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  • not exactly 11873 2014-12-20 17:38:48.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Just tried the toothpaste headlight cleaning thing. I'm astonished to say that it worked wonderfully.

    Tell me more.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-12-20 17:39:46.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 17:43:28.0 login to vote score 0
    not exactly: Tell me more.

    Um, grungy yellowed headlights, some toothpaste (Crest whitening to be exact), an old washcloth and some elbow grease later, clear and clean headlights.
    They aren't showroom clean but damn good for a 10 year old car.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-12-20 18:12:09.0 login to vote score 3
    zolividor: Got back from FedEx. Christmas is done! Now I can really enjoy Channukah.


    zolividor 642 2014-12-20 18:28:32.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank:

    Wife's family doesn't keep kosher. So we're having pork chops, shrimp, & cheese burgers.

    ..and gefilte fish. eeewwwwwww
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-12-20 18:31:05.0 login to vote score 1
    zolividor: Wife's family doesn't keep kosher. So we're having pork chops, shrimp, & cheese burgers.

    ..and gefilte fish. eeewwwwwww


    She can eat the latter.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-12-20 19:03:51.0 login to vote score 1
    zolividor: Wife's family doesn't keep kosher. So we're having pork chops, shrimp, & cheese burgers.

    ..and gefilte fish. eeewwwwwww


    Kosher is for suckers. If they cared about the care and slaughter so much they'd go local, free range, massaged, pedigreed, etc instead of the shitty slaughterhouses where "kosher" meat comes from. It's just a racket.
    kesshi 1556 2014-12-20 19:10:33.0 login to vote score 3


    This is why you can't take girls to sporting events. They just read their stupid books all day long.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-20 19:20:32.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk: Markymary is still around cooling people.

    That wasn't what he agreed to do, he was supposed to go away.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-20 19:31:07.0 login to vote score 4
    bucket of truth: Kosher is for suckers. If they cared about the care and slaughter so much they'd go local, free range, massaged, pedigreed, etc instead of the shitty slaughterhouses where "kosher" meat comes from. It's just a racket.

    Most of the kosher rules were actually to keep people from getting sick or dying. Most of the foods we aren't supposed to eat carried a high risk of certain illnesses. We have rules about the storage of foods, and keeping things clean that also helped.

    Nowadays, there really is no reason for it.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-12-20 20:12:09.0 login to vote score 2
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-12-20 21:15:03.0 login to vote score 1
    abbynormal: Most of the kosher rules were actually to keep people from getting sick or dying. Most of the foods we aren't supposed to eat carried a high risk of certain illnesses. We have rules about the storage of foods, and keeping things clean that also helped.

    Nowadays, there really is no reason for it.


    You are correct. Swine is truth.
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 21:42:29.0 login to vote score 0
    ciphero: Curious: where does the Joe Buck hate stem from?
    (I have my reasons)


    I watch baseball, and football.


    He announces and is a total dumbass
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 22:07:47.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: [image removed]

    This is why you can't take girls to sporting events. They just read their stupid books all day long.


    My sister is way different. It's all sports all the time
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 22:08:31.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: Most of the kosher rules were actually to keep people from getting sick or dying. Most of the foods we aren't supposed to eat carried a high risk of certain illnesses. We have rules about the storage of foods, and keeping things clean that also helped.

    Nowadays, there really is no reason for it.


    The kosher laws are actually the oldest know sanitation and health code laws
    texas raider 728 2014-12-20 22:18:38.0 login to vote score 1
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    cannonhawk 849 2014-12-20 22:25:09.0 login to vote score 5


    For those of us wearing our special sunglasses: Don’t worry, the sign will soon go back to saying “CONSUME”
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-12-20 22:35:44.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider:

    Oooh, I hope it's an Xbox!
    not exactly 11873 2014-12-20 23:13:58.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Um, grungy yellowed headlights, some toothpaste (Crest whitening to be exact), an old washcloth and some elbow grease later, clear and clean headlights.
    They aren't showroom clean but damn good for a 10 year old car.


    Interesting. I might try that as one of my headlights is a bit yellowed. Thanks!
    cannonhawk 849 2014-12-20 23:17:23.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 23:25:13.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider: [image removed]

    But why is Isreal a square
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 23:25:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Also a guy got splatter in the street in front of my work yesterday.



    Merry christmas
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 00:02:09.0 login to vote score 3
    So cold in my store I might have to slice open a tauntaun and use it to keep warm
    texas raider 728 2014-12-21 00:30:17.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: But why is Isreal a square

    Israelcube
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 00:39:04.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider: Israelcube

    The poland ball universe goes deep
    cardinal puff 887 2014-12-21 01:00:42.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 01:37:30.0 login to vote score 0
    Also my previous post was an unintentional balls deep joke
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 01:56:54.0 login to vote score 1
    In rock we trust, it's rock or bust.

    Rock or Bust
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 02:19:06.0 login to vote score 1
    Perhaps the greatest music video ever made.

    Shoot to Thrill - Iron Man 2
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 02:24:04.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Fascinating! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NV3EK4YsP8

    Holy fuck. That was a bit crazy. Nature in action.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-12-21 02:39:49.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 02:56:40.0 login to vote score 1
    AC/DC so even ILB and Abby can try to understand rock and roll..

    href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEMlJ0KFuek'SHOW ME THE MOney1,/a.

    Oh! Ohh! Show me the money!!!



    comicbookguy 1170 2014-12-21 03:01:38.0 login to vote score 5
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 06:00:13.0 login to vote score 0
    This song is dedicated to all you conservatives out there. You're just not happy unless somebody is needlessly suffering or dying.

    dOGS OF WAR
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 06:09:22.0 login to vote score 2
    Little early to be drinking
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-21 06:13:26.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Little early to be drinking

    Too early for crappy rock, that's for damn sure.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 06:20:33.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Little early to be drinking

    Well, that just depends.

    (Takes another sip of espresso.)
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 06:36:18.0 login to vote score 3
    Harumph. I got a chat invite in bio, but with a different address than I've seen others post. Hmm. Is the plan to set up a separate "room" for each person to better associate bN handles with info harvested from the chat registration?
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 06:38:44.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-12-21 06:43:30.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Little early to be drinking

    It's never too early when a person is an alcoholic. Waking up in the wee hours of the morning and having a couple of drinks to "get back to sleep" is perfectly "normal". As is having an "eye-opener" drink when you get up. Been there, done that. Thank $DEITY for recovery programs.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 06:43:48.0 login to vote score 0
    If somebody doesn't cut me off Imma gonna pull a Jim Carrey and pull a "creepy old man professes his love for Emma Stone," bit.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 06:46:11.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Little early to be drinking

    People get thirsty.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 06:46:58.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Too early for crappy rock, that's for damn sure.

    Then turn your "smart" phone off.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 06:51:39.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: It's never too early when a person is an alcoholic. Waking up in the wee hours of the morning and having a couple of drinks to "get back to sleep" is perfectly "normal". As is having an "eye-opener" drink when you get up. Been there, done that. Thank $DEITY for recovery programs.

    I don't have "eye opening" drinks in the morning. It's full-on full speed from there. #rockorbust

    /I hope that somebody around here has a sense of humor.

    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 06:58:03.0 login to vote score 0
    I am going to drop a huge dook when I get home
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 06:58:26.0 login to vote score 1
    the bon_scott: People get thirsty.

    I like mimosas
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-12-21 07:00:49.0 login to vote score 2
    I watched Merry Christmas Mr Bean this afternoon. I'm not a big fan of the TV programme, but the Christmas special is pretty good. The joke involving his girlfriend's present is up there with 'gold, Frankenstein and Grr' from the Bottom Xmas episode.

    Can be watched in its entirety on youtube. His jam with the Salvation Army band is currently the best music video on this page of the beer garden.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:01:29.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I like mimosas

    Me, too. With extra vodka.
    bunnythor 544 2014-12-21 07:02:30.0 login to vote score 14
    Here's a visual representation of czar entering a thread about libs and/or Russia.


    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 07:02:49.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott: If somebody doesn't cut me off Imma gonna pull a Jim Carrey and pull a "creepy old man professes his love for Emma Stone," bit.

    I would not be offended if you posted pics of Emma stone
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:05:34.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I would not be offended if you posted pics of Emma stone

    I'm reluctant to go to new Spidy Man movies out of concern she might get killed off.
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-21 07:07:15.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott: Then turn your "smart" phone off.

    Go to rehab.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:08:57.0 login to vote score -1
    For those of you wondering, I'm re-entering the money management business tomorrow. What a coincidence! That still won't stop OREO and baketard from futility calling wealthy people poor.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:10:39.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Go to rehab.

    As I mentioned, some bNers seriously need to gain a sense of humor. You're old enough to know that, bacon man, aren't you?
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-12-21 07:13:39.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott: For those of you wondering, I'm re-entering the money management business tomorrow. What a coincidence! That still won't stop OREO and baketard from futility calling wealthy people poor.

    I think the only thing that anyone is wondering, is: did you get to keep your loveseat?
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:14:51.0 login to vote score 1
    George Cloney was born in Kentucky.

    He beat the odds.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:15:21.0 login to vote score 1
    valentinselezynov: I think the only thing that anyone is wondering, is: did you get to keep your loveseat?

    Which one?
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-12-21 07:16:27.0 login to vote score 1
    the bon_scott: As I mentioned, some bNers seriously need to gain a sense of humor. You're old enough to know that, bacon man, aren't you?

    Watching someone kill themselves with booze isn't funny.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:17:16.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Go to rehab.\

    Way over-rated.


    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:18:07.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Watching someone kill themselves with booze isn't funny.

    But my watching and laughing at idiots like you isn't?
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:19:25.0 login to vote score 0
    You tards are eager sheep. Maybe that crazy fucker czar it right?
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-12-21 07:23:31.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott: But my watching and laughing at idiots like you isn't?

    No, you're embarrassing yourself and it's cringeworthy.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-12-21 07:25:00.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:26:03.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott: But my watching and laughing at idiots like you isn't?

    Just to clarify matters for you idiots. Yes I'm wealthy and far smarter than you.

    Is it just a coincidence that I'm re-entering the money management business when the stock market is forming a major top?

    Was it also a coincidence that I re-entered the money management business a few months before the credit bust in '08 while I was heavily short it?

    Gawd damn. There must be more than a couple of you who see/have seen what's been going on. Chriast.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:27:22.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: No, you're embarrassing yourself and it's cringeworthy.

    Sure it is, if you're a sheepish idiot.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:30:41.0 login to vote score 0
    I'm not sure which is worse, reading OREO's BAWWW and all his efforts to post other bNer's personal information to show that he's trying to be a cool dude... or looking at OREO's employer's stock chart.
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-21 07:32:08.0 login to vote score 4
    It's really sad and pathetic that the best thing you have in your life is being that drunk guy on a forum with less than 100 active users.

    For comparison, the best thing in my life is currently sitting on the couch, watching cartoons, nomming cold pizza with her cat in her lap.
    I seriously rock at this fatherhood thing. :)
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:34:23.0 login to vote score -1
    Even the PI I hired to spy on OREO thinks OREO is hardcore (Yes, I'm making fun of the irony).

    There's a Mitch Hedberg joke in there, for the less savvy amongst you who need a heads up.


    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 07:34:40.0 login to vote score 1
    the bon_scott: I'm reluctant to go to new Spidy Man movies out of concern she might get killed off.

    That is a problem
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-12-21 07:35:34.0 login to vote score 2
    Here we go with the fake PI story again. We've all heard that one before and it's not going win any Oscars for its weak performance this time around either.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 07:38:45.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-21 07:41:03.0 login to vote score 4
    osirisothedead: Here we go with the fake PI story again. We've all heard that one before and it's not going win any Oscars for its weak performance this time around either.

    But doesn't it make ya feel all squishy inside that he's so obviously crushing on you?

    /I almost managed to type that with a straight face
    //almost
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:44:42.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: It's really sad and pathetic that the best thing you have in your life is being that drunk guy on a forum with less than 100 active users.

    For comparison, the best thing in my life is currently sitting on the couch, watching cartoons, nomming cold pizza with her cat in her lap.
    I seriously rock at this fatherhood thing. :)


    That sounds great, and I love all those things. Except I have a dog instead of a cat. Everybody knows that dogs > cats, but apparently even people like you need to be repeatedly reminded of common sense stuff.

    You're welcome.

    And the best thing in my life is not lecturing tards like you, no matter how desperate you seem. I have band gifted tickets to all the European shows announced by AC/DC (stating May 5th). I'm sure that tards like RB (you) and OREO have convinced themselves that the peasant and and stupid person revolt won the day. But you keep on telling yourself what you need to get through the day.

    In other words, I can travel the world first class and have a good time; whatever I feel like doing that day. OREO, RB, and now... surprisingly.. Tabs, not agree that that's not enjoyable.


    osirisothedead 1858 2014-12-21 07:46:16.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: But doesn't it make ya feel all squishy inside that he's so obviously crushing on you?

    /I almost managed to type that with a straight face
    //almost


    Ick.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:47:58.0 login to vote score -1
    Hey people, that guy TBS who's really really smart, wealthy and is laughing at all you nine to five dumabsses. Yeah, that guy.

    He's so wrong on you're so right.
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-21 07:48:20.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott: That sounds great, and I love all those things. Except I have a dog instead of a cat. Everybody knows that dogs > cats, but apparently even people like you need to be repeatedly reminded of common sense stuff.
    You're welcome.
    And the best thing in my life is not lecturing tards like you, no matter how desperate you seem. I have band gifted tickets to all the European shows announced by AC/DC (stating May 5th). I'm sure that tards like RB (you) and OREO have convinced themselves that the peasant and and stupid person revolt won the day. But you keep on telling yourself what you need to get through the day.
    In other words, I can travel the world first class and have a good time; whatever I feel like doing that day. OREO, RB, and now... surprisingly.. Tabs, not agree that that's not enjoyable.


    But the things in my life are actually real. Not booze addled fantasy.

    So, again, I win.


    osirisothedead: Ick.

    Hehehehehehehehe
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 07:50:11.0 login to vote score 0
    So who wants to talk poop instead?
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:53:28.0 login to vote score -1
    random bacon: But the things in my life are actually real. Not booze addled fantasy.

    So, again, I win.

    Hehehehehehehehe


    You win what? Think before you respond with your usual derp. You win what?
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:55:24.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: So who wants to talk poop instead?

    The guys who thought it was a good idea to continue Two and a Half Men without Charlie Sheen.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 07:57:38.0 login to vote score -1
    random bacon: But doesn't it make ya feel all squishy inside that he's so obviously crushing on you?

    /I almost managed to type that with a straight face
    //almost


    Now you're laying your homo tendancies on me? I expect that from Oreo, but damn.
    zolividor 642 2014-12-21 07:59:11.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: So who wants to talk poop instead?

    Isn't that what is going on behind all those grey bars?
    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-21 07:59:19.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Anyone else getting chat request bios from doxxymary?

    Yes. I got one.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 07:59:38.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: So who wants to talk poop instead?

    I think I already mentioned I was drinking coffee in the morning.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 08:00:22.0 login to vote score -1
    Is random bacon tard FMB? I know I'm usually typing and thinking over your heads, but at least one of you must get the reference Random eager eagiot maade.?
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 08:02:25.0 login to vote score -1
    osirisothedead: Here we go with the fake PI story again. We've all heard that one before and it's not going win any Oscars for its weak performance this time around either.

    The "I moved from Britain to Texas for a shitty job morons" are revolting.
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-21 08:04:55.0 login to vote score 1
    And once again, ^that^ is why I don't drink.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 08:06:44.0 login to vote score -1
    Hell, I live (currently) in Montana. Bozeman Montana (A very highly rated town, for you eager losers). This place is hot (look it up). But no fucking way would I travel a continent for a shitty salaried job with a huge corporation. No fucking way.


    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-21 08:07:03.0 login to vote score 5
    osirisothedead: Watching someone kill themselves with booze isn't funny.

    It also takes too long.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 08:08:13.0 login to vote score -1
    random bacon: And once again, ^that^ is why I don't drink.

    Look at that post of yours, again, before you apologize.


    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 08:09:59.0 login to vote score -1
    abbynormal: It also takes too long.

    Not usually as long as duiabettuus type two.


    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-21 08:13:13.0 login to vote score 4
    It's snowing, thinking about taking the quad for a quick flight.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-12-21 08:14:57.0 login to vote score 1
    abbynormal: It's snowing, thinking about taking the quad for a quick flight.

    Supposed to be 71 degrees on Christmas day here. Gonna be a bit warm in the ugly Christmas sweater.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-21 08:26:12.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: It's snowing, thinking about taking the quad for a quick flight.

    Give 'em a heads up so they can adjust their siememc measuraments and stuff.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-21 08:40:24.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead: Supposed to be 71 degrees on Christmas day here. Gonna be a bit warm in the ugly Christmas sweater.

    It's a bit too warm and wet here. Nowhere dry to land. :-(

    I took it for a quick spin, but it's too damp and the breeze makes the quad harder to control.

    Today is a day to practice small, controlled flights inside.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-21 08:42:26.0 login to vote score 4
    Wow, incoherent before noon!
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-12-21 08:43:57.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: Wow, incoherent before noon!


    texas raider 728 2014-12-21 08:51:28.0 login to vote score 2
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    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 08:57:03.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider:

    Uh, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 08:59:45.0 login to vote score 5
    abbynormal: It's a bit too warm and wet here. Nowhere dry to land. :-(

    I took it for a quick spin, but it's too damp and the breeze makes the quad harder to control.

    Today is a day to practice small, controlled flights inside.



    Be careful with that.


    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-21 09:02:40.0 login to vote score 3
    throwingknife: Be careful with that.

    :-)

    So far they don't like the noise it makes, and are steering clear. I doubt that will last long.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 09:04:40.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: :-)

    So far they don't like the noise it makes, and are steering clear. I doubt that will last long.


    Can you mount a little laser pointing mostly down?
    karkfumm 1294 2014-12-21 09:10:53.0 login to vote score 1
    abbynormal: It's a bit too warm and wet here. Nowhere dry to land. :-(

    I took it for a quick spin, but it's too damp and the breeze makes the quad harder to control.

    Today is a day to practice small, controlled flights inside.



    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 09:18:57.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: I think I already mentioned I was drinking coffee in the morning.

    Yep, I almost replied saying you were going to shoot out a turd
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 09:21:50.0 login to vote score 2
    zolividor: Isn't that what is going on behind all those grey bars?

    We use the Grey bars to talk about life, the universe and everything
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 09:25:45.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: We use the Grey bars to talk about life, the universe and everything

    The book is NOT called "The Restroom at the End of the Universe."
    someone who may or may not be Your father 2014-12-21 09:26:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Sitting on the can right now and taking a quite satisfying dump. Reminds me of a story that my gf told me last night. Apparently, she ran out of lube while hanging out with this couple and so they went to waffle house and then the porn store. Well, once they got there, it was ON! Rage poop was imminent. So she got the key for the bathroom which was nestled between the fapping booths. I'm told the crapper was like a carnival ride. So here she is, trying not to tip over the commode with one leg braced against the wall and trying not to touch anything, and she lets go with fury. Now she can hear a dude going at it so hard he's about to rip it off, like, she can hear skin flapping. Well, apparently the ragepoop was so awful that dude started crying. But he kept on truckin' because he paid his money for the jerkbooth.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-21 09:54:43.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: It's never too early when a person is an alcoholic. Waking up in the wee hours of the morning and having a couple of drinks to "get back to sleep" is perfectly "normal". As is having an "eye-opener" drink when you get up. Been there, done that. Thank $DEITY for recovery programs.

    Wat? Srsly?

    I'm apparently not an alcoholic, I just drink.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-21 09:55:16.0 login to vote score 2
    bunnythor: Here's a visual representation of czar entering a thread about libs and/or Russia.

    Why he didn't just let go, continues to amuse and amaze me.
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 09:56:45.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Why he didn't just let go, continues to amuse and amaze me.

    Because czar is not a troll.



    Czar is legit pants on head crazy
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 09:58:28.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: The book is NOT called "The Restroom at the End of the Universe."

    No but my boom will be called that
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 09:58:41.0 login to vote score 2
    Boom = but
    iggins 5808 2014-12-21 10:15:52.0 login to vote score 2
    I mean book




    Fuck you
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-12-21 10:27:05.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider:

    Looks like the guy outside is talking on his phone.
    fathead jones 8080 2014-12-21 10:35:23.0 login to vote score 0
    Are we just striking Stubbs again because he's Stubbs?
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-12-21 10:43:42.0 login to vote score 1
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-12-21 10:44:19.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Boom = but

    But = butt
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-12-21 10:46:10.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: Be careful with that.

    I think abby''s pussy can shoot down aircraft.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-21 10:53:28.0 login to vote score 1
    fathead jones: Are we just striking Stubbs again because he's Stubbs?

    I don't know, I asked Grahams about it, until I get an answer I'm not striking anything.
    quinblake 1476 2014-12-21 11:00:13.0 login to vote score 4
    fathead jones: Are we just striking Stubbs again because he's Stubbs?

    I'm not, and hopefully we can just leave grahams alone with this shit at least until after the xmas break.
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-21 11:02:15.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: I'm not, and hopefully we can just leave grahams alone with this shit at least until after the xmas break.

    Not likely, some folks just can't ignore other folks.
    fathead jones 8080 2014-12-21 11:04:02.0 login to vote score 1
    Dude was posting about Disney and got struck. Wtaf.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-12-21 11:17:23.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: Be careful with that.

    I remember that crash. Everyone survived and I think all but one walked out on their own.
    thelinuxman 1372 2014-12-21 12:10:36.0 login to vote score 5
    fathead jones: Are we just striking Stubbs again because he's Stubbs?


    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 12:21:59.0 login to vote score 4
    thelinuxman:

    Maybe he just meant he hoped that the kid grew up to be a successful golfer, but then miss a critical putt?
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-21 12:32:35.0 login to vote score 4
    Personally, I hope he makes that putt. His dad will be so damn proud.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-12-21 13:14:14.0 login to vote score 0
    fathead jones: Are we just striking Stubbs again because he's Stubbs?

    Because he's Flash.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-12-21 13:17:20.0 login to vote score 5
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-12-21 13:26:49.0 login to vote score 2
    bluegargoyle: Because he's Flash.

    More specifically, because he's flash and what flash has done on this site.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-12-21 13:36:39.0 login to vote score 5
    intentionally left blank: More specifically, because he's flash and what flash has done on this site.

    This.


    bluegargoyle 635 2014-12-21 13:37:41.0 login to vote score 6
    kswheels 4583 Sun Dec 21 13:56:27 PST 2014 login to vote score 2

    Why yes I will take $125 thank you.
    nathangrey 10887 Sun Dec 21 13:58:26 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    kswheels: Why yes I will take $125 thank you.

    Nice. Congrats. Playing for $800 right now. Fantasy is too stressful.
    roddikinsathome 1812 Sun Dec 21 14:00:49 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    bunnythor: Here's a visual representation of czar entering a thread about libs and/or Russia.

    That is a tough way to learn what fulcrum means.
    roddikinsathome 1812 Sun Dec 21 14:05:45 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    zolividor: Isn't that what is going on behind all those grey bars?

    I have him set to vomit green.
    kswheels 4583 Sun Dec 21 14:07:10 PST 2014 login to vote score 1
    nathangrey: Nice. Congrats. Playing for $800 right now. Fantasy is too stressful.

    I had already settled on the fact that he was gonna crush me and just take the $75 for second.
    If you logged in, you could post here.