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  • farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 11:53:58.0 login to vote score 2
    Should not have another piece of chicken.

    /has another piece of chicken
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 12:03:03.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: I'm not going searching but I have definitely seen moderators kick people out who they claim they have on ignore. That's kicking based on poster not based on content and I think it is bullshit. I always exit a thread when I see it happen.

    Speaking of which, just out of curiosity, who's modding the Ferguson police now wear body cameras thread? It doesn't show me.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 12:04:48.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: Speaking of which, just out of curiosity, who's modding the Ferguson police now wear body cameras thread? It doesn't show me.

    Take a guess.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 12:05:30.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Take a guess.

    I'd rather not - I'd just like to know so I can avoid their threads in the future.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 12:06:17.0 login to vote score 0
    zedeks: Weather conditions are perfect for rage quits today.

    Nah. Too humid.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 12:06:45.0 login to vote score 2
    zedeks: I know I'm getting old when I get stiff from cleaning.

    That's... uh... what she said?
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 12:07:36.0 login to vote score 1
    zedeks: Other posters such as mimir, the shithawk, and ILB have expressed that same opinion. Do you really want to be in that camp?

    Hell, I don't want to be in my own camp.

    I don't want to be a member of any club that'd have me as a member.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 12:09:47.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: I think that's exactly what they are.

    I'm not sure it matters - seems like a distinction without a difference between pretending to be an abusive asshole or actually being an abusive asshole.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 12:09:57.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: I'd rather not - I'd just like to know so I can avoid their threads in the future.

    Here's a hint: Google can make anyone an instant expert on everything.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-01 12:12:53.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Here's a hint: Google can make anyone an instant expert on everything.


    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-01 12:15:43.0 login to vote score 1
    I was supposed to say something instead of failing to scroll down comfortably, and its that aunonumoose intellect aggregation is similar to intelligent obtuse harassment if proclamations of skill levels and output requirements stabilize into a need to respond.

    Basically, you're only as expertly expressive as much as you can dismiss.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 13:38:31.0 login to vote score 0
    I didn't really put Texas on ignore his pictures are too good for that.
    caligula 11189 2014-09-01 13:45:51.0 login to vote score 5
    You fuckcunts certainly are funny. Try going outside and getting some fresh air.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 13:51:26.0 login to vote score 2
    caligula: You fuckcunts certainly are funny. Try going outside and getting some fresh air.

    I did an ass-ton of yard-work today :)
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-09-01 14:01:21.0 login to vote score 4
    caligula: You fuckcunts certainly are funny. Try going outside and getting some fresh air.

    Outside? Is that DLC?
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 14:02:29.0 login to vote score 3
    bucket of truth: Outside? Is that DLC?

    Yeah - the graphics are amazeballs, but the story-line is just meh.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 14:03:20.0 login to vote score 1
    fatsean: Can you point to some? Tthe moderated threads I have seen go like this:

    1) known trolling asshole shows up, shits out it's usual spew.
    2) moderator kicks known trolling asshole.


    Sure! See the Ferguson thread currently fped :)
    thelinuxman 1372 2014-09-01 14:16:04.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth: I did an ass-ton of yard-work today :)

    Is that an imperial or metric ass-ton?
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 14:20:49.0 login to vote score 1
    thelinuxman: Is that an imperial or metric ass-ton?

    Imperial - do I look like some kinda Euro-fag to you?
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 14:20:51.0 login to vote score 0
    caligula: You fuckcunts certainly are funny. Try going outside and getting some fresh air.

    I've been outside since I woke up.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 14:22:28.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: Sure! See the Ferguson thread currently fped :)

    I'm not sure how you would have expected a different outcome.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 14:26:34.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm not seeing why everyone is bitching about modded threads still. Don't like the mod in a thread, go into another thread or god forbid, submit your own!
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 14:37:04.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I'm not seeing why everyone is bitching about modded threads still. Don't like the mod in a thread, go into another thread or god forbid, submit your own!

    *shrug* I didn't even notice that one was modded, or who the mod was, when I posted there. Ain't no thang :)
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 15:06:30.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-01 15:14:07.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: We did a top to bottom house cleaning yesterday including but not limited to baseboards, walls, doors, windows etc. FEELS GOOD MAN.


    zedeks: PHRASING!

    Heh. My house is also shiny. Kinda like my metal butt.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-09-01 15:44:45.0 login to vote score 0
    BXRWXR IS BACK, QUEERS!!
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 15:44:55.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I'm not seeing why everyone is bitching about modded threads still. Don't like the mod in a thread, go into another thread or god forbid, submit your own!

    We're in the big leagues of complaining about stuff, damn your sensible nature.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-01 15:45:22.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Want!

    The girl or the alien or both?
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-01 15:46:34.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Heh. My house is also shiny. Kinda like my metal butt.

    Wut?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 15:47:16.0 login to vote score 0
    zedeks: We're in the big leagues of complaining about stuff, damn your sensible nature.

    Sorry about that. I thought that on Labor Day I was allowed to take off from my usual BAWWWing and butthurt.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 15:47:49.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: Wut?

    Spongegirl got a prosthetic ass made out of titanium.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 15:51:34.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Sorry about that. I thought that on Labor Day I was allowed to take off from my usual BAWWWing and butthurt.

    That's "Labour Day". Capitalist swine.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 16:08:23.0 login to vote score 3
    comicbookguy: BXRWXR IS BACK, QUEERS!!

    Fuck, there goes our low health-insurance rates.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 16:18:35.0 login to vote score 3
    Ugh. How the hell do people do full beards? I haven't shaved since Thursday, and it's itching me to death.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 16:28:06.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Ugh. How the hell do people do full beards? I haven't shaved since Thursday, and it's itching me to death.

    o_o

    What? It just...I dunno, it just happens. I forget to shave for a day or two and BAM, beard.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 16:29:08.0 login to vote score 2
    comicbookguy: BXRWXR IS BACK, QUEERS!!

    Looks like I'm going to dust off fixbn.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 16:29:20.0 login to vote score 3
    dogs laughter: The girl or the alien or both?

    Both. Aw hell, I'll settle for just Claudia.


    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 16:29:32.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth: o_o

    What? It just...I dunno, it just happens. I forget to shave for a day or two and BAM, beard.


    Yeah, well I don't grow beards all that well. Goatee is about all I can pull off. This straggly crap is going tomorrow morning.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 16:30:09.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Both. Aw hell, I'll settle for just Claudia.

    That makes two of us.

    /mmmbrunettes
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 16:44:10.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir: That makes two of us.

    /mmmbrunettes



    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 16:50:46.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth:

    Been there, done that.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-01 16:53:14.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Ugh. How the hell do people do full beards? I haven't shaved since Thursday, and it's itching me to death.

    It has to do with skin cultures. Not the microbes unless you're weak, but with the skin's specific follicle production and daily 'metabolic uptake'. Your problem is with follicle lengths since it is your unusual mode you're aiming for, therefore you need to raise your exercise regiments while dialing back your hydration, at the expense of your kidney health so stay away from buses and strip clubs where you may pick up a spare UT-biased/cultured infection that may dent your long term kidney health.

    Why yes, I did say buses. Even in winter. Moisture leaders and liters of ebola.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-09-01 17:05:59.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Ugh. How the hell do people do full beards? I haven't shaved since Thursday, and it's itching me to death.

    Wash with a little shampoo on your face. It'll help you past the itchy stage.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 17:09:51.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: That makes two of us.

    /mmmbrunettes


    I must go to Worldcon next year, two of my favorite people will be there.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 17:17:28.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: Wash with a little shampoo on your face. It'll help you past the itchy stage.

    Does conditioning it help at all?
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-01 17:33:45.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: Ugh. How the hell do people do full beards? I haven't shaved since Thursday, and it's itching me to death.

    I've grown 3 or 4 full beards in my younger days without any real itching or trouble. Tried it again last year and had to give up after 4 days. The freakin itching was unbearable.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 17:59:20.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: I've grown 3 or 4 full beards in my younger days without any real itching or trouble. Tried it again last year and had to give up after 4 days. The freakin itching was unbearable.

    I seriously have no trouble at all growing a beard...now that it comes in mostly grey. FECK YOU BIOLOGY!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-01 18:05:22.0 login to vote score 7
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-01 18:07:05.0 login to vote score 7
    eddyatwork: Spongegirl got a prosthetic ass made out of titanium.


    throwingknife 1634 2014-09-01 18:37:01.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt:

    OK, OK. (Looks down, scuffs ground with toe of shoe.) OK, so Obamacare isn't ALL bad...
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 18:40:25.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: If that is some sort of erotica involving Jadzia Dax, count me in.

    Don't forget Ezri
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 18:41:49.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth: [image removed]

    Been there. Done that.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 19:59:07.0 login to vote score 3
    Tonight, I managed to make a new friend spit-take a drink out of her nose on the first try.

    My work here is done.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 20:06:53.0 login to vote score 5
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 20:07:31.0 login to vote score 8
    texas raider 728 2014-09-01 20:39:08.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-09-01 20:43:50.0 login to vote score 8
    tumunga 12492 2014-09-01 20:44:37.0 login to vote score -4
    mimir: Ugh. How the hell do people do full beards? I haven't shaved since Thursday, and it's itching me to death.

    If it's itchin', you're a pussy. Just shave it, pussy.
    texas raider 728 2014-09-01 20:48:42.0 login to vote score 6
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 21:13:05.0 login to vote score 5
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-01 21:53:18.0 login to vote score 5
    mimir: Ugh. How the hell do people do full beards? I haven't shaved since Thursday, and it's itching me to death.

    It itches at first because it's coarse and short. Same as if you shave your twig and berries it'll itch like hell when it's growing back but it'll stop itching when it reaches a decent length. The hair, not the tallywhacker.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 21:57:08.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider:

    Dammit moon moon
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 21:58:48.0 login to vote score 2
    I just found a bunch of Bomi pics



    Come morning


    There will be so much adorable, you will wet yourselves
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 22:07:30.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: It itches at first because it's coarse and short. Same as if you shave your twig and berries it'll itch like hell when it's growing back but it'll stop itching when it reaches a decent length. The hair, not the tallywhacker.

    No matter how long my tallywhacker is, I like to scratch it to get rid of that itch.
    texas raider 728 2014-09-01 22:14:33.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: I just found a bunch of Bomi pics



    Come morning


    There will be so much adorable, you will wet yourselves




    ^__^
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 22:49:25.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 22:50:13.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: No matter how long my tallywhacker is, I like to scratch it to get rid of that itch.

    I find rubbing mine works best.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 23:22:18.0 login to vote score 5
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-09-01 23:28:36.0 login to vote score 11
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-09-02 02:13:56.0 login to vote score 4
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-09-02 02:14:43.0 login to vote score 4
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-09-02 02:17:01.0 login to vote score 5
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-09-02 02:17:40.0 login to vote score 10
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-09-02 03:02:49.0 login to vote score 6
    mimir 6886 2014-09-02 04:05:01.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk: This makes me want to fire up Civ 4 again.

    I fired up Fallout New Vegas again, and damned if I'm not about ready to light the CD on fire. Bethesda never fixed the bugs, even after all these years.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 04:12:53.0 login to vote score 5
    Welp. There's a career I'm pleased I didn't pursue: Chimney sweep. We have a disused chimney in the house, with a decrepit and dangerous gas-powered pile of coals in the hearth. We have never lit a fire there and I decided that it would be a good idea to put a piece of board in the chimney to prevent drafts and stop so much dust coming down into the house. The chimney was quite clean, and I measured and cut a cardboard template, then cut some sheetrock and supported it with wooden blocks screwed to the brickwork. The job is now done, but the upshot is... I STINK of soot and/or evil smelling coal and gas residues. I even had a shower and used a nice fragranced shower gel and I can still smell it! YUCK!!!
    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 04:36:44.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 04:40:09.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 04:57:39.0 login to vote score 2
    start your day with Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 05:03:20.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 05:04:43.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 05:08:14.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins: BOMI

    ...BOMAG!



    :D
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-02 05:12:14.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins:

    Last Wednesday, I wore b-ball shorts and an SR-71 t-shirt to work. On Thursday as I'm cutting through the parking lot of a huge residential building, a guy waiting there stops me, "Say, weren't you wearing an SR-71 t-shirt yesterday?" As it turns out, he was an altimeter tech at Biel AFB in the 80's and worked on the Blackbird. He introduced me to his mother and she asked why I cared, "In my opinion it's the finest airframe the U.S. ever put in the air, Ma'am." I grinned as her husband and son both stood up a little straighter and nodded solemnly at her. He's going to find me later so we can talk planes over beers.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 05:26:39.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 05:33:38.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Last Wednesday, I wore b-ball shorts and an SR-71 t-shirt to work. On Thursday as I'm cutting through the parking lot of a huge residential building, a guy waiting there stops me, "Say, weren't you wearing an SR-71 t-shirt yesterday?" As it turns out, he was an altimeter tech at Biel AFB in the 80's and worked on the Blackbird. He introduced me to his mother and she asked why I cared, "In my opinion it's the finest airframe the U.S. ever put in the air, Ma'am." I grinned as her husband and son both stood up a little straighter and nodded solemnly at her. He's going to find me later so we can talk planes over beers.

    i have not one but two 787 shirts



    also the sr-71 airframe gets stronger after every flight from heat treatment
    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 05:51:16.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 05:52:59.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-02 05:57:24.0 login to vote score 4
    Things that suck about the first day of the week:

    Checking the real time display of the bus and not seeing any sign of it and deciding to head out five minutes early in case it malfunctioned.
    Waiting at the bus stop for twenty minutes getting more and more paranoid that it was early and I missed it by a minute or less.
    Calling the bus company and finding out that the bus broke down before the first stop and it'll be twenty minutes late.
    Riding the bus and having to call the boss to let her know I'll be late on the first day of the week by a good fifteen minutes.
    Being paranoid that she'll think I overslept or something and am just faking the excuse because first day after a long weekend.

    Things that don't suck about the first day of the week:

    Being only ten minutes late because I always add buffer times to ETA in cases like this.
    Having the boss mention she saw a bus on the side of the road with the driver looking at something under the hood.
    Asking her if it was near the hospital which is on the route it takes to get to my run.

    YES!
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-02 05:58:43.0 login to vote score 2
    fatsean 3838 2014-09-02 06:13:55.0 login to vote score 3
    quinblake: I'm not going searching but I have definitely seen moderators kick people out who they claim they have on ignore. That's kicking based on poster not based on content and I think it is bullshit. I always exit a thread when I see it happen.

    Eh, I use the filter and it isn't always on "0". Then again I uncool the usual colostomy bags by default to save myself installing unsecure 3rd party software in my browser.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-02 06:14:16.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Last Wednesday, I wore b-ball shorts and an SR-71 t-shirt to work. On Thursday as I'm cutting through the parking lot of a huge residential building, a guy waiting there stops me, "Say, weren't you wearing an SR-71 t-shirt yesterday?" As it turns out, he was an altimeter tech at Biel AFB in the 80's and worked on the Blackbird. He introduced me to his mother and she asked why I cared, "In my opinion it's the finest airframe the U.S. ever put in the air, Ma'am." I grinned as her husband and son both stood up a little straighter and nodded solemnly at her. He's going to find me later so we can talk planes over beers.



    *sniffle*
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-02 06:15:50.0 login to vote score 2
    /yes, I know those are A-12s, not SR-71s.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-02 06:25:59.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 06:27:10.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead:

    Is that where Avatar was filmed? :)
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-02 06:29:17.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 06:31:11.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Actually, yes.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhangjiajie_National_Forest_Park


    Wow! The more you know!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-02 06:43:48.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: *sniffle*

    Those are A-12s, not SR-71s! BAWWWW!!! lern2plane!
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-02 06:44:22.0 login to vote score 5
    OMG, the emails, WHY DIDN'T ANYTHING GET RECEIVED FRIDAY?

    Welp, it's not my job anymore, ya see.

    Love it.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-02 06:54:04.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: OMG, the emails, WHY DIDN'T ANYTHING GET RECEIVED FRIDAY?

    Welp, it's not my job anymore, ya see.

    Love it.


    Tell them to bite your shiny metal ass.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-02 07:08:29.0 login to vote score 2
    I am posting from my kitchen



    Where I have just cut the cheese
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-02 07:09:19.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: Tell them to bite your shiny metal ass.

    Hopefully this week if "company X" calls me in for a face-to-face interview, I can make, um, declarations, sooner.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 07:34:34.0 login to vote score 5
    So good I'm not going to post the "large thumbnail", it has to be the whole enchilada!



    (note: photo is not of an enchilada)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-02 07:34:37.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I am posting from my kitchen



    Where I have just cut the cheese


    I hope you have crackers.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-02 07:37:40.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: So good I'm not going to post the "large thumbnail", it has to be the whole enchilada!
    (note: photo is not of an enchilada)


    Source? For hopefully crazy sized HD version?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 07:43:33.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Source? For hopefully crazy sized HD version?

    That's the biggest I could find, but it's at: http://www.universetoday.com/114209/enjoy-this-eye-meltingly-awesome-photo-of-our-sun/#more-114209 (with close-ups)
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 07:44:38.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Source? For hopefully crazy sized HD version?

    I meant to link http://www.avertedimagination.com/img_pages/sunejection.html which appears to be the nearest to the original source!
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-02 07:52:37.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I meant to link http://www.avertedimagination.com/img_pages/sunejection.html which appears to be the nearest to the original source!

    I just wanted to make sure it was really real and not an "artists conception" kinda thing. I like realism for my desktops. :)
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 07:56:16.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I just wanted to make sure it was really real and not an "artists conception" kinda thing. I like realism for my desktops. :)

    Seems to be kosher. There's even a picture of his rig on his website. I now have telescope envy (not difficult, since I don't own one!).
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 07:57:43.0 login to vote score 6
    spongegirl circleskirt: I hope you have crackers.


    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-02 07:59:46.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Those are A-12s, not SR-71s! BAWWWW!!! lern2plane!

    eddy, you're being an eddy.
    don't be an eddy.
    someone who may or may not be someguy 2014-09-02 08:13:47.0 login to vote score 1
    user="iggins" cid="5367896">i have not one but two 787 shirts



    also the sr-71 airframe gets stronger after every flight from heat treatment

    You can thank my grandpa for that. He invented the alloy. For realz. He worked for Lockheed back in the day and was the chief metallurgist. He created some fancy shit that went into the SR71 and lots of spacecraft and other test craft.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-02 09:02:44.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh hell, Minecraft just released 1.8 ...

    Totally not sure if want.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-09-02 09:18:15.0 login to vote score 7
    DRIVE BY CAPSLOCK OF FURY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-02 09:26:17.0 login to vote score 4
    nerd by proxy: DRIVE BY CAPSLOCK OF FURY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

    *pounce*
    *hug*


    /resist urge to lick face like a puppy
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-09-02 09:49:19.0 login to vote score 6
    intentionally left blank: *pounce*
    *hug*


    /resist urge to lick face like a puppy


    Um, humping my leg isn't really polite, either...
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-02 09:50:53.0 login to vote score 4
    nerd by proxy: Um, humping my leg isn't really polite, either...

    bu-bu-but we don't see you often enough any more!

    We need your sunshine here!
    mimir 6886 2014-09-02 09:55:50.0 login to vote score 1
    nerd by proxy: DRIVE BY CAPSLOCK OF FURY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

    Calm your pants, woman.

    There is no need to be upset.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-02 09:56:20.0 login to vote score 4
    nerd by proxy: Um, humping my leg isn't really polite, either...

    Who said we were polite?
    coelecanth 10809 2014-09-02 09:59:38.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir: Who said we were polite?

    This is bN. Leg-humping IS polite, here.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-02 10:15:12.0 login to vote score 2
    nerd by proxy: DRIVE BY CAPSLOCK OF FURY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

    Hey there sexy momma!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-02 10:18:29.0 login to vote score 4
    coelecanth: This is bN. Leg-humping IS polite, here.

    Good morning old chap!

    mimir 6886 2014-09-02 10:20:52.0 login to vote score 3
    coelecanth: This is bN. Leg-humping IS polite, here.

    I wouldn't say it's polite, but it should be expected.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-09-02 10:42:37.0 login to vote score 5
    I'm so totally bored with my job. I'm the office manager, so I really expected to be...ya know...managing something. Most days I find myself formatting manifest after manifest in Excel. I'm not a job hopper, so I hate to leave this job after only 7 months, but this is really starting to suck.

    On the flip side, however, the benefits are terrific, so I feel like I should probably stick it out a while longer. But that leaves me watching the clock every damn day.

    Le sigh. So much for sunshine, I didn't really come here just to complain. :)

    How is everyone else?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-02 10:47:30.0 login to vote score 3
    nerd by proxy: I'm so totally bored with my job. I'm the office manager, so I really expected to be...ya know...managing something. Most days I find myself formatting manifest after manifest in Excel. I'm not a job hopper, so I hate to leave this job after only 7 months, but this is really starting to suck.

    On the flip side, however, the benefits are terrific, so I feel like I should probably stick it out a while longer. But that leaves me watching the clock every damn day.

    Le sigh. So much for sunshine, I didn't really come here just to complain. :)

    How is everyone else?


    I have a spreadsheet of complaints, but I'm awesome. :) Glad to see you!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-02 11:05:41.0 login to vote score 2
    nerd by proxy: I'm so totally bored with my job. I'm the office manager, so I really expected to be...ya know...managing something. Most days I find myself formatting manifest after manifest in Excel. I'm not a job hopper, so I hate to leave this job after only 7 months, but this is really starting to suck.

    On the flip side, however, the benefits are terrific, so I feel like I should probably stick it out a while longer. But that leaves me watching the clock every damn day.

    Le sigh. So much for sunshine, I didn't really come here just to complain. :)

    How is everyone else?


    I tried sticking it out, but I got thrown out after only 10 minutes. I guess I shouldn't have picked Toys'R'Us that day :)
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-09-02 11:10:04.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: I tried sticking it out, but I got thrown out after only 10 minutes. I guess I shouldn't have picked Toys'R'Us that day :)

    Aaaaand now you have to move more than 2000 feet from the school and put a new sign in your yard.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-02 11:21:29.0 login to vote score 1
    nerd by proxy: Um, humping my leg isn't really polite, either...

    We'll throw cold water on iggins.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-02 11:22:11.0 login to vote score 0
    40 minutes and my day is done.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-02 11:23:11.0 login to vote score 1
    nerd by proxy: Aaaaand now you have to move more than 2000 feet from the school and put a new sign in your yard.

    Pah. He moved across the ocean.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-02 11:25:41.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Oh hell, Minecraft just released 1.8 ...

    Totally not sure if want.


    Oh boy, might have to fire it up again.
    someone who may or may not be infosec 2014-09-02 11:41:51.0 login to vote score 0
    Be advised: Home Depot was cracked as far back as April; iCloud remains vulnerable to brute-force attacks.

    Countermeasures: replace any CCs used at Home Depot in the past several months; change your iCloud credentials and delete anything you have in there.
    If you logged in, you could post here.