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    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 08:27:09.0 login to vote score 6



    bN business cards.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 08:53:29.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Day two of internet outage at Cass de Mimir.

    Oldest child is twitchy and inconsolable. Keeps asking me to call ISP for update.

    Youngest child has shrugged, pulled out the Muppets DVD set, pencils and sketchpad, and books. She has adapted successfully.

    Wife just went out. Somewhere, she didnt say. Was mad that I didn't have it fixed yet.

    I'm playing xbox in between reading books and working out. Work is pissed off at me for not being online. I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

    This is a good weekend.


    Why doesn't child call the ISP himself?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:01:56.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: bN business cards.

    penis
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 09:07:52.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: penis

    BALLS!
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 09:09:29.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Why doesn't child call the ISP himself?

    Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today, but no specific time. He just wants it now, now, now.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:16:13.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today, but no specific time. He just wants it now, now, now.

    Premature ejaculator.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 09:19:39.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Premature ejaculator.

    There's nothing mature about that boy,and I don't know what i did wrong to make it that way.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:22:22.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: There's nothing mature about that boy,and I don't know what i did wrong to make it that way.

    Just my personal imho, it's not what you did wrong, it's the things you weren't allowed to do right.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:24:23.0 login to vote score 2
    Hell, I'm sitting here simultaneously researching medieval cathedral building techniques and flora and fauna of the 200my preceding the K-T boundary event.

    What did my parents do wrong*?

    /*I can provide you with a handy list.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-23 09:41:26.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Work is pissed off at me for not being online.

    Are they paying for it?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:45:21.0 login to vote score 0
    poop is like a box of chocolates


    you never know what you are going to get
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 09:55:08.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: poop is like a box of chocolates


    you never know what you are going to get


    Chocolates taste better.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 09:55:40.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Hell, I'm sitting here simultaneously researching medieval cathedral building techniques and flora and fauna of the 200my preceding the K-T boundary event.

    What did my parents do wrong*?

    /*I can provide you with a handy list.


    Jesus built my hotrod.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:59:35.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:00:02.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Chocolates taste better.

    you aren't supposed to eat the poop
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:00:46.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Jesus built my hotrod.

    Jesus didn't build my hadrosaur.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:00:48.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: you aren't supposed to eat the poop

    You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:03:32.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.

    Cardinal poopf
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:04:25.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.

    my dog does the same thing
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:04:29.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Cardinal poopf

    Tagged.... oh wait.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:04:47.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Cardinal poopf

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GRAHAMS WE NEED BG TAGS


    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:08:06.0 login to vote score 1
    Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.

    /I'll shut up now
















    //no, I won't.
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 10:21:09.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.


    The blocks of a cathedral have reciprocating saw blades and can make cuts at up to a 45-degree offset?
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 10:22:24.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Jesus built my hotrod.

    Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:23:56.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.

    /I'll shut up now
















    //no, I won't.


    post airplanes
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:25:12.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:25:27.0 login to vote score 1
    The person narrating the [cathedral stone] block pattern and cutting segment likened it to dressmaking. Another flying buttress under my deepening suspicion that all of human "progress" is based on such a fucking simple set of ideas.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:26:01.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: post airplanes

    Working on a different area of jommetry at the mo.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:30:19.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Working on a different area of jommetry at the mo.

    Sojin finds this boring


    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 10:30:22.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Are they paying for it?

    Nope. They're just pissed off that I'm not online working.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:32:15.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: That's very inconsiderate of her. Boobies want to be free!

    minus the sweater


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:32:33.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Sojin finds this boring

    Sojin can lick my butthole.



    And no, you can't watch and there will be no pics.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:38:43.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Sojin can lick my butthole.



    And no, you can't watch and there will be no pics.


    Spoilsport!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:39:21.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh wow. Lift smoked glass bottle to lips expecting dark beer, get hard cider.

    YOW!

    Still good.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:44:35.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:47:46.0 login to vote score 1
    I love it when I'm watching a historical documentary and they spotlight a place I've actually been.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:10:59.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Premature ejaculator.

    That's a great band name.

    And we'll start out set like a half hour before the posted show time or finish like 20 minutes early
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:11:34.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: [image removed]

    You should get that as a tattoo
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:12:13.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh wow. Lift smoked glass bottle to lips expecting dark beer, get hard cider.

    YOW!

    Still good.


    Two completely different things, that must have been a shock
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 11:22:33.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Two completely different things, that must have been a shock

    Was. Yum.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 11:27:59.0 login to vote score 0
    IT'S 46F!!!!
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-23 11:37:45.0 login to vote score 0
    I think I will just leave this quote here for future reference (and swipe-age). This has so much potential for use here in some threads.



    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts; for support rather than illumination."

    - Andrew Lang (b. 31 March 1844 – d. 20 July 1912)
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-23 11:39:01.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh and this one too:

    He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.

    - Andrew Lang

    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 12:05:58.0 login to vote score 0
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    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:18:48.0 login to vote score 0
    Well shit, I also need an engineer.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:48:47.0 login to vote score 1
    I only need 500 more words. AGHHHH!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 12:53:25.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I only need 500 more words. AGHHHH!

    Lorem Ipsem....
    farkmeblind 482 Sun Nov 23 12:56:14 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Lorem Ipsem....

    That's about it.
    farkmeblind 482 Sun Nov 23 12:56:48 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    It's one fucking paragraph. Goddammit I've written more with less!
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