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eddyatwork: I was an eager tightener today. It was hot last night, today, and it's supposed to be tomorrow so I got out the A/C for my bedroom. Fifteen minutes later, I'm ready for business. That's right, tonight's fapping will not involve any sweat. Tears yes, but sweat, no.
Republican tears give me wood too.
Republican tears give me wood too.
intentionally left blank: This is a textbook image for the first day of "Identifying Severe Weather Using Radar 101."
Yeah, pretty much. Not much doubt what was going on under that cloud.
Yeah, pretty much. Not much doubt what was going on under that cloud.
Votes for the "...something in my eye...", plskthx.
Just found out my sister rode out yesterday's storm an hour from Moore. Her tent survived because her suitcase was heavy enough to act as an anchor.
For the love of fuck please de-alt me from czar
This is too funny and coincidentally apropos. It's from the unfiltered portion of notalwaysright.com. Enjoy!
Hotel
Bozeman, MT
My favorite customer comment cards
“We have been VERY PLEASED!”
“Thanks for having working drains”
“Great! Perfect! Also very good!”
“Wonderful but the hot tub is hard to find when drunk.” (We don’t have a hot tub)
“Thank you for not having me arrested” (He accidentally dropped his pants in the lobby - thankfully no other guests were there!)
“The store is great when you have the munchies!”
“I’m not sure where I stayed. If it was this hotel, thank you - we loved it. If not, sorry for wasting your time.”
Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRight.com!
Hotel
Bozeman, MT
My favorite customer comment cards
“We have been VERY PLEASED!”
“Thanks for having working drains”
“Great! Perfect! Also very good!”
“Wonderful but the hot tub is hard to find when drunk.” (We don’t have a hot tub)
“Thank you for not having me arrested” (He accidentally dropped his pants in the lobby - thankfully no other guests were there!)
“The store is great when you have the munchies!”
“I’m not sure where I stayed. If it was this hotel, thank you - we loved it. If not, sorry for wasting your time.”
Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRight.com!
random confluence of events: Kiddo: "Daddy, let play paper airplanes."
Me: "OK"
Hehe..
I have huge respect for you. I barely have the energy to do anything after work yet you manage to care for and play with your kid. You're awesome.
Me: "OK"
Hehe..
I have huge respect for you. I barely have the energy to do anything after work yet you manage to care for and play with your kid. You're awesome.
illuminaughty: When the water dish is empty, Fizzgig just lies on the floor next to it like he's dead.
When he sees me, he sits up and paws at the dish, while staring at it forlornly.
IZ FUZZGIG
When he sees me, he sits up and paws at the dish, while staring at it forlornly.
IZ FUZZGIG
random confluence of events: Kiddo: "Daddy, let play paper airplanes."
Me: "OK"
Hehe..
You'll poke a hair tie out, kid.
Me: "OK"
Hehe..
You'll poke a hair tie out, kid.
Good morning.
kswheels: Why I use butt wipes.
I have found four Black Widows in my time, all within three feet of my desk at work over a period of about six years. Is that a Widow? It sort of looks like one.
And I found my first tick of the season last night. I hate those damn things, but not as much as spiders.
kswheels: Why I use butt wipes.
I have found four Black Widows in my time, all within three feet of my desk at work over a period of about six years. Is that a Widow? It sort of looks like one.
And I found my first tick of the season last night. I hate those damn things, but not as much as spiders.
dizzysaurus: I have huge respect for you. I barely have the energy to do anything after work yet you manage to care for and play with your kid. You're awesome.
The funny bit is that she knows that I'm not happy at work (god knows what wifey says to her) so she totally gives me time and space to decompress.
The funny bit is that she knows that I'm not happy at work (god knows what wifey says to her) so she totally gives me time and space to decompress.
muninsfire: Once more, the cat jumps on top of the shower door and watches me wash my hair.
What in the hell is -with- that cat?
Mine randomly attacks the shower door while I shower. I'm pretty sure he's trying to kill me.
What in the hell is -with- that cat?
Mine randomly attacks the shower door while I shower. I'm pretty sure he's trying to kill me.
In light of the tornado (glad you ok Nerdy), I feel a little guilty for having such a bad spell of depression. This one was new. I hardly ate, stayed in bed, and Iost holiday blubber. Still fat right now, but I don't care. I'm just glad I didn't fo any thing stupid and am still ignoring the nagging feeling that I ain't worth crap. My pep talk with Rents consisted of me repeating that it ain't all about me. Mostly because I've been too self absorbed to realize that people don't care a d I shouldn't be paranoid about what they think of me. That was actually a relief. I'm either a narcissist or have what he called as Spotlight syndrome. Basically I'm afraid to go out be ause my brain has spinach tooth and I'm afraid everybody knows it. (Basically I'm full of undeserved shame and I need to get over it because i am actually okay. )
Anyway. I'm not dead and that's good. I have people who love me despite my tendency to be a self absorbed shmuck. Leaving them would be a crime. Not going to give in.
Anyway. I'm not dead and that's good. I have people who love me despite my tendency to be a self absorbed shmuck. Leaving them would be a crime. Not going to give in.
wepsi: [image removed] It's real and it's mine.
I'm disappointed that it wasn't a 25 euro plate of nachos
I'm disappointed that it wasn't a 25 euro plate of nachos
dogs laughter: Good morning.
I have found four Black Widows in my time, all within three feet of my desk at work over a period of about six years. Is that a Widow? It sort of looks like one.
And I found my first tick of the season last night. I hate those damn things, but not as much as spiders.
I'll just leave this here:
http://www.amdro.com/All-Products/quick-kill-lawn-and-landscape-granules/overview
I have found four Black Widows in my time, all within three feet of my desk at work over a period of about six years. Is that a Widow? It sort of looks like one.
And I found my first tick of the season last night. I hate those damn things, but not as much as spiders.
I'll just leave this here:
http://www.amdro.com/All-Products/quick-kill-lawn-and-landscape-granules/overview
Also....
WHERE ARE MY PICS SD!!!
I hope you have been taking pics of your yard work.
It is a nice yard you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
WHERE ARE MY PICS SD!!!
I hope you have been taking pics of your yard work.
It is a nice yard you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
Mornin'. Hoping for a HURRR holiday today.
holy shit. google play music lets you upload 20,000 songs for free.
why did no one tell me this?
why did no one tell me this?
tabernash: Also....
WHERE ARE MY PICS SD!!!
I hope you have been taking pics of your yard work.
It is a nice yard you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
SD never posts pics any more.
i would know, i keep asking for them
WHERE ARE MY PICS SD!!!
I hope you have been taking pics of your yard work.
It is a nice yard you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
SD never posts pics any more.
i would know, i keep asking for them
mmmmm, potted meat product. I can feel my blood pressure rising from the sodium already.
dizzysaurus: mmmmm, potted meat product. I can feel my blood pressure rising from the sodium already.
You damn Brits. We offer you good food and you still go for the home cuisine!
You damn Brits. We offer you good food and you still go for the home cuisine!
spongegirl circleskirt: I feel a little guilty for having such a bad spell of depression.
Bad spongie! No donut!
...
That sounds like the depression is still there, because it's nothing to feel guilty about.
Hang together, and try some sun exposure.
Bad spongie! No donut!
...
That sounds like the depression is still there, because it's nothing to feel guilty about.
Hang together, and try some sun exposure.
dizzysaurus: holy shit. google play music lets you upload 20,000 songs for free.
why did no one tell me this?
They also just announced the All Access thingy that lets you listen to everything in their library, which seems pretty extensive so far. I'm doing the free 30 days, but I don't know that I listen to enough music anymore to jusitfy the 7.99 a month.
why did no one tell me this?
They also just announced the All Access thingy that lets you listen to everything in their library, which seems pretty extensive so far. I'm doing the free 30 days, but I don't know that I listen to enough music anymore to jusitfy the 7.99 a month.
intentionally left blank: You damn Brits. We offer you good food and you still go for the home cuisine!
I have a weakness for SPAM. It's so terrible for me. But I love it so much.
I have a weakness for SPAM. It's so terrible for me. But I love it so much.
quick1: They also just announced the All Access thingy that lets you listen to everything in their library, which seems pretty extensive so far. I'm doing the free 30 days, but I don't know that I listen to enough music anymore to jusitfy the 7.99 a month.
Mine is uploading right now - weird that they're uploading rather than scanning id3 tags and just giving you the matches.
Mine is uploading right now - weird that they're uploading rather than scanning id3 tags and just giving you the matches.
bake: what's that about panties on there?
Pantti = pant = deposit = empty can is worth 15 cents
mimir: I'm disappointed that it wasn't a 25 euro plate of nachos
It's 63 calories of wepsi-cola.
Pantti = pant = deposit = empty can is worth 15 cents
mimir: I'm disappointed that it wasn't a 25 euro plate of nachos
It's 63 calories of wepsi-cola.
dizzysaurus: Mine is uploading right now - weird that they're uploading rather than scanning id3 tags and just giving you the matches.
Gotta make sure you arrrrrrrrn't a pirate, matey.
Gotta make sure you arrrrrrrrn't a pirate, matey.
tabernash: Also....
WHERE ARE MY PICS SD!!!
I hope you have been taking pics of your yard work.
It is a nice yard you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
Our project has been on "pause" for two weeks due to a million kajillion things going on with work and social life. I will be so fucking proud of that yard when I'm done you will have to tell me to STOP posting pictures!
WHERE ARE MY PICS SD!!!
I hope you have been taking pics of your yard work.
It is a nice yard you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
Our project has been on "pause" for two weeks due to a million kajillion things going on with work and social life. I will be so fucking proud of that yard when I'm done you will have to tell me to STOP posting pictures!
dizzysaurus: I have a weakness for SPAM. It's so terrible for me. But I love it so much.
Well. You came to the right web site!
Well. You came to the right web site!
someone who may or may not be celeklix pays me in bitcoin
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dizzysaurus: I have a weakness for SPAM. It's so terrible for me. But I love it so much.
Stuff tastes like a salt lick to me.
Stuff tastes like a salt lick to me.
I had a fap, a crap, and possibly later I'll take a nap. Pretty much done everything I'm going to do today.
eddyatwork: I had a fap, a crap, and possibly later I'll take a nap. Pretty much done everything I'm going to do today.
*slap*
*slap*
crap.
huh. google music has supposedly uploaded half of my 55 gig library. Since 10am on a max 600KB/s upload...
Well, I'm off to a good mood. Between twitch's complete lack of awareness of the world around him and phail trying to shit on FFG...
GRRRR!
GRRRR!
At this rate my work laptop will take longer to encrypt its hard disk (just rolled out today) than for my home music to upload.
intentionally left blank: Well, I'm off to a good mood. Between twitch's complete lack of awareness of the world around him and phail trying to shit on FFG...
GRRRR!
GRRRR!
WHEW! Feel better yet, ILB??
dizzysaurus: At this rate my work laptop will take longer to encrypt its hard disk (just rolled out today) than for my home music to upload.
Enjoy ridiculously long boot times, as well. Mine takes forever now that the HDD is encrypted.
Enjoy ridiculously long boot times, as well. Mine takes forever now that the HDD is encrypted.
mikeflstfi: Enjoy ridiculously long boot times, as well. Mine takes forever now that the HDD is encrypted.
I should just boot with a flash drive. I do most of my work in my VM anyways.
I should just boot with a flash drive. I do most of my work in my VM anyways.
nerd by proxy: lap dog
it's so true. Although Fizzgig will look pointedly at the couch if there's anything on there until we clear enough space for him to climb up.
it's so true. Although Fizzgig will look pointedly at the couch if there's anything on there until we clear enough space for him to climb up.
mikeflstfi: Enjoy ridiculously long boot times, as well. Mine takes forever now that the HDD is encrypted.
PGP desktop does a decent enough job on the Authorized Winbox that my job requires be encrypted. Only adds a little bit onto the boot time.
PGP desktop does a decent enough job on the Authorized Winbox that my job requires be encrypted. Only adds a little bit onto the boot time.
intentionally left blank: Bad spongie! No donut!
...
That sounds like the depression is still there, because it's nothing to feel guilty about.
Hang together, and try some sun exposure.
Aye aye, Captain!
...
That sounds like the depression is still there, because it's nothing to feel guilty about.
Hang together, and try some sun exposure.
Aye aye, Captain!
dizzysaurus: it's so true. Although Fizzgig will look pointedly at the couch if there's anything on there until we clear enough space for him to climb up.
I would play that game with one of my mom's rescue greyhounds. Greyhounds are couch potatoes, so I'd lay out full length on the sofa, and the dog would pry me away from the backrest until she could work herself in, then slowly push out until I was off the sofa.
I would play that game with one of my mom's rescue greyhounds. Greyhounds are couch potatoes, so I'd lay out full length on the sofa, and the dog would pry me away from the backrest until she could work herself in, then slowly push out until I was off the sofa.
spongegirl circleskirt: In light of the tornado (glad you ok Nerdy), I feel a little guilty for having such a bad spell of depression. This one was new. I hardly ate, stayed in bed, and Iost holiday blubber. Still fat right now, but I don't care. I'm just glad I didn't fo any thing stupid and am still ignoring the nagging feeling that I ain't worth crap. My pep talk with Rents consisted of me repeating that it ain't all about me. Mostly because I've been too self absorbed to realize that people don't care a d I shouldn't be paranoid about what they think of me. That was actually a relief. I'm either a narcissist or have what he called as Spotlight syndrome. Basically I'm afraid to go out be ause my brain has spinach tooth and I'm afraid everybody knows it. (Basically I'm full of undeserved shame and I need to get over it because i am actually okay. )
Anyway. I'm not dead and that's good. I have people who love me despite my tendency to be a self absorbed shmuck. Leaving them would be a crime. Not going to give in.
It's not like me to take advantage of someone experiencing a bad spell but I can I have all the things you haven't stuffed in your vag?
Anyway. I'm not dead and that's good. I have people who love me despite my tendency to be a self absorbed shmuck. Leaving them would be a crime. Not going to give in.
It's not like me to take advantage of someone experiencing a bad spell but I can I have all the things you haven't stuffed in your vag?
fallen from grace: Terp HUGS FOR ALL in the BG!!! [image removed]
Aw. That little dude reminds me of the turtle I had when I was a kid.
Donatello was awesome.
Aw. That little dude reminds me of the turtle I had when I was a kid.
Donatello was awesome.
saturday ninja: It's not like me to take advantage of someone experiencing a bad spell but I can I have all the things you haven't stuffed in your vag?
Should I wash them first?
Should I wash them first?
saturday ninja: It's not like me to take advantage of someone experiencing a bad spell but I can I have all the things you haven't stuffed in your vag?
Also, do I look like Ravioli to you? Do I look like a DiGorno stuffed crust pizza? Do I look like a jelly donut? How about a hot pocket? Do I look like one of those?
Please don't answer that.
/scampers away
Also, do I look like Ravioli to you? Do I look like a DiGorno stuffed crust pizza? Do I look like a jelly donut? How about a hot pocket? Do I look like one of those?
Please don't answer that.
/scampers away
spongegirl circleskirt: Also, do I look like Ravioli to you? Do I look like a DiGorno stuffed crust pizza? Do I look like a jelly donut? How about a hot pocket? Do I look like one of those?
Please don't answer that.
/scampers away
Rio Pachecho is not NOT going to dignify that with a remark.
Please don't answer that.
/scampers away
Rio Pachecho is not NOT going to dignify that with a remark.
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