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    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:04:25.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: You aren't? Dammit, I wondered why I had such bad breath.

    my dog does the same thing
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:04:29.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Cardinal poopf

    Tagged.... oh wait.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:04:47.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Cardinal poopf

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT GRAHAMS WE NEED BG TAGS


    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:08:06.0 login to vote score 2
    Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.

    /I'll shut up now
















    //no, I won't.
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 10:21:09.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.


    The blocks of a cathedral have reciprocating saw blades and can make cuts at up to a 45-degree offset?
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 10:22:24.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Jesus built my hotrod.

    Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:23:56.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Grrrr, precision of language.

    "The blocks of a cathedral are like a vast jigsaw"

    Well, no. In a very very real sense, they are indeed a vast, 3-D jigsaw.

    /I'll shut up now
















    //no, I won't.


    post airplanes
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:25:12.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:25:27.0 login to vote score 1
    The person narrating the [cathedral stone] block pattern and cutting segment likened it to dressmaking. Another flying buttress under my deepening suspicion that all of human "progress" is based on such a fucking simple set of ideas.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:26:01.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: post airplanes

    Working on a different area of jommetry at the mo.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:30:19.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Working on a different area of jommetry at the mo.

    Sojin finds this boring


    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 10:30:22.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Are they paying for it?

    Nope. They're just pissed off that I'm not online working.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 10:32:15.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: That's very inconsiderate of her. Boobies want to be free!

    minus the sweater


    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:32:33.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Sojin finds this boring

    Sojin can lick my butthole.



    And no, you can't watch and there will be no pics.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 10:38:43.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: Sojin can lick my butthole.



    And no, you can't watch and there will be no pics.


    Spoilsport!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:39:21.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh wow. Lift smoked glass bottle to lips expecting dark beer, get hard cider.

    YOW!

    Still good.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:44:35.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 10:47:46.0 login to vote score 1
    I love it when I'm watching a historical documentary and they spotlight a place I've actually been.
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:10:59.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Premature ejaculator.

    That's a great band name.

    And we'll start out set like a half hour before the posted show time or finish like 20 minutes early
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:11:34.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: [image removed]

    You should get that as a tattoo
    iggins 5808 2014-11-23 11:12:13.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh wow. Lift smoked glass bottle to lips expecting dark beer, get hard cider.

    YOW!

    Still good.


    Two completely different things, that must have been a shock
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 11:22:33.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Two completely different things, that must have been a shock

    Was. Yum.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 11:27:59.0 login to vote score 0
    IT'S 46F!!!!
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-23 11:37:45.0 login to vote score 1
    I think I will just leave this quote here for future reference (and swipe-age). This has so much potential for use here in some threads.



    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts; for support rather than illumination."

    - Andrew Lang (b. 31 March 1844 – d. 20 July 1912)
    tabernash 1083 2014-11-23 11:39:01.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh and this one too:

    He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.

    - Andrew Lang

    texas raider 728 2014-11-23 12:05:58.0 login to vote score 1
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    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:18:48.0 login to vote score 0
    Well shit, I also need an engineer.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:48:47.0 login to vote score 0
    I only need 500 more words. AGHHHH!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-11-23 12:53:25.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I only need 500 more words. AGHHHH!

    Lorem Ipsem....
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:56:14.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Lorem Ipsem....

    That's about it.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 12:56:48.0 login to vote score 0
    It's one fucking paragraph. Goddammit I've written more with less!
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:12:32.0 login to vote score 0
    Couple of non-twitch tech items:

    Crome is broken in ChrUbuntu. Which leads me to:

    Does anyone else here use the tor browser?
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:14:48.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: It's one fucking paragraph. Goddammit I've written more with less!

    I wrote a mineral property evaluation report for a company (they paid me) now they are using my writing to make their own report.

    I'm going to bill them $6,000.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 13:15:44.0 login to vote score 2
    totalsecurity: I wrote a mineral property evaluation report for a company (they paid me) now they are using my writing to make their own report.

    I'm going to bill them $6,000.


    Good.
    totalsecurity 1281 2014-11-23 13:20:54.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Good.

    Wait I didn't get to the best part: a lolyer is 'writing' the reports, and like the other lolyer in the company knows nothing about physical science. I gave them one free call the other day. And when he quoted some of my material I told him to be certain to properly attribute the quote because I am not responsible for their scam. I just used different words.
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 14:04:54.0 login to vote score 4
    And the internoodles is back. That's some damn fine service, Lou.
    vet_curm 1500 2014-11-23 15:01:10.0 login to vote score 0
    totalsecurity: Couple of non-twitch tech items:

    Crome is broken in ChrUbuntu. Which leads me to:

    Does anyone else here use the tor browser?


    Not me. There are things I only communicate when I'm face to face in a public space. Otherwise, I assume the link is compromised

    (my master encryption key is 40 characters long but I don't even use that over links - the assumption being that somebody might know more than I do about crypto, since it's not my profession).
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 15:41:13.0 login to vote score 1
    OMFG that took FOREVER.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-23 15:48:46.0 login to vote score 4
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-11-23 15:48:59.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: OMFG that took FOREVER.

    Try adding more fiber to your diet.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 15:52:46.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Try adding more fiber to your diet.

    I have, it's wonderful. I can't believe it took seven hours to put out 900 words. My bullshitter is out of practice.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 16:34:12.0 login to vote score 0
    Okay, I have my quota, and I have a way mapped out to get all the current players in one place before spring, when the Magic Happens.
    kesshi 1556 2014-11-23 17:05:20.0 login to vote score 3


    I feel that this is an accurate representation of how banniNation works.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 17:12:55.0 login to vote score 1
    And then the next 500 words take 15 minutes. Soooo fucking frustrating.
    bunnythor 544 2014-11-23 17:27:38.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: Oh, a tech is already scheduled to cone out today


    eddyatwork 998 2014-11-23 17:30:09.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: $15.63/year for ice cubes whenever you want them. No slopping water out of the trays as you try to put them in the freezer, no bending the fucking trays, no old ice that tastes like karst topography and mildew.

    I never realized what a challenge ice cubes were. This is even worse than shaking the bottle to get rid of ketchup water!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 17:44:00.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I never realized what a challenge ice cubes were. This is even worse than shaking the bottle to get rid of ketchup water!

    Far worse. Ketchup water is not an universal solvent.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-11-23 18:07:09.0 login to vote score -1
    mimir 6886 2014-11-23 18:10:43.0 login to vote score -1
    bunnythor:

    *shakes angry fist at autocorrect*
    sloth 222 2014-11-23 18:15:06.0 login to vote score 0
    kesshi: I feel that this is an accurate representation of how banniNation works.

    That seems too organized.
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