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  • karkfumm 1294 2015-03-29 16:29:16.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Even Adolf Hitler would give you ice cream if he said he'd give you ice cream.



    Damn straight he would!
    strikitrich 783 2015-03-29 16:35:25.0 login to vote score 0



    karkfumm: "Irene Dover"

    She doesn't like people making fun of her name.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-29 16:47:13.0 login to vote score 1
    strikitrich: She doesn't like people making fun of her name.

    Butterfly
    totalsecurity 1281 2015-03-29 17:08:11.0 login to vote score 4
    Here's Alice free-ranging:



    Taken yesterday.
    tumunga 12492 2015-03-29 17:50:13.0 login to vote score -1
    farkmeblind: HA HA! Tumunga was just whining that I was persecuting him...for a post he submitted anonymously.

    *chuckling*


    AND you're still stalking me. If you're supposed to be iggying me, why are you downvoting me and stalking me?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-29 17:54:15.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga: AND you're still stalking me. If you're supposed to be iggying me, why are you downvoting me and stalking me?

    You started on her first.
    Deal with it.
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-29 20:03:54.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: Here's Alice free-ranging:



    Taken yesterday.


    A guy my brother works with has an 8 inch cock and recently my girlfriend and I took pictures of it. I want to post them, but I have to get them from my girlfriend's phone first. Consider this a warning, I will be posting pictures of an 8 inch cock soon.
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-29 20:26:42.0 login to vote score 3
    As promised:


    kesshi 1556 2015-03-29 20:33:12.0 login to vote score 5
    Found another one. Here, y'all can have a picture of my girlfriend holding an 8 inch cock:


    iggins 5808 2015-03-29 20:43:13.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: As promised:

    [image removed]


    Nice cock
    iggins 5808 2015-03-29 20:43:24.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Come on Irene.

    I would
    iggins 5808 2015-03-29 20:44:07.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: So much for me to criticize here!

    Her hair is not natural.
    I think she has massive split ends which isn't surprising considering the hideous dye job.
    Then we have the look on her face. She looks like she's retarded or even worse, a conservatard!
    Her blouse is untucked.
    I hate her jacket. It's just tacky or something.
    There are miniature ice cream trucks in front of her which makes me want ice cream except I have no ice cream.

    That last is the worst. Promising me ice cream but not delivering me ice cream is the worst thing ever. Even Adolf Hitler would give you ice cream if he said he'd give you ice cream.


    The song they are promoting is called ice cream cake
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-29 20:53:14.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: Irene just had a birthday






    iggins 5808 2015-03-29 20:55:00.0 login to vote score 0
    OMG CL DID A GUEST PERFORMANCE IN MIAMI TONIGHT


    I TOLD YOU FUCKS. LONG TIME AGO.



    SHE IS HERE


    YOU IN THE PRESENCE OF A QUEEN.





    Also she wasn't wearing much and is a full bodied korean
    iggins 5808 2015-03-29 20:56:10.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3: [image removed]

    [image removed]

    [image removed]


    Indeed
    iggins 5808 2015-03-29 21:05:36.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh fuck. Truck is running 3.5 hours late.

    So it will show up at 5:30 I leave at 6
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-29 21:25:42.0 login to vote score 0
    Reigns is Hotrod, someone thrust into a position they aren't ready for Lesnar is Megatron, the destroyer of worlds Rollins is Starscream.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-29 21:27:18.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: Reigns is Hotrod, someone thrust into a position they aren't ready for Lesnar is Megatron, the destroyer of worlds Rollins is Starscream.

    You brittish people talk funny
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-29 22:18:15.0 login to vote score 0
    The redneck ranger is totally Simon Belmont with that chain whip.
    sockpuppet 2985 2015-03-29 22:19:55.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: You brittish people talk funny

    cannonhawk: The redneck ranger is totally Simon Belmont with that chain whip.

    He called you a Brit dude, you gonna take that?
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-29 22:24:48.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-29 23:34:36.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: The song they are promoting is called ice cream cake

    This just makes me madder! I want some goddam ice cream!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-29 23:35:43.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: OMG CL DID A GUEST PERFORMANCE IN MIAMI TONIGHT


    I TOLD YOU FUCKS. LONG TIME AGO.



    SHE IS HERE


    YOU IN THE PRESENCE OF A QUEEN.





    Also she wasn't wearing much and is a full bodied korean


    So in other words she weighs like 90 pounds and looks half-starved and has a crappy singing voice?
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 00:17:11.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: So in other words she weighs like 90 pounds and looks half-starved and has a crappy singing voice?

    No, she got booty.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 00:17:24.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: This just makes me madder! I want some goddam ice cream!

    I have pics of them with ice cream
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 00:29:50.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: So in other words she weighs like 90 pounds and looks half-starved and has a crappy singing voice?

    Also shit your whore mouth about my kpop princesses
    not exactly 11873 2015-03-30 04:08:07.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: Also shit your whore mouth about my kpop princesses

    You have a problem. That shit ain't healthy, boy.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 05:05:19.0 login to vote score 1
    Eddy, here is your ice cream


    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 05:27:09.0 login to vote score 6
    not exactly: You have a problem. That shit ain't healthy, boy.


    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 05:29:39.0 login to vote score 2
    here we see Russian communist dildo.

    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-30 07:00:15.0 login to vote score 1
    Welp, the movers moved us from our old office building to the new one. There are a lot of things they got wrong. It'll be an interesting few weeks.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-30 07:01:11.0 login to vote score 1
    not exactly: You have a problem. That shit ain't healthy, boy.

    Iggy blows right through "interested" on to "obsessed with." He's that way with everything from Kpop to corned beef to shit.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 07:05:16.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Iggy blows right through "interested" on to "obsessed with." He's that way with everything from Kpop to corned beef to shit.

    yeah i don't things half assed
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-30 07:11:40.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: yeah i don't things half assed

    Uh, no, wrong conclusion.
    bluegargoyle 635 2015-03-30 07:37:55.0 login to vote score 8
    churly brown 12899 2015-03-30 07:41:33.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: yeah i don't things half assed

    A thing that's done with half an ass,
    is a thing that's done twice as fast.
    texas raider 728 2015-03-30 08:13:34.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 08:18:26.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 08:19:32.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-30 08:54:31.0 login to vote score 3
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-30 09:19:28.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: [image removed]

    Say, you were spot on with the four trips to the hardware store for my faucet install. I had the last fitting installed when the missus said "don't you think the cats can open that cabinet door?" Back to the store for a magnetic latch.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-30 09:21:12.0 login to vote score 2
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Say, you were spot on with the four trips to the hardware store for my faucet install. I had the last fitting installed when the missus said "don't you think the cats can open that cabinet door?" Back to the store for a magnetic latch.

    Doh!

    *puffs out chest proudly* :)
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 09:24:52.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Iggy blows right through "interested" on to "obsessed with." He's that way with everything from Kpop to corned beef to shit.

    Also, airplanes.


    OMG airplanes
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 09:26:07.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Say, you were spot on with the four trips to the hardware store for my faucet install. I had the last fitting installed when the missus said "don't you think the cats can open that cabinet door?" Back to the store for a magnetic latch.

    Use a basin wrench
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-30 09:38:11.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Use a basin wrench

    To secure the cabinet doors? sounds a bit cumbersome.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 09:46:27.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: To secure the cabinet doors? sounds a bit cumbersome.

    Just keep one on hand. You never know when a wild basin will appear
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-30 09:50:27.0 login to vote score 0
    Just was listening to an old album, Wind and Wuthering.

    Lyrics from Blood On The Rooftops

    Let's skip the news boy (I'll make some tea)
    The Arabs and the Jews boy (too much for me)
     

    The album was released in 1976.

    Sigh.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 09:59:21.0 login to vote score -1
    intentionally left blank: Just was listening to an old album, Wind and Wuthering.

    Lyrics from Blood On The Rooftops
    Let's skip the news boy (I'll make some tea)
    The Arabs and the Jews boy (too much for me)
     
    The album was released in 1976.

    Sigh.


    More cat pics please
    sockpuppet 2985 2015-03-30 12:47:08.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga 12492 2015-03-30 13:53:34.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: You started on her first.
    Deal with it.


    But she's supposed to be sooooo much classier than me. I can deal with it. I'm just pointing out to miss thang that what she is doing is unbecoming of someone of her self-supported stature.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-30 14:11:12.0 login to vote score 0
    My chatty coworker was here for almost two hours and I had to fart like hell. As soon as he left I let loose a trumpet blast. Goddamn it was a relief.
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-30 14:58:43.0 login to vote score 3
    I am missing my boys terribly, today.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-30 15:31:01.0 login to vote score 0
    I've been playing around with 2D-3D conversions lately:


    If you logged in, you could post here.