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  • sockpuppet 2985 2015-03-29 22:19:55.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: You brittish people talk funny

    cannonhawk: The redneck ranger is totally Simon Belmont with that chain whip.

    He called you a Brit dude, you gonna take that?
    cannonhawk 849 2015-03-29 22:24:48.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-29 23:34:36.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: The song they are promoting is called ice cream cake

    This just makes me madder! I want some goddam ice cream!
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-29 23:35:43.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: OMG CL DID A GUEST PERFORMANCE IN MIAMI TONIGHT


    I TOLD YOU FUCKS. LONG TIME AGO.



    SHE IS HERE


    YOU IN THE PRESENCE OF A QUEEN.





    Also she wasn't wearing much and is a full bodied korean


    So in other words she weighs like 90 pounds and looks half-starved and has a crappy singing voice?
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 00:17:11.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: So in other words she weighs like 90 pounds and looks half-starved and has a crappy singing voice?

    No, she got booty.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 00:17:24.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: This just makes me madder! I want some goddam ice cream!

    I have pics of them with ice cream
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 00:29:50.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: So in other words she weighs like 90 pounds and looks half-starved and has a crappy singing voice?

    Also shit your whore mouth about my kpop princesses
    not exactly 11873 2015-03-30 04:08:07.0 login to vote score 5
    iggins: Also shit your whore mouth about my kpop princesses

    You have a problem. That shit ain't healthy, boy.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 05:05:19.0 login to vote score 1
    Eddy, here is your ice cream


    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 05:27:09.0 login to vote score 6
    not exactly: You have a problem. That shit ain't healthy, boy.


    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 05:29:39.0 login to vote score 2
    here we see Russian communist dildo.

    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-30 07:00:15.0 login to vote score 1
    Welp, the movers moved us from our old office building to the new one. There are a lot of things they got wrong. It'll be an interesting few weeks.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-30 07:01:11.0 login to vote score 1
    not exactly: You have a problem. That shit ain't healthy, boy.

    Iggy blows right through "interested" on to "obsessed with." He's that way with everything from Kpop to corned beef to shit.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 07:05:16.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Iggy blows right through "interested" on to "obsessed with." He's that way with everything from Kpop to corned beef to shit.

    yeah i don't things half assed
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-30 07:11:40.0 login to vote score 2
    iggins: yeah i don't things half assed

    Uh, no, wrong conclusion.
    bluegargoyle 635 2015-03-30 07:37:55.0 login to vote score 8
    churly brown 12899 2015-03-30 07:41:33.0 login to vote score 1
    iggins: yeah i don't things half assed

    A thing that's done with half an ass,
    is a thing that's done twice as fast.
    texas raider 728 2015-03-30 08:13:34.0 login to vote score 6
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 08:18:26.0 login to vote score 4
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 08:19:32.0 login to vote score 0
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-30 08:54:31.0 login to vote score 4
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-30 09:19:28.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: [image removed]

    Say, you were spot on with the four trips to the hardware store for my faucet install. I had the last fitting installed when the missus said "don't you think the cats can open that cabinet door?" Back to the store for a magnetic latch.
    cardinal puff 887 2015-03-30 09:21:12.0 login to vote score 2
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Say, you were spot on with the four trips to the hardware store for my faucet install. I had the last fitting installed when the missus said "don't you think the cats can open that cabinet door?" Back to the store for a magnetic latch.

    Doh!

    *puffs out chest proudly* :)
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 09:24:52.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Iggy blows right through "interested" on to "obsessed with." He's that way with everything from Kpop to corned beef to shit.

    Also, airplanes.


    OMG airplanes
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 09:26:07.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Say, you were spot on with the four trips to the hardware store for my faucet install. I had the last fitting installed when the missus said "don't you think the cats can open that cabinet door?" Back to the store for a magnetic latch.

    Use a basin wrench
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2015-03-30 09:38:11.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Use a basin wrench

    To secure the cabinet doors? sounds a bit cumbersome.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 09:46:27.0 login to vote score 0
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: To secure the cabinet doors? sounds a bit cumbersome.

    Just keep one on hand. You never know when a wild basin will appear
    intentionally left blank 2011 2015-03-30 09:50:27.0 login to vote score 0
    Just was listening to an old album, Wind and Wuthering.

    Lyrics from Blood On The Rooftops

    Let's skip the news boy (I'll make some tea)
    The Arabs and the Jews boy (too much for me)
     

    The album was released in 1976.

    Sigh.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 09:59:21.0 login to vote score -1
    intentionally left blank: Just was listening to an old album, Wind and Wuthering.

    Lyrics from Blood On The Rooftops
    Let's skip the news boy (I'll make some tea)
    The Arabs and the Jews boy (too much for me)
     
    The album was released in 1976.

    Sigh.


    More cat pics please
    sockpuppet 2985 2015-03-30 12:47:08.0 login to vote score 0
    tumunga 12492 2015-03-30 13:53:34.0 login to vote score -1
    spongegirl circleskirt: You started on her first.
    Deal with it.


    But she's supposed to be sooooo much classier than me. I can deal with it. I'm just pointing out to miss thang that what she is doing is unbecoming of someone of her self-supported stature.
    eddyatwork 998 2015-03-30 14:11:12.0 login to vote score 0
    My chatty coworker was here for almost two hours and I had to fart like hell. As soon as he left I let loose a trumpet blast. Goddamn it was a relief.
    comicbookguy 1170 2015-03-30 14:58:43.0 login to vote score 4
    I am missing my boys terribly, today.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-30 15:31:01.0 login to vote score 0
    I've been playing around with 2D-3D conversions lately:


    quinblake 1476 2015-03-30 16:06:19.0 login to vote score 2
    Ah Spring. Outside afterwork enjoying a bit of fresh air in the back yard and the crazy red neck neighbours are fighting with each other at maximum screaming volume.
    karkfumm 1294 2015-03-30 16:10:02.0 login to vote score 4
    quinblake: Ah Spring. Outside afterwork enjoying a bit of fresh air in the back yard and the crazy red neck neighbours are fighting with each other at maximum screaming volume.

    And tonight you'll have to listen to their noisy make-up sex. Eww.
    lady tabernash 4405 2015-03-30 16:29:52.0 login to vote score 3
    karkfumm: And tonight you'll have to listen to their noisy make-up sex. Eww.

    Only defense will be to make some 'noise' themselves.

    The block will be rockin' tonight

    ;-)

    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-30 16:40:06.0 login to vote score 1


    There's always that one guy...
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-30 16:45:27.0 login to vote score 1


    Why yes, that is his pet anteater.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-30 16:49:12.0 login to vote score 0


    Amazon's delivery drones have a long history.
    agburanar 2333 2015-03-30 17:26:07.0 login to vote score 2
    Two new Cards Against Humanity packs on sale today!

    I still love how they give you a link "I'm Done, Go Outside" after your order is finished, and it redirects you to a google map search of parks near your ZIP code.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-30 18:01:48.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2015-03-30 18:06:11.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Why yes, that is his pet anteater.

    I guess Dali came at the bro.
    farkmeblind 482 2015-03-30 18:41:05.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: I guess Dali came at the bro.


    phoenix301 12664 2015-03-30 19:11:50.0 login to vote score 0
    upvotes in the queue plz.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 20:13:45.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: My chatty coworker was here for almost two hours and I had to fart like hell. As soon as he left I let loose a trumpet blast. Goddamn it was a relief.

    Just blast while coworker is talking and they might get the hint
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 20:20:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Baaawwww feels like someone has a crow bar wedged under my shoulder blade
    shocker 99 2015-03-30 21:04:37.0 login to vote score 0
    iggins: Baaawwww feels like someone has a crow bar wedged under my shoulder blade


    So grab a tennis ball, and stand with your back against the wall. (a textured wall is best). Now drop the tennis ball down between your back and the wall, until it's in just the right place, then slowly lean back against the tennis ball, back & forth while the tennis ball gives your tender area a nice massage. Yes you might look funny doing this maneuver.
    iggins 5808 2015-03-30 22:11:07.0 login to vote score 0
    Dara posted more pictures of her kitties.


    Y'all gonna get some cat pics later
    If you logged in, you could post here.