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  • cardinal puff 887 2014-07-24 13:32:00.0 login to vote score 0
    valentinselezynov: I heard i liked bN, so...
    I think that frowny faces go better though.


    Those things look so creepy. The ads don't improve matters!
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 14:06:59.0 login to vote score 9


    My mouse is doing well, I think she's going to live! I've been caring for her since Sunday, and she's doing great!
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 14:08:43.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Couldn't do my run last night. Back was whacked, so tonight it is!

    Awesome! I've lost 6 lbs since I started using the zombie app.

    The 5k training app made by the same people is also pretty good, I just wish it would cool down a little more.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-24 14:15:29.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: [image removed]

    My mouse is doing well, I think she's going to live! I've been caring for her since Sunday, and she's doing great!


    D'aww. You're gonna keep her as a pet, I hope.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 14:24:54.0 login to vote score 8
    osirisothedead: D'aww. You're gonna keep her as a pet, I hope.

    Either that or she may go to live with my brother's family, my nephew is rather attached to her, and even his wife, who is normally afraid of rodents had fallen in love with her.

    Either way, she's going to end up a very spoiled little mouse!


    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-24 14:34:47.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: Either that or she may go to live with my brother's family, my nephew is rather attached to her, and even his wife, who is normally afraid of rodents had fallen in love with her.

    Either way, she's going to end up a very spoiled little mouse!

    [image removed]


    Rodents make great pets, especially for younger kids. Teaches them some responsibility. Of course, I'm biased since I have two rats. :-)
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-24 14:43:55.0 login to vote score 5
    Gimpy be sippin'.


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-24 15:53:43.0 login to vote score 1
    abbynormal: Awesome! I've lost 6 lbs since I started using the zombie app.

    The 5k training app made by the same people is also pretty good, I just wish it would cool down a little more.


    Nice. I bet your legs are getting in great shape too. I'm jelly of runner's legs. Maybe I can turn my cankles I to actual ankles. :)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-24 15:54:08.0 login to vote score 1
    Into, ya fucking piece of crap iPad.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-07-24 16:00:44.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: Into, ya fucking piece of crap iPad.

    I should screencap that and just post it after every one of twitch's jobs-slobberings.
    sabine 745 2014-07-24 16:14:08.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: Into, ya fucking piece of crap iPad.

    I initially read this without context and imagined you standing over a giant toilet bowl and shouting threateningly.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 17:00:49.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Nice. I bet your legs are getting in great shape too. I'm jelly of runner's legs. Maybe I can turn my cankles I to actual ankles. :)

    Yes! I'm already seeing more definition in my legs, but more importantly, they feel stronger. I alternate doing missions and 5k training. I'm on mission 14, week 2, day 2 of 5k training.

    With the 5k training, for the first week you walk for 10min, then walk for a minute, and run for 15 seconds 10 times, then 10 minutes of free run where you can run or walk, depending on how you feel. The second week is the same except you walk for a minute then run for 30 seconds.

    I'm on the second week, and when I started by the time I got to free run and could only walk, I was beat. But now I'm able to run for at least half of the 10 minutes.

    I'm training to run in the Zombie Fright Run 5K in October. Can't wait!

    Funny thing, I'd never even thought about running before I found the app, I thought I'd hate it, but I don't.
    halfof33 12140 2014-07-24 18:09:21.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: Yes! I'm already seeing more definition in my legs, but more importantly, they feel stronger. I alternate doing missions and 5k training. I'm on mission 14, week 2, day 2 of 5k training.

    With the 5k training, for the first week you walk for 10min, then walk for a minute, and run for 15 seconds 10 times, then 10 minutes of free run where you can run or walk, depending on how you feel. The second week is the same except you walk for a minute then run for 30 seconds.

    I'm on the second week, and when I started by the time I got to free run and could only walk, I was beat. But now I'm able to run for at least half of the 10 minutes.

    I'm training to run in the Zombie Fright Run 5K in October. Can't wait!

    Funny thing, I'd never even thought about running before I found the app, I thought I'd hate it, but I don't.


    I like to think that it was people pointing out your weight gain that gave you the motivation you needed. You never would have gotten that from the beta males like intentionally left blank.

    You're welcome
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-24 18:17:36.0 login to vote score 4
    Workout 2 of 85 done, legs feel like jelly.

    Wifey's got that gleam in her eye, workout 3 eminent, me thinks.

    /remember me if I don't make it......
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 18:25:34.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Workout 2 of 85 done, legs feel like jelly.

    Wifey's got that gleam in her eye, workout 3 eminent, me thinks.

    /remember me if I don't make it......


    What kind of workouts are you doing?


    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-24 18:26:29.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Workout 2 of 85 done, legs feel like jelly.

    Wifey's got that gleam in her eye, workout 3 eminent, me thinks.

    /remember me if I don't make it......


    PENIS!
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-24 18:27:25.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: My mouse is doing well, I think she's going to live! I've been caring for her since Sunday, and she's doing great!

    You're a good person for doing this.
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-24 18:31:27.0 login to vote score 1
    abbynormal: What kind of workouts are you doing?

    EA Sports Active 2 for the Wii.

    When it stops being so christingly hot I'll be biking to work again but that's months away yet.
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-24 19:17:36.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon: EA Sports Active 2 for the Wii.

    When it stops being so christingly hot I'll be biking to work again but that's months away yet.


    It's a very comfy 71F at the moment, comfortable humidity level. I went for a jog earlier this evening and did a little muscle workout afterward. Funny though, the workouts had nothing to do with the concerns of commentors on bN; alpha, beta or gamma.
    kesshi 1556 2014-07-24 19:27:21.0 login to vote score 2
    "You can't vote in this thread"

    I tried to vote in a thread. bN said "NO!" I posted in the thread. I tried to vote again. bN said "Sure."

    I've been gone a while. What new shenanigans is this? How do I use it? Is it child safe? Has Twitch claimed that Apple invented it? Please fill me in on the details.
    halfof33 12140 2014-07-24 19:40:31.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: It's a very comfy 71F at the moment, comfortable humidity level. I went for a jog earlier this evening and did a little muscle workout afterward. Funny though, the workouts had nothing to do with the concerns of commentors on bN; alpha, beta or gamma.

    No but your posting it did....

    Twittergarden
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 19:44:12.0 login to vote score 12
    eddyatwork: You're a good person for doing this.

    Or an idiot. :-)

    When the cat dropped her on the floor of the kitchen, I thought she was a goner. She was so tiny and helpless, she weighed maybe 3 grams and was about the size of a quarter, and her eyes hadn't opened yet. I thought all I could do was keep her comfortable until she died.



    I did some research on the internet, and called the local nature center, and both said that she would most likely die. Hand raised mice seldom live very long. From what I could tell, she was around a week old.

    I thought it was a lost cause, but I felt like since I saved her from the cat, I was obligated to try to help her.

    She needed to be fed formula from a syringe every 2 hours, and couldn't urinate or defecate unless I massaged her tummy and genitals with a wet q tip. And I needed to keep her at about 80 degrees all the time.

    I figured she'd be dead by Monday morning no matter what I did (I got her on Sunday afternoon), but I felt obligated to try my best.

    So I was pretty amazed when she made it though the night. I set my alarm, and woke up every 2 hours to feed her and make her go to the bathroom.

    She must have been stunned when I found her. By second day however, she started moving more, and started to vocalize. I took her to work with me so I could stick to the feeding schedule. My students love her.

    Today, for the first time she managed to stand up and walk. Her appetite has improved, and she's cleaning herself, and is started to pee and poop without help. And she seems to like being petted.



    She should open her eyes any day now. Once she does I can start her on solid food, and she'll be able to eat by herself. And then I can finally get a full nights sleep! :-)

    I'd like to think I'm not doing anything any decent person would do. And I figure I'm boosting my karma.

    And just seeing my little nephew holding her and petting her has been wonderful. He's so gentle with animals. If she ends up going to live with my brother and his family she'll end up spoiled rotten!



    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 19:51:52.0 login to vote score 3
    random bacon: EA Sports Active 2 for the Wii.

    When it stops being so christingly hot I'll be biking to work again but that's months away yet.


    Spongegirl and I are playing Zombies, Run!. And I'm also using a 5k training app from the same people.

    It's a lot of fun, and I'm getting a ton of exercise. I no longer miss the gym. And it was just what I needed to get past the wall I'd hit a few years ago. I'd gone from 220 or so to around 180, and just couldn't seem to lose any more weight.

    I guess I just needed to change my routine. It's taken years, but the weight is staying off.
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-24 20:03:30.0 login to vote score 8
    kesshi: "You can't vote in this thread"

    I tried to vote in a thread. bN said "NO!" I posted in the thread. I tried to vote again. bN said "Sure."

    I've been gone a while. What new shenanigans is this? How do I use it? Is it child safe? Has Twitch claimed that Apple invented it? Please fill me in on the details.


    Modded threads. It's an option when you submit stuff to the queue now. If you vote a modded thread down while it's in the queue you can't post in it if/when it front pages. Can't vote or post anon in a modded thread unless you comment first. Modded thread submitter can kick anyone from their thread for any reason.

    Also, you're FORCED forced to submit modded threads and complain about being kicked out of them.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 20:04:54.0 login to vote score 3
    quinblake: It's a very comfy 71F at the moment, comfortable humidity level. I went for a jog earlier this evening and did a little muscle workout afterward. Funny though, the workouts had nothing to do with the concerns of commentors on bN; alpha, beta or gamma.

    Who thought they had anything to do with you exercising? I may be resembling it wrong, but I seem to recall you've always been pretty active.

    Remember when we used to have scheduled fitness threads? I was thinking about reviving that.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 20:05:21.0 login to vote score 2
    resembling/remembering, damn autocorrect!
    abbynormal 1917 2014-07-24 20:06:27.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: Modded threads. It's an option when you submit stuff to the queue now. If you vote a modded thread down while it's in the queue you can't post in it if/when it front pages. Can't vote or post anon in a modded thread unless you comment first. Modded thread submitter can kick anyone from their thread for any reason.

    Also, you're FORCED forced to submit modded threads and complain about being kicked out of them.


    I can't remember, didn't Grahams say bitching about being kicked or crying about moderation was strikable?

    quinblake 1476 2014-07-24 20:07:03.0 login to vote score 2
    halfof33: No but your posting it did....

    Twittergarden


    Clearly you need new twitter content, mine are mostly standup comedians and security/crypto geeks.
    quinblake 1476 2014-07-24 20:07:59.0 login to vote score 1
    abbynormal: I can't remember, didn't Grahams say bitching about being kicked or crying about moderation was strikable?

    Not sure, I never strike anything.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-24 20:23:42.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine: I initially read this without context and imagined you standing over a giant toilet bowl and shouting threateningly.

    This.

    This made me laughed until I cried. :)
    iggins 5808 2014-07-24 20:26:07.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: I can't remember, didn't Grahams say bitching about being kicked or crying about moderation was strikable?

    yep
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-24 20:28:04.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: Yes! I'm already seeing more definition in my legs, but more importantly, they feel stronger. I alternate doing missions and 5k training. I'm on mission 14, week 2, day 2 of 5k training.

    With the 5k training, for the first week you walk for 10min, then walk for a minute, and run for 15 seconds 10 times, then 10 minutes of free run where you can run or walk, depending on how you feel. The second week is the same except you walk for a minute then run for 30 seconds.

    I'm on the second week, and when I started by the time I got to free run and could only walk, I was beat. But now I'm able to run for at least half of the 10 minutes.

    I'm training to run in the Zombie Fright Run 5K in October. Can't wait!

    Funny thing, I'd never even thought about running before I found the app, I thought I'd hate it, but I don't.


    Amazing! You rock! The app is really helping me enjoy this. I think I will purchase the interval training pack.
    sabine 745 2014-07-24 20:44:46.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: This made me laughed until I cried. :)

    Sometimes I make those up for comedic effect, but that was literally true. I remembered an earlier accident you had with a phone (perhaps apocryphally).
    iggins 5808 2014-07-24 21:01:31.0 login to vote score 4
    i need to redo my bedroom


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    dogs laughter 3446 2014-07-24 21:14:29.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: resembling/remembering, damn autocorrect!

    I thought it was pretty funny.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-24 23:17:37.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine: Sometimes I make those up for comedic effect, but that was literally true. I remembered an earlier accident you had with a phone (perhaps apocryphally).

    Oh yes. The toilet phone drop. I remember. I still have the phone.

    I have trouble letting go of electronics.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-24 23:20:23.0 login to vote score 2
    abbynormal: Who thought they had anything to do with you exercising? I may be resembling it wrong, but I seem to recall you've always been pretty active.

    Remember when we used to have scheduled fitness threads? I was thinking about reviving that.


    Do it! This running thing is a big deal to me since I never enjoyed it before. I'd like to see what more experienced runners have to say. BTW, I miss FFG's running posts.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-24 23:43:21.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-07-24 23:53:22.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-25 00:28:12.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-25 00:29:26.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    Speaking of Norway, it seems they expect an Islamist terrorist attack within the next few days. NORWAY????
    burntman 1528 2014-07-25 01:38:53.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff:

    I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have beer :O
    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 02:20:01.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-25 04:10:12.0 login to vote score 1
    Looks like I have a fan, how cute!
    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 06:00:04.0 login to vote score 2
    halfof33 12140 2014-07-25 06:10:21.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: Clearly you need new twitter content, mine are mostly standup comedians and security/crypto geeks.

    litle miss, little miss can't be wrong...


    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 06:10:32.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 06:32:39.0 login to vote score 1
    Sojin hungry


    xxplosiv 3123 2014-07-25 06:53:21.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Sojin hungry

    why is she holding a parrot?
    stimp 2462 2014-07-25 07:34:10.0 login to vote score 3
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-07-25 07:37:30.0 login to vote score 6
    AMERICA!



    /America
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-25 07:37:35.0 login to vote score 2
    stimp:

    O_o Someone's a smartass.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-25 07:47:45.0 login to vote score 1
    xxplosiv: why is she holding a parrot?

    That's a Popsicle shaped like a bottle with the wrapper scrunched in her hand.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-25 07:48:45.0 login to vote score 2
    Shit, dawg! My back feels great! This running thing is gonna pay off!
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-25 07:53:23.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: That's a Popsicle shaped like a bottle with the wrapper scrunched in her hand.

    FWIW, my first thought was parrot as well.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-07-25 08:00:36.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: That's a Popsicle shaped like a bottle with the wrapper scrunched in her hand.

    Well thanks for killing my sexual hunter Tyrannosaurus Vex, party-poop-cycle.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 08:05:05.0 login to vote score 2
    want pizza
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-25 08:07:25.0 login to vote score 0
    xxplosiv: Well thanks for killing my sexual hunter Tyrannosaurus Vex, party-poop-cycle.

    You're welcome! I would have thought the phallic shape of the Popsicle would have been an iggins wet dream, but hey, if you're into parrots, you're into parrots.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-25 08:08:24.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: FWIW, my first thought was parrot as well.

    I thought it was a budgie.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-07-25 08:14:10.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: You're welcome! I would have thought the phallic shape of the Popsicle would have been an iggins wet dream, but hey, if you're into parrots, you're into parrots.

    It's not the parrot that counts, its who counts on offerings.

    Or, if a heavily plumed erotic hunter attempted to offer a sacrificial quarry, would you knot attain arousalment from its subsequent feast on your obvious neutral dismissal of said offerings, through fear of being eaten as desert for the oildrum of a female vertebrate praying mantis or arachnid undergoing volumetric evolution?
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-25 08:21:05.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff: I thought it was a budgie.

    Fucking limey...
    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 08:34:38.0 login to vote score 1
    Pizza ordered
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-25 08:35:58.0 login to vote score 0
    xxplosiv: It's not the parrot that counts, its who counts on offerings.

    Or, if a heavily plumed erotic hunter attempted to offer a sacrificial quarry, would you knot attain arousalment from its subsequent feast on your obvious neutral dismissal of said offerings, through fear of being eaten as desert for the oildrum of a female vertebrate praying mantis or arachnid undergoing volumetric evolution?


    No, not recently. I do, however, enjoy eating chicken on occasion.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-07-25 08:50:41.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: No, not recently. I do, however, enjoy eating chicken on occasion.

    Ugh. That's like eating replicator rations, you already know that chicken was all about its plumage.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 08:58:16.0 login to vote score 2
    have pizza
    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 09:03:21.0 login to vote score 3
    stimp 2462 2014-07-25 09:27:44.0 login to vote score 2
    Anyone able to identify what plant this is?


    cardinal puff 887 2014-07-25 09:30:56.0 login to vote score 0
    stimp: Anyone able to identify what plant this is?

    Purple.
    stimp 2462 2014-07-25 09:32:25.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Purple.

    Oxalis Purple Clover maybe but I'm not sure. Your guess was very close!
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-25 09:34:31.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    Beautiful dogs. German Sheppard?
    eddyatwork 998 2014-07-25 09:35:29.0 login to vote score 1
    It's almost August but work is so cold that I have a heater on. This is so wrong.
    iggins 5808 2014-07-25 09:59:53.0 login to vote score 2
    flashlv: Beautiful dogs. German Sheppard?

    yep, they are my second most posted type of dog
    flashlv 1657 2014-07-25 10:02:42.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: yep, they are my second most posted type of dog

    My friends parents has black ones like that, they were massive.

    They didn't live that long though, but were the sweetest ever.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-07-25 10:38:23.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: want pizza

    Had pizza for brebix!
    kesshi 1556 2014-07-25 10:45:40.0 login to vote score 1


    This was from a story in the queue that didn't make the front page. The Alanis Morissette made me a chuckle.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-07-25 10:48:56.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-07-25 11:53:22.0 login to vote score 0
    stimp: Anyone able to identify what plant this is?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxalis_triangularis
    mikeflstfi 4335 2014-07-25 12:18:39.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins:

    hmm...F-4s, F-15s, and some big black bird there in the middle. ;-)
    random bacon 12498 2014-07-25 12:40:25.0 login to vote score 1
    Heat index here hit 115 about an hour ago. Fuck that with gravy.
    valentinselezynov 3304 Fri Jul 25 13:32:22 PDT 2014 login to vote score 0
    I recently finished Telltale's The Wolf Among Us, and loved it so much that i bought the 'Deluxe Edition' of each of the volumes of the comic it was based on, Fables, mostly for when i'm on jury service in August as they advise you to bring a book.

    Initially i was a little disappointed that the art was more watery and in line with traditional fairy tale illustrations, as the more gaudy-looking, vibrant colour pallet of the game was one of my favourite things about it... but getting past that it's a pretty good read. So much so that i'm now probably going to have to get something else for my little holiday at the crown court.

    It really is a great game though. The best Telltale have made, i think, even if it's not really an adventure game like they're known for and more an interactive story. It reminds me of Tom Hanks' vision for the future of the graphic novel in Big.


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