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  • cardinal puff 887 2014-04-22 02:09:23.0 login to vote score 7

    tabernash 1083 2014-04-22 02:21:19.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk: Internal Server Error

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    Thanks.

    Now to send up the Scots-signal!






    HEY YOU KILT WEARING BASTARD!

    SEE THAT!

    ;-)
    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-22 04:19:31.0 login to vote score 4

    SpaceX Falcon 9 Reusable test flight (clicky for awesome video!)

    iggins 5808 2014-04-22 05:16:43.0 login to vote score 3

    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-22 05:24:44.0 login to vote score 5
    my "watch dog"


    iggins 5808 2014-04-22 07:14:30.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: I think my give a damn not only broke, but its warranty is out, it was made in a country that no longer exists, and the designs were burned for heating fuel.

    here


    mimir 6886 2014-04-22 07:21:53.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: here

    [image removed]


    They look squeaky.
    iggins 5808 2014-04-22 07:30:28.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: They look squeaky.

    They probably do
    iggins 5808 2014-04-22 07:34:22.0 login to vote score 1
    refried beans with cheese and green chilis....and SIRACHA!!!!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-22 07:40:29.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: here

    So much want.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-22 07:54:39.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: They look squeaky.

    They look plastic!
    mimir 6886 2014-04-22 08:01:05.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: They look plastic!

    And underage. No kids chrono-Iggins.
    iggins 5808 2014-04-22 08:02:05.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: And underage. No kids chrono-Iggins.

    all asian women look underaged until they hit about age 40.

    those are all a bunch of korean pop stars
    iggins 5808 2014-04-22 08:17:08.0 login to vote score 4

    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-22 08:21:59.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    When I was growing up, we had huge console TVs that put out an enormous amount of heat. The cats loved to roast themselves on top of them, and they'd often fall asleep with their tongues out like that.

    Ours woke up if you touched their tongues.
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-22 08:49:10.0 login to vote score 5
    My 2014 Field of Dreams (dirt) is ready....


    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-22 08:54:02.0 login to vote score 2
    baron muchhumpin: My 2014 Field of Dreams (dirt) is ready....

    Congratulations! You've made a walkway to nowhere.
    fatsean 3838 2014-04-22 09:46:14.0 login to vote score 2
    newegg is still awesome. CPU fans on my ancient 2-way Athlon 2800+ system have gotten really noisy and newegg actually stocks new Socket-A coolers! Shouldn't any louder than the stock coolers.

    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-22 10:16:35.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: Congratulations! You've made a walkway to nowhere.

    of course! I needed a path running down the middle :)


    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-22 10:17:39.0 login to vote score 0
    baron muchhumpin: of course! I needed a path running down the middle :)

    There is no shrubbery.
    There damn sure is no herring.
    Hell, there is no forest.
    quick1 501 2014-04-22 12:26:27.0 login to vote score 3

    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-22 13:00:34.0 login to vote score 0
    I just pooped a poop so smelly even I had to leave the room!
    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-22 13:06:05.0 login to vote score 3

    kswheels 4583 2014-04-22 13:11:02.0 login to vote score 3
    Dear Medtronic

    Fuck you, you scumbag asshole crooks. You stole 6 months of my life, caused me to endure 5 surgeries in 3 years, and most likely made the rest of my life very difficult because you decided to use a cheaper metal to make my pump. You know goddamn well the pump you're thanking me for hasn't been in my body for 7 months because a representative of your company was IN THE ROOM when it was removed.

    Fuck you very much,

    *name removed*



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    artificeren 757 2014-04-22 13:18:52.0 login to vote score 0
    Typescript 1.0 has been released. Looks pretty spiffy. Hopefully I can investigate it this weekend.
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    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-22 13:22:28.0 login to vote score 0
    artificeren: Typescript 1.0 has been released. Looks pretty spiffy. Hopefully I can investigate it this weekend.

    I don't know what it means, but I want some more fixbn enhancements. I don't know what, I just want them.
    hughe_grumphrey 12332 2014-04-22 13:22:35.0 login to vote score 0
    3...
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    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-22 13:29:14.0 login to vote score 6
    Since the Beer Garden is content-free today, I present you this:



    A nuclear ballistic missile being dropped and fired from the back of a cargo plane.
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    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-22 13:31:39.0 login to vote score 2
    hughe_grumphrey: < hrf="#5182361">ntntnll lft blnk: <>Snc th Br Grdn s cntnt-fr td, prsnt ths:



    nclr bllstc mssl bng drppd nd frd frm th bck f crg pln.

    l0w 4lt1tvd3? n0 c0ntr41ls.


    no idea what the altitude was.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-22 13:33:08.0 login to vote score 0
    hughe_grumphrey: < hrf="#5182361">ntntnll lft blnk: <>Snc th Br Grdn s cntnt-fr td, prsnt ths:



    nclr bllstc mssl bng drppd nd frd frm th bck f crg pln.

    l0w 4lt1tvd3? n0 c0ntr41ls.


    20,000 feet. The missile itself weighs 86,000 lbs.
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    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-22 13:41:47.0 login to vote score 2
    Intercontinental, yes. A Minuteman ICBM.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-22 13:42:59.0 login to vote score 3
    Trying to evade a STFU is strikable as I recall.
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    sabine 745 2014-04-22 13:56:26.0 login to vote score 4
    Jesus tapdancing Christ, what mental illness could cause somebody to create that many alts?
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 13:59:26.0 login to vote score -3
    eddyatwork: Trying to evade a STFU is strikable as I recall.

    No it is not, unless you use a automatic script.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-04-22 14:06:55.0 login to vote score 5
    sabine: Jesus tapdancing Christ, what mental illness could cause somebody to create that many alts?

    Ask flash.

    Just ask him anywhere but here.


    Also, fuck you soledsoled.
    fatsean 3838 2014-04-22 14:10:50.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: Jesus tapdancing Christ, what mental illness could cause somebody to create that many alts?

    I don't know, but to that person I say, suicide can be a solution some times.
    burntman 1528 2014-04-22 14:13:20.0 login to vote score 6
    sabine: Jesus tapdancing Christ, what mental illness could cause somebody to create that many alts?

    Hang on. Presumably you've seen the content of his posts? Yet it's the number of alts that make you question his sanity?Really?

    random bacon 12498 2014-04-22 14:16:23.0 login to vote score 3
    burntman: Hang on. Presumably you've seen the content of his posts? Yet it's the number of alts that make you question his sanity?Really?

    lol
    quinblake 1476 2014-04-22 14:23:20.0 login to vote score 4
    sabine: Jesus tapdancing Christ, what mental illness could cause somebody to create that many alts?

    "They want to promote antipathetic emotions of disgust and outrage, which morbidly gives them a sense of pleasure".

    /Wikipedia entry on trolls with a quote from a Guardian article on trolling
    sabine 745 2014-04-22 14:25:34.0 login to vote score 6
    quinblake: "They want to promote antipathetic emotions of disgust and outrage, which morbidly gives them a sense of pleasure".

    /Wikipedia entry on trolls with a quote from a Guardian article on trolling


    Sad that that's what trolling has become. I learned trolling from reading alt.folklore.urban in the early 90s, and it truly was a art.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 14:31:48.0 login to vote score -5
    sabine: Sad that that's what trolling has become. I learned trolling from reading alt.folklore.urban in the early 90s, and it truly was a art.

    and now the trolls are reduced to "Lol didn't read" gifs. Sad really.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 14:39:22.0 login to vote score -4
    halfof33: and now the trolls are reduced to "Lol didn't read" gifs. Sad really.

    and controlling with cool points
    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-22 14:40:21.0 login to vote score 2
    zapped lines of impotent rage!


    eddyatwork 998 2014-04-22 14:40:52.0 login to vote score 3
    I don't know why, but that picture is mesmerizing.
    kswheels 4583 2014-04-22 14:45:09.0 login to vote score 2
    I just called Medtronic. I was very polite and professional. I don't yell at phone jockeys. I told her about recieving the card and told her that I had not had a pump since September, There was some back and forth while she looked me up.... She promised no more mailings.

    "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
    "I was actually wondering if the metal in the pump has changed at all in the last few years?"
    "No. I actually just got a question about that the other day actually."
    "So it hasn't changed at all in the last 16 years?"
    "No. For our Synchromed II it would be surgical grade titanium. That wouldn't have changed."

    Should have found the record function on my phone first.
    kswheels 4583 2014-04-22 15:00:31.0 login to vote score 4






    kswheels 4583 2014-04-22 15:03:42.0 login to vote score 1
    kswheels:

    For those of you who lived under a rock in 1996.
    nathangrey 10887 2014-04-22 16:05:54.0 login to vote score 1
    halfof33: No it is not, unless you use a automatic script.

    Listen to this guy, he has been here for 6 months.

    He knows what he is talking about.
    random bacon 12498 2014-04-22 16:33:09.0 login to vote score 3
    nathangrey: Listen to this guy, he has been here for 6 months.
    He knows what he is talking about.


    You aren't much better there, skippy.
    nathangrey 10887 2014-04-22 16:37:59.0 login to vote score -3
    random bacon: You aren't much better there, skippy.

    lol really, sport? Its ok, I accept your apologize. You didn't know better.
    wushupork 81 2014-04-22 16:45:22.0 login to vote score 3
    Fuckin' noobs are ruining this place.
    pass the bacon 3512 2014-04-22 16:49:20.0 login to vote score 2
    nathangrey: lol really, sport? Its ok, I accept your apologize. You didn't know better.

    Ohhhhh, I can do that too sportchampbuckoguybrosisporkchophandbag.
    nathangrey 10887 2014-04-22 16:56:58.0 login to vote score -3
    pass the bacon: Ohhhhh, I can do that too sportchampbuckoguybrosisporkchophandbag.

    3512? Good for you skippy. Congrats.
    nathangrey 10887 2014-04-22 17:15:05.0 login to vote score 0
    nathangrey:

    Geez, tumunga really hated that post.

    Tough crowd.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 17:34:45.0 login to vote score -2
    nathangrey: Listen to this guy, he has been here for 6 months.

    He knows what he is talking about.


    i have been here over a year, sport.

    and no one obsesses over me like you do, oh annoying one.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 17:42:42.0 login to vote score -2
    nathangrey: 3512? Good for you skippy. Congrats.

    lolz, you just got blown the fuck up, lolz
    nathangrey 10887 2014-04-22 17:53:48.0 login to vote score 0
    halfof33: lolz, you just got blown the fuck up, lolz

    I would ask where you possibly got that from but I wont read it anyway sporkchop. LOL


    bucket of truth 1525 2014-04-22 17:58:46.0 login to vote score 2
    halfof33: lolz, you just got blown the fuck up, lolz


    nathangrey: I would ask where you possibly got that from but I wont read it anyway sporkchop. LOL


    I'm pretty sure you two are the same person.
    random bacon 12498 2014-04-22 18:01:33.0 login to vote score 1
    Looks like I'm taking le bits to her first baseball game, Indians v Rays, gag.

    If she likes it I'm going to try to get tickets to a Red Sox/Rays game, so at least I'll be interested in who wins. :)
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 18:06:02.0 login to vote score -3
    nathangrey: I would ask where you possibly got that from but I wont read it anyway sporkchop. LOL

    That is because you are stupid as you are annoying..
    kswheels 4583 2014-04-22 18:15:27.0 login to vote score 0
    Smoking while congested. Pretty stupid.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 18:20:08.0 login to vote score -1
    kswheels: Smoking while congested. Pretty stupid.

    Protip: Skoal.
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-04-22 18:29:24.0 login to vote score 3

    kswheels 4583 2014-04-22 18:35:16.0 login to vote score 2
    halfof33: Protip: Skoal.

    Gross Weed not cigarettes.
    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-22 18:42:35.0 login to vote score 7

    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 18:57:00.0 login to vote score 0
    kswheels: Gross Weed not cigarettes.

    Lolz! Sorry. Just trying to help.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 19:11:02.0 login to vote score -1
    Is bootney lee Nathan's alt or just a down voting vapor twat?
    random bacon 12498 2014-04-22 19:11:10.0 login to vote score 2
    baron muchhumpin: [image removed]

    That sound you heard was iggy spontaneously combusting.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 19:19:46.0 login to vote score -2
    Cat got your tongue bootney?

    Sack up, post something for once. I do not believe I have ever seen you post anything.

    Do not be shy!
    maggotbrain 580 2014-04-22 19:24:50.0 login to vote score 0
    baron muchhumpin: My 2014 Field of Dreams (dirt) is ready....

    That is a nice set of bocce ball courts ya got there. Just needs some grappa and a couple of benches.
    random bacon 12498 2014-04-22 19:35:16.0 login to vote score 0
    I can pre-pay for parking, it's gonna cost more than tickets to the game. America, what a country!
    quinblake 1476 2014-04-22 20:13:30.0 login to vote score 3
    halfof33: Cat got your tongue bootney?

    Sack up, post something for once. I do not believe I have ever seen you post anything.

    Do not be shy!


    Beer garden tough guy here, watch out.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 20:31:15.0 login to vote score -1
    quinblake: Beer garden tough guy here, watch out.

    Quinny, you have been following me around all day. Why so grumpy?

    Like this last post, you are calling me a tough guy, when you just scolded me, like a tough guy.

    Don't be a tough guy, sweetie.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-22 21:15:59.0 login to vote score 1
    Kids changing the world through minecraft.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-22 21:17:33.0 login to vote score 2
    Christ half and half wonders why we treat him with disdain when it's been apparent from his first post he has zero desire to be part of this community and just exists to make posting here as miserable as possible.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2014-04-22 21:19:40.0 login to vote score 1
    baron muchhumpin:

    Damn, she must have velcro patches on her nipples.
    halfof33 12140 2014-04-22 21:26:37.0 login to vote score -1
    cannonhawk: Christ half and half wonders why we treat him with disdain when it's been apparent from his first post he has zero desire to be part of this community and just exists to make posting here as miserable as possible.

    Cry moar.

    Bawww! Be pwart of fuh cwommunity!

    Your mom didn't treat me with disdain, sport.

    Lolz.
    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-22 21:34:33.0 login to vote score 3

    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-22 21:38:29.0 login to vote score 1

    cannonhawk 849 2014-04-22 21:39:30.0 login to vote score 3

    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-23 00:08:02.0 login to vote score 0
    baron muchhumpin:

    Bloody hell!!!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-23 00:31:19.0 login to vote score 1

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    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-23 00:47:38.0 login to vote score 0
    baron muchhumpin:

    Seems that her name is Oh In-Hye" : GIS is very forthcoming :)
    texas raider 728 2014-04-23 00:57:01.0 login to vote score 1

    texas raider 728 2014-04-23 00:57:31.0 login to vote score 1

    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-23 01:13:10.0 login to vote score 0
    Nothing ever gets frontpaged during the US night-time hours because of so downvote republican being a huge cunt.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-04-23 01:21:16.0 login to vote score 0

    baron muchhumpin 4248 2014-04-23 01:58:00.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: Seems that her name is Oh In-Hye" : GIS is very forthcoming :)

    there is a god... add "nude" to your search...
    If you logged in, you could post here.