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    iggins 5808 2014-09-17 10:10:21.0 login to vote score 2
    I CAN DO LAUNDRY
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-17 10:11:51.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: I CAN DO LAUNDRY

    Now that's heroic!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-17 10:15:00.0 login to vote score 3
    Speaking of laundry. I'm going to pull the dryer out and clean out the tube of lint.

    I'm scared.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-17 10:16:00.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-09-17 10:16:23.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Speaking of laundry. I'm going to pull the dryer out and clean out the tube of lint.

    I'm scared.


    pics of lint tube?
    iggins 5808 2014-09-17 10:17:56.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-17 10:34:07.0 login to vote score 2
    Iggins, I just saw an Asian girl wearing a skirt so short I have no idea how she can sit down in it. It was also nice and tight. It was a black stretchy type material. Yes I got a pic. No you can't have it.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-17 10:38:14.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: Speaking of laundry. I'm going to pull the dryer out and clean out the tube of lint.

    I'm scared.


    I'll hold you.


    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-17 10:40:11.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: I CAN DO LAUNDRY

    I've hit the point where I can't even use the old tried and true method of excavating to the bottom of the laundry pile in the hopes that the heat and pressure will dry-clean my clothes for me.
    marla singer's laundry 10692 2014-09-17 10:45:52.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: jesus christ


    i rolled up on a very brutal crash scene on my way home

    dude was fucked up, lucky for him i carry a military grade trauma kit with me. was able to use my quick clot and hemorrhage badge to get the bleeding to stop. cops got there 15 minutes after that, then 5 more minutes for the ambulance.


    guy would have bled for 15 to 20 minutes longer if i didn't show up with my gear


    dude was fucked up


    Good on you.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-17 11:00:44.0 login to vote score 6
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-09-17 11:04:55.0 login to vote score 6
    intentionally left blank:

    I always loved that one.

    This one's for Edward


    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-17 11:06:32.0 login to vote score 2
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: I always loved that one.

    This one's for Edward


    It took me forever to find it online.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-09-17 11:10:54.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: It took me forever to find it online.

    His publisher has been pretty aggressive with takedown notices, from what I hear.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-09-17 11:22:53.0 login to vote score 1
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: His publisher has been pretty aggressive with takedown notices, from what I hear.

    Huh. There are always quite a few you can find, but that one seems to be a rare one.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-17 11:23:09.0 login to vote score 1
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: His publisher has been pretty aggressive with takedown notices, from what I hear.

    The dick
    iggins 5808 2014-09-17 11:23:53.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Iggins, I just saw an Asian girl wearing a skirt so short I have no idea how she can sit down in it. It was also nice and tight. It was a black stretchy type material. Yes I got a pic. No you can't have it.

    Really?





    Really?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-17 11:31:05.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Iggins, I just saw an Asian girl wearing a skirt so short I have no idea how she can sit down in it. It was also nice and tight. It was a black stretchy type material. Yes I got a pic. No you can't have it.

    pics
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-17 11:38:50.0 login to vote score 2
    How I feel after cleaning the dryer tubage and insides.



    Dust bunnies everywhere.

    The horror…

    The horror…


    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-17 11:41:08.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Really?





    Really?


    I didn't get a pic, but I did like what I saw.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-17 11:43:01.0 login to vote score 4
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-09-17 11:44:53.0 login to vote score 4
    Drogba is starting for Chelsea tonight, for the very first time since he did this.


    (Score the winning penalty in the Champions League final, against Bayern Munich, in their own stadium, in 2012).

    He re-signed for Chelsea after leaving on that wonderful high, along with fellow new Summer buys Cesc Fabregas and Diego Costa.

    So i had to name my fantasy team 'Cesc, Drogs, and Costa Goals'.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-17 11:45:10.0 login to vote score 3
    Me leaving the laundry room:

    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-09-17 11:50:13.0 login to vote score 5
    valentinselezynov: Drogba is starting for Chelsea tonight, for the very first time since he did this.


    (Score the winning penalty in the Champions League final, against Bayern Munich, in their own stadium, in 2012).

    He re-signed for Chelsea after leaving on that wonderful high, along with fellow new Summer buys Cesc Fabregas and Diego Costa.

    So i had to name my fantasy team 'Cesc, Drogs, and Costa Goals'.


    What about the settee?



    Diego Costa is looking like a hell of a signing.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-17 11:52:46.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Me leaving the laundry room:

    I hate to think of your panic attack if iggins and I had a chili eating and beer drinking contest and used your bathroom!
    valentinselezynov 3304 2014-09-17 11:59:15.0 login to vote score 2
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: What about the settee?



    Diego Costa is looking like a hell of a signing.


    He really, really does. I literally can't remember the last time Chelsea bought a new striker who immediately hit the ground running. Even Drogba had a pretty lacklustre first season, and after the disappointments Crespo, Schevchenko and Torres turned out to be, it is incredible to have a front man who has scored 7 goals in 4 games. I think you probably have to go back to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink for a new Chelsea striker to have such a positive impact on his first season.

    I also love the way he carries himself. Like a thug. So many foreign premiership players are quite delicate, but he seems to relish a scrap. The way he taunted the Everton player after his own goal was glorious as well.

    And Fabregas just scored!

    Sorry about Fulham.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-17 12:07:41.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Yes I got a pic
    eddyatwork: I didn't get a pic

    Make up your mind, dammit!
    someone who may or may not be Hillary 2014-09-17 12:09:09.0 login to vote score 0
    "I'd rather submit stories where blacks behave badly than look for a job."
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-17 12:12:04.0 login to vote score 3
    valentinselezynov: And Fabregas just scored!.

    I like his eggs. Very decorative.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-17 12:12:23.0 login to vote score 0
    someone who may or may not be Hillary: "I'd rather submit stories where blacks behave badly than look for a job."

    wut
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-17 12:50:31.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Make up your mind, dammit!

    I was just teasing iggy. I didn't get any pics because I'm not going to be the creep(ier) library guy.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-17 12:50:45.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: wut

    Some anonypansy is butthurt.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-17 13:03:12.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider:

    Now do it with ninja defenders and a super-seppuku-genie putting himself in a bottle that is being blown upwards and deflected by air from their swords as/after jumping off a cliff while doing ninja things.

    All i picture on that is psy and a self-pokeball-ation, oh well.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-17 13:04:48.0 login to vote score 0
    ninja calorie drops i think, was about whatever that sentence was. magic rain?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-17 13:16:27.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Some anonypansy is butthurt.

    I guess so!
    selectivedisclosure 45 2014-09-17 13:58:28.0 login to vote score 2
    Hi! Just doing my weekly check-in to make sure Grahams hasn't pulled the plug yet =P. How goes it?!
    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:11:20 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    selectivedisclosure: Hi! Just doing my weekly check-in to make sure Grahams hasn't pulled the plug yet =P. How goes it?!

    We're fine! The usual, derp, BAWWW, and butthurt.

    Your name came up in a thread, someone asking if you had popped yet. Natch, I can't find it now.
    eddyatwork 998 Wed Sep 17 14:11:49 PDT 2014 login to vote score 2
    selectivedisclosure: Hi! Just doing my weekly check-in to make sure Grahams hasn't pulled the plug yet =P. How goes it?!

    There's more butthurt and BAWWW than you can shake a GUN at!
    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:12:37 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    selectivedisclosure: Hi! Just doing my weekly check-in to make sure Grahams hasn't pulled the plug yet =P. How goes it?!

    Ahh, here it is.
    selectivedisclosure 45 Wed Sep 17 14:12:40 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: We're fine! The usual, derp, BAWWW, and butthurt.

    Your name came up in a thread, someone asking if you had popped yet. Natch, I can't find it now.


    I wish. I feel like my tail bone is going to break at any moment and I feel like a moo cow. But I also know someone who lost their baby yesterday at 34 weeks due to umbilical cord wrapping around his neck 4 times, so I have to be grateful my babe is still cooking in there. It still hurts like a bitch though
    selectivedisclosure 45 Wed Sep 17 14:13:04 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: There's more butthurt and BAWWW than you can shake a GUN at!

    I can shake my multiple GUNS at a lot though! =P
    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:13:47 PDT 2014 login to vote score 3
    selectivedisclosure: I wish. I feel like my tail bone is going to break at any moment and I feel like a moo cow. But I also know someone who lost their baby yesterday at 34 weeks due to umbilical cord wrapping around his neck 4 times, so I have to be grateful my babe is still cooking in there. It still hurts like a bitch though

    Hang in there -- only 18 more years to go!
    selectivedisclosure 45 Wed Sep 17 14:15:31 PDT 2014 login to vote score 2
    intentionally left blank: Hang in there -- only 18 more years to go!

    Hahaha! I'm going to love every other minute of it. *sigh* So whatever happened with a certain someone's bankruptcy? Or am I not allowed to talk about fight club?
    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:15:55 PDT 2014 login to vote score 2
    Speaking of moo cows:


    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:17:20 PDT 2014 login to vote score 2
    selectivedisclosure: Hahaha! I'm going to love every other minute of it. *sigh* So whatever happened with a certain someone's bankruptcy? Or am I not allowed to talk about fight club?

    Oh, he came in here and bragged about how it was a tactical move, that the trailer wasn't his home, and the garnisment was just a chess move in The Big Picture™, said he flew to NYC, flew back, then vanished.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 Wed Sep 17 14:17:40 PDT 2014 login to vote score 2
    selectivedisclosure: Hahaha! I'm going to love every other minute of it. *sigh* So whatever happened with a certain someone's bankruptcy? Or am I not allowed to talk about fight club?

    You can't talk about fight club, but derp club is always in session.
    selectivedisclosure 45 Wed Sep 17 14:18:01 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Speaking of moo cows:


    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:18:16 PDT 2014 login to vote score 2
    selectivedisclosure: I can shake my multiple GUNS at a lot though! =P

    <iggy>
    Pictures of said GUNS?
    </iggy>


    /runz
    selectivedisclosure 45 Wed Sep 17 14:19:09 PDT 2014 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: Oh, he came in here and bragged about how it was a tactical move, that the trailer wasn't his home, and the garnisment was just a chess move in The Big Picture™, said he flew to NYC, flew back, then vanished.

    Comedy. All very Eager™ of him
    selectivedisclosure 45 Wed Sep 17 14:19:28 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank:
    Pictures of said GUNS?



    /runz



    They're all shotguns b/c I can't aim for shit.
    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:19:45 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    selectivedisclosure: Hahaha! I'm going to love every other minute of it. *sigh* So whatever happened with a certain someone's bankruptcy? Or am I not allowed to talk about fight club?

    last seen here
    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:20:47 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    selectivedisclosure: They're all shotguns b/c I can't aim for shit.

    There is a whole genre of that kind of porn.









    /or did I just say too much?
    selectivedisclosure 45 Wed Sep 17 14:21:51 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: There is a whole genre of that kind of porn.


    /or did I just say too much?


    LOL. I have a rifle too. Oh and randomly a musket that's over 100 years old but I wouldn't recommend firing that one...
    eddyatwork 998 Wed Sep 17 14:26:33 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    Work's done in five minutes and then I have two days off. YAY!
    selectivedisclosure 45 Wed Sep 17 14:29:38 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Work's done in five minutes and then I have two days off. YAY!

    I'm jealous! Plus the weekend?!
    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:33:01 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    Janet Yellen's accent makes it sound like she should be loudly smacking gum while talking.
    intentionally left blank 2011 Wed Sep 17 14:33:27 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    selectivedisclosure: I'm jealous! Plus the weekend?!

    Are you working right up to The Day?
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