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  • mimir 6886 2014-11-25 16:51:47.0 login to vote score 1
    *eyes MyFitnessPal warily*

    I think this thing is whack. The math doesn't look right on the calorie projections.


    nathangrey 10887 2014-11-25 16:54:08.0 login to vote score -1
    tumunga: I tossed them fuckers out the left side of the Rockies!

    You sound like a real Rock Star! But a bit plain in my view. :/
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-25 17:28:19.0 login to vote score 12
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-11-25 18:44:44.0 login to vote score 4
    I'll be damned. My FB is actually dumber than my bN today.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-25 19:58:44.0 login to vote score 2
    vushtrriboy: I'll be damned. My FB is actually dumber than my bN today.

    Scary when that shit happens, ain't it?
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-11-25 20:23:25.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Scary when that shit happens, ain't it?

    ffffuuuuuuuuuuu.jpg

    iggins 5808 2014-11-25 20:31:20.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Dear iggins,

    [image removed]

    Beware of cake.

    [image removed]


    I like cake
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-25 21:19:22.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I like cake

    Are you going the distance [for Cake]?
    tumunga 12492 2014-11-25 21:32:52.0 login to vote score -1
    nathangrey: You sound like a real Rock Star! But a bit plain in my view. :/

    Just take a gander at the wasatch front. That will unplain your view.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-25 21:46:38.0 login to vote score 2
    kesshi: Are you going the distance [for Cake]?

    I'm going for speed
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-25 21:52:31.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: I'm going for speed

    Is that why you're all alone (all alone, all alone) in your times of need?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-25 22:11:22.0 login to vote score 4
    churly brown: Is that why you're all alone (all alone, all alone) in your times of need?

    Forever alone
    iggins 5808 2014-11-25 23:28:43.0 login to vote score 1
    So an update on Mr drunky mclockskeysincar

    He never came back for his car. But again he might still be in the county tank. We called a tow truck ourselves and had it hauled off.

    The from of his car was all bang up from previous cases of him being a dumbass and one head light worked. He park right in the middle of the parking lines. He left his car on and managed to to lock the doors to come in to by cigarettes.

    When he came back in after locking himself out he asks if the company has triple a.

    TRIPLE A DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT

    So either the cops booked this guy or gave him a ride home. Either way no one has inquired about the car
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-26 00:36:20.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: So an update on Mr drunky mclockskeysincar

    He never came back for his car. But again he might still be in the county tank. We called a tow truck ourselves and had it hauled off.

    The from of his car was all bang up from previous cases of him being a dumbass and one head light worked. He park right in the middle of the parking lines. He left his car on and managed to to lock the doors to come in to by cigarettes.

    When he came back in after locking himself out he asks if the company has triple a.

    TRIPLE A DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT

    So either the cops booked this guy or gave him a ride home. Either way no one has inquired about the car


    Sounds like a good car. You should have donated it to Twitch.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 01:40:56.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Sounds like a good car. You should have donated it to Twitch.

    It was a Subaru.

    Station wagon
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-11-26 01:42:28.0 login to vote score 5
    Ghostbusters- classic 80's kids movie. With cameo appearance by porn star Ron Jeremy.



    Mind. Blown.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 02:23:47.0 login to vote score 1
    bluegargoyle: Ghostbusters- classic 80's kids movie. With cameo appearance by porn star Ron Jeremy.

    [image removed]

    Mind. Blown.


    Lol blown
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 04:06:03.0 login to vote score 4
    not exactly 11873 2014-11-26 04:53:55.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins:

    More shibe please.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 05:25:42.0 login to vote score 0
    Well shit, looks like the chromebook finally went toes up. Can't even get it to boot into dev mode.

    Ya served us well, lil laptop wannabe!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 05:36:22.0 login to vote score 1
    not exactly: More shibe please.

    Well first I have to poop, which I am doing right now, then I have to go take the doggy to get his nails trimmed, then back home to eat noodles and play video games, then maybe more shibe
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-26 06:04:24.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Well first I have to poop, which I am doing right now, then I have to go take the doggy to get his nails trimmed, then back home to eat noodles and play video games, then maybe more shibe

    Bowel-shaking earthquakes (of doubt and remorse)?
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-11-26 06:16:41.0 login to vote score 7
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-26 06:41:58.0 login to vote score 3
    It's Friday! It's Friday!

    No work tomorrow!

    OK, technically it is Wednesday but it feels like Friday.

    So....

    It's Friday!
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-26 07:15:22.0 login to vote score 10
    Today is Mother tabernash's 90th birthday (had she lived).

    I miss the old bat. I really do.

    So, HAPPY NATAL DAY MOM!


    ;-)
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:25:57.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: Today is Mother tabernash's 90th birthday (had she lived).

    I miss the old bat. I really do.

    So, HAPPY NATAL DAY MOM!


    ;-)


    YOUR MOM!!!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:33:57.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 07:39:02.0 login to vote score 2
    I can see it's going to be extra retarded here today.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:41:49.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:43:24.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: I can see it's going to be extra retarded here today.

    i can help with puppies and Sojin
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 07:44:29.0 login to vote score 0
    and bacon cocks
    bootney lee farnsworth 10783 2014-11-26 07:44:49.0 login to vote score 1
    I woke up this morning to three OnePlus One invites to share. jesusandeinstein at the gmails if anyone wants one.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 08:16:35.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Bowel-shaking earthquakes (of doubt and remorse)?

    Well if yer gonna give me an earworm, Cake it is!
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-26 08:39:37.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Well if yer gonna give me an earworm, Cake it is!

    It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

    What?

    Bake a cake!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-26 08:51:22.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: And of course, durability is a factor. I would include the costs of depreciation, etc. into a potential gain.

    And you claim you aren't an accountant.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-26 08:51:59.0 login to vote score 1

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas


    *dodges thrown tomatoes*
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-26 08:56:11.0 login to vote score 8
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-26 08:56:16.0 login to vote score 3
    Four days it took to get Elder Scrolls Online downloaded and patched. Four. Fucking. Days. And now it won't launch. Just submitted a ticket. I'm pissed.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 09:10:09.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Four days it took to get Elder Scrolls Online downloaded and patched. Four. Fucking. Days. And now it won't launch. Just submitted a ticket. I'm pissed.

    it takes me like an hour to download 16 gigs
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-11-26 09:21:37.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-26 09:21:57.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: it takes me like an hour to download 16 gigs

    The initial install was over 40GB. Then all the patches. Also the launcher makes the download/install low priority when it's not the front-facing app.
    texas raider 728 2014-11-26 10:03:07.0 login to vote score 8


    /two more days...
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 10:36:09.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: The initial install was over 40GB. Then all the patches. Also the launcher makes the download/install low priority when it's not the front-facing app.

    thats dildos
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 10:43:48.0 login to vote score 0
    churly brown: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

    What?

    Bake a cake!


    No. Just no..
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 10:44:44.0 login to vote score 2
    Looks like my flare up finally ended.
    House clean
    Laundry done
    Resting
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 10:46:53.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 10:49:13.0 login to vote score 0
    i should go have a fap, eat some icecream then go to sleep
    iggins 5808 2014-11-26 10:53:54.0 login to vote score 0
    oh shit there has been a squatch spotting, prepare yourselves
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 10:55:25.0 login to vote score 2
    On the weekends I can't be bothered to do chores. Today's basically an at home daddy day; laundry's done, dishes done, shopping's done, kiddo is watching cartoons and I'm feeling accomplished. Beats the hell out of "real" working. :)

    And I'm now drinking a spiced apple chai waiting for wifey to come home.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 11:30:10.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: oh shit there has been a squatch spotting, prepare yourselves


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 11:32:10.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: On the weekends I can't be bothered to do chores. Today's basically an at home daddy day; laundry's done, dishes done, shopping's done, kiddo is watching cartoons and I'm feeling accomplished. Beats the hell out of "real" working. :)

    And I'm now drinking a spiced apple chai waiting for wifey to come home.


    No one should do chores on weekends. Learned that with Flylady.
    I got my shit together too. The house smells nice. I had been decluttering all week, so when I did clean this morning, it only took me an hour.
    Feels good, man. :)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 11:35:56.0 login to vote score 3
    Not doing anything for turkey day. Did buy a small turkey roast.
    Just need some supplies to do the stuffing, and salad stuff.
    Pops is too depressed and I wasn't sure I would be well enough.
    Hoping family might drop by after they do their dinners, but if they don't, I'm cool with it.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 11:38:11.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm going to copy Mr. Bacon and make some tea. I have some vanilla chai and truvia, and grass fed butter. Going to do this Indian style.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 11:40:19.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: I'm going to copy Mr. Bacon and make some tea

    It was pretty tasty.
    halfof33 12140 2014-11-26 11:46:55.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: I'm going to copy Mr. Bacon and make some tea. I have some vanilla chai and truvia, and grass fed butter. Going to do this Indian style.

    "vanilla chai and truvia, and grass fed butter..."

    That sounds interesting, is that some kind of a pastry or cookie?
    vushtrriboy 3085 2014-11-26 12:25:40.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins: oh shit there has been a squatch spotting, prepare yourselves

    Found this while on my way to work and could not resist:


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 12:28:36.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: "vanilla chai and truvia, and grass fed butter..."

    That sounds interesting, is that some kind of a pastry or cookie?


    Nah. Put all that weird stuff in my tea. Putting butter in tea is an Indian and in some middle Eastern countries a way to drink tea. I should have had honey instead of the truvia, in hindsight. Still good. I might brew another.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 12:29:48.0 login to vote score 1
    Grass fed butter=the cows were grass fed. :)
    halfof33 12140 2014-11-26 12:35:56.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Nah. Put all that weird stuff in my tea. Putting butter in tea is an Indian and in some middle Eastern countries a way to drink tea. I should have had honey instead of the truvia, in hindsight. Still good. I might brew another.

    They put butter in tea?

    wow....
    mimir 6886 2014-11-26 12:40:46.0 login to vote score 3
    Spent the morning with the Oddlingette out adventuring and such. A most excellent way to spend the morning.

    We're planning on it again Friday.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-11-26 13:02:29.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: They put butter in tea?

    wow....


    Yep! It's not much different than putting milk in, just a little fattier.

    Coconut oil in coffee or tea will make it pretty creamy tasting too.

    Try it sometime!
    sabine 745 2014-11-26 14:20:27.0 login to vote score 3
    mimir: Spent the morning with the Oddlingette out adventuring and such. A most excellent way to spend the morning. We're planning on it again Friday.

    Picked up some live dungeness at that place we had oysters. Lines were out the door.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-26 15:39:04.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Picked up some live dungeness at that place we had oysters. Lines were out the door.

    Yum. That sounds quite nice, wait aside!
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-26 15:55:07.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Coconut oil in coffee or tea will make it pretty creamy tasting too.

    That's the main ingredient if you want to make your own powdered creamer.
    If you logged in, you could post here.