin speaks in english, it's the most adorable thing ever

    Video please!
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-27 14:09:16.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Giant puppets have been making their way through Central Liverpool for the past 2 days. Did I go and watch? ... Oh hell no. You see all those people? I get panic attacks in the damn supermarket!

    Liverpool?

    I thought you said you are living in the U.S. now.

    clifton 1850 2014-07-27 14:13:47.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: Wow, apparently we've hit peak trackball:



    I should dig mine out of the basement and enjoy the nostalgia trip.


    I used to own at multiplayer FPSes with those.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-07-27 14:22:05.0 login to vote score 4
    clifton: I used to own at multiplayer FPSes with those.

    They are also great for keeping coworkers from using your computer. People generally go elsewhere rather than use your workstation.

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 15:18:15.0 login to vote score 0
    I thought I was getting a little red wagon. Oh no. What I have is the Big Red All Terrain Wagon. Balloon sand-tires and all. I have a lovely new duvet and a dust ruffle. It's almost like being a girl or something.

    Can't WAIT to play with the sewing machine. SQUEEEEEE!!!

    clifton 1850 2014-07-27 15:26:18.0 login to vote score 3
    karkfumm: They are also great for keeping coworkers from using your computer. People generally go elsewhere rather than use your workstation.

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


    Heh.

    Track ball: the manual transmission for your computer.
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-27 15:39:41.0 login to vote score 1
    I am so moving in 5 months. Can't wait to buy a house.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-07-27 16:02:55.0 login to vote score 4
    karkfumm: They are also great for keeping coworkers from using your computer. People generally go elsewhere rather than use your workstation.

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


    Trackballs are worse than Hitler.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-27 16:36:17.0 login to vote score 1
    Gah, I smell like dogs, dirt, sweat, and rain. It was a good weekend.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-27 17:18:35.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: I thought I was getting a little red wagon. Oh no. What I have is the Big Red All Terrain Wagon. Balloon sand-tires and all. I have a lovely new duvet and a dust ruffle. It's almost like being a girl or something.

    Can't WAIT to play with the sewing machine. SQUEEEEEE!!!


    There goes your dyke street cred.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-27 18:24:19.0 login to vote score 0
    clifton: Heh.

    Track ball: the manual transmission for your computer.


    Fuckin' A! I've been using a trackball for twenty years now. Using a mouse makes me vaguely angry at this point.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-27 18:27:05.0 login to vote score 1
    I don't know what a dust ruffle is, but I'm already getting my jimmies rustled by the very phrase!
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-27 18:37:54.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: The Shrine of Fire and Water.

    I visited your new village today Bacon...






    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-27 18:41:28.0 login to vote score 2
    Minecraft North Village:



    View from my new house in North Village. I've been adding new houses for villagers like a motherfucker.



    More housing means villagers start breeding. Ah, the love between two men with big noses.



    And the two guys went to a cloning clinic or adopted, because now they have a new kid!


    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-27 18:44:03.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle: And the two guys went to a cloning clinic or adopted, because now they have a new kid!

    And in that last shot you can see me new house. Needs some finesse, but it will work for now. Now just need to go harvest some more wood to replace all the timber I used.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-27 18:49:52.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I don't know what a dust ruffle is, but I'm already getting my jimmies rustled by the very phrase!

    It's a cover you put on your box spring to hide the fact you never check for dust bunnies under your bed.

    Also turns your bed into a coven for cats and or small dogs. It's a rawhide graveyard and shoe storage under mine.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-27 18:52:05.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: I thought I was getting a little red wagon. Oh no. What I have is the Big Red All Terrain Wagon. Balloon sand-tires and all. I have a lovely new duvet and a dust ruffle. It's almost like being a girl or something.

    Can't WAIT to play with the sewing machine. SQUEEEEEE!!!


    If you start wearing pink ribbons in your dreads, I'm going to worry and question your sexuality. :)
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-27 18:53:00.0 login to vote score 2
    bluegargoyle: I visited your new village today Bacon...

    Improved Shrine:


    Also found a massive Nether fortress to pillage.

    Boo.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-27 19:18:16.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: If you start wearing pink ribbons in your dreads, I'm going to worry and question your sexuality. :)

    There's only one thing worse than a homo; a WOMAN!

    BAWWW!!!!
    mikeflstfi 4335 2014-07-27 19:30:31.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: Tiddler please.

    And to think they chose a goddamned Honda CBX for the bike on that poster. Parallel 6 was one crazy motor.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-07-27 19:33:06.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: It's a cover you put on your box spring to hide the fact you never check for dust bunnies under your bed.

    Also turns your bed into a coven for cats and or small dogs. It's a rawhide graveyard and shoe storage under mine.


    I prefer to let my dust bunnies roam free.
    jafo 1950 2014-07-27 19:43:26.0 login to vote score 1
    vushtrriboy:

    So I got 7 says on your comparison of minecraft + dayz. How long did it take before you got a fortified place? I got durability at 100 and every time I die I create a new game as I don't want to spawn at midnight with no gear.
    jafo 1950 2014-07-27 19:49:00.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Improved Shrine:


    Also found a massive Nether fortress to pillage.

    Boo.


    I got tired of the nether. I knocked off the ender dragon a few months ago. To knock off the wither, I think I need a nether fortress without torches to find wither skeletons. It's already a pain to locate a nether fortress (found strongholds easier even without ender eyes).

    Seems I have more fun creating worlds and establishing bases so I started 7 days. More frustrating with the default settings but more challenging than minecraft.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 22:08:22.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Video please!

    Should be on the Sojin reddit
    iggins 5808 2014-07-27 22:09:11.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: I am so moving in 5 months. Can't wait to buy a house.

    Get a husky
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-27 22:46:41.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Get a husky

    We moved into a leased unit for only 6 months with the intention of buying a house while we figured out the local market, and whether or not my new civilian job would be stable. I need a garage and yard to care for, the better half needs more kitchen and interior space to be happy. I know houses are small where I live now, but we're always on top of each other with personal space. Starting a family we're going to need more room. And air conditioning. When the tradewinds die this place is muggy as hell.
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-27 22:48:17.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-27 22:50:36.0 login to vote score 1
    Please autosize


    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-27 22:51:34.0 login to vote score 2
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-27 22:52:52.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-27 22:55:10.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet:

    That reminds me too much of nasty neuroscience/physiology experiments of days past, when the walking reflex was located in the brain using decerebrate animals. :(
    jafo 1950 2014-07-27 22:58:02.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: Starting a family we're going to need more room. And air conditioning. When the tradewinds die this place is muggy as hell.

    Oh god, there's going to be baby sockpuppets? Isn't it bad enough we have baby grahams?
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-27 23:01:59.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: That reminds me too much of nasty neuroscience/physiology experiments of days past, when the walking reflex was located in the brain using decerebrate animals. :(

    Why you gotta make it all depressing man?


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-27 23:02:21.0 login to vote score 0
    jafo: Oh god, there's going to be baby sockpuppets? Isn't it bad enough we have baby grahams?

    We also have a baby Flashette.
    sockpuppet 2985 Sun Jul 27 23:06:00 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    jafo: Oh god, there's going to be baby sockpuppets? Isn't it bad enough we have baby grahams?

    Yeah. Come Septemberish. My visit home last year during rest and relaxation led to some "life adjustments." I've sinced left active duty and become a civilian for the most part, and now live in Hawaii.
    If you logged in, you could post here.