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  • mimir 6886 2014-08-29 15:43:26.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine: Mimir's probably going to clock me in the head with a bat for this one, but in that photo she somehow reminds me of a young Diana Rigg.

    [image removed]


    I'd clock you, but I'm honestly too distracted by the Diana Rigg pic to do so.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-29 16:26:50.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 17:28:34.0 login to vote score 3
    On deck for this weekend, farmer's market tomorrow. Then out to the farm for chainsawing and throwing knife practice, followed by drunken star-gazing. Bets being taken as to whether we manage to crawl into the tent.

    My friend and her husband are sharing the tent with me, and I told them I'd be okay with sleeping in the house if they want some alone time. They both screamed NO and guilted me into sleeping out with them.

    I have to grill tomorrow, I don't dare let on that I suck at it. *le sigh*
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 17:52:39.0 login to vote score 4
    Wow. 180 degrees is a LOT

    Picture it, Sicily 1038...

    No wait, that's Sophia.

    Picture it, Alameda CA , 2011. I'm at a Mexican restaurant drinking redonculously string margaritas as my friend tells me he's divorcing his wife of 12 yrs b/c his current squeeze found that his wife had aborted their kid four years ago w/o telling him.

    As much as he needs to get divorced, I am not in favor of current squeeze. She's annoying, overly familiar, and I'm afraid she's just latching on to the latest baby daddy. Luckily she's a brittle diabetic who probably can't carry to term thus obviating the pregnancy trap.

    But she gets pregnant, of course. And he's the last of his family's name, of course. Once the kid arrives, a boy, he is magically transported of course. They move to PA to be near his family, and grandparent childcare, and yadda yadda.

    The boy is now three. I rarely have contact with my friend (guy stuff), but I have daily contact with the squeeze. I have come to appreciate her, as she, me.

    I thanked her today for giving me the time and space to learn to love her on my terms. How can I not love anyone who loves my friend so hard? I can't. And neither can she.

    We plan on all getting together next summer :)

    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 17:53:54.0 login to vote score 3
    wow, apparently I need to drink less beer before writing. Deal with it. *burp*
    trigonman3 63 2014-08-29 17:57:40.0 login to vote score 2


    I saw this URL pop up on a Youtube vid, and... I know someone for that ad. I'll just press the key combo that takes a screensho-- IT'S GONE. Damn it internet!

    Found it it anyway by guessing URLs. Enjoy this non-scammy service, I assure you.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 18:09:22.0 login to vote score 5
    Dear iggins



    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 18:32:50.0 login to vote score 5
    Samsquanch AKA "Gee I didn't know about JonBenet Ramsay, really"'s latest attempt at being a douchebucket, found in my submitted biographies file:

    It's a whole lot better than being a festering carbuncle like you. *shrug
    Biographer: elton john bonham on 2014-08-17 21:24:22.0

    and FAILING

    hehehehhehehe

    /she can't even douche right
    //which accounts for the squatchstench
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 18:44:47.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind:
    Biographer: elton john bonham on 2014-08-17 21:24:22.0


    And she does it on my birthday. What a festering infectious cunt.

    Lucky I didn't bother noticing until now :^P
    mimir 6886 2014-08-29 18:47:39.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: And she does it on my birthday. What a festering infectious cunt.

    Lucky I didn't bother noticing until now :^P


    I missed your birthday. Apologies, and belated good wishes and all'at.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 18:53:15.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: I missed your birthday. Apologies, and belated good wishes and all'at.

    Babydoll, from you I'll just take it as read. I know you mean well, the months just get away from you. Happy birthday to you, too, whenever the hell it was or will be. We're good.

    *smooches*
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 18:59:23.0 login to vote score 6
    I just dropped a bottle of beer off my ironing board (desk, etc). It flipped over once and landed on the floor, on the bottom end, rocked itself to a stop, and didn't foam over or spill a drop.

    MY TRAIN OF AWESOME IS GATHERING SPEED
    kesshi 1556 2014-08-29 19:02:50.0 login to vote score 4
    This picture has pretty much everything Iggins wants


    mimir 6886 2014-08-29 19:03:04.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Babydoll, from you I'll just take it as read. I know you mean well, the months just get away from you. Happy birthday to you, too, whenever the hell it was or will be. We're good.

    *smooches*


    Hell, at this point, the years are skiddin' by.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 19:34:25.0 login to vote score 0
    mimir: Hell, at this point, the years are skiddin' by.

    I feel you, I don't think I've been 'outside' this year other than walking to and from work every morning, lunch, and evening.
    ystros 1971 2014-08-29 19:34:29.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: To be fair, when was the last time the intro to a new doctor wasn't a bit wobbly?

    True enough, though I thought The 11th Hour did a fairly good job of both introducing and setting tone for Matt Smith's run.

    sabine: I think I see what you did there, but I wanted to express fondness for Donna. I loved the way she gave the Doctor some attitude.

    I really liked Martha and hated Donna for some reason during initial airings. After I rewatched everything, I have no idea how this was the case. Donna by far was the best realized companion character they've had on the rebooted series.
    obbop 207 2014-08-29 19:44:03.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I just dropped a bottle of beer off my ironing board (desk, etc). It flipped over once and landed on the floor, on the bottom end, rocked itself to a stop, and didn't foam over or spill a drop.

    MY TRAIN OF AWESOME IS GATHERING SPEED



    An omen, an indicator thou shalt survive the upcoming pandemic that will roughly halve the USA population.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 20:18:15.0 login to vote score 1
    Just FYI: from voting patterns SVR and markymary are ponydicking friends.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-29 20:28:55.0 login to vote score 3
    Okay, cold chicken, apples, three froufy cheeses (two gouda, one something smelly and brie-esque that I love and my colleague hates), pickled peppers, asparagus, garlic cloves, and caramelized onions, baguette rondels, and a big glass of milk.

    Valhalla*.

    /*also Nirvana, Heaven (without xtians), you know the drill
    joseph smith 12808 2014-08-29 20:36:27.0 login to vote score 1
    Trouble in transit.

    Top 10 things never to tell border guards.

    1) I am doing this the easy way. You tore up the road but you're too lazy to patrol the woods.
    2) I have other passports I don't look like either. Wanna try some of those?
    3) What are you going to do, deport me? I'm already helping you do that.
    4) Fuck if I know or care what's in any of these bags.
    5) If you call for a police escort, I'll call for a military escort.
    6) How did I get internet access in the detention room? You morons used the default WEP password.
    7) If you have no record of me entering, why should you care if I leave?
    8) Si, Senor.
    9) I don't work. Other people pay my credit card. I have no idea who "they" are. "They" work at a bank.
    10) What kind of visa will I need to get forged for the place I'm going?

    If you guess which three I haven't said, I let you travel on my passport for a month.
    kesshi 1556 2014-08-29 20:46:50.0 login to vote score 4
    joseph smith: FWD: RE: RE: Re: fwd: re: fwd: RE: re: RE: RE: FWD: FWD: Martha check this out lol Top 10 things never to tell border guards.

    That's much better.
    halfof33 12140 2014-08-29 21:12:31.0 login to vote score -2
    farkmeblind: Okay, cold chicken, apples, three froufy cheeses (two gouda, one something smelly and brie-esque that I love and my colleague hates), pickled peppers, asparagus, garlic cloves, and caramelized onions, baguette rondels, and a big glass of milk.

    Valhalla*.

    /*also Nirvana, Heaven (without xtians), you know the drill


    Twitter broken tonight?

    halfof33 12140 2014-08-29 21:13:43.0 login to vote score -3
    mimir: I missed your birthday. Apologies, and belated good wishes and all'at.

    Rub rub rub....

    Good beta male.

    Rub rub rub.
    sabine 745 2014-08-29 21:18:25.0 login to vote score 4
    ystros: I really liked Martha

    I like the actress behind Martha, but I thought her character in the UK version of Law and Order was better than her Doctor Who one.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-08-29 21:19:36.0 login to vote score 1
    Seriously though. How much coffee is too much? Answer: ∞

    \I'm surprised my phone keyboard had that symbol.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-29 21:22:53.0 login to vote score 3
    Dear bN,


    I never thought this would happen to me, but there is a pretty Asian girl outside who wants me to take a look at her car.






    Brb
    iggins 5808 2014-08-29 21:24:22.0 login to vote score 2
    kesshi: This picture has pretty much everything Iggins wants

    No airplane, but 2 out of three ain't bad
    cannonhawk 849 2014-08-29 21:32:39.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-29 21:40:07.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins: Dear bN,


    I never thought this would happen to me, but there is a pretty Asian girl outside who wants me to take a look at her car.






    Brb


    Hot Asian Girl (HAG): My tile is bloken! Prease herp?
    Iggins: YES MA'AM!
    *iggins busts his balls putting a new tire on her car*
    HAG: You awesome! *giggles* Now I go to my boyfliend's house to get raid!
    Iggins: Bye.
    *iggins walks away with no sex in his future*
    burntman 1528 2014-08-29 21:42:48.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Dear bN,


    I never thought this would happen to me, but there is a pretty Asian girl outside who wants me to take a look at her car.






    Brb


    Its a trap.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-29 21:58:14.0 login to vote score 7
    iggins 5808 2014-08-29 22:08:58.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Hot Asian Girl (HAG): My tile is bloken! Prease herp?
    Iggins: YES MA'AM!
    *iggins busts his balls putting a new tire on her car*
    HAG: You awesome! *giggles* Now I go to my boyfliend's house to get raid!
    Iggins: Bye.
    *iggins walks away with no sex in his future*


    Her car will soon be fucked.

    and she smelled nice


    I checked her hand and foot size and other features, definitely female
    burntman: Its a trap.


    burntman 1528 2014-08-29 22:16:36.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I checked her hand and foot size and other features, definitely female

    That's what he wants you to think.
    texas raider 728 2014-08-29 22:17:26.0 login to vote score 7
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-29 22:37:02.0 login to vote score 7
    image crap


    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-29 22:37:41.0 login to vote score 5
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-29 22:38:14.0 login to vote score 7
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-29 22:38:49.0 login to vote score 4
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    iggins 5808 2014-08-29 22:57:09.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet:

    What is that, I need one
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-08-29 23:10:53.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: What is that, I need one

    No clue, but it's a pretty kick ass fish that can spit hadoukens like Ryu in the right lighting.

    Watching a fart in IR is pretty cool too.


    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 00:44:05.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Now I go to my boyfliend's house to get raid!

    No flies on her, I suppose.
    burntman 1528 2014-08-30 00:56:22.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: What is that, I need one

    Thats just a cardinal fish. Its not the fish thats doing that.. Whats happened is that the fish swallowed a seed shrimp. The shrimp emits a burst of bioluminesence causing the fish to spit it out.

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostracod#Bioluminescence
    iggins 5808 2014-08-30 01:06:29.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: Thats just a cardinal fish. Its not the fish thats doing that.. Whats happened is that the fish swallowed a seed shrimp. The shrimp emits a burst of bioluminesence causing the fish to spit it out.

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostracod#Bioluminescence


    I own an oscar, how expensive are those shrimp
    burntman 1528 2014-08-30 01:17:03.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I own an oscar, how expensive are those shrimp

    The shrimps are too small for the oscar to eat, and if it did the oscar wouldnt spit it out. The basic idea behind the defense mechanism is that the cardinal fish get frightened that the flash of light will bring a bigger predator (like an oscar).
    burntman 1528 2014-08-30 01:20:36.0 login to vote score 1
    If you put them in your tank, youll just get an infestation.

    http://www.aquariumlife.com.au/content.php/428-Ostracod-Seed-shrimp


    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-30 04:38:57.0 login to vote score 3
    trigonman3 63 2014-08-30 04:45:33.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: redonculously string margaritas

    Yeah that's a tag rat thar.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 05:37:43.0 login to vote score 5
    trigonman3: Yeah that's a tag rat thar.

    Was GISing "tag rat" and found this cute nude rat bathing:


    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-30 06:03:03.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Was GISing "tag rat" and found this cute nude rat bathing:

    Hey! Keep the BG SFW!
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-30 06:20:09.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Was GISing "tag rat" and found this cute nude rat bathing:

    Cut and nude will soon be searched.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-30 06:20:45.0 login to vote score 2
    "cute" not cut
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 06:23:20.0 login to vote score 2
    dogs laughter: "cute" not cut

    That's a relief - I was wondering if this was about to become the snuff garden!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 06:33:42.0 login to vote score 9
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-30 06:35:28.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: That's a relief - I was wondering if this was about to become the snuff garden!

    I did a search for"chariots of grotesque" the other day and came back with my ass thoroughly whipped.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-30 06:48:02.0 login to vote score 3
    I miss that pretty Asian girl already.

    I think I figured out the problem it must have been misfiring, it sat for 2 months.




    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 06:49:57.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I miss that pretty Asian girl already.

    I think I figured out the problem it must have been misfiring, it sat for 2 months.


    I'm sure mine would misfire if I sat on it for 2 months :)
    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-30 06:53:56.0 login to vote score 5
    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-30 06:56:01.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I miss that pretty Asian girl already.

    I think I figured out the problem it must have been misfiring, it sat for 2 months.


    Get her some corned beef, maybe a big bowl of lentils, etc. That'll get things firing again.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-30 07:30:13.0 login to vote score 3
    throwingknife: Get her some corned beef, maybe a big bowl of lentils, etc. That'll get things firing again.

    There's nothing like a "big bowl of lentils" to get a woman fired up.

    Thr last time I said that, my super model date reciprocated by offering to show me her rocket science research.

    It was a night to remember.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 08:10:25.0 login to vote score 11
    trigonman3 63 2014-08-30 08:10:34.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Was GISing "tag rat" and found this cute nude rat bathing:

    The related "rat cheer" should be similarly illuminating.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 08:12:00.0 login to vote score 2
    dogs laughter: There's nothing like a "big bowl of lentils" to get a woman fired up.

    Thr last time I said that, my super model date reciprocated by offering to show me her rocket science research.

    It was a night to remember.


    You dated Daryl Hannah? Whoah!
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-30 08:50:22.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: You dated Daryl Hannah? Whoah!

    She was Daryl Hannah's favorite brothers first cousins sisters moms best looking daughter. And we had a helluva good time.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-30 08:55:15.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: She was Daryl Hannah's favorite brothers first cousins sisters moms best looking daughter. And we had a helluva good time.

    No you didn't. You sat at home eating Cheetos while watching reruns of The Brady Bunch and fapping it to Alice.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-30 08:55:17.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: Get her some corned beef, maybe a big bowl of lentils, etc. That'll get things firing again.

    I've been craving lentil soup lately
    iggins 5808 2014-08-30 08:56:47.0 login to vote score 1


    cardinal puff: I'm sure mine would misfire if I sat on it for 2 months :)

    I would have let her sit on me for way more than 2 months
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-30 08:58:35.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: No you didn't. You sat at home eating Cheetos while watching reruns of The Brady Bunch and fapping it to Alice.

    Are you clairvoyant? I always did have a thing for Alice. Half my hard drive is filled with her.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-30 09:02:17.0 login to vote score 0
    dogs laughter: Are you clairvoyant? I always did have a thing for Alice. Half my hard drive is filled with her.

    I'm just glad it was Alice and not Sam the butcher.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-30 09:19:26.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I'm just glad it was Alice and not Sam the butcher.

    Dont be hatin on Sam, he was quite the fellow back in the day.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-30 09:31:59.0 login to vote score 5
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    mimir 6886 2014-08-30 10:01:03.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: [image removed]

    I miss the days when I could do that and not worry about being found face down in my keyboard.
    texas raider 728 2014-08-30 10:05:17.0 login to vote score 0
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    random bacon 12498 2014-08-30 10:15:22.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider: [image removed]

    Those dogs are ugly enough without needing a mask or shirt.
    texas raider 728 2014-08-30 10:18:05.0 login to vote score 3
    someone who may or may not be Burning Notice 2014-08-30 10:19:49.0 login to vote score 1
    Shout out to the Puff Cardy.
    My speech is now constitutionally restricted, but... everything is better.

    Sorry Iggins: the bus the bus the magic bus (it was actually a stork) had nothing but egg-salat san-ming-jhi. (Learn some Chinese, it'll be useful.)

    Now... hotel, beer...
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-08-30 10:28:13.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-08-30 10:28:21.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon: Those dogs are ugly enough without needing a mask or shirt.

    Damn straight
    iggins 5808 2014-08-30 10:28:47.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-08-30 10:31:42.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: I've been craving lentil soup lately

    For someone who is not Jewish I sure do eat a lot of jew food and say Yiddish words alot
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-30 10:43:55.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: For someone who is not Jewish I sure do eat a lot of jew food and say Yiddish words alot

    Iggins, you're drunk and talking to yourself again!
    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-30 11:03:44.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-08-30 11:14:34.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Iggins, you're drunk and talking to yourself again!

    I am actually sober and getting my feet snuggled by Roo in bed
    texas raider 728 2014-08-30 11:29:09.0 login to vote score 0
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-30 12:00:35.0 login to vote score 0
    For some reason I'm still finding that nested branching tree universe sideshow thing from the cookie clicker website interesting. Found two new paths of interest, checking emperors underwear and pants for pockets and the strange visitor planets that seem like industrial plus civilizations similar to earths but with untranslatable language and vacuous oddities that remind me of the orz or the androsynth mystery in star control 2 or whatever that space mining/collector game was. Still using ghosts as wormholes/multi-dimensional gateways too, because of their proton counts seeming like a slot machine to their probability of appearing and my probability of finding an interesting depth to dredge.
    eddyatwork 998 2014-08-30 12:01:46.0 login to vote score 1
    Half an hour until I get beer and go home!
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-30 12:05:08.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider:

    given that when labored, they will have issues breathing outside of the passive pressure of submersion into water, that is oddly intriguing in terms of what that swimming superstition implies.

    I'm now picturing asian farmworkers 'burping' the poop out of baby chicks. Probably just a side effect of thinking that the act of overeating before vigorous swimming would be indigestion-inducing.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 12:20:32.0 login to vote score 1
    E X T E R M I N A T E ! ! ! ! !
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 12:22:42.0 login to vote score 3
    karkfumm 1294 2014-08-30 12:34:46.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: E X T E R M I N A T E ! ! ! ! !

    Pretty good, wasn't it!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 12:42:55.0 login to vote score 0
    karkfumm: Pretty good, wasn't it!

    Yep. Nice idea.
    karkfumm 1294 2014-08-30 12:54:03.0 login to vote score 4


    The newly discovered Iguana Iguana Igginsi
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-30 13:23:45.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-30 15:01:00.0 login to vote score 0
    What's a resourceful woman with fibro pain and no meds do? Whip up a batch of camomile and peppermint iced tea mixed with powdered kava, a tiny dose of canna oil, and probiotics. Ain't nothing stopping me, bitches!
    texas raider 728 2014-08-30 15:05:51.0 login to vote score 0
    If you logged in, you could post here.