Guaranteed to piss you: this clown makes 200k/year and only has to "show up" 8 days a year.
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Good work if you can get it.
swingingjohnson: Good work if you can get it.
Too bad my work ethic is a little higher than that douchebag.
How the hell can the government work if the clerk of court can miss 43 days in a row and not get shitcanned?
Oh, Florida, nevamind, carry on.
Too bad my work ethic is a little higher than that douchebag.
How the hell can the government work if the clerk of court can miss 43 days in a row and not get shitcanned?
Oh, Florida, nevamind, carry on.
fat fuck, fat florida
Of course, if he's adequately fulfilling the duties of his office--and this article never said he wasn't--do the taxpayers have anything to complain about?
bunnythor: Of course, if he's adequately fulfilling the duties of his office--and this article never said he wasn't--do the taxpayers have anything to complain about?
Yes. The government can't go out of business for paying people to do nothing.
Yes. The government can't go out of business for paying people to do nothing.
pass the bacon: How the hell can the government work if the clerk of court can miss 43 days in a row and not get shitcanned?
If the government isn't working, then it isn't fucking things up for everybody else.
If the government isn't working, then it isn't fucking things up for everybody else.
I want that job.
eddie van helsing: If the government isn't working, then it isn't fucking things up for everybody else.
Sighh, and this is the state I'm moving to, shit.
Sighh, and this is the state I'm moving to, shit.
feepness: Yes. The government can't go out of business for paying people to do nothing.
That's assuming that he's doing nothing. I assume that the job has certain requirements, and it's possible that he's efficient enough to fulfill them in the amount of time that he's there.
The article never said he wasn't getting the job done. It was hostile enough that I would assume that it would trumpet that if it could.
That's assuming that he's doing nothing. I assume that the job has certain requirements, and it's possible that he's efficient enough to fulfill them in the amount of time that he's there.
The article never said he wasn't getting the job done. It was hostile enough that I would assume that it would trumpet that if it could.
Okay...fuckers using his money to buy more food.....it's fatty day on bN!
pass the bacon: Sighh, and this is the state I'm moving to, shit.
The land of the newlywed and the nearly dead, eh? Which are you?
The land of the newlywed and the nearly dead, eh? Which are you?
pass the bacon: Too bad my work ethic is a little higher than that douchebag.
How the hell can the government work if the clerk of court can miss 43 days in a row and not get shitcanned?
Oh, Florida, nevamind, carry on.
I have a decent work ethic too... but I don't think it's strong enough to prevent me from cashing an easy check given to me on a free pass.
But anyway... looks like his karma will catch up with him soon enough with that 350lbs of fat he's carrying around.
Deadly price he will pay for his slothful career of choice.
How the hell can the government work if the clerk of court can miss 43 days in a row and not get shitcanned?
Oh, Florida, nevamind, carry on.
I have a decent work ethic too... but I don't think it's strong enough to prevent me from cashing an easy check given to me on a free pass.
But anyway... looks like his karma will catch up with him soon enough with that 350lbs of fat he's carrying around.
Deadly price he will pay for his slothful career of choice.
your grammar and math both suck subby.
pass the bacon: Too bad my work ethic is a little higher than that douchebag.
How the hell can the government work if the clerk of court can miss 43 days in a row and not get shitcanned?
Oh, Florida, nevamind, carry on.
Wonder if this news story getting leaked will get him shit-canned.
How the hell can the government work if the clerk of court can miss 43 days in a row and not get shitcanned?
Oh, Florida, nevamind, carry on.
Wonder if this news story getting leaked will get him shit-canned.
the hun: your grammar and math both suck subby.
You mean: "Your grammar and math both suck, subby."
Hope that helps.
You mean: "Your grammar and math both suck, subby."
Hope that helps.
eddie van helsing: The land of the newlywed and the nearly dead, eh? Which are you?
Technically newlywed, but the wife's company has a branch in St. Pete. So off we go. At least it doesn't snow.
Technically newlywed, but the wife's company has a branch in St. Pete. So off we go. At least it doesn't snow.
is he freely elected? yeah? then I don't care. they are the retards who keep voting him back into office, they are the ones who have to underwrite his salary and perks with their taxes. screw em if they are too dumb to anything about his shenanigans.
Isn't this a dupe?
Piss me? Piss you, buddy!
strikitrich: Isn't this a dupe?
No "a dupe" would be anyone fooled into voting for him in the first place.
No "a dupe" would be anyone fooled into voting for him in the first place.
bunnythor: You mean: "Your grammar and math both suck, subby."
Hope that helps.
Yeah, yeah, I was in a rush when I wrote that.
So I rounded off the figures, he gets 130k in salary and 70k in pension.
Did you RTFA?
Hope that helps.
Yeah, yeah, I was in a rush when I wrote that.
So I rounded off the figures, he gets 130k in salary and 70k in pension.
Did you RTFA?
pass the bacon: Yeah, yeah, I was in a rush when I wrote that.
Never rush when you are commenting on someone's grammar. It's the easiest way to pwn oneself.
pass the bacon: So I rounded off the figures, he gets 130k in salary and 70k in pension.
Did you RTFA?
Yes, yes I did. But why are you asking me?
Never rush when you are commenting on someone's grammar. It's the easiest way to pwn oneself.
pass the bacon: So I rounded off the figures, he gets 130k in salary and 70k in pension.
Did you RTFA?
Yes, yes I did. But why are you asking me?
bunnythor: Never rush when you are commenting on someone's grammar. It's the easiest way to pwn oneself.
Yes, yes I did. But why are you asking me?
Or pwning oneself when quoting.... that was intended for the hun, my apologies.
Yes, yes I did. But why are you asking me?
Or pwning oneself when quoting.... that was intended for the hun, my apologies.
pass the bacon: Or pwning oneself when quoting.... that was intended for the hun, my apologies.
tagged: pass the bacon pwnfest
tagged: pass the bacon pwnfest
It doesn't annoy me.
Woo-hoo, my first 'personalized' tag!
valentinselezynov: It doesn't annoy me.
However getting my comments voted down unneccessarily does annoy me. I hope whoever voted my comment down gets run over.
However getting my comments voted down unneccessarily does annoy me. I hope whoever voted my comment down gets run over.
valentinselezynov: However getting my comments voted down unneccessarily does annoy me. I hope whoever voted my comment down gets run over.
By a fat overpaid clerk of court on a motorized scooter.
By a fat overpaid clerk of court on a motorized scooter.
valentinselezynov: It doesn't annoy me.
That's because you don't pay taxes in the US or in Florida, you whinging Pom.
That's because you don't pay taxes in the US or in Florida, you whinging Pom.
valentinselezynov: However getting my comments voted down unneccessarily does annoy me. I hope whoever voted my comment down gets run over.
That pisses me off to. For you.
+1 to fight it back.
That pisses me off to. For you.
+1 to fight it back.
valentinselezynov: However getting my comments voted down unneccessarily does annoy me. I hope whoever voted my comment down gets run over.
I upvoted you, you whiny little bitch.
I upvoted you, you whiny little bitch.
pass the bacon: Woo-hoo, my first 'personalized' tag!
Psst. You might want to match it, or it won't show up.
Psst. You might want to match it, or it won't show up.
bunnythor: Psst. You might want to match it, or it won't show up.
Sighhh, I'll get the hang of this place eventually.
Sighhh, I'll get the hang of this place eventually.
valentinselezynov: However getting my comments voted down unneccessarily does annoy me. I hope whoever voted my comment down gets run over.
I think a nice brie would go well with your whine, John.
I think a nice brie would go well with your whine, John.
notsuebhoney: I think a nice brie would go well with your whine, John.
So i'm just supposed to not speak out against great injustices? That wouldn't be very Lennon of me now would it. In fact, i should write a song about this.
So i'm just supposed to not speak out against great injustices? That wouldn't be very Lennon of me now would it. In fact, i should write a song about this.
valentinselezynov: So i'm just supposed to not speak out against great injustices? That wouldn't be very Lennon of me now would it. In fact, i should write a song about this.
And post it on youtube, for sure.
I wouldn't equate nancies on bN with great injustices though. It's a far stretch.
And post it on youtube, for sure.
I wouldn't equate nancies on bN with great injustices though. It's a far stretch.
valentinselezynov: That wouldn't be very Lennon of me now would it. In fact, i should write a song about this.
Lennon had it coming. Stop being a whinging pom and a poseur.
Lennon had it coming. Stop being a whinging pom and a poseur.
I wasn't whinging. I was protesting.
I think i will write a song and put it on youtube actually. My last video about Ron Paul being a racist didn't get as many views as i'd hoped, and neither did my video about Alaska belonging to Russia. My last video to get over 1000 views was the one about this place, so maybe that is a sign.
valentinselezynov: I wasn't whinging. I was protesting.
*drops my pants* Let me show you the violence inherent in the system.
*drops my pants* Let me show you the violence inherent in the system.
notsuebhoney: HALP HALP! I'M BEING PERSECUTED!
You may mock me notsuebhoney, but you don't know what it's like to have your posts downvoted like this. It's most distressing.
You may mock me notsuebhoney, but you don't know what it's like to have your posts downvoted like this. It's most distressing.
valentinselezynov: You may mock me notsuebhoney, but you don't know what it's like to have your posts downvoted like this. It's most distressing.
Maybe because I don't fill threads with twatwafflery?
/there is a lesson to be learned here, but you'll miss it, Mr. 280 IQ
Maybe because I don't fill threads with twatwafflery?
/there is a lesson to be learned here, but you'll miss it, Mr. 280 IQ
valentinselezynov: Don't equate me to those anonymous assholes.
Which bNer is holding the gun to your head to force you to post here?
Which bNer is holding the gun to your head to force you to post here?
notsuebhoney: Maybe because I don't fill threads with twatwafflery?
/there is a lesson to be learned here, but you'll miss it, Mr. 280 IQ
Explain to me how my first post was full of "twatwafflery", because i'd love to know.
It doesn't matter what i post, it gets voted down. The only lesson to be learned here is that there is a nancy amongst us.
/there is a lesson to be learned here, but you'll miss it, Mr. 280 IQ
Explain to me how my first post was full of "twatwafflery", because i'd love to know.
It doesn't matter what i post, it gets voted down. The only lesson to be learned here is that there is a nancy amongst us.
notsuebhoney: Which bNer is holding the gun to your head to force you to post here?
I am. It's an old M1911 that my grandfather carried in WWII. Better than VS deserves, really.
I am. It's an old M1911 that my grandfather carried in WWII. Better than VS deserves, really.
valentinselezynov: The only lesson to be learned here is that there is a nancy amongst us.
I'll agree with that. But, there are many lessons to be learned on bN everyday.
I'll agree with that. But, there are many lessons to be learned on bN everyday.
My grandad was in the British Navy during WWII. He was fighting in the Pacific long after the European theatre was closed.
valentinselezynov: Explain to me how my first post was full of "twatwafflery", because i'd love to know.
It doesn't matter what i post, it gets voted down. The only lesson to be learned here is that there is a nancy amongst us.
Perhaps it's only to get a reaction out of you, hmmm?
It doesn't matter what i post, it gets voted down. The only lesson to be learned here is that there is a nancy amongst us.
Perhaps it's only to get a reaction out of you, hmmm?
valentinselezynov: My grandad was in the British Navy during WWII. He was fighting in the Pacific long after the European theatre was closed.
Just another member who your family who didn't know when to stop.
Just another member who your family who didn't know when to stop.
pass the bacon: Perhaps it's only to get a reaction out of you, hmmm?
I don't think so. People just bitch at me more when i do react.
I don't think so. People just bitch at me more when i do react.
the electric jackass: Just another member who your family who didn't know when to stop.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
valentinselezynov: I don't think so. People just bitch at me more when i do react.
If you told VS to take it like a man, he'd probably think you wanted to bugger him.
If you told VS to take it like a man, he'd probably think you wanted to bugger him.
bN: Your words will come back to haunt you.
notsuebhoney: That 280 IQ is just beaming today isn't it?
What is that from anyway? I've seen that a lot the last few days.
What is that from anyway? I've seen that a lot the last few days.
pass the bacon: What is that from anyway? I've seen that a lot the last few days.
VS claimed to have an IQ of 280 a few days ago. He says he even has a certificate to prove it.
VS claimed to have an IQ of 280 a few days ago. He says he even has a certificate to prove it.
pass the bacon: What is that from anyway? I've seen that a lot the last few days.
These imbeciles are jealous of my 280 iq, so take any opportunity they get to mock me, out of sheer jealousy.
These imbeciles are jealous of my 280 iq, so take any opportunity they get to mock me, out of sheer jealousy.
pass the bacon: What is that from anyway? I've seen that a lot the last few days.
VS claims to have an IQ of 280 points.
Never mind the IQ scaling doesn't go that high.
VS claims to have an IQ of 280 points.
Never mind the IQ scaling doesn't go that high.
valentinselezynov: These imbeciles are jealous of my 280 iq, so take any opportunity they get to mock me, out of sheer jealousy.
There is nothing you have, own, or do that I am jealous of John.
There is nothing you have, own, or do that I am jealous of John.
osirisothedead: VS claimed to have an IQ of 280 a few days ago. He says he even has a certificate to prove it.
Though he has yet to show the certificate to anyone, so we'rerelatively absolutely certain that he's full of shit.
Oh, and the "certificate" was given to him by the CoS as part of his entrance into the CoS.
Though he has yet to show the certificate to anyone, so we're
Oh, and the "certificate" was given to him by the CoS as part of his entrance into the CoS.
I was ready to post a picture, but on the advice of another poster i reconsiderd.
notsuebhoney: VS claims to have an IQ of 280 points.
Never mind the IQ scaling doesn't go that high.
maybe he's on the metric system
Never mind the IQ scaling doesn't go that high.
maybe he's on the metric system
the electric jackass: Though he has yet to show the certificate to anyone, so we're relatively absolutely certain that he's full of shit.
Oh, and the "certificate" was given to him by the CoS as part of his entrance into the CoS.
Bah it's easy enough to find a Certificate generator on the web and make on up. He doesn't even bother to do that.
/disappointed
Oh, and the "certificate" was given to him by the CoS as part of his entrance into the CoS.
Bah it's easy enough to find a Certificate generator on the web and make on up. He doesn't even bother to do that.
/disappointed
the electric jackass: Oh, and the "certificate" was given to him by the CoS as part of his entrance into the CoS.
Ahha! Got it.
Oh Wayne, you're so smart...
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
You're so smart...
Ahha! Got it.
Oh Wayne, you're so smart...
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
You're so smart...
osirisothedead: Ahha! Got it.
Oh John, you're so smart...
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
You're so smart...
fxd tht fr y
Oh John, you're so smart...
GIVE US YOUR MONEY
You're so smart...
fxd tht fr y
galileo: maybe he's on the metric system
Good point galileo.
Millimeters to Inches, that makes his IQ 11.
Sounds about right, eh?
Good point galileo.
Millimeters to Inches, that makes his IQ 11.
Sounds about right, eh?
I wish that this place wasn't such a cesspit. I'd invite young minds here to observe me. I have the patience of a saint in the face of the petty quips and cyber-bullying.
valentinselezynov: These imbeciles are jealous of my 280 iq, so take any opportunity they get to mock me, out of sheer jealousy.
Mmmhmmm, I was always taught that IQ tests are only useful if you don't know the results. Too many kids get a wee bit egotistical when they are told they have an IQ of xxx.
With that said, prove it or STFU. :)
Mmmhmmm, I was always taught that IQ tests are only useful if you don't know the results. Too many kids get a wee bit egotistical when they are told they have an IQ of xxx.
With that said, prove it or STFU. :)
valentinselezynov: I wish that this place wasn't such a cesspit. I'd invite young minds here to observe me. I have the patience of a saint in the face of the petty quips and cyber-bullying.
Awwwwww. So many young, impressionable minds, missing out on your genius.
Awwwwww. So many young, impressionable minds, missing out on your genius.
You know what, actually i've had enough.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
valentinselezynov: I wish that this place wasn't such a cesspit. I'd invite young minds here to observe me. I have the patience of a saint in the face of the petty quips and cyber-bullying.
You should post on slashdot.org I'm sure they'd love to bathe in your wisdom.
You should post on slashdot.org I'm sure they'd love to bathe in your wisdom.
valentinselezynov: You know what, actually i've had enough.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
Who is bullying? Calling you out on things YOU'VE posted yourself, is not the definition of cyber-bullying.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
Who is bullying? Calling you out on things YOU'VE posted yourself, is not the definition of cyber-bullying.
valentinselezynov: You know what, actually i've had enough.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH MY DICK
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH MY DICK
valentinselezynov: So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
I strongly doubt that the US and the UK have an extradition agreement in place for cyber-bullying, so stop being such a cunt.
I strongly doubt that the US and the UK have an extradition agreement in place for cyber-bullying, so stop being such a cunt.
valentinselezynov: I'd invite young minds here to observe me.
...and then they may gaze upon my personage and then they may know awe...
'Scuse me whilst I vomit this handy container...
...and then they may gaze upon my personage and then they may know awe...
'Scuse me whilst I vomit this handy container...
valentinselezynov: You know what, actually i've had enough.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
O, please report me for cyberbullying.
I want to be the first. Make sure you spell my name right.
T H E
E L E C T R I C
J A C K A S S
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
O, please report me for cyberbullying.
I want to be the first. Make sure you spell my name right.
T H E
E L E C T R I C
J A C K A S S
valentinselezynov: You know what, actually i've had enough.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
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I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
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notsuebhoney: Who is bullying? Calling you out on things YOU'VE posted yourself, is not the definition of cyber-bullying.
I have an iq of 280. That is a fact. You don't need to use it to make fun of me. I don't know why you do it, but it i'm afraid it's really going to have to stop.
I have an iq of 280. That is a fact. You don't need to use it to make fun of me. I don't know why you do it, but it i'm afraid it's really going to have to stop.
valentinselezynov: You know what, actually i've had enough.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
OMG, my 16 month old has a thicker skin than you.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
OMG, my 16 month old has a thicker skin than you.
You know what, actually i've had enough.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
gimme your lunch money you little bitch!
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
gimme your lunch money you little bitch!
osirisothedead: We don't believe you. That is a fact.
Believe what you want. It doesn't effect reality.
Believe what you want. It doesn't effect reality.
valentinselezynov: I have an iq of 280. That is a fact. You don't need to use it to make fun of me. I don't know why you do it, but it i'm afraid it's really going to have to stop.
You're only value is your trolling, without it you are an empty person with nothing to offer.
You're only value is your trolling, without it you are an empty person with nothing to offer.
affect
valentinselezynov: I have an iq of 280. That is a fact. You don't need to use it to make fun of me. I don't know why you do it, but it i'm afraid it's really going to have to stop.
You miss heard them. They said "Between 2 and 80".
You miss heard them. They said "Between 2 and 80".
valentinselezynov: I have an iq of 11. That is a fact. You don't need to use it to make fun of me. I don't know why you do it, but it i'm afraid it's really going to have to stop.
Did the metric to US conversion for ya.
Did the metric to US conversion for ya.
valentinselezynov: I have an iq of 280. That is a fact. You don't need to use it to make fun of me. I don't know why you do it, but it i'm afraid it's really going to have to stop.
Prove it.
/quitting time at work, gotta go
//stay classy John
Prove it.
/quitting time at work, gotta go
//stay classy John
valentinselezynov: You know what, actually i've had enough.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
Is that right, Wayne? What are you going to do about it? What can you do? That's what I thought, you pathetic sack of whiny birdshit.
I saw a bit of an item on the news last year about cyber bullying. It's taken seriously now apparantly. So anyone who cyber-bullies me from now will be reported to the relevant authorities.
This is your one and only warning.
Is that right, Wayne? What are you going to do about it? What can you do? That's what I thought, you pathetic sack of whiny birdshit.
pass the bacon: Too many kids get a wee bit egotistical when they are told they have an IQ of xxx.
Never mind the kids. It's the parents you can't tell. Tell most parents that their kid has an IQ above 120 and they expect him to be the second coming of Einstein. Trust me, there's nothing like having to hear from your parents, "You have a 156 IQ! You can do better!" when you're having trouble with a particular subject and want or need some help.
I've been there. It's easy for a precocious, well-read child to bag a high score on an IQ test.
Never mind the kids. It's the parents you can't tell. Tell most parents that their kid has an IQ above 120 and they expect him to be the second coming of Einstein. Trust me, there's nothing like having to hear from your parents, "You have a 156 IQ! You can do better!" when you're having trouble with a particular subject and want or need some help.
I've been there. It's easy for a precocious, well-read child to bag a high score on an IQ test.
hell toupee: You miss heard them. They said "Between 2 and 80".
and even so you still have to convert it to standard units.
and even so you still have to convert it to standard units.
Valentin all you're good for now is derailing threads into batshit insanity.