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    random bacon 12498 2014-10-24 17:10:22.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: YA!
    Fust zee puts the hotsy totsy slot b into segment L72.........


    We rebuilt a kitchen using IKEA, it came out beautifully, no issues putting anything together.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-24 17:10:47.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Who in the hell is Little Big Town?

    Your mom?

    /veal, waitress...
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-24 18:12:26.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Who in the hell is Little Big Town?

    I am serious here...



    But for fun!


    Have you ever seen: "The Terror of Tiny Town"?
    elton jon benet 3546 2014-10-24 18:48:22.0 login to vote score -2
    cardinal puff: OK, that is the first and last time I attempt to make fudge with evaporated milk. It works perfectly with cream, however the evaporated milk burns before it reaches "soft ball" stage. Oh well, off to buy cream! And junk that recipe...

    You did it wrong, again. You murdered the chocolate!

    http://www.cookingforengineers.com/recipe/98/Condensed-Milk-Fudge


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-24 18:49:28.0 login to vote score -1
    tabernash: Bad translation?

    Did it have diagrams?


    It was in 6 pt text, nothing about the battery box and was written by a 16 year old Chinese English translator.
    It basically said, take out of the box and put it together.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-24 19:00:57.0 login to vote score 0
    And I still haven't taken out my bike. Spongeboy wanted some veggies cooked up.
    Did a tiny bit of chopping and now my shoulders say fuck this, you can't lift your arms.

    And then this:
    Pop's mom has been fighting cancer on and off for about ten years.
    It spread to her lungs and is getting hospice care. She has weeks to live.
    I hope losing my mom and then his mom won't kill him. He's borderline diabetic and 75 pounds overweight. He's been crying all afternoon in his room. :(
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-24 19:26:14.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: And I still haven't taken out my bike. Spongeboy wanted some veggies cooked up.
    Did a tiny bit of chopping and now my shoulders say fuck this, you can't lift your arms.

    And then this:
    Pop's mom has been fighting cancer on and off for about ten years.
    It spread to her lungs and is getting hospice care. She has weeks to live.
    I hope losing my mom and then his mom won't kill him. He's borderline diabetic and 75 pounds overweight. He's been crying all afternoon in his room. :(


    My heart goes out to you. I wish you and yours the very best.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-24 19:33:41.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: My heart goes out to you. I wish you and yours the very best.

    Thanks dudebro!
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    libs keep banning me 9992 2014-10-24 20:34:52.0 login to vote score 2
    They mostly come out at night.

    .... mostly.
    someone who may or may not be STRIKE 1! 2014-10-24 20:39:04.0 login to vote score 3
    elton jon benet: Have we got a date when your funeral will be held? It's amazing that that anything but posting here causes you intense pain.

    Go back to your hideyhole in the forest, squatch wookie. I'm sure there is a bear trap you can crawl into, and I'm not talking about your cavernous snatch. There is some alcohol in there however, given how much yeast has been brewing all these years.
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    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 20:51:04.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: I think I just inadvertently placed sqatch bait.
    Shit.


    We'll just zap her if she bites
    someone who may or may not be and you are? 2014-10-24 20:51:17.0 login to vote score 2
    elton jon benet: Encourage sponge drunk/druggie all you like. It isn't helping her.

    You're in a bottle too. It must be easy to look down on others at the same bar and judge others while ignoring the fact your own life is a mess. Physician, Heal Thyself.

    elton jon benet: And then you do what?

    Hopefully shut you up for a few days until youre sober again. Extrapolate your life.

    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 20:53:36.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: I just gave my nurse advice about thc... my life is weird.

    She hot
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    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 20:54:43.0 login to vote score 0
    Wait she just re plied to herself, well one of herselves
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 20:55:47.0 login to vote score 2
    elton jon benet: Or, you might want to grow up, and see that your son is more important than what you want for your self. Up to you.

    Go be a cunt somewhere else
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-24 20:56:17.0 login to vote score 3

    The Golden Girls as The Sailor Moon crew.

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    random bacon 12498 2014-10-24 21:00:03.0 login to vote score 5
    Buh bye you useless bag of fur and trucker splooge.
    someone who may or may not be ... 2014-10-24 21:02:57.0 login to vote score 2
    elton jon benet: And, Iggy, you can stay, and be a cunt here. Options. They are always there.

    Put some tussin and neosporin on your cunthurt. Or, just ingest a whole bottle of liquor through your rancid Squatch crotch.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-24 21:05:15.0 login to vote score 4
    I will never understand what some people get from trying to tear someone else down.
    libs keep banning me 9992 2014-10-24 21:06:52.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: I will never understand what some people get from trying to tear someone else down.

    I think it's just a byproduct of being a recluse hambeast cat-hoarder.
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-24 21:07:44.0 login to vote score 4
    random bacon: I will never understand what some people get from trying to tear someone else down.

    S&H Green Stamps.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-24 21:13:12.0 login to vote score 3
    I picked the wrong time to post funny pics of the golden girls.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-24 21:14:50.0 login to vote score 2
    There's one in the school shooting thread too that needs a 3rd.

    Vile scabrous creature.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 21:20:06.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I will never understand what some people get from trying to tear someone else down.

    Oh but stickin it in with the potatoes works charm into your evasion matrix, so its just as well as helping those who've felt the pain of words.

    Never mind that though, it should be as vacant as the conversation that spawns such intermediate emotion.
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-10-24 21:24:50.0 login to vote score 2
    xxplosiv: Oh but stickin it in with the potatoes works charm into your evasion matrix, so its just as well as helping those who've felt the pain of words.

    Never mind that though, it should be as vacant as the conversation that spawns such intermediate emotion.


    You haven't lived until you've been the bottom of a 7 man train during a theoretical physics convention about the quantum dynamics of superfluid spectral lubrication.

    Toot toot!
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 21:32:07.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: You haven't lived until you've been the bottom of a 7 man train during a theoretical physics convention about the quantum dynamics of superfluid spectral lubrication.

    Toot toot!


    I haven't lived because living is what happens when you're as passive as the emotion society as a whole allows. I do not partake in such religious endocrine-rations as whatever it is you've just described, just as modern healthcare subverts biology for religiously followed schedules, the true life given is that which builds upon itself.

    Unlike the spare arguments that haven't vacated the colon-stench that is this place.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 21:35:52.0 login to vote score 0
    And no, you can't blame me for your brain damage because I compared concussion biological physics with regards to how medical staff would allow a patient to live or let lie in slumber, with that of minor burns and neutral-temperature waters for damage and scar prevention. I was simply giving you the key to hack or backtrack through the system that may or may not have caused you harm.

    Not the first time I've done so, almost seemingly effortlessly.
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-10-24 21:36:55.0 login to vote score 2
    Toot toot!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 21:41:05.0 login to vote score 2
    Alright so I done did some thinkin.


    I don't think she is really a RN like she claimed to be, or does not have her license anymore, had it revoked.

    Anyone can be a caregiver, you don't have to be a nurse to do what she does. In fact a lot of them are not nurses.

    Plenty of hospitals hurting bad for any RN right now, to the point where they will be at down your door if you are one, employed or unemployed. No one is knocking on her door.


    So either she never was a nurse or had her shit revoked cause she is all nurse jackie with the patients meds.

    There is a reason no one is trying to hire her for a job that is in demand.


    Also consider she is never sober
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 21:41:20.0 login to vote score 0
    Also I have some great farts right now
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-24 21:41:34.0 login to vote score 1
    The worst part in any Phoenix Wright game is screwing up because you're one logical step ahead of the characters.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 21:41:35.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: Toot toot!

    That's what I just did
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 21:42:54.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: Toot toot!

    You're asking for a response about superfluids and their photonic wave-combination harmonics? You obviously wouldn't believe my answer, but imagine that the sun is less like a sphere and more like a mushroom, and that in its stable form, it is cold from its core to the skin of its teeth that it eats us and gives us food with. It is cold for a reason though, but for you to understand, I'm pretty sure I'd have to kill all humans and lifeforms more complex than virii, to bypass the singularity created by thought patterns existing within a compensatory medium.

    There's your lube, too bad assholes usually don't show up.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 21:43:43.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I will never understand what some people get from trying to tear someone else down.

    It's not normal, but on stolen prescription drugs it is
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 21:44:13.0 login to vote score 0
    xxplosiv: You're asking for a response about superfluids and their photonic wave-combination harmonics? You obviously wouldn't believe my answer, but imagine that the sun is less like a sphere and more like a mushroom, and that in its stable form, it is cold from its core to the skin of its teeth that it eats us and gives us food with. It is cold for a reason though, but for you to understand, I'm pretty sure I'd have to kill all humans and lifeforms more complex than virii, to bypass the singularity created by thought patterns existing within a compensatory medium.

    There's your lube, too bad assholes usually don't show up.


    But can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-24 21:44:59.0 login to vote score 2
    Hey! I missed the bait trap!

    Messin with Sasquatch!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-24 21:46:28.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Alright so I done did some thinkin.


    I don't think she is really a RN like she claimed to be, or does not have her license anymore, had it revoked.

    Anyone can be a caregiver, you don't have to be a nurse to do what she does. In fact a lot of them are not nurses.

    Plenty of hospitals hurting bad for any RN right now, to the point where they will be at down your door if you are one, employed or unemployed. No one is knocking on her door.


    So either she never was a nurse or had her shit revoked cause she is all nurse jackie with the patients meds.

    There is a reason no one is trying to hire her for a job that is in demand.


    Also consider she is never sober


    Some research concludes this maybe the case.

    Allegedly.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 21:48:15.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: But can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

    What that warmin's, a bin BOB DOLE and unto me...

    wait this isn't the quantum physics where assholes usually don't show up! WHERES MY NANTUCKET???
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-24 21:52:25.0 login to vote score 2
    I think tomorrow's dinner should be lightly seared chinchilla with a side of I HOPE YOU DIE, CUNT!

    Lol!
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 21:54:40.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: I think tomorrow's dinner should be lightly seared chinchilla with a side of I HOPE YOU DIE, CUNT!

    Lol!


    and now we see why the covalent bond materializes between antagonistic particles.

    To think some people thought that catalysts might have had scope mouthwash in the pitcher plants.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 22:00:00.0 login to vote score 0
    I'm not trying to take sides either, i know she is and has been horrible, but that doesn't mean she should remain, that stagnation in itself is a power that will only need circumvented and likely at the most inopportune time.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 22:00:41.0 login to vote score 1
    xxplosiv: What that warmin's, a bin BOB DOLE and unto me...

    wait this isn't the quantum physics where assholes usually don't show up! WHERES MY NANTUCKET???


    I think I broke xxplosiv
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 22:01:22.0 login to vote score 0
    remain as such*

    Oh right, theres that universe peeking its ugly pecking order at every peak possible. Thinking of zombie ant fungus yet?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 22:01:33.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Some research concludes this maybe the case.

    Allegedly.


    All my buddies are RNs or er techs at the local hospital, we talk a lot
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 22:02:03.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: I think I broke xxplosiv

    The only thing that breaks me, is myself after absorbing the breakers of the ocean of souls I absorb regularly.

    Good night.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 22:04:21.0 login to vote score 0
    xxplosiv: remain as such*

    Oh right, theres that universe peeking its ugly pecking order at every peak possible. Thinking of zombie ant fungus yet?


    Asian women are not fungible.

    Kpop Girls are extremely not fungible
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 22:06:53.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Some research concludes this maybe the case.

    Allegedly.


    Also if my memory serves me right which is does, a while ago when one ofbuse, most likely me accused her so stealing drugs, she mentioned something interesting.

    She said she got wrote up at a job because her coworker was stealing them.



    Why would she get reprimanded for a coworkers actions if she was not invovled.


    Most likely she got fired, for stealing drugs
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 22:07:31.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Asian women are not fungible.

    Kpop Girls are extremely not fungible


    Damn! Those words are like, statistically relevant on a average lethal dose level.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 22:11:35.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:
    Why would she get reprimanded for a coworkers actions if she was not invovled.


    It's the new management. Same as the old management. All for one, and 'for once' all (accumulate asshole phase space as "pure corporate" absorbs a failure)
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 22:12:34.0 login to vote score 0
    Also if someone could post a pic of Data as sherlock Holmes that would really top off my night of chiken sleuthing
    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 22:13:10.0 login to vote score 0
    xxplosiv: It's the new management. Same as the old management. All for one, and 'for once' all (accumulate asshole phase space as "pure corporate" absorbs a failure)

    My new band name is accumulated assholes
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 22:14:48.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: My new band name is accumulated assholes

    Will there be a sphincter extincter involved?
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 22:15:52.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh that'd be the "mashup"......

    and so goes our daily flash through the looking glass.
    texas raider 728 2014-10-24 22:21:16.0 login to vote score 2
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-24 22:26:43.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider:

    I see the drainage through the ear, and all i can think of is, netipot.
    someone who may or may not be the repentant squatch 2014-10-24 22:27:51.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Also if someone could post a pic of Data as sherlock Holmes that would really top off my night of chiken sleuthing





    iggins 5808 2014-10-24 22:37:51.0 login to vote score 1
    Busted some not 21 dumbass especially trying to buy beer.


    I've carded these guys like a 100 times for smokes in the past, oh and FYI if you two dumbasses walk in to get her like you always do, I have to card BOTH of you. And don't try to play it off that you came here seperatly, you guys are regulars and always come here together.

    Just cause you are here a lot doesn't mean I'm your buddy, pal




    Dumbass
    jafo 1950 2014-10-24 22:56:43.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Also if someone could post a pic of Data as sherlock Holmes that would really top off my night of chiken sleuthing



    Give up google for GIS. Bing is good for porn images. You don't have to log in to turn off age restrictions.
    jafo 1950 2014-10-24 23:02:28.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: The Golden Girls as The Sailor Moon crew.

    Lately I've been on a tv boxed set binge. Just bought Xena and Scrubs. I've got Miami Vice on a wish list in Amazon (once it goes under $100, I'm buying it). Not too long ago bought Buck Roger and almost got Greatest American Hero. If/when ISPs start charging by bandwidth used, I'm set for television watching (also set for when I'm in a retirement home. I've got plenty of videos to watch while I play minecraft/7 days/ x-com).
    jafo 1950 2014-10-24 23:06:09.0 login to vote score 0
    bunnythor: S&H Green Stamps.

    S&H Green Stamps - Brady Bunch - Marcia Brady - mini skirts where the hems were at waist level. I don't think I ever saw an episode where you saw them sit down. Only rise from a careful sitting position.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-24 23:30:56.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Also if my memory serves me right which is does, a while ago when one ofbuse, most likely me accused her so stealing drugs, she mentioned something interesting.

    She said she got wrote up at a job because her coworker was stealing them.



    Why would she get reprimanded for a coworkers actions if she was not invovled.


    Most likely she got fired, for stealing drugs


    You sir, are a genius.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-24 23:39:28.0 login to vote score 2
    So far so good. No withdrawal symptoms.

    Isn't that an indication that my body NEEDS the pills?

    I remember in that movie about Larry Flint when he was taking morphine, heroin, and pills for the shooting injury that left him in a chair until he had surgery to stop the pain.

    He had no desire whatsoever after the surgery to get high, while his gf ended up dying from an overdose.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-24 23:46:49.0 login to vote score 0
    elton jon benet: You did it wrong, again. You murdered the chocolate!

    http://www.cookingforengineers.com/recipe/98/Condensed-Milk-Fudge


    I wanted it swirly. It worked reasonably well, for a first attempt :) (discount the first recipe that told me to use evaporated milk, which burned in the body of the mixture, not to mention to the bottom of the pan, requiring a lot of elbow grease to remove!)

    The chocolate I tempered well. Where it hasn't been totally mixed in, it has set in a nice smooth glossy state. Handling chocolate I learned from watching a TV baking competition recently ("The Great British Bake-Off"), I was careful not to overheat it.

    I might try the condensed milk recipe at some point, for now I'm having good luck with double cream though :) :)
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-10-25 00:23:26.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 Sat Oct 25 00:26:08 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: You sir, are a genius.

    I've known this for a while, and the test results say so, but the college professors can't make the topic interesting enough to keep me awake
    iggins 5808 Sat Oct 25 00:37:14 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle:

    That has to be one of the top ten dickbutts out there
    iggins 5808 Sat Oct 25 00:41:41 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    But I come here to be a horny idiot
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