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  • iggins 5808 2014-11-22 23:59:06.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: I'm not seeing any cool score creep here. Did you overdo the shrooms? :)

    If we strike all the mhetto trolls it might go away
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 00:01:03.0 login to vote score 1
    Lol sporky is doing the s vr thing in the queueue cause he has a tiny tiny penis.

    He can't even be original. Persecution give him wood......well more like a splinter
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 00:02:05.0 login to vote score 5
    farkmeblind: Like pigs in shiny cruisers.

    Did a GIS for that, didn't see anything that took my fancy. However, there was one SQUEE-worthy picture :)


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 00:04:03.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 00:05:41.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Lol sporky is doing the s vr thing in the queueue cause he has a tiny tiny penis.

    He can't even be original. Persecution give him wood......well more like a splinter


    He's probably upset that the asians thread is SFW :)
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 00:08:41.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: He's probably upset that the asians thread is SFW :)

    Yeah I thought about making it sfw. But it was actually an interesting article that I thought people here would actually like to read.


    And I can't post nsfw asians from work
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 00:19:46.0 login to vote score 3
    One thing I really really about my jon is I have a subscription to 5 news papers and I pay zero dollars for it.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 00:22:23.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 00:36:28.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Yeah I thought about making it sfw. But it was actually an interesting article that I thought people here would actually like to read.

    And it expired. Bugger :(
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 00:36:36.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 00:37:36.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 00:48:29.0 login to vote score 5
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 01:16:05.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: And it expired. Bugger :(

    And now it's back... Spooooky!
    marla singer's laundry 10692 2014-11-23 01:29:50.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: This is also good.

    I woke up my daughter a floor up from laughing at this one.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 01:31:43.0 login to vote score 3
    Eat your (atom) heart out Pink Floyd! :)


    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 01:41:31.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 01:44:43.0 login to vote score 2
    I need this next 1.5 hours to fly by.


    I have to let a number too so big it might actually be a 3
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 02:27:38.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff:

    τ is still superior to π for trig and geometry and all related functions.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 03:48:03.0 login to vote score 1
    Why the hell is there goddamned math in the beer garden?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 04:44:16.0 login to vote score 6
    A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work
    when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!"
    He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties
    and ravaged her.
    He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more
    than she ever had before.
    When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he
    noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, "That was
    the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't
    hurt yourself did you?"
    His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out
    of my ass."
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 04:47:16.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Why the hell is there goddamned math in the beer garden?

    I was told there would be no math
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 05:13:30.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 05:27:12.0 login to vote score 2
    Sojin says hi


    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 05:35:52.0 login to vote score 2
    pit bull husky


    trigonman3 63 2014-11-23 05:44:58.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: talk to the hand

    That skirt looks shooped on, and what is she hiding under that sweater?

    I like that she has Myhot in her hand.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 05:48:29.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: That skirt looks shooped on, and what is she hiding under that sweater?

    I like that she has Myhot in her hand.


    not shooped, thats one of the outfits they wear.


    and she is hiding her boobies
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 05:56:55.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: not shooped, thats one of the outfits they wear.
    and she is hiding her boobies


    That's very inconsiderate of her. Boobies want to be free!
    trigonman3 63 2014-11-23 05:58:03.0 login to vote score 4
    fatsean: $125 for a new thingy. Might go for it.

    I'd pay $125 for a new thingy!

    Wait, is that an imperial or metric thingy? I don't want to get the wrong kind.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 05:59:04.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: That's very inconsiderate of her. Boobies want to be free!

    some of these korean pop stars have modesty unlike american pop stars
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 06:01:37.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3: I'd pay $125 for a new thingy!

    Wait, is that an imperial or metric thingy? I don't want to get the wrong kind.


    You should also pay attention to whether it's right- or left- hand thread.
    trigonman3 63 2014-11-23 06:03:05.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: not shooped, thats one of the outfits they wear.
    and she is hiding her boobies


    "Removeable Girth" is not a good band name.
    trigonman3 63 2014-11-23 06:07:13.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: You should also pay attention to whether it's right- or left- hand thread.

    "cross-threading the stranger" is not fap-worthy.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 06:08:34.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: "Removeable Girth" is not a good band name.

    "Dirigible Boobs" might be.
    trigonman3 63 2014-11-23 06:11:17.0 login to vote score 2
    Chick-Fil-A for breakfast! On Sunday!

    It's a little thing I like to call "planning ahead".

    Ladies, the line starts over there.
    trigonman3 63 2014-11-23 06:14:07.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 06:21:00.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3: Chick-Fil-A for breakfast! On Sunday!

    It's a little thing I like to call "planning ahead".

    Ladies, the line starts over there.


    i have green curry and deer meat leftovers
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 06:26:30.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 06:29:56.0 login to vote score 7
    Day two of internet outage at Cass de Mimir.

    Oldest child is twitchy and inconsolable. Keeps asking me to call ISP for update.

    Youngest child has shrugged, pulled out the Muppets DVD set, pencils and sketchpad, and books. She has adapted successfully.

    Wife just went out. Somewhere, she didnt say. Was mad that I didn't have it fixed yet.

    I'm playing xbox in between reading books and working out. Work is pissed off at me for not being online. I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

    This is a good weekend.


    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 06:50:00.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 07:01:07.0 login to vote score 0
    i want pie
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 07:17:51.0 login to vote score 2
    I made a milkshake.

    Chocolate chips and those cherries that my auto correct can't spell
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 07:20:55.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I made a milkshake.

    Chocolate chips and those cherries that my auto correct can't spell


    Did your milkshake bring the girls to the yard?
    throwingknife 1634 2014-11-23 07:27:36.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I made a milkshake.

    Chocolate chips and those cherries that my auto correct can't spell


    Maraschino.

    Good luck pronouncing it.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 07:27:38.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Did your milkshake bring the girls to the yard?

    No, but it might bring diabeetus
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 07:27:59.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: Maraschino.

    Good luck pronouncing it.


    They make good milkshakes
    throwingknife 1634 2014-11-23 07:38:06.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: They make good milkshakes

    I don't think I've ever had a milkshake made of maraschino cherries. (Looks up recipe.) Wow. Blending up a couple of jars of cherries. Seems kind of extravagant.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 07:43:53.0 login to vote score 2
    People assume the weirdest things. I told my usual weekend morning cashier at the grocery store that my friends were getting married. She responded, "My mom got married last year. One of the first people to get her license". I was talking about a str8 couple and she is obviously (and proudly, which was so CYOOT!) outing her moms to me.

    And it's about 40 degrees. FUCK YEAH!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 07:44:55.0 login to vote score 3
    And my liquor store keeps reminding me that if 200 yards is too far to walk, they do deliver.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 07:49:19.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: And my liquor store keeps reminding me that if 200 yards is too far to walk, they do deliver.

    When I was in college there was a beer store that delivered which was awesome because I lived at the top of a hill from hell and they didn't charge a delivery fee. I did tip them because fuck walking up a hill with a damned case of beer.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 07:51:07.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: When I was in college there was a beer store that delivered which was awesome because I lived at the top of a hill from hell and they didn't charge a delivery fee. I did tip them because fuck walking up a hill with a damned case of beer.

    Yep, Hum's in Uptown delivered to me for several years. Not only fuck walking up hill with a case of beer, fuck walking up an icy hill. Also, once you had found parking for the evening, you didn't EVER try to leave.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 07:55:02.0 login to vote score 2
    I swear to God I do not have OCD.

    But.....

    I tend to let three or four empty beer cases pile up before I recycle. My friend who comes over for lunch tries to "help" but she puts all sizes of bottles into one case, even if the top won't close now b/c you mixed long and shortnecks in a shortneck box. Then the boxes aren't square, they don't pack solidly, thus are a pain in the ass to try and keep in the wagon around corners and over obstacles.

    She just thinks I'm picky.

    Fine, I am. You fucking do the recycling by yourself and then tell me I'm wrong.

    I did FINALLY get her to stop mixing cans with glass. We have one-sort, but it still makes my bottle count come out totally wrong.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 08:08:58.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 08:11:11.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: I don't think I've ever had a milkshake made of maraschino cherries. (Looks up recipe.) Wow. Blending up a couple of jars of cherries. Seems kind of extravagant.

    I just use a small amount, goes a long way
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 08:16:16.0 login to vote score 5
    For the love of fuck, my insurances mail order pharmacy can not for the life of then stop fucking up my shit.

    I am not a new member, they know what I need, and I make it very clear to them I need my shit in x amount of time or terrible things start happening to me. So apparently what used to take them 2 weeks now takes them 6. I have one week of Cymbalta left to make last for two or more weeks.

    Widthdrawals are a bitch. And on top of that, the anxiety cones back and makes shit hell.


    Time for a nice long jittery shower
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 08:27:09.0 login to vote score 7



    bN business cards.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 08:53:29.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Day two of internet outage at Cass de Mimir.

    Oldest child is twitchy and inconsolable. Keeps asking me to call ISP for update.

    Youngest child has shrugged, pulled out the Muppets DVD set, pencils and sketchpad, and books. She has adapted successfully.

    Wife just went out. Somewhere, she didnt say. Was mad that I didn't have it fixed yet.

    I'm playing xbox in between reading books and working out. Work is pissed off at me for not being online. I'm enjoying the hell out of it.

    This is a good weekend.


    Why doesn't child call the ISP himself?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:01:56.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: bN business cards.

    penis
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 09:07:52.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: penis

    BALLS!
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 09:09:29.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Why doesn't child call the ISP himself?

    Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today, but no specific time. He just wants it now, now, now.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:16:13.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today, but no specific time. He just wants it now, now, now.

    Premature ejaculator.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 09:19:39.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Premature ejaculator.

    There's nothing mature about that boy,and I don't know what i did wrong to make it that way.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:22:22.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: There's nothing mature about that boy,and I don't know what i did wrong to make it that way.

    Just my personal imho, it's not what you did wrong, it's the things you weren't allowed to do right.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 09:24:23.0 login to vote score 3
    Hell, I'm sitting here simultaneously researching medieval cathedral building techniques and flora and fauna of the 200my preceding the K-T boundary event.

    What did my parents do wrong*?

    /*I can provide you with a handy list.
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-23 09:41:26.0 login to vote score 3
    mimir: Work is pissed off at me for not being online.

    Are they paying for it?
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:45:21.0 login to vote score 0
    poop is like a box of chocolates


    you never know what you are going to get
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 09:55:08.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: poop is like a box of chocolates


    you never know what you are going to get


    Chocolates taste better.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 09:55:40.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Hell, I'm sitting here simultaneously researching medieval cathedral building techniques and flora and fauna of the 200my preceding the K-T boundary event.

    What did my parents do wrong*?

    /*I can provide you with a handy list.


    Jesus built my hotrod.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 09:59:35.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:00:02.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Chocolates taste better.

    you aren't supposed to eat the poop
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:00:46.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Jesus built my hotrod.

    Jesus didn't build my hadrosaur.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:00:48.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: you aren't supposed to eat the poop

    You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:03:32.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.

    Cardinal poopf
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:04:25.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.

    my dog does the same thing
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:04:29.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Cardinal poopf

    Tagged.... oh wait.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:04:47.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Cardinal poopf

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GRAHAMS WE NEED BG TAGS


    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:08:06.0 login to vote score 3
    Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.

    /I'll shut up now
















    //no, I won't.
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 10:21:09.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.


    The blocks of a cathedral have reciprocating saw blades and can make cuts at up to a 45-degree offset?
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 10:22:24.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Jesus built my hotrod.

    Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:23:56.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.

    /I'll shut up now
















    //no, I won't.


    post airplanes
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:25:12.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:25:27.0 login to vote score 1
    The person narrating the [cathedral stone] block pattern and cutting segment likened it to dressmaking. Another flying buttress under my deepening suspicion that all of human "progress" is based on such a fucking simple set of ideas.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:26:01.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: post airplanes

    Working on a different area of jommetry at the mo.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:30:19.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Working on a different area of jommetry at the mo.

    Sojin finds this boring


    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 10:30:22.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Are they paying for it?

    Nope. They're just pissed off that I'm not online working.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:32:15.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: That's very inconsiderate of her. Boobies want to be free!

    minus the sweater


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:32:33.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Sojin finds this boring

    Sojin can lick my butthole.



    And no, you can't watch and there will be no pics.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:38:43.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Sojin can lick my butthole.



    And no, you can't watch and there will be no pics.


    Spoilsport!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:39:21.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh wow. Lift smoked glass bottle to lips expecting dark beer, get hard cider.

    YOW!

    Still good.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:44:35.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:47:46.0 login to vote score 1
    I love it when I'm watching a historical documentary and they spotlight a place I've actually been.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:10:59.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Premature ejaculator.

    That's a great band name.

    And we'll start out set like a half hour before the posted show time or finish like 20 minutes early
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:11:34.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: [image removed]

    You should get that as a tattoo
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:12:13.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh wow. Lift smoked glass bottle to lips expecting dark beer, get hard cider.

    YOW!

    Still good.


    Two completely different things, that must have been a shock
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 11:22:33.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Two completely different things, that must have been a shock

    Was. Yum.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 11:27:59.0 login to vote score 0
    IT'S 46F!!!!
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-23 11:37:45.0 login to vote score 1
    I think I will just leave this quote here for future reference (and swipe-age). This has so much potential for use here in some threads.



    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts; for support rather than illumination."

    - Andrew Lang (b. 31 March 1844 – d. 20 July 1912)
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-23 11:39:01.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh and this one too:

    He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.

    - Andrew Lang

    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 12:05:58.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 12:08:13.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 12:10:51.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:18:48.0 login to vote score 0
    Well shit, I also need an engineer.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:48:47.0 login to vote score 0
    I only need 500 more words. AGHHHH!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 12:53:25.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I only need 500 more words. AGHHHH!

    Lorem Ipsem....
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:56:14.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Lorem Ipsem....

    That's about it.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:56:48.0 login to vote score 0
    It's one fucking paragraph. Goddammit I've written more with less!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:12:32.0 login to vote score 0
    Couple of non-twitch tech items:

    Crome is broken in ChrUbuntu. Which leads me to:

    Does anyone else here use the tor browser?
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:14:48.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: It's one fucking paragraph. Goddammit I've written more with less!

    I wrote a mineral property evaluation report for a company (they paid me) now they are using my writing to make their own report.

    I'm going to bill them $6,000.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 13:15:44.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: I wrote a mineral property evaluation report for a company (they paid me) now they are using my writing to make their own report.

    I'm going to bill them $6,000.


    Good.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:20:54.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Good.

    Wait I didn't get to the best part: a lolyer is 'writing' the reports, and like the other lolyer in the company knows nothing about physical science. I gave them one free call the other day. And when he quoted some of my material I told him to be certain to properly attribute the quote because I am not responsible for their scam. I just used different words.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 14:04:54.0 login to vote score 5
    And the internoodles is back. That's some damn fine service, Lou.
    vet_curm 1500 2014-11-23 15:01:10.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: Couple of non-twitch tech items:

    Crome is broken in ChrUbuntu. Which leads me to:

    Does anyone else here use the tor browser?


    Not me. There are things I only communicate when I'm face to face in a public space. Otherwise, I assume the link is compromised

    (my master encryption key is 40 characters long but I don't even use that over links - the assumption being that somebody might know more than I do about crypto, since it's not my profession).
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 15:41:13.0 login to vote score 1
    OMFG that took FOREVER.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-23 15:48:46.0 login to vote score 9
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-23 15:48:59.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: OMFG that took FOREVER.

    Try adding more fiber to your diet.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 15:52:46.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Try adding more fiber to your diet.

    I have, it's wonderful. I can't believe it took seven hours to put out 900 words. My bullshitter is out of practice.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 16:34:12.0 login to vote score 0
    Okay, I have my quota, and I have a way mapped out to get all the current players in one place before spring, when the Magic Happens.
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-23 17:05:20.0 login to vote score 5


    I feel that this is an accurate representation of how banniNation works.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 17:12:55.0 login to vote score 1
    And then the next 500 words take 15 minutes. Soooo fucking frustrating.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 17:27:38.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today


    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 17:30:09.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: $15.63/year for ice cubes whenever you want them. No slopping water out of the trays as you try to put them in the freezer, no bending the fucking trays, no old ice that tastes like karst topography and mildew.

    I never realized what a challenge ice cubes were. This is even worse than shaking the bottle to get rid of ketchup water!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 17:44:00.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I never realized what a challenge ice cubes were. This is even worse than shaking the bottle to get rid of ketchup water!

    Far worse. Ketchup water is not an universal solvent.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 18:07:09.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 18:10:43.0 login to vote score 0
    bunnythor:

    *shakes angry fist at autocorrect*
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 18:15:06.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I feel that this is an accurate representation of how banniNation works.

    That seems too organized.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 18:25:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Serious question. Why don't people just turn off auto-correct if it sucks so much?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 18:29:23.0 login to vote score -1
    random bacon 12498 2014-11-23 18:46:30.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Serious question. Why don't people just turn off auto-correct if it sucks so much?

    Because they probably can't spell worth a damn without it. I turn all that shit off because I don't need a phone to tell me what word I want.

    Especially when it's self-censoring, fuck dat shit, yo.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 19:14:55.0 login to vote score -1
    6020!!!! Fuck yeah!
    churly brown 12899 2014-11-23 20:05:44.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.


    You libs live in looney land, where A may well BE Z, but you'd never admit that A is LIKE Z in any way whatsoever.

    That's why I'm a FoxNews reader. They don't use trixie jew-logix to confuse and separate my herde of PUREBLOOD ponies.

    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 20:06:46.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-23 20:29:52.0 login to vote score 0
    The goddamn gate in the new Jurassic World movie is CG. It’s a GATE. Just build it again morons.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 20:31:51.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.


    She's a Master of Personal Hygiene? I didn't realize that it required a degree.
    hornwrecker 48 2014-11-23 20:33:41.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.



    It appears that she's currently serving with Botox Sans Frontieres.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 20:37:47.0 login to vote score 0
    hornwrecker: It appears that she's currently serving with Botox Sans Frontieres.

    Goddamn it! Where are our Beer Garden tags!
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 20:54:29.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh My Fucking God.

    Skylar Ulrich (formerly Mrs. Lars Ulrich) is a medical doctor and MPH holder.

    Whoa.


    Da fuq
    cannonhawk 849 2014-11-23 20:59:52.0 login to vote score 0
    These zombies in the walking dead are getting ricockulous
    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 22:15:03.0 login to vote score 0
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    bunnythor 544 Sun Nov 23 23:53:15 PST 2014 login to vote score 0
    If you logged in, you could post here.