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  • abbynormal 1917 2014-07-21 01:07:38.0 login to vote score 6
    sockpuppet: A year ago I was only browsing while everyone was still asleep. Now I'm only posting when everyone is going to sleep.

    I'm only awake right now because the baby mouse need to eat and poop every 2 hours, and she needs my help for both.

    I think she may live. I didn't think so when I took her away from the cat. She must have been in shock. She's been in my care for about 14 hours.

    She's drinking out of a dropper, seems to have a good appetite. She squeaks and barks for food. And she's even trying to stand up and walk, but she's very wobbly.

    I may be a sleep deprived zombie at work to day, but if she lives it'll be worth it.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-21 01:09:40.0 login to vote score 2
    zedeks: Dammit, I missed the show.

    Don't worry, he didn't have any new material.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 02:07:51.0 login to vote score 4
    Douche canoe?

    The innovative vulgarities that come out of this place are truly inspiring.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 02:27:12.0 login to vote score 3
    innovative vulgarities

    If I ever come up with an alt, that's gonna be it.
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-07-21 03:18:38.0 login to vote score 10
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-07-21 03:21:46.0 login to vote score 4
    looks like Twitch's neighbors are tired of the $30,000 Cav


    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 04:35:51.0 login to vote score 2
    baron muchhumpin: looks like Twitch's neighbors are tired of the $30,000 Cav

    we had that problem with a douchebag kid in the neighborhood who modded his exuast. after enough noise complaints the police gave him a fix it order.



    he still has the shitty and probably not properly done suspension. it's probably going to bump steer him into a wall
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 04:40:08.0 login to vote score 4
    And the monthly raging and clueless Elvis sighting, this weekend has had it all.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 04:41:14.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: we had that problem with a douchebag kid in the neighborhood who modded his exuast. after enough noise complaints the police gave him a fix it order.

    Yet the assholes with the Harleys get a free pass apparently, at least around here.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 04:48:08.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Yet the assholes with the Harleys get a free pass apparently, at least around here.

    he was louder than them
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 04:50:09.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: he was louder than them

    Christ, that takes some doing.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 04:51:42.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 04:52:19.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Christ, that takes some doing.

    well his dad has a 5.0 liter mustang that makes a proper loud noise
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-07-21 04:53:33.0 login to vote score 4
    Hey, there's an iggins b-day thread in da kew.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 04:54:54.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 04:55:45.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 04:57:05.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 04:59:54.0 login to vote score 6
    bork jets


    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 05:29:40.0 login to vote score 4
    today's Daily Sojin


    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 06:42:19.0 login to vote score 4
    On my way in I saw a guy carrying a baby, riding a skateboard.
    Am I wrong in thinking that dude is a fucking idiot?
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-07-21 07:05:20.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon: On my way in I saw a guy carrying a baby, riding a skateboard.
    Am I wrong in thinking that dude is a fucking idiot?


    Naw.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-21 07:25:09.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: he still has the shitty and probably not properly done suspension. it's probably going to bump steer him into a wall

    'Round here it's Redneck Death-Wobble! Re-set your Caster angle, and slow down your steering box you fucking Meshbacks!
    quick1 501 2014-07-21 08:12:52.0 login to vote score 2
    fatsean 3838 2014-07-21 08:13:55.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Yet the assholes with the Harleys get a free pass apparently, at least around here.

    At some point I want to get into welding. Would be fun to make a dump pipe for my car's exhaust. They have electric controls. So If I'm stuck at a light with some ddags revving their no-muffler cave-bikes, I can pull the switch and let them hear what real "Straight pipes" sound like :D
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 08:17:45.0 login to vote score 3
    fatsean: At some point I want to get into welding. Would be fun to make a dump pipe for my car's exhaust. They have electric controls. So If I'm stuck at a light with some ddags revving their no-muffler cave-bikes, I can pull the switch and let them hear what real "Straight pipes" sound like :D

    I was at a red light next to a showroom fresh Harley last week, fucking thing was quiet as hell. Beautiful machine when it isn't rednecked with by fucking with the exhaust.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 08:35:39.0 login to vote score 1
    fatsean: At some point I want to get into welding. Would be fun to make a dump pipe for my car's exhaust. They have electric controls. So If I'm stuck at a light with some ddags revving their no-muffler cave-bikes, I can pull the switch and let them hear what real "Straight pipes" sound like :D

    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
    POOP
    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-21 09:13:25.0 login to vote score 11
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 09:26:13.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead:

    Guest host and stunt co-ordinated by Michael Bay!
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 09:42:56.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-21 11:12:00.0 login to vote score 9
    flash is in to archaeology.


    nathangrey 10887 2014-07-21 12:02:27.0 login to vote score 5
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-07-21 12:07:20.0 login to vote score 9
    osirisothedead: flash is in to archaeology.

    [image removed]


    Obviously an ancient drug dealer.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-21 14:02:15.0 login to vote score 6
    Did my first zombie run/ walk.

    Well it was more like a zombie waddle, but the app made it fun!

    35 minutes.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 14:03:45.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Did my first zombie run/ walk.

    Well it was more like a zombie waddle, but the app made it fun!

    35 minutes.


    I keep looking at that but in July in Florida, um, nunya!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-21 14:12:50.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: I keep looking at that but in July in Florida, um, nunya!

    Think of the fat you'd burn!

    I am just doing the 30 minute workout for now. Going to alternate with doing pool therapy on my own for my back.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-21 14:21:05.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Think of the fat you'd burn!

    I am just doing the 30 minute workout for now. Going to alternate with doing pool therapy on my own for my back.


    When I'm already in this heat from 9am, I am fuckin done by 6pm. It is so hard to motivate when I am drained by the time I get home.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 14:52:03.0 login to vote score 9
    I will be negotiating my first date in over 20 years, next week.

    /hold me
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-21 14:56:46.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: I will be negotiating my first date in over 20 years, next week.

    /hold me


    *Internet headbutt*
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 15:04:30.0 login to vote score 3
    roddikinsathome: *Internet headbutt*

    I feel all 17 again, with oversized feet and nowhere to put my hands.
    bunnythor 544 2014-07-21 16:22:19.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: I will be negotiating my first date in over 20 years, next week.

    /hold me



    bunnythor 544 2014-07-21 16:23:55.0 login to vote score 0
    On a related note, why are the kew voters so ambivalent today? Normally when I drop in a raft of links, about half make it to the front page at least. Today, no one is even giving away "meh" votes.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:18:11.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: On a related note, why are the kew voters so ambivalent today? Normally when I drop in a raft of links, about half make it to the front page at least. Today, no one is even giving away "meh" votes.

    Fewer people willing to upvote non-modded links is all I can think of.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 17:19:07.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I will be negotiating my first date in over 20 years, next week.

    /hold me


    Congrats, m'dear. Best of luck.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:19:13.0 login to vote score 3
    And frankly I'm in lust, so I no longer give a fuck.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:19:30.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Congrats, m'dear. Best of luck.

    Thank you very much my dear sir.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-21 17:23:40.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: And frankly I'm in lust, so I no longer give a fuck.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:26:10.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt:

    And it's not even you this time :)
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 17:27:27.0 login to vote score 4
    So I was accused (by the brunette) of being an overplanner.

    Since I might get to go to Vegas (and even stay an extra day or two for "me" time), I'm already researching all the things I want to do/see, and am budgeting appropriately for those things.

    In related news, there's a friggin' Zipline at the Rio. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
    throwingknife 1634 2014-07-21 17:41:59.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: So I was accused (by the brunette) of being an overplanner.

    Since I might get to go to Vegas (and even stay an extra day or two for "me" time), I'm already researching all the things I want to do/see, and am budgeting appropriately for those things.

    In related news, there's a friggin' Zipline at the Rio. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?


    Wow. We haven't been to Vegas in quite a while, back in fall of 2011. I think it's been built up since then.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 17:42:12.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: So I was accused (by the brunette) of being an overplanner.

    Since I might get to go to Vegas (and even stay an extra day or two for "me" time), I'm already researching all the things I want to do/see, and am budgeting appropriately for those things.

    In related news, there's a friggin' Zipline at the Rio. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?


    Overplanning is always better than underplanning. And the point of overplanning is that no one else ever find out what one is overplanning for.

    Pack, bitch, pack.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 17:48:27.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: Wow. We haven't been to Vegas in quite a while, back in fall of 2011. I think it's been built up since then.

    Same here. Last time I was there was in 2011, and it was for a conference only. This time the office might not pay, so I'm taking some "me" time and staying an extra day and a half.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 17:48:58.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Overplanning is always better than underplanning. And the point of overplanning is that no one else ever find out what one is overplanning for.

    Pack, bitch, pack.


    My motto is: Always have a Plan B.

    /usually has a plan C
    //And a D
    ///after that, I fucking wing it
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-21 17:57:24.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Did my first zombie run/ walk.

    Well it was more like a zombie waddle, but the app made it fun!

    35 minutes.


    If you dress up like a zombie around here, don't get mad if I start shooting!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:07:33.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: My motto is: Always have a Plan B.

    /usually has a plan C
    //And a D
    ///after that, I fucking wing it


    You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:13:15.0 login to vote score 0
    Ok, between Band of Heathens and the new gf, I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be masterbaiting to!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:16:51.0 login to vote score 1
    I srsly love everything Band of Heathens has released that I've heard so far.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 18:17:18.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I srsly love everything Band of Heathens has released that I've heard so far.

    I'm diggin' it.

    I was listening to some good ol' Dirty River Boys before that.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-07-21 18:19:01.0 login to vote score 5


    I would SO buy this comic!
    throwingknife 1634 2014-07-21 18:30:27.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Same here. Last time I was there was in 2011, and it was for a conference only. This time the office might not pay, so I'm taking some "me" time and staying an extra day and a half.

    Crap. I accidentally lied. It was 2001, not 2011. A friend was headlining there and was dismayed about how dead it was after 9/11.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:31:01.0 login to vote score 0
    Come to My Window.


    Ow.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 18:37:31.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Come to My Window.


    Ow.


    I would, but I can't.

    The judge never got rid of that restraining order.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:39:41.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: I would, but I can't.

    The judge never got rid of that restraining order.


    Was thinking of you, so I just sent her Texas...
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 18:40:08.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: I would, but I can't.

    The judge never got rid of that restraining order.


    You realize that my potential partners have to deal with...bN.
    halfof33 12140 2014-07-21 19:04:17.0 login to vote score -2
    Hai guize!

    @twittergarden

    Leaves.
    mimir 6886 2014-07-21 19:06:58.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: You realize that my potential partners have to deal with...bN.

    I wouldn't introduce them to this place for a long while.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-07-21 19:29:02.0 login to vote score 4
    `*tears*

    I just talked to my friend Dave.

    He was my sister's bf and my nephew's stepfather.

    Dave was one of the most intelligent people I'd ever met.

    Dave couldn't handle who he was, or what he could do as a person.

    Dave shot himself in the face in a suicide attempt years ago.

    Dave is still here.

    Dave is still my friend.

    I talked to Dave tonight for the first time in over a decade.





    I still love Dave, and Dave still loves me. (end of story)
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-21 20:04:02.0 login to vote score 6
    Hung out with some old friends tonight. Neato sky driving home

    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-21 20:18:39.0 login to vote score 5
    Omg guys! Everyone talk about their lives and going ons like a real Beer Garden.

    Seems to keep Ze Trolls away since they don't seem to get the purpose of this forever thread.
    fatsean 3838 2014-07-21 20:26:00.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: I was at a red light next to a showroom fresh Harley last week, fucking thing was quiet as hell. Beautiful machine when it isn't rednecked with by fucking with the exhaust.

    I wonder what they are going for. Power? Just loud for loud's sake?
    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:11:19.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

    Well, shit, FMB...I thought you posted this:

    You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone

    And since I got confused, I'll change my downvote to an upvote for your post. You're welcome...
    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:11:44.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Ok, between Band of Heathens and the new gf, I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to be masterbaiting to!

    A brick.

    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:13:48.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Was thinking of you, so I just sent her Texas...

    Come Back To Texas??

    tumunga 12492 2014-07-21 21:15:46.0 login to vote score 1
    tumunga: Come Back To Texas??

    The Bush Twins wants you back.
    phoenix301 12664 2014-07-21 22:07:56.0 login to vote score 1
    oppob is kew commandoing
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:10:28.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: I feel all 17 again, with oversized feet and nowhere to put my hands.

    You put your hands in all the fun places, if you can talk her in to it.

    Feet are optional.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 22:16:34.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: You put your hands in all the fun places, if you can talk her in to it.

    Feet are optional.


    When fisting just isn't enough?
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:32:29.0 login to vote score 0
    karkfumm: I would SO buy this comic!

    I got to see both The Sting and Jaws when they came out. It's a pity that Robert Shaw died so young.
    texas raider 728 2014-07-21 22:33:48.0 login to vote score 3
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:34:53.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: When fisting just isn't enough?

    Now I have a new fantasy. Thanks, pervert.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-21 22:40:50.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider:

    Is that from the first Bond movie? They've made so many I can't keep up.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 22:56:00.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: Now I have a new fantasy. Thanks, pervert.

    I call rule 34. I want to see someone with a vagina on each foot


    Vagoo shoes
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:08:03.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Vagoo shoes


    sockpuppet 2985 2014-07-21 23:08:41.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:22:37.0 login to vote score 0
    phoenix301: oppob is kew commandoing

    Apparently he votes Republican.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-21 23:27:06.0 login to vote score 2
    While doing a GIS for "vagoo shoes" (I found that they do in fact exist!), I came across this, which I liked.


    iggins 5808 2014-07-21 23:47:06.0 login to vote score 1
    If you logged in, you could post here.