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  • intentionally left blank 2011 2015-05-02 16:48:40.0 login to vote score 1
    magic nipples: School's stressful and yes I have.



    There's nothing that will turn a girl on more than giving her a mental image of a cadaver as you're hitting on her.

    *rawr*


    You have to admit, it totally says "banniNation."

    Have you registered at the new place? You want to do it while you can!

    Step 1: click here: https://www.zombn.com/#/recruit
    Step 2: accept the cert from zombN.com
    Step 3: type "your name here" (all lowercase) when it asks for your name
    Step 4: read the bio when you get notified of it
    Step 5: Copy the token you have in the bio from sabine
    Step 6: Click here: https://www.zombn.com/#/rinjilogin
    Step 7: click on your bio
    Step 8: set preferences for image. Set your password
    Step 9: ???
    Step 10: Profit!

    From this point forward, you log in at https://www.zombn.com. You username is all lowercase, and with underscores where spaces might have been.

    Keep your token in case you need to get back in again without a password.

    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-05-02 16:49:41.0 login to vote score 1
    magic nipples: School's stressful and yes I have.

    On a more serious note, I kinda guessed it was pretty tough. Hang in there, Dr. Nipples!
    ambition chicken 290 2015-05-02 17:18:30.0 login to vote score 2
    A new Montreal band. I've never heard their music, but looking at this, it just can be good :)




    magic nipples 4315 2015-05-02 17:26:00.0 login to vote score 3
    intentionally left blank: You have to admit, it totally says "banniNation."

    Have you registered at the new place? You want to do it while you can!

    Step 1: click here: https://www.zombn.com/#/recruit
    Step 2: accept the cert from zombN.com
    Step 3: type "your name here" (all lowercase) when it asks for your name
    Step 4: read the bio when you get notified of it
    Step 5: Copy the token you have in the bio from sabine
    Step 6: Click here: https://www.zombn.com/#/rinjilogin
    Step 7: click on your bio
    Step 8: set preferences for image. Set your password
    Step 9: ???
    Step 10: Profit!

    From this point forward, you log in at https://www.zombn.com. You username is all lowercase, and with underscores where spaces might have been.

    Keep your token in case you need to get back in again without a password.


    I haven't signed up yet. I might later tonight.

    intentionally left blank: On a more serious note, I kinda guessed it was pretty tough. Hang in there, Dr. Nipples!

    I will :)
    random bacon 12498 2015-05-02 17:26:22.0 login to vote score 0
    I had a thought, so I put it in the queueueueueueue.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-05-02 17:27:00.0 login to vote score 0
    magic nipples: I haven't signed up yet. I might later tonight.



    I will :)


    Please do. We'll miss you! Even grahams is playing over there.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-05-02 17:27:45.0 login to vote score 0
    random bacon: I had a thought, so I put it in the queueueueueueue.

    I had a vote, so I eated it.

    And put it in on the queueueue discussion.
    random bacon 12498 2015-05-02 17:36:23.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: I had a vote, so I eated it.
    And put it in on the queueueue discussion.


    I thought it might be a nice touch for the last day.

    This is my 7901st post.


    farkmeblind 482 2015-05-02 18:27:35.0 login to vote score 1
    intentionally left blank: FMB has everyone beat.

    Not everyone, I don't think.

    Username farkmeblind (has taken No-Alt Pledge)
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    farkmeblind 482 2015-05-02 20:28:51.0 login to vote score 2
    Great, suddenly I'm in one of the sci fi movies I don't like.

    Heavy police presence tonight. They're using megaphones to tell people to "go home". AFAIK, we're not under curfew.
    iggins 5808 2015-05-02 20:30:45.0 login to vote score 0
    magic nipples: I haven't signed up yet. I might later tonight.



    I will :)


    DO IT NOW.


    mimir 6886 2015-05-02 20:34:43.0 login to vote score 4
    farkmeblind: Great, suddenly I'm in one of the sci fi movies I don't like.

    Heavy police presence tonight. They're using megaphones to tell people to "go home". AFAIK, we're not under curfew.


    Soon they'll be shouting "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!"

    Oh. Wait. That's what they yell at the bar before my wife comes home.
    trigonman3 63 2015-05-02 21:24:20.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm watching random DVDs. Ok, maybe not so random.

    Star Trek (2k+whatever): The transparent aluminum wall reads "Warning: Do not enter transportation area while transportation is in progress"

    Oh, dammit, I have to protect workplace retards in the future too interrobang
    karkfumm 1294 2015-05-02 22:21:05.0 login to vote score 5


    I'll miss this tiny place on the interwebs.
    the bon_scott 1073 2015-05-03 00:23:35.0 login to vote score 0
    Perhaps I should try again when I'm sober, but the zombie bN site doesn't like my login credentials.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-05-03 00:26:03.0 login to vote score 1
    Well, bye.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-05-03 00:29:52.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine 745 2015-05-03 00:45:40.0 login to vote score 1
    the bon_scott: Perhaps I should try again when I'm sober, but the zombie bN site doesn't like my login credentials.

    I do not have access to bN's login credentials. Either you (or somebody who wanted you to show up) has completed the first part of the recruiting process. If you wish to continue it, look in your bio selection here on bN, DO NOT PUBLICIZE THAT BIO, and follow the instructions in it. Obviously, there are time limits involved, because you won't be able to read the bio once bN goes dark.
    cannonhawk 849 2015-05-03 01:07:40.0 login to vote score 4
    Let's all hope he doesn't sober up in time.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-05-03 03:26:51.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: No. I don't like dogs.

    You don't like doges?!?
    eddyatwork 998 2015-05-03 03:28:30.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Boy child is out. Slept at the apartment last night.

    Now all that remains is to get rid of the rest of the crap in his room.


    Give him a time limit of no more than a week, anything there after a week either gets sold, put on the curb with a free sign, or trashed.
    bunnythor 544 2015-05-03 03:51:32.0 login to vote score 8
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    john rimbauer 3122 2015-05-03 04:12:55.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine: I do not have access to bN's login credentials. Either you (or somebody who wanted you to show up) has completed the first part of the recruiting process. If you wish to continue it, look in your bio selection here on bN, DO NOT PUBLICIZE THAT BIO, and follow the instructions in it. Obviously, there are time limits involved, because you won't be able to read the bio once bN goes dark.

    I'd like to say I share your pain, but really? I'm loving how often you have to say that. :)
    ambition chicken 290 2015-05-03 04:45:53.0 login to vote score 0
    bunnythor:

    It reminds me of that "Bigger than Jesus" John Lennon quote. Will people now buy Disney movies and then burn those down? Cause that would be funny :)
    cannonhawk 849 2015-05-03 05:58:18.0 login to vote score 2
    We all change. When you think about it, we’re all different people all through our lives, and that’s okay, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all people that you used to be.”

    -The Eleventh Doctor
    throwingknife 1634 2015-05-03 06:06:57.0 login to vote score 1
    john rimbauer: I'd like to say I share your pain, but really? I'm loving how often you have to say that. :)

    Common sense ain't common.
    iggins 5808 2015-05-03 07:20:10.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2015-05-03 07:42:57.0 login to vote score 1
    stimp 2462 2015-05-03 08:03:06.0 login to vote score 2
    throwingknife: Common sense ain't common.


    karkfumm 1294 2015-05-03 08:06:54.0 login to vote score 0
    Ha! Saw a snippet of last night's fight online, and it turned out to be from a Polish broadcast.

    The first sentence I heard from the announcers contained the English words "money, prettyboy, Floyd Mayweather Jr, money, money", in rapid succession.

    karkfumm 1294 2015-05-03 08:22:19.0 login to vote score 1
    cannonhawk: We all change. When you think about it, we’re all different people all through our lives, and that’s okay, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all people that you used to be.”

    -The Eleventh Doctor


    "Carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice!"

    -The Sixth Doctor

    Poor Colin. He had greatness in him, but never got to show it.
    iggins 5808 2015-05-03 08:44:43.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott 1073 2015-05-03 09:14:42.0 login to vote score 0
    "Everybody is there to see Angus."
    mimir 6886 2015-05-03 09:19:36.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: You don't like doges?!?

    No. And i hate puppies.
    mimir 6886 2015-05-03 09:20:26.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Give him a time limit of no more than a week, anything there after a week either gets sold, put on the curb with a free sign, or trashed.

    Way ahead of you there. I am headed upstairs momentarily to start that process.
    iggins 5808 2015-05-03 10:26:05.0 login to vote score 1
    Ok poop is coming out.



    My last shit post here
    magic nipples 4315 2015-05-03 11:52:19.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: DO IT NOW.

    intentionally left blank: Please do. We'll miss you! Even grahams is playing over there.

    Why is my browser warning me about the site?
    random bacon 12498 2015-05-03 11:53:16.0 login to vote score 2
    magic nipples: Why is my browser warning me about the site?

    That's safe to ignore, you'll need to add an exception for the certificate.
    vet_curm 1500 2015-05-03 12:10:24.0 login to vote score 1
    magic nipples: Why is my browser warning me about the site?

    You may have only accessed bN using http://, but when you accessed it using https:// , even bN causes your browser to give you a certificate warning.

    zomBn has no http:// access - you can only get it using https:// .

    The reason for no certificate on zomBn is the same for bannination. Security certificates cost money.
    magic nipples 4315 2015-05-03 12:14:46.0 login to vote score 1
    vet_curm: You may have only accessed bN using http://, but when you accessed it using https:// , even bN causes your browser to give you a certificate warning.

    zomBn has no http:// access - you can only get it using https:// .

    The reason for no certificate on zomBn is the same for bannination. Security certificates cost money.


    OK, I didn't want to sign up and find out all my login info was out in the open for someone to take.
    vet_curm 1500 2015-05-03 12:19:39.0 login to vote score 1
    magic nipples: OK, I didn't want to sign up and find out all my login info was out in the open for someone to take.

    A prudent reaction, certainly.

    In this particular case, however, especially with the unique token signup you are pretty safe.

    I think zomBn is going to be more exclusive than bN was, and with its small cadre of users it's not going to be a target anyway. Too much custom shit, I think.
    vet_curm 1500 2015-05-03 12:29:50.0 login to vote score 0
    magic nipples: OK, I didn't want to sign up and find out all my login info was out in the open for someone to take.

    Also, if you haven't seen the warnings, I'll repeat it.

    Even though there's only a short time left here, don't make sabine's biography to you your default biography (i.e. visible to everyone, because when people do, he has to lock their account at zomBn because he can't be sure it's the same person from over here.
    magic nipples 4315 2015-05-03 12:32:47.0 login to vote score 0
    vet_curm: Also, if you haven't seen the warnings, I'll repeat it.

    Even though there's only a short time left here, don't make sabine's biography to you your default biography (i.e. visible to everyone, because when people do, he has to lock their account at zomBn because he can't be sure it's the same person from over here.


    I don't think...

    ....

    Nope, I didn't :P
    vet_curm 1500 2015-05-03 12:36:25.0 login to vote score 0
    magic nipples: I don't think...

    ....

    Nope, I didn't :P


    Then you should be good to go.

    I see you've already seen intentionally_left_blank's zomBn signup steps. They ought to be the current ones.
    vet_curm 1500 2015-05-03 12:38:57.0 login to vote score 0
    Just remember to save a copy of sabine's biography to you on your machine, in case you should need your token again after the plug gets pulled on bannination.
    magic nipples 4315 2015-05-03 12:39:15.0 login to vote score 1
    vet_curm: Then you should be good to go.

    I see you've already seen intentionally_left_blank's zomBn signup steps. They ought to be the current ones.


    I might have signed up and posted. Maybe.
    vet_curm 1500 2015-05-03 12:50:36.0 login to vote score 2
    magic nipples: I might have signed up and posted. Maybe.

    You did. I see it in zomBn's beer garden.

    I assume you've set your zomBn password and also put in your email address(which is not visible to other users just like it is here at bannination), so you are good to go over there once we slip beneath the waves here later this evening.
    magic nipples 4315 2015-05-03 12:54:21.0 login to vote score 1
    vet_curm: You did. I see it in zomBn's beer garden.

    I assume you've set your zomBn password and also put in your email address(which is not visible to other users just like it is here at bannination), so you are good to go over there once we slip beneath the waves here later this evening.


    I did a few minutes ago.
    vet_curm 1500 2015-05-03 12:58:38.0 login to vote score 2
    magic nipples: I did a few minutes ago.

    Outstanding!

    I hope a few of the others from here who haven't made the journey also can do it before plug pulling here.

    Afterwards, it's going to be a lot harder to do for a while. I think it's going to be a "chain of trust" going forward over there, where you can't just sign up, you have to be sponsored by someone who is already registered (at least I think that's the way things are going - it's not carved in stone yet)
    texas raider 728 2015-05-03 13:06:29.0 login to vote score 4
    Last earthporn flood.


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    illuminaughty 648 2015-05-03 13:23:49.0 login to vote score 10
    I feel like we're huddling in a shelter listening to sirens and waiting for the inevitable boom. It's so strange to say goodbye to something that has affected my life in so many huge ways. Here's to the good eggs, I hope to see you on the other side!

    The bad eggs can go fuck themselves with a tungsten pineapple!
    karkfumm 1294 2015-05-03 14:17:35.0 login to vote score 2
    illuminaughty: The bad eggs can go fuck themselves with a tungsten pineapple!

    I'd prefer they use a rusty steel one, to increase the chance of getting tetanus.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-05-03 14:37:42.0 login to vote score 1
    I miss mrhappyrotter
    clifton 1850 2015-05-03 14:55:18.0 login to vote score 1
    karkfumm: I'd prefer they use a rusty steel one, to increase the chance of getting tetanus.

    Joke's on you, I'm current on my tetanus shot!

    Heh, tet anus.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-05-03 15:15:03.0 login to vote score 0
    I can smell the rain, but not sure it will make it here.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-05-03 15:23:43.0 login to vote score 0
    Anyone think the smartest guy in the room will figure out the certification login before The Final Countdown?
    karkfumm 1294 2015-05-03 15:33:38.0 login to vote score 1
    I just had an "oh, shit" moment about all our Nabbit icons going "poof" forever.

    Fortunately, Cardinal Puff posted on the subreddit that he scraped them all, so he's the guy to look up should a Nabbit-style addon for zombN materialize.

    *whew*
    karkfumm 1294 2015-05-03 15:39:41.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Anyone think the smartest guy in the room will figure out the certification login before The Final Countdown?

    Maybe one of his "assistants" (who he pays very well) can do it for him.

    He won't last very long over there anyway. Mr. Bine doesn't put up with much bullshit, and bullshit is all the box-wine-monkey has to offer.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-05-03 15:40:58.0 login to vote score 0
    ok, I looked out the window just as it began to sprinkle. Loaded up my wagon and headed down to recycling. By the time I got to the outside door, it was gusting hard enough that I could barely open it. Wind and rain are blowing shit everywhere, I'm soaked in under a minutes. I actually go around the corner and drag the wagon up two flights of stairs than try and open that other door again. Back upstairs, it's raining in about a foot through the open windows.

    I hope this keeps up for about an hour, we desperately need the water.
    throwingknife 1634 2015-05-03 15:48:13.0 login to vote score 1
    illuminaughty: I feel like we're huddling in a shelter listening to sirens and waiting for the inevitable boom. It's so strange to say goodbye to something that has affected my life in so many huge ways. Here's to the good eggs, I hope to see you on the other side!

    The bad eggs can go fuck themselves with a tungsten pineapple!


    It feels more like we've been living on a riverboat, but it has run out of gas and is slowly drifting towards a dam / waterfall. Another boat has pulled up alongside. It looks like it'll have room for us and some of our baggage, but not all the furniture and nick nacks and pictures we've accumulated over the years. We're able to run back and forth between the two boats, but pretty soon, the old boat, our old home will drift over the falls and we'll be on the new boat. So far, the new one looks like a nice boat.
    If you logged in, you could post here.