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  • osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-21 14:38:06.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-21 14:39:10.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: The untagger is loose in the kew.

    Where? The sunlight shows who is untagging stuff in the queue, same as with tagging stuff.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-21 14:40:41.0 login to vote score 0
    Guess I'll be staying in the bg until the latest modgasm exhausts itself...
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 14:43:25.0 login to vote score -2
    osirisothedead: Where? The sunlight shows who is untagging stuff in the queue, same as with tagging stuff.

    Yes it does.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-21 14:53:11.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: Yes it does.

    I know. That's why I made that statement...
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 14:54:52.0 login to vote score -1
    osirisothedead: I know. That's why I made that statement...

    and I tested it for repeatability.... never-mind, it is science....
    hillary2016 12802 2014-08-21 15:08:19.0 login to vote score -1
    What's up with all the swearing and downvoting?
    What is the problem?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-21 15:09:06.0 login to vote score 2
    hillary2016 12802 2014-08-21 15:09:47.0 login to vote score -1
    They are really happy to get Daily Kos articles at Fark. You people don't dig them?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-21 15:12:51.0 login to vote score 3
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-21 15:18:31.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Where? The sunlight shows who is untagging stuff in the queue, same as with tagging stuff.

    I keep rematching matched tags.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-21 15:29:42.0 login to vote score 4
    sabine 745 2014-08-21 15:31:50.0 login to vote score 3
    hillary2016: They are really happy to get Daily Kos articles at Fark. You people don't dig them?

    It's been niggling at me for a while, but I think I finally put my finger on who you remind me of: carlosolivera, the "helping" dude.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-08-21 15:34:00.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Guess I'll be staying in the bg until the latest modgasm exhausts itself...

    You'll get over it.
    hillary2016 12802 2014-08-21 15:37:03.0 login to vote score -1
    sabine: It's been niggling at me for a while, but I think I finally put my finger on who you remind me of: carlosolivera, the "helping" dude.

    I had to google that. Somebody in a movie right? Was he handsome hero?

    I had anesthesia yesterday. I'm kind woozy today. Best sleep I've had in months though. I would like to get a tank of that stuff for personal use.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-21 15:43:27.0 login to vote score 1
    halfof33: just got an email from my brother that they are getting together tonight at a "Marquette Bar" to have a few drinks in memory of James Foley.

    Nice thought... I might have to amend my plans


    *sigh* Twittergarden.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-21 15:44:00.0 login to vote score 0
    Sorry about the kew everyone. I squeezed one of my ball zits and it went all over the submission button.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-21 15:46:03.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Sorry about the kew everyone. I squeezed one of my ball zits and it went all over the submission button.

    Inevitable ball zit stench.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-21 16:06:26.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: You'll get over it.

    Too bad you don't seem able to.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-08-21 16:11:27.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Too bad you don't seem able to.

    I'm not sure what you are talking about.
    nathangrey 10887 2014-08-21 16:38:43.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider: Meh, dont have much to say most of the time, and when politics is involved people on both sides of the aisle act like your stabbing babies if you disagree with them.

    As long as you downvote a submission you have no intention of participating in so that others might not, that's the most important thing.
    quinblake 1476 2014-08-21 17:46:57.0 login to vote score 3
    Road construction and a torrential downpour just made my normally 30 minute commute from downtown 2 hours. #soggy #finallyhavingabeer
    quinblake 1476 2014-08-21 17:50:05.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider: Found another village, at x-295 z-1311. It's walled off, light up, and connected to the nether, pretty close to the portal for the first village. Here's a small group of pics. ^_^

    I finally logged in last weekend, did a little touring about, went back to my hovel and got distracted by something IRL and came back to find I must have left the hovel door open by accident because I was in flames and dead :(
    Hadn't gotten around to making a bed and don't have a clue where I was relative to the spawn point lol.
    quinblake 1476 2014-08-21 17:54:53.0 login to vote score 6
    Holy shit, some guy made a working hard drive in Minecraft.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-21 18:02:25.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: Holy shit, some guy made a working hard drive in Minecraft.

    Neato!
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-21 18:08:35.0 login to vote score 4
    quinblake: I finally logged in last weekend, did a little touring about, went back to my hovel and got distracted by something IRL and came back to find I must have left the hovel door open by accident because I was in flames and dead :(
    Hadn't gotten around to making a bed and don't have a clue where I was relative to the spawn point lol.


    If you were still in the same place, head off the mountain and take a left (I think) on the tracks, keep going until you see my lighthouse. Shouldn't even take a minute, we're that close to spawn.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-21 18:22:37.0 login to vote score 8


    Iggy!!!
    joseph smith 12808 2014-08-21 19:13:02.0 login to vote score 6
    quinblake: I finally logged in last weekend, did a little touring about, went back to my hovel and got distracted by something IRL and came back to find I must have left the hovel door open by accident because I was in flames and dead.

    ... Minecraft with Obbop?
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-08-21 20:05:17.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider: Found another village, at x-295 z-1311. It's walled off, light up, and connected to the nether, pretty close to the portal for the first village. Here's a small group of pics. ^_^

    Nice!
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 20:13:54.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Iggy!!!

    i am a good boy
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 20:43:58.0 login to vote score -2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Neato!

    Lolz, twittergarden.


    astronaut love triangle 12527 2014-08-21 21:00:16.0 login to vote score 1
    halfof33: Lolz, twittergarden.

    The ultimate "Me TOO!!!" troll is now on iggy.

    Should you *head* on over to the Foley Memorial Circle-Jerk you made up?

    Get it?? Head?
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 21:02:51.0 login to vote score -2
    astronaut love triangle: The ultimate "Me TOO!!!" troll is now on iggy.

    Should you *head* on over to the Foley Memorial Circle-Jerk you made up?

    Get it?? Head?


    Lol, alt.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 21:03:34.0 login to vote score 5
    heres one to you brits a boner



    the only two airworthy lancasters and the only airworthy vulcan
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-21 21:06:16.0 login to vote score -2
    Hey, mimir, why don't you regale us with tales of your weightlifting or emasculation?
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 21:10:23.0 login to vote score 3
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-08-21 21:14:33.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 21:14:41.0 login to vote score 1
    astronaut love triangle: The ultimate "Me TOO!!!" troll is now on iggy.

    Should you *head* on over to the Foley Memorial Circle-Jerk you made up?

    Get it?? Head?


    wat


    joseph smith 12808 2014-08-21 21:20:35.0 login to vote score 1
    halfof33: Hey, mimir, why don't you regale us with tales of your weightlifting or emasculation?

    Emasculation?

    South Park doesn't have a "Mimir".

    Humor 2.0
    Now with explain-line!
    astronaut love triangle 12527 2014-08-21 21:20:58.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: wat

    Do you have any dogs? I would love to get one again but I am not home enough.
    texas raider 728 2014-08-21 22:01:33.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 23:01:49.0 login to vote score 0
    astronaut love triangle: Do you have any dogs? I would love to get one again but I am not home enough.

    i have two
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-21 23:09:18.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: heres one to you brits a boner
    the only two airworthy lancasters and the only airworthy vulcan


    They flew over my home town, too! [Lincoln is important because of the number of WWII airfields close by, and the Dambusters raid being flown from Scampton, just North of Lincoln. Scampton is now home to the Red Arrows display team; my mom and MIL can frequently watch them practicing]
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 23:13:35.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 23:28:06.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-21 23:37:10.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    The CONE OF SHAME! He wears the cone of shame!
    iggins 5808 2014-08-21 23:39:52.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh shit Simpsons marathon
    joseph smith 12808 2014-08-21 23:55:32.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: The CONE OF SHAME! He wears the cone of shame!

    You wear the cone. You feel shame. Then you get free!
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 02:56:53.0 login to vote score 3
    time for early morning Sojin


    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 03:03:36.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 03:13:27.0 login to vote score 2
    she has weird food tastes


    joseph smith 12808 2014-08-22 03:15:30.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider: Not really. For my part it looks like someone plastered a big "you aren't welcome here" banner. One of the things I like is to browse threads and vote up comments, but all these mod threads make that troublesome.

    I know someone who had that problem.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 03:22:20.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 03:23:54.0 login to vote score 2
    mmmm Bora


    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 03:34:05.0 login to vote score 2
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-22 03:35:07.0 login to vote score 2
    Image crap!


    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-22 03:44:42.0 login to vote score 4
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-22 03:45:24.0 login to vote score 4
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-22 03:46:55.0 login to vote score 4
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-22 03:47:35.0 login to vote score 4
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-22 03:48:03.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 04:00:24.0 login to vote score 2
    The coffee machines are loud enough to drown out my farts, it was a looooooooong one
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 04:07:20.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh cock nuggets. I don't see the tiny barista with the cute name
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-22 05:19:45.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-22 05:44:33.0 login to vote score 3
    1 day to go!!!


    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-22 06:27:08.0 login to vote score 9
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-22 06:30:25.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: [image removed]

    Kitty needs a rubber duckie.
    markymary 10732 2014-08-22 07:12:20.0 login to vote score 5
    markymary 10732 2014-08-22 07:12:47.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 07:13:44.0 login to vote score 0
    Heh, moderation must be working, someone had to bring back yottatroll from the dead.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 07:14:59.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins:

    Bignasty should do that to his cat.
    markymary 10732 2014-08-22 07:21:28.0 login to vote score 4
    markymary 10732 2014-08-22 07:27:31.0 login to vote score 4
    markymary 10732 2014-08-22 07:28:44.0 login to vote score 1
    markymary 10732 2014-08-22 07:35:11.0 login to vote score -2
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 07:46:55.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 07:48:32.0 login to vote score 0
    So...markymary is also yottatroll as well as being phil/tumunga.

    I think this is roughly three people, one of whom is tumunga/sunofsam/yottas/michaelmoron.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 07:48:47.0 login to vote score 2
    I PLAYED WITH A DOZEN KITTENS AND THE GIRL AT THE ADOPTION CENTER WAS A CUTE ASIAN WITH A NICE ASS






    SO MANY KITTIES
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 07:49:41.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: So...markymary is also yottatroll as well as being phil/tumunga.

    I think this is roughly three people, one of whom is tumunga/sunofsam/yottas/michaelmoron.


    any of them take the no alt pledge?


    also i though SoS passed on to another place
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 07:50:58.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: any of them take the no alt pledge?


    also i though SoS passed on to another place


    Pfff as if we could be so lucky. I don't think the no alt pledge is worth much anymore.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 07:57:13.0 login to vote score 4


    Food for thought.


    markymary 10732 2014-08-22 07:57:25.0 login to vote score 0
    Uh-Oh


    Look where the BG is going.....
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-22 08:00:36.0 login to vote score -2
    farkmeblind: Food for thought.

    Make sure you make room for Antonio Smith, gunned down in Chicago... food for thought.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-22 08:07:05.0 login to vote score 3
    It's retarded managerial logic time!

    The reason for them taking away the entire point of our job is to "give you time to ensure you get everything done".

    We crunched some numbers, data entry @ 2 lines per second, 12 lines (average) per PO and 50 POs a day, that's 300 seconds, 5 minutes.

    5 minutes. Over 8 hours.
    God damn, no wonder I can't get caught up, I was missing those 5 vital minutes!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-22 08:18:04.0 login to vote score 5
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-22 08:26:36.0 login to vote score -1
    well the kew is shot all to hell again with the anonopansy alt headlines.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 08:27:35.0 login to vote score 0
    Heh, so how's that "WAAAAAAAAHHH I DOAN WIKE BLACK PEPUL POSTING IN MY BN" working for everyone?

    *snicker*
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-22 08:35:18.0 login to vote score 0
    Lovely, another modgasm...
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-22 08:37:06.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Heh, so how's that "WAAAAAAAAHHH I DOAN WIKE BLACK PEPUL POSTING IN MY BN" working for everyone?

    *snicker*


    LOLZ! Oh man, fmb has gone pure race card.

    talk about a pity party, and it is all in her head.

    *snicker*

    /I'm guessing we are going to see some anonymous n-word comments shortly, and maybe some pilfered flower money?
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 08:43:34.0 login to vote score 1
    This ghost chili hot sauce is over rated.

    Says more than one drop is suicide, took like 15 to get any reasonable heat
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 08:44:15.0 login to vote score 3


    SPELLCHECK, people!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-22 08:52:52.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Oh cock nuggets. I don't see the tiny barista with the cute name

    She probably smelled your fart and ran away.
    mimir 6886 2014-08-22 08:55:41.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Lovely, another modgasm...

    You'll get over it.

    Or you won't, and you'll continue to whine about it.

    I know which is more likely.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-22 08:56:09.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Lovely, another modgasm...

    CRY MOAR!!!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 09:00:58.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: You'll get over it.

    Or you won't, and you'll continue to whine about it.

    I know which is more likely.


    He posts in modded threads, so he can't even claim he's above them.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-22 09:04:10.0 login to vote score 0
    I'm just going to wait quietly until all of you superior folk start whining about the trolls posting in here again.

    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-22 09:05:10.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I'm just going to wait quietly until all of you superior folk start whining about the trolls posting in here again.

    They can post all they want. I have fixbn. I prefer to save my strength for people bawwwing about mod threads instead of posting their own.
    mimir 6886 2014-08-22 09:05:42.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: I'm just going to wait quietly until all of you superior folk start whining about the trolls posting in here again.

    The key to waiting quietly is to be quiet.

    That seems to be the part you're having problems with.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 09:08:16.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: The key to waiting quietly is to be quiet.

    If you don't hunt, you should think about it. That's the hardest thing to learn.
    mimir 6886 2014-08-22 09:11:36.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: If you don't hunt, you should think about it. That's the hardest thing to learn.

    I'd love to hunt, but it's ridiculously expensive here. I can't justify the cost relative to other necessary expenditures.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 09:21:30.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I'm just going to wait quietly until all of you superior folk start whining about the trolls posting in here again.

    We'll make our own bannination.com.



    With blackjack, and hookers
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-22 09:22:42.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: We'll make our own bannination.com.



    With blackjack, and hookers


    Forget the hookers! Oh forget the whole thing.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 09:26:39.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: I'd love to hunt, but it's ridiculously expensive here. I can't justify the cost relative to other necessary expenditures.

    That sucks. I guess I don't think about it because I have a selection of guns to borrow and private property to hunt on.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-22 09:27:36.0 login to vote score 1
    You have to borrow one? That implies strongly that you don't have your own GUN which is unAmerican!
    mimir 6886 2014-08-22 09:34:31.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: That sucks. I guess I don't think about it because I have a selection of guns to borrow and private property to hunt on.

    I've got the guns and the bow, just nowhere to go. Leases run quite a bit around here, and I'd rather sink that money into debt reduction/elimination.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 09:39:45.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: You have to borrow one? That implies strongly that you don't have your own GUN which is unAmerican!

    I have like 15
    selectivedisclosure 45 2014-08-22 10:29:01.0 login to vote score 6
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 10:34:43.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: You have to borrow one? That implies strongly that you don't have your own GUN which is unAmerican!

    I can't kill a deer with my pellet gun. Someone may be able to headshot a deer through the eye at 100 yards, but not me.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-08-22 10:51:43.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: 1 day to go!!!

    Oh yes, oh yes. I punched the air when Capaldi was revealed last year and have been counting the days.



    My VPN, BBC iPlayer, and Chromecast are at the ready so I can "do it live" at 2:50 PM ET tomorrow.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-22 11:23:14.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: It's retarded managerial logic time!

    The reason for them taking away the entire point of our job is to "give you time to ensure you get everything done".

    We crunched some numbers, data entry @ 2 lines per second, 12 lines (average) per PO and 50 POs a day, that's 300 seconds, 5 minutes.

    5 minutes. Over 8 hours.
    God damn, no wonder I can't get caught up, I was missing those 5 vital minutes!


    How is the nice young lady who takes your papers doing?
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-22 11:31:15.0 login to vote score 4
    As of today I have a grand daughter, Clementine Jane. Sounds kind of weird, but I think I like it.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-22 11:33:05.0 login to vote score 2
    dogs laughter: As of today I have a grand daughter, Clementine Jane. Sounds kind of weird, but I think I like it.

    I have a great-niece named Josephine. At some point there will be Napoleon jokes.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-22 11:34:22.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-22 11:37:14.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: As of today I have a grand daughter, Clementine Jane. Sounds kind of weird, but I think I like it.

    Congratulations!
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-22 11:41:22.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Congratulations!

    Thanks! That now makes a grand son and grand daughter by my youngest girl. My two oldest kids have expressed no interest what so ever in having kids.
    mikeflstfi 4335 2014-08-22 11:45:41.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: mmmm Bora

    Here you go iggins...

    A Simple Request
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-08-22 11:47:21.0 login to vote score 1
    <nerd>
    post 80686/i686
    </nerd>
    mimir 6886 2014-08-22 11:49:27.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: Oh yes, oh yes. I punched the air when Capaldi was revealed last year and have been counting the days.



    My VPN, BBC iPlayer, and Chromecast are at the ready so I can "do it live" at 2:50 PM ET tomorrow.


    The Oddlingette and I are quite ready for this.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-22 11:51:38.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: How is the nice young lady who takes your papers doing?

    Still happily married. :p
    sabine 745 2014-08-22 11:54:11.0 login to vote score 3
    I H8 H8 H8 the McDonalds "economnomnomics" ads.
    so vote republican 6688 2014-08-22 12:03:18.0 login to vote score -1
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-08-22 12:21:00.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Heh, moderation must be working, someone had to bring back yottatroll from the dead.

    farkmeblind: So...markymary is also yottatroll as well as being phil/tumunga.

    I think this is roughly three people, one of whom is tumunga/sunofsam/yottas/michaelmoron.


    Wait, what now? Share info- I need to know what that's about.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-08-22 12:30:18.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh I see. He's back! And still just as retarded!


    someone who may or may not be the truth 2014-08-22 12:38:13.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle: Wait, what now? Share info- I need to know what that's about.

    it's about the delusions in her head
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-22 13:46:19.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle: Oh I see. He's back! And still just as retarded!

    B_b DAMMIT! >_<
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-08-22 14:24:25.0 login to vote score 0
    Just used a Toto Washlet. I'm never getting off the can again.
    If you logged in, you could post here.