As God is my witness, I thought Porsches could fly
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Jeez, props to the driver of the vehicle; that must have been scary as hell, and there's no indication that he/she freaked out and yanked the wheel.
He's lucky it was just a bird - at that speed, hitting a deer could have been fatal for everybody involved.
It doesn't say if it was the car or the bird that was going 120.
Winner winner chicken dinnar!
keerbip: It doesn't say if it was the car or the bird that was going 120.
Or if each one was going 60.
Or if each one was going 60.
keerbip: It doesn't say if it was the car or the bird that was going 120.
They were both going 60. The Porsche driver was driving responsibly, like you'd expect from a sports car owner, when he was ambushed by a turbo chicken.
They were both going 60. The Porsche driver was driving responsibly, like you'd expect from a sports car owner, when he was ambushed by a turbo chicken.
That's a shame, but I want to take this opportunity to try a threadjack.
I've owned lots of nice cars and a few old beaters in my days. FORD Econoline Vans were my favs. You can go anywhere, haul anything and sleep when you want.
I really see no valid reason to spend lots of money on fantastic cars anymore.
Some people judge you by the car you drive. I've owned a Dino Ferrari, a 68 Jag, a $40K Ford van... and it may have impressed a few people that never really mattered to me... and never once did it do me any good in the long run.
You can love your car as a piece of art... in which case I'll take a pristine metallic gray 1973 Camaro.
But why is it with our society that we put so much social protocol and alpha male/female respect in to the automobile a person drives?
I've owned lots of nice cars and a few old beaters in my days. FORD Econoline Vans were my favs. You can go anywhere, haul anything and sleep when you want.
I really see no valid reason to spend lots of money on fantastic cars anymore.
Some people judge you by the car you drive. I've owned a Dino Ferrari, a 68 Jag, a $40K Ford van... and it may have impressed a few people that never really mattered to me... and never once did it do me any good in the long run.
You can love your car as a piece of art... in which case I'll take a pristine metallic gray 1973 Camaro.
But why is it with our society that we put so much social protocol and alpha male/female respect in to the automobile a person drives?
swingingjohnson: But why is it with our society that we put so much social protocol and alpha male/female respect in to the automobile a person drives?
same with clothes, housing location/size, gadgets, etc. sign of wealth.
same with clothes, housing location/size, gadgets, etc. sign of wealth.
jingks: same with clothes, housing location/size, gadgets, etc. sign of wealth.
I hear you.
I don't sway that way.
I hear you.
I don't sway that way.
jed the humanoid: From the pictures: Not sure if the bird made it.
Sir, that bird is no more.
"E's just pinin' for the fjords."
Sir, that bird is no more.
"E's just pinin' for the fjords."
twitch osx: I like how one comment said it was a turkey that he hit. It's obviously a rooster.
Whoa! That's a picture!
Whoa! That's a picture!
swingingjohnson: Whoa! That's a picture!
Yea... lol. Notice the handicap sticker on the dash... heh.
Yea... lol. Notice the handicap sticker on the dash... heh.
twitch osx: Yea... lol. Notice the handicap sticker on the dash... heh.
But on the bright side... that's a lot of good steak right there.
Just pull it out, gut it, skin it, slice it and you have good meet to feed 40 people.
But on the bright side... that's a lot of good steak right there.
Just pull it out, gut it, skin it, slice it and you have good meet to feed 40 people.
"What I want you to do is take those cleaning products and clean the rooster out of that car. I'm talking fast, fast, fast. You need to go in the back seat, scoop up all those little pieces of rooster--get it out of thereâ?¦wipe down the upholstery. Now, when it comes to the upholsteryâ?¦it don't need to be spic-and-span. You donâ??t need to eat rooster off it. Just give it a good once-over. What you need to take care ofâ?¦ are the really messy parts. The pools of rooster blood that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up."
meat
swingingjohnson: But on the bright side... that's a lot of good steak right there.
Just pull it out, gut it, skin it, slice it and you have good meet to feed 40 people.
Er. No.
That meat is so bruised, you would not want anything to do with it.
Or the meet.
Just pull it out, gut it, skin it, slice it and you have good meet to feed 40 people.
Er. No.
That meat is so bruised, you would not want anything to do with it.
Or the meet.
swingingjohnson: That's a shame, but I want to take this opportunity to try a threadjack.
I've owned lots of nice cars and a few old beaters in my days. FORD Econoline Vans were my favs. You can go anywhere, haul anything and sleep when you want.
I really see no valid reason to spend lots of money on fantastic cars anymore.
Some people judge you by the car you drive. I've owned a Dino Ferrari, a 68 Jag, a $40K Ford van... and it may have impressed a few people that never really mattered to me... and never once did it do me any good in the long run.
You can love your car as a piece of art... in which case I'll take a pristine metallic gray 1973 Camaro.
But why is it with our society that we put so much social protocol and alpha male/female respect in to the automobile a person drives?
Art for arts sake sometimes. And if you owned a Ferrari Dino, you never got to drive it anyway, so it must have been about the art.
I've owned lots of nice cars and a few old beaters in my days. FORD Econoline Vans were my favs. You can go anywhere, haul anything and sleep when you want.
I really see no valid reason to spend lots of money on fantastic cars anymore.
Some people judge you by the car you drive. I've owned a Dino Ferrari, a 68 Jag, a $40K Ford van... and it may have impressed a few people that never really mattered to me... and never once did it do me any good in the long run.
You can love your car as a piece of art... in which case I'll take a pristine metallic gray 1973 Camaro.
But why is it with our society that we put so much social protocol and alpha male/female respect in to the automobile a person drives?
Art for arts sake sometimes. And if you owned a Ferrari Dino, you never got to drive it anyway, so it must have been about the art.
bunnythor: Er. No.
That meat is so bruised, you would not want anything to do with it.
Or the meet.
There is nothing wrong with that meat.
WTF are you talking about? LOL! The meat is bruised?
Are you smoking good pot today?
That meat is so bruised, you would not want anything to do with it.
Or the meet.
There is nothing wrong with that meat.
WTF are you talking about? LOL! The meat is bruised?
Are you smoking good pot today?
Glass should have been stronger.
harrisonfire: Art for arts sake sometimes. And if you owned a Ferrari Dino, you never got to drive it anyway, so it must have been about the art.
I owned it for 2 years and drove it for about 10 hours.
A '69 Dino Ferrari. The last one made by Dino's hands.
It handled terrible and the brakes were so bad I almost dented it.
I owned it for 2 years and drove it for about 10 hours.
A '69 Dino Ferrari. The last one made by Dino's hands.
It handled terrible and the brakes were so bad I almost dented it.
swingingjohnson: But why is it with our society that we put so much social protocol and alpha male/female respect in to the automobile a person drives?
Because women will fuck you for it.
Because women will fuck you for it.
We had a seagull fly into the windshield of the GTO, it was pretty scary, but we were only doing around 50, so it just bounced off.
But you just don't expect a bird to fly right at you like that.
But you just don't expect a bird to fly right at you like that.
feepness: Because women will fuck you for it.
Screw that, I can get my own cool car and then I don't have to put up with some asshole.
Screw that, I can get my own cool car and then I don't have to put up with some asshole.
abbynormal: We had a seagull fly into the windshield of the GTO, it was pretty scary, but we were only doing around 50, so it just bounced off.
But you just don't expect a bird to fly right at you like that.
I bet the birds don't expect a couple tons of metal and glass to be zooming around at fifty miles an hour either.
But you just don't expect a bird to fly right at you like that.
I bet the birds don't expect a couple tons of metal and glass to be zooming around at fifty miles an hour either.
feepness: Because women will f**k you for it.
Doesn't matter if you're married.
abbynormal: Screw that, I can get my own cool car and then I don't have to put up with some asshole.
+1
Doesn't matter if you're married.
abbynormal: Screw that, I can get my own cool car and then I don't have to put up with some asshole.
+1
abbynormal: Screw that, I can get my own cool car and then I don't have to put up with some asshole.
Crap. Well, time to sell the Lambo then.
Crap. Well, time to sell the Lambo then.
harrisonfire: Doesn't matter if you're married. in a monogamous relationship.
FTFY.
Besides, it's an innate drive to want to flaunt.
FTFY.
Besides, it's an innate drive to want to flaunt.
feepness: FTFY.
Besides, it's an innate drive to want to flaunt.
Thanks for the fix, of course monogamous relationship is applicable.
Besides, it's an innate drive to want to flaunt.
Thanks for the fix, of course monogamous relationship is applicable.
feepness: Crap. Well, time to sell the Lambo then.
Is it a stick? I might be looking to upgrade. :-)
Besides, you aren't on my asshole list.
Is it a stick? I might be looking to upgrade. :-)
Besides, you aren't on my asshole list.
swingingjohnson: I really see no valid reason to spend lots of money on fantastic cars anymore.
My dad is fond of saying that a car is the most expensive thing you'll ever own. The idea being that if you buy new, as soon as you drive it off the lot, it loses a huge chunk of its value. And in just a few years you'll be lucky to get a couple of grand for it.
My dad is fond of saying that a car is the most expensive thing you'll ever own. The idea being that if you buy new, as soon as you drive it off the lot, it loses a huge chunk of its value. And in just a few years you'll be lucky to get a couple of grand for it.
me and boobookitty (my fiancee). That's preeeeetty much all I need to know. I like it that y'all are just pixels on a screen.
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abbynormal: Is it a stick? I might be looking to upgrade. :-)
Besides, you aren't on my asshole list.
Yes, it's a stick.
Hey, when is your party? I am family-less for about ten days in July, though I wouldn't mind bringing the kids if it was an appropriate idea.
Besides, you aren't on my asshole list.
Yes, it's a stick.
Hey, when is your party? I am family-less for about ten days in July, though I wouldn't mind bringing the kids if it was an appropriate idea.
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