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  • sabine 745 2014-12-19 20:05:04.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead: Now I'm wondering how he's going to come up with a semi-insulting variation of the name "fathead jones".

    Given his general level of creativity, $5 on "fattard jonetard".
    fathead jones 8080 2014-12-19 20:05:31.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Now I'm wondering how he's going to come up with a semi-insulting variation of the name "fathead jones".

    Fatass Jones?

    Fathead Fathead?

    Fatwah Jones?

    Fathead but not in his pants ifuknowatimean?

    George?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-19 20:07:42.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Given his general level of creativity, $5 on "fattard jonetard".

    *checks watch*

    That should show up in the queue in 3...2...
    fathead jones 8080 2014-12-19 20:17:37.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: *checks watch*

    That should show up in the queue in 3...2...


    I can't wait to have my first callout thread. Then I can join the cabal!
    fathead jones 8080 2014-12-19 20:29:09.0 login to vote score 0
    I just told him to meat me. Lol.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-12-19 20:52:53.0 login to vote score 1
    fathead jones: Fatass Jones?

    Fathead Fathead?

    Fatwah Jones?

    Fathead but not in his pants ifuknowatimean?

    George?


    He called me Bucket of Derp once. It didn't feel like he had his heart in it, though.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-19 21:28:21.0 login to vote score 1
    fathead jones: I just told him to meat me. Lol.

    By the PON flagpole, natch
    cannonhawk 849 2014-12-19 21:50:16.0 login to vote score 1
    Markymary is still around cooling people.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-12-19 21:55:03.0 login to vote score 8


    hello my baby, hello my honey, hello such ragtime wow!!
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-19 23:03:12.0 login to vote score 2
    "ESFJ

    “Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging,” with emphasis on Judging. Your average ESFJ is great at pretending to listen, and while they do hear you, unlike INFPs, they do not give even one tiny fuck about what you just said, except to hate you with."

    Sounds...kinda squatchy
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-19 23:07:55.0 login to vote score 1
    "ESTP

    ESTPs are like ISTPs in that they sometimes turn into wailing mockeries of adult people. But ESTPs do not do it because the screams echo in the hollowness of their soul and they can pretend that the abyss is responding to them, no – the ESTPs do it because they think it’s fun. It’s what they live for. They’ll carry a gun into a bank just because it’s fun to scare the poor innocents, they’ll stand by the roadside and flash motorcyclists so they can watch them crash, nothing is out of limits for an ESTP.

    They are usually dumb as rocks. Which is good, because the ESTPs with brains are really fucking scary. The ESTP animal is the raccoon. Which may seem cute or fun to you unless you’ve met one."
    sockpuppet 2985 2014-12-19 23:30:47.0 login to vote score 3
    cannonhawk: Markymary is still around cooling people.

    Ignore it. He got what he wanted.

    Twice, even.
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 00:11:40.0 login to vote score 1
    sockpuppet: Ignore it. He got what he wanted.

    Twice, even.


    Rape?
    stubbs 11744 2014-12-20 00:21:24.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Heh, flash is trying to strike my posts too. Sorry bub, you poisoned the well for yourself.

    Stuck in traffic on the 15...but just an FYI, I haven't struck any posts since I've been back. Not worth my trouble actually.
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 00:25:09.0 login to vote score 2
    Ok so dumbass decided the mandatory in mandatory store meeting didn't apply to him. And he had no problem letting everyone know before hand, including our new Co manager. Old Co manager who would never write up someone is gone.

    Now in the meeting my manager has a real passive way of telling someone they are doing something wrong without directly addressing them. By saying to everyone at the meeting that x is being done and not to do x.

    Well every thing she said was directed at dumbass. And she listed off about a dozen things. The most ever in of these announcements. She also stated no more warnings, write ups will happen and people will be sent home.

    Dumbass thinks he is immune to all this because the only management he sees was old Co manager who let's you get away with murder.

    Well she is gone. And has been replaced. And this morning dumbass gets to work with the manager who is out to bust his balls.


    Dis gonna be goods
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 00:29:43.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Heh, flash is trying to strike my posts too. Sorry bub, you poisoned the well for yourself.

    All your stuff has been u struck and he has no nancy score.


    Might be the concabal. They are still voting
    texas raider 728 2014-12-20 01:38:03.0 login to vote score 3
    texas raider 728 2014-12-20 01:38:27.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff 887 2014-12-20 03:16:45.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: "ESFJ
    farkmeblind: "ESTP

    MFSB: TSOP (PDG BBQ ASAP!)
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 03:52:43.0 login to vote score 2
    Got shoplifted.

    Girl stole a six pack.

    She couldn't wait two hours for when I could legally sell that to her.


    Now I am going to get a phone call from the manager probably when I am sleeping so she can fill out the incident report.


    Also the cop they sent to my store was female and had some really amazing hazel eyes
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-20 05:29:29.0 login to vote score 1
    fatsean: Did you buy or build? Maybe the liquid wasn't circulating?

    Bought. Anova culinary just came out with a new model that finally shipped. Subsequent cooks have been fine, so I suspect some kind of weird circulation anomaly. I'll confess I'm a bit worried about my Thermapen. I got another crazy reading from it last night. Mrs. Knife said "Oh I spilled water on it earlier, and it started acting funny. Maybe it'll be OK after it dries out." (facepalm) It seems OK this morning. I need to check it against ice water and boiling water.
    bunnythor 544 2014-12-20 06:13:23.0 login to vote score 5
    White Privilege: summed up in one cartoon


    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 07:33:59.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 07:35:43.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife 1634 2014-12-20 07:46:57.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins:

    I guess that means when defending against one of these, you aim for the fuel pump?
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 07:53:38.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 07:54:47.0 login to vote score 2
    Anyone else getting chat request bios from doxxymary?
    ciphero 2416 2014-12-20 08:06:49.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 08:10:01.0 login to vote score 1
    ciphero 2416 2014-12-20 08:11:03.0 login to vote score 3
    husky family playtime

    /happy saturday iggins
    ciphero 2416 2014-12-20 08:12:29.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Anyone else getting chat request bios from doxxymary?

    No, but I suspect that demographic includes only a) wingnut conservatives or b) people who complain loudly about moderated threads.
    maggotbrain 580 2014-12-20 08:13:36.0 login to vote score 2
    Damn. Life is good. Just had a two hour talk with my Dad. Made him laugh. Hopefully going to meet up with the folks in Orlando when I go on a business trip next month. It is nice to be recognized as a good, smart person by your folks. It's taken awhile but we are starting to see each other as peers. Family is so strange.
    the bon_scott 1073 2014-12-20 08:13:57.0 login to vote score 0
    Rock me baby. Rock me baby! (It's a jam session).

    AC/DC and The Stones - Rock Me Baby
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 08:19:13.0 login to vote score 1
    ciphero: b) people who complain loudly about moderated threads.

    Dammit, halfpint was right, I am a beta.
    :P
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 08:22:46.0 login to vote score 3
    maggotbrain: It's taken awhile but we are starting to see each other as peers. Family is so strange.

    That's me and my brother, finally burying the hatchet after 10+ years.
    Feels good, man.
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 08:36:39.0 login to vote score 1
    ciphero: husky family playtime

    /happy saturday iggins


    lol mama husky has the zoomies
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 08:40:28.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: That's me and my brother, finally burying the hatchet after 10+ years.
    Feels good, man.


    so do you guys still try to fart on each other like brothers
    maggotbrain 580 2014-12-20 08:43:58.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: That's me and my brother, finally burying the hatchet after 10+ years.
    Feels good, man.


    Yeah. It is a very cool feeling. My younger brother died about 6 years ago. My Dad grew up in a really abusive house. It has been painful to watch him grow up. I have somewhat forced him to be more emotional and expressive. We are getting there. He is a cool guy and we are learning from one another still. I wish that I had the tools that I have now to relate to him when I was 16. He has great stories and great wisdom.
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 09:05:11.0 login to vote score 0
    Apink Christmas


    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 09:11:21.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: so do you guys still try to fart on each other like brothers

    Never did, never will.
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 09:25:49.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Never did, never will.

    i still flick bugs at my sister
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 09:27:03.0 login to vote score 1
    maggotbrain: Yeah. It is a very cool feeling.

    He and I have fences to mend, but we're talking. It's a good first step.
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 09:32:02.0 login to vote score 3
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 09:34:59.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 09:43:57.0 login to vote score 3
    BORK JETS!


    texas raider 728 2014-12-20 10:06:59.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff 887 2014-12-20 11:15:05.0 login to vote score 3
    jimmythehutt: So I'm thinking about swapping out phones.
    iPhone 6 vs. Galaxy S5 vs. HTC One M8.


    U WOT M8?
    iggins 5808 2014-12-20 11:33:13.0 login to vote score 2
    For Christmas THIS year, I JUST WANT Large Objects To Fall On A Select Few Individuals.



    Like Micheal Bay and Joe buck
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 12:05:21.0 login to vote score 2
    Just tried the toothpaste headlight cleaning thing. I'm astonished to say that it worked wonderfully.
    ciphero 2416 2014-12-20 12:08:49.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: For Christmas THIS year, I JUST WANT Large Objects To Fall On A Select Few Individuals.



    Like Micheal Bay and Joe buck


    Curious: where does the Joe Buck hate stem from?
    (I have my reasons)
    cardinal puff 887 2014-12-20 12:19:54.0 login to vote score 1
    random bacon: Just tried the toothpaste headlight cleaning thing. I'm astonished to say that it worked wonderfully.

    And your headlights smell minty fresh as a bonus!
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 12:46:04.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: And your headlights smell minty fresh as a bonus!

    They do!
    zolividor 642 2014-12-20 12:55:28.0 login to vote score 4
    Got back from FedEx. Christmas is done! Now I can really enjoy Channukah.
    valaru 4404 2014-12-20 13:04:02.0 login to vote score 5
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-12-20 13:04:08.0 login to vote score 0
    I need to move to the desert.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-20 13:24:05.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: I need to move to the desert.

    So...20-30 miles?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-12-20 13:27:21.0 login to vote score 1
    I over did drinking kava the last week to compensate for fibro induced anxiety.
    I seemed to have over taxed my liver. My tears dried up so much that my eyes are crusty soulless orbs of hate and pain. I was doing better as a drunk.
    Well, not really.
    At least I'm sober right? I can fully immerse myself in my misery without the haze of vodka interfering.
    Go me.

    This negativity rant brought to you by the letter Fuck Xmas and the number Fuck this shit o'clock.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-12-20 13:28:27.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: So...20-30 miles?

    Drier. I was thinking Arizona.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-12-20 13:29:19.0 login to vote score 1
    valaru: s'up?

    Hi! How's school?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-12-20 13:33:08.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-20 13:35:27.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Drier. I was thinking Arizona.

    Wat? No love for Death Valley? The Mojave?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-12-20 13:36:31.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Wat? No love for Death Valley? The Mojave?

    Haven't been there since I was a kid.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-20 13:41:11.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Haven't been there since I was a kid.

    It's sort of commuting distance...
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-20 13:43:56.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: BORK JETS!

    So...someone said "Get bent" and they did.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-12-20 13:51:29.0 login to vote score 3
    not exactly 11873 2014-12-20 17:38:48.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: Just tried the toothpaste headlight cleaning thing. I'm astonished to say that it worked wonderfully.

    Tell me more.
    bluegargoyle 635 2014-12-20 17:39:46.0 login to vote score 2
    random bacon 12498 2014-12-20 17:43:28.0 login to vote score 0
    not exactly: Tell me more.

    Um, grungy yellowed headlights, some toothpaste (Crest whitening to be exact), an old washcloth and some elbow grease later, clear and clean headlights.
    They aren't showroom clean but damn good for a 10 year old car.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-12-20 18:12:09.0 login to vote score 2
    zolividor: Got back from FedEx. Christmas is done! Now I can really enjoy Channukah.


    zolividor 642 2014-12-20 18:28:32.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank:

    Wife's family doesn't keep kosher. So we're having pork chops, shrimp, & cheese burgers.

    ..and gefilte fish. eeewwwwwww
    intentionally left blank 2011 2014-12-20 18:31:05.0 login to vote score 0
    zolividor: Wife's family doesn't keep kosher. So we're having pork chops, shrimp, & cheese burgers.

    ..and gefilte fish. eeewwwwwww


    She can eat the latter.
    bucket of truth 1525 2014-12-20 19:03:51.0 login to vote score 0
    zolividor: Wife's family doesn't keep kosher. So we're having pork chops, shrimp, & cheese burgers.

    ..and gefilte fish. eeewwwwwww


    Kosher is for suckers. If they cared about the care and slaughter so much they'd go local, free range, massaged, pedigreed, etc instead of the shitty slaughterhouses where "kosher" meat comes from. It's just a racket.
    kesshi 1556 2014-12-20 19:10:33.0 login to vote score 0


    This is why you can't take girls to sporting events. They just read their stupid books all day long.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-20 19:20:32.0 login to vote score 0
    cannonhawk: Markymary is still around cooling people.

    That wasn't what he agreed to do, he was supposed to go away.
    abbynormal 1917 2014-12-20 19:31:07.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: Kosher is for suckers. If they cared about the care and slaughter so much they'd go local, free range, massaged, pedigreed, etc instead of the shitty slaughterhouses where "kosher" meat comes from. It's just a racket.

    Most of the kosher rules were actually to keep people from getting sick or dying. Most of the foods we aren't supposed to eat carried a high risk of certain illnesses. We have rules about the storage of foods, and keeping things clean that also helped.

    Nowadays, there really is no reason for it.
    If you logged in, you could post here.