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  • iggins 5808 2014-10-22 00:32:22.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: We're probably the only ones that enjoyed that game 1. There is something about World Series game 1s. The Giants just seem to destroy people. Can't get overconfident, though.

    Was a good win to stop the momentum that the Royals had, and a good demoralizer.


    Hit them like a hammer going through an alleged drug dealers window
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 00:34:48.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Iggins, Asian girl in a red plaid pleated miniskirt! No pics, she's a coworker.

    Does she loves dogs.



    And pork




    If so, we are a perfect match
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 00:40:06.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 01:01:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Who ever made level 56 of candy crush is a total fuck face
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-22 01:24:58.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    My favorite gif.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 01:45:45.0 login to vote score 2
    Apparently pizza rolls give me more gas than white castle,


    I've been blasting my ass all night.


    Not a single moment of silence
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 02:21:37.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Apparently pizza rolls give me more gas than white castle,
    I've been blasting my ass all night.
    Not a single moment of silence


    Can you fart an accompaniment to "Thunderstruck"?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 02:29:13.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Can you fart an accompaniment to "Thunderstruck"?

    Probably
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 04:48:26.0 login to vote score 7
    Wednesday SQUEEEEEE!


    random bacon 12498 2014-10-22 04:50:58.0 login to vote score 3
    Just spent 2 minutes staring at a wall like a cat, I'm way too tired to anything today. :/
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 05:07:41.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Just spent 2 minutes staring at a wall like a cat, I'm way too tired to anything today. :/

    Was there a spider on the wall?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 05:40:16.0 login to vote score 3
    I just bought like 5 Pound of pork.



    I am set for my time off
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-22 05:51:20.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Was there a spider on the wall?

    Nope, that would have made me run away. Just totally zoned out. Today's going to be fun.
    burntman 1528 2014-10-22 05:51:52.0 login to vote score 8
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    t's Mrbrg. Gt wll sn!



    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-22 05:56:15.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I just bought like 5 Pound of pork.



    I am set for my time off


    What cut? Whatcha gonna do with it?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:12:52.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:28:34.0 login to vote score 7
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-22 06:34:11.0 login to vote score 6
    farkmeblind: [students' tears]
    I taught at a college once. Someone told me 95% of student emails can be answered by:
    a) read the syllabus
    b) I'm not your mommy

    I'm surprised how easily they think they can outwit grown-ups.

    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:37:23.0 login to vote score 5
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 06:37:43.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: I taught at a college once. Someone told me 95% of student emails can be answered by:
    a) read the syllabus
    b) I'm not your mommy

    I'm surprised how easily they think they can outwit grown-ups.


    Pretty much.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 06:47:26.0 login to vote score 2
    Another dark and stormy morning.

    As much as I get a kick out of this gig, it's days like this that make me miss the comfort of a cubicle.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:11:57.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:19:33.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:20:23.0 login to vote score 3
    throwingknife: What cut? Whatcha gonna do with it?

    center cut chops


    gonna cook em, them shove them in my face hole for days
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:22:01.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:33:56.0 login to vote score 3
    is Chorong


    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-22 08:38:12.0 login to vote score 5
    karkfumm: Wanna know what's really really funny?

    Thanks to steroids, his testicles have shriveled down to the size of raisins!


    But... what's really really REALLYREALLY funny? He'll need a double knee replacement and his hemorrhoids ligated and stapled back in place in 20 years as his reward for being so healthy.
    MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

    \Idiot muscle head.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 08:40:40.0 login to vote score 2
    Sojin and Yura, and Sojin's legs


    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 09:09:55.0 login to vote score 1
    alright my pork in swimming in a shit ton of cilantro and a fuckton of garlic
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 09:12:17.0 login to vote score 4
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-22 09:25:25.0 login to vote score 8
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 09:27:46.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    Zaphod Beebledog?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 09:28:14.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: alright my pork in swimming in a shit ton of cilantro and a fuckton of garlic

    Yum! There can never be enough garlic!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 09:31:11.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins: Who steals a copy machine?

    A copycat thief.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 09:37:34.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Yum! There can never be enough garlic!

    2 entire heads of it
    jimmythehutt 2751 2014-10-22 09:39:33.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: Friday I have my battery of tests done for my chest and lungs. We'll see what happens. I'm not sure if I'll know preliminary results before the weekend, but if I don't, it is going to be a very long and anxious one.

    Chin up, mate.
    willywanka 274 2014-10-22 09:44:19.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind:

    That's awesome. We call this move the Venus fly trap with ours. She likes to remind us every once in a while that five of her six end bits are pointy.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-10-22 09:46:58.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: It's funny cause his belt looks like a penis!

    Huh? Whatever do you mean?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:02:11.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 10:04:14.0 login to vote score 5
    It is wet on the road. The sky is dark and it is raining.

    Visibility is crazy.

    I had two people almost not stop for me.

    I said almost.

    Even my partner said: Damn! You are good!


    ;-)



    People in the PNW, pay more attention when driving in this slop.!
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 10:09:48.0 login to vote score 1
    Crazy = crap
    karkfumm 1294 2014-10-22 10:34:26.0 login to vote score 5
    tabernash: It is wet on the road. The sky is dark and it is raining.

    Visibility is crazy.

    I had two people almost not stop for me.

    I said almost.

    Even my partner said: Damn! You are good!


    ;-)


    Was that a road safety PSA, or a boast about your sexual prowess?

    \Probably a little of both!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:53:53.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:54:24.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:57:06.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 10:57:56.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 12:04:34.0 login to vote score 3
    New bass strings get here tomorrow, woot
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-22 12:06:43.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: We're probably the only ones that enjoyed that game 1. There is something about World Series game 1s. The Giants just seem to destroy people. Can't get overconfident, though.

    Oh no. I enjoyed it, too. It was just so painfully lopsided that I got distracted by Bumgarner's snot blows. I think there was a conspiracy in his last 3 inninigs to avoid putting the camera on him because of that.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-22 12:08:41.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: New bass strings get here tomorrow, woot

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfsobGemno0
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-22 12:09:15.0 login to vote score 7
    Hells yes. Working from home in my pajamas with my rat on my shoulder as I seamlessly upgrade six of my monitoring boxes this morning. Fuck you Windows, life is good.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 12:09:54.0 login to vote score 3
    karkfumm: Was that a road safety PSA, or a boast about your sexual prowess?

    Probably a little of both!


    Uhmmm...

    I should have said my traffic control partner said that.

    I am out in the weather doing my pole dancing, street walking job

    I even have my retro reflective, high viz thong on today!
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-10-22 12:12:07.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins:

    You don't train cats to shit in a box. They either do or don't, as for the dog training definition, well we're just stupid industrialized ogres to them and cats can probably tell too but they might think that we think they know to much to not be helping with the foodz, so they reserve their superpowers for less useful situations.
    stimp 2462 2014-10-22 12:15:08.0 login to vote score 10
    Seen yesterday while eating lunch at a local diner. The best part. The very best part, was that he was reading a newspaper and the headline on the article was "KILLER GRIZZLY".


    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-22 12:51:33.0 login to vote score 4
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-22 14:13:57.0 login to vote score 3
    tabernash:

    It is wet on the road. The sky is dark and it is raining.
    Visibility is crazy.
    I had two people almost not stop for me.
    I said almost.
    Even my partner said: Damn! You are good!



    This is the worst limerick I have ever seen.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-22 14:14:54.0 login to vote score 2
    Fifteen minutes and then I have two days off!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-22 14:21:51.0 login to vote score 4
    Shift relief is early! YAY!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-22 14:35:27.0 login to vote score 2
    Hey if anyone has a link to a legit Canukistanian Pharmacy, I'd appreciate the tip. My friend has an expensive script that is not fully covered by her insurance.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-22 14:44:24.0 login to vote score 9
    Another pic of the 'new' mine, putting on the Fall Colors..



    I've been working on the property, which is quite large (as I have bought/bartered for/otherwise aquired other adjacent properties) for over 10 years. Exploration, some development, permitting, etc. This picture includes less than 1/3 of the property. I plan to conduct more detailed sampling of the newly-exposed veins, which are locally quite rich. Assays of >200 oz/au ton from the veins indicate a potential for a profitable hard rock mine as well as the placer mine.
    random bacon 12498 2014-10-22 14:53:58.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: Another pic of the 'new' mine, putting on the Fall Colors..

    That's super purty.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-22 15:05:47.0 login to vote score 6
    random bacon: That's super purty.

    Thankee. Shore is a nice place to work. Another view from the camp:



    Makes up for the lack of direct sunlight.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-22 15:14:25.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: Another pic of the 'new' mine, putting on the Fall Colors..



    I've been working on the property, which is quite large (as I have bought/bartered for/otherwise aquired other adjacent properties) for over 10 years. Exploration, some development, permitting, etc. This picture includes less than 1/3 of the property. I plan to conduct more detailed sampling of the newly-exposed veins, which are locally quite rich. Assays of >200 oz/au ton from the veins indicate a potential for a profitable hard rock mine as well as the placer mine.


    Rape the earth then salt ground!
    muninsfire 189 2014-10-22 15:25:57.0 login to vote score 10
    Infosec update: Windows users are currently vulnerable to a nasty exploit for which there is no current patch.

    This exploit is in active use. The delivery method is, at present, via powerpoint files; it is also possible to use other MS Office documents to deliver it.

    More info here

    Windows users should avoid opening untrusted MS Office documents until after the patch is released and applied.

    Additionally:

    Verizon users may want to either switch or engage VPNs to trusted, filtering endpoints due to this.

    \Y'all know where to find me if you need more info.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-10-22 15:30:01.0 login to vote score 9
    bucket of truth: Rape the earth then salt ground!

    That's not how I operate.

    I've always been interested in science from an early age, and after the army and 4 years of schooling I focused on exploration. My interest was not then in precious metals or gemstones, but exploration geology in general. A stint in the Brooks Range and I learned that there is gold in the leavings of previous miners. So I could mine these tailings, make a profit, AND restore the environment?

    #WINNING

    If you inspected our mine (I'm only a 50% owner, had to make a deal for the additional millions we needed) you would not find a drop of oil, a cigbutt, or any uncontained dirty water. Above and beyond mere compliance, we are actively creating hapitats for fish and wildlife.
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 15:59:07.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: Another pic of the 'new' mine, putting on the Fall Colors..



    I've been working on the property, which is quite large (as I have bought/bartered for/otherwise aquired other adjacent properties) for over 10 years. Exploration, some development, permitting, etc. This picture includes less than 1/3 of the property. I plan to conduct more detailed sampling of the newly-exposed veins, which are locally quite rich. Assays of >200 oz/au ton from the veins indicate a potential for a profitable hard rock mine as well as the placer mine.


    Ship me down a ton or two and I'll dry pan it.

    Wait! I am in the PNW and it is starting to become winter!

    Scratch the dry pan, I can wet pan it here.


    ;-)




    /'grats on the totalsecurity-a-rosa


    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-22 16:55:59.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: That's not how I operate.

    I've always been interested in science from an early age, and after the army and 4 years of schooling I focused on exploration. My interest was not then in precious metals or gemstones, but exploration geology in general. A stint in the Brooks Range and I learned that there is gold in the leavings of previous miners. So I could mine these tailings, make a profit, AND restore the environment?

    #WINNING

    If you inspected our mine (I'm only a 50% owner, had to make a deal for the additional millions we needed) you would not find a drop of oil, a cigbutt, or any uncontained dirty water. Above and beyond mere compliance, we are actively creating hapitats for fish and wildlife.


    I know. I'm just foolin'.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 16:59:56.0 login to vote score 5
    sabine 745 2014-10-22 17:12:22.0 login to vote score 0
    Adios pelota, white shark!
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-22 17:13:43.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: That's not how I operate.

    I've always been interested in science from an early age, and after the army and 4 years of schooling I focused on exploration. My interest was not then in precious metals or gemstones, but exploration geology in general. A stint in the Brooks Range and I learned that there is gold in the leavings of previous miners. So I could mine these tailings, make a profit, AND restore the environment?

    #WINNING

    If you inspected our mine (I'm only a 50% owner, had to make a deal for the additional millions we needed) you would not find a drop of oil, a cigbutt, or any uncontained dirty water. Above and beyond mere compliance, we are actively creating hapitats for fish and wildlife.


    I think I ... love you! ;)
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-22 17:36:50.0 login to vote score 4
    Got some junk mail from Time Warner today saying they'd doubled my internet bandwidth for free (50Mbps to 100Mbps). Went and did a speed test and, sure enough, they actually had! Yay!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 17:48:55.0 login to vote score 2
    Apparently now I know all the words to O Canada. Played the intro to the Flyers game, stood up, put my hand over my heart and sang along. I don't even do that for my fucking country. Sorry about the Parliament shooting.
    kesshi 1556 2014-10-22 17:56:01.0 login to vote score 4


    I didn't even know it was possible to fuck up something this bad and then fuck things up worse.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 18:06:25.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I didn't even know it was possible to fuck up something this bad and then fuck things up worse.

    Thread in Q
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-10-22 18:21:16.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I didn't even know it was possible to fuck up something this bad and then fuck things up worse.

    What the actual fuck?
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 18:24:23.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I didn't even know it was possible to fuck up something this bad and then fuck things up worse.

    Back story would be epic!
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-22 18:44:46.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-22 18:56:37.0 login to vote score 3


    This is my life now.
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-22 19:07:38.0 login to vote score 0
    Holy fucking god, this place sure does die when the East Coast falls asleep.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 19:13:45.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: Holy fucking god, this place sure does die when the East Coast falls asleep.

    Who with the whut now?
    tabernash 1083 2014-10-22 19:18:02.0 login to vote score 3
    bunnythor: Holy fucking god, this place sure does die when the East Coast falls asleep.

    This left coaster is about to slip into the arms of Morpheus too.

    I get up very early.

    I mean, SOMEONE has to turn the Sun on.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 19:23:06.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: This left coaster is about to slip into the arms of Morpheus too.

    I get up very early.

    I mean, SOMEONE has to turn the Sun on.


    tabs fingers the sun awake every morning.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-22 19:41:49.0 login to vote score 2
    bunnythor 544 2014-10-22 19:54:23.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: This left coaster is about to slip into the arms of Morpheus too.

    I get up very early.

    I mean, SOMEONE has to turn the Sun on.


    Now both of us know that is not true, seeing as how you remember a time before the Sun was invented.
    mimir 6886 2014-10-22 20:00:24.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: Now both of us know that is not true, seeing as how you remember a time before the Sun was invented.

    Who d'you think invented it?
    jafo 1950 2014-10-22 20:47:13.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: Got some junk mail from Time Warner today saying they'd doubled my internet bandwidth for free (50Mbps to 100Mbps). Went and did a speed test and, sure enough, they actually had! Yay!

    Check to see if google fiber is rolling in your neighborhood
    tumunga 12492 2014-10-22 20:48:48.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: Related to eddyatwork?

    mom?
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 21:00:30.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I didn't even know it was possible to fuck up something this bad and then fuck things up worse.

    DUmbass
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 21:00:56.0 login to vote score 2
    jafo: Check to see if google fiber is rolling in your neighborhood

    Fiber makes me fart
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-22 21:17:47.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: This is my life now.

    I'm sorry dear. You always get better. We count on you for that.
    I really want to get a lizard. I am still training the girlfriend on getting used to having a pet rat in the house.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 21:35:26.0 login to vote score 2
    been growing very fond of CL lately.


    she makes her US debut next spring


    comicbookguy 1170 2014-10-22 21:39:38.0 login to vote score 3
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-22 21:51:05.0 login to vote score 1
    totalsecurity: A stint in the Brooks Range and I learned that there is gold in the leavings of previous miners. So I could mine these tailings, make a profit, AND restore the environment?


    Why is this? When I started my services in N. Idaho, I had one family that paid for their daughter's tuition in what they picked out of the Kellogg silver tailings. WTF? There was more than once person who was pulling a decent wage out of other people's waste. (My own "work" here was merely profiteering like a shit-bag Wall Streeter -- and there was enough liquidity to support that.) You can't even argue economy of scale. People could be hired on at more than a reasonable wage to fill the gap. On the other hand, the whole industry was run on a margin between melt and hedge, with every asshole in delivery imagining himself a great metals speculator, so you could argue stupid.

    roddikinsathome: I think I ... love you! ;)

    And I maintain the balance. :( But don't worry! I do it in shitty places where life is cheap. I SAID DON'T WORRY! I'm doing it to white people, too, now!
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-22 21:52:12.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: been growing very fond of CL lately.

    Ah, yes... CL... CraigsList is a great resource for anonymous sex.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-22 22:12:53.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 22:28:18.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk 849 2014-10-22 22:28:51.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-22 22:54:20.0 login to vote score 1
    I just walked to the copy shop. I need your pity.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-10-22 23:07:49.0 login to vote score 1
    Ah fuck. Starting to plan holidays around the kidlet's college breaks. Fuck me. How did I manage to live this long? Getting kinda weepy.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 23:08:29.0 login to vote score 2
    Oops, sorry!


    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 23:08:45.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: I just walked to the copy shop. I need your pity.

    Steal one of their copiers :)
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 23:14:55.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 23:17:14.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-22 23:18:19.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Steal one of their copiers :)

    !!!
    I wonder if they took ours!
    Next week I'll ask old girl what she knows.
    I didn't even send the office girls out to carry the stuff back.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 23:21:48.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: I didn't even send the office girls out to carry the stuff back.

    Next time you should get them to carry you in one of those chairs that the pope uses :)

    /you're a good boss it seems. A rarity!
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 23:23:01.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 23:27:25.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-10-22 23:52:35.0 login to vote score 1
    Hmm so my arms and legs and getting firm and toned.




    Hot
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-22 23:57:00.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Hmm so my arms and legs and getting firm and toned.
    Hot


    Pics!

    /wait...
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-23 00:04:21.0 login to vote score 0
    xxplosiv: You don't train cats to shit in a box.

    You don't. Their mother does.

    /you *can* train box-trained cats to shit in the toilet, however.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-23 00:12:33.0 login to vote score 2
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    cardinal puff 887 Thu Oct 23 00:28:24 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    If you logged in, you could post here.