Need some creativity from bN

What would be a creative and romantic way to propose to my girlfriend of over 4 years?

Do her sister.

Stick in her pooper as a surprise.

Don't ask, tell her.

You're sure she's over 4 years?

Ask her father.

Dang it rahree. I came in here to say that.


As a surprise while playing with her pooper, stick the ring up there.

smackymac: Dang it rahree. I came in here to say that.


As a surprise while playing with her pooper, stick the ring up there.

Then propose in the emergency room?

smackymac: Dang it rahree. I came in here to say that.


As a surprise while playing with her pooper, stick the ring up there.

Hey! That one is better. She'll poop and find the surprise.

fuckyou: Then propose in the emergency room?

No. On the internet. One guy, a girl and a cup! Brilliant!

a treasure hunt. Plant a treasure map in your basement behind an old painting, then when you're cleaning out the attic, which girls love to do, notice the treasure map, which takes you into an underground labyrinth, where you will eventually overcome many obstacles to find the treasure of the pirate one eyed willy. along the way you will encounter the tortellis and sloth and be forced to do the truffle shuffle but in the end you will not have any gold because the pirate ship sails away into the sunset, but your mexican stereotype housemaid finds a sack full of jewels in the pocket of your asian tech nerd friend and you will save the goondocks, and in that sack full of jewels is a ring and a marriage proposal.

seriously, shove it up her ass with some super glue. When she has to go to the doctor to get an MRI be like "surprise!"

A female's ass is too much of a thing of beauty to be referred to by so crass a word as "pooper".

rahree: No. On the internet. One guy, a girl and a cup! Brilliant!

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Entice her into having sex with another man while you watch. When she is about to orgasm, propose to her. It'll drive her crazy!

reed solomon: a treasure hunt. Plant a treasure map in your basement behind an old painting, then when you're cleaning out the attic, which girls love to do, notice the treasure map, which takes you into an underground labyrinth, where you will eventually overcome many obstacles to find the treasure of the pirate one eyed willy. along the way you will encounter the tortellis and sloth and be forced to do the truffle shuffle but in the end you will not have any gold because the pirate ship sails away into the sunset, but your mexican stereotype housemaid finds a sack full of jewels in the pocket of your asian tech nerd friend and you will save the goondocks, and in that sack full of jewels is a ring and a marriage proposal.

Wow...you oughta send that to Hollywood!

They might make a movie outta that!

reed solomon: a treasure hunt. Plant a treasure map in your basement behind an old painting, then when you're cleaning out the attic, which girls love to do, notice the treasure map, which takes you into an underground labyrinth, where you will eventually overcome many obstacles to find the treasure of the pirate one eyed willy. along the way you will encounter the tortellis and sloth and be forced to do the truffle shuffle but in the end you will not have any gold because the pirate ship sails away into the sunset, but your mexican stereotype housemaid finds a sack full of jewels in the pocket of your asian tech nerd friend and you will save the goondocks, and in that sack full of jewels is a ring and a marriage proposal.

I think idea is "♪ Good enough! (good enough) It's gooooood enough, good for enough for subbbbbbyy ya ya ya ya ya ya♪

I would not accept a proposal done in the majority of the manners mentioned here. Is there something so wrong about a bended knee?

rocket lawn chair: I think idea is "♪ Good enough! (good enough) It's gooooood enough, good for enough for subbbbbbyy ya ya ya ya ya ya♪

I always wanted to bone Cyndi Lauper.

Is this normal?

flyingpig: I always wanted to bone Cyndi Lauper.

Is this normal?

So have I. Now what do you think?

fuckyou: I would not accept a proposal done in the majority of the manners mentioned here. Is there something so wrong about a bended knee?

HaHA! So you ARE a woman!

flyingpig: A female's ass is too much of a thing of beauty to be referred to by so crass a word as "pooper".

You prefer "turdcutter?"

flyingpig: I always wanted to bone Cyndi Lauper.

Is this normal?

80's Cyndi? Yea sure. Cyndi today? Not recommended by me anyways.

fuckyou: I would not accept a proposal done in the majority of the manners mentioned here. Is there something so wrong about a bended knee?

STOP PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL!

rocket lawn chair: So have I. Now what do you think?

Holy shit, I checked her Wikipedia article and she's 3 years older than my mom. Eww eww ewwwww.

take her to a major sports venue and have the team mascot do it on the jumbotron and wait for an answer.

fuckyou: I would not accept a proposal done in the majority of the manners mentioned here. Is there something so wrong about a bended knee?

you're such a romantic dear

Seriously, it's probably best to plan a proposal around something your girlfriend likes.

reed solomon: Seriously, it's probably best to plan a proposal around something your girlfriend likes.

have his best friend do it while he's fucking her? you sure that's the right way?

the electric jackass: You prefer "turdcutter?"

Tagg'd.

reed solomon: Seriously, it's probably best to plan a proposal around something your girlfriend likes.

So... wrap it in money, dip it in chocolate, and hang it off of the neighbor's dick?

fuckyou: Is there something so wrong about bended knees?

That's a great idea. Let her suck it from his penis. fuckyou, you are a genius.

fuckyou: I would not accept a proposal done in the majority of the manners mentioned here. Is there something so wrong about a bended knee?

Because that's so 19th-20th Century and all...

Besides, AI sought out the advice of bN...a mistake on his part.

rahree: That's a great idea. Let her suck it from his penis. fuckyou, you are a genius.

If her finger is big enough to need a ring that fits around your dick, she's either fat or you have a tiny penis. Are you sure this is what you want to do?

fuckyou: If her finger is big enough to need a ring that fits around your dick, she's either fat or you have a tiny penis. Are you sure this is what you want to do?

Ha. One of the doctors at my job was telling us a story she heard about doctors removing a wedding ring from a guy's dick.

We basically said the same thing you just said.

fuckyou: If her finger is big enough to need a ring that fits around your dick, she's either fat or you have a tiny penis. Are you sure this is what you want to do?

Why are you asking me? I'm not getting married!

rahree: Why are you asking me? I'm not getting married!

Because you wrote it. And you are the submitter.

fuckyou: Because you wrote it. And you are the submitter.

You're right, honey. So, the surprise is over. How do you want me to propose to you?

rahree: You're right, honey. So, the surprise is over. How do you want me to propose to you?

In the real world.

fuckyou: In the real world.

NEVER!

I sort of think it has to be personalized.

So if I were proposing to Jennifer Aniston, I would cellect all of her films and television shows into a set of DVDs, beautifully design a package cover and present them to her with a tiny box on top. When she asked what was in the box, I would let her open it. Sure enough, the still warm ashes of an immolated Brad Pitt would be simmering in the box. I would then get on my knees and pull her close to me, whispering:

"The pants i'm wearing are made from the skin of David Shwimmer..."

rahree: NEVER!

And there's your answer.

fuckyou: And there's your answer.

C'mon! I just logged on to Everquest. I'm waiting!

Tell her you have been hiding the fact that you have the AIDS and no one else would want her now.

Fake your death and do the whole funeral home thing, then when your girlfriend comes to cry at your casket jump up and asked her to marry you!


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