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  • iggins 5808 2015-02-27 20:44:45.0 login to vote score 2
    Three young girls have just walked into my single person bathroom. I can only assume they couldn't wait to get to home to have hot lesbians sex
    iggins 5808 2015-02-27 20:58:33.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Who the hell is Sammy?

    10 year old golden retriever I've known since he was an Itty bitty puppy
    iggins 5808 2015-02-27 20:59:30.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: It's like a republican supporter. Fucking retarded!

    I am actually not to pleased with my political party of choice right now
    shocker 99 2015-02-27 21:13:11.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I am actually not to pleased with my political party of choice right now


    It's as if they abandoned you, huh?
    sockpuppet 2985 2015-02-27 21:45:49.0 login to vote score 1
    Did you guys hear Leonid Neomy died? Facebook keeps telling me the Elf looking guy from Star Wars has passed away.
    iggins 5808 2015-02-27 23:04:48.0 login to vote score 2
    shocker: It's as if they abandoned you, huh?

    More like they have started wearing their pants on their head
    iggins 5808 2015-02-27 23:05:33.0 login to vote score 1
    Team kangaroo just had their shit pushed in by the sheep shaggers
    cannonhawk 849 2015-02-27 23:39:41.0 login to vote score 3
    cannonhawk 849 2015-02-27 23:42:41.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 00:01:24.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet: Did you guys hear Leonid Neomy died? Facebook keeps telling me the Elf looking guy from Star Wars has passed away.

    Yes. A great loss :( COPD finally got him.

    In other news, did you see that no-one can decide what color that dress is? :) :)
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 00:04:38.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Three young girls have just walked into my single person bathroom. I can only assume they couldn't wait to get to home to have hot lesbians sex

    I'll bet they're going to take lots of selfies. That or pee on the top of the tank.
    kesshi 1556 2015-02-28 00:43:46.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2015-02-28 01:31:00.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I'll bet they're going to take lots of selfies. That or pee on the top of the tank.

    No one has peed on my tank since summer
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 01:33:28.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: No one has peed on my tank since summer

    Excellent news! I guess whoever it was has moved on or caught the murderous vibes emanating from your direction!
    iggins 5808 2015-02-28 01:41:43.0 login to vote score 1
    Something in my back room smells like ozone. Where all my breakers and pump controls are.




    Well bye
    iggins 5808 2015-02-28 01:42:13.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Excellent news! I guess whoever it was has moved on or caught the murderous vibes emanating from your direction!

    Or they only go out to party in the summer
    texas raider 728 2015-02-28 01:58:58.0 login to vote score 3
    I created another scheduled art thread and moved it to voting, but I don't see it in the queue, is it visible to anyone else?


    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 02:11:50.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Or they only go out to party in the summer

    I'm hoping they partied too much and became heroes.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 02:13:02.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider: I created another scheduled art thread and moved it to voting, but I don't see it in the queue, is it visible to anyone else?

    No. I see a "scheduled threads in voting" section, but there is nothing in it.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 02:13:50.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Or they only go out to party in the summer

    I'm hoping they partied too much and became heroes.
    texas raider: I created another scheduled art thread and moved it to voting, but I don't see it in the queue, is it visible to anyone else?

    Cool painting, BTW!
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 02:15:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Sorry about the reply-snafu above! I only meant to reply to iggins once. I got me "go back" button all kerfuffled.
    iggins 5808 2015-02-28 03:41:31.0 login to vote score 1
    I was greeted by 3 large excited hungry dog


    Lots of dogs in my house.










    Lots
    of
    dogs
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 06:08:22.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider: I created another scheduled art thread and moved it to voting, but I don't see it in the queue, is it visible to anyone else?

    It shows up now.

    Vote up Texas Raider's art thread, everyone!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-02-28 06:25:03.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: It shows up now.

    Vote up Texas Raider's art thread, everyone!



    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 06:39:47.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork:

    Ask your supervisor to tell you to vote up Texas Raider's art thread!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-02-28 07:07:27.0 login to vote score 1
    It's State Patty's Day (an unofficial university holiday) and the students are in fine form. The janitor told me he got a call to clean up student sick at 7:45 am today in an academic building.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 07:10:23.0 login to vote score 5
    SPROING!


    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 07:11:30.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: It's State Patty's Day (an unofficial university holiday) and the students are in fine form. The janitor told me he got a call to clean up student sick at 7:45 am today in an academic building.

    I hope that student has a monumentally bad hangover.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-02-28 07:14:53.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: I hope that student has a monumentally bad hangover.

    Yeah seriously. I don't have a problem with them having fun, but when you get so wrecked that you're throwing up in the morning or falling down the steps and hurting yourself it's going too far. The latter incident happened here. Guy was wasted and fell down walking up the steps. Another student reported this. Went out to investigate, he fell down again and gave himself a bloody nose. He barely noticed and fell down a third time. Had to call the cops because he was a danger to himself.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 07:24:02.0 login to vote score 7
    Airplane flying into fog:


    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 07:27:37.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Yeah seriously. I don't have a problem with them having fun, but when you get so wrecked that you're throwing up in the morning or falling down the steps and hurting yourself it's going too far. The latter incident happened here. Guy was wasted and fell down walking up the steps. Another student reported this. Went out to investigate, he fell down again and gave himself a bloody nose. He barely noticed and fell down a third time. Had to call the cops because he was a danger to himself.

    Busybody.

    YOU'RE NOT HIS SUPERVISOR!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-02-28 07:33:02.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3: Busybody.

    YOU'RE NOT HIS SUPERVISOR!


    I'm not having him bleed all over the books. It's bad enough undergrads eat in the building (I'd ban that crap!) but blood is just too far.
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 07:34:28.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I'm not having him bleed all over the books. It's bad enough undergrads eat in the building (I'd ban that crap!) but blood is just too far.

    That's not "danger to self", that's "danger to books". A perfectly cromulent reason to call the cops. You have my permission to carry on.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-02-28 07:38:43.0 login to vote score 4
    The security man on the supermarket today had his company's name written on his epaulettes. The name?
    Total Security

    I nearly asked him about his chickens, but decided against it :)
    eddyatwork 998 2015-02-28 07:41:39.0 login to vote score 3
    I'm wearing the best t-shirt ever. It says "Library makes me happy, you not so much."
    tumunga 12492 2015-02-28 07:50:48.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Then you don't really know if you were actually backing anything up, then do you?

    The boss thought I did, so that was good enough for me.

    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-02-28 07:59:01.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I'm wearing the best t-shirt ever. It says "Library makes me happy, you not so much."

    That sounds TOTES ADORBS!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-02-28 08:03:30.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: That sounds TOTES ADORBS!

    I'ma stuff you in the book drop!
    mimir 6886 2015-02-28 08:36:10.0 login to vote score 2
    karkfumm: You know what happens on the internet when you state vehemently that you don't like something?

    [image removed]


    John Kricfalusi draws your worst nightmare?
    coelecanth 10809 2015-02-28 08:47:12.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Three young girls have just walked into my single person bathroom. I can only assume they couldn't wait to get to home to have hot lesbians sex

    Pics?
    iggins 5808 2015-02-28 09:08:35.0 login to vote score 0
    coelecanth: Pics?

    I don't have camera in the bathrooms
    iggins 5808 2015-02-28 09:09:03.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I'ma stuff you in the book drop!

    Stick it in her book return
    xxplosiv 3123 2015-02-28 09:13:23.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: I don't have camera in the bathrooms

    Then where will we get our hot cornturd-on-cornturd action from?!???
    xxplosiv 3123 2015-02-28 09:13:47.0 login to vote score 0
    kernels are flushing
    not exactly 11873 2015-02-28 09:36:12.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: The security man on the supermarket today had his company's name written on his epaulettes. The name?
    Total Security
    I nearly asked him about his chickens, but decided against it :)


    TOTES SECURES
    libs keep banning me 9992 2015-02-28 09:49:46.0 login to vote score 7
    Hey valentinselezynov... remember the other day when I said my birthday was coming up?

    WIN ^_^


    libs keep banning me 9992 2015-02-28 10:09:08.0 login to vote score 5
    (transformed)


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-02-28 10:35:13.0 login to vote score 1
    Lipstick samples from Urban Decay in blister packs.

    How in the fuck do I put that on without a mess?

    Qtips.

    But I always thought qtips were for helping out cats in heat.…

    The things one learns being late into the looking like a girl schtick.
    texas raider 728 2015-02-28 10:50:39.0 login to vote score 5
    The scheduled thread made it, see yall on Sunday ^_^


    texas raider 728 2015-02-28 10:52:35.0 login to vote score 3
    not exactly 11873 2015-02-28 11:04:56.0 login to vote score 0
    Anyone have any recommendations for a relatively cheap nVidia GTX card with a blower instead of fans? My build is likely going to be in an mini ITX case and I'd like to exhaust the GPU temps straight out of the case if possible.

    It doesn't have to be the highest performance card, but it ought to do reasonably well. It'll be replacing a GTX 260 C216, so that shouldn't be too hard.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-02-28 11:37:58.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Lipstick samples from Urban Decay in blister packs.

    How in the fuck do I put that on without a mess?

    Qtips.

    But I always thought qtips were for helping out cats in heat.…

    The things one learns being late into the looking like a girl schtick.


    lern 2 grrrl
    kesshi 1556 2015-02-28 12:35:08.0 login to vote score 4
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-02-28 12:39:07.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-02-28 12:40:36.0 login to vote score 2
    coelecanth 10809 2015-02-28 12:47:26.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm 1294 2015-02-28 13:35:57.0 login to vote score 2
    bN MOTD candidate:

    "Like stains under a blacklight, so are the days of our lives"
    texas raider 728 2015-02-28 14:32:21.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider 728 2015-02-28 15:16:53.0 login to vote score 0



    Click for accompanying audio. ^_^


    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 16:17:40.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Lipstick samples from Urban Decay in blister packs.

    How in the fuck do I put that on without a mess?




    Lipstick brush. One of my exes used them.
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 16:21:32.0 login to vote score 0
    coelecanth: pissneeze

    Either urine control, or you're out of control.
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 18:35:32.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 18:40:07.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-02-28 18:56:06.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: Lipstick brush. One of my exes used them.

    I found qtips and then I found an old eyeliner brush that was identical to the lipstick brush you posted. :)
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 18:56:40.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I found qtips and then I found an old eyeliner brush that was identical to the lipstick brush you posted. :)

    Glad I could help.
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 18:57:00.0 login to vote score 0


    TOTES ADORBS
    eddyatwork 998 2015-02-28 19:04:49.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3: [image removed]

    TOTES ADORBS


    On the one hand, it's a kitten. On the other you said that stupid phrase! Stop saying that!
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 19:08:49.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: On the one hand, it's a kitten. On the other you said that stupid phrase! Stop saying that!

    It's not stupid; it's efficient. "Totally adorable" is 7 syllables. It could be the middle line of a haiku in two words. But "totes adorbs" is only 3 syllables, and none of the meaning is lost. You know, like "BAWWW" vs. "BAW".
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 19:10:31.0 login to vote score 1


    TOTES LODGE
    trigonman3 63 2015-02-28 19:29:49.0 login to vote score 1


    Still Caturday? Great.

    TOTES ADWARVES
    kesshi 1556 2015-02-28 19:40:02.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir 6886 2015-02-28 19:59:57.0 login to vote score 0
    Fuck it. I'm getting drunk.
    kesshi 1556 2015-02-28 20:10:32.0 login to vote score 0


    TOTES ADORBS!
    If you logged in, you could post here.