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    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 05:06:21.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Definitely a slut. See how her pockets are longer than her shorts? :)

    She can fit into a large shopping bag too
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 05:07:28.0 login to vote score 2
    I have free coffee.

    For finding that employees phone last time I was at this starbucks.



    Would still prefer a date with the tiny batista with the cute name
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 06:18:13.0 login to vote score 0
    I think I need tortellini
    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-21 06:19:58.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I have free coffee.

    For finding that employees phone last time I was at this starbucks.



    Would still prefer a date with the tiny batista with the cute name


    Gift cards don't work that way.

    Usually.
    wsucanuck 1272 2014-08-21 06:48:18.0 login to vote score 0
    The keeper league had its first few retarded moves.


    Toby Gerhart got waived in exchange for a 3rd QB. What the actual fuck. I swear, people just don't know footall.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-08-21 06:49:49.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: I have free coffee.

    For finding that employees phone last time I was at this starbucks.



    Would still prefer a date with the tiny batista with the cute name


    He doesn't look that small to me, but whatever floats your boat


    mikeflstfi 4335 2014-08-21 06:56:12.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: He doesn't look that small to me, but whatever floats your boat

    He actually did a good job in Guardians of the Galaxy.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-21 07:07:38.0 login to vote score 2
    Why is it so hard to understand that once you take any aspect of pride in one's work away then it follows that the worker will stop caring?

    But hey, keep fucking with the way we do things, with zero input from us of course, I'm sure it'll work out for the best.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 07:28:01.0 login to vote score 0
    They had a special on these recockulous sized cigars.


    Good for lawn mowing

















    Penis
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 07:28:54.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: He doesn't look that small to me, but whatever floats your boat

    Auto correct keeps fucking me over.


    I prefer the rock anyway
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 07:29:44.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Gift cards don't work that way.

    Usually.


    That's myou kind of giftcard
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-21 07:39:39.0 login to vote score 4
    White people finding out the Pumpkin Spice Latte is coming early this year at Starbucks.

    not exactly 11873 2014-08-21 07:59:08.0 login to vote score 0
    I fucked up the queue by submitting an unmoderated thread about the white house. Stupid phone (user) clicked submit instead of the moderate button. Please vote it up anyway.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-21 08:09:11.0 login to vote score 8


    Mind blown.
    mike_bolton 913 2014-08-21 08:20:06.0 login to vote score 3
    not exactly: I fucked up the queue by submitting an unmoderated thread about the white house. Stupid phone (user) clicked submit instead of the moderate button. Please vote it up anyway.

    DOWNVOTED. RESUBMIT.

    AND VOTE ON OTHER THREADS!
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-08-21 08:31:44.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: [image removed]

    Mind blown.


    What about Abe Lincoln and Ulysees Grant?
    nathangrey 10887 2014-08-21 08:33:35.0 login to vote score -1
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: He doesn't look that small to me, but whatever floats your boat


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-21 08:52:05.0 login to vote score 5


    BNette party.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 09:06:28.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Mind blown.

    that we know of.


    how do you think nixon got his pardon
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 09:07:40.0 login to vote score 1
    when i left the liquor store today i realized i have a problem




















    all i got was ravioli, tortellini, two bottles of sauce, two bottle of hot sauce, and three cigars
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 09:07:55.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider 728 2014-08-21 09:37:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Seeing a lot more of today. >_<
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-21 09:47:22.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider: Seeing a lot more of [image removed] today. >_<

    Yeah, aint it awesome! :/
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-21 10:20:37.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Mind blown.

    That we know of...
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-21 10:25:51.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider: Seeing a lot more of today. >_<

    Good.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-21 10:30:25.0 login to vote score 2
    So...shall I deduce that the trollectomy is the result of some local irritation?
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-21 10:33:00.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider: Seeing a lot more of today. >_<

    It's a good thing.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 10:33:23.0 login to vote score -2
    Smells a bit authoritarian on the main page, so i thought i would spend some time relaxing and chatting in the old bier garden!

    Hi everyone, any cool poop stories?
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 10:33:46.0 login to vote score -3
    intentionally left blank: It's a good thing.

    sure is, we can catch up in here!
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 10:34:47.0 login to vote score -3
    farkmeblind: So...shall I deduce that the trollectomy is the result of some local irritation?

    I read that as "douche" not deduce!

    Har! Too much time on the intertubes!
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 10:36:37.0 login to vote score -2
    cardinal puff:

    Puffy, the coyotes pushed the foxes out of the forest preserve so now they have taken up residence on my street!

    Pretty cool.
    texas raider 728 2014-08-21 10:38:54.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Good.

    Not really. For my part it looks like someone plastered a big "you aren't welcome here" banner. One of the things I like is to browse threads and vote up comments, but all these mod threads make that troublesome.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 10:44:38.0 login to vote score -3
    texas raider: Not really. For my part it looks like someone plastered a big "you aren't welcome here" banner. One of the things I like is to browse threads and vote up comments, but all these mod threads make that troublesome.

    that is an excellent point.

    By the way, how can someone uncool foxes!
    abbynormal 1917 2014-08-21 10:45:36.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider: Not really. For my part it looks like someone plastered a big "you aren't welcome here" banner. One of the things I like is to browse threads and vote up comments, but all these mod threads make that troublesome.

    Well you know who you can thank for making mod threads necessary.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 10:50:40.0 login to vote score -2
    abbynormal: Well you know who you can thank for making mod threads necessary.

    Not sure "necessary" is the word you are looking for there! We posted all day yesterday in a ton of non-moderated threads and had a ball.

    By the way, the wife just sent me a picture of the fox on the neighbor's driveway.


    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 10:51:56.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: So...shall I deduce that the trollectomy is the result of some local irritation?

    That's how pearls are made.



    But that's not how it works here
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 10:53:01.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: Smells a bit authoritarian on the main page, so i thought i would spend some time relaxing and chatting in the old bier garden!

    Hi everyone, any cool poop stories?


    Nothing out of the ordinary to report from my butt. But I am s bit gassy
    mimir 6886 2014-08-21 10:55:19.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider: Not really. For my part it looks like someone plastered a big "you aren't welcome here" banner. One of the things I like is to browse threads and vote up comments, but all these mod threads make that troublesome.

    Oddly enough, if one doesn't downvote the mod threads in a knee-jerk fashion, and contributes to said threads, one can upvote comments.

    You might be interested in giving that a try.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:03:12.0 login to vote score -2
    How about that poor guy who was killed by ISIS?

    I actually met him a couple of times, he was a friend of my brother's friend.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:10:13.0 login to vote score -2
    piders are getting bigger, say Boffins. a new study shows that a specific species of orb-weaver spider living in urban Sydney is getting bigger and reproducing more than its rural cousins.

    More specifically, spiders that live in your town are getting bigger - spiders that are watching you right now and probably planning to jump onto the back of your neck at any moment.

    Have a great day!
    sabine 745 2014-08-21 11:13:16.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider: One of the things I like is to browse threads and vote up comments, but all these mod threads make that troublesome.

    Yeah, I still also find that troublesome. I want to read the whole thread before potentially posting anything, to avoid repeating what others have said or asking previously-addressed questions, and it's nice to be able to vote while doing so.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:13:34.0 login to vote score -2
    halfof33: How about that poor guy who was killed by ISIS?

    I actually met him a couple of times, he was a friend of my brother's friend.


    -2?!? The unintended consequences of serial downvoting, huh fellas?
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:25:10.0 login to vote score -1
    just got an email from my brother that they are getting together tonight at a "Marquette Bar" to have a few drinks in memory of James Foley.

    Nice thought... I might have to amend my plans
    texas raider 728 2014-08-21 11:30:52.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: Oddly enough, if one doesn't downvote the mod threads in a knee-jerk fashion, and contributes to said threads, one can upvote comments.

    You might be interested in giving that a try.


    Meh, dont have much to say most of the time, and when politics is involved people on both sides of the aisle act like your stabbing babies if you disagree with them.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-21 11:31:34.0 login to vote score 2
    Cock Monkey alert.
    the sonic dildo 11340 2014-08-21 11:35:05.0 login to vote score -2
    abbynormal: Well you know who you can thank for making mod threads necessary.


    Those threads are only necessary for people who can't handle free speech. They are just one of the many way libs seek to control things.
    fatsean 3838 2014-08-21 11:41:50.0 login to vote score 2
    Our society has accepted "Free Speech Zones". Moderated threads simply follow.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:43:42.0 login to vote score -2
    fatsean: Our society has accepted "Free Speech Zones". Moderated threads simply follow.

    Those are actually not the same things.

    One is a reasonable time place manner restriction, the other is (at least as exercised here) a content based method of censorship.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:44:56.0 login to vote score -3
    lolz, the wife just reported that the knucklehead down the street with yappy dogs wants to call the animal control on The Fox.

    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-21 11:48:36.0 login to vote score 1
    halfof33: just got an email from my brother that they are getting together tonight at a "Marquette Bar" to have a few drinks in memory of James Foley.

    Nice thought... I might have to amend my plans


    Is this where you say something about the BG not being your personal twitter feed?
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:49:33.0 login to vote score -1
    osirisothedead: Is this where you say something about the BG not being your personal twitter feed?

    Does my post about James Foley offend you?
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-21 11:50:08.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: Does my post about James Foley offend you?

    Didn't see it.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-21 11:51:07.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: Does my post about James Foley offend you?

    Oh that. No, not at all. Just thinking it's hypocritical of you to go all facebook/twitter considering your past comments.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:51:51.0 login to vote score -2
    osirisothedead: Didn't see it.

    you replied to it
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:53:12.0 login to vote score -2
    osirisothedead: Oh that. No, not at all. Just thinking it's hypocritical of you to go all facebook/twitter considering your past comments.

    Uh huh, posting about a gathering in Chicago for a slain person, not good.

    posting about what someone had for lunch, good.

    Check.

    Thanks though for weighing in.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-21 11:54:28.0 login to vote score 1
    halfof33: Uh huh, posting about a gathering in Chicago for a slain person, not good.

    posting about what someone had for lunch, good.

    Check.

    Thanks though for weighing in.


    *like*

    RT @halfof33 Going out for a drink!
    nathangrey 10887 2014-08-21 11:54:52.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: lolz, the wife just reported that the knucklehead down the street with yappy dogs wants to call the animal control on The Fox.

    halfof33: Can somebody clue fmb sporkchop into the fact that twitter exists for her worthless random thoughts and boring fucking updates?
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:56:03.0 login to vote score -2
    osirisothedead: face palm

    Hmmm, example number 1,458 of "it is Ok when the Cabal does it" from Oreo....


    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-21 11:56:51.0 login to vote score 2
    halfof33: Hmmm, example number 1,458 of "it is Ok when the Cabal does it" from Oreo....

    I've never bitched about it. I'm just throwing your hypocrisy back in your face. Bawww.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:56:55.0 login to vote score -2
    Looks like Nathan got on the old bandwagon!

    lolz!

    (downvote)
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 11:57:07.0 login to vote score -2
    osirisothedead: I've never bitched about it. I'm just throwing your hypocrisy back in your face. Bawww.

    'k.
    caligula 11189 2014-08-21 11:57:27.0 login to vote score 4
    abbynormal: Well you know who you can thank for making mod threads necessary.

    Obama?
    nathangrey 10887 2014-08-21 12:00:10.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: Looks like Nathan got on the old bandwagon!

    Its not fair using a trolls own words against them. :/
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 12:02:07.0 login to vote score -1
    nathangrey: Its not fair using a trolls own words against them. :/

    Oh, it is fair, just grossly stupid under the circumstances.

    But hilarious that you jumped in with a "me too" troll!


    nathangrey 10887 2014-08-21 12:03:48.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: Oh, it is fair, just grossly stupid under the circumstances.
    But hilarious that you jumped in with a "me too" troll!


    How are the circumstances different?

    What is a "me too troll" ?
    selectivedisclosure 45 2014-08-21 12:16:15.0 login to vote score 3
    The BG needs a hug. HUG ME!


    random bacon 12498 2014-08-21 12:20:48.0 login to vote score 0
    Try ignoring them, I hear it works wonders.
    texas raider 728 2014-08-21 12:23:12.0 login to vote score 2
    Found another village, at x-295 z-1311. It's walled off, light up, and connected to the nether, pretty close to the portal for the first village. Here's a small group of pics. ^_^
    selectivedisclosure 45 2014-08-21 12:26:43.0 login to vote score 2
    caligula 11189 2014-08-21 12:26:55.0 login to vote score 0
    selectivedisclosure: The BG needs a hug. HUG ME!

    The BG needs an old fashioned behind the dumpster at the 7-11, more like it.
    selectivedisclosure 45 2014-08-21 12:31:10.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth 222 2014-08-21 12:34:08.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Try ignoring them, I hear it works wonders.

    I cannot ignore bacon.
    selectivedisclosure 45 2014-08-21 12:34:59.0 login to vote score 1
    selectivedisclosure 45 2014-08-21 12:38:49.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-21 12:39:24.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: I cannot ignore bacon.

    Good thing I'm not a troll, eh?
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