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  • intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-29 11:06:01.0 login to vote score 4
    burntman: Ok. So I've just drank a shot of Nemiroff honey pepper vodka. From the Ukraine. It tastes like industrial solvent.

    You drank the naptha.

    The other bottle is the honey pepper vodka.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-29 11:36:52.0 login to vote score 7
    intentionally left blank: You drank the naptha. The other bottle is the honey pepper vodka.

    Naptha is a far superior drink. I've just had another shot to confirm. This tastes exactly like you would expect Ukranian vodka to taste. If you don't see me post for a while, it might be because I've gone blind for a little while.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-29 11:47:47.0 login to vote score 3
    If any of you degenerates are checking out ello, I'm randombacon there too.
    fatsean 3838 2014-09-29 12:16:54.0 login to vote score 5
    intentionally left blank: You drank the naptha.

    The other bottle is the honey pepper vodka.


    Tastiest paint brushes ever!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 12:26:48.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: If any of you degenerates are checking out ello, I'm randombacon there too.

    Just requested an invite today.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-29 12:47:50.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Just requested an invite today.

    You've got bio. :)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 13:15:59.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: You've got bio. :)

    I read it and I don't understand.
    I haven't had a chance to explore the site much


    random bacon 12498 2014-09-29 13:31:10.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I read it and I don't understand.
    I haven't had a chance to explore the site much


    That's your invite code. Go here and enter it. That's pretty much it.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-29 14:07:19.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: If any of you degenerates are checking out ello, I'm randombacon there too.

    What is it? Another social networking site?
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-29 14:09:22.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: What is it? Another social networking site?

    A very early beta of one, yeah. There's not much there.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 14:35:54.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That's your invite code. Go here and enter it. That's pretty much it.

    Oh thank you!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 14:41:39.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That's your invite code. Go here and enter it. That's pretty much it.

    Invite code isn't working. :(
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-29 14:45:24.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Invite code isn't working. :(

    New bio. :)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 14:48:46.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: New bio. :)

    I'm in! Thank you thank you thank you!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 14:49:07.0 login to vote score 0
    I'll make it pretty later. :)
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-29 14:53:37.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: If the unthinkable happens and you manage to get in bed with her, for the love of god do not ask her what smells like fish!

    No, he'll
    1) fart at her
    2) express his undying love for her, having actually talked to her in total for less than an hour
    3) ask her about puppies and aircraft at the most awkward time possible.


    /sorry, igg, but you make it too easy.
    //I know you can't judge the more subtle bull from genuine advice, but you should become a people watcher to learn how to meet people.
    ///and have woman friends who aren't girlfriends!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-29 14:54:18.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I'll make it pretty later. :)

    I haven't figured out how to get an avatar image in. It's ignored me whenever I've dragged an image over, on two operating systems!
    thatsnotmine 2471 2014-09-29 14:54:20.0 login to vote score 2
    Company golf tournaments have a use after all: this is the quietest my office has been in months.
    tabernash 1083 2014-09-29 15:06:08.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: I haven't figured out how to get an avatar image in. It's ignored me whenever I've dragged an image over, on two operating systems!

    You have two choices:

    1) You put your right hand in,
    You put your right hand out,
    You put your right hand in,
    And you shake it all about,

    You do the hokey pokey
    and you turn yourself around
    That what it's all about.

    2) More lube.




    Choose wisely.


    thatsnotmine 2471 2014-09-29 15:07:25.0 login to vote score 3
    tabernash: You have two choices:

    1) You put your right hand in,
    You put your right hand out,
    You put your right hand in,
    And you shake it all about,

    You do the hokey pokey
    and you turn yourself around
    That what it's all about.

    2) More lube.




    Choose wisely.


    #2 never steers you wrong.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-29 15:08:09.0 login to vote score 4
    tabernash: You have two choices:

    1) You put your right hand in,
    You put your right hand out,
    You put your right hand in,
    And you shake it all about,

    You do the hokey pokey
    and you turn yourself around
    That what it's all about.

    2) More lube.




    Choose wisely.


    I was trying to find a pic of Mike Rowe, up to his arm in cow, in response.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-29 15:29:33.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: I'll make it pretty later. :)

    You can make it pretty? Beyond the avatar?


    intentionally left blank: I haven't figured out how to get an avatar image in. It's ignored me whenever I've dragged an image over, on two operating systems!

    I think they have some stupid file reqs, or size limit p'raps?
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-29 15:44:30.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: You can make it pretty? Beyond the avatar?




    I think they have some stupid file reqs, or size limit p'raps?


    I used a pic smaller than the limits.

    Next time I'll try one that is exactly the size requested.
    tabernash 1083 2014-09-29 15:54:00.0 login to vote score 2
    This Friday I get to spend the day working in Union, WA.

    Local attractions include a working farm and roadside market, a golf course, marinas and public boat launch sites, and the deep saltwater fjord of Hood Canal. Visitors come to the area for activities including boating, fishing, hunting, shellfishing, sea kayaking and birding. Union was named one of America's twenty prettiest towns by Forbes Traveler.

    This region experiences warm (but not hot) and dry summers, with no average monthly temperatures above 71.6 °F. According to the Köppen Climate Classification system, Union has a warm-summer Mediterranean climate, abbreviated "Csb" on climate maps.


    And y'all wonder why I live up here.

    ;-)
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-29 16:04:32.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: I used a pic smaller than the limits.
    Next time I'll try one that is exactly the size requested.


    Does it look blurry somehow or am I finally (!) losing my hold on sanity?
    kesshi 1556 2014-09-29 16:24:46.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-29 16:39:04.0 login to vote score 5
    My newest pet. Ball python as yet to be named.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-29 16:57:17.0 login to vote score 2
    Oh, she's tiny still! My ex-roommate had the largest male Ball I'd ever seen. He was a bit over five feet.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-29 16:57:44.0 login to vote score 4
    He liked to sit in my lap and watch the National Geographic Channel with me.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-29 16:58:26.0 login to vote score 3
    Ahem, Fluffykins Snugglebottom the IVth.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-29 16:59:14.0 login to vote score 1
    Pronounced "eye-veeth", of course.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-29 16:59:40.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Oh, she's tiny still! My ex-roommate had the largest male Ball I'd ever seen. He was a bit over five feet.

    Yep. I think she's about big enough to get her eating small mice. The fuzzies are smaller than the fattest section of her body and when I fed her, she'd only eat one. The second one she ignored. Don't want to have to thaw out rodents for them to go to waste.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-29 17:02:36.0 login to vote score 2
    Oh iggins...


    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-29 17:04:39.0 login to vote score 3
    Handle her often when she isn't hungry and she'll learn to like people. I had a friend with a huge snake that liked to crawl in one arm of my t-shirt, wrap around my body once, and hang his head out one armhole and his tail out the other. Since that necessitated other people fetching me beer and 'things', it worked very well for both of us. He liked having a warm place to watch the party from.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 17:06:13.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: You can make it pretty? Beyond the avatar?




    I think they have some stupid file reqs, or size limit p'raps?


    Well, fill out the profile anyway.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-29 17:06:53.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Does it look blurry somehow or am I finally (!) losing my hold on sanity?

    I don't see that I have any at all!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-29 17:45:48.0 login to vote score 2
    Oreo, why in god's name would you want a snake as a pet?!? Snakes are basically god's way of saying "SHOOT THIS THING NOW!"
    tabernash 1083 2014-09-29 17:56:51.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: My newest pet. Ball python as yet to be named.

    A name?

    How about after another snake?

    pureh lihp


    ;-)
    tabernash 1083 2014-09-29 17:58:15.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork: Oreo, why in god's name would you want a snake as a pet?!? Snakes are basically god's way of saying "SHOOT THIS THING NOW!"

    He has the snakes to eat the bugs!


    The oogy ones you don't like.

    This is so when he tows you, your mobility scooter and crock pot out here to kick my ass, you won't BAWWWW all the way because of the oogy bugs.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-29 17:59:55.0 login to vote score 2
    tabernash: He has the snakes to eat the bugs!


    The oogy ones you don't like.

    This is so when he tows you, your mobility scooter and crock pot out here to kick my ass, you won't BAWWWW all the way because of the oogy bugs.


    With a big enough GUN bugs won't be an issue and you'd better believe when I get my pay on Friday, I'm getting a crockpot and firing that sucker up!
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-29 18:01:06.0 login to vote score 3
    Tried chicken fried steak for the first time, it was awesome but now I'm struggling to stay awake.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-29 18:04:49.0 login to vote score 3
    Name her Lilith.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-29 18:25:07.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Name her Lilith.

    Jormungand.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 18:25:52.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Name her Lilith.

    If he gets another one he can name it Frasier.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-29 18:34:29.0 login to vote score 1
    25 days.
    tyler durden 11651 2014-09-29 18:36:06.0 login to vote score 4


    Nihilism reigns.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-29 18:46:57.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: My newest pet. Ball python as yet to be named.

    [image removed]


    Mami Wata is a pretty good name.

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mami_Wata
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-29 18:48:21.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Mami Wata is a pretty good name.

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mami_Wata


    That's pretty cool. I was thinking along the lines of goddesses/priestesses. Am still considering Hecate and Astarte.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-29 18:57:47.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: That's pretty cool. I was thinking along the lines of goddesses/priestesses. Am still considering Hecate and Astarte.

    Nãga?
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-09-29 18:58:21.0 login to vote score 8
    burntman: Nãga?

    Please.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-29 19:12:31.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: Please.

    Could always go with Damballa...
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-29 19:15:46.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: If he gets another one he can name it Frasier.

    I'm reserving Meris for mine.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-29 19:16:12.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Jormungand.

    Ouroboros.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 19:56:52.0 login to vote score 1
    tyler durden: Nihilism reigns.

    Plate Of Nachos (POÑ) conversion 1/1
    tyler durden 11651 2014-09-29 20:07:24.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Plate Of Nachos (POÑ) conversion 1/1

    Is that some fucking tilde?
    iggins 5808 2014-09-29 20:41:25.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: No, he'll
    1) fart at her
    2) express his undying love for her, having actually talked to her in total for less than an hour
    3) ask her about puppies and aircraft at the most awkward time possible.


    /sorry, igg, but you make it too easy.
    //I know you can't judge the more subtle bull from genuine advice, but you should become a people watcher to learn how to meet people.
    ///and have woman friends who aren't girlfriends!


    I'd probably talk to her about my fish, you were not far off.


    Save the Dutch ovens for the third date
    iggins 5808 2014-09-29 20:47:50.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Oh iggins...

    [image removed]


    File saved
    churly brown 12899 2014-09-29 21:27:58.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Can you at least try to sneak a pic of this girl while you go grab a tart

    She's off-site but responsible to me today.
    My only camera is on my computer. :-/
    I'll ask someone for help... but... this is a nasty game.

    You know she's not asian, right?

    If I go back to Asia, do you want a care package?
    churly brown 12899 2014-09-29 21:30:53.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Oreo, why in god's name would you want a snake as a pet?!? Snakes are basically god's way of saying "SHOOT THIS THING NOW!"

    Dammit, Eddy, you're a leg fascist.
    1 or fewer legs: nope
    2: nice to meet you
    3: insufficient data
    4: cute!
    4+: fuck this thing!
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-29 21:39:40.0 login to vote score 4


    Trench Warfare 1917.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-29 21:46:06.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: She's off-site but responsible to me today.
    My only camera is on my computer. :-/
    I'll ask someone for help... but... this is a nasty game.

    You know she's not asian, right?

    If I go back to Asia, do you want a care package?


    I need to see this zombie girl, the way you describe her we need to see her.


    Also yes I want a care package from asia, something about 5'4 and a pretty face
    churly brown 12899 2014-09-29 21:50:28.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I need to see this zombie girl, the way you describe her we need to see her.

    Also yes I want a care package from asia, something about 5'4 and a pretty face


    The zombie is limited to her fucked up eyes. Yesterday, her lipstick matched her faceskin. I'll see if I can get a pic from someone else. She's pretty normal, except for weird make up choices and fucked up contacts... OMG -- what if they're NOT contacts, but her eyes are just greyish white and blood red?

    Bio me where you want a care package shipped. I'll aim spicy and exciting, but it might not be for a few months.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-29 22:09:18.0 login to vote score 2
    tyler durden: Is that some fucking tilde?

    Yes. Now you can back the fuck up. :)
    iggins 5808 2014-09-29 23:26:35.0 login to vote score 0
    Hrsccks
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-29 23:35:03.0 login to vote score 2
    It's really embarrassing for Nintendo that they couldn't secure the rights for minecraft for 3 DS or WiiU and another company is making a clone for them.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-29 23:35:47.0 login to vote score 1
    Also sucks the vita version is basically dead.
    churly brown 12899 2014-09-29 23:40:51.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Yes. Now you can back the fuck up. :)

    Enh... I'll just fuck the back up. Send in the second stringers.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-09-30 00:12:21.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Jormungand.

    Asmodeus.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 00:26:47.0 login to vote score 1


    I saw this and thought of bN...
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 00:32:41.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle: Asmodeus.

    Beelzebub.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-30 00:38:17.0 login to vote score 2
    Pain is keeping me up tonight.
    Grrrrrr. I just want to sleep.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-30 00:44:58.0 login to vote score 3
    Also, I forgot to mention, even though I haven't seen Guardians of the Galaxy, last night I dreamt I had a baby groot in my possession. It was weird.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 00:50:06.0 login to vote score 5
    burntman 1528 2014-09-30 00:57:11.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: [image removed]

    lol. kiwi
    churly brown 12899 2014-09-30 01:21:36.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Pain is keeping me up tonight.
    Grrrrrr. I just want to sleep.


    :(

    You're stuck with me, the corpse of giordano bruno, and the tubby "prince of the church" who did it to him...

    c'mon man, i didn't get to sleep last nite because emotional trauma... y u gotsa haz pains? tell pains GO WAI
    churly brown 12899 2014-09-30 01:30:27.0 login to vote score 1
    The "Darkseide Krewe"


    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 02:14:21.0 login to vote score 0
    churly brown: The "Darkseide Krewe"

    Beautiful sunshine here! I'm wiring a trailing socket onto an extension cord. Let's think, brown lead is ground, right?

    /uh-oh
    churly brown 12899 2014-09-30 02:22:12.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Beautiful sunshine here! I'm wiring a trailing socket onto an extension cord. Let's think, brown lead is ground, right?

    /uh-oh


    Bright and sunn... more cloudy and bright enough. At least there's no rain. Good.

    ProTipz: if it's the ground, it WON'T make your tongue tingle when you lick it.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 02:25:04.0 login to vote score 1
    churly brown: Bright and sunn... more cloudy and bright enough. At least there's no rain. Good.

    ProTipz: if it's the ground, it WON'T make your tongue tingle when you lick it.


    Oh yeah! I never thought of that :) *lick* Man, 240V stings a bit :)
    churly brown 12899 2014-09-30 02:27:05.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Oh yeah! I never thought of that :) *lick* Man, 240V stings a bit :)

    In America, they call that "Extra Spicy".
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 03:13:54.0 login to vote score 5
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-30 03:29:19.0 login to vote score 2
    roddikinsathome: [Snip]

    I need about 2 grams of... whateverthefuck... you are on. For lab purposes, of course.


    I need about 3 grams ....whateverthefuck sounds fine right about now.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-30 03:32:30.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Ok. So I've just drank a shot of Nemiroff honey pepper vodka. From the Ukraine. It tastes like industrial solvent.

    Don't drink it anymore, problem solved.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-30 03:34:47.0 login to vote score 3
    dogs laughter: I need about 3 grams ....whateverthefuck sounds fine right about now.


    dogs laughter: Don't drink it anymore, problem solved.

    I seem to have a contradiction in attitudes.
    ambition chicken 290 2014-09-30 04:20:07.0 login to vote score 3
    Eddyatwork:


    mimir 6886 2014-09-30 04:26:44.0 login to vote score 2
    bluegargoyle: Asmodeus.

    Tiamat.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-30 04:28:15.0 login to vote score 7
    ambition chicken 290 2014-09-30 04:38:06.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 04:52:29.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-30 04:56:17.0 login to vote score 3
    kesshi: Question...

    No. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-30 05:03:10.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: No. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

    Then why can you use it to make music?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-30 05:09:02.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman: Then why can you use it to make music?

    Ask iggin's butt.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-30 05:12:15.0 login to vote score 3
    Oh! Oh! NOOOOWWWWW I'm sleepy.
    *punches pillow*
    I have to be up for fasting blood work in about three hours and then I have an appointment at the pain doc.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 05:22:15.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Ask iggin's butt.

    i make butt music
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 05:36:51.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I need to see this zombie girl, the way you describe her we need to see her.


    Also yes I want a care package from asia, something about 5'4 and a pretty face


    I hope you get a panda!
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-30 05:41:56.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I need to see this zombie girl, the way you describe her we need to see her.
    Also yes I want a care package from asia, something about 5'4 and a pretty face


    I have an awesome pic of a zombie girl, someone I've worked with IRL, but it's totally NSFW.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 05:43:57.0 login to vote score 1
    ambition chicken: Eddyatwork:

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! FUCK BUGS!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 05:45:49.0 login to vote score 3
    There are very few things I like more than hearing the bus driver say he's never been on my route before especially when we're running ten minutes late.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 05:53:20.0 login to vote score 2
    Red Velvet


    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 05:54:02.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Red Velvet

    All four of them. Yes.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 05:58:14.0 login to vote score 2
    Red Velvet


    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 06:00:33.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: There are very few things I like more than hearing the bus driver say he's never been on my route before especially when we're running ten minutes late.

    "Should I have turned left at that intersection 15 blocks back?"
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 06:03:28.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: "Should I have turned left at that intersection 15 blocks back?"

    It wasn't quite that bad but still fun to get to work late.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 06:10:18.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: All four of them. Yes.

    they are a new group. one of them is actually canadian.


    have some happiness in your day
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 06:14:41.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 06:18:08.0 login to vote score 1
    mmmmm Sojin


    random bacon 12498 2014-09-30 07:11:54.0 login to vote score 3
    I'm amazed that there are any posts on reddit at all given how many experts in absolutely everything there are over there.
    Can't read a damn thing without hearing from a PhD on the subject.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 07:36:50.0 login to vote score 2
    Just got back from break. I went to one of the engineering buildings while walking around because I needed to poop and there are few places I like to poop more than any place where math is being taught because fuck math! I was liberal arts for a reason. The only better place is the business school but that's on the other side of campus where I rarely bother going.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 07:39:25.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Just got back from break. I went to one of the engineering buildings while walking around because I needed to poop and there are few places I like to poop more than any place where math is being taught because fuck math! I was liberal arts for a reason. The only better place is the business school but that's on the other side of campus where I rarely bother going.

    The poop on the hypottyneuse is equal to the sum of the craps on the other two sides.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 08:06:56.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: I hope you get a panda!

    That would be pretty awesome
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 08:08:27.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: I'm amazed that there are any posts on reddit at all given how many experts in absolutely everything there are over there.
    Can't read a damn thing without hearing from a PhD on the subject.


    I am actually the moderator of the limp bizkit reddit


    You best recognize my authoratay
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 08:10:52.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I hope you get a panda!

    Not a Fiat Panda, however.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 08:17:30.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I am actually the moderator of the limp bizkit reddit
    You best recognize my authoratay


    You make trolls leave with a fat lip?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 08:19:35.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I am actually the moderator of the limp bizkit reddit


    You best recognize my authoratay


    I don't like any band with mispelled words in their name.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 08:24:12.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 08:25:28.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Not a Fiat Panda, however.

    Didn't Clarkson think that was the greatest car......in the wooooooorld
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 08:26:09.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I don't like any band with mispelled words in their name.

    I take it you don't like Led Zeppelin either.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 08:28:34.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Didn't Clarkson think that was the greatest car......in the wooooooorld

    They've re-styled it and it looks quite nice now. In its day though it wasn't looked on as very reliable, iirc.
    burntman 1528 2014-09-30 08:32:21.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Just got back from break. I went to one of the engineering buildings while walking around because I needed to poop and there are few places I like to poop more than any place where math is being taught because fuck math! I was liberal arts for a reason. The only better place is the business school but that's on the other side of campus where I rarely bother going.

    Is there an entemology department on campus? You should go there.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 08:34:03.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: I take it you don't like Led Zeppelin either.

    No I do not.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 08:35:18.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: No I do not.

    The Beatles?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 08:36:05.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Is there an entemology department on campus? You should go there.

    We actually do have an entomology museum. No way in hell am I ever going there because FUCK BUGS!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-30 08:36:11.0 login to vote score 4
    I think one of our resident hipsters got a talking to about his appearance.

    (He's not the one whose pic I published. He's newer, and even more hipster.)

    But his hair was combed, beard was trimmed, and he was wearing pants and shoes instead of shorts, hawaiian shirt, and sandals.

    Someone finally told him that he looked like a homeless guy, I guess.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 08:36:43.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: The Beatles?

    I hate them because they're over-rated hacks and they have a bug name.

    Now the Monkees I like because everyone likes monkeys.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 08:37:15.0 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: I think one of our resident hipsters got a talking to about his appearance.

    (He's not the one whose pic I published. He's newer, and even more hipster.)

    But his hair was combed, beard was trimmed, and he was wearing pants and shoes instead of shorts, hawaiian shirt, and sandals.

    Someone finally told him that he looked like a homeless guy, I guess.


    This is why I like working at a college. If I have pants on at all, people are happy.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-30 08:38:21.0 login to vote score 3
    Speaking of hipsters, I heard on the radio on the way into work this morning that there are hipster Jewish kids going kosher. I think they should read about kosher slaughtering practices and how the animal suffers from being bled out.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 08:38:47.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: I hate them because they're over-rated hacks and they have a bug name.

    Now the Monkees I like because everyone likes monkeys.


    Gorillaz?

    Marmozets?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 08:39:30.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Gorillaz?

    Marmozets?


    I don't trust gorillas ever since Donkey Kong.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 08:41:02.0 login to vote score 2
    Dog is barking at me through the door




    Dammit Petey I am trying to poop
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-30 08:44:50.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Dog is barking at me through the door
    Dammit Petey I am trying to poop


    He wants a taste!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 08:47:21.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Dog is barking at me through the door




    Dammit Petey I am trying to poop


    He's barking because of how awful it smells!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-30 08:57:09.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Dog is barking at me through the door




    Dammit Petey I am trying to poop


    When are you not trying to poop?

    If he barks at all, the odds that it's gonna happen while you are trying to poop are very high.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-30 09:00:47.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I am actually the moderator of the limp bizkit reddit
    You best recognize my authoratay


    I bet dropping that knowledge would surely be a panty remover.

    "Yeah baby, I'm a reddit mod..."
    *squirt*
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 09:11:04.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: When are you not trying to poop?

    If he barks at all, the odds that it's gonna happen while you are trying to poop are very high.


    After I eat a pair of calzones from my favorite new York style deli and pizzaria, usually don't poop for 3 days after all that cheese
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 09:12:07.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I bet dropping that knowledge would surely be a panty remover.

    "Yeah baby, I'm a reddit mod..."
    *squirt*


    The one I did tell is hot and Asian and we send snapchat back and forth
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-30 09:17:29.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: The one I did tell is hot and Asian and we send snapchat back and forth

    Pics?
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 09:17:35.0 login to vote score 1
    Nyquil, the fuck it I want to sleep medicine


    Backbone of third shift workers every where
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 09:18:15.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Pics?

    She is the one with the husky, now with two huskies
    iggins 5808 2014-09-30 09:25:01.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Pics?

    And the Monroe piercing on her lip you said you hate
    vet_curm 1500 2014-09-30 09:25:49.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I am actually the moderator of the limp bizkit reddit


    You best recognize my authoratay











    Yeah, I went there...
    dogs laughter 3446 Tue Sep 30 11:08:26 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I'm amazed that there are any posts on reddit at all given how many experts in absolutely everything there are over there.
    Can't read a damn thing without hearing from a PhD on the subject.


    It's because the are all busy on the front page telling people what to do.
    If you logged in, you could post here.