The suburbs are turning into the ghetto thanks to the subprime mortgage crisis and predatory lending, while young educated people are flocking into the cities.



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soledsoled 2850 2008-06-16 20:54:09.0 login to vote score 0
sounds like paradise

tarrant84 30 2008-06-16 20:55:00.0 login to vote score 0
I grew up in the suburbs, got educated, and moved to the city. For all the reasons in the article -- I can walk everywhere, I can take public transportation, and it's rich in culture.

What I remember about the suburbs is driving. A whole lot of driving. Driving driving driving. Everything is about your car.

I like being able to walk and bike everywhere. I also like all the random crap here, like "First Friday" where they do art exhibits, all the restaurants, bars, and other events. It really is good living if you don't have kids.
fuckyou 158 2008-06-16 20:58:32.0 login to vote score 0
tarrant84: I grew up in the suburbs, got educated, and moved to the city. For all the reasons in the article -- I can walk everywhere, I can take public transportation, and it's rich in culture.

It really is good living if you don't have kids.


Yup. Being a young professional is a pretty good deal.
tarrant84 30 2008-06-16 21:02:42.0 login to vote score 0
fuckyou: Yup. Being a young professional is a pretty good deal.

This is a great week for me too...

- Sox / Phils game (behind home plate!)
- Clam bake on Wednesday, followed by quizzo (bar trivia)
- Philadelphia Brewing Co. event
- Weekend bike ride

So much stuff to do... you couldn't do that in one week if you lived in the burbs. Not without a whole lot of driving and parking.
fuckyou 158 2008-06-16 21:03:44.0 login to vote score 0
tarrant84: This is a great week for me too...

- Sox / Phils game (behind home plate!)
- Clam bake on Wednesday, followed by quizzo (bar trivia)
- Philadelphia Brewing Co. event
- Weekend bike ride

So much stuff to do... you couldn't do that in one week if you lived in the burbs. Not without a whole lot of driving and parking.


Sounds good. This week is light on planned events, but I'm sure I'll keep myself occupied.
lincoln 1716 2008-06-16 21:07:27.0 login to vote score 0
I've been thinking of squatting in the various empty houses, offices, and warehouses all over.
totalsecurity 1281 2008-06-16 21:09:04.0 login to vote score 1
I live at least 30 miles from anything that could be considered suburbs, and I like it. I can walk out my door and keep going for over 1,000 miles without seeing any sign of humans. There's nowhere in the small states that one could do this.
some anonymous troll 1994 2008-06-16 21:10:33.0 login to vote score 2
totalsecurity: I live at least 30 miles from anything that could be considered suburbs, and I like it. I can walk out my door and keep going for over 1,000 miles without seeing any sign of humans. There's nowhere in the small states that one could do this.

I live in Kentucky. I can walk a good while without seeing anything that looks human.

fuckyou 158 2008-06-16 21:10:40.0 login to vote score 1
totalsecurity: I live at least 30 miles from anything that could be considered suburbs, and I like it. I can walk out my door and keep going for over 1,000 miles without seeing any sign of humans. There's nowhere in the small states that one could do this.

Yeah but you're a bear. You need wilderness.
tarrant84 30 2008-06-16 21:11:49.0 login to vote score 0
totalsecurity: I live at least 30 miles from anything that could be considered suburbs, and I like it. I can walk out my door and keep going for over 1,000 miles without seeing any sign of humans. There's nowhere in the small states that one could do this.

Who (or what) do you have sex with?
muninsfire 189 2008-06-16 21:13:36.0 login to vote score 1
tarrant84:
Who (or what) do you have sex with?


To hear him talk, you can look under every third fallen log and find credulous nubile women.
fuckyou 158 2008-06-16 21:15:30.0 login to vote score 0
muninsfire: To hear him talk, you can look under every third fallen log and find credulous nubile women.

LOL. Crazy to boot.
grahams 5 2008-06-16 21:16:18.0 login to vote score 0
tarrant84: I grew up in the suburbs, got educated, and moved to the city. For all the reasons in the article -- I can walk everywhere, I can take public transportation, and it's rich in culture.

What I remember about the suburbs is driving. A whole lot of driving. Driving driving driving. Everything is about your car.


I've done the city thing and liked it, but i'm quite happy out in the suburbs. Lots of space, public transport is usable, good schools, libraries, nice new rec center.

Certainly i've got to drive a bit to get to museums or top-notch dining, but I suppose I don't do all that much.

Unfortunately i have to mow :(
totalsecurity 1281 2008-06-16 21:17:53.0 login to vote score 1
tarrant84: Who (or what) do you have sex with?


Women. You may have seen them.

muninsfire: To hear him talk, you can look under every third fallen log and find credulous nubile women.

I found your sister-wife under a log earlier, but she was busy servicing my dog.
muninsfire 189 2008-06-16 21:20:37.0 login to vote score 0
totalsecurity:
I found your sister-wife under a log earlier, but she was busy servicing my dog.


I don't think that one was mine. I think VS lost a few; ask him.
thundercougarfalconbird 457 2008-06-16 21:20:46.0 login to vote score 0
grahams: Unfortunately i have to mow :(

The devil's business, that is.
muninsfire 189 2008-06-16 21:21:12.0 login to vote score 0
grahams:
Unfortunately i have to mow :(


Rock garden, with succulents. Zen sand thingy; you just have to rake that kind.
fuckyou 158 2008-06-16 21:22:58.0 login to vote score 0
thundercougarfalconbird: The devil's business, that is.

Unless you have Mexicans.
grahams 5 2008-06-16 21:24:05.0 login to vote score 0
muninsfire: Rock garden, with succulents. Zen sand thingy; you just have to rake that kind.

True, but we've got weeds here like you wouldn't believe - two unfinished lots adjacent to me. One is rented to a guy that deosn't care and the other is foreclosed (but now occupied).

Houses still seem to be moving here, so that's at least a little inspiring (though nobody is making huge profits)
tarrant84 30 2008-06-16 21:24:12.0 login to vote score 1
totalsecurity:
Women. You may have seen them.


In Alaska? Do they have beards?
tarrant84 30 2008-06-16 21:25:08.0 login to vote score 0
grahams: I've done the city thing and liked it, but i'm quite happy out in the suburbs. Lots of space, public transport is usable, good schools, libraries, nice new rec center.

Certainly i've got to drive a bit to get to museums or top-notch dining, but I suppose I don't do all that much.

Unfortunately i have to mow :(


When we have kids we're going back out to the burbs... :-/

Definitely has its advantages. Wouldn't want to be there w/o kids though.
some anonymous troll 1994 2008-06-16 21:26:12.0 login to vote score 0
fuckyou: Unless you have Mexicans.

Brown orphan babies?

tagged
muninsfire 189 2008-06-16 21:27:55.0 login to vote score 0
grahams:
True, but we've got weeds here like you wouldn't believe


That's why you put down black plastic underneath the rocks.
totalsecurity 1281 2008-06-16 21:30:26.0 login to vote score 1
tarrant84: In Alaska? Do they have beards?


Yes, between their legs.

A part of a woman you haven't seen since you were born, obviously. No doubt there is a faggot forest that you would be happy in, frolicking with the gaygnomes.
tarrant84 30 2008-06-16 21:32:10.0 login to vote score 0
totalsecurity:
Yes, between their legs.

A part of a woman you haven't seen since you were born, obviously


That's because my bitches shave.
grahams 5 2008-06-16 21:34:10.0 login to vote score 0
muninsfire: That's why you put down black plastic underneath the rocks.

Believe me. i'm doing my best.

Two layers of commercial weedblock, stones or mulch and gallons of roundup. it's a losing battle when 2 sides of my back yard are overgrown with weeds
fuckyou 158 2008-06-16 21:35:54.0 login to vote score 0
totalsecurity: frolicking with the gaygnomes

I matched you on gaygnomes, but the whole phrase fits.
soledsoled 2850 2008-06-16 21:37:12.0 login to vote score 0
The only people around here that cover their yards with stones are greaseball Italians.
currykarae 548 2008-06-16 21:37:36.0 login to vote score 0
Elk Grove is really close to where I live. It's just sad, it used to be such a great little town.
While I used to want to live in a city (like when I lived near Seattle)but down here it's just too dangerous to live in Sacramento. Folsom, my suburb I live in, has like .2 violent crimes per year. Plus, breasticle's job is in Folsom. One of us will have to commute either way.
totalsecurity 1281 2008-06-16 21:40:05.0 login to vote score 0
fuckyou: I matched you on gaygnomes, but the whole phrase fits.


It does indeed.
muninsfire 189 2008-06-16 21:43:50.0 login to vote score 0
grahams:
Believe me. i'm doing my best.

Two layers of commercial weedblock, stones or mulch and gallons of roundup. it's a losing battle when 2 sides of my back yard are overgrown with weeds


Dig up the top layer. Put down black plastic. Let sit for a week to sterilize the soil. Then, cover with sand and gravel, ensuring a good drainage pattern. Mulch and apply topsoil to small areas within the larger gravel/sand area (either in raised beds or in areas cut out from the black plastic), and insert groundcover appropriate to the area. Install stepping stones or a brick walkway. Voila, low-maintenance rock garden.
totalsecurity 1281 2008-06-16 21:47:02.0 login to vote score 0
I just eat many of the plants people consider weeds: chickweed, pigweed, fireweed, dandelions, and others. I consider them low-maintenance salad greens.
muninsfire 189 2008-06-16 22:05:34.0 login to vote score 1
totalsecurity:
I just eat many of the plants people consider weeds: chickweed, pigweed, fireweed, dandelions, and others. I consider them low-maintenance salad greens.


Very haute gourmet, too.

Unfortunately, suburbia's dumb. HOAs tend to frown on those things, and insist that you get rid of 'em. Stupid approach, really.
totalsecurity 1281 2008-06-16 22:18:06.0 login to vote score 0
muninsfire: Very haute gourmet, too.

Unfortunately, suburbia's dumb. HOAs tend to frown on those things, and insist that you get rid of 'em. Stupid approach, really.



Then I shall suffer in this terrible harsh wilderness.

Sometimes people come by and have one of these salads and cannot believe it is what they formerly considered weeds. Furthermore, it happens that these 'weeds' are very rich in vitamins and minerals.
muninsfire 189 2008-06-16 22:33:38.0 login to vote score 1
totalsecurity:
Then I shall suffer in this terrible harsh wilderness.


I'd like to get a house out in teh country for the same reason.

That and wild blackberries. Mmmmm, blackberries.

totalsecurity:
Sometimes people come by and have one of these salads and cannot believe it is what they formerly considered weeds. Furthermore, it happens that these 'weeds' are very rich in vitamins and minerals.


Yeah, the 'salad' they offer in the civilized world is kinda pale and lame by comparison.
totalsecurity 1281 2008-06-16 22:50:13.0 login to vote score 0
muninsfire: I'd like to get a house out in teh country for the same reason.

That and wild blackberries. Mmmmm, blackberries.



Yeah, the 'salad' they offer in the civilized world is kinda pale and lame by comparison.



And raspberries, and blueberries, and cranberries, and currants, and cloudberries, and salmon, and trout, and ptarmigan, and grouse...yeah, I sure wish I was one of those upscale 'urban' types, they're obviously so much smarter than I am.
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