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  • iggins 5808 2015-03-05 03:36:58.0 login to vote score 1
    just spent 2 hours to get my dad's truck out of a ditch, digging and pushing trying to get him out, while the whole time there and back trying not to get my 2 wheel drive camry stuck. got his 4 wheel out, got my car backa nd got it stuck at the end of my drive way, fuck it, close enough
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 03:53:44.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 04:04:39.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 05:25:49.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: maybe i can fart it out

    You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 05:30:32.0 login to vote score 2
    All the cars under the carports at my apartments are covered in snow. Dammit, wind!
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 05:41:24.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 05:42:14.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3: You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.

    in the same way they use explosives to put out oil well fires.


    the blast ignites and the expanding gasses displace the oxygen and put out the fire
    throwingknife 1634 2015-03-05 05:47:35.0 login to vote score 2
    trigonman3: You can extinguish fires by giving them methane? Impressive.

    Iggins' second Uncle once removed was Red Adair.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 07:09:15.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: Iggins' second Uncle once removed was Red Adair.

    i watched many shows about him as a kid
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 07:13:16.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 07:22:48.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 07:38:22.0 login to vote score 1
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-05 07:56:08.0 login to vote score 0
    I think iggins likes dogs
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 08:08:38.0 login to vote score 2
    comicbookguy: I think iggins likes dogs

    It doesn't matter how much he likes them, when his mom gets a job in SeaCATtle he'll be sad because the people there voted to get rid of all the doges! All the Asian women left because they didn't want to live in a place without Husky doges and the Asian men left because they wanted Asian women so all the airplane factories shut down because nobody could do math without Asian guys so SeaCATtle is a bleak and barren wasteland with only fat unemployed white people, cats, and empty factories with no planes in them. Oh and it's also super-liberal. Also, tabernash lives there and loves to tell young people about how he had to walk up mountains to go to school or something.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 08:09:15.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: at least i can eat cheese, in fact i am eating cheese right now

    Oh I can eat cheese, I just don't digest it well. :(
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-05 08:14:05.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman: O_o

    wtf? My bank just sent me an email trying to sell me whiskey?


    "Grab a drink and sit down, I have some bad news for you."
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 09:08:22.0 login to vote score 1
    What happened to roddikinsathome? And code7? I haven't read either of them for a while.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 09:22:07.0 login to vote score 5
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-05 09:54:46.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: The mountains on fire again. :(

    Ugh. That looks perilously close to people's homes :(
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 10:08:40.0 login to vote score 1
    OMG IT'S CHOA'S BIRFDAY


    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 10:41:31.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Ugh. That looks perilously close to people's homes :(

    There's already been 7 burnt down. And that's all prime property. There's a couple of underwriters who are sweating blue knuckles waiting for the claims.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 10:47:54.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: OMG IT'S CHOA'S BIRFDAY

    [image removed]


    ASIANS DO NOT HAVE BLOND OR RED HAIR!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 10:50:05.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: There's already been 7 burnt down. And that's all prime property. There's a couple of underwriters who are sweating blue knuckles waiting for the claims.

    Despite your username, I don't want you to be burnt.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 10:50:49.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Despite your username, I don't want you to be burnt.

    Awww bless. Thank you Edward.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 11:04:01.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: ASIANS DO NOT HAVE BLOND OR RED HAIR!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822990/I-asked-three-times-day-strangers-s-blonde-Asian-parents-frustrated-attention-young-son-gets-looks-different-them.html
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 11:07:44.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822990/I-asked-three-times-day-strangers-s-blonde-Asian-parents-frustrated-attention-young-son-gets-looks-different-them.html

    Is the mailman a blond? What about the pool boy? I'm thinking she was getting a little on the side if you get my drift and by that I mean she was getting PENISED by some other guy.
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 11:10:39.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Is the mailman a blond? What about the pool boy? I'm thinking she was getting a little on the side if you get my drift and by that I mean she was getting PENISED by some other guy.

    Want to know how I know that you didn't read the story?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 11:15:47.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: Want to know how I know that you didn't read the story?

    Because I have way better things to do than read links and crap. Kew-fighting takes up almost 30% of my entire day you know.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 11:34:46.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: ASIANS DO NOT HAVE BLOND OR RED HAIR!

    AND YOU CAN'T DIGEST CHEESE BUT YOU STILL EAT IT.

    SHE IS TOTES ADORBS
    burntman 1528 2015-03-05 11:39:45.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: AND YOU CAN'T DIGEST CHEESE

    Don't be stupid iggins.
    sabine 745 2015-03-05 12:50:10.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: the people there voted to get rid of all the doges! All the Asian women left because they didn't want to live in a place without Husky doges

    What did the University of Washington rename its sports teams to?
    kesshi 1556 2015-03-05 12:51:24.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-05 13:41:47.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman: Don't be stupid iggins.

    Think about this for a second.

    ...

    There, now don't you feel silly?
    elton john bonham 12432 2015-03-05 14:25:43.0 login to vote score 0
    I'm getting tickled here. Must have been 10 years ago my daddio gave me a bear for valentine's day. Yea, it's kinda cheesy, it's on a plastic box, and plays fur elise when batteries are installed. My sister would have tossed it in the garbage and promptly forgot about it, if he had given it to her. I know this, as he had bought her jewelry, and she would take it back to the store and trade it for what she wanted.

    I didn't take very good care of the bear, and it has yellowed from my cigarette smoke. He did pass away on valentine's day, so that bear is bitter/sweet for me. I have found a way to clean it! Making good progress here with that.

    You can see the head is back to white, and the smoke damage on the rest of him. I'll get him all clean and dried, and then store him in a ziploc bag, in bubble wrap and in a sturdy cardboard box. This bear will be protected and treasured like nothing else I own. Just a coincidence he passed on valentine's, but I'll treasure it forever. Really glad I've figured out to clean him up. One never knows what may become precious in the future, even a cheesy bear.



    My beloved Daddio worked in tight and cramped places as a tug engineer, sailing the oceans to help save people who might otherwise might have been lost at sea. My eulogy for him was and always will be:

    Somebody Loves You!
    Somebody is thinking of you.
    Somebody is caring about you.
    Somebody misses you.
    Somebody wants to be with you.
    Somebody wants to hold your hand.
    Somebody wants you to be happy.
    Somebody wants to hug you.
    Somebody admires your strength.
    Somebody wants to protect you.
    Somebody loves you for who you are.
    Somebody treasures your spirit.
    Somebody wants you to know they are there for you. Somebody would do anything for you.
    Somebody wants to share their dreams with you. Somebody trusts you.
    Somebody is very proud of you.
    Somebody loves you.
    Somebody is alive because of you.

    I am very lucky to have had such a kind and intelligent man as a father. I wish all were so fortunate.


    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-05 14:32:32.0 login to vote score 3
    FINALLY, a warm phase melting off some of the snow!


    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-05 14:51:45.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-05 15:04:59.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: AND YOU CAN'T DIGEST CHEESE BUT YOU STILL EAT IT.

    SHE IS TOTES ADORBS


    Stop saying that!
    random bacon 12498 2015-03-05 15:57:43.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: FINALLY, a warm phase melting off some of the snow!
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    It seems to have tricked some of our more elusive creatures out of hibernation.

    /hide yo kittens!
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-05 17:50:01.0 login to vote score 2
    zolividor: Never heard of edible starfish.

    You've never heard of a Chinese night market?

    Okay eating a starfish.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-05 18:58:54.0 login to vote score 3
    A friend of mine has actually eaten starfish in China and it's not like the video shows (or at least the first 45 seconds that I watched). She said they fried it and then ate the middle bit. The intestines and stuff. Said it was like eating hot cat food.
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 19:14:40.0 login to vote score 0
    I submitted this to a Home Depot survey thingy:

    1. I was pleased with the associate in the plumbing aisle. He greeted me with a friendly "Hello", letting me know he was there, without immediately asking if I needed help (I didn't). I have commented in past surveys about overly-helpful associates intruding on my casual browsing. I am glad they are available if needed, but most of the time I can look at things and select what I want to buy without help. Customer service: win.

    2. My purpose for shopping tonight was to replace a knob for a Delta bathroom faucet, which had broken this morning. I had purchased this now-broken knob a year and a half ago at Home Depot from the non-brand-name section, expecting comparable quality at a lower price. However, tonight I looked only briefly in that section before finding the Delta-branded knobs at a cheaper price than the obviously lower-quality junk a few feet away. Quality: fail.

    3. I was also pleased by the quieter, non-talky self-service checkout machines. Checkout experience: win.
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-05 20:23:10.0 login to vote score 1
    Nerds are pissed at sockpuppet.

    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-05 20:25:17.0 login to vote score 3


    If Nintendo started making Amiibos like this, I might start buying them.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 20:57:01.0 login to vote score 4
    my life


    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 21:04:19.0 login to vote score 3
    Come get some free shit
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 21:07:03.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: my life

    I got a faster PC. Iz verr nass. And there were some hundreds left over for tasty foods.
    trigonman3 63 2015-03-05 21:08:14.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: suck-my-dick shark

    Captain! There be whales sharks here!
    not exactly 11873 2015-03-05 21:22:52.0 login to vote score 0
    trigonman3: I got a faster PC. Iz verr nass. And there were some hundreds left over for tasty foods.

    ALl my parts for my new build are here, but I don't have time to do it until next week. It's going to be awesome!
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-05 22:02:56.0 login to vote score 2
    A gamergater lists all the things they don't like about GDC.






    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-05 22:03:59.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: A gamergater lists all the things they don't like about GDC.

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    Imagine it all being read by Andy Rooney.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-05 22:49:04.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2015-03-06 00:04:03.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2015-03-06 00:50:50.0 login to vote score 0
    india is killing the west indies
    iggins 5808 2015-03-06 00:52:50.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-06 00:59:58.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: A friend of mine has actually eaten starfish in China and it's not like the video shows (or at least the first 45 seconds that I watched). She said they fried it and then ate the middle bit. The intestines and stuff. Said it was like eating hot cat food.

    I FUCKING LOVE HIT CAT FOOD!!
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-06 01:01:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Which is more than I love the stupid over-sensitive iPad keyboard. It hit submit for me when I tried to correct my typo.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-06 01:32:01.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2015-03-06 01:34:23.0 login to vote score 0
    what the fuck india, why you drop easy catches
    iggins 5808 2015-03-06 01:41:41.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2015-03-06 01:44:27.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins 5808 2015-03-06 01:52:01.0 login to vote score 0
    If you logged in, you could post here.