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  • intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-30 09:31:32.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: And yay for meetingtimes! Douchebag manager almost made it through the whole thing without threatening a firing. "If we can't control the error rate, there are other avenues to explore..."

    How's the job market in Denver looking?


    Shit.

    I owe you something. Srry.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-30 09:45:14.0 login to vote score 9
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-30 10:04:23.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Shit.
    I owe you something. Srry.


    No worries, no rush. When ya get a chance.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-30 10:14:57.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: [image removed]

    I find it extremely amusing that that lagged like a motherfucker for me.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-30 10:21:10.0 login to vote score 4
    Does it throw anyone else when you call some company's customer service department and the just answer the call with "Hello?".
    Makes me think I called a wrong number every damn time.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-30 10:33:26.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Does it throw anyone else when you call some company's customer service department and the just answer the call with "Hello?".
    Makes me think I called a wrong number every damn time.


    I prefer "Hello" to "Oi, wot choo want then?" :)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-30 10:44:51.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Does it throw anyone else when you call some company's customer service department and the just answer the call with "Hello?".
    Makes me think I called a wrong number every damn time.


    I hate when doctors' office receptionists answer with "Doctor's Office!"

    They should be answering with the group name or the name of the doc.
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-07-30 11:32:08.0 login to vote score 4
    If you have an Xbox One and a Gold subscription, do yourself a favour and take advantage of July's 'Game with Gold' while you can. It gets replaced tomorrow.

    Guacamelee. A seriously awesome 2D action/adventure/beat em-up based on Mexican tradition. Specifically luchadore wrestling and dia de los meurtos. It's very funny, has one of the most amazing art styles of any game i've ever played, and has two player same-screen co-op.



    There are some cool easter eggs too.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-30 13:22:19.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Does it throw anyone else when you call some company's customer service department and the just answer the call with "Hello?".
    Makes me think I called a wrong number every damn time.


    Fucking unprofessional, is what it is.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-30 13:45:59.0 login to vote score 6
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-30 14:25:50.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: Fucking unprofessional, is what it is.

    Well, yes, the woman I spoke to was rather, erm, yeah.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-07-30 14:36:26.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Does it throw anyone else when you call some company's customer service department and the just answer the call with "Hello?".
    Makes me think I called a wrong number every damn time.


    That's what they want you to think so you don't bug CS.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-30 16:19:40.0 login to vote score 5
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-30 16:47:50.0 login to vote score 7
    Oh eddy...


    random bacon 12498 2014-07-30 17:02:36.0 login to vote score 0
    Hmmm, Patreon is intriguing.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-30 17:17:25.0 login to vote score 2
    This place makes me happy.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-30 17:21:35.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Oh eddy...

    oreo! I swear to god, I'm going to do every horrible thing I can even imagine to your balls!
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-07-30 17:55:08.0 login to vote score 9
    Exceedingly relevant here...


    random bacon 12498 2014-07-30 19:37:38.0 login to vote score 2
    Cats are assholes. Just pulled the teensiest lizard out of the lil ones mouth. She'd spit it out, bat it around and then, I dunno, suck on it for a bit?
    Now she's stalking around the room, voicing her annoyance with us for taking away her toy.

    Little asshole.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-30 19:37:43.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir 6886 2014-07-30 20:29:35.0 login to vote score 1
    Lucy was a surprisingly good film.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-30 21:05:25.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: Lucy was a surprisingly good film.

    did it have any tits?
    mimir 6886 2014-07-30 21:08:44.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: did it have any tits?

    As I said to my son, whose friends hated it: "Your friends went in to see Scarlett Johannsons T&A, and a shoot 'em up. They went to the wrong film. This one requires the use of a functional brain."

    So, no.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-30 21:17:13.0 login to vote score 5
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-30 21:19:49.0 login to vote score 7
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-30 21:21:39.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-07-30 21:49:09.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider 728 2014-07-30 21:50:03.0 login to vote score 8
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-30 22:00:34.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider:

    That is fucking awesome.
    texas raider 728 2014-07-30 22:01:11.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2014-07-30 22:01:31.0 login to vote score 3
    damn

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    BUT WAIT



    THERE'S MORE

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    iggins 5808 2014-07-30 22:05:21.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-07-30 22:42:32.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-07-30 23:07:44.0 login to vote score 2
    Bork Jets


    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 00:26:36.0 login to vote score 2
    The ever glorious, Sojin


    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-31 00:34:35.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Bork Jets

    Swedish?
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 03:28:00.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Swedish?

    why else would they go bork?
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 03:30:05.0 login to vote score 1
    so i play this fishing game on my phone


    and when you set a record the whole world gets to your name on the leader board for 24 hours or until someone beats it



    the whole world





    so i set a record and now every time someone catches a big eyed scad they see my character name






    dickbutt
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 03:41:36.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-31 04:02:06.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-31 04:49:35.0 login to vote score 3
    Feeling very pleased... The power button on Puffette's iPhone had failed. We had an identical phone with a broken digitizer, so I ordered the teeny-tiny 5-lobed screwdriver necessary to open the phone, disassembled both, swapped the power button assemblies, and re-assembled. Results, 1 completely functional, repaired, phone!!

    Bonus: I now know how to replace the battery, too :)
    someone who may or may not be Jobsweh's revenant 2014-07-31 05:14:18.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Feeling very pleased... The power button on Puffette's iPhone had failed. We had an identical phone with a broken digitizer, so I ordered the teeny-tiny 5-lobed screwdriver necessary to open the phone, disassembled both, swapped the power button assemblies, and re-assembled. Results, 1 completely functional, repaired, phone!!

    Bonus: I now know how to replace the battery, too :)


    *frowns at your shenanigans*
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 05:19:20.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: Feeling very pleased... The power button on Puffette's iPhone had failed. We had an identical phone with a broken digitizer, so I ordered the teeny-tiny 5-lobed screwdriver necessary to open the phone, disassembled both, swapped the power button assemblies, and re-assembled. Results, 1 completely functional, repaired, phone!!

    Bonus: I now know how to replace the battery, too :)


    huzzah for voided warranties
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-31 05:24:53.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: huzzah for voided warranties

    They were way out of warranty. Otherwise back to Jobsweh it would have gone!
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-31 05:32:43.0 login to vote score 1
    So I called Discover to try and get my APR lowered, they offered to either drop my apr by 3 points (22% to 19% gag) or give me a credit for $50 off my next purchase of up to $200.

    O_O Are there really people out there stupid enough to take the rebate?*
    I thought having good credit meant lower %, apparently not, stupid me for paying well above the minimum....

    *rhetorical question, I know there are.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-31 05:36:30.0 login to vote score 1
    Last day of the month, here come the "OMG invoice is due you must receive everything!!!!!!!" emails.

    Yeah, yeah, I'll get there eventually.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 05:45:17.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: They were way out of warranty. Otherwise back to Jobsweh it would have gone!

    you would have had it cremated?
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 06:01:28.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 06:23:42.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 06:28:42.0 login to vote score 2
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    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-31 06:44:43.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: [pretzel dog]


    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-31 07:05:35.0 login to vote score 0
    Dammit, dickbutt is not funny!
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-31 07:48:31.0 login to vote score 7
    burntman 1528 2014-07-31 07:49:30.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork: Dammit, dickbutt is not funny!

    what about centipedes?


    burntman 1528 2014-07-31 07:50:48.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Dammit, dickbutt is not funny!


    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-31 08:38:17.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Angry gimp

    Not me, for the record.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-31 08:38:38.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: Not me, for the record.

    I did think of you when I saw it. :-)
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-07-31 08:49:46.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Feeling very pleased... The power button on Puffette's iPhone had failed. We had an identical phone with a broken digitizer, so I ordered the teeny-tiny 5-lobed screwdriver necessary to open the phone, disassembled both, swapped the power button assemblies, and re-assembled. Results, 1 completely functional, repaired, phone!!

    Bonus: I now know how to replace the battery, too :)


    That's piracy :/
    stimp 2462 2014-07-31 08:56:45.0 login to vote score 3
    Do HR people take special courses to be HR people because seriously.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 08:58:57.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-31 09:00:14.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm telling the science.

    iggins 5808 2014-07-31 09:02:23.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-31 09:13:24.0 login to vote score 2
    They are drilling through concrete today. Even my farts can't compete with that noise.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-31 09:15:50.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: They are drilling through concrete today. Even my farts can't compete with that noise.

    BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRRRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    /yuck, I hate that noise.
    eddyatwork 998 Thu Jul 31 09:32:23 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRRRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    /yuck, I hate that noise.


    Lunch time thank god! They've stopped for a bit.
    stimp 2462 Thu Jul 31 10:15:58 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    If you logged in, you could post here.