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sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 16:05:16.0 login to vote score 0
nih-: You mentioned Einstein above. That good enough?

Actually he won the Nobel prize for essentially proving quantum. The latter part of his life he worked on and failed miserabley on a unifying theory by which to eliminate the probability clouds of Q.M. To my knowledge after Special Relativity his contributions pretty much tapered off.
strayling 20 2007-06-02 16:05:18.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

See above for my very real and very frightening take on the fark.com admin terrorist situation. More at 11.


Funny man :)

Gotta say I'm not too impressed with Anon-DIT, based on that visit. The bN ad on the left is mildly amusing I suppose - bet it only appears if you follow a link to the site from bN. Gosh, those merry pranksters!

nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:05:19.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism: Objectivism is adherence to the philosophies developed by Ayn Rand. Nothing more, nothing less.

She's the spitting image of my girlfriend. I'll post pics one day.
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:05:33.0 login to vote score 0
flyingpig: I'm a Randian, not an Objectivist. An Objectivist thinks that every word that Rand ever wrote is 100% truth and worships her as a god. I'm just a guy who thinks that she had mostly good ideas.

i'm a little 'o' objectivist. let's not be pedantic. :)
a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:07:07.0 login to vote score 0
flyingpig: I'm a Randian, not an Objectivist. An Objectivist thinks that every word that Rand ever wrote is 100% truth and worships her as a god. I'm just a guy who thinks that she had mostly good ideas.

Exactly. Which makes it terribly amusing that someone would use that as their plank for claiming to be more rational than someone else, since, more than anything else, that's an appeal to authority.
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:07:07.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

Actually he won the Nobel prize for essentially proving quantum. The latter part of his life he worked on and failed miserabley on a unifying theory by which to eliminate the probability clouds of Q.M. To my knowledge after Special Relativity his contributions pretty much tapered off.


What are you jabbering on the internet for then? If you're not out there filling the gaps and establishing a complete unifying theory on everything then the fundamentalists have already won.
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:07:30.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism: Objectivity and objectivism are unrelated things.

Objectivism is adherence to the philosophies developed by Ayn Rand. Nothing more, nothing less.


glad you have it all sewn up there. :)
a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:08:21.0 login to vote score 0
brazil:

i'm a little 'o' objectivist. let's not be pedantic. :)


A what? You understand that she introduced the term into the English language, right?

That's like saying "I'm a 'little s' scientologist."
faethe 860 2007-06-02 16:08:57.0 login to vote score 0
I wobble between Ayn Rand and Marx.

Just because it's exciting :)
sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 16:09:05.0 login to vote score 0
nih-: What are you jabbering on the internet for then? If you're not out there filling the gaps and establishing a complete unifying theory on everything then the fundamentalists have already won.

Meh, I'm more of an applied math kinda guy. Physics is just a hobby. Oh shit, that reminds me, I meant to brush up on my relativity today. Guess that'll have to wait.
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:09:33.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

I've very skeptical that any human being can maintain actual literal objectivity.


lol. you would be. ;) read Objectivism, The Philosophy of Ayn Rand.
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:10:14.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism:

Exactly. Which makes it terribly amusing that someone would use that as their plank for claiming to be more rational than someone else, since, more than anything else, that's an appeal to authority.


it was humor. :)
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:10:26.0 login to vote score 0
Can we get this back on track?

I just got banned from Anon-DIT. For posting something mocking Drew slightly. I'm still cracking up.

Does this suggest an incestual relationship between Anon-DIT and Fark yet?
a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:10:50.0 login to vote score 0
brazil:

it was humor. :)


Duh.

Good one!
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:11:04.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism:

A what? You understand that she introduced the term into the English language, right?

That's like saying "I'm a 'little s' scientologist."


ok. be a dick. that's cool.
faethe 860 2007-06-02 16:11:30.0 login to vote score 0
nih-: Can we get this back on track?

I just got banned from Anon-DIT. For posting something mocking Drew slightly. I'm still cracking up.

Does this suggest an incestual relationship between Anon-DIT and Fark yet?


You did not... really?
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:11:36.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism:

A what? You understand that she introduced the term into the English language, right?

That's like saying "I'm a 'little s' scientologist."


You only get the capital S after you donate over several million.
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:11:44.0 login to vote score 0
nih-: Can we get this back on track?

I just got banned from Anon-DIT. For posting something mocking Drew slightly. I'm still cracking up.

Does this suggest an incestual relationship between Anon-DIT and Fark yet?


wait... you are banned from anon-dit? how the hell can you tell that one?
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:12:19.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

You only get the capital S after you donate over several million.


hee hee. funny.
a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:13:29.0 login to vote score 1
nih-: Can we get this back on track?

I just got banned from Anon-DIT. For posting something mocking Drew slightly. I'm still cracking up.

Does this suggest an incestual relationship between Anon-DIT and Fark yet?


It was incestuous from very early on in the life on Anon-DIT. Give whammy a break, and don't drag him down in the mud by expecting him to sponsor anyone in this skirmish. He's done nothing to deserve it.
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:13:39.0 login to vote score 0
faethe:

You did not... really?



a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:14:03.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

You only get the capital S after you donate over several million.


$cientology FTW
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:14:50.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism:

It was incestuous from very early on in the life on Anon-DIT. Give whammy a break, and don't drag him down in the mud by expecting him to sponsor anyone in this skirmish. He's done nothing to deserve it.


Relax, there's no mud dragging going on. I dislike intensely people who defend their friends before insult has been given, or before their friends have their say.
mathmatix 198 2007-06-02 16:16:35.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:


what do you do to get banned from anondit?
faethe 860 2007-06-02 16:17:02.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:



Oh shit you read the NZ Herald :) I do too especially when the government bums me out here :) I am going to relocate there. My mummy's ozzy citizenship gets me an ozzy passport so I am really looking into it.
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:18:20.0 login to vote score 0
I think what this highlights again is something I'd like to tear down.

I can get on here and hassle anyone. But when I pick on Drew, or someone perceives me as picking on Whatshisname from AnonDIT, there is an overly strong reaction.

It probably warms their hearts. Or maybe it embarrasses them. You really don't have to be their internet-crutches though, I'm sure like most people they'd see the funny side of it.

There's a little modmin in everyone, eh?
sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 16:18:39.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

Actually he won the Nobel prize for essentially proving quantum. The latter part of his life he worked on and failed miserabley on a unifying theory by which to eliminate the probability clouds of Q.M. To my knowledge after Special Relativity his contributions pretty much tapered off.


GAH. I meant General Relativity. I look like a fool.
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:19:02.0 login to vote score 0
faethe:

Oh shit you read the NZ Herald :) I do too especially when the government bums me out here :) I am going to relocate there. My mummy's ozzy citizenship gets me an ozzy passport so I am really looking into it.


If you need citizenship and you don't mind freaky jello sex we could get married.
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:19:24.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:



lol. that's a feat. and yes, in my experience wham is a good guy. unless it's a fight to the death, just drop him an email apologizing.
faethe 860 2007-06-02 16:20:47.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

If you need citizenship and you don't mind freaky jello sex we could get married.


LMAO I am married already, and I think I qualify because I have Ozzy citizenship? I have dual citizenship through my mummy. You lot are part of Anzac and all that yes? Allows me to come and sponge off your system?
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:21:01.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

GAH. I meant General Relativity. I look like a fool.


Only to Einsteinish people. I wouldn't worry. ;)
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:21:48.0 login to vote score 0
faethe:

LMAO I am married already, and I think I qualify because I have Ozzy citizenship? I have dual citizenship through my mummy. You lot are part of Anzac and all that yes? Allows me to come and sponge off your system?


Get a job hippie!

Yeah, I think you pretty much get a free pass to come and work, live, mooch, etc.
a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:21:49.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

Relax, there's no mud dragging going on. I dislike intensely people who defend their friends before insult has been given, or before their friends have their say.


I don't mean you, specifically. I just mean, hey, everybody, let whammy keep his neutrality and provide a way for people to inject amusement into both sites. (Notice I didn't say useful. Most of what gets put there is useless stupidity and letters to Penthouse; some people seem to really think that kind of masturbation is entertaining.)
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:23:05.0 login to vote score 0
mathmatix:
what do you do to get banned from anondit?


Said something about dutifully masturbating to Drew.
faethe 860 2007-06-02 16:24:07.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

Get a job hippie!

Yeah, I think you pretty much get a free pass to come and work, live, mooch, etc.


I want to - seriously. I am waiting for something to convince me to leave. As it is me and my husband have a five year plan to gtfo and go over there. Get our teaching credentials together and stuff and apply for jobs in NZ. If we need go shopping in some baffling wal-mart odyssey I imagine there's cheap flights to Hong Kong? His parents are Phillipino and that's what they used to do. Fly to China and buy shit then just drag it all back on the plane?
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:24:57.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism:

I don't mean you, specifically. I just mean, hey, everybody, let whammy keep his neutrality and provide a way for people to inject amusement into both sites. (Notice I didn't say useful. Most of what gets put there is useless stupidity and letters to Penthouse; some people seem to really think that kind of masturbation is entertaining.)


That's cool then. :) I'd still like to draw a non-accusatory parallel between your response and modminning. It's human nature, but anon-dit will survive my pesky jokes on its own, just like fark would survive us if it still cared to try.
a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:26:04.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

Said something about dutifully masturbating to Drew.


What's wrong with that? She's in her freakin' thirties now.
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:26:32.0 login to vote score 0
faethe:

I want to - seriously. I am waiting for something to convince me to leave. As it is me and my husband have a five year plan to gtfo and go over there. Get our teaching credentials together and stuff and apply for jobs in NZ. If we need go shopping in some baffling wal-mart odyssey I imagine there's cheap flights to Hong Kong? His parents are Phillipino and that's what they used to do. Fly to China and buy shit then just drag it all back on the plane?


Consumer parents rock. Hong Kong junk rocks. Together at last!

We have a shortage of teachers right now and not very strict standards. How credentialed up did you think you had to be? The pay is universally shit though.
a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:27:09.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

That's cool then. :) I'd still like to draw a non-accusatory parallel between your response and modminning. It's human nature, but anon-dit will survive my pesky jokes on its own, just like fark would survive us if it still cared to try.


Yeah, but fark is liable to overreact and stop allowing posts to anon-dit.
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:28:04.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism:

Yeah, but fark is liable to overreact and stop allowing posts to anon-dit.


So you're saying if we man up anon-DIT we win an exclusive on it? That'd be terrible.
faethe 860 2007-06-02 16:29:58.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

Consumer parents rock. Hong Kong junk rocks. Together at last!

We have a shortage of teachers right now and not very strict standards. How credentialed up did you think you had to be? The pay is universally shit though.


It's OK - our house is worth about 300k atm so we can buy something cheap there and live like hippies we think. I have a BA in film tech/animation and most of a Master's of Liberal Studies. Husband has a BS in Biology and some of a master's in zoology.

That's really good to know :) NZ is our happy place. Its the place we both think of when politics get us down. Just reading you lots news helps a lot. Plus I've family in Oz :) I like NZ better because you lot are more easy going IMO, and you have more space for cheaper rates without having to live in the Bush!
faethe 860 2007-06-02 16:32:06.0 login to vote score 0
Oh and BTW

faethe at gmail

advice about NZ is always helpful for sure :)
a ring brings jism 447 2007-06-02 16:32:40.0 login to vote score 0
Hell, bN has no need at all for anondit. You can post as large a first post as you want (unless there has been a limit put on it since I performed that embarrassing experiment with pasting about 5,000 characters), and you can give updates via anonymous posts in the thread. Much better than trying to read a fark thread an monitor updates by the submitter of an anondit.
strayling 20 2007-06-02 16:35:12.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism: Hell, bN has no need at all for anondit. You can post as large a first post as you want (unless there has been a limit put on it since I performed that embarrassing experiment with pasting about 5,000 characters), and you can give updates via anonymous posts in the thread. Much better than trying to read a fark thread an monitor updates by the submitter of an anondit.

That was my take too, and there's no worry about the thread mysteriously vanishing.
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:35:30.0 login to vote score 0
faethe:

It's OK - our house is worth about 300k atm so we can buy something cheap there and live like hippies we think. I have a BA in film tech/animation and most of a Master's of Liberal Studies. Husband has a BS in Biology and some of a master's in zoology.

That's really good to know :) NZ is our happy place. Its the place we both think of when politics get us down. Just reading you lots news helps a lot. Plus I've family in Oz :) I like NZ better because you lot are more easy going IMO, and you have more space for cheaper rates without having to live in the Bush!


Our news is so, so boring. I guess that's part of the pull.

Animation eh? Like what? I always need advice from a pro on the small jobs I do, prepare to be hit up.
brazil 316 2007-06-02 16:39:17.0 login to vote score 0
a ring brings jism: Hell, bN has no need at all for anondit. You can post as large a first post as you want (unless there has been a limit put on it since I performed that embarrassing experiment with pasting about 5,000 characters), and you can give updates via anonymous posts in the thread. Much better than trying to read a fark thread an monitor updates by the submitter of an anondit.

i think bN using anon-dit is a good idea. will wider advertisement. plenty of people read all the anon-dits. i think mentioning TF/F from bN in Anon-Dit is a non-starter.
faethe 860 2007-06-02 16:40:29.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

Our news is so, so boring. I guess that's part of the pull.

Animation eh? Like what? I always need advice from a pro on the small jobs I do, prepare to be hit up.



All you like, no worries :) I was trained in traditional, so that's my bit. Most of what I do is old skool ink and paint. Actually, most of what I do now is just strictly paint!
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:41:33.0 login to vote score 0
brazil:

i think bN using anon-dit is a good idea. will wider advertisement. plenty of people read all the anon-dits. i think mentioning TF/F from bN in Anon-Dit is a non-starter.


I guess I'd better go to the next IP address in my block then.

Wait, I mean a totally random IP. Yeah, that's it.
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:42:38.0 login to vote score 0
faethe:


All you like, no worries :) I was trained in traditional, so that's my bit. Most of what I do is old skool ink and paint. Actually, most of what I do now is just strictly paint!


All the better for having perfect timing and a good sense of what you're doing. Which I lack completely.

What would you be teaching?
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 16:51:06.0 login to vote score 0
There's an open invitation to a Fark party in the queue. What happens if bN gets invited? Will it disappear from TotalFark? Taking bets now.
alexandra 390 2007-06-02 17:01:10.0 login to vote score 0
fundamentalist =/= extremism

What I mean by Christian fundamentalist is that I adhere to the Bible. Pretty simple. I don't go around bombing clinics or harassing gay people. You know, love thy neighbor and all that.

I can be civil towards anyone, doesn't matter who. And I don't think I hate anyone. I may hate things people do (such as our commander-in-thief)...but I can't really say I feel hate for anyone.

alexandra 390 2007-06-02 17:04:24.0 login to vote score 0
Was out somewhere with my husband and son, sorry if I threadjacked....


nih- 1367 2007-06-02 17:16:27.0 login to vote score 0
alexandra: fundamentalist =/= extremism

What I mean by Christian fundamentalist is that I adhere to the Bible. Pretty simple. I don't go around bombing clinics or harassing gay people. You know, love thy neighbor and all that.

I can be civil towards anyone, doesn't matter who. And I don't think I hate anyone. I may hate things people do (such as our commander-in-thief)...but I can't really say I feel hate for anyone.


Hey now. You can't like the bible and not like Bush. That's just unamerican.
alexandra 390 2007-06-02 17:24:54.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

Hey now. You can't like the bible and not like Bush. That's just unamerican.


LOL

I have an anti-Bush bumper sticker and a Repent America sticker on my van...I bet some heads asplode around here....
nih- 1367 2007-06-02 17:30:38.0 login to vote score 0
alexandra:

LOL

I have an anti-Bush bumper sticker and a Repent America sticker on my van...I bet some heads asplode around here....


They probably think you're crazy. Deviating from the accepted local norm is crazy talk. Avoid large stacks of kindling in case anyone has any opportunistic ideas.
alexandra 390 2007-06-02 17:59:56.0 login to vote score 0
nih-:

They probably think you're crazy. Deviating from the accepted local norm is crazy talk. Avoid large stacks of kindling in case anyone has any opportunistic ideas.


I'll also be on the lookout for anyone with pitchforks.

tarrant84 30 2007-06-02 18:54:26.0 login to vote score 0
brazil:

just kidding. i'm on a 30 day now because of supposed queue abuse. but i now understand that it's a concerted effort to drive a select group of people off of TF and F in order to satisfy sponsor requirements.


Yep.

You probably don't know it yet, I bet they permaban you when your ban is lifted.
sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 19:16:13.0 login to vote score 0
alexandra:

Do you believe your religious views are 100% correct and above critical review?
ratfucker 470 2007-06-02 19:19:17.0 login to vote score 0

This got me banned. SFW:



brazil:

what proof is there of shadow banning?


Proof of Shadowbanning:

http://ergh.org/farkdeceit/
alexandra 390 2007-06-02 19:28:02.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

Do you believe your religious views are 100% correct and above critical review?


Can you tell me what exactly what you mean by "religious views"? I don't follow any organized religion.
sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 19:34:28.0 login to vote score 0
alexandra: Can you tell me what exactly what you mean by "religious views"? I don't follow any organized religion.

Your Christian beliefs.
alexandra 390 2007-06-02 19:39:49.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

Your Christian beliefs.


It's really simple. Man's works won't earn him a ticket to heaven. Jesus paid the price for you, all you have to do is accept it. I know, seems too simple, doesn't it?

I'm a moderator at Final Authority, which is a King James Bible forum, so if you'd like to check it out....
sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 19:41:58.0 login to vote score 0
alexandra: It's really simple. Man's works won't earn him a ticket to heaven. Jesus paid the price for you, all you have to do is accept it. I know, seems too simple, doesn't it?

You didn't answer my question: Are you inerrant in your beliefs; do you place any value in doubt over the theology you profess?
alexandra 390 2007-06-02 19:48:21.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

You didn't answer my question: Are you inerrant in your beliefs; do you place any value in doubt over the theology you profess?


Well, the Bible says prove all things...I know that what I believe is right. And that's not to sound uppity or holier-than-thou, though it may come across that way.
sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 19:56:48.0 login to vote score 0
alexandra: Well, the Bible says prove all things...I know that what I believe is right. And that's not to sound uppity or holier-than-thou, though it may come across that way.

So you have reached a point that you know you will never adjust your theology?
alexandra 390 2007-06-02 20:03:35.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

So you have reached a point that you know you will never adjust your theology?


Don't know. I used to believe in replacement theology, meaning the church replaces Israel, until someone showed me Scripture that supports dispensationalism--and this was in the past month or so. And the Bible makes more sense now. I no longer believe in replacement theology.

As a Christian you have to learn and grow. But the core of it is, Jesus dying on the cross to pay for sins. That will never change.
sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 20:13:39.0 login to vote score 0
alexandra: As a Christian you have to learn and grow. But the core of it is, Jesus dying on the cross to pay for sins. That will never change.

Well that's cool that you allow your faith to evolve. Do you believe the bible should be taken literally? Do you believe that there is any value in other translations?
alexandra 390 2007-06-02 20:29:28.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

Well that's cool that you allow your faith to evolve. Do you believe the bible should be taken literally? Do you believe that there is any value in other translations?


Yes, the Bible should be taken literally--but not literally literally. Like the Creation account, that's literal. Prophecies in Revelation...you learn what the symbols mean. The Bible is for Christians to live by.

The King James is the only accurate English translation today. Other versions actually omit verses...for example, the King James warns against someone who would be angry at his brother without cause--while another version would warn against someone who would be angry at his brother. See what I'm saying?
sunofsam 241 2007-06-02 20:40:06.0 login to vote score 0
alexandra:

Yes, the Bible should be taken literally--but not literally literally. Like the Creation account, that's literal. Prophecies in Revelation...you learn what the symbols mean. The Bible is for Christians to live by.


Wait; how do you qualify that Genesis is literal but revelations is not?

Especially considering

Genesis 4:17 "And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch." When the hell did his wife enter the scene?

And Genesis 6:14 "They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort."

This is an old one, but wouldn't that imply that the dinosaurs were on the ark? I thought the way you rectified this was that they were destroyed in the flood, but if this is literally correct every beast should have been on that boat. Are dinosaurs not beasts?
hornswaggler 994 2007-06-02 22:06:51.0 login to vote score 0
sunofsam:

Wait; how do you qualify that Genesis is literal but revelations is not?

Especially considering

Genesis 4:17 "And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch." When the hell did his wife enter the scene?

And Genesis 6:14 "They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort."

This is an old one, but wouldn't that imply that the dinosaurs were on the ark? I thought the way you rectified this was that they were destroyed in the flood, but if this is literally correct every beast should have been on that boat. Are dinosaurs not beasts?


Because you're asking for it:


hornswaggler 994 2007-06-02 22:18:23.0 login to vote score 0
Here's an image of mine that didn't result in any time outs, bans, or shadow bans:



Some guy was trying to get free design work for his band, named above. So to be "helpful," I submitted this image.

I have quite a few instances of events where I submitted stuff that was worse than things other people have been banned for on TOS, but I haven't been kicked off.

Not that I think the above image merits being banned, but it's arguably explicit, so whatever.
ku_no_ichi 0 2007-06-02 23:00:38.0 login to vote score 1
My countless hissy fits and threadjacking lap dances never resulted in a ban.


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