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I was talking to a woman today who remarked how whorish and overmade-up the women on tv seem today.
This is the last post, thread is closed.
Stap stol.
Vasistlos?
Poor, dumb sockposter.
Time and again I splain to you main, but joo don get it.
So whattamy sposeda dowichu? HUH!? I gotta do sumpin.
Time and again I splain to you main, but joo don get it.
So whattamy sposeda dowichu? HUH!? I gotta do sumpin.
Im 2 stoopid to no wut you iz talkn abot nyway
What the hell happened?
Can't mutilato and untrustworthy get along?
I walk away for a couple of hours and this place goes to hell.
I think you just described bN in general.
What is wrong with you people?
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
What is wrong with you people?
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Hush, noob.
Fuck. I thought you were an ally. So much for being part of the middling contingent. Fark and I will take over the world on our own.
ass...
I doubt you were voted down. The wiki page doesn't show it. The cool point system revolves on a 2 week scale of cool points collected, and they expire daily after midnight Pacific time. The loss you saw was just a natural thing for bN since cool scores are not permanent.
Well, I walked away from the site about 4 or so hours ago with 25,000 tags and 'cool' score of 103. I came back to the site with 25,001 tags and a 'cool' score of 87. I am wondering if an alt is tied to my username.
Doesn't explain the extra tag. Maybe you had tagged something in the queue that got greenlit after you left? Queue tags don't count until the thread goes live.
Doesn't explain the extra tag. Maybe you had tagged something in the queue that got greenlit after you left? Queue tags don't count until the thread goes live.
No. I intentionally restrained myself from tagging and wanted to bask in the glow of 25,000 for a few days. ;-)
maggotbrain: {1:24 AM, PDT} Well, I walked away from the site about 4 or so hours ago with 25,000 tags and 'cool' score of 103. I came back to the site with 25,001 tags and a 'cool' score of 87. I am wondering if an alt is tied to my username.
That exchange, in this thread, is like a cherry on a sundae.
*facepalm*
*facepalm*
It's really helpful for folks like you to identify the truly ironical statements we locals make and to call us bNers on our shit. Many kudos to you. You have earned a place here. Welcome home, sunshine...;-)
Oh and thanks for the lulz on an early Monday morning :D
I <3 bN.
Oh and thanks for the lulz on an early Monday morning :D
I <3 bN.
sadly, that's no longer an option for me. :( you insensitive clod.
It was a generalized statement, not directed at anyone particular.
I assume you memorialized him someway though, which is just as good and warranted :)
/wasn't looking to offend
I assume you memorialized him someway though, which is just as good and warranted :)
/wasn't looking to offend
lol. i'm not that easily offended. just pulling your leg. :) my dad is dead and i miss him terribly. i think of him just about daily.
We go to the off track betting and bet the ponies for the day. All we need to bring is ourselves and some gambling money. Weirdly enough, dad pays for everything else.
Always a good time for my brothers and me.
Always a good time for my brothers and me.
sounds like a blast! :) enjoy the old man while you can.
He's my stepdad, but he raised me, gave me a roof, food and clothes on my back since I was 2. Caused a huge uproar when I got married and asked him to give me away.
My real dad I know, but I don't send him a card or anything, he's never been 'involved' in my life, so I see no point to do it now. His loss.
My real dad I know, but I don't send him a card or anything, he's never been 'involved' in my life, so I see no point to do it now. His loss.
good call. genetics means shit in relationships.
Yeah :)
> mmmhmmm?.... this site has had me stfu'd many multiples times longer than
> tos. It may not be as easy, but certainly sporatically easier to get shut
> off from posting ability than tos. For a site built around freedom to post,
> it certainly doesn't seem that way sometimes.
I suppose there's a distinction between "freedom to post" and "freedom
to post anything".
I welcome all opinions, even those I disagree vehemently with, because
the best way to expose the flaws or hypocrisy in a someone's reasoning
is to show it the light of day.
However, no amount of arguing can counteract a thread filled with
fisting porn - particularly if it's a sfw thread. Most of us don't
want to live or participate in a world filled with that kind of filth,
especially since it's trivial to find it when we're actually looking
for it.
> For instance when you can't
> post sfw, albeit, controversial things.
Care to suggest which zapped posts of yours meet that criteria?
> If posting a handful of ascii
> goatses throughout threads is spam, so should a pedobear reference, or a
> capt kirk pic. Things I would hardly call spam.
I upvoted your first ascii goatse. It was pretty funny that you went
to the effort of making a vowel-less ascii image to evade the filter.
However that only seems to have energized you to spam it across
multiple threads. If the threads were pertinent to the image, that
would be fine, but it doesn't appear to have been in context.
> I'm not justifying my obv tos shitting but seriously I'd like some
> accountability for the many other zaps, and associated stfu scores I've got
> for innocent posts. Being abrasive shouldnt add months of stfu time to an
> account.
Abrasiveness doesn't - go ask gahbrone or untrustworthy how long
they've been stfu'd for.
> Basically, I test the thresholds
They why are you whining to me? I'm sure by now you've got some
conclusive results to support your central hypothesis.
> I don't post shit to damage anyones
> experience, or to troll, or 'spam' (I think alot of ppl have too broad a
> definition for it).
But you do damage peoples experiences. You account for the bulk of
downvoted posts in the last few weeks and there's plenty of people who
are now surfing with images off in sfw threads because they can't risk
losing their job because of your actions.
> I go for laughs, but through the internet, what may seem
> innocent and hilarious to some, gets defracted into bitter snark or whatever
> to others. (ie/ sarcasm meters broken etc, or references don't make sense to
> other age generations)
There's plenty of funny shit on this website that isn't utterly offensive.
The vast majority of your recently downvoted posts are either NSFW in
SFW, Obscene in NSFW or page-lengthening crap. You aren't a comic
genius and you certainly aren't being punished for being a comic
genius. Above all, you are not being punished for your contrarian
opinions.
> If you looked over everything Ive ever said or voted on, Im not recommending
> it though for time and sanity sake, you'd probably see one of the most well
> rounded posters.
no
> Ive taken alot of shit for my recent picture shenanigans
> but that's only a part of who bN's snoops is.
Indeed. It appears you've created alts to evade the stfu restrictions
and you've used tor (anonymous proxy) which is means you get to share
your stfu consequences with various other trolls
> I'm not going to toot my own
> horn, because Im obviously awesome. Let me just summarize by saying me being
> stfu'd for over a month so far and counting is like taping dave chappelle's
> mouth for being racist in a white town or richard simmons being jailed for
> being flamboyant. Sure It may seem crazy as fuck, but there's some
> inspirational content to be seen. Pushing boundaries is snoops. Butthurt
> people with mod powers is worst for me than on tos.
While I can't really endorse "pushing the boundaries" because it tends
to make a lot of work for me, you can't simultaneously push them and
bitch about the consequences. Man up and take your punishment or live
in harmony with the rest of us. You are not the rosa parks of animated
gay sex gifs.
Furthermore, your own downvoting record is atrocious. You can't hide
your own saliva-soaked pillow behind your back and complain about the
nancies. I'm happy to help people who've been wronged by mob-rule, but
I'm not going out of my way to make life easy for people who are part
of the problem.
> Thank you if you managed to not break down into a rage while reading this
> for I have taken more time, you're the calmest guy on bN.
My coffee is setting in, i'm going to stop typing now.
Graham
You are not the Rosa Parks of animated gay sex gifs.
Just wanted to preserve the absurdity of this phrase for posterity.
You even fixed my capitalization! I'm sure it was an awful analogy, but I was thinking about how we segregate nsfw content for a reason.
The only good hangings are public hangings.
I'm sure it was an awful analogy, but I was thinking about how we segregate nsfw content for a reason.
Now I'm picturing snoops in a helmet, attempting to sit at the front of the short bus.
Just wanted to preserve the absurdity of this phrase for posterity.
hornwrecker:
snoops in a helmet
Lest we forget, this is the origin of the "fuck you soledsoled" meme.
If you really want to preserve it, tag it.
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rosa parks of gay sex
Godammit Heap, just when I thought the thread was dead you have to post that. Good jorb!
tagged:
rosa parks of gay sex
tag match with snoops
Date: 6-14-08
Conviction: animated gay sex gifs
/never forget
Date: 6-14-08
Conviction: animated gay sex gifs
/never forget
Better yet, let's forget.
You may forget me, but know one will forget how you are such a women.
Not quite...
There's a little epilogue to my tale of sadness
I was dragged down the block by His Royal Grahamness
We rounded the corner and came to a stop
Threw me inside Jake's the barber shop
I said, "please sir just a little off the top..."
Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop
So on my head there's nothing but stubble
Man, I hate bein' in deep, deep trouble!
Because they renew. And I don't use them for anything other than "someone who may or may not be humorous name to complete the joke in the post" posts.
8 is waaaaay more than the number of funny things I could come up with like that in a day.
8 is waaaaay more than the number of funny things I could come up with like that in a day.
Lies!!!
Not even close.
The lucky few.
indeed
You are not the rosa parks of animated
gay sex gifs.
Graham
best line ever
Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there
We had joy, we had fun
we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time
Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along
Goodbye Papa it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them, I'll be there
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone
Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground
Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there
Progessives are humorless drones full of rcorded talking points.
It's just been the same argument repeated endlessly for the last three years with very little variety.
WHAT
have you
DONE here?
WHAT
have you
DONE here?
What I had to do. What I always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live.
You've got a small user number than I do, and you don't know who snoops is?
You need to dedicate more of your time to this place, man.