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  • random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 06:35:33.0 login to vote score 3
    Figured out who our inventory lady reminds me of, Angel from Borderlands, or somewhat less creepily, the actress who Angel is modeled after..

    mimir 6886 2014-10-21 06:55:49.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Figured out who our inventory lady reminds me of, Angel from Borderlands, or somewhat less creepily, the actress who Angel is modeled after..
    [image removed]


    Yeah. Shes kinda hot.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 06:57:08.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Should I know who Sasha Grey is?

    Former porn acrobat, trying to make it as an actor.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 07:00:32.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I'm not sure where "Paris" is considered a boy's name other than the Iliad.

    I used to know a dude named Paris James.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 07:18:34.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Urgh... Left my office.. told someone to make me coffee. Sat down and watched him make it. And some guy stopped by... he's... a PhD in psych and I've wondered why he's here. The "answer" is industrial psychology. He gave me a weird speech about how information is not secure. Commended me for not using FaceBook. Said that most people would find it suspicious. Then asked how I felt about mainland China.

    Looks like I don't get to abuse people.


    If you've never read any William Gibson, don't. His fiction is so tightly mapped to your reality, it would bore you and ratchet up the paranoia. :/
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 07:26:13.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Figured out who our inventory lady reminds me of, Angel from Borderlands, or somewhat less creepily, the actress who Angel is modeled after..

    nice
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-21 07:31:27.0 login to vote score 9
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-10-21 07:32:45.0 login to vote score 6
    cardinal puff: taser

    [squatchmode]
    But enough about your time in the lab
    [/squatchmode]
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 07:39:52.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff:

    is that her O face?
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 07:40:35.0 login to vote score 1
    Hey ILB, your 'freind' Meghan is kind of a condescending asshole. :(
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 07:54:22.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: Hey ILB, your 'freind' Meghan is kind of a condescending asshole. :(

    he has more 'Friends' than just Alaina?



    link?
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 08:05:07.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: he has more 'Friends' than just Alaina?
    link?


    Down boy, down!
    halfof33 12140 2014-10-21 08:07:00.0 login to vote score -1
    cardinal puff:

    That is hypnotic.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-21 08:07:43.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: That is hypnotic.

    It is, isn't it? A pity it doesn't come with sound :)
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 08:07:54.0 login to vote score 1
    Iggins, Asian girl in a red plaid pleated miniskirt! No pics, she's a coworker.
    halfof33 12140 2014-10-21 08:08:59.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: It is, isn't it? A pity it doesn't come with sound :)

    just wire it up to the bennyhillifier...
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 08:10:29.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: link?

    No.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 08:16:40.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: No.

    you're no fun
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 08:17:43.0 login to vote score 2
    but she is no Sojin


    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 08:22:10.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: but she is no Sojin

    She's cuter than Sojin.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 08:27:25.0 login to vote score 2
    roddikinsathome: If you've never read any William Gibson, don't. His fiction is so tightly mapped to your reality, it would bore you and ratchet up the paranoia. :/

    Like I fuckin' read.
    Interesting perspective, though.
    Last book I read: 授時暦叢考 (Siku Quanshu edition).
    It took me months.
    Before that? Le Paradis Terrestre, by Sfar.
    Fuck yes, commix count.

    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 08:31:14.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: She's cuter than Sojin.

    you know nothing
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 08:38:22.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Ok, poop is coming out

    Lysdexic Tnarslatoin Sveriec:
    K.O.'d, cum is pooping out!

    Daer God, Iggnis. Aer yuo alrihgt?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 08:44:18.0 login to vote score 1
    OH DEAR GOD MY DOG FARTED
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-21 08:52:01.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: I really like gendered names. I feel embarrassed, rude, and awkward when messing up pronouns in written correspondence about Pats and Chrises. Thankfully this is easier to avoid with Hikaru and Shinobu.

    Given that my entire knowledge of Japanese given names comes from reading a crapload of manga, but aren't there a handful of names that can go either way?

    Oh, wait. I have Wikipedia installed on my computer.

    Category:Japanese unisex given names

    Akimi
    Akira (given name)
    Anri (given name)
    Ayumu
    Chiaki
    Chihiro
    Chitose
    Hajime
    Haru (given name)
    Harue
    Haruka (given name)
    Harumi
    Hatsu
    Hayate
    Hikaru
    Hinata
    Hiromi (given name)
    Hiromu
    Hitomi (given name)
    Hotaru
    Iori
    Itsuki
    Izumi
    Jun (given name)
    Kaname
    Kaoru
    K cont.
    Kato
    Katsumi
    Kayo
    Kazu
    Kazumi
    Kei (given name)
    Kunie
    Kurumi
    Kyo
    Mako
    Makoto
    Masami
    Masumi
    Michiru
    Michiyo
    Midori
    Mikoto
    Minami (name)
    Mirai
    Misao
    Mitsuki
    Mitsuru
    Nagisa
    Naomi (given name)
    Natsuki
    Rei
    Ren
    Riku
    Rin (given name)
    Risa (given name)
    Ryō (given name)
    Sakae (given name)
    Satsuki
    Setsuna
    Shigeri
    Shinobu
    Shion
    Shizuka
    Sora (Japanese given name)
    Subaru (name)
    Tamaki (name)
    Teru (disambiguation)
    Tomo
    Tomoe (disambiguation)
    Tomomi
    Tsubasa
    Tsukasa
    Yoshika
    Yoshimi

    Yuki (given name)


    Thanks, Interweb!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 08:58:06.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: OH DEAR GOD MY DOG FARTED

    Payback's a bitch ain't it?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 09:04:56.0 login to vote score 4
    Speaking of farting, I've been letting a bunch rip today. Thank god there's no smoking in the library because the methane content is particularly high today.
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 09:10:22.0 login to vote score 2
    bunnythor: Given that my entire knowledge of Japanese given names comes from reading a crapload of manga, but aren't there a handful of names that can go either way?

    Oh, wait. I have Wikipedia installed on my computer.

    Category:Japanese unisex given names

    K cont.


    Hell of a name, there.
    If you ever need hish attention, just yell at himmer:
    Oh, K cont.!

    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 09:20:12.0 login to vote score 1
    Iggins, who was the culprit? Petey or Roo?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 09:34:58.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Iggins, who was the culprit? Petey or Roo?

    Roo is a stink factory
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 09:52:51.0 login to vote score 2
    roddikinsathome: Hey ILB, your 'freind' Meghan is kind of a condescending asshole. :(

    She's kinda batshit, in a new-age way. If we're talking about MB.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 09:53:30.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: She's kinda batshit, in a new-age way. If we're talking about MB.

    Definitely, um, verbose.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 09:54:31.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Definitely, um, verbose.

    Yeah, she can carry on. I didn't fully read what she wrote. :-) I guess I better do that.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 09:55:05.0 login to vote score 4
    intentionally left blank: Yeah, she can carry on. I didn't fully read what she wrote. :-) I guess I better do that.

    Nah, I think you're better off bein ign'nt. ;)
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 09:57:05.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Definitely, um, verbose.

    And she did have a brain injury -- frightening story, actually. She's fortunate to be alive because of an ER screwup.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 09:58:58.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: And she did have a brain injury -- frightening story, actually. She's fortunate to be alive because of an ER screwup.

    Yikes!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 10:00:12.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Nah, I think you're better off bein ign'nt. ;)

    <iggy-bait>
    She is hot, though, in a MILFY way. Age appropriate, too.
    </iggy-bait>
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-21 10:14:54.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Nah, I think you're better off bein ign'nt. ;)

    I 2nd this. Don't bother.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 10:18:56.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Age appropriate, too.

    For who, you or him?

    /runz
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 10:43:14.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: For who, you or him?

    /runz


    Heh. Me. But she's a MILF and I'm a fat bald guy.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-21 10:55:46.0 login to vote score 7
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-21 10:58:25.0 login to vote score 2
    karkfumm:

    Turtle doge?
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 11:04:13.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt:

    Spongie, you are being a naughty sponge on my FB! ;-)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 11:04:50.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Spongie, you are being a naughty sponge on my FB! ;-)

    Maaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeeee…
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 11:05:20.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Maaaayyyyyybbbbbeeeeee…

    Don't make me put you in a corner.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 11:05:44.0 login to vote score 3
    xxplosiv: Turtle doge?

    Five gooooldeeeen riiiiingsssss
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 11:06:18.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: Don't make me put you in a corner.

    No one puts spongie innna corner!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 11:07:00.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: No one puts spongie innna corner!

    Well, I'm not spanking you because you like that way too much.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 11:08:17.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Well, I'm not spanking you because you like that way too much.

    Ha!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-21 11:11:33.0 login to vote score 0
    When attending a presentation on what to do if there is an active shooter, it's considered rude to whip out your GUN and say "I'll take care of him because fuck the police!"
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 11:15:04.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-10-21 11:31:48.0 login to vote score 4
    karkfumm:

    If a dog could sing a song while riding a turtle, it would be "My Heart Will Go On," at about 1/20th the speed.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-21 11:36:21.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet: If a dog could sing a song while riding a turtle, it would be "My Heart Will Go On," at about 1/20th the speed.

    Crap. Now that you've planted that thought, I'll have to slow that damned song down and listen to it. Thanks a lot!
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-10-21 11:37:09.0 login to vote score 23
    Friday I have my battery of tests done for my chest and lungs. We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if I'll know preliminary results before the weekend, but if I don't, it is going to be a very long and anxious one.
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-21 11:42:44.0 login to vote score 3
    nerd by proxy 4296 2014-10-21 11:44:26.0 login to vote score 6
    sockpuppet: Friday I have my battery of tests done for my chest and lungs. We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if I'll know preliminary results before the weekend, but if I don't, it is going to be a very long and anxious one.

    We've all got our fingers crossed for you!!!
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-21 11:48:33.0 login to vote score 7
    nerd by proxy: We've all got our fingers crossed for you!!!

    Yep!


    sockpuppet 2985 2014-10-21 12:02:54.0 login to vote score 6
    Thanks y'all. Hoping for the best.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 12:13:15.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet: Thanks y'all. Hoping for the best.

    Indeed. Good thoughts your way.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 12:14:04.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-10-21 12:31:17.0 login to vote score 2
    libs keep banning me 9992 2014-10-21 12:33:22.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider:

    One thing Dr. Seuss didn't have trouble with is leading cutting off his descending characters.
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-10-21 12:37:37.0 login to vote score 10
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-10-21 14:07:11.0 login to vote score 1
    baron muchhumpin:

    I have no trouble seeing you send a package like that.
    not exactly 11873 2014-10-21 15:05:38.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I'm not sure where "Paris" is considered a boy's name other than the Iliad.

    I've named several male children Paris.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-21 15:57:53.0 login to vote score 0
    Go Kansas City Giants! :-p
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 15:58:42.0 login to vote score 4
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-21 16:08:28.0 login to vote score 1
    not exactly: I've named several male children Paris.

    Janeway specifically referred to her male pilot as "Paris", except in circumstances of emotionally tramatic situations/social turmoil.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 16:26:40.0 login to vote score 0
    churly brown: Hmm... That is tempting... but... international shipping would need my real name. Unless it went to an intermediary...

    In other weird news, I'm thinking about visiting Puffy.


    We'll talk.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-21 16:28:08.0 login to vote score 5
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 16:29:31.0 login to vote score 6
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 16:36:25.0 login to vote score 5
    sabine 745 2014-10-21 16:37:15.0 login to vote score 0
    maggotbrain: Go Kansas City Giants! :-p

    The other day I saw a dude in a supermarket wearing a Posey jersey open over a Royals "Always October" shirt. I laughed and asked how many people had taken pictures of him that day. He said "quite a few". I assume he's a KC transplant who will be happy whatever happens.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-21 17:13:36.0 login to vote score 4




    She's not Asian, but I think iggins will find Miss Holly Earl cute.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-10-21 17:19:17.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 18:03:46.0 login to vote score 2
    comicbookguy:

    It's funny cause his belt looks like a penis!
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 18:13:10.0 login to vote score 1
    Looks like Logitech is going to replace my keyboard. The old one is working perfectly now.

    I are amused.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-21 18:20:12.0 login to vote score 5
    spongegirl circleskirt: It's funny cause his belt looks like a penis!

    Wanna know what's really funny?

    His penis looks like a belt!
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-21 18:30:47.0 login to vote score 6
    tabernash: Wanna know what's really funny?

    His penis looks like a belt!


    Wanna know what's really really funny?

    Thanks to steroids, his testicles have shriveled down to the size of raisins!
    fatsean 3838 2014-10-21 19:01:20.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: Wanna know what's really really funny?

    Thanks to steroids, his testicles have shriveled down to the size of raisins!


    That's 585 pounds. That is heavy but he seems young and hard core enough to train seriously. I'm nearly 40 and I can pull 450 pounds and my diet and training discipline is pretty terrible.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-21 19:11:04.0 login to vote score 12
    A panorama of the mine, just taken:


    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-21 19:35:24.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: A panorama of the mine, just taken:

    Nice hobo camp!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-21 19:43:11.0 login to vote score 1
    bucket of truth: Nice hobo camp!

    Yes, all of that was free, just magically appeared 40 miles from the road.

    "HoBo" is "Homeward Bound." No rails there.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 19:46:43.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: Wanna know what's really funny?

    His penis looks like a belt!



    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-21 19:48:21.0 login to vote score 7
    Some gold-bearing veins:

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    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-21 20:32:15.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: A panorama of the mine, just taken:

    Name This Town
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-10-21 20:34:11.0 login to vote score 7
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-21 20:35:50.0 login to vote score 3
    sockpuppet: Friday I have my battery of tests done for my chest and lungs. We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if I'll know preliminary results before the weekend, but if I don't, it is going to be a very long and anxious one.

    good luck and we're all pulling for you.

    bluegargoyle 635 2014-10-21 20:55:29.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-21 20:55:56.0 login to vote score 4
    RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!

    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 21:16:52.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: She's not Asian, but I think iggins will find Miss Holly Earl cute.

    Yes indeed, yes indeed
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-21 21:28:14.0 login to vote score 4
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-21 21:39:04.0 login to vote score 0
    Metroid Prime Trilogy 3D - Exclusive to New 3DS. Can you imagine such a thing?
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-21 21:56:32.0 login to vote score 2
    Related to eddyatwork?

    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 21:57:23.0 login to vote score 3
    Wow.
    Someone stole the photocopier.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 22:05:25.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet: Friday I have my battery of tests done for my chest and lungs. We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if I'll know preliminary results before the weekend, but if I don't, it is going to be a very long and anxious one.

    Look on the bright side, hot nurses
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 22:05:46.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Wow.
    Someone stole the photocopier.


    Who steals a copy machine?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 22:13:10.0 login to vote score 2
    Alright so they told me to come in 2 hours late so I can avoid getting them in trouble with too much overtime. And it freed me up to watch game 1 of the world series. So all my shit was done before I got here.


    So now I get to sit back and get to play candy crush when I am supposed to be working.


    I feel like a 1 percenter
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 22:14:18.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Who steals a copy machine?

    Poor people.
    I wonder if it becomes parts or is resold.
    I'm going to hear about this for-fucking-ever.

    On the other hand, it was useless before.
    texas raider 728 2014-10-21 22:19:43.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-10-21 22:21:54.0 login to vote score 6
    texas raider 728 2014-10-21 22:26:04.0 login to vote score 6
    elton jon benet 3546 2014-10-21 22:42:41.0 login to vote score -1
    < hrf="#5425330">sckpppt: <>Frd hv m bttr f tsts dn fr m chst nd lngs. W'll s wht hppns. 'm nt sr f 'll knw prlmnr rslts bfr th wknd, bt f dn't, t s gng t b vr lng nd nxs n.

    t's Mrbrg. Gt wll sn!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 22:48:24.0 login to vote score 4
    elton jon benet: < hrf="#5425330">sckpppt: <>Frd hv m bttr f tsts dn fr m chst nd lngs. W'll s wht hppns. 'm nt sr f 'll knw prlmnr rslts bfr th wknd, bt f dn't, t s gng t b vr lng nd nxs n.

    t's Mrbrg. Gt wll sn!


    U wot m8?
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 23:05:44.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: U wot m8?

    I'm seein' your Taiwan hot-tie on Friday. Again.

    If we get it on, I'll make her call me by your name.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 23:44:42.0 login to vote score 3
    churly brown: I'm seein' your Taiwan hot-tie on Friday. Again.

    If we get it on, I'll make her call me by your name.


    Well, what ever you have to do to get a boner.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 23:44:57.0 login to vote score 1
    Hot tai
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 00:15:34.0 login to vote score 6
    sabine 745 2014-10-22 00:21:33.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Yes indeed, yes indeed

    We're probably the only ones that enjoyed that game 1. There is something about World Series game 1s. The Giants just seem to destroy people. Can't get overconfident, though.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-22 00:24:22.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 00:32:22.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: We're probably the only ones that enjoyed that game 1. There is something about World Series game 1s. The Giants just seem to destroy people. Can't get overconfident, though.

    Was a good win to stop the momentum that the Royals had, and a good demoralizer.


    Hit them like a hammer going through an alleged drug dealers window
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 00:34:48.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Iggins, Asian girl in a red plaid pleated miniskirt! No pics, she's a coworker.

    Does she loves dogs.



    And pork




    If so, we are a perfect match
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 00:40:06.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 01:01:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Who ever made level 56 of candy crush is a total fuck face
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-22 01:24:58.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    My favorite gif.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 01:45:45.0 login to vote score 2
    Apparently pizza rolls give me more gas than white castle,


    I've been blasting my ass all night.


    Not a single moment of silence
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 02:21:37.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Apparently pizza rolls give me more gas than white castle,
    I've been blasting my ass all night.
    Not a single moment of silence


    Can you fart an accompaniment to "Thunderstruck"?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 02:29:13.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Can you fart an accompaniment to "Thunderstruck"?

    Probably
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 04:48:26.0 login to vote score 3
    Wednesday SQUEEEEEE!


    random bacon 12498 2014-10-22 04:50:58.0 login to vote score 2
    Just spent 2 minutes staring at a wall like a cat, I'm way too tired to anything today. :/
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 05:07:41.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Just spent 2 minutes staring at a wall like a cat, I'm way too tired to anything today. :/

    Was there a spider on the wall?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 05:40:16.0 login to vote score 2
    I just bought like 5 Pound of pork.



    I am set for my time off
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-22 05:51:20.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Was there a spider on the wall?

    Nope, that would have made me run away. Just totally zoned out. Today's going to be fun.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-22 05:51:52.0 login to vote score 0
    elton jon benet: < hrf="#5425330">sckpppt: <>Frd hv m bttr f tsts dn fr m chst nd lngs. W'll s wht hppns. 'm nt sr f 'll knw prlmnr rslts bfr th wknd, bt f dn't, t s gng t b vr lng nd nxs n.

    t's Mrbrg. Gt wll sn!



    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-22 05:56:15.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: I just bought like 5 Pound of pork.



    I am set for my time off


    What cut? Whatcha gonna do with it?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:12:52.0 login to vote score 0
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    churly brown 12899 Wed Oct 22 06:34:11 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: [students' tears]
    I taught at a college once. Someone told me 95% of student emails can be answered by:
    a) read the syllabus
    b) I'm not your mommy

    I'm surprised how easily they think they can outwit grown-ups.

    farkmeblind 482 Wed Oct 22 06:37:23 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind 482 Wed Oct 22 06:37:43 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: I taught at a college once. Someone told me 95% of student emails can be answered by:
    a) read the syllabus
    b) I'm not your mommy

    I'm surprised how easily they think they can outwit grown-ups.


    Pretty much.
    If you logged in, you could post here.