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    someone who may or may not be Chief Slappahoe 2008-03-13 16:12:55.0 login to vote score 2


    "First White Man steal my Squaws and my Land...No he steal my headline."
    someone who may or may not be Youwhinetoomuch 2008-03-13 16:17:33.0 login to vote score 0


    "Rest easy my Chief, offer him Peace pipe and change name to Chief Killabowl..."
    rocket lawn chair 288 2008-03-13 16:17:57.0 login to vote score 1
    Chief Slappahoe: "First White Man steal my Squaws and my Land...No he steal my headline."


    There you go, now you got something to do.
    totalsecurity 1281 2008-03-13 16:20:52.0 login to vote score 0
    Here's a much better article

    Faux News dumbs everything down, probably to avoid brainhurting their audience.
    the bon_scott 1073 2008-03-13 16:23:14.0 login to vote score 0
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:24:03.0 login to vote score 0

    how does that joke go...where the indian ends up using the cadillac eldorado for a chicken coop?




    lifelike 774 2008-03-13 16:25:03.0 login to vote score 0
    Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve and Eve.
    galileo 3288 2008-03-13 16:26:18.0 login to vote score 0
    damn thee who links a beaner to fucking fox.com. i couldn't get outta there fast enough.
    sockpuppet 2985 2008-03-13 16:27:13.0 login to vote score 7
    A Kiowa man has six beautiful children, and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home my little mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
    farkmeblind 482 2008-03-13 16:29:00.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: A Kiowa man has six beautiful children, and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home my little mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

    Not only new to me, also funny. +1.


    rocket lawn chair 288 2008-03-13 16:29:49.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Not only new to me, also funny. +1.

    Yes, I quite agree.

    OH THE PAIN!


    /see the queue
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:30:43.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Not only new to me, also funny. +1.

    Are you related to KlumtheFark?
    farkmeblind 482 2008-03-13 16:34:07.0 login to vote score 0
    rocket lawn chair: Yes, I quite agree.

    OH THE PAIN!


    /see the queue


    I'm not sure how bat-faced Nicole Kidman is relevant, but okay.
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:34:39.0 login to vote score 3
    I love Indian Jokes



    There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

    One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

    They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."

    The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

    Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

    The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"

    rocket lawn chair 288 2008-03-13 16:35:30.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I'm not sure how bat-faced Nicole Kidman is relevant, but okay.

    Swing and a miss.
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:36:30.0 login to vote score 1
    A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last
    compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm
    sorry, I can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:37:20.0 login to vote score 0
    Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. " Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??"
    "No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Gym class. All the other boys had little small 3 inch penises, mine is at least 3 or 4 times that size. Is that because I am Sardar ??" The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:39:43.0 login to vote score 2
    Q. What is the difference between a hindu woman and a basketball team?
    A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.


    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:41:52.0 login to vote score 1
    Q: What do you do when Kumar, the Cowardly hindu throws a grenade at you?
    A: Pull the pin and throw it back.


    sockpuppet 2985 2008-03-13 16:42:02.0 login to vote score 0
    rocket lawn chair: Swing and a miss.

    Kew Kommandoes?
    rocket lawn chair 288 2008-03-13 16:42:29.0 login to vote score 0
    sockpuppet: Kew Kommandoes?

    Keeeeep looking.
    farkmeblind 482 2008-03-13 16:43:02.0 login to vote score 0
    rocket lawn chair: Keeeeep looking.

    Weizenbaum is dead...
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:43:14.0 login to vote score 2
    Stinginess
    A gujarati hindu went to do some shopping in the bazaar. He asked the price of a stereo for which the vendor told Rs. 2,000. The hindu asked for Rs. 1,000.
    The vendor replied he could give it for Rs. 1800, to which the hindu said, "No, no, only Rs. 900."
    The vendor said ok, I will give it for Rs. 1500, to which the hindu bargained Rs. 750.
    It was going on like this when finally out of irritation the vendor said he would give the hindu the stereo for free. The hindu replied, "Why not two?"

    A hindu is in Delhi. He is walking along a street which has a clock tower when someone asks him if he wants to purchase the clock in the tower. The hindu is very impressed by this great deal and says, "Yes."
    "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man takes the money and disappears.
    After waiting for several hours, the hindu suddenly realizes he was taken for a ride. On the next day, the hindu is again walking along the same street, and again the same man asks him if he wants to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
    The hindu with a wink in his eye says, "I am not a fool. Here's the money, but this time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

    A gujarati hindu buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim the money and the man verifies his ticket number.
    The hindu says, "I want my $20 million."
    The man replies, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out over the next 19 years."
    The hindu screams, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT NOW! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my $1 back!"

    rocket lawn chair 288 2008-03-13 16:44:08.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Weizenbaum is dead...

    It's a discussion.
    farkmeblind 482 2008-03-13 16:44:17.0 login to vote score 1
    rocket lawn chair: Keeeeep looking.

    Ohhh, the Cowardly Internet Racist is the Kew Kommando? Meh, I already knew screwface was here.
    rocket lawn chair 288 2008-03-13 16:45:51.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Ohhh, the Cowardly Internet Racist is the Kew Kommando? Meh, I already knew screwface was here.

    Gah no.

    OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN!
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 16:54:00.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Ohhh, the Cowardly Internet Racist is the Kew Kommando? Meh, I already knew screwface was here.

    I had nothing to do with that internet racist submission
    farkmeblind 482 2008-03-13 17:05:41.0 login to vote score 2
    screwface_got_four_eyes: I had nothing to do with that internet racist submission

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I believe you.

    No.

    Really.
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 18:21:05.0 login to vote score 2
    Rght. blv y.

    N.

    Rlly.

    Srsly. ts nt my cp f t.

    dmn cpy cts
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 18:22:12.0 login to vote score 1
    bt my 0th3r c0ntr1bt10ns w3r3 l00k3d d0wn 0n 1 gz
    farkmeblind 482 2008-03-13 18:35:58.0 login to vote score 0
    screwface_got_four_eyes: bt my 0th3r c0ntr1bt10ns w3r3 l00k3d d0wn 0n 1 gz

    Kinda sucks, don't it?

    Best of luck sleeping it off. I feel for ya.
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-13 18:46:02.0 login to vote score 1
    Knd scks, dn't t?

    Bst f lck slpng t ff. fl fr y.

    ss 0k. w4s s0r4 c00l
    eddie van helsing 3192 2008-03-13 18:51:53.0 login to vote score 0
    Only six distinct maternal lineages? No wonder they all died of smallpox. They were fucking inbred.
    farkmeblind 482 2008-03-13 18:56:48.0 login to vote score 0
    eddie van helsing: Only six distinct maternal lineages? No wonder they all died of smallpox. They were f**king inbred.

    Not compared to cheetahs. They're basically all the same cat.
    someone who may or may not be HAHAHAHHAHA 2008-03-14 02:51:00.0 login to vote score 1
    screwface_got_four_eyes: I had nothing to do with that internet racist submission

    screwface_got_four_eyes: Rght. blv y.

    N.

    Rlly.

    Srsly. ts nt my cp f t.

    dmn cpy cts


    PWNT.

    L0S3R.
    screwface_got_four_eyes 812 2008-03-14 09:17:53.0 login to vote score 0
    HAHAHAHHAHA: PWNT.

    L0S3R.


    fuck your mother
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