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  • karkfumm 1294 2015-03-31 16:02:38.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Alright, someone send me a 12 pack of Natty Ice and then start a political thread about cutting library budgets. Give me about three hours though to get fired up.

    Your drunken rage thread has now been submitted.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-31 16:16:34.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: Your drunken rage thread has now been submitted.

    I didn't even click the link and just reading the headline made me mad!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-31 16:26:10.0 login to vote score 2
    I just read the article. I was actually planning on doing a joking rant but after reading it, I am actually pissed off now. Goddammit, it's my day off from work!
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-31 17:00:39.0 login to vote score 5


    I...just don't know what to say...oh my god...ow ow ow ow ow.
    tumunga 12492 2015-03-31 17:58:52.0 login to vote score -1
    bucket of truth: So, who want to get the ball rolling? We need a belligerent drunk on here...

    I would volunteer, because I can pull off that belligerent drunk gig, but I just can't find the gall to actually threaten someone on the wwintertubes.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-31 17:59:22.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I...just don't know what to say...oh my god...ow ow ow ow ow.

    I know what to say. "Call 911. NOW!"
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-31 19:28:21.0 login to vote score -1
    tumunga: I would volunteer, because I can pull off that belligerent drunk gig, but I just can't find the gall to actually threaten someone on the wwintertubes.

    You wouldn't volunteer for anything, cowardasshole.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-31 19:33:39.0 login to vote score 5
    kesshi: I...just don't know what to say...oh my god...ow ow ow ow ow.



    Missed it by that much.
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-31 20:39:17.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2015-03-31 21:51:08.0 login to vote score 0
    Back muscle still hurts. in smell like a Bengay factory
    iggins 5808 2015-03-31 22:00:51.0 login to vote score 3
    Ok reddit. Your April fools joke is total faggotry. Now cut it out and let me read the damn website
    clifton 1850 2015-03-31 22:06:49.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: Ok reddit. Your April fools joke is total faggotry. Now cut it out and let me read the damn website

    Most of the Aprils Fools 'pranks' on websites are really awful.

    Except for bN that one year where you can post a voice message to the site by calling an 800 number.
    texas raider 728 2015-03-31 22:11:29.0 login to vote score 3
    sockpuppet 2985 2015-03-31 22:16:08.0 login to vote score 2
    clifton: Most of the Aprils Fools 'pranks' on websites are really awful.

    Except for bN that one year where you can post a voice message to the site by calling an 800 number.


    Smacking the crankymole for a prize was pretty sweet too.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-31 23:46:18.0 login to vote score 1
    Ok my back muscle is feeling better.

    But I had so.e super long and erotic dreams so I really want to get home so I can take care of my other muscle
    cardinal puff 887 2015-04-01 00:12:46.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash 1083 2015-04-01 03:24:10.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: in bio.

    I'd kinda like to know too.

    I don't get people threatening others. Especially on the Internet.

    I like to think I am a pretty mellow person. There is not too much that ruffles my feathers. Especially on the Internet, when I can just turn off my computer and walk away if things start getting sideways.

    Anyhow, good on grahams (PBOH) for clarifying his position on threatening. It's a shame that he even had to address that issue. He shouldn't have to do that, but sometimes people that don't work and play well with others need to be told the rules.
    clifton 1850 2015-04-01 03:45:00.0 login to vote score 0
    Damn, Mitch Hedberg has been dead for 10 years now.
    not exactly 11873 2015-04-01 04:58:15.0 login to vote score 1
    tabernash: I'd kinda like to know too.

    I don't get people threatening others. Especially on the Internet.

    I like to think I am a pretty mellow person. There is not too much that ruffles my feathers. Especially on the Internet, when I can just turn off my computer and walk away if things start getting sideways.

    Anyhow, good on grahams (PBOH) for clarifying his position on threatening. It's a shame that he even had to address that issue. He shouldn't have to do that, but sometimes people that don't work and play well with others need to be told the rules.


    Don't make me come over there and beat the mellow out of you!
    burntman 1528 2015-04-01 04:58:40.0 login to vote score 4
    throwingknife 1634 2015-04-01 06:26:49.0 login to vote score 0
    Ha. Richard Branson announced that he's opening Virgin Brands US headquarters in Branson, MO, which was founded by one of his ancestors.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 07:07:55.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Ha. Richard Branson announced that he's opening Virgin Brands US headquarters in Branson, MO, which was founded by one of his ancestors.

    what a douchebag
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 07:11:45.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork 998 2015-04-01 07:16:51.0 login to vote score 1
    not exactly: Don't make me come over there and beat the mellow out of you!

    Don't threaten tabs! I'll kick your ass!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-04-01 07:19:59.0 login to vote score 0
    Iggins, here's a smart Asian chick for you.

    It has a pic!
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 07:21:47.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 07:24:57.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir 6886 2015-04-01 07:27:08.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: Don't threaten tabs! I'll kick your ass!

    Somehow, I think that no matter how mellow Tabs may be, he can handle himself in a scrap.

    Call it a hunch.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 07:31:44.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 07:32:16.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Somehow, I think that no matter how mellow Tabs may be, he can handle himself in a scrap.

    Call it a hunch.


    but he is so old, his bones are brittle and his joints swollen
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 07:33:42.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 07:43:26.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork 998 2015-04-01 08:05:13.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: [image removed]

    Good doge!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-04-01 08:05:32.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: [image removed]

    Ok czargins!
    bucket of truth 1525 2015-04-01 08:21:55.0 login to vote score 4
    April 1st is one day I purposefully go to /. for the headlines. This tickled my starwarsbone...

    Tatooine Youth Suspected In Terrorist Attack
    Imperial investigators are still trying to piece together what happened in last week's horrifying terrorist attack on our largest orbital defense station. Over a million loyal citizens, scientists, and medical staff lost their lives in the grisly attack while the station was being put through training exercises near the Yavin system. Billions more are in mourning, while a number of powerful senators have renewed calls to increase defense spending. Initial reports have confirmed Rebel involvement, and officials are making inquiries about a young insurgent from Tatooine with known ties to religious fundamentalists.

    Go ahead and roll your eyes.
    sockpuppet 2985 2015-04-01 08:28:50.0 login to vote score 1


    cERN has discovered the Force today at their webpage.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-04-01 09:50:05.0 login to vote score 1
    NPR's April Fools joke was the self-driving car that muttered about the driving behavior of human drivers.
    valentinselezynov 3304 2015-04-01 10:06:49.0 login to vote score 2
    I made what i thought was a pretty good joke today.

    I was at the toy shop , and they had a guy dressed up as Sonic the Hedgehog to promote the new mobile game, who accidentally backed into me... at which point I said "that's alright, your difficulties moving in three dimensions are well known".

    Which you are probably expecting was met with rapturous laughter, but it wasn't. I noticed a McDonalds wrapper blow past the entrance, like a tumbleweed.

    The joke being that the early 2D Sonic games on the Megadrive were all critically acclaimed, but the more modern 3D games are widely believed to be garbage. Much like the sense of humour of everyone in the shop. I'm not used to such references going over my audience's head.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-04-01 10:08:04.0 login to vote score 0
    That wasn't funny at all!
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-04-01 10:25:03.0 login to vote score 1
    hitleryspam in da kew.
    iggins 5808 2015-04-01 10:29:43.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: That wasn't funny at all!

    it also wasn'y funny when my kpop reddit turned into a jpop reddit for the day


    now i have to deal with this




    kesshi 1556 2015-04-01 10:48:23.0 login to vote score 1
    One of my favourite subreddits has a great April Fool's joke:

    Behind The Gifs is pretty funny to see. And it even spawned a "Behind the Gif" for it, too, here. Well played.
    tumunga 12492 2015-04-01 13:16:11.0 login to vote score -1
    farkmeblind: You wouldn't volunteer for anything, cowardasshole.

    Quit stalking me, whore slut.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-04-01 13:35:56.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork 998 2015-04-01 13:43:11.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff 887 2015-04-01 13:43:11.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace 5187 2015-04-01 13:47:40.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff:

    Saving that seal for Sr. FFG.


    kesshi: I...just don't know what to say...oh my god...ow ow ow ow ow.

    My husband and I saw your post last night. He couldn't stop laughing and calling the guy on the floor a fucking idiot. It's funny, but not funny. Sometimes Spanish humor just goes way over my head.
    If you logged in, you could post here.