Who did you vote for and why?
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mtman900: In reality, I voted for Obama at 7:00am... and the line was longer than I've ever seen it. In NJ, where no one's votes mattered. Almost out the door.
I got at the poll just after 7:00, and the line was out the door and curled in front of the school. In MD, where, like NJ, no one's votes matter.
I got at the poll just after 7:00, and the line was out the door and curled in front of the school. In MD, where, like NJ, no one's votes matter.
I must report a shocking turn of events. It seems the lib-fags reach extends even to Texas! I walked in to vote this morning, I look at the ballot and I see this:
"Barack Obama"
HIS NAME IS "Barack HUSSEIN Obama!!!" WHY ARE THE LIBS HIDING THIS?! HOW DID THEY GAIN CONTROL OF THE TEXAS BALLOTS? HUSSEIN! BALLOT TAMPERING! VOTER FRAUD! ACORN! UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING FURY!!!
So I did the only sensible thing to do and voted for "your mom" as a write-in candidate.
/ I'd look on FreeRepublic to see if there was a serious version of this post... but I know there undoubtedly is, so...
"Barack Obama"
HIS NAME IS "Barack HUSSEIN Obama!!!" WHY ARE THE LIBS HIDING THIS?! HOW DID THEY GAIN CONTROL OF THE TEXAS BALLOTS? HUSSEIN! BALLOT TAMPERING! VOTER FRAUD! ACORN! UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING FURY!!!
So I did the only sensible thing to do and voted for "your mom" as a write-in candidate.
/ I'd look on FreeRepublic to see if there was a serious version of this post... but I know there undoubtedly is, so...
mike_bolton: even better! Post it alot.
Well thanks for pissing on my parade! You are just mad because you see goatse in the pic.
Well thanks for pissing on my parade! You are just mad because you see goatse in the pic.
jamin aura: Well thanks for pissing on my parade! You are just mad because you see goatse in the pic.
actually that is the one image where I don't see goatse. Except for maybe the two t's in totalfark ripping the o open.
yep there it is.
actually that is the one image where I don't see goatse. Except for maybe the two t's in totalfark ripping the o open.
yep there it is.
cruiser_7: That makes me laugh every damned time. Only "Halt, Hammerzeit!" can compare.
I dunno, this one may top it.
I dunno, this one may top it.
mike_bolton: I dunno, this one may top it.
*Snort* The facial expressions on the last two photos are priceless.
*Snort* The facial expressions on the last two photos are priceless.
bxrwxr: But once you have voted it's OK to say whom you voted for.
Once the ballot is in the box, you can't downvote. And only political hacks worry about the repercussions of whom they did or did not vote for.
I'd prefer the results be kept secret until all the polls are closed, so we avoid bandwagon voting and winner-flipping surges.
But I know that's a pipe dream in the information age.
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mtman900: Choose a third party candidate you like, pull their lever. Unf unf unf.
I do not trust the lever-pulling robot. Pak choooie unf!
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action replay nick: we are going to be in more dire straights than we already are.
straits
action replay nick: based on his or her own ideals and principals
principles
As for the rest of it, I agree completely. Also, good to see you around here again.
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07:45ish central time in Suburbia, Dallas, TX: No line to wait to vote. I don't know if my vote will make any difference in this presumptively Republican state, but I hope that others don't neglect to vote on the assumption that their vote won't make a difference.
I don't want somebody the same as me, or dumber than me, as president. I want somebody smarter. The office of president isn't on the level of running a household, or a small town, or even a business. I want to elect someone who can handle that responsibility, choose wise advisors, trust their chosen advisors' advice, and make informed decisions. If it doesn't work out, s/he should be able to take the blame, but also lead us though the dark times to the light again.
Everyone would be better off if they thought that way too.
Once the ballot is in the box, you can't downvote. And only political hacks worry about the repercussions of whom they did or did not vote for.
I'd prefer the results be kept secret until all the polls are closed, so we avoid bandwagon voting and winner-flipping surges.
But I know that's a pipe dream in the information age.
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mtman900: Choose a third party candidate you like, pull their lever. Unf unf unf.
I do not trust the lever-pulling robot. Pak choooie unf!
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action replay nick: we are going to be in more dire straights than we already are.
straits
action replay nick: based on his or her own ideals and principals
principles
As for the rest of it, I agree completely. Also, good to see you around here again.
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07:45ish central time in Suburbia, Dallas, TX: No line to wait to vote. I don't know if my vote will make any difference in this presumptively Republican state, but I hope that others don't neglect to vote on the assumption that their vote won't make a difference.
I don't want somebody the same as me, or dumber than me, as president. I want somebody smarter. The office of president isn't on the level of running a household, or a small town, or even a business. I want to elect someone who can handle that responsibility, choose wise advisors, trust their chosen advisors' advice, and make informed decisions. If it doesn't work out, s/he should be able to take the blame, but also lead us though the dark times to the light again.
Everyone would be better off if they thought that way too.
action replay nick:
So, yeah, I'm ready for the dreaded "Change" in the form of the terrorist Muslim black Anti-Christ guy, who actually seems to give a shit about helping normal American families. If he wins and turns out to suck, I'll be happy to admit it, but it's time to give someone else a chance, and Obama's platform actually serves the interest of a middle class American like me far better than the ideas of the crazy old guy and the prom queen who take advice from fake plumbers. Fake plumbers who lie about wanting to buy their business, that doesn't even earn enough money to make the point that they're lying to argue about valid.
And this is why I voted for Obama myself.
So, yeah, I'm ready for the dreaded "Change" in the form of the terrorist Muslim black Anti-Christ guy, who actually seems to give a shit about helping normal American families. If he wins and turns out to suck, I'll be happy to admit it, but it's time to give someone else a chance, and Obama's platform actually serves the interest of a middle class American like me far better than the ideas of the crazy old guy and the prom queen who take advice from fake plumbers. Fake plumbers who lie about wanting to buy their business, that doesn't even earn enough money to make the point that they're lying to argue about valid.
And this is why I voted for Obama myself.
osirisothedead: I hate the fact that judges run under a political party name here. Justice isn't partisan...
Tell that to Scalia.
Tell that to Scalia.
osirisothedead: I hate the fact that judges run under a political party name here. Justice isn't partisan...
Though it may comfort you to know that their clerks are not allowed to affiliate themselves with a political party. And everyone knows its the clerks that write the opinions while the judges are out playing golf. True story. Show me a judge that writes his own opinions and I'll buy you dinner.
Though it may comfort you to know that their clerks are not allowed to affiliate themselves with a political party. And everyone knows its the clerks that write the opinions while the judges are out playing golf. True story. Show me a judge that writes his own opinions and I'll buy you dinner.
mike_bolton: I dunno, this one may top it.
The words aren't even funny anymore, but that smirk on Biden's face makes me laugh all the time.
The words aren't even funny anymore, but that smirk on Biden's face makes me laugh all the time.
selectivedisclosure: Though it may comfort you to know that their clerks are not allowed to affiliate themselves with a political party. And everyone knows its the clerks that write the opinions while the judges are out playing golf. True story. Show me a judge that writes his own opinions and I'll buy you dinner.
if Ron Paul was a judge, damn skippy he would.
You better hope that twitch doesn't know an answer....
if Ron Paul was a judge, damn skippy he would.
You better hope that twitch doesn't know an answer....
mctwisty: The words aren't even funny anymore, but that smirk on Biden's face makes me laugh all the time.
true - halt hammerzeit is timeless, the vp debate will fade quickly.
true - halt hammerzeit is timeless, the vp debate will fade quickly.
mike_bolton: if Ron Paul was a judge, damn skippy he would.
You better hope that twitch doesn't know an answer....
LOL. Sure, some judges may claim they write their own opinions but they don't. My constitutional law professor wrote Roe v. Wade. He was Blackmun's clerk.
You better hope that twitch doesn't know an answer....
LOL. Sure, some judges may claim they write their own opinions but they don't. My constitutional law professor wrote Roe v. Wade. He was Blackmun's clerk.
selectivedisclosure: LOL. Sure, some judges may claim they write their own opinions but they don't. My constitutional law professor wrote Roe v. Wade. He was Blackmun's clerk.
I thought I heard a story that Scalia writes his opinions and then reads them to his whole office as the pages are coming off the printer. Supposedly it is quite a scene when he does it. I think the general consensus is that he thinks pretty highly of himself.
I thought I heard a story that Scalia writes his opinions and then reads them to his whole office as the pages are coming off the printer. Supposedly it is quite a scene when he does it. I think the general consensus is that he thinks pretty highly of himself.
dasboot: I thought I heard a story that Scalia writes his opinions and then reads them to his whole office as the pages are coming off the printer. Supposedly it is quite a scene when he does it. I think the general consensus is that he thinks pretty highly of himself.
FIGJAM
FIGJAM
I just got back from voting. 3 hours in line and then 2 double sided pages, bubble in. Fuck. That was the worst ride evar. It's also cold here - it's not supposed to be. The sun never came out. I'm in short sleeves. Thank God I brought a chair, and my Zune and my kindle and my blackberry.
I voted for Valentin.
His ideals and vision are the only thing that will save us in these dark times.
His ideals and vision are the only thing that will save us in these dark times.
sockpuppet: I voted for Valentin.
His ideals and vision are the only thing that will save us in these dark times.
He's not a US citizen.
His ideals and vision are the only thing that will save us in these dark times.
He's not a US citizen.
eddie van helsing: He's not a US citizen.
GODDAMMIT IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!!!
FFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK!
But I already drank the koolaid....
:-(
GODDAMMIT IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!!!
FFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK!
But I already drank the koolaid....
:-(
JUST GOT BACK from voting in NJ.
Took about 10 minutes, in and out.
No paper trail on the machine I used. Don't like that at all.
Took about 10 minutes, in and out.
No paper trail on the machine I used. Don't like that at all.
sockpuppet: But I already drank the koolaid....
:-(
I regret to inform you that that wasn't koolaid...
(insert the related Valentin animated gif here)
:-(
I regret to inform you that that wasn't koolaid...
(insert the related Valentin animated gif here)
swingingjohnson: JUST GOT BACK from voting in NJ.
Took about 10 minutes, in and out.
No paper trail on the machine I used. Don't like that at all.
Thanks for voting for McCain.
Took about 10 minutes, in and out.
No paper trail on the machine I used. Don't like that at all.
Thanks for voting for McCain.
swingingjohnson: JUST GOT BACK from voting in NJ.
Took about 10 minutes, in and out.
No paper trail on the machine I used. Don't like that at all.
Dude, it's Jersey. You think a paper trail means shit?
Took about 10 minutes, in and out.
No paper trail on the machine I used. Don't like that at all.
Dude, it's Jersey. You think a paper trail means shit?
sockpuppet: I voted for Valentin.
His ideals and vision are the only thing that will save us in these dark times.
Vote the fake moon party!
His ideals and vision are the only thing that will save us in these dark times.
Vote the fake moon party!
lunablue: Thanks for voting for McCain.
Dude, it's Jersey.
The McCain camp ain't exactly the Party Machine in position to shenanigan the vote there.
Dude, it's Jersey.
The McCain camp ain't exactly the Party Machine in position to shenanigan the vote there.
broadus mcgroyne: Dude, it's Jersey.
The McCain camp ain't exactly the Party Machine in position to shenanigan the vote there.
True, I just wanted to see a sj meltdown.
The McCain camp ain't exactly the Party Machine in position to shenanigan the vote there.
True, I just wanted to see a sj meltdown.
lunablue: Thanks for voting for McCain.
broadus mcgroyne: Dude, it's Jersey. You think a paper trail means shit?
Weird little town I live in. Most of the lawn signs say McCain/Palin.
I'm hoping all the houses with no lawn signs are voting Obama.
broadus mcgroyne: Dude, it's Jersey. You think a paper trail means shit?
Weird little town I live in. Most of the lawn signs say McCain/Palin.
I'm hoping all the houses with no lawn signs are voting Obama.
lunablue: True, I just wanted to see a sj meltdown.
If this was a little closer I would be melting down.
If this was a little closer I would be melting down.
broadus mcgroyne:
FIGJAM = Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
PC LOAD LETTER = Don't Pick On Me Because I Just Happen To Be The Best At Being Me. Holy Fuck I'm Awesome. Do You Want To Kiss My Scalia Sausage Fingers?
FIGJAM = Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
PC LOAD LETTER = Don't Pick On Me Because I Just Happen To Be The Best At Being Me. Holy Fuck I'm Awesome. Do You Want To Kiss My Scalia Sausage Fingers?
swingingjohnson:
I'm hoping all the houses with no lawn signs are voting Obama
Being Jersey those lawns probably have bodies buried in them.
I'm hoping all the houses with no lawn signs are voting Obama
Being Jersey those lawns probably have bodies buried in them.
swingingjohnson: If this was a little closer I would be melting down.
BEEFARONI AND RIOTS MCCAIN STOLE THE 'LECTION AND BUSH HELPED DEIBOLD SAID THEY WOULD DELIVER!!!!
BEEFARONI AND RIOTS MCCAIN STOLE THE 'LECTION AND BUSH HELPED DEIBOLD SAID THEY WOULD DELIVER!!!!
lunablue: True, I just wanted to see a sj meltdown.
Oh. In that case...
We were supposed to Barack the vote, man, but because of sj, the vote didn't even get Baracked. Bastard.
Oh. In that case...
We were supposed to Barack the vote, man, but because of sj, the vote didn't even get Baracked. Bastard.
mrtoast: For the first time since I was old enough, not voting. These guys are both clowns. I don't even care who wins.
There are more than 2 candidates running. You would do us all a favor by voting for a 3rd party candidate instead of staying home and implicitly voting for the status quo.
There are more than 2 candidates running. You would do us all a favor by voting for a 3rd party candidate instead of staying home and implicitly voting for the status quo.
someone who may or may not be FlashLV
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I voted for the Nigger.
And, yeah, I voted Bob Barr. He and LP are not perfect, but I refuse to support the current DemocratRepublican establishment.
supergrover: Jumpin' Joe Scarborough thinks this is the launch of her national career and that she is the leader for 2012.
Fortunately she's far too much of an idiot for that to happen.
She was simply comic relief from a long and grueling campaign trail. I admire McCain for picking a joke instead of a real, viable person. It shows he's really looking out for us Obama-supporters.
Fortunately she's far too much of an idiot for that to happen.
She was simply comic relief from a long and grueling campaign trail. I admire McCain for picking a joke instead of a real, viable person. It shows he's really looking out for us Obama-supporters.
swingingjohnson: JUST GOT BACK from voting in NJ.
Took about 10 minutes, in and out.
No paper trail on the machine I used. Don't like that at all.
If you were using a paper ballot with a #2 pencil to bubble-in the candidates, do you think it would be less likely to have fraud at the polls?
Took about 10 minutes, in and out.
No paper trail on the machine I used. Don't like that at all.
If you were using a paper ballot with a #2 pencil to bubble-in the candidates, do you think it would be less likely to have fraud at the polls?
dasboot: I thought I heard a story that Scalia writes his opinions and then reads them to his whole office as the pages are coming off the printer. Supposedly it is quite a scene when he does it. I think the general consensus is that he thinks pretty highly of himself.
Actually my brother's constitutional law professor was Scalia's clerk. He was known for scrutinizing his clerk's opinions to the point where he might as well have written it himself, but he still didn't write them.
Actually my brother's constitutional law professor was Scalia's clerk. He was known for scrutinizing his clerk's opinions to the point where he might as well have written it himself, but he still didn't write them.
andbruno: Fortunately she's far too much of an idiot for that to happen.
Unless Obama does well and they need a sacrifice in 2012.
Unless Obama does well and they need a sacrifice in 2012.
dasboot: If you were using a paper ballot with a #2 pencil to bubble-in the candidates, do you think it would be less likely to have fraud at the polls?
My ballot was a bubble-sheet, but the provider marker was a black ink pen, not a pencil.
My ballot was a bubble-sheet, but the provider marker was a black ink pen, not a pencil.
IF OBAMA GETS ELECTED ALL WHITE WOMEN WILL BE STAMPEDED AND CATTLE RAPED. ANY OF YOU CALL OBAMA FRANCIS AND HE'LL KILL YOU. ANY MAN HE SEES OUT THERE HE'S NOT ONLY GOING TO KILL HIM BUT KILL HIS WIFE, ALL HIS FRIENDS AND BURN HIS DAMN HOUSE DOWN. AND HE WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURY THOSE WHO WOULD ATTEMPT TO POISON HIM AND HIS MUSLIM BROTHERS. AND YOU WILL KNOW HIS NAME IS THE LORD WHEN HE LAYS VENGEANCE UPON THEE AND FARTS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION FOR HE WHO MESSES WITH DUKO KNOWS NOTHING OF DUKO. IT'S A CINDERELLA STORY BUT OBAMA LOVES ILLINOIS NAZIS AND HE USES WIRE HANGERS. SOCIALIST IS AS SOCIALIST DOES AND OBAMA WILL MOVE THE U.S. TO SOCIALISM AT LUDICROUS SPEED. OBAMA SEES DEAD PEOPLE AND WANTS TO RAISE THEIR TAXES. IF YOU ARE FEELING LUCKY PUNK AND VOTE FOR OBAMA YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER, AND THE WHOLE DAMN TRIAL IS OUT OF ORDER. OBAMA LOVES THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING, HE LIKES RAPE AND HE LIKES MOVIES WITH GLADIATORS. WHENEVER OBAMA MEETS WITH BILL AYERS HE SAYS YOU COMPLETE ME AND IF OBAMA GETS ELECTED WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT. OBAMA WILL MAKE YOU TO SAY HELLO TO HIS LITTLE FRIEND BUT HE WON'T SAY EXCUSE ME WHILE HE WHIPS IT OUT. OBAMA WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK AND THEREFORE IS A WITCH BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. THE ONLY THING THAT SCARES KEYSER SOZE IS AN OBAMA PRESIDENCY AND THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED WAS CONVINCING THE WORLD HE DIDN'T EXIST.
I voted Obama/Biden because I was upset that they were disparaged for being intellectual.
dasboot: If you were using a paper ballot with a #2 pencil to bubble-in the candidates, do you think it would be less likely to have fraud at the polls?
That's what we have in CT. Fill in the bubble, and the card gets scanned and stored for a potential re-count.
Touch screens are for the handicapped.
That's what we have in CT. Fill in the bubble, and the card gets scanned and stored for a potential re-count.
Touch screens are for the handicapped.
envelope: And, yeah, I voted Bob Barr. He and LP are not perfect, but I refuse to support the current DemocratRepublican establishment.
and this is why I voted almost a straight Libertarian ticket, with the exception of 1 democrat.
I used to be proud to be a republican, but the religious right has completely ruined the party for me, and I cannot associate myself with those people.
and this is why I voted almost a straight Libertarian ticket, with the exception of 1 democrat.
I used to be proud to be a republican, but the religious right has completely ruined the party for me, and I cannot associate myself with those people.
dasboot: If you were using a paper ballot with a #2 pencil to bubble-in the candidates, do you think it would be less likely to have fraud at the polls?
I liked the voting machines in NV.
They print all the votes you just made on a receipt that you can view under a glass window.
All machines in every stage should be like that.
I liked the voting machines in NV.
They print all the votes you just made on a receipt that you can view under a glass window.
All machines in every stage should be like that.
fatsean: That's what we have in CT. Fill in the bubble, and the card gets scanned and stored for a potential re-count.
Touch screens are for the handicapped.
Yeah - that's what we have in Florida now. You can put the ballot in upside down and backwards and it still gets counted right.
Touch screens are for the handicapped.
Yeah - that's what we have in Florida now. You can put the ballot in upside down and backwards and it still gets counted right.
the bon_scott: IF OBAMA GETS ELECTED ALL WHITE WOMEN WILL BE STAMPEDED AND CATTLE RAPED.
Have you been stealing my catnip?
Have you been stealing my catnip?
swingingjohnson: I liked the voting machines in NV.
They print all the votes you just made on a receipt that you can view under a glass window.
All machines in every stage should be like that.
I love those machines - very popular in South America.
They print all the votes you just made on a receipt that you can view under a glass window.
All machines in every stage should be like that.
I love those machines - very popular in South America.
UGA sororities, fraternities, and political student groups are offering FREEdom rides to the polls so students can vote. Basically a free ride in a minivan. The Democrat student group is partying it up at the student center.
About 1.9 million Georgians voted early. We be having good turnout down heah.
About 1.9 million Georgians voted early. We be having good turnout down heah.
Ron Paul(got the scan to prove it) because he's the only sane and reasonable choice for America.
OK, I just got back from the polls. I voted Democrat for all Federal offices, and voted for independents on all state and local offices. Since CT is also doing referendums on a constitutional convention and an amendment to allow all votes to vote in any primary they choose, regardless of affiliation, I voted yes on both questions.
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