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  • farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 17:44:00.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I never realized what a challenge ice cubes were. This is even worse than shaking the bottle to get rid of ketchup water!

    Far worse. Ketchup water is not an universal solvent.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 18:07:09.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 18:10:43.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor:

    *shakes angry fist at autocorrect*
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 18:15:06.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I feel that this is an accurate representation of how banniNation works.

    That seems too organized.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 18:25:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Serious question. Why don't people just turn off auto-correct if it sucks so much?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 18:29:23.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-23 18:46:30.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Serious question. Why don't people just turn off auto-correct if it sucks so much?

    Because they probably can't spell worth a damn without it. I turn all that shit off because I don't need a phone to tell me what word I want.

    Especially when it's self-censoring, fuck dat shit, yo.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 19:14:55.0 login to vote score 0
    6020!!!! Fuck yeah!
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-23 20:05:44.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.


    You libs live in looney land, where A may well BE Z, but you'd never admit that A is LIKE Z in any way whatsoever.

    That's why I'm a FoxNews reader. They don't use trixie jew-logix to confuse and separate my herde of PUREBLOOD ponies.

    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 20:06:46.0 login to vote score 2
    Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-23 20:29:52.0 login to vote score 0
    The goddamn gate in the new Jurassic World movie is CG. It’s a GATE. Just build it again morons.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 20:31:51.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.


    She's a Master of Personal Hygiene? I didn't realize that it required a degree.
    hornwrecker 48 2014-11-23 20:33:41.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.



    It appears that she's currently serving with Botox Sans Frontieres.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 20:37:47.0 login to vote score 2
    hornwrecker: It appears that she's currently serving with Botox Sans Frontieres.

    Goddamn it! Where are our Beer Garden tags!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 20:54:29.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.


    Da fuq
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-23 20:59:52.0 login to vote score 0
    These zombies in the walking dead are getting ricockulous
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 22:15:03.0 login to vote score 4
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    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 22:21:49.0 login to vote score 8
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 22:23:12.0 login to vote score 9
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 22:29:07.0 login to vote score 3
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 23:53:15.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-24 00:56:05.0 login to vote score 8
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 01:27:18.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider: [image removed]

    My god, I've fart raped thousands of people



    I'm a monster
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 01:49:17.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 02:34:09.0 login to vote score 1
    You know how people some times go into sneezing fits.



    Well I'd that earlier, except with loud farts, for 10 minutes.

    Then my pants fit too loose and I couldn't get my belt right so my legs rubbed together all night..

    So my thighs probably look like Swedish fish right now. Fuck truck night, and france, and your mom, and the LA kings
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-11-24 02:44:03.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: You know how people some times go into sneezing fits.



    Well I'd that earlier, except with loud farts, for 10 minutes.

    Then my pants fit too loose and I couldn't get my belt right so my legs rubbed together all night..

    So my thighs probably look like Swedish fish right now. Fuck truck night, and france, and your mom, and the LA kings


    Your thorax devoured your abdominal volume and all you can think of is swedish fish? arch your back retrograde to bending over for a half hour while consuming liquids, then take a shower a few degrees hotter than your standard thermal sensitivity, as this will likely neutralize your entire abdominal cavities microbial ecosystem within itself, you probably won't fart for a week.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 04:00:56.0 login to vote score 5
    Do not taunt happy fun lobster!


    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 04:02:21.0 login to vote score 12
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 04:03:25.0 login to vote score 4
    Do we know this guy?


    random bacon 12498 2014-11-24 04:38:15.0 login to vote score 3
    Why the fuck did I not take today off as well as the rest of the week?

    Pulled something in my back too, being on my feet all day is gonna be so much fun.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-24 04:57:15.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: So my thighs probably look like Swedish fish right now.

    *SNORT*
    ambition chicken 290 2014-11-24 05:16:18.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 05:17:44.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 05:20:20.0 login to vote score 1
    now deer meat with red thai curry over rich and a ton of siracha

    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 05:29:09.0 login to vote score 2
    and now a nap
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 05:30:46.0 login to vote score 4
    fallen from grace 5187 2014-11-24 07:03:44.0 login to vote score 8
    Sr. FFG and I saw an albino squirrel this weekend. We both freaked out in a good way. The squirrel was just chillin' getting breakfast in an open area. It was definitely not tame.

    Also, we saw Mozart's Cosi Fan Tutte this weekend. I may dislike ballet, and he's not a giant fan of symphony, but we both like opera. Whodathunkit? It helped it was a comedic opera about swapping identities. Kinda like Shakespeare with singing. Someday maybe I can con him into attending a production of Shakespeare. His English is going to need to be waaaaay better for that shit. Most Muricans don't even get it.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:08:31.0 login to vote score 4
    fallen from grace: Sr. FFG and I saw an albino squirrel this weekend. We both freaked out in a good way. The squirrel was just chillin' getting breakfast in an open area. It was definitely not tame.

    Also, we saw Mozart's Cosi Fan Tutte this weekend. I may dislike ballet, and he's not a giant fan of symphony, but we both like opera. Whodathunkit? It helped it was a comedic opera about swapping identities. Kinda like Shakespeare with singing. Someday maybe I can con him into attending a production of Shakespeare. His English is going to need to be waaaaay better for that shit. Most Muricans don't even get it.


    That's because Shakespeare used British English. As Oscar Wilde said "We have everything in common with American except the language."

    Yes, that was paraphrased.

    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:10:44.0 login to vote score 1
    Actual quote :

    We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:18:20.0 login to vote score 0
    tabernash: That's because Shakespeare used early modern British English. As Oscar Wilde said "We have everything in common with American except the language."

    Yes, that was paraphrased.


    GRRR!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 07:19:57.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    Iggins and I are male oppressors?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 07:24:57.0 login to vote score 3
    tabernash: That's because Shakespeare used British English.

    Shakespeare made up much of the English language, didn't he? Before him, they were all speaking Belgian or something.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:31:06.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Shakespeare made up much of the English language, didn't he? Before him, they were all speaking Belgian or something.

    Yeah, he coined the terms,

    Phat

    Gangsta

    Axe me

    Where you at?

    And many, many more.


    ;-)


    "Where you at" is a personal peeve of mine. Cops use it, everyone else seems to use too.

    But cops especially.

    It's like finger nails on a blackboard to me.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 07:32:43.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: "Where you at" is a personal peeve of mine. Cops use it, everyone else seems to use too.

    I just say "what's your 20" :)
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:34:04.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I just say "what's your 20" :)

    Is that a metric 20?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 07:34:51.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: Is that a metric 20?

    No, Imperial!
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:36:35.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: No, Imperial!

    Didn't they use parsecs for the Imperial Fleet?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 07:37:10.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: Didn't they use parsecs for the Imperial Fleet?

    Either that or buttsecs.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 07:38:07.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Either that or buttsecs.

    +1

    ;-)
    quinblake 1476 2014-11-24 07:44:36.0 login to vote score 5
    Currently enjoying coffee on the back deck basking in 72F sunshine. Kid #2 sent me a photo from home of sun dogs this morning in -20F wind. I'm pretending we're never going home.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-24 07:45:26.0 login to vote score 7
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 08:13:05.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-24 08:32:44.0 login to vote score 2
    Trouble!


    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 09:16:54.0 login to vote score 1
    sporky thinks he's so hot.


    lol what a microween
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 09:19:01.0 login to vote score 0
    i just had a pastrami sandwich.


    reminds me of your mom's vagina for some reason
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 09:21:45.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 09:23:16.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider 728 2014-11-24 09:48:10.0 login to vote score 2
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    mimir 6886 2014-11-24 10:23:06.0 login to vote score 4
    If I ever collected on every "I owe you a beer" from the development team at my office, I'd be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

    In related news, they're absolute shit at planning, unless it's planning on asking me for crap at the last minute and making me work on my vacation.


    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-24 10:31:45.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir: If I ever collected on every "I owe you a beer" from the development team at my office, I'd be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

    In related news, they're absolute shit at planning, unless it's planning on asking me for crap at the last minute and making me work on my vacation.




    Vacation is sacrosanct.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-24 10:33:52.0 login to vote score 4
    Need some warmth.


    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 10:36:54.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: If I ever collected on every "I owe you a beer" from the development team at my office, I'd be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

    In related news, they're absolute shit at planning, unless it's planning on asking me for crap at the last minute and making me work on my vacation.


    You should go and collect
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 10:38:32.0 login to vote score 3
    mimir: If I ever collected on every "I owe you a beer" from the development team at my office, I'd be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

    In related news, they're absolute shit at planning, unless it's planning on asking me for crap at the last minute and making me work on my vacation.


    BTW we were at the club on Saturday and I had Randi serve you a beer through me.

    It was a two dollar PBR tall can.

    I hope you liked it.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-24 10:39:32.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: Currently enjoying coffee on the back deck basking in 72F sunshine. Kid #2 sent me a photo from home of sun dogs this morning in -20F wind. I'm pretending we're never going home.

    You don't want to live here. You'll have to deal with our politics and politicians.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-24 10:47:08.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: BTW we were at the club on Saturday and I had Randi serve you a beer through me.

    It was a two dollar PBR tall can.

    I hope you liked it.


    Much appreciated. I think it got lost in transmission though. ;)
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 10:52:42.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Much appreciated. I think it got lost in transmission though. ;)

    It was the best I can do until you come visit.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-24 10:55:29.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: It was the best I can do until you come visit.

    'Tis the thought that counts, kind sir. And the thought is much appreciated.
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-24 11:02:19.0 login to vote score 8
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-24 11:04:29.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 11:16:01.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank:

    I watched that twice expecting to see dick butt.

    I am glad it was missing.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-24 11:18:42.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: I watched that twice expecting to see dick butt.

    I am glad it was missing.


    Nope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMbN9nb3qyk It's the opening of a 500 KV switch, and the arc that resulted and finally blew out.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 11:20:29.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Nope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMbN9nb3qyk It's the opening of a 500 KV switch, and the arc that resulted and finally blew out.

    I used to make Jacobs Ladders for my bands using a starter from an oil furnace and some coat hangers.

    Good times, good times.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-24 11:22:48.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: I used to make Jacobs Ladders for my bands using a starter from an oil furnace and some coat hangers.

    Good times, good times.


    Neon transformers are good for that, too.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 11:27:21.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Neon transformers are good for that, too.

    Yeah I recently found that out.

    Used to light cigarettes in the arc on stage BITD.

    I did get bit pretty hard one time holding onto the insulators I made and manually moving the leads together.

    I got the bottom of the insulators a might too close and that arc jumped through my pinkies.

    That was quite...



    ... Shocking.
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-11-24 11:33:11.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: IT'S 46F!!!!

    I wish I had that problem right now. I know I should STFU, given where I live. However, when it's 82F and humid in your house all the time, with no way to really cool down, I guess I'd bitch about one extreme or the other.

    /I'm spoiled from living in California so long. Last year where I lived was hot as hell (105F+) every day. I really could do for some colder weather now.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-24 11:44:30.0 login to vote score 0
    tabernash: BTW we were at the clx1ub on Saturday and I had Randi serve you a beer through me.

    It was a two dollar PBR tall can.

    I hope you liked it.



    Pics of Randi and her fellow bar maidens or it never happened
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 11:45:44.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Pics of Randi and her fellow bar maidens or it never happened

    You couldn't handle the nudity.

    It would be way too much for you.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 11:56:00.0 login to vote score 0
    There are more employees at the library than there are patrons. It is a very slow day to say the least.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-11-24 12:11:50.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine 745 2014-11-24 12:12:23.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk:

    I have actually done a version of that when trying to use one of those cubical Macs as a server. If you left them on for more than a few hours at a time, they tended to overheat. Our hardware guy procured a massive fan nearly the size of the cube itself and fashioned a mounting system for it. I took some mylar tape and made ribbons out of it to tape to the top so that you could tell from across the floor whether it was on or not. It looked like an upside-down jellyfish.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-24 12:28:35.0 login to vote score 3
    Hens are laying again. The few hours of weak daylight shut them down, so I wired a heatlamp in their 'hotbox'. Fresh clean free-range eggs.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-24 12:31:51.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: There are more employees at the library than there are patrons. It is a very slow day to say the least.

    Ours always seem to have an activity going on: Story time, fiber arts, elder exercise, etc.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-24 12:36:17.0 login to vote score 4
    totalsecurity: Ours always seem to have an activity going on: Story time, fiber arts, elder exercise, etc.

    Fiber arts? Is that a bran-based class?
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-24 12:42:47.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Fiber arts? Is that a bran-based class?

    I haven't taken it, and therefore cannot relay accurate information relating to your query.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 12:44:34.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: Ours always seem to have an activity going on: Story time, fiber arts, elder exercise, etc.

    Classes are out and most of the students headed for home for the holidays. Campus is deserted except for the international students and a few diehard students trying to earn some money by working.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 12:44:59.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Fiber arts? Is that a bran-based class?

    I now have a suggestion for some library programming here.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-24 12:48:07.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Fiber arts? Is that a bran-based class?

    I haven't taken it, and therefore cannot relay accurate information relating to your query.
    eddyatwork: Classes are out and most of the students headed for home for the holidays. Campus is deserted except for the international students and a few diehard students trying to earn some money by working.

    I was referring to our villages public library.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-11-24 12:57:52.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: and now a nap

    Who the fuck downvotes a fuckin' nap???
    clifton 1850 2014-11-24 12:58:39.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider:

    That car is nasty on the inside. I think that's the theft deterrent there!
    lady tabernash 4405 2014-11-24 13:27:48.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Pics of Randi and her fellow bar maidens or it never happened

    You were here AND invited but were too busy.
    Could have seen them in person and gotten pics

    Ya snoooze Ya loooze.

    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 13:39:54.0 login to vote score 0
    maggotbrain: Who the fuck downvotes a fuckin' nap???

    A person who deserves a ball zit that hurts when you're just sitting there.
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-24 13:48:48.0 login to vote score 1
    lady tabernash: You were here AND invited but were too busy.
    Could have seen them in person and gotten pics

    Ya snoooze Ya loooze.


    You tell him sweetie.

    You tell him.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 15:44:33.0 login to vote score 0
    Nine hours at work makes eddy a tired boy.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-24 15:45:13.0 login to vote score 2
    No more werk til December!
    strikitrich 783 2014-11-24 15:50:52.0 login to vote score 0


    When Mayor Giuliani was a stockboy
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 15:50:56.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: No more werk til December!

    Nice!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-24 15:54:54.0 login to vote score 1
    Five minutes until we can start chasing people out. I always like this part.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-24 16:13:50.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet: I wish I had that problem right now. I know I should STFU, given where I live. However, when it's 82F and humid in your house all the time, with no way to really cool down, I guess I'd bitch about one extreme or the other.

    /I'm spoiled from living in California so long. Last year where I lived was hot as hell (105F+) every day. I really could do for some colder weather now.


    I still think it's easier to get warm than cool off.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-24 16:26:02.0 login to vote score 1
    So how do you guarantee the child will stay in her room and out of the way tomorrow?

    Put the Wii and the 32" TV in her room. It's gotta be moved anyway, may as well let her have it for the day.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-24 17:22:08.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-24 17:27:34.0 login to vote score 0
    I just watched Jon Stewart's first monologue after 911. I...wow.

    That is a man.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-24 17:28:03.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead:

    A boy can dream, eh Osiris?
    If you logged in, you could post here.