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The mohawk isn't real.
is this why the mohawk?
Nope. I'm just one of those Tom's dick is hairy people you always hear about.
Boas Festas!
Here's an article about a new version of the iphone (and other mac stuff) rumored to be announced at the next macworld.
I hate crazy wimmin unless they are a LOT smaller than me...
It's not that I like crazy women, I just seem to get them. Maybe, subconciously, I don't want to ruin any more 'good' women, so I go for the trainwrecks. Yes, I have meditated upon this, wondering why I don't have a normal life.
No one can sneak up on me. I have 3 dogs, widely spaced, and they alert on anything moving in the woods or road. And unless someone knows the proper commands (and speaks Russian), they won't stop. I'm a very light sleeper, and the only way that a bear got close enough to sniff of my head is because it was a black bear, and they are like very large cats.
The other people that tried to stab me weren't women, nor were the people that shot at me. Both times the bullets hit me, they were both in the legs (that was in a 'past life' as we say) but I got away with just some scars. I also still have a bullet hole in the windshield of one of my trucks to remind me of things.
I'm not angry, just frustrated. Because alexandra is just the tip of the iceberg. You would not believe how many female (and male) undergrads I've met at UGA who were strident anti-feminists while spouting mainstream feminist thought. If more people worked for gender-blind equality, the agenda would move faster.
It's hard because the language is constantly being defined by the opposition. For example, Equal marriage rights are what the gay community would like to see. When it's positioned as 'gay marriage" there are a ton of perception problems.
I would love to see the terms "Equalist" used. I think it's a sensible way to express the idea that men and women should be equal under the law while understanding that there are differences between men and women, just as there are differences between some people and other people. Those differences just have no business being manifest into law.
Boas Festas!
night jin. i think i'll take this as my chance to slip out the door too.
thanks for the enjoyable thread all.
No he's a cop and straight afaik. But then again, why would he tell me anything? It's not like I am important or anything like that? (***whine***).
token: Yeah, I'm at about 225, 6'1. The goal by summer is to be under 200. I've lost almost 20lbs in 6 months by changing my habits. If I could leave the chocolate alone and stop dabbing so much Avon, I would be better off.
*Avon is not really Avon, if you know what I mean.
'Dabbing Avon'.... This is a new one on me. I have no idea?
I was told there would be no math, or Shakespeare?
Nah. We were doing a punk clown thing at Charlotte Pride in 2005. We even got my lesbian in on it.
She's got huge ta-ta's, not that there is anything wrong with that.
It's green. It stinks. *puff puff*
BTW the logic follows that if the price of the iphone drops, the ipod touch will drop also - but that's just speculation. A new slim mac book? Nice. Still won't be able to play games with it but at least it will be more like a sony vaio :p
totalsecurity: It's not that I like crazy women, I just seem to get them. Maybe, subconciously, I don't want to ruin any more 'good' women, so I go for the trainwrecks. Yes, I have meditated upon this, wondering why I don't have a normal life.
Because you like crazy wimmin. I do believe it is genetic. And believe me - they are easy to spot. I hd a roomate who loved crazy wimmin. I went out bowling with my friend (who is now my husband) and he had a friend who was a crazy CRAZY woman. It gets to the point where you can just tell by the posture. Anyway, I told him that if he ever introduced her to my roomate I would never speak to him again. One restraining order too many. I do not walk that road again...
And Black Bears aren't all that bad, but then again, they are really small down here. I know up by you they eat nuclear waste and are 600lbs, but down here they are the size of the dog and don't hibernate at all.
'Dabbing Avon'
because it stinks...
LMAO!!!!!!!! OK that one went into Cmos...
This is how conservatives win fights- they change the perception of the public about issues by shaping the language that is used. "Partial-birth abortion," "death tax," and so on. Words have power, and they have even more power over relatively unintelligent people. Most American voters are not that bright- conservative voters especially. It's a strategy that works, unfortunately.
people who post pictures of themselves tend to behave as better, more responsible members of the community.
theories?
Dude... EJ0 posted his pic. Michaelmoron posted his pic. The two most disruptive members next to VK. Has VK posted his pic? We know he's a "7 foot tall anthropomorphic wolf"...
tarrant84 or anyone else who happened to save that pic please post it.
I have to disagree. Neocons do that. Real conservatives really do believe in more freedom for the individual and smaller government. There aren't many left in places of power these days. Thanks to GWB and his administration, being a conservative is a thing of shame.
/Fiscal conservative, social liberal. Don't tell me how to live my life and I won't bother you with yours.
Sorry, I wanted with all my heart to up-vote that, but I had to knock it down, this is a SFW thread.
=)
That's really true. I am reading more about the 'Blank Slate' (Stephen Pinker). Figures largely into whatour current philosophy is, why certain policies are. Annoying because a lot of it was drilled into me in college without my understanding the philosophy behind it. Has to do with there is no such thing as individuality, that all there is is culture, and that culture is 'autonomous', as in it exists outside people. Culture is an external force that shapes everything and everyone, etc. I never really thought of it before, but if that is the case, there is no such thing as individuality because individuals can be explained in terms of culture.
It's like a reaction to social darwinism - race, etc. and other constructs do not exist because culture shapes those things. Social darwinism is the extreme end of the scale. Now we are finding out that things like heredity and biology can shape your identity, but they are also things that are often highly specialized, regardless of what the drug companies want you to think...
tarrant84 or anyone else who happened to save that pic please post it.
The VK or ej0 one?
I am not going to post the ej0 pic (nor do I have it saved), because he clearly doesn't want it posted. Not that it matters legally, but personally, I don't see a reason to keep re-posting a pic that he doesn't want posted. I try not to draw that line.
VK...he's a furfag.
There's a few of them from some catfight between two models, outside of some London club. Found months ago on some GIS, just saved for the right time to post.
I am not going to post the ej0 pic (nor do I have it saved), because he clearly doesn't want it posted. Not that it matters legally, but personally, I don't see a reason to keep re-posting a pic that he doesn't want posted. I try not to draw that line.
VK...he's a furfag.
Oh FUCK you had to bring up fur, didn't you?
I am not going to post the ej0 pic (nor do I have it saved), because he clearly doesn't want it posted. Not that it matters legally, but personally, I don't see a reason to keep re-posting a pic that he doesn't want posted. I try not to draw that line.
VK...he's a furfag.
The VK profile pic.
Furfag.
I'm somewhat of a closet objectivist? Insofar as I like any ideology, it seems to make some sense.
Thankee
VK'S FURFAGGOTRY HAS POLLUTED THE INTERBUTT LONG ENOUGH!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When did M&Ms post his pic? I must have missed that one.
The median IQ is 90. So if you, effectively, eliminated everyone with an IQ of less than 110 you'd probably get rid of three quarters of the earth's population.
Is this a bad thing? Probably not.
It was a group shout at a college, and he said: "Guess which one is me."
He eventually showed which one was him.
Is this a bad thing? Probably not.
Absolutely not. It would be so great.
/Fiscal conservative, social liberal. Don't tell me how to live my life and I won't bother you with yours.
My apologies, you are correct. I inadvertently tend to refer to neocons as "conservatives," but in all fairness the neocons have hijacked the Republican party and the conservatives that so long supported it.
True conservatives should speak out more though, if they expect not to get any splash damage. Same goes with mainstream Christians and the fundie whack-jobs who so loudly claim to speak for them. Qui tacet consentire videtur (He who is silent is understood to consent).
True conservatives should speak out more though, if they expect not to get any splash damage. Same goes with mainstream Christians and the fundie whack-jobs who so loudly claim to speak for them. Qui tacet consentire videtur (He who is silent is understood to consent).
If we got rid of the neocons, I honestly think we could get back to having somewhat reasonable conversations as the extremists would appear to be a lot more obvious.
It's said to think people would send pictures of their tits for a $5 a month sponsorship just so they can sit in attention whore threads and feel the slim of a bandwidth bukkake over their internet persona.
We have dudes that do that here... why is that any different?
you're making me lose my wood.
I'll drink to that, babe. ;) But honestly, avowed liberal types like me won't carry any weight on that war front.
If you want to take back your side from the neocons, it will have to be you and other Christians who do it. They don't claim to speak for me anyway, and anything I say can be written off as liberal hogwash. What needs to happen is for other conservatives, other Christians, to stand up and say no- you do not speak for me. Because otherwise they do.
RINOs. Republicans in Name Only.
It's like a PARTY!
FURFAGGOTS ARE HALF A STEP ABOVE PEDOS
True, but some of us don't generally post pics just because we don't want them widely dispersed for anybody to photoshop into whatever.
*shrug* I hope I'm at least a decent contributor to the site, lack of pics notwithstanding.
Also, what this site needs is less elite TFers, less cliques, and pretty much less crow and all of ku/karion's minions.
It's fine how it is. If you don't like it, don't post.
The fuck it was, I was there and bboy tol' me bout it.
\i was kidding, yeesh
And if that's directed at me, eat a dick.
Hey. Where'd you get those boots?
In the butt, I'd guess.
Is this a bad thing? Probably not.
I'm surprised it's that high to be honest.
This is true, but it's not limited to conservatives. "Gun Control" is really about "Civilian Disarmament", since the government and its agents have no interest in giving up THEIR guns.
I got mine at Leatherwerks Charlotte. Used to be a gay leather store I owned. Here's a link to an online store. I would recommend Leatherwerks (my parent company) in Ft. Lauderdale, but you can find them cheaper elsewhere.
errr. Mine were 19". Sold them on eBay a few months back. The buyer ended up being a nasty fucker. And I mean that with the best intentions possible. :)
Excellent. I've been looking for leather snakeboots for a while now, but those you were wearing were more like what I wanted.
Thank you sir!
Why is there a grenade in the background of that page?
Is this a bad thing? Probably not.
Then who'd clean up your shit? I've sadly noticed that a percentage of people who claim a high IQ don't want to deal with the physical side of life that requires manual labor and chores. *Yes, I know there are exceptions.* If you eliminate those who do non-collegiate jobs, no one will be left to be your garbage person, your sewer maintenance person, your parks department person, the person who mops your floors, empties your trash and cleans your bathroom at work, the water department workers, the grocery store stockers, the fast food workers, the highway builders, etc. I could go on. I'm not puting these jobs down, I've worked a few of them myself. I'm just saying that there's a place and a niche for each of us no matter how educated or uneducated or high IQ we are. How well would your world work without the stability of society?
Someone should make a tv show about the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible.
Bingo! This is why I get such a kick out of Ayn Rand types. They claim how society would be so much better with only their ilk, but I always wonder who the hell will clean out the septic tanks. They get very quiet when I point this out.
Hm. Maybe a show about jobs that are dirty. They could get a manly man to do the show hosting.
What would we call it though?
What would we call it though?
Disgusting Occupations! I love it. We should get this guy:
Hmm... a disgusting host for disgusting occupations. I like it! Though I'd go for another host...
Man, I hate pictures of attractive women so much. God damn, I'd vote it down, but that would acknowledge its existence.
Eeeyech. To each their own, but to me, between her voice, her "food", and her appearance, Rachael Ray is the nastiest thing this side of Janet Reno.
They would either do it themselves, or perish.
I haul my own garbage, do my own gardening, clean up my dogs shit, hell I even built my own road, cleared my land, serviced my equipment, put in my electric from the main line, etc. etc.
I haul my own garbage, do my own gardening, clean up my dogs shit, hell I even built my own road, cleared my land, serviced my equipment, put in my electric from the main line, etc. etc.
Can I come live with you? I promise, I won't try to convert you. I want to move to the middle of nowhere and build my own house.
Seconded. Once the kids move out and we get right side of this mortgage, I'd like to flip this house and move about 30 minutes from where we're at at the moment. Close enough to civilization to be tenable for the wife, far enough away from civilization to have a couple of small crops and some goats.
I don't live in the middle of nowhere, I live in the paradise of somewhere. Go to my flickr page for an example (tokositna).
And I'm not concerned about being 'converted', one penis is a full time job to control.
You must first be certain you can handle it. However, you would not be the first person, nor the last, that thought they could come to Alaska and live their dream, only to leave unfulfilled.
That's about 5 miles for me. I want 10 acres on a hill. I want to build my own house. It would look something like this:
This was built in Georgia. If you orient the house properly, it stays cool in summer, warm in winter.
How far is the nearest Target?
I couldn't do the solitary life in the cold. I like NC weather.
This was built in Georgia. If you orient the house properly, it stays cool in summer, warm in winter.
token: That's about 5 miles for me. I want 10 acres on a hill. I want to build my own house. It would look something like this:
This was built in Georgia. If you orient the house properly, it stays cool in summer, warm in winter.
Yanno, I like the way you think. Our house as it is is oriented to where there are no windows facing east/west. This is a fantastic thing during the summer, which in Texas can be fairly ugly.
I'm not even concerned about hills, since I'm a native Texan and hills are somewhat foreign to me. I just want something where I don't have an HOA, don't have to worry about doing what I want to, and can walk outside without having to see neighbors.
It's really easy to design for the environment. I'm not talking about Al Gore's environment. So many designers look at every site as a flat spot for them to put their building. They rarely take into consideration small things like windows and doors, overhangs, etc that would make a tremendous difference in the quality of life inside their buildings. And for god's sake, let people open a window every now and then.
I couldn't do the solitary life in the cold. I like NC weather.
Target? How the hell should I know?
And it's not cold here now, it's 21.4F in the shade right now. The cold snap came and went. And when I was at Ft. Bragg one time, it was pretty cold. Another time, it was smothering hot and humid.
If anyone does not deserve a ban, it's Goenie(...)
Suxxors.
/Yes I know this thread is (a) dead or (b) gone somewhere else. Deal with it.
Whatever. It's 65 in my house and I'm shivering. It's 57 here. It's been dark for two hours. Very unusual weather for us. It should be around 40 normally.
I saw something on This Old House Hour that got me intrigued: redirecting the downspouts from your rain gutters into an underground watering system for a garden. I'm thinking there's some sort of that thing I could do for my intended gardens with some artfully placed whiskey barrels and the right PVC tubing and whatnot. A couple of flow regulators and some drip irrigation tubing, and I might be in business.
I'm also going to end up covering a lot of grass with some nice rock paving, thereby reducing my water needs, and making some play areas for my daughters swingset that she's getting for Xmas.
/also has some other stuff he's going to do with installing motion detector lights to keep from having to leave the front porch light on while we're gone
It's 59 here. Starting to get dark. In a couple hours it will be 40 or less. High was 70 today - had to run the A/C in the car... Low last night was 32.5.
/Darned desert climate!
Then I would suggest that, if you still consider living here, do as the Snowbirds do: live here for 5 months, and fly south the rest of the year.
HAH! Snowbirds. That's fantabulous.
/wouldn't move that far north
//I'm much better in the heat thanks.
/wouldn't move that far north
//I'm much better in the heat thanks.
That's what we derisively refer to them as: Snowbirds. When the snow falls, they fly away.
Considering that Alcohol is a depressant, go fuckin' figure, eh?
Yeah. I hate the cold, so I'm definitely out on the Alaska thing. But the country thing I can do. I actually need to do some shopping to prepare for gigs up north. Need a hood for my Carhartt and some gloves with thinsulate or some such liner.
Oh, and some boots that'll work for biz casual. Thinking lined eastlands or something.
If you want to take back your side from the neocons, it will have to be you and other Christians who do it. They don't claim to speak for me anyway, and anything I say can be written off as liberal hogwash. What needs to happen is for other conservatives, other Christians, to stand up and say no- you do not speak for me. Because otherwise they do.
If you are still about - yeah, I agree. Wonder why the archbishop of Canterbury is being so vocal about things like the 'three kings' likely being a myth and such? Because that/the cult that shares those views represents a rise in Paganism, moreso than Christianity.
If you're a Pagan, be a Pagan, and may God Bless you :)
Oh and I gots me some old skool Doc Martins 18 eye lace up boots! I don't like the ones you have on because they are too shitkicker. I like mine because they are that sort of Ox Blood leather, more slender in the calf.
Of course, you are a dude :p Now I have this thing for you because you look like my brother Danny! Bah! Incest! Or rather, narcissism in the extreme :p