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    code_7 6865 2013-05-23 12:00:24.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: No... I didn't realize he was on. Also, I'm in England...

    Yeah, it's kinda a big deal...

    or at least it should be, I just knew there would be a thread here but no, no one even knows he's speaking, let alone what he's speaking about.

    he says he is removing restrictions on transporting gitmo prisoners to Yemen and once again, try and get that place shut down.
    code_7 6865 2013-05-23 12:07:51.0 login to vote score 0
    omg, that lady was posting ME off,I can't believe he kept his cool as well as he did...

    I probably agreed with most of what she said too, though I'll have to find a transcript, but at the end the NPR people put a Mic on her and I thought there was actually going to be a debate!

    that would have been awesome but no, he couldn't let it go that far...
    saturday ninja 3494 2013-05-23 12:19:04.0 login to vote score 0
    waaaa i am still barred from participating on blackboard. every heartbeat on this ban feels like a slow jam song in a loop.

    Hey bebe I wanna love you
    not rape you
    love you yeh yeh
    not rape you
    love you yeh yeh
    not rape you
    R-A-P-E-C-T ah oohh
    you better hope my meds don't run out, gurl
    so you better bleach your taint
    don't wanna hear no, can't, or ain't
    coz when you drive me crazy
    i wanna love you like john wayne gacy
    loved all those dead ladies

    baby-gurl I picked you out of all my bishes
    to make you my Mishes
    fulfil my wishes
    iron and do the dishes.
    fishes taste delishes
    just like your kishes.

    your kishes
    oooooo

    loop



    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 12:23:24.0 login to vote score 1
    code_7: is anyone listening to the president's speech?

    Nixon is still alive?
    muninsfire 189 2013-05-23 12:29:20.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I hope they post rather than lurk.

    I half suspect they do.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-23 12:30:47.0 login to vote score 2
    bucket of truth: Email conversation today between gmail accounts...

    Friend: Thinking of bombing the [local bar] on Friday, interested?
    Me: Great choice of words. Hi NSA!! Please don't lock up my friend. He's really a nice guy.
    Me: Definitely would like to DRINK AMERICAN BEER AND WAVE AMERICAN FLAGS this Friday. Praise Jesus!
    Friend: Praise Allah. Death to Americans.
    Friend: I am please you wish to join me at jihadi suicide death camp where we will learn the techniques of guerilla warfare and improvised explosive device making.
    Friend: I shall save 40 virgins and a river of milk and honey in your honor.
    Friend: Allah Akbar! ((Ululations))

    Now the NSA will be all over bN!


    Hah. Back in the 90s the list owner of the Milcom mailing list commented once that there were some .army.mil and some .cia.gov list members...
    selectivedisclosure 45 2013-05-23 12:41:11.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: Hah. Back in the 90s the list owner of the Milcom mailing list commented once that there were some .army.mil and some .cia.gov list members...

    you'd think they'd be a bit more subtle and at least use their "totallynotthecia.notgoviswear" accounts instead
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 12:41:16.0 login to vote score 3
    muninsfire: I half suspect they do.

    We do. Some of you are on a list and if you start trouble, we have plans for you. Plans. PLANS.
    selectivedisclosure 45 2013-05-23 12:50:18.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider:

    I don't get why the WiiU is a pole.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-23 12:52:40.0 login to vote score 2
    selectivedisclosure: you'd think they'd be a bit more subtle and at least use their "totallynotthecia.notgoviswear" accounts instead

    We suspected they were just forwarders to internal mailing lists.
    sloth 222 2013-05-23 12:55:44.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Hah. Back in the 90s the list owner of the Milcom mailing list commented once that there were some .army.mil and some .cia.gov list members...

    Even govie types love Milfs.
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 12:56:07.0 login to vote score 0
    selectivedisclosure: I don't get why the WiiU is a pole.

    It's standing still meaning it sucks.
    selectivedisclosure 45 2013-05-23 12:59:19.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: It's standing still meaning it sucks.

    Perhaps it's deeper that that. You see, the pole, or WiiU, was clearly ahead of the PS4 at the outset of the video. The Ps4, through steady perseverance, eventually surpasses the WiiU. XBoxOne attempts to make a surprise entrance into the market via barrel roll, but its ultimate fate is unknown.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-23 13:14:43.0 login to vote score 0
    sloth: Even govie types love Milfs.

    That's Milcom, not Milfcom.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 13:20:11.0 login to vote score 1
    Still depressed. Don't give a fuck anymore. I can ACT like I still care.
    Not going anywhere, tho. Got responsibilities. Maybe my feelings will match my actions if I keep trying, y'know? Meh. I'm sure this is temporary.


    I hope.
    iggins 5808 2013-05-23 13:28:31.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Still depressed. Don't give a fuck anymore. I can ACT like I still care.
    Not going anywhere, tho. Got responsibilities. Maybe my feelings will match my actions if I keep trying, y'know? Meh. I'm sure this is temporary.


    I hope.


    go get some burritos.


    they usualy make me feel better
    saturday ninja 3494 2013-05-23 13:31:04.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: Still depressed. Don't give a fuck anymore. I can ACT like I still care.
    Not going anywhere, tho. Got responsibilities. Maybe my feelings will match my actions if I keep trying, y'know? Meh. I'm sure this is temporary.


    faking it/acting it does wonders. keep with the winning attitude. AIN'T NOTHING GOING TO BREAK MY STRIDE NOBODY GONNA SLOW ME DOWN - I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING. also have some dark chocolate on hand!
    sabine 745 2013-05-23 13:33:18.0 login to vote score 5
    spongegirl circleskirt: Maybe my feelings will match my actions if I keep trying, y'know?

    I don't think there are any one-size-fits-all solutions for depression, and even what works for the same person at one point in time might not work for them later. That being said, I have heard from someone struggling with bipolar that that "fake it until you make it" strategy can help. Best wishes.
    muninsfire 189 2013-05-23 13:36:50.0 login to vote score 4
    So tonight's meeting of the amateur radio club is supposed to be a 'baked goods auction'.

    I'm bringing two units of key lime pie constructed per my grandmother's recipe....assuming I don't give in to the severe temptation and reduce that number by half, because ye gods that pie is good.
    polydactylkatze 641 2013-05-23 13:37:02.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Still depressed. Don't give a fuck anymore. I can ACT like I still care.
    Not going anywhere, tho. Got responsibilities. Maybe my feelings will match my actions if I keep trying, y'know? Meh. I'm sure this is temporary.


    I hope.


    Do you still get to see the therapist you said you liked? You seemed encouraged after meeting her.
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 13:39:29.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: go get some burritos.


    they usualy make me feel better


    Until you go to the bathroom.
    muninsfire 189 2013-05-23 13:39:41.0 login to vote score 1
    Wow, that's some serious meltdown action in the queue right now.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2013-05-23 13:41:50.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: Still depressed. Don't give a fuck anymore. I can ACT like I still care.
    Not going anywhere, tho. Got responsibilities. Maybe my feelings will match my actions if I keep trying, y'know? Meh. I'm sure this is temporary.


    I hope.


    Hang in there, sweetie. I'm a big plan of the fake-it-til-ya-make-it plan. Positive thoughts can make things seem better. :)
    nerd by proxy 4296 2013-05-23 13:41:50.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: Still depressed. Don't give a fuck anymore. I can ACT like I still care.
    Not going anywhere, tho. Got responsibilities. Maybe my feelings will match my actions if I keep trying, y'know? Meh. I'm sure this is temporary.


    I hope.


    Hang in there, sweetie. I'm a big plan of the fake-it-til-ya-make-it plan. Positive thoughts can make things seem better. :)
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 13:48:54.0 login to vote score 1
    muninsfire: Wow, that's some serious meltdown action in the queue right now.

    I think I'll add to it.
    texas raider 728 2013-05-23 13:52:30.0 login to vote score 2
    selectivedisclosure: I don't get why the WiiU is a pole.

    I'm guessing cause it's not going anywhere after it's launch.
    cardinal puff 887 2013-05-23 13:53:38.0 login to vote score 5
    code_7: Yeah, it's kinda a big deal...

    or at least it should be, I just knew there would be a thread here but no, no one even knows he's speaking, let alone what he's speaking about.

    he says he is removing restrictions on transporting gitmo prisoners to Yemen and once again, try and get that place shut down.


    It's about time it was shut down. I wish him well.
    selectivedisclosure 45 2013-05-23 13:54:41.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider: I'm guessing cause it's not going anywhere after it's launch.



    That's because they wanted people to buy ALL NEW remotes and accessories. None of the original Wiimotes work with the WiiU and none of the Original Wii accessories work with the WiiU remotes. We went in to buy a WiiU because we wanted an upgrade, and ended up leaving with two additional original Wiis to have around the house...and still saved about $300. Because fuck that.
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 14:05:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Dammit, we need a good queue-fight.
    sloth 222 2013-05-23 14:06:39.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: That's Milcom, not Milfcom.

    Yeah, yeah, sfw, gotta leave off the f...
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 14:11:00.0 login to vote score 3
    polydactylkatze: Do you still get to see the therapist you said you liked? You seemed encouraged after meeting her.

    Yeah, but she had to cancel our session yesterday. She just got her PhD last year and broke off from the counseling center she was at. She moved to an office a bicycle ride from my house. I might take advantage of that and ride that big ol street down to her office. Getting home might be difficult. Lol!

    Thanks guise for the props. I need it. :)
    saturday ninja 3494 2013-05-23 14:15:28.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: She moved to an office a bicycle ride from my house. I might take advantage of that and ride that big ol street down to her office. Getting home might be difficult. Lol!

    zomg i recognize that place it's one near the lake infested with all tho plummingos, no?



    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 14:22:10.0 login to vote score 2
    Oh, funny thing. The office is in the same shopping center as rehab. I might run into my rehab counselor, who I couldn't stand.

    (She was from the college of hard knocks and still had some characteristics of certain folks I don't like- avarice over my shoes, whoop-whooping to cheer on successes, and a pushiness to AA and God, whom at the time, I wanted nothing to do with.)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 14:22:40.0 login to vote score 0
    saturday ninja: zomg i recognize that place it's one near the lake infested with all tho plummingos, no?

    Lol! No!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 14:27:51.0 login to vote score 3
    Having some food seem to have a positive effect…
    Getting laid would be better, but long distance, ya know?
    :D
    polydactylkatze 641 2013-05-23 14:30:16.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Yeah, but she had to cancel our session yesterday. She just got her PhD last year and broke off from the counseling center she was at. She moved to an office a bicycle ride from my house. I might take advantage of that and ride that big ol street down to her office. Getting home might be difficult. Lol!

    Thanks guise for the props. I need it. :)


    Glad to hear it. Bummer that your therapy got disrupted, but cool that she'll be so close. Hope you can keep a regular thing going with her if that's what you want. A good therapist can be a powerful resource.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 14:30:17.0 login to vote score 2
    Just say no to

    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 14:33:38.0 login to vote score 2
    polydactylkatze: Glad to hear it. Bummer that your therapy got disrupted, but cool that she'll be so close. Hope you can keep a regular thing going with her if that's what you want. A good therapist can be a powerful resource.

    Well, she won't let me get away with BSing her. She's no nonsense, and brutally honest, but positively insightful. She gives props where needed but isn't going to be lazy to her approach. None of that How does that make you feel? It's more like, here's where you need to work, here's how you can work on it, so get to work or your wasting your money and both our time.
    saturday ninja 3494 2013-05-23 14:37:35.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Having some food seem to have a positive effect…
    Getting laid would be better, but long distance, ya know?
    :D


    exercise is a good substitute. all my sexual energy is diverted early hours of dawn to wiping off the nail polish my daughter applies on my fingernails and toenails when I am sleep. Why do kids do that? i got to establish some boundaries.


    valentinselezynov 3304 2013-05-23 14:46:43.0 login to vote score 4
    I can't get over how good Metro: Last Light is. I don't think that i've ever started a game over again immediately after finishing it.

    It has a Deus Ex pacifist style achievement for completing the game without killing any humans unless forced to, and the better ending is unlocked by playing as a good guy (helping the poor, not killing) so i intended to go for that... but in one level i came to a group of Reds who had attacked a refugee caravan and were going to rape a woman, so i killed them.

    It's quite unflinching in its depiction of life in the Metro and how badly some of the factions treat others... but not in a lame over the top way. It's a shame THQ went under before being able to release this. It would have been their magnum opus, and easily deserves to be held in the same category of story-driven FPS greatness as the first BioShock.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 14:49:01.0 login to vote score 1
    saturday ninja: exercise is a good substitute. all my sexual energy is diverted early hours of dawn to wiping off the nail polish my daughter applies on my fingernails and toenails when I am sleep. Why do kids do that? i got to establish some boundaries.

    Haha. Good daddy!
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 14:49:45.0 login to vote score 2
    saturday ninja: exercise is a good substitute. all my sexual energy is diverted early hours of dawn to wiping off the nail polish my daughter applies on my fingernails and toenails when I am sleep. Why do kids do that? i got to establish some boundaries.

    If she can paint your nails, then she can work in the mines!
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 14:51:04.0 login to vote score 0
    I'm too nice. We had a sudden rainstorm here but I checked the weather radar and saw it would only be about half an hour so I told patrons to hold off on leaving, especially if I didn't see an umbrella. A few did and were glad I said something.
    space 649 2013-05-23 14:54:10.0 login to vote score 0
    stf\/ 1.7.... wtf... th/s s/t s\/cks
    intentionally left blank 2011 2013-05-23 14:56:02.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: Having some food seem to have a positive effect…
    Getting laid would be better, but long distance, ya know?
    :D


    Tried to find a picture for you, but you'll have to settle for Carmen Electra riding a . . . toy.


    bucket of truth 1525 2013-05-23 14:56:40.0 login to vote score 0
    < hrf="#4740332">ddtwrk: <>'m t nc. W hd sddn rnstrm hr bt chckd th wthr rdr nd sw t wld nl b bt hlf n hr s tld ptrns t hld ff n lvng, spcll f ddn't s n mbrll. fw dd nd wr gld sd smthng.

    Whtvr ltrsmbn.
    muninsfire 189 2013-05-23 14:56:51.0 login to vote score 0
    space: stf/ 1.7.... wtf... th/s s/t s/cks

    You're alted to crazypants, evidently.
    muninsfire 189 2013-05-23 14:57:13.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: < hrf="#4740332">ddtwrk: <>'m t nc. W hd sddn rnstrm hr bt chckd th wthr rdr nd sw t wld nl b bt hlf n hr s tld ptrns t hld ff n lvng, spcll f ddn't s n mbrll. fw dd nd wr gld sd smthng.

    Whtvr ltrsmbn.


    And so are you!
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 14:58:04.0 login to vote score 0
    muninsfire: You're alted to crazypants, evidently.

    So is bucket of truth apparently.
    bucket of truth 1525 2013-05-23 14:58:24.0 login to vote score 0
    sp@c3 @nd ! 2r3 b0th !n th3 s@m3 @r3@. ! bl@m3 TBS.
    bucket of truth 1525 2013-05-23 14:59:29.0 login to vote score 2
    Tht's nvr hppnd bfr, swr!
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 15:00:36.0 login to vote score 1
    bucket of truth: sp@c3 @nd ! 2r3 b0th !n th3 s@m3 @r3@. ! bl@m3 TBS.

    As fun as it is to blame him, this is czar going apeshit in the queue.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 15:02:55.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: Tried to find a picture for you, but you'll have to settle for Carmen Electra riding a . . . toy.

    Sabine, Sabine rocks you!

    You got cum on yer face
    Big smiley face
    Slipping and Sliding all over the place.

    Sabine, Sabine rocks you!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2013-05-23 15:03:28.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: So is bucket of truth apparently.

    Bucket of Pants!
    eddyatwork 998 2013-05-23 15:26:34.0 login to vote score 0
    I have to poop bad and my shift relief isn't here yet. I'm afraid I'm going to see a turtle soon!
    farkmeblind 482 2013-05-23 15:38:23.0 login to vote score 1

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    farkmeblind 482 2013-05-23 15:57:37.0 login to vote score 1


    Widmanstätten Pattern
    farkmeblind 482 2013-05-23 16:06:30.0 login to vote score 3
    code_7: Yeah, it's kinda a big deal...

    or at least it should be, I just knew there would be a thread here but no, no one even knows he's speaking, let alone what he's speaking about.

    he says he is removing restrictions on transporting gitmo prisoners to Yemen and once again, try and get that place shut down.



    farkmeblind 482 2013-05-23 16:10:03.0 login to vote score 2

    iggins 5808 2013-05-23 16:18:16.0 login to vote score 4

    iggins 5808 2013-05-23 16:23:54.0 login to vote score 1
    really?



    people will be fuhrious
    iggins 5808 2013-05-23 16:27:16.0 login to vote score 1

    osirisothedead 1858 2013-05-23 17:17:52.0 login to vote score 1

    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-23 17:22:44.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind:

    its their blue blood. Isn't it copper based or something? No wait, thats a horseshoe crab...
    rodeo_pony 11539 2013-05-23 17:54:08.0 login to vote score 1
    I wish the computer hardware people would stop designing hardware that can only be assembled by people with hands the same size as a Chinese 5-year old.

    And that they stop sharpening the damn case edges.


    [Wipes blood off keyboard, wanders off to find the first aid kit.]
    novel ist nightmare 12202 2013-05-23 18:02:38.0 login to vote score 0
    rodeo_pony: I wish the computer hardware people would stop designing hardware that can only be assembled by people with hands the same size as a Chinese 5-year old.

    And that they stop sharpening the damn case edges.


    [Wipes blood off keyboard, wanders off to find the first aid kit.]


    I've only ever cut myself on the edge of a long-used case, the edge that creates the rest of the pseudo hinge, that was slowly sharpened as it picked up nicks and imperfections through its constant use.
    bucket of truth 1525 2013-05-23 18:29:33.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: Tht's nvr hppnd bfr, swr!

    That was awkward.
    iggins 5808 2013-05-23 18:38:09.0 login to vote score 0


    ha ha
    iggins 5808 2013-05-23 18:56:17.0 login to vote score 1

    kswheels 4583 2013-05-23 19:21:03.0 login to vote score 0
    Right wing "logic".

    bucket of truth 1525 2013-05-23 19:47:56.0 login to vote score 0
    kswheels: Right wing "logic".

    Wasn't the guy who got decapitated a drug dealer or was that somewhere else?
    zombiestomper 7393 2013-05-23 20:00:28.0 login to vote score 0
    GO RED WINGS!!!!!

    Yeah, I know you don't care, but I had a shit day and need a ray of sunshine, so...


    kswheels 4583 2013-05-23 20:23:56.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: Wasn't the guy who got decapitated a drug dealer or was that somewhere else?

    British soldier.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-23 20:38:59.0 login to vote score 0
    What kind of goofy-ass Christianity...


    elton jon benet 3546 2013-05-23 20:59:32.0 login to vote score 0
    I took the mini-series "John Adams" from HBO in to work. My 90y/o sweet pea loved it. He is a corn fed farm boy, made good. Just a treasure.
    muninsfire 189 2013-05-23 21:32:13.0 login to vote score 1
    Woohoo!

    My key lime pies were auctioned for $20 and $22. Not bad.
    muninsfire 189 2013-05-23 21:34:15.0 login to vote score 0
    rodeo_pony: I wish the computer hardware people would stop designing hardware that can only be assembled by people with hands the same size as a Chinese 5-year old.

    And that they stop sharpening the damn case edges.


    [Wipes blood off keyboard, wanders off to find the first aid kit.]


    And that would be why the good lord invented used hemostats.
    kswheels 4583 2013-05-23 22:21:30.0 login to vote score 0

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