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  • maggotbrain 580 2014-10-21 15:57:53.0 login to vote score 0
    Go Kansas City Giants! :-p
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 15:58:42.0 login to vote score 5
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-21 16:08:28.0 login to vote score 1
    not exactly: I've named several male children Paris.

    Janeway specifically referred to her male pilot as "Paris", except in circumstances of emotionally tramatic situations/social turmoil.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 16:26:40.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Hmm... That is tempting... but... international shipping would need my real name. Unless it went to an intermediary...

    In other weird news, I'm thinking about visiting Puffy.


    We'll talk.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-21 16:28:08.0 login to vote score 7
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 16:29:31.0 login to vote score 8
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-21 16:36:25.0 login to vote score 7
    sabine 745 2014-10-21 16:37:15.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Go Kansas City Giants! :-p

    The other day I saw a dude in a supermarket wearing a Posey jersey open over a Royals "Always October" shirt. I laughed and asked how many people had taken pictures of him that day. He said "quite a few". I assume he's a KC transplant who will be happy whatever happens.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-21 17:13:36.0 login to vote score 5




    She's not Asian, but I think iggins will find Miss Holly Earl cute.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-10-21 17:19:17.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 18:03:46.0 login to vote score 2
    comicbookguy:

    It's funny cause his belt looks like a penis!
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-21 18:13:10.0 login to vote score 1
    Looks like Logitech is going to replace my keyboard. The old one is working perfectly now.

    I are amused.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-21 18:20:12.0 login to vote score 5
    spongegirl circleskirt: It's funny cause his belt looks like a penis!

    Wanna know what's really funny?

    His penis looks like a belt!
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-21 18:30:47.0 login to vote score 7
    tabernash: Wanna know what's really funny?

    His penis looks like a belt!


    Wanna know what's really really funny?

    Thanks to steroids, his testicles have shriveled down to the size of raisins!
    fatsean 3838 2014-10-21 19:01:20.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: Wanna know what's really really funny?

    Thanks to steroids, his testicles have shriveled down to the size of raisins!


    That's 585 pounds. That is heavy but he seems young and hard core enough to train seriously. I'm nearly 40 and I can pull 450 pounds and my diet and training discipline is pretty terrible.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-21 19:11:04.0 login to vote score 15
    A panorama of the mine, just taken:


    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-21 19:35:24.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: A panorama of the mine, just taken:

    Nice hobo camp!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-21 19:43:11.0 login to vote score 3
    bucket of truth: Nice hobo camp!

    Yes, all of that was free, just magically appeared 40 miles from the road.

    "HoBo" is "Homeward Bound." No rails there.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-21 19:46:43.0 login to vote score 3
    tabernash: Wanna know what's really funny?

    His penis looks like a belt!



    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-21 19:48:21.0 login to vote score 9
    Some gold-bearing veins:

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    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-21 20:32:15.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: A panorama of the mine, just taken:

    Name This Town
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-10-21 20:34:11.0 login to vote score 8
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-21 20:35:50.0 login to vote score 4
    sockpuppet: Friday I have my battery of tests done for my chest and lungs. We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if I'll know preliminary results before the weekend, but if I don't, it is going to be a very long and anxious one.

    good luck and we're all pulling for you.

    bluegargoyle 635 2014-10-21 20:55:29.0 login to vote score 3
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-21 20:55:56.0 login to vote score 5
    RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!

    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 21:16:52.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: She's not Asian, but I think iggins will find Miss Holly Earl cute.

    Yes indeed, yes indeed
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-21 21:28:14.0 login to vote score 6
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-21 21:39:04.0 login to vote score 0
    Metroid Prime Trilogy 3D - Exclusive to New 3DS. Can you imagine such a thing?
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-21 21:56:32.0 login to vote score 4
    Related to eddyatwork?

    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 21:57:23.0 login to vote score 4
    Wow.
    Someone stole the photocopier.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 22:05:25.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet: Friday I have my battery of tests done for my chest and lungs. We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if I'll know preliminary results before the weekend, but if I don't, it is going to be a very long and anxious one.

    Look on the bright side, hot nurses
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 22:05:46.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Wow.
    Someone stole the photocopier.


    Who steals a copy machine?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 22:13:10.0 login to vote score 3
    Alright so they told me to come in 2 hours late so I can avoid getting them in trouble with too much overtime. And it freed me up to watch game 1 of the world series. So all my shit was done before I got here.


    So now I get to sit back and get to play candy crush when I am supposed to be working.


    I feel like a 1 percenter
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 22:14:18.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Who steals a copy machine?

    Poor people.
    I wonder if it becomes parts or is resold.
    I'm going to hear about this for-fucking-ever.

    On the other hand, it was useless before.
    texas raider 728 2014-10-21 22:19:43.0 login to vote score 9
    texas raider 728 2014-10-21 22:21:54.0 login to vote score 8
    texas raider 728 2014-10-21 22:26:04.0 login to vote score 7
    elton jon benet 3546 2014-10-21 22:42:41.0 login to vote score 2
    < hrf="#5425330">sckpppt: <>Frd hv m bttr f tsts dn fr m chst nd lngs. W'll s wht hppns. 'm nt sr f 'll knw prlmnr rslts bfr th wknd, bt f dn't, t s gng t b vr lng nd nxs n.

    t's Mrbrg. Gt wll sn!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 22:48:24.0 login to vote score 4
    elton jon benet: < hrf="#5425330">sckpppt: <>Frd hv m bttr f tsts dn fr m chst nd lngs. W'll s wht hppns. 'm nt sr f 'll knw prlmnr rslts bfr th wknd, bt f dn't, t s gng t b vr lng nd nxs n.

    t's Mrbrg. Gt wll sn!


    U wot m8?
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-21 23:05:44.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: U wot m8?

    I'm seein' your Taiwan hot-tie on Friday. Again.

    If we get it on, I'll make her call me by your name.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 23:44:42.0 login to vote score 3
    churly brown: I'm seein' your Taiwan hot-tie on Friday. Again.

    If we get it on, I'll make her call me by your name.


    Well, what ever you have to do to get a boner.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-21 23:44:57.0 login to vote score 1
    Hot tai
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 00:15:34.0 login to vote score 9
    sabine 745 2014-10-22 00:21:33.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Yes indeed, yes indeed

    We're probably the only ones that enjoyed that game 1. There is something about World Series game 1s. The Giants just seem to destroy people. Can't get overconfident, though.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-22 00:24:22.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 00:32:22.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: We're probably the only ones that enjoyed that game 1. There is something about World Series game 1s. The Giants just seem to destroy people. Can't get overconfident, though.

    Was a good win to stop the momentum that the Royals had, and a good demoralizer.


    Hit them like a hammer going through an alleged drug dealers window
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 00:34:48.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Iggins, Asian girl in a red plaid pleated miniskirt! No pics, she's a coworker.

    Does she loves dogs.



    And pork




    If so, we are a perfect match
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 00:40:06.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 01:01:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Who ever made level 56 of candy crush is a total fuck face
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-22 01:24:58.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    My favorite gif.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 01:45:45.0 login to vote score 2
    Apparently pizza rolls give me more gas than white castle,


    I've been blasting my ass all night.


    Not a single moment of silence
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 02:21:37.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Apparently pizza rolls give me more gas than white castle,
    I've been blasting my ass all night.
    Not a single moment of silence


    Can you fart an accompaniment to "Thunderstruck"?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 02:29:13.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Can you fart an accompaniment to "Thunderstruck"?

    Probably
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 04:48:26.0 login to vote score 6
    Wednesday SQUEEEEEE!


    random bacon 12498 2014-10-22 04:50:58.0 login to vote score 3
    Just spent 2 minutes staring at a wall like a cat, I'm way too tired to anything today. :/
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 05:07:41.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Just spent 2 minutes staring at a wall like a cat, I'm way too tired to anything today. :/

    Was there a spider on the wall?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 05:40:16.0 login to vote score 3
    I just bought like 5 Pound of pork.



    I am set for my time off
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-22 05:51:20.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Was there a spider on the wall?

    Nope, that would have made me run away. Just totally zoned out. Today's going to be fun.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-22 05:51:52.0 login to vote score 8
    elton jon benet: < hrf="#5425330">sckpppt: <>Frd hv m bttr f tsts dn fr m chst nd lngs. W'll s wht hppns. 'm nt sr f 'll knw prlmnr rslts bfr th wknd, bt f dn't, t s gng t b vr lng nd nxs n.

    t's Mrbrg. Gt wll sn!



    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-22 05:56:15.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I just bought like 5 Pound of pork.



    I am set for my time off


    What cut? Whatcha gonna do with it?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:12:52.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:28:34.0 login to vote score 7
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-22 06:34:11.0 login to vote score 6
    farkmeblind: [students' tears]
    I taught at a college once. Someone told me 95% of student emails can be answered by:
    a) read the syllabus
    b) I'm not your mommy

    I'm surprised how easily they think they can outwit grown-ups.

    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:37:23.0 login to vote score 5
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:37:43.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: I taught at a college once. Someone told me 95% of student emails can be answered by:
    a) read the syllabus
    b) I'm not your mommy

    I'm surprised how easily they think they can outwit grown-ups.


    Pretty much.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 06:47:26.0 login to vote score 2
    Another dark and stormy morning.

    As much as I get a kick out of this gig, it's days like this that make me miss the comfort of a cubicle.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:11:57.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:19:33.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:20:23.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: What cut? Whatcha gonna do with it?

    center cut chops


    gonna cook em, them shove them in my face hole for days
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:22:01.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:33:56.0 login to vote score 3
    is Chorong


    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-22 08:38:12.0 login to vote score 4
    karkfumm: Wanna know what's really really funny?

    Thanks to steroids, his testicles have shriveled down to the size of raisins!


    But... what's really really REALLYREALLY funny? He'll need a double knee replacement and his hemorrhoids ligated and stapled back in place in 20 years as his reward for being so healthy.
    MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

    \Idiot muscle head.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:40:40.0 login to vote score 2
    Sojin and Yura, and Sojin's legs


    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 09:09:55.0 login to vote score 1
    alright my pork in swimming in a shit ton of cilantro and a fuckton of garlic
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 09:12:17.0 login to vote score 4
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-22 09:25:25.0 login to vote score 6
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 09:27:46.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    Zaphod Beebledog?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 09:28:14.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: alright my pork in swimming in a shit ton of cilantro and a fuckton of garlic

    Yum! There can never be enough garlic!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 09:31:11.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins: Who steals a copy machine?

    A copycat thief.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 09:37:34.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Yum! There can never be enough garlic!

    2 entire heads of it
    jimmythehutt 2751 2014-10-22 09:39:33.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: Friday I have my battery of tests done for my chest and lungs. We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if I'll know preliminary results before the weekend, but if I don't, it is going to be a very long and anxious one.

    Chin up, mate.
    willywanka 274 2014-10-22 09:44:19.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind:

    That's awesome. We call this move the Venus fly trap with ours. She likes to remind us every once in a while that five of her six end bits are pointy.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-10-22 09:46:58.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: It's funny cause his belt looks like a penis!

    Huh? Whatever do you mean?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:02:11.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 10:04:14.0 login to vote score 3
    It is wet on the road. The sky is dark and it is raining.

    Visibility is crazy.

    I had two people almost not stop for me.

    I said almost.

    Even my partner said: Damn! You are good!


    ;-)



    People in the PNW, pay more attention when driving in this slop.!
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 10:09:48.0 login to vote score 0
    Crazy = crap
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-22 10:34:26.0 login to vote score 4
    tabernash: It is wet on the road. The sky is dark and it is raining.

    Visibility is crazy.

    I had two people almost not stop for me.

    I said almost.

    Even my partner said: Damn! You are good!


    ;-)


    Was that a road safety PSA, or a boast about your sexual prowess?

    \Probably a little of both!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:53:53.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:54:24.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:57:06.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:57:56.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 12:04:34.0 login to vote score 2
    New bass strings get here tomorrow, woot
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-22 12:06:43.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: We're probably the only ones that enjoyed that game 1. There is something about World Series game 1s. The Giants just seem to destroy people. Can't get overconfident, though.

    Oh no. I enjoyed it, too. It was just so painfully lopsided that I got distracted by Bumgarner's snot blows. I think there was a conspiracy in his last 3 inninigs to avoid putting the camera on him because of that.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-22 12:08:41.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: New bass strings get here tomorrow, woot

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfsobGemno0
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-22 12:09:15.0 login to vote score 3
    Hells yes. Working from home in my pajamas with my rat on my shoulder as I seamlessly upgrade six of my monitoring boxes this morning. Fuck you Windows, life is good.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 12:09:54.0 login to vote score 2
    karkfumm: Was that a road safety PSA, or a boast about your sexual prowess?

    Probably a little of both!


    Uhmmm...

    I should have said my traffic control partner said that.

    I am out in the weather doing my pole dancing, street walking job

    I even have my retro reflective, high viz thong on today!
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-22 12:12:07.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins:

    You don't train cats to shit in a box. They either do or don't, as for the dog training definition, well we're just stupid industrialized ogres to them and cats can probably tell too but they might think that we think they know to much to not be helping with the foodz, so they reserve their superpowers for less useful situations.
    stimp 2462 2014-10-22 12:15:08.0 login to vote score 5
    Seen yesterday while eating lunch at a local diner. The best part. The very best part, was that he was reading a newspaper and the headline on the article was "KILLER GRIZZLY".


    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-22 12:51:33.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-22 14:13:57.0 login to vote score 0
    tabernash:

    It is wet on the road. The sky is dark and it is raining.
    Visibility is crazy.
    I had two people almost not stop for me.
    I said almost.
    Even my partner said: Damn! You are good!



    This is the worst limerick I have ever seen.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-22 14:14:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Fifteen minutes and then I have two days off!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-22 14:21:51.0 login to vote score 0
    Shift relief is early! YAY!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-22 14:35:27.0 login to vote score 0
    Hey if anyone has a link to a legit Canukistanian Pharmacy, I'd appreciate the tip. My friend has an expensive script that is not fully covered by her insurance.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-22 14:44:24.0 login to vote score 5
    Another pic of the 'new' mine, putting on the Fall Colors..



    I've been working on the property, which is quite large (as I have bought/bartered for/otherwise aquired other adjacent properties) for over 10 years. Exploration, some development, permitting, etc. This picture includes less than 1/3 of the property. I plan to conduct more detailed sampling of the newly-exposed veins, which are locally quite rich. Assays of >200 oz/au ton from the veins indicate a potential for a profitable hard rock mine as well as the placer mine.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-22 14:53:58.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: Another pic of the 'new' mine, putting on the Fall Colors..

    That's super purty.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-22 15:05:47.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: That's super purty.

    Thankee. Shore is a nice place to work. Another view from the camp:



    Makes up for the lack of direct sunlight.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-22 15:14:25.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: Another pic of the 'new' mine, putting on the Fall Colors..



    I've been working on the property, which is quite large (as I have bought/bartered for/otherwise aquired other adjacent properties) for over 10 years. Exploration, some development, permitting, etc. This picture includes less than 1/3 of the property. I plan to conduct more detailed sampling of the newly-exposed veins, which are locally quite rich. Assays of >200 oz/au ton from the veins indicate a potential for a profitable hard rock mine as well as the placer mine.


    Rape the earth then salt ground!
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