A survey of teenagers about sexual practices finds that the dirty little sluts lie.



Tagged with : filthy whores, sparkling clean whores, stimpage

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eddyatwork 998 2008-05-20 12:06:52 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
Tagged:

filthy whores
daffydil 2719 2008-05-20 12:07:37 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
Ya think?
surfnazi 932 2008-05-20 12:08:04 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
I never believed that shit. If you're you're going down then you're also going to town.

"Virginity" is only a buzzword among teens, and it's easy enough to claim it while screwing everything that moves.
blinky the heroic cuttlefish 2637 2008-05-20 12:09:02 vote cool flag inappropriate score 2
surfnazi: I never believed that shit. If you're you're going down then you're also going to town.

"Virginity" is only a buzzword among teens, and it's easy enough to claim it while screwing everything that moves.


You sound bitter.
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:09:13 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.

/Voltaire
impasse 820.01 2008-05-20 12:09:17 vote cool flag inappropriate score 2
*reads article*

*has a seat right over there*
daffydil 2719 2008-05-20 12:10:10 vote cool flag inappropriate score 1
impasse: *reads article*

*has a seat right over there*


*follows you and sits on your lap*
i_c_weener 2169 2008-05-20 12:10:11 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
The survey...is a lie!
surfnazi 932 2008-05-20 12:10:14 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
blinky the heroic cuttlefish: You sound bitter.

Well I was also going to town as a youngin', though not as young as some are these days.

I have the honorable distinction of turning a chick ungay, then gay again.
bunnythor 544 2008-05-20 12:10:28 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
eddyatwork: Tagged:

filthy whores


tagged:

sparkling clean whores
wicubfan 577 2008-05-20 12:12:48 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
bunnythor:
sparkling clean whores


If you were going for opposite wouldn't it be sparkling clean nuns or something like that?
impasse 820.01 2008-05-20 12:12:51 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
daffydil: *follows you and sits on your lap*

Good, I hate being on TV alone.
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:13:28 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
wicubfan: If you were going for opposite wouldn't it be sparkling clean nuns or something like that?

King Diamond was mistaken. Nuns do have fun. Dirty, nasty, lesbian fun.
daffydil 2719 2008-05-20 12:14:29 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
I've never understood this....

[image hidden]

Can someone please splain for me peesh?
kb7rky 2164 2008-05-20 12:16:51 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
impasse: *reads article*

*has a seat right over there*


daffydil: *follows you and sits on your lap*

*follows both of you and laughs at you for breaking the stool*
kb7rky 2164 2008-05-20 12:17:40 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
daffydil: I've never understood this....



Can someone please splain for me peesh?


Um...Chris Hansen from Dateline?

\is you funnin', or is you serious?
daffydil 2719 2008-05-20 12:18:02 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
kb7rky: *follows both of you and laughs at you for breaking the stool*

*bites your leg while on the floor*
bunnythor 544 2008-05-20 12:18:30 vote cool flag inappropriate score 1
wicubfan: If you were going for opposite wouldn't it be sparkling clean nuns or something like that?

Everybody always talks about the filthy whores. I just wanted to give the whores with better hygiene their day in the sun.
kb7rky 2164 2008-05-20 12:19:03 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
daffydil: *bites your leg while on the floor*

*screams in pain and runs into the nearest wall*
strikitrich 783 2008-05-20 12:19:31 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
And she told me she could keep a secret.


What.
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:19:56 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
kb7rky: Um...Chris Hansen from Dateline

By Shabranigdo's balls, even I know that: and I don't even have cable or satellite TV.
notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:20:38 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
kb7rky: Um...Chris Hansen from Dateline?

\is you funnin', or is you serious?


is you is, or is you ain't my baby!
Image comment from abe froman zapped due to community moderation
daffydil 2719 2008-05-20 12:22:36 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
kb7rky: *screams in pain and runs into the nearest wall*

*molests you while your unconscious*
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:22:59 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
abe froman: someone had to start it

NSFW.
bunnythor 544 2008-05-20 12:23:45 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
daffydil: *molests you while your unconscious*

His unconscious what?
abe froman 2713 2008-05-20 12:24:58 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
eddie van helsing: NSFW.

Oops. My bad. Down vote away!

impasse 820.01 2008-05-20 12:26:35 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
abe froman: someone had to start it

sorry dude, a bit much for sfw thread. -1

\appreciates the pic though
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:27:04 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
abe froman: Oops. My bad. Down vote away!

Sorry to have to downvote; it was a tasty pic.
snoops 1640 2008-05-20 12:29:57 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
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notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:30:39 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
snoops:

She's ready and raring to go!

GILF's mmmmmm, AMIRITE?
snoops 1640 2008-05-20 12:30:52 vote cool flag inappropriate score 2
[image hidden]
notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:32:16 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
snoops:

The guy in the hammock looks distressed, lol.
daffydil 2719 2008-05-20 12:33:19 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
bunnythor: His unconscious what?

Anything I can get at this point I'd say. =D
snoops 1640 2008-05-20 12:33:53 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
notsuebhoney: The guy in the hammock looks distressed, lol.

Hehe, I don't know whether a condom broke inside him or in someone else.
i_am_jesus 537 2008-05-20 12:33:54 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
I wish I could go back to high school for like one week so i could do high school girls again.

college girls may be easier, but they are all used and flappy by junior year.
notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:34:33 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
snoops: Hehe, I don't know whether a condom broke inside him or in someone else.

I don't need to know ;)
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:35:31 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
i_am_jesus: I wish I could go back to high school for like one week so i could do high school girls again.

Are you going to bring some of this so they can't talk?

[image hidden]

I would.

/thinks that teenagers have nothing interesting to say
fark 592 2008-05-20 12:36:20 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
notsuebhoney: The guy in the hammock looks distressed, lol.

He got that aids!
ludditemike 119 2008-05-20 12:36:44 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
notsuebhoney: The guy in the hammock looks distressed, lol.

Wouldn't you be at least concerned if Bruce Lee dumped his load in your pooper through a broken condom during a gay three-way?
i_am_jesus 537 2008-05-20 12:36:57 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
eddie van helsing: Are you going to bring some of this so they can't talk?



I would.

/thinks that teenagers have nothing interesting to say


I have images turned off at work. you need to describe what you see.
notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:37:03 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
eddie van helsing: Are you going to bring some of this so they can't talk?



I would.

/thinks that teenagers have nothing interesting to say


Damn, I could've used that the other day when I had to throw the teenage girl out of my house.
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:37:29 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
i_am_jesus: I have images turned off at work. you need to describe what you see.

Duct tape.
i_am_jesus 537 2008-05-20 12:37:30 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
i_am_jesus: I have images turned off at work. you need to describe what you see.

nevermind, I looked at the title.
notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:37:32 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
ludditemike: Wouldn't you be at least concerned if Bruce Lee dumped his load in your pooper through a broken condom during a gay three-way?

I'm guessing I would
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:37:51 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
notsuebhoney: Damn, I could've used that the other day when I had to throw the teenage girl out of my house.

I didn't know you were into younger girls. I'll be in my bunk. :)
ludditemike 119 2008-05-20 12:39:31 vote cool flag inappropriate score 1
notsuebhoney: Damn, I could've used that the other day when I had to throw the teenage girl out of my house.

So you and Twitch have something in common...
notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:40:27 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
eddie van helsing: I didn't know you were into younger girls. I'll be in my bunk. :)

oh lord, lol
notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:40:42 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
ludditemike: So you and Twitch have something in common...

I never noticed walking into this one, damn!
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 12:41:06 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
notsuebhoney: oh lord, lol

I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist.
notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 12:41:49 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
eddie van helsing: I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist.

Oh please, don't apologize. I stepped in it all on my own, hahaha
swingingjohnson 175 2008-05-20 12:48:29 vote cool flag inappropriate score 1
snoops:

Oh for Christ's sake.
abbynormal 1917 2008-05-20 13:00:21 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
I don't see the big value in virginity anyway. All this crap does is make people (especially women)neurotic and uptight about sex. And bad at it.

Of course we live in a country where grown women are too embarassed to talk frankly about sex and their bodies.

This isn't helping.
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 13:26:39 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
abbynormal: Of course we live in a country where grown women are too embarassed to talk frankly about sex and their bodies.

It's not just grown women. We have grown men who haven't gotten past the locker room approach to talk about sex. Most people are either unwilling or unable to be honest with themselves or each other about their own sexual feelings.
abbynormal 1917 2008-05-20 13:32:48 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
eddie van helsing: It's not just grown women. We have grown men who haven't gotten past the locker room approach to talk about sex. Most people are either unwilling or unable to be honest with themselves or each other about their own sexual feelings.

Well, one of the first things we need to get rid of is the idea that a woman wanting or enjoying sex is a bad thing.

Then we have to teach men that just because they saw it in a porno doesn't mean it's going to be like that in real life.

We also need to remove the double standard that encourages men to have as much sex as they can and be respected for it, but the second a woman allows any man to have sex with her she is dirty and a whore.

I don't see any of this going away anytime soon. It's sad that we have taken something as simple and enjoyable as sex and really fucked it up.

I suppose the best thing to do is to keep having and enjoying sex, and keep admitting it! Sooner or later the rest of the country will start to want what I'm having! :-)
eddie van helsing 3192 2008-05-20 13:35:20 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
abbynormal: I don't see any of this going away anytime soon. It's sad that we have taken something as simple and enjoyable as sex and really fucked it up.

We also need to get rid of the idea that some sexual fantasies are wrong to have, or that some desires are "unacceptable".
reed solomon 688 2008-05-20 15:08:50 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
abbynormal: Well, one of the first things we need to get rid of is the idea that a woman wanting or enjoying sex is a bad thing.

It's not, if you're 18 or older. Then have lots of sex and make lots of babies for the economy. If you're under 18, then you're a whore.


Then we have to teach men that just because they saw it in a porno doesn't mean it's going to be like that in real life.

well, in my real life I'm not james bond, but it'd be nice.

We also need to remove the double standard that encourages men to have as much sex as they can and be respected for it, but the second a woman allows any man to have sex with her she is dirty and a whore.

why? Jealous? If you want to remove a societal taboo, go for it, but whats wrong with guy's being encouraged to have lots of sex? Aside from women getting pregnant and then being on the hook for the rest of our lives paying for some kid we didn't want because she said she was on the pill and you wore a condom but still she got pregnant somehow and the fucking judge is a feminist cow.

I don't see any of this going away anytime soon. It's sad that we have taken something as simple and enjoyable as sex and really fucked it up.

fucking up sex. thats a double negative.

I suppose the best thing to do is to keep having and enjoying sex, and keep admitting it! Sooner or later the rest of the country will start to want what I'm having! :-)

two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese all on a sesame seed bun?
brainarrhea 3405 2008-05-20 15:11:57 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
I love the photo with the article; teenage girls wearing jeans, shown from the waist down. Ya know, just in case you were wondering what the article was about, but didn't want to be too titillated.


notsuebhoney 76 2008-05-20 16:21:08 vote cool flag inappropriate score 0
why? Jealous? If you want to remove a societal taboo, go for it, but whats wrong with guy's being encouraged to have lots of sex? Aside from women getting pregnant and then being on the hook for the rest of our lives paying for some kid we didn't want because she said she was on the pill and you wore a condom but still she got pregnant somehow and the fucking judge is a feminist cow.

Are you saying men are incapable of not sticking their dick in?

I applaud you for being so honest.
waste301 2122 2008-05-20 19:27:39 vote cool flag inappropriate score 1
abbynormal: I don't see the big value in virginity anyway. All this crap does is make people (especially women)neurotic and uptight about sex. And bad at it.

Of course we live in a country where grown women are too embarassed to talk frankly about sex and their bodies.

This isn't helping.


Argh...dammit. I hate being late to a thread. I just spent 9 months in a medical assistant course where I was the only man. I've drawn their blood, injected their asses, attended my first baby shower, discussed the foibles of menstruation and childbirth (including the poo), the relative value of length versus girth...all with a bunch of women who are mostly moms.

I can honestly say that I think its better for men and women to just not talk about such things as much as possible.
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