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    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 01:06:33.0 login to vote score 6
    sabine 745 2014-10-25 01:11:38.0 login to vote score 8
    If you bio yourself from an alt and use said bio, you just might be a basketcase.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 01:23:14.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine: If you bio yourself from an alt and use said bio, you just might be a basketcase.

    Um, yeah
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 01:24:49.0 login to vote score 5
    spongegirl circleskirt: I feel you bro. You and I dealt with anxiety and depression a long time. It stunts our genius. :)

    Found my old test scores while cleaning my room for my new bed

    Act 32
    sat 1360

    I half assed my way through those.

    They made me take them like first thing in the morning and I was like fuck you
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 01:26:12.0 login to vote score 3
    Also no professor can make a class more interesting they imagining whay the girls in class are wearing under there clothe


    My add is sometimes drivin by my penis
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-25 01:49:08.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: If you bio yourself from an alt and use said bio, you just might be a basketcase. flashsquatch

    FTFY
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 01:53:51.0 login to vote score 2
    Not sure which manager is showing up to relieve me. As always late manager may or may not be out sick.....again
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 02:09:27.0 login to vote score 2
    Also cute Asian nurse Nina has been declared Ebola free.


    Wonder if she has any dates lined up
    ambition chicken 290 2014-10-25 02:31:51.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: Alright so I done did some thinkin.


    I don't think she is really a RN like she claimed to be, or does not have her license anymore, had it revoked.

    Anyone can be a caregiver, you don't have to be a nurse to do what she does. In fact a lot of them are not nurses.

    Plenty of hospitals hurting bad for any RN right now, to the point where they will be at down your door if you are one, employed or unemployed. No one is knocking on her door.


    So either she never was a nurse or had her shit revoked cause she is all nurse jackie with the patients meds.

    There is a reason no one is trying to hire her for a job that is in demand.


    Also consider she is never sober



    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 03:05:13.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: FTFY

    We need tags
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 03:57:09.0 login to vote score 1
    Ok pork chops are in the frying pan
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-25 03:58:23.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Ok pork chops are in the frying pan

    Nom nom! What are you having with them?
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-25 04:00:11.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: If you bio yourself from an alt and use said bio, you just might be a basketcase.

    Might. Or the alt detector might be fuxxored. I should have done that, but I'm more of a serial altist. I've never overlapped.

    iggins: Alright so I done did some thinkin.

    I don't think she is really a RN like she claimed to be, or does not have her license anymore, had it revoked.

    Plenty of hospitals hurting bad for any RN right now, to the point where they will be at down your door if you are one, employed or unemployed. No one is knocking on her door.


    When employers are "begging for workers", it often means they're wages and workplace practices are so shitty that they're lobbying congress to get a bunch of visas for it. I knew a smart girl, B average in Bio from Brandeis,
    worked at a famous cancer institute after a BU MA. Not "doctor smart", but smart. A doctor started sexually harassing her, so she quit. Went to nursing school because she'd heard it was guaranteed work. Over a year until she got a job. Also, the military med techs I know have bitched about both nursing and pharmacy, even though plenty of press complains that there's not enough to go around.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-25 04:06:44.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 04:19:35.0 login to vote score 2
    So I told my Comanche about the guys I caught trying to pull one over on me the booze, she replied with one word



    Dumbass




    She may never show up to work on time, but she always knows the right thing to say
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 04:20:29.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Nom nom! What are you having with them?

    Just grilled onions
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 04:21:32.0 login to vote score 2
    churly brown: Might. Or the alt detector might be fuxxored. I should have done that, but I'm more of a serial altist. I've never overlapped.



    When employers are "begging for workers", it often means they're wages and workplace practices are so shitty that they're lobbying congress to get a bunch of visas for it. I knew a smart girl, B average in Bio from Brandeis,
    worked at a famous cancer institute after a BU MA. Not "doctor smart", but smart. A doctor started sexually harassing her, so she quit. Went to nursing school because she'd heard it was guaranteed work. Over a year until she got a job. Also, the military med techs I know have bitched about both nursing and pharmacy, even though plenty of press complains that there's not enough to go around.


    Area hospitals here need more nurses since Obama care filled their emergency rooms
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-25 04:22:26.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: So I told my Comanche about the guys I caught trying to pull one over on me the booze, she replied with one word

    Dumbass

    She may never show up to work on time, but she always knows the right thing to say


    Ok, Red. But Kitty told me to tell you:

    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 04:23:13.0 login to vote score 0
    Sexy sexy nurses
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 04:23:44.0 login to vote score 0
    Also I am beating the shit out of the hospital s fantasy football league
    churly brown 12899 2014-10-25 04:29:09.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Area hospitals here need more nurses since Obama care filled their emergency rooms

    I hate Obama-care.
    I hated it so much I fled to freedom in a third-world country. Which is socialist. Or... something.
    Truth is, my "America info" is woefully out-of-date. Sorry.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-25 04:34:09.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Just grilled onions

    I would have mashed potatoes too. I
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-25 04:35:53.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I would have mashed potatoes too. I

    Bitten by the <!

    I meant to say that I <3 mashed potatoes.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-10-25 04:46:23.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 05:03:39.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Bitten by the <!

    I meant to say that I

    Potatoes are great, their uses many
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 05:06:13.0 login to vote score 1
    I believe these erected links to be pakispams as they show up 4 at a time
    cardinal puff 887 2014-10-25 05:13:03.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I believe these erected links to be pakispams as they show up 4 at a time

    I was wondering about that. At least these ones have reasonable content.
    someone who may or may not be Niagra Falls 2014-10-25 05:24:37.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Found my old test scores while cleaning my room for my new bed

    Act 32
    sat 1360

    I half assed my way through those.

    They made me take them like first thing in the morning and I was like fuck you



    Your girlfriend lives in me! You guys wouldn't know her.

    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 06:31:50.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: She hot

    No, he's not hot.



    *Actual picture of said nurse*
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 06:33:25.0 login to vote score 7
    Almost had a code brown this morning.

    I didn't have to go to the bathroom when I woke up, took shower, had some juice. I did have to go as soon as the damned bus showed up. About 40 minutes into the hour long ride I was getting a four stage poop alarmso I pulled the cord and got off at a gas station and let's just say it was a close thing and there's no way I would have made it another 20 minutes. Another person who rides the bus was driving a work vehicle and saw me walking and gave me a ride into town saving me an hour's poop-free walk. Poop.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 06:40:20.0 login to vote score 6
    eddyatwork: Almost had a code brown this morning.

    I didn't have to go to the bathroom when I woke up, took shower, had some juice. I did have to go as soon as the damned bus showed up. About 40 minutes into the hour long ride I was getting a four stage poop alarmso I pulled the cord and got off at a gas station and let's just say it was a close thing and there's no way I would have made it another 20 minutes. Another person who rides the bus was driving a work vehicle and saw me walking and gave me a ride into town saving me an hour's poop-free walk. Poop.


    You didn't pee on top of the tank while there, did you? Iggins hates that.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 06:40:43.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: He had no desire whatsoever after the surgery to get high, while his gf ended up dying from an overdose.

    A.I.D.S. actually.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:43:48.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: No, he's not hot.



    *Actual picture of said nurse*


    Da fuq
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:44:46.0 login to vote score 1
    roddikinsathome: A.I.D.S. actually.

    Overdosed on aids, I realised yesterday that I am the same age as my uncle was when the aids took him



    Creepy
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:45:32.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: You didn't pee on top of the tank while there, did you? Iggins hates that.

    Posses me the fuck off
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:45:37.0 login to vote score 3
    Posses
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:45:46.0 login to vote score 2
    PISSES
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:46:48.0 login to vote score 2
    someone who may or may not be Niagra Falls: Your girlfriend lives in me! You guys wouldn't know her.

    Cause she is Canadian , and lives in Canada, but we can't ever see her because she is in Canada
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 06:47:39.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: I was wondering about that. At least these ones have reasonable content.

    Not bad, but it is still being subbed by a poor little man in a third world Internet country in exchange for food or not being executed
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-25 06:48:23.0 login to vote score 5
    Aww, I missed a squatchdown. Oh well, she'll be back.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 06:51:05.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Overdosed on aids, I realised yesterday that I am the same age as my uncle was when the aids took him.

    Creepy


    I keep getting older than a shit-ton of younger "healthy" people who seem driven to die, it's weird.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 06:52:24.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Da fuq

    I know, right?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 06:53:39.0 login to vote score 3
    throwingknife: You didn't pee on top of the tank while there, did you? Iggins hates that.

    I pooped on top of the tank.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 06:57:19.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: PISSES

    Well now you're going to be pooped off!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:05:58.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead: Aww, I missed a squatchdown. Oh well, she'll be back.

    Dammit, I hate when I miss a squatch sighting.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-10-25 07:07:49.0 login to vote score 6
    eddyatwork: Dammit, I hate when I miss a squatch sighting.

    We need to get spongegirl to say something. Her posts are like blood in a shark tank to the squatch.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:16:26.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I will never understand what some people get from trying to tear someone else down.

    When you have nothing positive yourself, why should anyone else I guess?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:17:05.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: I picked the wrong time to post funny pics of the golden girls.

    Good thing you didn't quit sniffing glue.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:18:34.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I think I broke xxplosiv

    You break it you bought it!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:19:16.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Asian women are not fungible.

    Kpop Girls are extremely not fungible


    Yes they are and yes kpop girls definitely are.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:22:15.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Also if my memory serves me right which is does, a while ago when one ofbuse, most likely me accused her so stealing drugs, she mentioned something interesting.

    She said she got wrote up at a job because her coworker was stealing them.



    Why would she get reprimanded for a coworkers actions if she was not invovled.


    Most likely she got fired, for stealing drugs


    I also seem to recall someone did some internet detective work and verified she lost her license.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:25:03.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Also if someone could post a pic of Data as sherlock Holmes that would really top off my night of chiken sleuthing



    Sorry if it's posted, I'm working on the backlog of the BG.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:25:48.0 login to vote score 6
    eddyatwork: I also seem to recall someone did some internet detective work and verified she lost her license.

    Might be why she can't get a job, no one wants to hire a caregiver who had their license revoked as a nurse, there was a reason for that
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:26:05.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Yes they are and yes kpop girls definitely are.

    Nope no nope nope no
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:27:04.0 login to vote score 0
    jafo: Lately I've been on a tv boxed set binge. Just bought Xena and Scrubs. I've got Miami Vice on a wish list in Amazon (once it goes under $100, I'm buying it). Not too long ago bought Buck Roger and almost got Greatest American Hero. If/when ISPs start charging by bandwidth used, I'm set for television watching (also set for when I'm in a retirement home. I've got plenty of videos to watch while I play minecraft/7 days/ x-com).

    Netflix and Verizon are having a spat apparently because the bandwidth is terrible lately. I mean we're talking old VHS tape quality.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:29:07.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Found my old test scores while cleaning my room for my new bed

    Act 32
    sat 1360

    I half assed my way through those.

    They made me take them like first thing in the morning and I was like fuck you


    I wish I had known about evening classes in college sooner. I might have done way better. FUCK 8 AM CLASSES! Oh and FUCK MATH PROFS WHO ONLY HAVE 8 AM CLASSES!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:29:58.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff:

    Awww, now I feel better.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:31:46.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: We need to get spongegirl to say something. Her posts are like blood in a shark tank to the squatch.

    I'll try to rile her up.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:32:58.0 login to vote score 2
    There's an 8 pm football game tonight. That means the people have lots of time to get good and boozed up and use our bathrooms. GRRR!!!
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-25 07:35:29.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: If you bio yourself from an alt and use said bio, you just might be a basketcase.

    http://www.bannination.com/users/trigonwoman3
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:37:19.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: There's an 8 pm football game tonight. That means the people have lots of time to get good and boozed up and use our bathrooms. GRRR!!!

    Should have saved your code brown, pooped on the floor of the work bathroom, claim it for yourself.


    Or just padlock a stall of your own
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-25 07:40:30.0 login to vote score 5
    eddyatwork: saw me walking

    You can WALK?


    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 07:42:21.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3: You can WALK?

    Only to the fridge and back.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 07:43:27.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: Should have saved your code brown, pooped on the floor of the work bathroom, claim it for yourself.


    Or just padlock a stall of your own


    "A Stall of One's Own" sounds like a good name for a book.
    trigonman3 63 2014-10-25 07:43:39.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Only to the fridge and back.

    You walked to the library fridge, and back to the gas station? That's a weird restriction.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:53:21.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: "A Stall of One's Own" sounds like a good name for a book.

    If will be about asserting your dominance in the workplace rest room
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:53:21.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: "A Stall of One's Own" sounds like a good name for a book.

    If will be about asserting your dominance in the workplace rest room
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 07:54:42.0 login to vote score 1
    Also so fish waitress isn't fired, and she has bronchitis now.


    Poor girl, I think she needs a hug.

















    Preferably her thighs hugging my face
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:04:24.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: Some research concludes this maybe the case.

    Allegedly.


    Given how often she posted TMI about her patients, it's probably just as well.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:07:16.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Given how often she posted TMI about her patients, it's probably just as well.

    She is like the frank burns of nurses
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:09:11.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: I also seem to recall someone did some internet detective work and verified she lost her license.

    Huh, I must have missed that. Dammit.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:09:24.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: She is like the frank burns of nurses

    NERTZ TO YOU!!!
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 08:18:33.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: If will be about asserting your dominance in the workplace rest room

    If you want to bN from the toilet, you need toilet paper and a stall of one's own.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:35:32.0 login to vote score 8
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:37:19.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:38:31.0 login to vote score 7
    farkmeblind: NERTZ TO YOU!!!

    You said it ferret face
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:40:20.0 login to vote score 3
    We are so calling her ferret fave now
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:40:25.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 08:40:48.0 login to vote score 1
    I swear my auto correct has some sort of mental disability
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 08:42:29.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: We are so calling her ferret face now

    I think that's a great idea.
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 09:03:41.0 login to vote score 0
    I am trying to make an all star kpop super group called the nonfungibles


    Having a hard time narrowing down the lineup
    iggins 5808 2014-10-25 09:04:22.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I think that's a great idea.

    Told you guys I was a genius.
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:23:11.0 login to vote score 5
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:24:48.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:29:34.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:29:59.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider 728 2014-10-25 09:33:59.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork 998 2014-10-25 09:44:12.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: I swear my auto correct has some sort of mental disability

    Meaning your auto-correct fits the qualifications to be here on bN.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 09:48:27.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 09:50:48.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 09:52:21.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Meaning your auto-correct fits the qualifications to be here on bN.

    It should get its own account!
    throwingknife 1634 2014-10-25 10:00:43.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    You know he's going to be disappointed about not getting cake all those times. He might start thinking it was all a lie.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-10-25 10:02:37.0 login to vote score 4
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-10-25 10:30:27.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Cutlery

    What every 6th grader needs, carving swords and a cleaver!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 10:35:59.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider:

    SCRATCH THE RAINBOW!
    Taste the rainbow.
    Skittles.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 10:37:33.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: We are so calling her ferret fave now

    Aww, is Messin with Sasquatch over?
    I'll miss that shit matted walking carpet meme.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-10-25 10:39:53.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: surprise her


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 Sat Oct 25 10:59:51 PDT 2014 login to vote score 1
    iggins: FACE



    Let's combine powers.
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