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  • blandly pompous 5389 2014-08-31 00:26:36.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 01:05:59.0 login to vote score 1
    Coworker is pooping for the second time tonight


    Thought he said he didn't like white castle
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 01:16:41.0 login to vote score 0
    blandly pompous: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp

    Yeah, I had pegged it as fake. It's still funny though :)
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 01:17:40.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Coworker is pooping for the second time tonight


    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 01:24:09.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: Here is the url since I suck at not hotlinking thumbnails

    Do this:

    <a href="http://i.imgur.com/RUoKUwt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/RUoKUwtb.jpg"></a>

    to make a clickable thumbnail which opens a new page with the full sized image.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 01:53:58.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff:

    I've already texted that too him when he was pooping before
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 01:54:43.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I've already texted that too him when he was pooping before

    Awesome! :)
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 02:05:15.0 login to vote score 8
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 02:06:03.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Awesome! :)

    I make sure to take care of business
    someone who may or may not be dirt burger 2014-08-31 04:07:48.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Coworker is pooping for the second time tonight

    Thought he said he didn't like white castle


    He said he didn't like "wiped asshole" -- his undies rubbed off his protective coat and he had to reload.

    In other news, there's this think called the "McFarmer" in Germany. I'd rather blow Obbop than eat another one of those. Or the McFarm-Kartoffeln in my upgrade. Why is third world MacDo delicious by first world MacDo substandard?

    Also, Russia closed a bunch of McDonald's cuzza onna counna "fuck you".
    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-31 07:00:47.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: We are currently erecting a statue of grahams in front of our house for turning us on to the Anova circulator. Best. Duck. Breast. Evar.

    Awww crap. Another gadget I'll just *have* to get. Mrs. Knife is already cranky about the gear and ingredients I stock. I've probably got five kinds each of rice and flour.

    How long did you SV them for?
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 07:09:08.0 login to vote score 2
    Got me some lentil soup
    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-31 07:28:24.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Got me some lentil soup

    Sounds like you bought it instead of cooked it. It's not hard to make. If you're not up to it, you can get some decent ready to heat. Check out the stuff in the Indian food section at the Valu Market at Hurstbourne and Shelbyville Road.
    trigonman3 63 2014-08-31 07:55:09.0 login to vote score 6


    I got this ad while loading a story from here. My first reaction was "Sure. What would you like to know?"
    trigonman3 63 2014-08-31 08:08:12.0 login to vote score 4
    halfof33: Beer can chicken

    No it can't.
    trigonman3 63 2014-08-31 08:13:37.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: Harder to say outloud to another person than you would imagine:

    She stood on the balcony
    inexplicably mimicking him hiccupping,
    and amicably welcoming him home.


    5-12-10

    Some puzzle piece oughta teach you about haiku. That's not it, even in metric.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-31 08:20:02.0 login to vote score 3
    trigonman3: No it can't.

    Chickity China the Chinese chicken
    You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 08:27:24.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: Sounds like you bought it instead of cooked it. It's not hard to make. If you're not up to it, you can get some decent ready to heat. Check out the stuff in the Indian food section at the Valu Market at Hurstbourne and Shelbyville Road.

    I've been wanted to go to that store, it's also near my favorite Asian buffet, what has the best food and the best women of any Asian buffet in town



    Sometimes I dislike being on the white side of town
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 08:27:46.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: 5-12-10

    Some puzzle piece oughta teach you about haiku. That's not it, even in metric.


    Refrigerator
    trigonman3 63 2014-08-31 08:31:50.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: Refrigerator

    Same number of syllables in espanish:
    Ref
    free
    hair
    a door
    trigonman3 63 2014-08-31 08:33:25.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Chickity China the Chinese chicken
    You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'


    You have?
    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-31 08:41:28.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: I've been wanted to go to that store, it's also near my favorite Asian buffet, what has the best food and the best women of any Asian buffet in town



    Sometimes I dislike being on the white side of town


    I figured it was near you -- it IS on the white side of town. The Valu Market in Beechmont, in Iroquois Manor, has a much more diverse clientele. Its produce department is amazing, and they have tanks with live fish. It's the only place I've found with frozen banana leaves. The east end one has more Indian stuff, though.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 08:58:00.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: I figured it was near you -- it IS on the white side of town. The Valu Market in Beechmont, in Iroquois Manor, has a much more diverse clientele. Its produce department is amazing, and they have tanks with live fish. It's the only place I've found with frozen banana leaves. The east end one has more Indian stuff, though.

    I actually live out side the city limits and drive 15 miles to work just inside the city limits
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 09:01:45.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: I actually live out side the city limits and drive 15 miles to work just inside the city limits

    Nutbush?
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 09:03:28.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Got me some lentil soup

    I fucking love lentil soup! We get cheap ham knuckles from the supermarket deli and throw one of those in. Delicious!
    ciphero 2416 2014-08-31 09:03:54.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Chickity China the Chinese chicken
    You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'


    Cypress Hill? Tribe Called Quest?
    Crap.

    /me googles.

    Oh FFS, BARENAKEDLADIES? Thanks for the milquetoast honky earworm, eh. :P

    And nowwwww I see the relation: "Chickety China the Chinese Chicken" is a reference to "checkady-choco, the chocolate chicken", a lyric from the Tribe Called Quest song "Scenario".
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-31 09:05:42.0 login to vote score 2
    Barely noon and I'm done for the day with outside chores. Mowing the jungle (back yard), good times, yo.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 09:06:52.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: Harder to say outloud to another person than you would imagine:

    She stood on the balcony
    inexplicably mimicking him hiccupping,
    and amicably welcoming him home.



    trigonman3: 5-12-10

    Some puzzle piece oughta teach you about haiku. That's not it, even in metric.


    The boy stood on the burning deck
    His arse against the mast
    He didn't dare to move an inch
    Till Oscar Wilde went past...
    mimir 6886 2014-08-31 09:45:42.0 login to vote score 0
    Went back to play Fallout New Vegas. Forgot how goddamn buggy this game is/was.

    I've lost three saves to corruption, some in the middle of a quest.
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 10:17:59.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Nutbush?

    Notlob
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 10:20:30.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: Notlob

    Keep Sir Reverse Goatse out of this!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2014-08-31 10:46:24.0 login to vote score 2
    ciphero: Cypress Hill? Tribe Called Quest?
    Crap.

    /me googles.

    Oh FFS, BARENAKEDLADIES? Thanks for the milquetoast honky earworm, eh. :P

    And nowwwww I see the relation: "Chickety China the Chinese Chicken" is a reference to "checkady-choco, the chocolate chicken", a lyric from the Tribe Called Quest song "Scenario".


    Helping!
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 11:06:16.0 login to vote score 5
    bN has its trolls
    They think themselves very cool
    But they are just dicks
    blandly pompous 5389 2014-08-31 11:09:46.0 login to vote score 0
    I have a weird question. Is the term 'gobbledygook' offensive given that the last four letters are an offensive term?
    sabine 745 2014-08-31 11:15:33.0 login to vote score 1
    throwingknife: How long did you SV them for?

    80 minutes at 135F. Decided to err a bit on the long side because they weren't completely thawed to room temperature at the start.
    sabine 745 2014-08-31 11:17:03.0 login to vote score 5
    blandly pompous: I have a weird question. Is the term 'gobbledygook' offensive given that the last four letters are an offensive term?

    Online Etymology Dictionary says coiner claimed it was intended to mimic turkey sounds, so I'd say no.
    throwingknife 1634 2014-08-31 12:11:03.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: 80 minutes at 135F. Decided to err a bit on the long side because they weren't completely thawed to room temperature at the start.

    Thanks. That's not as long as I would have expected. It's probably a great way to thaw, too, if already packaged for SV.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 12:23:42.0 login to vote score 0
    blandly pompous: I have a weird question. Is the term 'gobbledygook' offensive given that the last four letters are an offensive term?

    I have never viewed it as offensive. One might just as well view other words as offensive, e.g. titration, Uranus, shitake.
    cardinal puff 887 2014-08-31 12:24:05.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff: I have never viewed it as offensive. One might just as well view other words as offensive, e.g. titration, Uranus, shitake.


    Bold tag fail.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-31 12:42:33.0 login to vote score 3
    throwingknife: I brined some ribs for about 7 hours. I made a home made rub, applied that, and refrigerated them again. I'll try to start grilling them tomorrow around noon.

    I went to the farmers market and spent way too much money, however it made the following possible. Last night I heat-treated about 9 leg quarters in the swingy basket thing above the grill, charred some corn, and finished marinated parcooked pork ribs. Also made a MASSIVE salad with radishes, cucumbers, onions and baby yellow tomatoes. Dinner was lovely.


    /Aside: Apparently the non-veg and fruit vendors at our farmers market are there all winter, too.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-31 13:29:50.0 login to vote score 0
    blandly pompous: I have a weird question. Is the term 'gobbledygook' offensive given that the last four letters are an offensive term?

    Only if you are incredibly hyper-sensitive to everything, in which case, an hero is the only solution.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-31 13:35:28.0 login to vote score 4
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-31 15:06:21.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: I went to the farmers market and spent way too much money, however it made the following possible. Last night I heat-treated about 9 leg quarters in the swingy basket thing above the grill, charred some corn, and finished marinated parcooked pork ribs. Also made a MASSIVE salad with radishes, cucumbers, onions and baby yellow tomatoes. Dinner was lovely.


    /Aside: Apparently the non-veg and fruit vendors at our farmers market are there all winter, too.


    I would love to give you some tomatoes if I could. Been giving them away and eating them constantly for about 6 weeks now and still have some going bad on me. I have a bit of a mental problem with food going to waste.
    random bacon 12498 2014-08-31 16:58:07.0 login to vote score 0
    Someone's gonna have one hell of a nancy.
    quinblake 1476 2014-08-31 17:07:38.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: I would love to give you some tomatoes if I could. Been giving them away and eating them constantly for about 6 weeks now and still have some going bad on me. I have a bit of a mental problem with food going to waste.

    We JUST started getting red tomatoes from the garden it was such a late thaw this year, we couldn't put anything in the ground until the second week of June. They're delicious though, been having tomatoes with every meal for a few days now.
    roddikinsathome 1812 2014-08-31 17:18:07.0 login to vote score 0
    ciphero: Cypress Hill? Tribe Called Quest?
    Crap.

    /me googles.

    Oh FFS, BARENAKEDLADIES? Thanks for the milquetoast honky earworm, eh. :P

    And nowwwww I see the relation: "Chickety China the Chinese Chicken" is a reference to "checkady-choco, the chocolate chicken", a lyric from the Tribe Called Quest song "Scenario".


    You've got to know your chicken.
    mimir 6886 2014-08-31 17:25:05.0 login to vote score 4
    Every married man should forget his mistakes.

    After all, there's no sense in two people remembering the same thing.
    osirisothedead 1858 2014-08-31 18:25:41.0 login to vote score 4
    mimir: Every married man should forget his mistakes.

    After all, there's no sense in two people remembering the same thing.


    If a man is alone in a forest and says something with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-31 18:37:08.0 login to vote score 1
    dogs laughter: I would love to give you some tomatoes if I could. Been giving them away and eating them constantly for about 6 weeks now and still have some going bad on me. I have a bit of a mental problem with food going to waste.

    Oh I just hate that. It will be so much better by next year when all my green waste can go to the donkeys and various fowl at the farm.

    I would crush and freeze them for sauce/soup base during the winter.
    farkmeblind 482 2014-08-31 18:37:25.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: If a man is alone in a forest and says something with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

    Yes, duhhh.

    /smirk
    zedeks 12822 2014-08-31 18:51:49.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: We JUST started getting red tomatoes from the garden it was such a late thaw this year, we couldn't put anything in the ground until the second week of June. They're delicious though, been having tomatoes with every meal for a few days now.

    I think that because I was spoiled by having garden tomatoes by the third week of June make the ones I now have to wait forever for taste astoundingly better. The beefsteak ones are divine.
    sabine 745 2014-08-31 19:41:02.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: It's probably a great way to thaw, too, if already packaged for SV.

    I didn't trust the vendor plastic to be rated to deal with the temperatures, and when you're cooking SV it's also important to get whatever seasoning you're going to do in the bag, so I took them out, added salt/pepper/marjoram/thyme and then resealed.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-31 19:41:53.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: We JUST started getting red tomatoes from the garden it was such a late thaw this year, we couldn't put anything in the ground until the second week of June. They're delicious though, been having tomatoes with every meal for a few days now.

    I got my 4 plants out in the middle of May and they've all done quite well.
    dogs laughter 3446 2014-08-31 19:45:12.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Oh I just hate that. It will be so much better by next year when all my green waste can go to the donkeys and various fowl at the farm.

    I would crush and freeze them for sauce/soup base during the winter.


    I've cut corn off the cob and frozen it before but I've never tried freezing tomatoes.
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-31 20:16:11.0 login to vote score 0
    strange resonance my muscular buttocks is giving off tonight, the pressure releases are following the crevasse as would air through the snorkel of a drowning swimmer.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-08-31 20:22:45.0 login to vote score 1
    Want to listen to Phish's show which is happening, right now?

    http://mixlr.com/the-kush-bush/
    xxplosiv 3123 2014-08-31 20:23:49.0 login to vote score 0
    also, its seemingly less muscular than it normally is or should be. I blame chair displacement and attempting to work out to burn off a minor ailment, likely causing muscular wear down in the primary labor-bearing organs due to the lack of available biological resources in the midst of illness.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-08-31 20:26:39.0 login to vote score 0
    Oops, here's a link w/video:

    http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nnjimmy
    blackisright 10587 2014-08-31 20:32:46.0 login to vote score 0
    I think it's time to rethink my place in the world and who is in my life.
    Maybe I should done things different when I turn 21.
    sabine 745 2014-08-31 20:34:42.0 login to vote score 3
    I love you, Internet. So the third project for the sous-vide circulator is going to be beef tongue, but the recipes say that it takes a day at least. I don't really want to leave the pot uncovered overnight. There must be a solution.

    Apparently the answer is ping-pong balls.
    comicbookguy 1170 2014-08-31 21:54:48.0 login to vote score 1
    My, this second set is nice
    iggins 5808 2014-08-31 23:07:04.0 login to vote score 1
    For the love of chrst


    Why do people keep pissing on the top of the toilet tank here, who ever does this needs to have to their dick repossessed

    If you have that much problem with your cocksmanship you need to sit down to pee
    sabine 745 2014-08-31 23:23:17.0 login to vote score 0
    comicbookguy: My, this second set is nice

    Is there a setlist somewhere?
    If you logged in, you could post here.