Guaranteed to piss you: this clown makes 200k/year and only has to "show up" 8 days a year.

notsuebhoney: I have learned never to click links in irc or forums posted by people I do not know.

I still have the seven cds picture. I'll post it here. That will prove my existance.

strayling: I would ;)

\ I did it for the lulz!

You're a wild man, outta control. Somebody stop him! He will kill us allllllllllll!!eleventeen!!!1!

emeraldmage: The gangster of love...with clowns to the left of him and jokers to the right...is he stuck in the middle with whom???

♪ Stuck in the middle with Xenu ♫

emeraldmage: The gangster of love...with clowns to the left of him and jokers to the right...is he stuck in the middle with whom???

Gerry Rafferty?

stimp: Some people call him the space cowboy.

tagged space cowboy

valentinselezynov: I still have the seven cds picture. I'll post it here. That will prove my existance.


That won't prove anything other than you have an old picture of someone. I believe that would be why she was asking for a picture of something we haven't seen yet...

valentinselezynov: It wasn't real, but i don't think i was being an assclown. What's an assclown. Chris Jericho used to use the word.

ass-noun is basically an insult calling you useless.

"Asshat" Who would ever need a hat for their ass?
"Asstard" You're a retarded ass; thus you're useless.
"Assclown" is along the same lines. Who would go see a clown that specialized in asses?

I'm excited, Myspace might reinstate me, when they do i probably wont use this forum anymore because we can't have avatars or signatures.

strayling: ♪ Stuck in the middle with Xenu ♫


If I had more than a +1 to give I would give it. That made laugh...

strayling: ♪ Stuck in the middle with Xenu ♫

Awesome!

emeraldmage: valentinselezynov: I still have the seven cds picture. I'll post it here. That will prove my existance.


That won't prove anything other than you have an old picture of someone. I believe that would be why she was asking for a picture of something we haven't seen yet...

Nope. I was instructed by people in this forum to take a picture of me holding seven cds, so i did it.

I can take a sign pic right now if i must.

valentinselezynov: Nope. I was instructed by people in this forum to take a picture of me holding seven cds, so i did it.

I can take a sign pic right now if i must.

Ooh do it with a sign that reads: "sup bN?" and today's date! That'd be awesomesauce!

ass-noun, assnoun, asshat, asstard, assclown, asstastic, asstastical, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am, stuck in the middle with you

Umm... where are the posts in this thread about the Florida assclown making 200K and not showing up for work again?

valentinselezynov: Nope. I was instructed by people in this forum to take a picture of me holding seven cds, so i did it.

I can take a sign pic right now if i must.


Ahhh, I forgot the particulars of that photo...carry on then

valentinselezynov: I'm excited, Myspace might reinstate me, when they do i probably wont use this forum anymore because we can't have avatars or signatures.

Is there someone we can write to, like to give character references or something? I mean to help you get re-instated faster.

bN: We're here to help.

injuryproneerik: Umm... where are the posts in this thread about the Florida assclown making 200K and not showing up for work again?


Look just to the right of the entrance to the thread and you'll find a few...but not much more than that...

emeraldmage:
If I had more than a +1 to give I would give it. That made laugh...

If we had a band we could make a YouTube video for Anonymous.

I am tired of this.

It was amusing for awhile and there sure is alot of fun to be had, poking at the 'tards, but I am not so sure who is being played here. This guy gives out his password and then screams about someone using it. Grahams, in his infinite 'nice-ness', bails him out. This creates an epic thread. He gives out his national insurance number. I hope nothing ill toward comes from that faux-pax. Grahams can't bail him out on that one.

The guy threatens us because we are cyber-bullies, but cannot defend himself with his enormous IQ. People like that should stay on AOL.

Attention whoring aside, this is starting to get very old. Tedious even.

Sir, I offer you this: Man up and admit that you are a naive person, perhaps not fully cognizant in the ways of social interaction and begging for attention.

OR you could not say anything, just lurk for awhile and learn the ways of the internet and, thereby, social interaction. Either one will help you more than you bragging about your IQ, your car or your dancing ability - among other things. Because, as we all know, you have an IQ of 280, you are a great dancer and you drive a Mercedes.

injuryproneerik: Umm... where are the posts in this thread about the Florida assclown making 200K and not showing up for work again?

There was some hissing and some spitting at the beginning of the thread, but then lunch happened.

tired of this.: I am tired of this.

It was amusing for awhile and there sure is alot of fun to be had, poking at the 'tards, but I am not so sure who is being played here. This guy gives out his password and then screams about someone using it. Grahams, in his infinite 'nice-ness', bails him out. This creates an epic thread. He gives out his national insurance number. I hope nothing ill toward comes from that faux-pax. Grahams can't bail him out on that one.

The guy threatens us because we are cyber-bullies, but cannot defend himself with his enormous IQ. People like that should stay on AOL.

Attention whoring aside, this is starting to get very old. Tedious even.

Sir, I offer you this: Man up and admit that you are a naive person, perhaps not fully cognizant in the ways of social interaction and begging for attention.

OR you could not say anything, just lurk for awhile and learn the ways of the internet and, thereby, social interaction. Either one will help you more than you bragging about your IQ, your car or your dancing ability - among other things. Because, as we all know, you have an IQ of 280, you are a great dancer and you drive a Mercedes.

You marsh my hellow.

someone who may or may not be tired of this.:
I am not so sure who is being played here.

I think everyone's playing everyone else. Serious business.

kesshi: I just voted all the posts with that national insurance number down (including you asstards who quoted him) because what if that's not really his, but someone else's number? You really shouldn't be messing with that type of shit.

I'm sorry guys, that type of information puts banniNation at risk for legal issues.

+1 for you.

stimp: Is there someone we can write to, like to give character references or something? I mean to help you get re-instated faster.

bN: We're here to help.

Seriously? In protest, we're creating a hundred profiles, and we need people to post with them, using avatars of me. You could also sign the petition i'm about to put on my website.

I speak of the Pompatus of Love.

injuryproneerik: Umm... where are the posts in this thread about the Florida assclown making 200K and not showing up for work again?

Way the hell up near the top...but it's more fun down here.

valentinselezynov: Seriously? In protest, we're creating a hundred profiles, and we need people to post with them, using avatars of me. You could also sign the petition i'm about to put on my website.

I think you can count on our enthusiastic support for this venture. Will we be able to make comments on the petition?

strayling: If we had a band we could make a YouTube video for Anonymous.

What would it be called. The Clown Rape Posse???

kesshi: Ooh do it with a sign that reads: "sup bN?" and today's date! That'd be awesomesauce!

lol.... awesomesauce. they used to say that in the myspace emo forum.

Le sigh.

pass the bacon: Way the hell up near the top...but it's more fun down here.

We are all in the gutter. Some of us just happen to be looking up at the stars.

~ Oscar Wilde

;-)

stimp: I think you can count on our enthusiastic support for this venture. Will we be able to make comments on the petition?

Yep. Bear in mind, the quicker myspace let me back, the quicker i'll leave this forum.

tired of this.: I am tired of this.

It was amusing for awhile and there sure is alot of fun to be had, poking at the 'tards, but I am not so sure who is being played here. This guy gives out his password and then screams about someone using it. Grahams, in his infinite 'nice-ness', bails him out. This creates an epic thread. He gives out his national insurance number. I hope nothing ill toward comes from that faux-pax. Grahams can't bail him out on that one.

The guy threatens us because we are cyber-bullies, but cannot defend himself with his enormous IQ. People like that should stay on AOL.

Attention whoring aside, this is starting to get very old. Tedious even.

Sir, I offer you this: Man up and admit that you are a naive person, perhaps not fully cognizant in the ways of social interaction and begging for attention.

OR you could not say anything, just lurk for awhile and learn the ways of the internet and, thereby, social interaction. Either one will help you more than you bragging about your IQ, your car or your dancing ability - among other things. Because, as we all know, you have an IQ of 280, you are a great dancer and you drive a Mercedes.

I'm pretty much just going to keep doing what i'm doing now.

emeraldmage:
What would it be called. The Clown Rape Posse???

Good question - I'm drawing a blank.

Rage Against the Poop?

Maybe not.

valentinselezynov: Yep. Bear in mind, the quicker myspace let me back, the quicker i'll leave this forum.

Promise?

valentinselezynov: Yep. Bear in mind, the quicker myspace let me back, the quicker i'll leave this forum.


Hollow words Val...words ring hollow

pass the bacon: Promise?

I'd rather be on myspace, it's more my thing. The aesthetics of this forum are substandard.

emeraldmage: strayling: If we had a band we could make a YouTube video for Anonymous.

What would it be called. The Clown Rape Posse???

I thought it was SJ and the Bnettes.

/now appearing at Joe's Old-Tyme Eatery, on the beltline

Alright, fun's fun, but I gotta go make dinner, keep up the good work!

strayling: Rage Against the Poop?

the 10 soldiers and 3200 alt army

tabernash: We are all in the gutter. Some of us just happen to be looking up at the stars.

~ Oscar Wilde

;-)

Lies! It was Chrissie Hynde and you know it.

valentinselezynov: lol.... awesomesauce. they used to say that in the myspace emo forum.

Le sigh.

I don't care who says it elsewhere. I like it. It reminds me of applesauce, which is nomnomnom, but it's awesome!

srsly, are you going to take a "sup bN" picture?

strayling: Lies! It was Chrissie Hynde and you know it.


Damn!!! the pretenders is already taken...

valentinselezynov: I'd rather be on myspace, it's more my thing. The aesthetics of this forum are substandard.

bN: I'd rather be on myspace
bN: The aesthetics of this forum are substandard

Thankee, sir.

tired of this.: I am tired of this.

I know it's the internet at all, but haven't the rest of you figured out that you're probably dealing with someone mentally ill? Seriously, honest-to-God mentally ill. The-lunatics-are-on-the-grass gone. Cookoo. Nutso.

Sometimes I wish his account would get shut down. Take the scissors away from the handicapped guy that just can't figure out how to stop running with them.

I'm sure I'll get blasted for censorship or slippery slope, but the rest of you aren't helping either.

So i was asked to stop attending classes today. I was told that it was down to incidents like the time i yelled at a janiter because he wouldn't shine my shoes. I offerd him $40, but he just rambled on about pride or something. Whatever, who cares.

Anyway, "the straw that broke the camels back" was last Thursday.
It was really really hot, like 100 degrees out, and i'd been sitting there, listening to the professor yammer on for over 10 minutes! And if that's not bad enough, Lindsey sat next to me, and she was wearing perfume that obviously cost less than $300. So i was a bit irritable. The heat was the real problem though.

The professor stopped and asked if anyon ahd question, so i put my hand up and he was like "yes Chelsea" and i said "Could you go get me a coke from the vending machine, here's $80, keep the change". And he goes ape. Starts screaming at me and loosens his tie. "This isn't my job Chelsea, blah blah blah", i told him i asked since he was down on the floor and i was way up at the back, so it'd be easier if he did it, and he like, got to keep the change, but instead he tells me i can buy all the coke i want on my way out of his classroom.

"Cool" i thought, so i left and went home. But a few hours later my daddy calls me in and was all "they don't want you to come back princess". I totally gave him the eyes, and he said "don't worry pumkin, you'll get your diploma anyway, i promise".

So i went out and got ice cream with Jenny and Cloe.

The end.

kesshi: I don't care who says it elsewhere. I like it. It reminds me of applesauce, which is nomnomnom, but it's awesome!

srsly, are you going to take a "sup bN" picture?

Were you being serious? I thought you were kidding, it sounded sarcastic.

the electric jackass: So i was asked to stop attending classes today. I was told that it was down to incidents like the time i yelled at a janiter because he wouldn't shine my shoes. I offerd him $40, but he just rambled on about pride or something. Whatever, who cares.

Anyway, "the straw that broke the camels back" was last Thursday.
It was really really hot, like 100 degrees out, and i'd been sitting there, listening to the professor yammer on for over 10 minutes! And if that's not bad enough, Lindsey sat next to me, and she was wearing perfume that obviously cost less than $300. So i was a bit irritable. The heat was the real problem though.

The professor stopped and asked if anyon ahd question, so i put my hand up and he was like "yes Chelsea" and i said "Could you go get me a coke from the vending machine, here's $80, keep the change". And he goes ape. Starts screaming at me and loosens his tie. "This isn't my job Chelsea, blah blah blah", i told him i asked since he was down on the floor and i was way up at the back, so it'd be easier if he did it, and he like, got to keep the change, but instead he tells me i can buy all the coke i want on my way out of his classroom.

"Cool" i thought, so i left and went home. But a few hours later my daddy calls me in and was all "they don't want you to come back princess". I totally gave him the eyes, and he said "don't worry pumkin, you'll get your diploma anyway, i promise".

So i went out and got ice cream with Jenny and Cloe.

The end.


I remember that blog, it was from one of my alts on myspace.

other theory: I know it's the internet at all, but haven't the rest of you figured out that you're probably dealing with someone mentally ill? Seriously, honest-to-God mentally ill. The-lunatics-are-on-the-grass gone. Cookoo. Nutso.

Sometimes I wish his account would get shut down. Take the scissors away from the handicapped guy that just can't figure out how to stop running with them.

I'm sure I'll get blasted for censorship or slippery slope, but the rest of you aren't helping either.

bN: It's not censorship when WE do it!

valentinselezynov: I remember that blog, it was from one of my alts on myspace.

Liar. I just made that up.

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valentinselezynov: Were you being serious? I thought you were kidding, it sounded sarcastic.

Hmm, I guess it did sound a bit sarcastic. Sorry about that. Srsly, I'd love to see a "sup bN?" picture with today's date. (Use your silly backwards DD/MM/YY format if you must :P )

the electric jackass: Liar. I just made that up.

No you didn't. I can't remember the name of the profile, but it had a styalised picture of a woman in the background. I think i put my own picture on the profile once it got banned.

kesshi: Hmm, I guess it did sound a bit sarcastic. Sorry about that. Srsly, I'd love to see a "sup bN?" picture with today's date. (Use your silly backwards DD/MM/YY format if you must :P )

Okay, but i've just taken my eyeliner off and am too tired to put it back on, so i'll be make up less this time.

other theory: Take the scissors away from the handicapped guy that just can't figure out how to stop running with them.

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If you guys want me gone so much... help me in my crusade to get unblacklisted from myspace.

valentinselezynov: Okay, but i've just taken my eyeliner off and am too tired to put it back on, so i'll be make up less this time.

That's okay; you remind me of a raccoon with your eyeliner in anyways.

valentinselezynov: No you didn't. I can't remember the name of the profile, but it had a styalised picture of a woman in the background. I think i put my own picture on the profile once it got banned.

Nope. I made it up just now, posted it here. Hunchback McLiarson is what you are.

other theory: I know it's the internet at all, but haven't the rest of you figured out that you're probably dealing with someone mentally ill? Seriously, honest-to-God mentally ill. The-lunatics-are-on-the-grass gone. Cookoo. Nutso.

Sometimes I wish his account would get shut down. Take the scissors away from the handicapped guy that just can't figure out how to stop running with them.

I'm sure I'll get blasted for censorship or slippery slope, but the rest of you aren't helping either.

I think the guy is a parody or an alt, and a very clever one at that. Fun to see what it's gonna say next.

the electric jackass: Nope. I made it up just now, posted it here. Hunchback McLiarson is what you are.

You're an idiot. I'll find the myspace profile that it was posted on.

So, have we determined whether or not VS' mom does ass-to-mouth?

stimp: I thought it was SJ and the Bnettes.

/now appearing at Joe's Old-Tyme Eatery, on the beltline

That could be fun. Do we get to wear Motown style dresses and sing backup, or do we get to sing lead on occasion?

valentinselezynov: You're an idiot. I'll find the myspace profile that it was posted on.

You mean you'll go post it on a myspace profile and bring us the link to that profile?

eddie van helsing: So, have we determined whether or not VS' mom does ass-to-mouth?

She definitely does ass-to-vag, it's the only way to end up with that much shit in one kid.

the electric jackass: She definitely does ass-to-vag, it's the only way to end up with that much shit in one kid.

How do we know that VS was born vaginally? He could be a turdbirth that his mother raised to adulthood instead of flushing.

eddie van helsing: So, have we determined whether or not VS' mom does ass-to-mouth?

He hasn't offered that info up yet...but no one has put the question out either...

I've been thinking, maybe next week we could use the bN polling to call for a vote on what percentage of bN we need to vote someone out of the community. I know we aren't supposed to ban anyone here and I really like the idea, but I think we are seeing that it may be necessary for really bad cases.

I think grahams handling of ejO was appropriate (actually, I would have called the cops on the guy too), but what do we do with really bad persistent AW trolls?

jin verde: That could be fun. Do we get to wear Motown style dresses and sing backup, or do we get to sing lead on occasion?


I get the feeling you would get to do whatever you prefered...

eddie van helsing: How do we know that VS was born vaginally? He could be a turdbirth that his mother raised to adulthood instead of flushing.

Good point.

[insert Full Metal Jacket quote here]

emeraldmage: He hasn't offered that info up yet...but no one has put the question out either...

She looks like the sort who would. Hell, she looks like a chav.

notsuebhoney: I think the guy is a parody or an alt, and a very clever one at that. Fun to see what it's gonna say next.

I hope you're right. If you're wrong though, it's sad and disgusting all over. This guy really does remind me of a few mentally ill I've met and worked with (I used to volunteer at a soup kitchen). 280 IQ and all.

emeraldmage: jin verde: That could be fun. Do we get to wear Motown style dresses and sing backup, or do we get to sing lead on occasion?


I get the feeling you would get to do whatever whoever you prefered...

eddie van helsing: She looks like the sort who would. Hell, she looks like a chav.

A homegrown Essex girl, eh?

jin verde:
I think grahams handling of ejO was appropriate (actually, I would have called the cops on the guy too), but what do we do with really bad persistent AW trolls?

I don't see VS that way at all. Sure he's a dreadful AW, but it's all good fun. Just don't believe a single thing he says.

jin verde: I've been thinking, maybe next week we could use the bN polling to call for a vote on what percentage of bN we need to vote someone out of the community. I know we aren't supposed to ban anyone here and I really like the idea, but I think we are seeing that it may be necessary for really bad cases.

I think grahams handling of ejO was appropriate (actually, I would have called the cops on the guy too), but what do we do with really bad persistent AW trolls?

I thought eJo was a crazy woman.

*Whispers conspiratorially*
The myspace profile that wayne is out looking for is located here.

Let's see if he notices.

eddie van helsing: She looks like the sort who would. Hell, she looks like a chav.

What's a chav?

the electric jackass: *Whispers conspiratorially*
The myspace profile that wayne is out looking for is located here.

Let's see if he notices.

See if he notices what... that's clearly a profile of mine.

valentinselezynov: If you guys want me gone so much... help me in my crusade to get unblacklisted from myspace.

bN: Not your personal army, dumbass.

the electric jackass:

Let's see if he notices.

Have you switched his brewed coffee for Folger's Crystals?

emeraldmage: eddie van helsing: She looks like the sort who would. Hell, she looks like a chav.

What's a chav?

Valentin's mom.

eddie van helsing: So, have we determined whether or not VS' mom does ass-to-mouth?

Uh, lets leave my mother out of it please. That picture was of my shoes, not her.

tabernash: Have you switched his brewed coffee for Folger's Crystals?

Shit actually, but he said it just tasted nuttier than usual.

Uhm, my mother isn't a chav. Not that you'd be able to tell from that one photo anyway.

emeraldmage: eddie van helsing: She looks like the sort who would. Hell, she looks like a chav.

What's a chav?

Unpleasant. I like the backronym, "Council House, Alcoholic, Violent".

strayling: I don't see VS that way at all. Sure he's a dreadful AW, but it's all good fun. Just don't believe a single thing he says.

I think a lot of what he posts if funny too, unfortunately others don't and the whole thing devolves into a AW tangent. Now everyone is allowed to AW and go off on tangents here, but VS sucks every thread he enters into the Selezynov Zone. I try to avoid those threads but there are getting to be more and more. I don't come to bN for that shit. And I'm seriously tempted to leave for a bit.

\dammit bN, I cain't quit you

valentinselezynov: Uh, lets leave my mother out of it please. That picture was of my shoes, not her.

No, she was definitely in it. I distinctly saw a mother, a couple of little kids, and a hunchback.

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This, however, is definitely a picture of your shoes.

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See how easy that is?

jin verde: I think a lot of what he posts if funny too, unfortunately others don't and the whole thing devolves into a AW tangent. Now everyone is allowed to AW and go off on tangents here, but VS sucks every thread he enters into the Selezynov Zone. I try to avoid those threads but there are getting to be more and more. I don't come to bN for that shit. And I'm seriously tempted to leave for a bit.

\dammit bN, I cain't quit you

It's not my fault any thread i post in degenerates into this.

the bNers: I get the feeling you would get to do whoever you prefered...

Well, now that I'm on the single track... I do have a list. ;D

valentinselezynov: advertising spam

downvoted as such.

the electric jackass: No, she was definitely in it. I distinctly saw a mother, a couple of little kids, and a hunchback.



This, however, is definitely a picture of your shoes.




See how easy that is?

They could be anyones shoes.
That you'd stoop so low as to talk about someones mother just exposes you as a classless idiot, and i'll no longer be replying to anything you post.

valentinselezynov: It's not my fault any thread i post in degenerates into this.

You're right. Most of the fault isn't yours. However, you do tend to say inflammatory things that will make people react. At this point however, I really think people are reacting to you just to react to you.

Also, I really don't see this as cyber bullying. When people start making you consider suicide, then we can talk.

jin verde:
I don't come to bN for that shit. And I'm seriously tempted to leave for a bit.

Best bet is to try and avoid those threads if you're not in the mood for silliness. They're a bit of fun, nothing more.

jin verde: You're right. Most of the fault isn't yours. However, you do tend to say inflammatory things that will make people react. At this point however, I really think people are reacting to you just to react to you.

Also, I really don't see this as cyber bullying. When people start making you consider suicide, then we can talk.

Just because i'm stronger than most people doesn't excuse the cyber-bullies.

valentinselezynov: They could be anyones shoes.
That you'd stoop so low as to talk about someones mother just exposes you as a classless idiot, and i'll no longer be replying to anything you post.

No, they're definitely your shoes. I cropped the image myself. You can compare them side by side in my previous post, if you like.

valentinselezynov: Just because i'm stronger than most people doesn't excuse the cyber-bullies.

bN: Where only the strongest whine constantly about being bullied.

jin verde: When people start making you consider suicide, then we can talk.

About effective methods?

Ahem.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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andstuff: awesomeness

That's friggin spectacular!

jin verde: I think a lot of what he posts if funny too, unfortun