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  • random bacon 12498 2015-03-04 06:33:03.0 login to vote score 1
    New guy doesn't just talk to himself, he yells at himself. All the time.

    And the dragon breath.

    ...57 work days
    fallen from grace 5187 2015-03-04 07:03:21.0 login to vote score 5
    mimir: Hey stranger. Good to see you.

    Hope you're staying warm in the frozen north. Or, alternately, the cold is giving you ample reason to make ways to stay warm with Senor FFG.

    Both work.


    Well, we were in bikini and swim trunks at the beach in Tofo, MZ 2 weeks ago, freezing our butts off in NNY this past weekend, and looking forward to our first anniversary tomorrow in sleety DC.
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-04 07:09:05.0 login to vote score 0
    Why does my phone battery suddenly start to suck ass when I'm not on "blazing fast 4G!"

    4G I can stream pandora all day (8hrs) and barely hit 75%.
    At 2.5G (no really) it's been an hour and the battery is already at 85%.

    WTF?

    On the plus side it does take most of the month to go through my 4G allotment with Pandora versus 2 days with Spotify. And no memory card required.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 07:50:12.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider: keyboard klub

    It's the final countdown!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 08:00:04.0 login to vote score 2
    Therapy was tough yesterday. Good progress. Ruined my makeup.
    'Twas like stepping on a Lego. Hurt sharp and tough, made my eyes leak sad juice, but no harm done. I'm down to once a month or two now.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 08:54:16.0 login to vote score 3
    fallen from grace: Maybe Tabs could mentor you with the ladies and the future employment.

    AND I CAN PLAY WITH HIS CORGI DOGGY
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 08:57:06.0 login to vote score 0
    SNOW DAY!!!
    burntman 1528 2015-03-04 08:58:10.0 login to vote score 0
    fallen from grace: Well, we were in bikini and swim trunks at the beach in Tofo, MZ

    That's pretty close to my house. Did you go dive with the whale sharks?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 09:02:33.0 login to vote score 2
    fallen from grace: Maybe Tabs could mentor you with the ladies and the future employment.

    There are things beyond even Tabs' power.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 09:03:19.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: That's pretty close to my house. Did you go dive with the whale sharks?

    you have great white sharks, fuck that

    also second consecutive 400, beats mode mother fucker, and you did it without AB's boat oar
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 09:03:27.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace: Well, we were in bikini and swim trunks at the beach in Tofo, MZ 2 weeks ago, freezing our butts off in NNY this past weekend, and looking forward to our first anniversary tomorrow in sleety DC.

    New New York? Did you visit Madison Cube Garden?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 09:04:28.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: AND I CAN PLAY WITH HIS CORGI DOGGY

    Iggins, I told you that they got rid of all the doges there and they renamed it SeaCATtle!
    burntman 1528 2015-03-04 09:08:49.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: you have great white sharks, fuck that

    also second consecutive 400, beats mode mother fucker, and you did it without AB's boat oar


    My house in Mozambique, not Cape Town. The waters too fucking cold here.

    Amla is a god.


    lady tabernash 4405 2015-03-04 09:10:19.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Iggins, I told you that they got rid of all the doges there and they renamed it SeaCATtle!

    We live near Bummertown where the bremelos run free.

    ;-)

    lady tabernash 4405 2015-03-04 09:12:01.0 login to vote score 1
    lady tabernash: We live near Bummertown where the bremelos run roam free.

    ;-)


    ftfm

    tabernash 1083 2015-03-04 09:14:59.0 login to vote score 2
    lady tabernash: We live near Bummertown where the bremelos run free. ;-)

    Don't forget the Portasaurses!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 09:21:44.0 login to vote score 2
    lady tabernash: We live near Bummertown where the bremelos run free.

    ;-)


    If I moved there they'd rename it BAWWWmertown!
    tabernash 1083 2015-03-04 09:23:21.0 login to vote score 1
    lady tabernash: We live near Bummertown where the bremelos run free. ;-)

    Don't forget the country motto...

    Kidnap County: Come on vacation, leave on probation.


    :-)
    tabernash 1083 2015-03-04 09:24:34.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: If I moved there they'd rename it BAWWWmertown!

    That's way better than...

    Ballzittown

    WAY better!
    jimmythehutt 2751 2015-03-04 09:40:05.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Say that to Ronda Rousey.

    In person.

    /heh


    I would pay money to see that.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 09:42:50.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: My house in Mozambique, not Cape Town. The waters too fucking cold here.

    Amla is a god.


    Amla burnt them for 159, he has a dangerous boat oar as well
    burntman 1528 2015-03-04 09:47:52.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: he has a dangerous boat oar as well

    You think?

     In January 2011 Amla became the fastest cricketer to reach 2000 Runs in ODIs in his 40th ODI innings. Recently, He became fastest cricketer to score 20 ODI centuries. He is currently ranked by theInternational Cricket Council as the world's number 3 batsman in Test and One Day Internationals (ODIs).[3] Amla became the first South African to score a Test match triple century when he scored 311 not out against England in 2012. In the 57th innings of his one-day international career, Amla became the fastest batsman to score 3,000 ODI runs, requiring 12 innings fewer than Sir Vivian Richards. Also on 8 December 2013, he became the fastest batsman to score 4,000 ODI runs, requiring 8 innings fewer than Sir Vivian Richards. In his 57th match, Hashim Amla became the fastest cricketer to reach 10 centuries in ODIs. In 2013, Hashim Amla became the first batsman since Ricky Ponting to head both the Test and ODI rankings at the same time in the latest ICC charts. In 2014 he became the fastest cricketer to reach 15 centuries in ODIs in his 86th inning. In the same year he became the fastest cricketer to reach 16 centuries in ODIs in his 94th inning and fastest cricketer to 17 centuries in ODIs in his 98th inning. He scored 5 hundreds in ODIs in 2014. On 16 January 2015 against West Indies he became the fastest to reach 5000 runs in ODIs in his 101st inning. On 18 January 2015 he became the fastest cricketer to 18 centuries in ODIs in his 102nd inning. On 3 March 2015 he became the fastest cricketer to reach 20 centuries in ODIs in his 108th inning. He has scored ODI centuries against all test playing countries and only the 4th person to do so.


    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 09:56:00.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: You think?

     In January 2011 Amla became the fastest cricketer to reach 2000 Runs in ODIs in his 40th ODI innings. Recently, He became fastest cricketer to score 20 ODI centuries. He is currently ranked by theInternational Cricket Council as the world's number 3 batsman in Test and One Day Internationals (ODIs).[3] Amla became the first South African to score a Test match triple century when he scored 311 not out against England in 2012. In the 57th innings of his one-day international career, Amla became the fastest batsman to score 3,000 ODI runs, requiring 12 innings fewer than Sir Vivian Richards. Also on 8 December 2013, he became the fastest batsman to score 4,000 ODI runs, requiring 8 innings fewer than Sir Vivian Richards. In his 57th match, Hashim Amla became the fastest cricketer to reach 10 centuries in ODIs. In 2013, Hashim Amla became the first batsman since Ricky Ponting to head both the Test and ODI rankings at the same time in the latest ICC charts. In 2014 he became the fastest cricketer to reach 15 centuries in ODIs in his 86th inning. In the same year he became the fastest cricketer to reach 16 centuries in ODIs in his 94th inning and fastest cricketer to 17 centuries in ODIs in his 98th inning. He scored 5 hundreds in ODIs in 2014. On 16 January 2015 against West Indies he became the fastest to reach 5000 runs in ODIs in his 101st inning. On 18 January 2015 he became the fastest cricketer to 18 centuries in ODIs in his 102nd inning. On 3 March 2015 he became the fastest cricketer to reach 20 centuries in ODIs in his 108th inning. He has scored ODI centuries against all test playing countries and only the 4th person to do so.




    partnered with AB you have a very lethal pairing
    burntman 1528 2015-03-04 10:01:45.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: partnered with AB you have a very lethal pairing

    Meh. The Proteas will choke. They always do.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 10:13:16.0 login to vote score 3
    who is a pretty dog?

    I am a pretty dog
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 10:15:11.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 10:32:25.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 11:10:21.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: She'd pop your haid like a grape.

    Also do you think she is capable of performing coitus without using an arm bar
    burntman 1528 2015-03-04 11:33:06.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Also do you think she is capable of performing coitus without using an arm bar

    let her get you in closed guard. Maybe you can get your rocks off dry humping her before she chokes you out.

    like this:


    sabine 745 2015-03-04 12:15:47.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Why does my phone battery suddenly start to suck ass when I'm not on "blazing fast 4G!"

    I'm going to guess that the phone is constantly trying to renegotiate the higher bandwidth connection, chowing up both power on the LTE and CDMA radios. When you're happily settled on 4G, the downloading goes faster so the radio is engaged less often and only one is ever drawing power.

    To test this theory, when you're somewhere without reliable 4G coverage, try manually disabling 4G on the device and see if battery life improves.
    grahams 5 2015-03-04 12:54:30.0 login to vote score 12
    Few small changes to bN

    Credit card donations work again
    You now need a low nancy and stfu in order to send bios
    handed out a few infinity signs
    grahams 5 2015-03-04 12:57:31.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon: Why does my phone battery suddenly start to suck ass when I'm not on "blazing fast 4G!"

    4G I can stream pandora all day (8hrs) and barely hit 75%.
    At 2.5G (no really) it's been an hour and the battery is already at 85%.

    WTF?

    On the plus side it does take most of the month to go through my 4G allotment with Pandora versus 2 days with Spotify. And no memory card required.


    When you have a 4g signal, your phone stops looking for anything else

    When you have a 2g signal your phone is likely looking for both 3g and 4g so probably 3x the radio transmissions. I also expect lower generations would use more battery power per megabyte transferred since they need more radio time to do it.
    libs keep banning me 9992 2015-03-04 13:01:30.0 login to vote score 0
    grahams: Few small changes to bN

    Credit card donations work again
    You now need a low nancy and stfu in order to send bios
    handed out a few infinity signs


    You forgot "gave queue AIDS". :)
    grahams 5 2015-03-04 13:02:48.0 login to vote score 6
    libs keep banning me: You forgot "gave queue AIDS". :)

    thats not new
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-04 13:24:32.0 login to vote score 1
    zombiestomper 7393 2015-03-04 13:47:01.0 login to vote score 0
    grahams: Few small changes to bN

    Credit card donations work again
    You now need a low nancy and stfu in order to send bios
    handed out a few infinity signs


    Keep up the. Good work.
    BN is the only site loading on Southwest wifi.

    You must be doing something right.

    burntman 1528 2015-03-04 13:47:11.0 login to vote score 0
    grahams:
    handed out a few infinity signs


    :(

    Who else besides darth?
    grahams 5 2015-03-04 13:47:44.0 login to vote score 0
    zombiestomper: Keep up the. Good work.
    BN is the only site loading on Southwest wifi.

    You must be doing something right.


    I've never actually been able to reach it on southwest wifi without paying for it.

    Most google stuff works for me without parting with cash :)
    grahams 5 2015-03-04 13:47:58.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman: :(

    Who else besides darth?


    phear is apparently long overdue :(
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 14:01:29.0 login to vote score 0
    grahams: Few small changes to bN

    Credit card donations work again
    You now need a low nancy and stfu in order to send bios
    handed out a few infinity signs


    I don't know what infinity signs are, but I'm sure I'll be angry when I find out, especially if it involves math because fuck math!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 14:05:04.0 login to vote score 1
    comicbookguy: I just popped a HUUUUGE zit on my scrotum. There was blood!! And pus!! And solidified pus!!

    BALLZIT ALERT!
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-04 14:09:15.0 login to vote score 1
    grahams: Few small changes to bN

    Credit card donations work again

    Well, there goes that excuse

    grahams:
    You now need a low nancy and stfu in order to send bios

    Good idea

    grahams:
    handed out a few infinity signs


    :(
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-04 14:24:18.0 login to vote score 0
    grahams: Few small changes to bN

    Credit card donations work again
    You now need a low nancy and stfu in order to send bios
    handed out a few infinity signs


    IIRC, user "i sell cars" was also phear.
    grahams 5 2015-03-04 14:35:01.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: IIRC, user "i sell cars" was also phear.

    I believe so, but i'm not sure I care to out everyone's alts when they die
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-04 14:35:50.0 login to vote score 0
    grahams: I believe so, but i'm not sure I care to out everyone's alts when they die

    Fair point.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-04 14:57:02.0 login to vote score 4
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-04 15:39:30.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: I don't know what infinity signs are, but I'm sure I'll be angry when I find out, especially if it involves math because fuck math!

    grahams sets the cool score to infinity when a bNer is confirmed to have died, you ingrate. I hope a spider hides on your scooter when you get on the bus, jumps out and makes you miss your stop.
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-04 16:09:43.0 login to vote score 4
    I just successfully did some car repair that required using multiple wrenches, socket and box-end. It sort of gives me a little manly feeling, even though it was on a relative's Prius.
    bucket of truth 1525 2015-03-04 16:27:20.0 login to vote score 5
    throwingknife: I just successfully did some car repair that required using multiple wrenches, socket and box-end. It sort of gives me a little manly feeling, even though it was on a relative's Prius.

    Man card renewal is a good feeling. I replaced a flat tire a couple months ago. I was almost late to my mani-pedi!
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-04 16:36:07.0 login to vote score 2
    bucket of truth: Man card renewal is a good feeling. I replaced a flat tire a couple months ago. I was almost late to my mani-pedi!

    Yes. I celebrated with some nice Gorgonzola on crackers.
    lady tabernash 4405 2015-03-04 16:55:34.0 login to vote score 5
    throwingknife: I just successfully did some car repair that required using multiple wrenches, socket and box-end. It sort of gives me a little manly feeling, even though it was on a relative's Prius.


    bucket of truth: Man card renewal is a good feeling. I replaced a flat tire a couple months ago. I was almost late to my mani-pedi!

    Couple months ago for me too, multiple wrenches and sockets to change out the battery, finding the correct one was difficult.
    Good thing I don't need a man card. ;-)





    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:09:13.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: I don't know what infinity signs are, but I'm sure I'll be angry when I find out, especially if it involves math because fuck math!


    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: grahams sets the cool score to infinity when a bNer is confirmed to have died, you ingrate. I hope a spider hides on your scooter when you get on the bus, jumps out and makes you miss your stop.

    Oops.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:14:04.0 login to vote score 3
    Weird thing happened to me today.
    You know how I said I've been bulldozing through the pain and exhaustion

    Shouldn't have done that. After I had a shower and separated laundry this morning I went to lie down because I was dizzy and tired. I'm not sure if I slept or literally passed out. I feel really weird. Brain fog. I'm not really sure what happened to my day. Poof. It's gone.
    I actually want to go back to bed. This is my life now.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:15:10.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm actually out right now getting sushi for Spongeboy so at least I got out.
    Just so weird.
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 17:16:17.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:16:46.0 login to vote score 5
    We are feasting on my underwater friends tonight!
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-04 17:23:08.0 login to vote score 3
    lady tabernash: Couple months ago for me too, multiple wrenches and sockets to change out the battery, finding the correct one was difficult.
    Good thing I don't need a man card. ;-)


    It's gotta be satisfying no matter your gender. I can do this. I can be independent. I can be self-reliant. I don't need to rely on cajoling or paying someone else.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-04 17:23:49.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: We are feasting on my underwater friends tonight!


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:24:28.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 17:25:05.0 login to vote score 0
    My leg!
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-04 17:26:11.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: We are feasting on my underwater friends tonight!



    NOOOOO!!!
    zolividor 642 2015-03-04 17:50:33.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: We are feasting on my underwater friends tonight!

    Never heard of edible starfish.
    fucktard 12725 2015-03-04 17:57:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Are you awake, Iggins?
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-04 18:08:40.0 login to vote score 2
    fucktard: Are you awake, Iggins?

    He's going crazy. It's snowing so hard that he sweeps or shovels one strip on the lot and it's covered by the time he gets that strip done.
    fucktard 12725 2015-03-04 18:12:42.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: He's going crazy. It's snowing so hard that he sweeps or shovels one strip on the lot and it's covered by the time he gets that strip done.

    I haven't been around in months... came back to find that my "thread admin" spoof had been killed. Modded down in its prime... so sad...

    Snow... heh... I guess his doggies are happy...
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 18:17:05.0 login to vote score 6


    Genius!
    bucket of truth 1525 2015-03-04 18:20:52.0 login to vote score 3
    kesshi: Genius!

    Wow. A marvel of engineering. Someone put a lot of planning into making that work.
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 18:31:06.0 login to vote score 2


    Speaking of a "marvel of engineering" we have this, too.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 18:47:21.0 login to vote score 0
    Kesshi, if you don't stop posting animated gifs in the beer garden I'm going to rip off your balls and light them on fire and then use them to make an animated gif on why I hate animated gifs in the beer garden!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 18:57:28.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Kesshi, if you don't stop posting animated gifs in the beer garden I'm going to rip off your balls and light them on fire and then use them to make an animated gif on why I hate animated gifs in the beer garden!

    Settle down, Beavis.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 18:58:33.0 login to vote score 1
    zolividor: Never heard of edible starfish.

    We are having crab, squid, and squirrel.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-04 19:00:19.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 19:05:26.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Settle down, Beavis.

    Don't you start you squirrel eater!
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-04 19:32:00.0 login to vote score 2
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-04 19:33:07.0 login to vote score 1
    kesshi:

    Curse you!!
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-04 19:33:20.0 login to vote score 1
    jimmythehutt: I would pay money to see that.

    So would I.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-04 19:35:39.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Also do you think she is capable of performing coitus without using an arm bar

    No, but you'll like it anyway.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-04 19:38:22.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: It's gotta be satisfying no matter your gender. I can do this. I can be independent. I can be self-reliant. I don't need to rely on cajoling or paying someone else.

    My sister discovered this today while fixing her water heater.
    Comment by tumunga zapped by community moderation. | appeal.
    marla singer's laundry 10692 2015-03-04 20:41:35.0 login to vote score 0
    Hey Turdmonger, aren't you supposed to stay off the internet as per your probation?
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 21:02:11.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: He's going crazy. It's snowing so hard that he sweeps or shovels one strip on the lot and it's covered by the time he gets that strip done.

    no i am off work tonight, those fuck tards are on their own
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 21:02:53.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: No, but you'll like it anyway.

    i only need 14 seconds
    fucktard 12725 2015-03-04 21:03:09.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: no i am off work tonight, those fuck tards are on their own

    Check your bio.
    jimmythehutt 2751 2015-03-04 21:13:59.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: So would I.

    I wonder if we could make it happen.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 21:22:11.0 login to vote score 3
    fucktard: Check your bio.


    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 21:39:17.0 login to vote score 2
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-04 21:45:41.0 login to vote score 2
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-04 21:57:26.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: Kesshi, if you don't stop posting animated gifs in the beer garden I'm going to rip off your balls and light them on fire and then use them to make an animated gif on why I hate animated gifs in the beer garden!

    If Grahams had let us post webms or gifvs I'd use them instead. Too bad he died before such technology became available.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-04 22:09:10.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: i only need 14 seconds

    Number one reason why iggins never gets a second date.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 22:19:13.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Number one reason why iggins never gets a second date.

    at least i can eat cheese, in fact i am eating cheese right now
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-04 22:38:25.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 23:25:03.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman 1528 2015-03-04 23:51:15.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff:

    The mountains on fire again. :(


    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 23:54:04.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2015-03-04 23:58:42.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-05 00:29:49.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: The mountains on fire again. :(

    Damn.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-05 00:30:17.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins:

    Cattle doge is exhausted.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 00:47:32.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Damn.

    This time it's on the other side of the mountain, so it doesn't affect me. But it's a big one.

    It's still going after 5 days but they seem to have got it under control.


    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 00:56:30.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: This time it's on the other side of the mountain, so it doesn't affect me. But it's a big one.

    It's still going after 5 days but they seem to have got it under control.


    maybe i can fart it out
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 01:18:31.0 login to vote score 0
    O_o

    wtf? My bank just sent me an email trying to sell me whiskey?


    texas raider 728 2015-03-05 01:47:49.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider 728 2015-03-05 01:51:48.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 03:36:58.0 login to vote score 1
    just spent 2 hours to get my dad's truck out of a ditch, digging and pushing trying to get him out, while the whole time there and back trying not to get my 2 wheel drive camry stuck. got his 4 wheel out, got my car backa nd got it stuck at the end of my drive way, fuck it, close enough
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 03:53:44.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 04:04:39.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 05:25:49.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: maybe i can fart it out

    You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 05:30:32.0 login to vote score 2
    All the cars under the carports at my apartments are covered in snow. Dammit, wind!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 05:41:24.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 05:42:14.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.

    in the same way they use explosives to put out oil well fires.


    the blast ignites and the expanding gasses displace the oxygen and put out the fire
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-05 05:47:35.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3: You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.

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