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  • random bacon 12498 2014-08-31 16:58:07.0 login to vote score 0
    Someone's gonna have one hell of a nancy.
    quinblake 1476 2014-08-31 17:07:38.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: I would love to give you some tomatoes if I could. Been giving them away and eating them constantly for about 6 weeks now and still have some going bad on me. I have a bit of a mental problem with food going to waste.

    We JUST started getting red tomatoes from the garden it was such a late thaw this year, we couldn't put anything in the ground until the second week of June. They're delicious though, been having tomatoes with every meal for a few days now.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-31 17:18:07.0 login to vote score 0
    ciphero: Cypress Hill? Tribe Called Quest?
    Crap.

    /me googles.

    Oh FFS, BARENAKEDLADIES? Thanks for the milquetoast honky earworm, eh. :P

    And nowwwww I see the relation: "Chickety China the Chinese Chicken" is a reference to "checkady-choco, the chocolate chicken", a lyric from the Tribe Called Quest song "Scenario".


    You've got to know your chicken.
    mimir 6886 2014-08-31 17:25:05.0 login to vote score 6
    Every married man should forget his mistakes.

    After all, there's no sense in two people remembering the same thing.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-31 18:25:41.0 login to vote score 7
    mimir: Every married man should forget his mistakes.

    After all, there's no sense in two people remembering the same thing.


    If a man is alone in a forest and says something with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-31 18:37:08.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: I would love to give you some tomatoes if I could. Been giving them away and eating them constantly for about 6 weeks now and still have some going bad on me. I have a bit of a mental problem with food going to waste.

    Oh I just hate that. It will be so much better by next year when all my green waste can go to the donkeys and various fowl at the farm.

    I would crush and freeze them for sauce/soup base during the winter.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-31 18:37:25.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: If a man is alone in a forest and says something with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

    Yes, duhhh.

    /smirk
    zedeks 12822 2014-08-31 18:51:49.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: We JUST started getting red tomatoes from the garden it was such a late thaw this year, we couldn't put anything in the ground until the second week of June. They're delicious though, been having tomatoes with every meal for a few days now.

    I think that because I was spoiled by having garden tomatoes by the third week of June make the ones I now have to wait forever for taste astoundingly better. The beefsteak ones are divine.
    sabine 745 2014-08-31 19:41:02.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: It's probably a great way to thaw, too, if already packaged for SV.

    I didn't trust the vendor plastic to be rated to deal with the temperatures, and when you're cooking SV it's also important to get whatever seasoning you're going to do in the bag, so I took them out, added salt/pepper/marjoram/thyme and then resealed.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-31 19:41:53.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: We JUST started getting red tomatoes from the garden it was such a late thaw this year, we couldn't put anything in the ground until the second week of June. They're delicious though, been having tomatoes with every meal for a few days now.

    I got my 4 plants out in the middle of May and they've all done quite well.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-31 19:45:12.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh I just hate that. It will be so much better by next year when all my green waste can go to the donkeys and various fowl at the farm.

    I would crush and freeze them for sauce/soup base during the winter.


    I've cut corn off the cob and frozen it before but I've never tried freezing tomatoes.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-31 20:16:11.0 login to vote score 0
    strange resonance my muscular buttocks is giving off tonight, the pressure releases are following the crevasse as would air through the snorkel of a drowning swimmer.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-08-31 20:22:45.0 login to vote score 1
    Want to listen to Phish's show which is happening, right now?

    http://mixlr.com/the-kush-bush/
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-31 20:23:49.0 login to vote score 0
    also, its seemingly less muscular than it normally is or should be. I blame chair displacement and attempting to work out to burn off a minor ailment, likely causing muscular wear down in the primary labor-bearing organs due to the lack of available biological resources in the midst of illness.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-08-31 20:26:39.0 login to vote score 0
    Oops, here's a link w/video:

    http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nnjimmy
    blackisright 10587 2014-08-31 20:32:46.0 login to vote score 1
    I think it's time to rethink my place in the world and who is in my life.
    Maybe I should done things different when I turn 21.
    sabine 745 2014-08-31 20:34:42.0 login to vote score 4
    I love you, Internet. So the third project for the sous-vide circulator is going to be beef tongue, but the recipes say that it takes a day at least. I don't really want to leave the pot uncovered overnight. There must be a solution.

    Apparently the answer is ping-pong balls.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-08-31 21:54:48.0 login to vote score 1
    My, this second set is nice
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 23:07:04.0 login to vote score 6
    For the love of chrst


    Why do people keep pissing on the top of the toilet tank here, who ever does this needs to have to their dick repossessed

    If you have that much problem with your cocksmanship you need to sit down to pee
    sabine 745 2014-08-31 23:23:17.0 login to vote score 0
    comicbookguy: My, this second set is nice

    Is there a setlist somewhere?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 00:31:32.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: I love you, Internet. So the third project for the sous-vide circulator is going to be beef tongue, but the recipes say that it takes a day at least. I don't really want to leave the pot uncovered overnight. There must be a solution.

    Apparently the answer is ping-pong balls.


    Plastic balls are sometimes used in laboratory water baths for the same reason.
    sabine 745 2014-09-01 00:40:02.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Plastic balls are sometimes used in laboratory water baths for the same reason.

    Ping-pong balls come in packages of 38. That is the weirdest number ever.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 00:41:47.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: Ping-pong balls come in packages of 38. That is the weirdest number ever.

    38?? wat?!
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 01:06:55.0 login to vote score 4
    God damn eager pissers
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 01:16:03.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins: God damn eager pissers

    Could be worse. Could be eager poopers! (I once found a large pile NEXT TO the office toilet - wtf?)
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 01:36:14.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Could be worse. Could be eager poopers! (I once found a large pile NEXT TO the office toilet - wtf?)

    There is a shoe print on the rim


    This gut stood on the rim and pissed on the top of the toilet tank


    Hell is too good for this guy


    This guy is a worse version of Hitler



    This is like the third time I've found pissing there
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 01:42:25.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: This is like the third time I've found pissing there

    Time to electrify the top of the tank, I think. Arrange a mesh of wires such that wetting the top of the tank closes the circuit and activates an electric pet fencer. That should cause a little pain :) Alternatively, if the top of the tank gets wet, sound an extremely loud siren.
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 02:16:08.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff: Time to electrify the top of the tank, I think. Arrange a mesh of wires such that wetting the top of the tank closes the circuit and activates an electric pet fencer. That should cause a little pain :) Alternatively, if the top of the tank gets wet, sound an extremely loud siren.

    Seriously, I don't go into his work and pissed all over his things





    Also what's my liability if I grease the rims with cisco or pam
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 02:17:41.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: Seriously, I don't go into his work and pissed all over his things
    Also what's my liability if I grease the rims with cisco or pam


    Polish them nicely with Pledge? After all, just making them clean, right?
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 02:24:38.0 login to vote score 6
    cardinal puff: Polish them nicely with Pledge? After all, just making them clean, right?

    This conversation never happened
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 02:35:30.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: ...

    I suddenly thought of this (by John Cooper Clarke):-


    The pest pulled up, propped his pushbike at a pillar box, pulled his 'peen, paused at a post and pissed.

    'Piss in the proper place' pronounced a perturbed pedestrian, and presently, this particular part of the planet was plunged into a panorama of public pressure and pleasure through pain.

    The pandemonium prompted the police, who patrolled the precinct in pandacars, to pull up and peruse the problem, while pickpockets picked pockets in pairs.

    'Arrest the pest who so pointedly pissed in that public place' pleaded the peeved people, practically palpitating.

    The powerful police picked up the pest: pronounced him a poof, a pansy, a punk rocker, a pinko, a poodle poker. They picked him up, pummeled his pelvis, punctured his pipes, played ping-pong with his pubic parts, and packed him in a place of penal putrifaction.

    The period in prison proved pitiless. The pendulous pressure of a painless personality purge prompted the pest to ponder upon progessive politics... and a workable prognosis.

    He put pen to paper and provocatively and persuasively propagated his personal political premise -- pity: a police provocateur put poison pellets in the pest's porridge. The police provocateur was promoted, and the pest was presented with the pulitzer peace prize... posthumously.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 05:35:08.0 login to vote score 2
    dogs laughter: I've cut corn off the cob and frozen it before but I've never tried freezing tomatoes.

    Should work just fine, just get as much air out as possible. It's a helluva lot easier than canning the damned things.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 05:35:39.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: I love you, Internet. So the third project for the sous-vide circulator is going to be beef tongue, but the recipes say that it takes a day at least. I don't really want to leave the pot uncovered overnight. There must be a solution.

    Apparently the answer is ping-pong balls.


    'Splain, Lucy.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 05:36:35.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: I suddenly thought of this (by John Cooper Clarke):-


    The pest pulled up, propped his pushbike at a pillar box, pulled his 'peen, paused at a post and pissed.

    'Piss in the proper place' pronounced a perturbed pedestrian, and presently, this particular part of the planet was plunged into a panorama of public pressure and pleasure through pain.

    The pandemonium prompted the police, who patrolled the precinct in pandacars, to pull up and peruse the problem, while pickpockets picked pockets in pairs.

    'Arrest the pest who so pointedly pissed in that public place' pleaded the peeved people, practically palpitating.

    The powerful police picked up the pest: pronounced him a poof, a pansy, a punk rocker, a pinko, a poodle poker. They picked him up, pummeled his pelvis, punctured his pipes, played ping-pong with his pubic parts, and packed him in a place of penal putrifaction.

    The period in prison proved pitiless. The pendulous pressure of a painless personality purge prompted the pest to ponder upon progessive politics... and a workable prognosis.

    He put pen to paper and provocatively and persuasively propagated his personal political premise -- pity: a police provocateur put poison pellets in the pest's porridge. The police provocateur was promoted, and the pest was presented with the pulitzer peace prize... posthumously.


    Pffffff, poppycock.


    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 06:30:00.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Pingable devices on teh interwebs!

    Jaysus fuck.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 06:42:59.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Jaysus fuck.

    Seems that he made the map himself and it only took about half a day to do all the pings. I wonder what his ISP thought!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 07:01:37.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Seems that he made the map himself and it only took about half a day to do all the pings. I wonder what his ISP thought!

    Probably "WTGDFF!!!!!"
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 07:49:54.0 login to vote score 3
    The q isfull of stupid.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 07:54:54.0 login to vote score 5
    OMG! British eggs are now date stamped!


    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 07:59:00.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon: The q isfull of stupid.

    This site is full of stupid
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 08:00:39.0 login to vote score 3
    The iggmeister

    In da kitchen


    Makin pastaaaa
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 08:09:57.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: This site is full of stupid

    Well, yes, usually.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 08:47:49.0 login to vote score 3
    And here we go with the mod/non-mod q fights. Yep, full of stupid today.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 08:56:35.0 login to vote score 6
    fatsean 3838 2014-09-01 09:04:43.0 login to vote score 0
    Brew Day! Spent my electric brew kettle funds ona WiiU and games so I'm still in the kitchen :D
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 09:14:26.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: And here we go with the mod/non-mod q fights. Yep, full of stupid today.

    Well the meta has to spill over somewhere!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-01 09:22:39.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: OMG! British eggs are now date stamped!

    That's important sine you guys don't refrigerate them. :)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-01 09:23:05.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 09:30:38.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-09-01 09:30:46.0 login to vote score 0
    Dchnzzl
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 09:38:23.0 login to vote score 3
    Criticizing thy holy mod threads is spam?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 09:42:14.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: That's important sine you guys don't refrigerate them. :)

    I do!
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 09:44:51.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Criticizing thy holy mod threads is spam?

    Not sure it's spam, but it sure as fuck is tired and overdone.

    Get over it already.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 09:48:36.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Not sure it's spam, but it sure as fuck is tired and overdone.
    Get over it already.


    Nah, I think I'll continue to vote, say and think what I like.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 09:50:30.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Nah, I think I'll continue to vote, say and think what I like.

    Then you should expect others to do the same, no?

    Oh, wait. No, you expect them to do what you think they should.

    Shut the fuck up, you whiny little sadsack.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 10:01:51.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Then you should expect others to do the same, no?
    Oh, wait. No, you expect them to do what you think they should.
    Shut the fuck up, you whiny little sadsack.


    Right, because I think booting people from threads because of who they are instead of what they post is bullshit, I'm the problem.
    Here's some advice, use fixbn and ignore me since you can't seem to be able to handle anyone with an opposing viewpoint.
    halfof33 12140 2014-09-01 10:05:01.0 login to vote score -1
    mimir: Then you should expect others to do the same, no?

    Oh, wait. No, you expect them to do what you think they should.

    Shut the fuck up, you whiny little sadsack.


    Lolz lol. Beta male calling someone else a sad sack? Hee hee!
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 10:06:54.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Right, because I think booting people from threads because of who they are instead of what they post is bullshit, I'm the problem.
    Here's some advice, use fixbn and ignore me since you can't seem to be able to handle anyone with an opposing viewpoint.


    I can. You're the one that seems to be having a problem with the modded threads. It's not like they're going away anytime soon, but you keep griping about them.

    You sound just like the rest of the people who have a problem with the modded threads: halfy, mary, tumunga, etc. Is that really who you want to identify with?
    texas raider 728 2014-09-01 10:09:11.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Right, because I think booting people from threads because of who they are instead of what they post is bullshit, I'm the problem.
    Here's some advice, use fixbn and ignore me since you can't seem to be able to handle anyone with an opposing viewpoint.


    This.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 10:09:27.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Right, because I think booting people from threads because of who they are instead of what they post is bullshit, I'm the problem.
    Here's some advice, use fixbn and ignore me since you can't seem to be able to handle anyone with an opposing viewpoint.


    Even when their viewpoints are derived from pure trolling?
    texas raider 728 2014-09-01 10:10:35.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: Even when their viewpoints are derived from pure trolling?

    Or just a different political perspective than yours?
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 10:11:10.0 login to vote score 1
    Modded threads are just a stopgap to keep the host alive while the parasites continue feeding.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 10:14:34.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider: Or just a different political perspective than yours?

    I'd say that I have quite a different political perspective than most of the people here. Yet I don't actively try to derail threads.

    Why would you say that is?
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 10:15:09.0 login to vote score 4
    texas raider: Or just a different political perspective than yours?

    Christ are you fucking kidding me. Are you so far up your own ass that you think flash,halfy,phil and markymary are actually posting any kind of legitimate views on politics and not trolling?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 10:15:34.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh joy. I was planning on enjoying a day offand just hanging out, but if it's going to be all meta all day, I might as well do some house cleaning.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 10:16:15.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Oh joy. I was planning on enjoying a day offand just hanging out, but if it's going to be all meta all day, I might as well do some house cleaning.

    I'm out of here in a bit to go work out anyway. Just thought I'd express my opinion on some things.

    Clearly, I'm not supposed to do that according to some around here.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-01 10:16:52.0 login to vote score 7
    Grilled cheese and tomato soup.

    Sometimes you just want comfort food.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 10:17:57.0 login to vote score 3
    And im done this fighting amongst ourselves is exactly what they want. Tbe vitriol it engenders helps kill this place just that much faster.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 10:21:06.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: Grilled cheese and tomato soup.

    Sometimes you just want comfort food.


    One of my kids favorites, and often requested.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 10:21:08.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: I can. You're the one that seems to be having a problem with the modded threads. It's not like they're going away anytime soon, but you keep griping about them.
    You sound just like the rest of the people who have a problem with the modded threads: halfy, mary, tumunga, etc. Is that really who you want to identify with?


    I have issue when the modding is used abusively i.e. booting people for who they are, not what they post. Modded threads can be useful when the function is used to actually keep a thread on topic.
    But instead they're used as vehicles for the massive egos of a few to have threads where only the special few and their elk (c wut I did thar?) can post.
    It's bullshit and yes, I will bitch about them. And there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.

    That makes me a troll? Fine, ignore me.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 10:22:20.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: I'm out of here in a bit to go work out anyway. Just thought I'd express my opinion on some things.
    Clearly, I'm not supposed to do that according to some around here.


    Get off the fucking cross.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 10:22:46.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: I have issue when the modding is used abusively i.e. booting people for who they are, not what they post. Modded threads can be useful when the function is used to actually keep a thread on topic.
    But instead they're used as vehicles for the massive egos of a few to have threads where only the special few and their elk (c wut I did thar?) can post.
    It's bullshit and yes, I will bitch about them. And there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.

    That makes me a troll? Fine, ignore me.


    Whatever. You keep doing what you think you need to do, the rest of us will try to keep this place alive.


    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 10:23:02.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Get off the fucking cross.

    Quite rich, coming from you.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-01 10:25:06.0 login to vote score 4
    WHY CAN'T WE HAVE PEACE IN THIS HOUSE!

    *menopausal weeping*
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 10:25:46.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: WHY CAN'T WE HAVE PEACE IN THIS HOUSE!

    *menopausal weeping*


    There there, there'll be peace.

    I'm pretty much done with the conversation.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-09-01 10:31:02.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Grilled cheese and tomato soup.

    Sometimes you just want comfort food.


    Wonderful but so simple. Ever try it with a bit of Dijon mustard and slice of ham in the sandwich? I saw Julia Child making it that way on Letterman years ago.
    texas raider 728 2014-09-01 10:32:35.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: I'd say that I have quite a different political perspective than most of the people here. Yet I don't actively try to derail threads.

    Why would you say that is?


    So do I, and I don't either. Yet I see no value in a system that is being used to exclude people based on who they are, rather than particular infractions of the ToU as they occur. I've seen days when the front page is nothing but a wall of mod threads, posted with the apparent intent of walling off the site to those posters that a dozen or so others would drive off the site all together. I will downvote these threads in the queue as I see them am under no obligation to "get over it". I recall saying years ago when this site was new, that if I wanted to post like I was walking on eggshells I'd post to fucking fark.


    cannonhawk: Christ are you fucking kidding me. Are you so far up your own ass that you think flash,halfy,phil and markymary are actually posting any kind of legitimate views on politics and not trolling?

    These posters you refer to are voicing their opinion. They quite often do so loudly and rudely, but is quite apparent that they are their genuine opinions, not a deceit crafted to gather reactions.
    fatsean 3838 2014-09-01 10:32:40.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon: I have issue when the modding is used abusively i.e. booting people for who they are, not what they post. Modded threads can be useful when the function is used to actually keep a thread on topic.
    But instead they're used as vehicles for the massive egos of a few to have threads where only the special few and their elk (c wut I did thar?) can post.
    It's bullshit and yes, I will bitch about them. And there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.

    That makes me a troll? Fine, ignore me.


    Can you point to some? Tthe moderated threads I have seen go like this:

    1) known trolling asshole shows up, shits out it's usual spew.
    2) moderator kicks known trolling asshole.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-09-01 10:33:42.0 login to vote score 3
    mimir: There there, there'll be peace.

    I'm pretty much done with the conversation.


    I can't believe we're still having it. The only people who get booted on sight are ones who earned it by being assholes, not for having different opinions.
    fatsean 3838 2014-09-01 10:34:57.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: Christ are you fucking kidding me. Are you so far up your own ass that you think flash,halfy,phil and markymary are actually posting any kind of legitimate views on politics and not trolling?

    Flush's opinion is "making disingenuous contrarian arguments and lying about what he has said in the past, often the recent past."
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 10:39:23.0 login to vote score 1
    texas raider: So do I, and I don't either. Yet I see no value in a system that is being used to exclude people based on who they are, rather than particular infractions of the ToU as they occur. I've seen days when the front page is nothing but a wall of mod threads, posted with the apparent intent of walling off the site to those posters that a dozen or so others would drive off the site all together. I will downvote these threads in the queue as I see them am under no obligation to "get over it". I recall saying years ago when this site was new, that if I wanted to post like I was walking on eggshells I'd post to fucking fark.




    These posters you refer to are voicing their opinion. They quite often do so loudly and rudely, but is quite apparent that they are their genuine opinions, not a deceit crafted to gather reactions.


    You're stark raving insane and going on the ignore list.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 10:39:45.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: I can't believe we're still having it. The only people who get booted on sight are ones who earned it by being assholes, not for having different opinions.

    Eh. I'm done with it. They're (raider, bacon) never going to change their opinions no matter what evidence is presented to them. Let 'em stew in their own feigned righteous anger.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 10:40:42.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: WHY CAN'T WE HAVE PEACE IN THIS HOUSE!
    *menopausal weeping*


    Because some of us refuse to stop having our own opinions.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 10:42:08.0 login to vote score 1
    fatsean: Can you point to some? Tthe moderated threads I have seen go like this:

    1) known trolling asshole shows up, shits out it's usual spew.
    2) moderator kicks known trolling asshole.


    It's a damn shame this place is so small that it can no longer drown out the noise.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 10:42:50.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Eh. I'm done with it. They're (raider, bacon) never going to change their opinions no matter what evidence is presented to them. Let 'em stew in their own feigned righteous anger.

    Pretty much.
    halfof33 12140 2014-09-01 10:43:09.0 login to vote score -1
    fatsean: Can you point to some? Tthe moderated threads I have seen go like this:

    1) known trolling asshole shows up, shits out it's usual spew.
    2) moderator kicks known trolling asshole.


    False
    abbynormal: I can't believe we're still having it. The only people who get booted on sight are ones who earned it by being assholes, not for having different opinions.

    Laughably false!

    sabine 745 2014-09-01 10:43:53.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: 'Splain, Lucy.

    Supposedly they work like a flexible pot lid and help reduce evaporation.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 10:45:02.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: Supposedly they work like a flexible pot lid and help reduce evaporation.

    Interesting, apparently Fisher makes specialized smaller ones if you're ever so inclined.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 10:45:36.0 login to vote score 0
    Random and Raider need some balls.


    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 10:48:21.0 login to vote score 4
    Since this is the BAWWW garden I'm going to post something to make everyone mad.

    I just had lunch and it was cashbox.

    Turkey hot dogs because I don't eat beef or pork because deep down I think I'm a Jew or Muslim in denial.
    I had three of them. Why three? I was hungry enough that I needed more than two but not hungry enough to eat four.
    I had them on wheat bread instead of hot dog buns because it's cheaper and healthier.
    And...
    I put ketchup on them. That's right. Ketchup.

    Flame on people!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 10:50:28.0 login to vote score 1
    More barbecued chicken, salad, creamed cucumber salady-thing and a pickled beet or three.
    halfof33 12140 2014-09-01 10:54:08.0 login to vote score -1
    eddyatwork: Random and Raider need some balls.

    lolz, you post that in a thread with serial donvoters and beta males like mimir?

    Hilarious!
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 11:00:50.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Turkey hot dogs

    I thought you were a veggie?
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-09-01 11:01:20.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider: They quite often do so loudly and rudely, but is quite apparent that they are their genuine opinions, not a deceit crafted to gather reactions.

    That is so much obvious bullshit.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 11:05:12.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I thought you were a veggie?

    I'm pescatarian. I will eat poultry and fish, but not "meat" which is basically beef and pork. Lamb also falls under the no go list.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 11:07:05.0 login to vote score 1
    Trill as fuck up in here.
    halfof33 12140 2014-09-01 11:09:22.0 login to vote score 0
    roddikinsathome: That is so much obvious bullshit.

    facts are obvious bullshit to actual trolls like roddy.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 11:12:11.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I'm pescatarian. I will eat poultry and fish, but not "meat" which is basically beef and pork. Lamb also falls under the no go list.

    That's silly, cow and piggy are tasty!
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 11:16:28.0 login to vote score 1
    zedeks: Trill as fuck up in here.

    Don't be jelly cuz you're too late to stir up shizzle.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 11:16:35.0 login to vote score 0
    Weather conditions are perfect for rage quits today.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 11:17:22.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Don't be jelly cuz you're too late to stir up shizzle.

    I leave the shit stirring up to the professionals these days.
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-01 11:17:54.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Oh joy. I was planning on enjoying a day offand just hanging out, but if it's going to be all meta all day, I might as well do some house cleaning.

    We did a top to bottom house cleaning yesterday including but not limited to baseboards, walls, doors, windows etc. FEELS GOOD MAN.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 11:19:01.0 login to vote score 3
    quinblake: We did a top to bottom house cleaning yesterday including but not limited to baseboards, walls, doors, windows etc. FEELS GOOD MAN.

    I know I'm getting old when I get stiff from cleaning.

    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 11:19:05.0 login to vote score 3
    zedeks: Trill as fuck up in here.

    If that is some sort of erotica involving Jadzia Dax, count me in.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 11:19:19.0 login to vote score 2
    PHRASING!
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-01 11:20:32.0 login to vote score 2
    texas raider: ... not a deceit crafted to gather reactions.

    I think that's exactly what they are.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-09-01 11:22:50.0 login to vote score 1
    halfof33: lolz, you post that in a thread with serial donvoters and [...]

    They gonna make-a you a vote you can't refuse.
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-01 11:23:17.0 login to vote score 2
    fatsean: Can you point to some? Tthe moderated threads I have seen go like this:

    1) known trolling asshole shows up, shits out it's usual spew.
    2) moderator kicks known trolling asshole.


    I'm not going searching but I have definitely seen moderators kick people out who they claim they have on ignore. That's kicking based on poster not based on content and I think it is bullshit. I always exit a thread when I see it happen.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 11:23:54.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: I think that's exactly what they are.

    Other posters such as mimir, the shithawk, and ILB have expressed that same opinion. Do you really want to be in that camp?
    abbynormal 1917 2014-09-01 11:30:27.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: I'm not going searching but I have definitely seen moderators kick people out who they claim they have on ignore. That's kicking based on poster not based on content and I think it is bullshit. I always exit a thread when I see it happen.

    I'm not turning off FixbN just to see what they are saying first.

    I'm not happy with it, and I know it's not fair. But I'm pretty sure no one is missing out. If someone on my block list suddenly decides to play well with others, I'm sure someone else will tell me.
    quinblake 1476 2014-09-01 11:34:05.0 login to vote score 3
    abbynormal: I'm not turning off FixbN just to see what they are saying first.

    ...


    I think when you are a moderator, you should. But that's cool, I just don't participate in those threads.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 11:53:58.0 login to vote score 1
    Should not have another piece of chicken.

    /has another piece of chicken
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 12:03:03.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: I'm not going searching but I have definitely seen moderators kick people out who they claim they have on ignore. That's kicking based on poster not based on content and I think it is bullshit. I always exit a thread when I see it happen.

    Speaking of which, just out of curiosity, who's modding the Ferguson police now wear body cameras thread? It doesn't show me.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 12:04:48.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: Speaking of which, just out of curiosity, who's modding the Ferguson police now wear body cameras thread? It doesn't show me.

    Take a guess.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 12:05:30.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Take a guess.

    I'd rather not - I'd just like to know so I can avoid their threads in the future.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 12:06:17.0 login to vote score 0
    zedeks: Weather conditions are perfect for rage quits today.

    Nah. Too humid.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 12:06:45.0 login to vote score 1
    zedeks: I know I'm getting old when I get stiff from cleaning.

    That's... uh... what she said?
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 12:07:36.0 login to vote score 0
    zedeks: Other posters such as mimir, the shithawk, and ILB have expressed that same opinion. Do you really want to be in that camp?

    Hell, I don't want to be in my own camp.

    I don't want to be a member of any club that'd have me as a member.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 12:09:47.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: I think that's exactly what they are.

    I'm not sure it matters - seems like a distinction without a difference between pretending to be an abusive asshole or actually being an abusive asshole.
    random bacon 12498 2014-09-01 12:09:57.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: I'd rather not - I'd just like to know so I can avoid their threads in the future.

    Here's a hint: Google can make anyone an instant expert on everything.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-01 12:12:53.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Here's a hint: Google can make anyone an instant expert on everything.


    xxplosiv 3123 2014-09-01 12:15:43.0 login to vote score 0
    I was supposed to say something instead of failing to scroll down comfortably, and its that aunonumoose intellect aggregation is similar to intelligent obtuse harassment if proclamations of skill levels and output requirements stabilize into a need to respond.

    Basically, you're only as expertly expressive as much as you can dismiss.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-09-01 13:38:31.0 login to vote score 0
    I didn't really put Texas on ignore his pictures are too good for that.
    caligula 11189 2014-09-01 13:45:51.0 login to vote score 3
    You fuckcunts certainly are funny. Try going outside and getting some fresh air.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 13:51:26.0 login to vote score 2
    caligula: You fuckcunts certainly are funny. Try going outside and getting some fresh air.

    I did an ass-ton of yard-work today :)
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-09-01 14:01:21.0 login to vote score 3
    caligula: You fuckcunts certainly are funny. Try going outside and getting some fresh air.

    Outside? Is that DLC?
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 14:02:29.0 login to vote score 1
    bucket of truth: Outside? Is that DLC?

    Yeah - the graphics are amazeballs, but the story-line is just meh.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 14:03:20.0 login to vote score 1
    fatsean: Can you point to some? Tthe moderated threads I have seen go like this:

    1) known trolling asshole shows up, shits out it's usual spew.
    2) moderator kicks known trolling asshole.


    Sure! See the Ferguson thread currently fped :)
    thelinuxman 1372 2014-09-01 14:16:04.0 login to vote score 1
    sloth: I did an ass-ton of yard-work today :)

    Is that an imperial or metric ass-ton?
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 14:20:49.0 login to vote score 1
    thelinuxman: Is that an imperial or metric ass-ton?

    Imperial - do I look like some kinda Euro-fag to you?
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 14:20:51.0 login to vote score 0
    caligula: You fuckcunts certainly are funny. Try going outside and getting some fresh air.

    I've been outside since I woke up.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 14:22:28.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: Sure! See the Ferguson thread currently fped :)

    I'm not sure how you would have expected a different outcome.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 14:26:34.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm not seeing why everyone is bitching about modded threads still. Don't like the mod in a thread, go into another thread or god forbid, submit your own!
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 14:37:04.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I'm not seeing why everyone is bitching about modded threads still. Don't like the mod in a thread, go into another thread or god forbid, submit your own!

    *shrug* I didn't even notice that one was modded, or who the mod was, when I posted there. Ain't no thang :)
    farkmeblind 482 2014-09-01 15:06:30.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-09-01 15:14:07.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: We did a top to bottom house cleaning yesterday including but not limited to baseboards, walls, doors, windows etc. FEELS GOOD MAN.


    zedeks: PHRASING!

    Heh. My house is also shiny. Kinda like my metal butt.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-09-01 15:44:45.0 login to vote score 0
    BXRWXR IS BACK, QUEERS!!
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 15:44:55.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I'm not seeing why everyone is bitching about modded threads still. Don't like the mod in a thread, go into another thread or god forbid, submit your own!

    We're in the big leagues of complaining about stuff, damn your sensible nature.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-01 15:45:22.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Want!

    The girl or the alien or both?
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-09-01 15:46:34.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Heh. My house is also shiny. Kinda like my metal butt.

    Wut?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 15:47:16.0 login to vote score 0
    zedeks: We're in the big leagues of complaining about stuff, damn your sensible nature.

    Sorry about that. I thought that on Labor Day I was allowed to take off from my usual BAWWWing and butthurt.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-09-01 15:47:49.0 login to vote score 0
    dogs laughter: Wut?

    Spongegirl got a prosthetic ass made out of titanium.
    zedeks 12822 2014-09-01 15:51:34.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Sorry about that. I thought that on Labor Day I was allowed to take off from my usual BAWWWing and butthurt.

    That's "Labour Day". Capitalist swine.
    sloth 222 2014-09-01 16:08:23.0 login to vote score 0
    comicbookguy: BXRWXR IS BACK, QUEERS!!

    Fuck, there goes our low health-insurance rates.
    mimir 6886 2014-09-01 16:18:35.0 login to vote score 0
    Ugh. How the hell do people do full beards? I haven't shaved since Thursday, and it's itching me to death.
    If you logged in, you could post here.