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  • sloth 222 2013-05-19 06:29:00.0 login to vote score 5
    cardinal puff: [image removed]


    mike.refreshment 6827 2013-05-19 06:35:39.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: What the heck is this?

    Magicarp
    dogs laughter 3446 2013-05-19 06:54:03.0 login to vote score 0
    comicbookguy: I wanna see the puppy with the ears being blown upward by the vent, again!!!

    I would be happy to post it but I didn't save it. Way too many images and gifs to save them all.
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 06:55:26.0 login to vote score -4
    Why your favorite band likely sucks.

    George Thorogood

    /If your favorite rock band isn't heavily influenced by blues music they will likely have a short career.
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 07:02:02.0 login to vote score -3
    Here's an example of why your 3 chord stumming little talent pissant bands like the Posies who wouldn't know how to play a good guitar solo or riff if it smacked them in the face suck, and don't have the ability to do otherwise.

    AC/DC - Gone Shootin'
    throwingknife 1634 2013-05-19 07:03:30.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott: Why your favorite band likely sucks.

    George Thorogood

    /If your favorite rock band isn't heavily influenced by blues music they will likely have a short career.


    Oddly enough, he performed at the Montreal Jazz Festival.
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 07:05:34.0 login to vote score -3
    throwingknife: Oddly enough, he performed at the Montreal Jazz Festival.

    That kind of makes sense. Jazz and the blues are far more "connected" than some other music combos. Btw, I SUCK at playing jazz guitar. It's too ingrained in me to look for a rythmn or bluesy feel.
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 07:06:17.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff:

    Why is there not cheese on these crackers?!
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 07:25:09.0 login to vote score -3
    Last night I post a few pics of me with AC/DC and this morning I wake up to hundreds of e-mailed FB comments and friend requests.

    In the meantime, sabine is still mystified by international phone calls in the year 2013.
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 07:29:48.0 login to vote score -3
    I've talked with, over the phone, and/or have met with numerous bNers. They're all cool and we get along great (except for maggotbrain - who's even a bigger asshole IRL than on bN).

    The eager loser pissants who won't meet up with me are morons and chickenshits shitting their pants for good reason. Karma's a bitch.
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 08:08:38.0 login to vote score -3
    I have people on FB that keep messaging me begging to know the settings on the amps I played with Angus were, and his guitar settings (I tell them I wasn't paying attention to that, I was just trying not to fuck up...)

    Then I log onto bN and tards like sabine are mystified that in the year 2013 people make international phone calls... Lol.
    fatsean 3838 2013-05-19 09:12:01.0 login to vote score 1
    Today is open up the monitor day. My old Lenovo CRT that I run my dreamcast on is popping up the on-screen contrast display for no good reason. Hopefully it's just crud in the button or something easy to fix.
    zanexero 1637 2013-05-19 09:56:49.0 login to vote score 0
    Thought the ground was getting dry enough to put in our garden veggies, then it rains for three straight days, with three more days of rain forecasted. We won't have tomatoes until late August at this point.
    stimp 2462 2013-05-19 10:05:27.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: What the heck is this?

    A fish.
    osirisothedead 1858 2013-05-19 10:14:10.0 login to vote score 7

    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-19 10:26:39.0 login to vote score 6
    comicbookguy: I wanna see the puppy with the ears being blown upward by the vent, again!!!


    fallen from grace 5187 2013-05-19 10:30:58.0 login to vote score 7
    Quin, I am very sorry to hear about your quinbit2. :( I hope that she feels better soon and that you don't need to have any wierd heart treatment stuff.




    As for the rest of you mooks, what the fuck is going on in here. The BG makes no sense!!
    muninsfire 189 2013-05-19 10:32:53.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace: Quin, I am very sorry to hear about your quinbit2. :( I hope that she feels better soon and that you don't need to have any wierd heart treatment stuff.




    As for the rest of you mooks, what the fuck is going on in here. The BG makes no sense!!


    Check out Friday's XKCD. You may appreciate it.
    swingingjohnson 175 2013-05-19 10:35:01.0 login to vote score 1
    Then the idiot posted this on her twitter page:


    farkmeblind 482 2013-05-19 10:41:53.0 login to vote score 4

    mimir 6886 2013-05-19 10:48:37.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace: Quin, I am very sorry to hear about your quinbit2. :( I hope that she feels better soon and that you don't need to have any wierd heart treatment stuff.




    As for the rest of you mooks, what the fuck is going on in here. The BG makes no sense!!


    Sadly, it rarely does anymore
    fallen from grace 5187 2013-05-19 10:48:38.0 login to vote score 2
    I have finished the semester grading, pray I do not alter it further.



    I seriously got one student saying they had an 88 (B+), and needed 2 points to get an A- or they would lose their scholarship. They had an 84.3 (a solid B). This was an engineering student. If this is an example of their estimating skills, America is lost. :D I know they were trying to play my sympathy but that was a big fail.

    I can't wait to hear the rest of the excuses. Seriously, you would not believe the "cry me a bullshit river" crap I get. Although last term I had a student try to physically intimidate me. That was not so fun. Although the irony was not lost - I had taught the class about sexual dimorphism and how males of certain primate species use size to maintain superiority over other males and keep order on the females.

    I really don't remember this sort of entitled attitude as an undergrad.
    fallen from grace 5187 2013-05-19 10:49:19.0 login to vote score 0
    muninsfire: Check out Friday's XKCD. You may appreciate it.

    Yes. I did very much. :D
    texas raider 728 2013-05-19 11:15:23.0 login to vote score 3

    coelecanth 10809 2013-05-19 11:18:59.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff:
    Is there a better way to die?

    -- Charles Lindbergh


    Yes. Snu-Snu!
    coelecanth 10809 2013-05-19 11:19:44.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff:
    Is there a better way to die?

    -- Charles Lindbergh


    Yes. Snu-Snu!
    coelecanth 10809 2013-05-19 11:20:10.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff:
    Is there a better way to die?

    -- Charles Lindbergh


    Yes. Snu-Snu!
    coelecanth 10809 2013-05-19 13:35:17.0 login to vote score 2
    See, post from a tablet and that's what you get!
    jafo 1950 2013-05-19 13:38:12.0 login to vote score 6
    coelecanth: See, post from a tablet and that's what you get!

    bN offline for who knows how long? I was this close ][ to going outside.
    mimir 6886 2013-05-19 13:45:18.0 login to vote score 0
    @fallen from grace: I have finished the semester grading, pray I do not alter it further.



    I seriously got one student saying they had an 88 (B+), and needed 2 points to get an A- or they would lose their scholarship. They had an 84.3 (a solid B). This was an engineering student. If this is an example of their estimating skills, America is lost. :D I know they were trying to play my sympathy but that was a big fail.

    I can't wait to hear the rest of the excuses. Seriously, you would not believe the "cry me a bullshit river" crap I get. Although last term I had a student try to physically intimidate me. That was not so fun. Although the irony was not lost - I had taught the class about sexual dimorphism and how males of certain primate species use size to maintain superiority over other males and keep order on the females.

    I really don't remember this sort of entitled attitude as an undergrad.


    I do, but you know what Uni I went to. It was (and is) entitlement central.
    osirisothedead 1858 2013-05-19 13:46:28.0 login to vote score 6

    strikitrich 783 2013-05-19 13:55:17.0 login to vote score 2
    fallen from grace: I have finished the semester grading, pray I do not alter it further.

    I seriously got one student saying they had an 88 (B+), and needed 2 points to get an A- or they would lose their scholarship. They had an 84.3 (a solid B). This was an engineering student. If this is an example of their estimating skills, America is lost. :D I know they were trying to play my sympathy but that was a big fail.

    I really don't remember this sort of entitled attitude as an undergrad.


    Grades? Aren't you dealing with Millennials?
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 13:59:27.0 login to vote score -2
    A lot of bNers have never heard their favorite bands play a guitar solo, muchless a good one. Here's a song for the kids who don't know what a guitar solo is (muchless a good one).

    The Knack - My Sharona
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 14:03:05.0 login to vote score -1
    How did Erick Lindgren raise $10k to enter the WPT World Championship? He owes other players millions. Who is the the idiot who staked him? It must be on a 80-20% split, or something akin.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 14:49:56.0 login to vote score 10


    Okay that was enough excitement for one year. No more.
    stimp 2462 2013-05-19 14:59:45.0 login to vote score 5

    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 15:04:58.0 login to vote score 9


    Holy fuck. Glad this missed.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 15:18:37.0 login to vote score 7

    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-19 15:27:58.0 login to vote score 3
    kswheels:

    I hope you have a napkin, that looks like a winner.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 15:29:00.0 login to vote score 0
    novel ist nightmare: I hope you have a napkin, that looks like a winner.

    Bot mine. Stole it from local news facebook.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2013-05-19 15:30:59.0 login to vote score 8

    ambition chicken 290 2013-05-19 15:31:18.0 login to vote score 1
    kswheels: Bot mine. Stole it from local news facebook.

    Can't imagine having one bounce off your head. Also this guy needs to clip his nails.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 15:32:09.0 login to vote score 2
    ambition chicken: Can't imagine having one bounce off your head. Also this guy needs to clip his nails.

    I got nailed by a small one last spring and it hurt like hell.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 15:35:45.0 login to vote score 2

    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-19 15:43:33.0 login to vote score 3
    kswheels: I got nailed by a small one last spring and it hurt like hell.


    ambition chicken: Can't imagine having one bounce off your head. Also this guy needs to clip his nails.

    Roger Hill's van gets beaten by hail
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 15:56:57.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Roger Hill's van gets beaten by hail

    That looks expensive.
    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 16:14:17.0 login to vote score 4
    God damn, am I the only one who sits down on a plane and thinks "how do I stop from grabbing all these assess?"
    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-19 16:15:54.0 login to vote score 0
    kswheels: That looks expensive.

    The tourists he's taking with them pay over $2000 each to go with him, and it is an expense of doing business.

    I know Roger, although I've not been in touch lately, and if you want a superb, SAFE, storm chasing experience, there's no one better to go with than him.

    He celebrated his 1000th tornado "catch" 5 years ago. He also sells video from his tours, although his videos are not particularly polished compared to other chasers. He's more about being there than getting a polished video.

    http://www.silverliningtours.com/
    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-19 16:16:40.0 login to vote score 1
    You'll also learn some atmospheric science along the way.
    cannonhawk 849 2013-05-19 16:18:29.0 login to vote score 2
    Amazon has BioShock infinite for a deep discount.
    osirisothedead 1858 2013-05-19 16:18:32.0 login to vote score 12

    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-19 16:18:47.0 login to vote score 1
    code_7: God damn, am I the only one who sits down on a plane and thinks "how do I stop from grabbing all these assess?"

    You must fly with a better quality of babe than I'm usually passengers with. I'm usually thinking, "don't let that fart go now, puleeze."
    stimp 2462 2013-05-19 16:20:45.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: You must fly with a better quality of babe than I'm usually passengers with. I'm usually thinking, "don't let that fart go now, puleeze."

    I assumed he was referring to the cabin crew.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-19 16:21:36.0 login to vote score 1
    stimp: I assumed he was referring to the cabin crew.

    The Captain's not gonna like that, Boo-boo.
    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 16:23:08.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: You must fly with a better quality of babe than I'm usually passengers with. I'm usually thinking, "don't let that fart go now, puleeze."

    Yeah, there actually were a couple around me.

    the woodlands had their "Ironman" triathlon thing this weekend and a couple girls that did it flew with me...

    Yeah, their shit was TIGHT, too bad mine has gotten flabby...heh
    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 16:23:56.0 login to vote score 2
    stimp: I assumed he was referring to the cabin crew.

    Oh Jesus no! he was gross!

    heh
    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-19 16:24:14.0 login to vote score 2
    code_7: Yeah, there actually were a couple around me.

    the woodlands had their "Ironman" triathlon thing this weekend and a couple girls that did it flew with me...

    Yeah, their shit was TIGHT, too bad mine has gotten flabby...heh


    Just keep telling yourself:
    They can snap me in half with that ass.
    They can snap me in half with that ass.
    They can snap me in half with that ass.
    They can snap me in half with that ass.


    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-19 16:28:13.0 login to vote score 0
    ambition chicken: Can't imagine having one bounce off your head. Also this guy needs to clip his nails.

    That isn't his nail, its water dripping from his ice booger.
    ambition chicken 290 2013-05-19 16:30:17.0 login to vote score 0
    novel ist nightmare: That isn't his nail, its water dripping from his ice booger.

    The index? I'm pretty sure it's a nail.
    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-19 16:31:17.0 login to vote score 0
    ambition chicken: The index? I'm pretty sure it's a nail.

    Nope, look at the angle. unless he clips exactly half his nail and leaves the other to grow, that is a drop of water with either contamination or a light source making it opaque.
    ambition chicken 290 2013-05-19 16:35:02.0 login to vote score 0
    novel ist nightmare: Nope, look at the angle. unless he clips exactly half his nail and leaves the other to grow, that is a drop of water with either contamination or a light source making it opaque.

    Ah, zooming in, I can see.
    sabine 745 2013-05-19 16:54:44.0 login to vote score 6
    the bon_scott: your claim that I didn't enter the emergency er, was not in ICU the day after. Or that I made a call to Thailand the day that you proclaimed I didn't.

    For somebody who allegedly attended law school, you seem to have an inordinate amount of trouble reading English and comprehending what other people write.

    I made no factual claims whatsoever about you going to the hospital or talking to anybody in Thailand on the phone. There is nothing for me to back up or bet on. What I said is that *I* don't believe anything you say about your life. OK, I may have said something to the effect that "nobody here" believes you. That is probably not strictly true, but I would expect that I am not alone in my opinion of your credibility.

    You made your bed. Enjoy lying in it.
    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 17:01:42.0 login to vote score 3
    shit.

    my flight out of Charlotte is delayed.

    they're waiting for "a crew".

    any crew will work apparently, any volunteers in the audience?
    sloth 222 2013-05-19 17:04:19.0 login to vote score 7
    sabine: You made your bed. Enjoy lying in it.


    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 17:04:43.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: For somebody who allegedly attended law school, you seem to have an inordinate amount of trouble reading English and comprehending what other people write.

    I made no factual claims whatsoever about you going to the hospital or talking to anybody in Thailand on the phone. There is nothing for me to back up or bet on. What I said is that *I* don't believe anything you say about your life. OK, I may have said something to the effect that "nobody here" believes you. That is probably not strictly true, but I would expect that I am not alone in my opinion of your credibility.

    You made your bed. Enjoy lying in it.


    I'd have to imagine that's a pretty safe assumption to make.

    No one here does believe him. about ANYTHING. he's finally proven himself the drunk he always was.
    sloth 222 2013-05-19 17:07:30.0 login to vote score 2
    code_7: shit.

    my flight out of Charlotte is delayed.

    they're waiting for "a crew".

    any crew will work apparently, any volunteers in the audience?


    I think you ought to know what are chances are. The life of everyone on board depends on one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
    farkmeblind 482 2013-05-19 17:08:23.0 login to vote score 4

    sabine 745 2013-05-19 17:09:24.0 login to vote score 8
    sloth: [drunk cactus wants to fight you]


    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-19 17:11:20.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind:

    Those must be some very skilled cells.
    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 17:12:44.0 login to vote score 2
    sloth: I think you ought to know what are chances are. The life of everyone on board depends on one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

    Yeah,I really don't need anyone telling me they're all counting on me...heh


    did you make it home yet or are you still traveling?
    sloth 222 2013-05-19 17:16:48.0 login to vote score 5
    sabine: [image removed]


    sloth 222 2013-05-19 17:18:24.0 login to vote score 2
    code_7: did you make it home yet or are you still traveling?

    I'm home. I'm not sure if I'm just really tired, or still a little drunk from the mass quantities of alcohol consumed this weekend.
    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 17:24:38.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth: I'm home. I'm not sure if I'm just really tired, or still a little drunk from the mass quantities of alcohol consumed this weekend.

    Oh jesus, I swear I wasn't really much of a drinker before I started traveling again but now... Fuck, I'm getting drunk every other weekend now...




    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 17:26:26.0 login to vote score 2
    sloth: I'm home. I'm not sure if I'm just really tired, or still a little drunk from the mass quantities of alcohol consumed this weekend.


    Oh yeah, I was going to ask...



    So do you have any single lady friends up their? I've decided that I should probably get a DC GF, and one with as few bullet holes as possible... Hehe

    mike.refreshment 6827 2013-05-19 17:30:33.0 login to vote score 5
    Whooping up a pot of spapeggy and meatballs. May have went a little crazy with the gravy but at least I'll have leftovers. Lots of leftovers. As in "dutch oven won't hold anything else" leftovers. I had a bunch of veggies that needed to be et. Looks like the wife went nuts with the pasta, too. We're going to be eating this stuff for weeks.
    sloth 222 2013-05-19 17:31:14.0 login to vote score 2
    code_7: Oh yeah, I was going to ask...



    So do you have any single lady friends up their? I've decided that I should probably get a DC GF, and one with as few bullet holes as possible... Hehe


    Lemme see what I can do...
    code_7 6865 2013-05-19 17:32:35.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth: Lemme see what I can do...

    Yeah, I'm only 1/2 serious...


    Yeah, I'm lonely and bored but I'm no SVR... hehe
    coelecanth 10809 2013-05-19 17:47:52.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth: Lemme see what I can do...

    You're gonna hook him up in Southeast, aren't you?
    sloth 222 2013-05-19 17:53:26.0 login to vote score 3
    coelecanth: You're gonna hook him up in Southeast, aren't you?

    There's a lovely little place just off Malcolm X Ave...
    sloth 222 2013-05-19 17:58:00.0 login to vote score 2
    code_7: Yeah, I'm only 1/2 serious...


    Yeah, I'm lonely and bored but I'm no SVR... hehe


    I've sent a couple feelers out...
    someone who may or may not be totes not the mayor 2013-05-19 18:00:27.0 login to vote score 2
    Bitch set me up, she'll set you up too.
    mimir 6886 2013-05-19 18:19:35.0 login to vote score 1
    code_7: shit.

    my flight out of Charlotte is delayed.

    they're waiting for "a crew".

    any crew will work apparently, any volunteers in the audience?


    Heh. Yer fucked. On the other hand, the one time I was in the Charlotte airport, the ESPN or sports bar (whatever it was) kicked ass.
    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 18:37:46.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead:

    so i if i leave out a bowl of rice.......i could wake up to asian?




    i think i like this idea
    osirisothedead 1858 2013-05-19 18:42:26.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: so i if i leave out a bowl of rice.......i could wake up to asian?




    i think i like this idea


    I was wondering if you'd say something like that. :-)
    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 18:44:45.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: I was wondering if you'd say something like that. :-)

    i was wondering if i would have to time to boot up my pc to say something asian related
    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 18:44:53.0 login to vote score 3


    also dog
    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 18:48:36.0 login to vote score 1
    hilarious


    farkmeblind 482 2013-05-19 18:52:31.0 login to vote score 5

    agburanar 2333 2013-05-19 18:56:54.0 login to vote score 2
    So everything makes a lot more sense after the latest Doctor Who episode. I'm kinda wondering how long it's been worked out - did Moffat come up with this, or did Davies plan it when the new series started back with Eccleston?

    In any event, good episode, though now I'm just more annoyed at having to wait till November to see the resolution of it. Blargh.
    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 18:58:49.0 login to vote score 4

    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 18:59:59.0 login to vote score 1
    agburanar: So everything makes a lot more sense after the latest Doctor Who episode. I'm kinda wondering how long it's been worked out - did Moffat come up with this, or did Davies plan it when the new series started back with Eccleston?

    In any event, good episode, though now I'm just more annoyed at having to wait till November to see the resolution of it. Blargh.


    post doctor who companion pics.


    i like those womens
    mimir 6886 2013-05-19 19:02:16.0 login to vote score 0
    agburanar: So everything makes a lot more sense after the latest Doctor Who episode. I'm kinda wondering how long it's been worked out - did Moffat come up with this, or did Davies plan it when the new series started back with Eccleston?

    In any event, good episode, though now I'm just more annoyed at having to wait till November to see the resolution of it. Blargh.


    The oddlingette and I agree. Good episode, and the 186 day wait is going to be interminable.

    Also, John Hurt. That oughta be good.

    agburanar 2333 2013-05-19 19:09:49.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Also, John Hurt. That oughta be good.

    It's a very good choice, considering what he did. Does. Is going to do?

    Fucking time-travel-grammar.
    osirisothedead 1858 2013-05-19 19:13:14.0 login to vote score 2
    Pakispam queue sighting.
    farkmeblind 482 2013-05-19 19:14:16.0 login to vote score 2
    Pakispam in q
    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 19:16:24.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Pakispam in q

    i drug my sack across his face
    mimir 6886 2013-05-19 19:23:52.0 login to vote score 1
    agburanar: It's a very good choice, considering what he did. Does. Is going to do?

    Fucking time-travel-grammar.


    Goddamn wibbly wobbly timey wimey shit.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 19:29:45.0 login to vote score 6

    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 19:34:27.0 login to vote score 0

    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 19:35:58.0 login to vote score 2
    kswheels:

    is it that hard to keep the eggs stocked?
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 19:38:31.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: is it that hard to keep the eggs stocked?

    Didn't even notice.
    /I did, however. send it to People of Walmart.
    iggins 5808 2013-05-19 19:43:05.0 login to vote score 5
    i need dis


    osirisothedead 1858 2013-05-19 19:45:21.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: i need dis

    *SQUEE* baby rottie! Adorable. :-)
    cannonhawk 849 2013-05-19 20:02:56.0 login to vote score 2
    Well, thanks for ruining star trek for me, douchebag.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 20:09:00.0 login to vote score 4

    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 20:09:56.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: Well, thanks for ruining star trek for me, douchebag.

    Who?
    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-19 20:14:09.0 login to vote score 0
    kswheels: Who?

    probably abrams, as that's about the only way to ruin a star trek.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 20:15:42.0 login to vote score 0

    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-19 20:18:17.0 login to vote score 0
    kswheels:

    probably got thrown up against a house and became momentarily incapacitated due to that.
    john rimbauer 3122 2013-05-19 20:28:02.0 login to vote score 3
    I just heard a consultant working on web design for our company intranet mention that he didn't remember how to do an "open in new window" link. I thought I've help the dude out, so I mentioned that it was just target blank added to the html link. He condescendingly told me that it wasn't, and that he needed to look up the complicated code back at the office.

    I suspect that this guy may be a bull sh*t artist. :)
    jafo 1950 2013-05-19 20:34:29.0 login to vote score 5
    john rimbauer: I just heard a consultant working on web design for our company intranet mention that he didn't remember how to do an "open in new window" link. I thought I've help the dude out, so I mentioned that it was just target blank added to the html link. He condescendingly told me that it wasn't, and that he needed to look up the complicated code back at the office.

    I suspect that this guy may be a bull sh*t artist. :)


    Let us know if he refers to html as hyper treading multi-language.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 20:35:12.0 login to vote score 5

    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 20:36:29.0 login to vote score -2
    This was a good day. I spent most of the day playing (and learning on the guitar - easy stuff for a pro) and singing Elvis songs. Then it dawned on me. When I was a little kid my parents used to play the accoustic guitar a lot. And then one of my uncles came in, one day, and started playing the 12 bar blues. I was 9 or 10 years old at the time. It was years later that I learned he was playing an Elvis tune. But it was the 12 bar blues (the root of all blues and proper rock 'n roll music) that hooked me. The orginal Elvis tune added a lot of E7s and A7s and some slide ups, which I would learned later. But it's what got me hooked. Here's the song:

    Elvis Unplugged

    So, the rest is history. Had it not been for Elvis I might have grown up to be a ball-less loser like so many bNers are. I would be listening to shitty music and have no balls, like so many bNers. Thanks, Elvis!

    /Little Richard deserves a lot of credit, too. It's just that I never learned how to play the piano.
    //Btw, I'm retiring end of day tomorrow. I'm only 47 years old. I've given away a fortune and spent a fortune on family medical bills. Thank gawd I didn't go the eager-loser route and decide that delivering pizzas was a career.

    bucket of truth 1525 2013-05-19 20:40:23.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: Well, thanks for ruining star trek for me, douchebag.

    Are you referring to the spoilers thread that you shouldn't have read if you hadn't seen the movie yet? Or just the fact that JJ Abrams vomits lensflare all over it?
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 20:45:45.0 login to vote score -2
    I retire tomorrow, end of business day. I'm celebrating already. I've given away millions to charities and spend millions on family medical expenses, but I'm putting an end to the pressure cooker.

    /I also think it's hilarious that when I don't log onto bN for several hours my STFU score goes up without any of my recent posts being striked. The butthurt crybabies on bN crack me up!
    the bon_scott 1073 2013-05-19 20:51:08.0 login to vote score -2
    I remember listening, and learning how to play, this song when I was a freshman or sophmore in high school. I had not idea that life would get so big for me. It takes balls and a lot of drive. It wasn't until I got to law school when I realized that some people were permanent morons and will be losers the rest of their life. Admittedly, I was pretty naive up to that point. I, wrongly, just assumed that people were ambitious and wanted to achieve big things. Boy, was I wrong!

    AC/DC - Ain't No Fun (Waiting Around to Be A Millionare)
    bucket of truth 1525 2013-05-19 21:19:56.0 login to vote score 0
    john rimbauer: I just heard a consultant working on web design for our company intranet mention that he didn't remember how to do an "open in new window" link. I thought I've help the dude out, so I mentioned that it was just target blank added to the html link. He condescendingly told me that it wasn't, and that he needed to look up the complicated code back at the office.

    I suspect that this guy may be a bull sh*t artist. :)


    I really dislike web designers who pretend to be engineers. We have a great guy who is an amazing designer and doesn't pretend to understand how the back-end shit works. He leaves that to the people who's job it is.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-19 21:46:51.0 login to vote score 5

    willywanka 274 2013-05-19 22:01:40.0 login to vote score 0
    out of curiosity, is there a new place to (re)download baNdit for Chrome? I noticed that Github, in their "infinite wisdom" have disabled the downloads tab, which sort of puts a damper on the original way to get it. Recently had to reformat and now I am no son baNditos. Any ideas that I'm missing?
    cannonhawk 849 2013-05-19 22:09:12.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: Are you referring to the spoilers thread that you shouldn't have read if you hadn't seen the movie yet? Or just the fact that JJ Abrams vomits lensflare all over it?

    Talking about other places I don't read bN much anymore.
    so vote republican 6688 2013-05-19 22:20:07.0 login to vote score 0
    Wow. Pretty sure I just heard a gunshot. Though there was only one.
    halfof33 12140 2013-05-19 22:20:34.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott: I remember listening, and learning how to play, this song when I was a freshman or sophmore in high school. I had not idea that life would get so big for me. It takes balls and a lot of drive. It wasn't until I got to law school when I realized that some people were permanent morons and will be losers the rest of their life. Admittedly, I was pretty naive up to that point. I, wrongly, just assumed that people were ambitious and wanted to achieve big things. Boy, was I wrong!

    AC/DC - Ain't No Fun (Waiting Around to Be A Millionare)


    You know who wanted to achieve big things? Joe fucking perry

    Lolz. Drink more short timer, you are the funniest god damn thing on this site
    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-19 22:31:44.0 login to vote score 0
    so vote republican: Wow. Pretty sure I just heard a gunshot. Though there was only one.

    Popping the thin subway bags sounds pretty much like a gunshot in close quarters or within a single echo range.

    /at least it wasn't an explosion

    //there's this huge place nearby here that when they fired a bunch of union workers and replaced them with temp-workers, pretty much less than a month later there was a huge BOOOOM!! noise, at least I expect there was because it was as if I was suddenly 10 feet down in a swimming pool in ear pressure terms and all of the windows flexed inwards and momentarily held that for a half of a second before rattling back outward. I imagine there was some hearing loss to quite a few of those temp workers.
    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-19 22:41:49.0 login to vote score 0
    novel ist nightmare: I imagine there was some hearing loss to quite a few of those temp workers.

    the actual sound was more like a woosh, and maybe a thump, but I thought there would be fire on the horizon after such a noise, maybe even raining debris...
    cardinal puff 887 2013-05-20 00:14:49.0 login to vote score 0
    so vote republican: Wow. Pretty sure I just heard a gunshot. Though there was only one.

    Some punk was feeling lucky.
    so vote republican 6688 2013-05-20 00:21:46.0 login to vote score 0
    No sirens, so I guess it was just the one. Weird.
    elton jon benet 3546 2013-05-20 01:03:48.0 login to vote score 2
    HOLY FUCK!

    From ebay: "Good news! We issued you a full refund of $220.00 on May 20, 2013. The refund includes the purchase price plus original shipping and has been credited to your PayPal account. Please log in to PayPal and view the History page if you don't see it in your PayPal balance.
    Decision:
    This case has been decided in your favor.

    Comments:
    The tracking information provided by the seller does show that the item was delivered to a wrong address. We're sorry you had a problem with your purchase, and we're issuing you a refund for this case."

    My reply: "WHY?!? I got the item! What is wrong with you people?!?"
    elton jon benet 3546 2013-05-20 01:06:37.0 login to vote score 0
    3 fucking ovens were sent out. 2 actually found the target, with 1 refused delivery. Now I have a refund coming?

    When did ebay change the rules of engagement?!?
    elton jon benet 3546 2013-05-20 01:14:36.0 login to vote score 0
    I'm going to write the seller, and ask him what is going on, on his end. If ebay is making him pay, it might be easier just to send it to him from my account direct. It's not fair if they are trying to make him give me a free toaster oven.
    cardinal puff 887 2013-05-20 01:15:12.0 login to vote score 4

    sandwichman 1416 2013-05-20 02:33:16.0 login to vote score 0
    So, I finally threw down the gauntlet on this compost heap of a codebase. A bit on Saturday, more yesterday and overnight, and more to come over the next week.

    But for now, to take a nap, head into the office, and avoid any significant work in order to leave minimal opportunity for interruption.


    dogs laughter 3446 2013-05-20 04:50:43.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: I think you ought to know what are chances are. The life of everyone on board depends on one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

    Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.


    If you logged in, you could post here.