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  • It's back to Speedo's for Michael Phelps. Records may get asterisk.



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    mtman900 3599 2009-07-24 11:52:49.0 login to vote score 0
    As long as he doesn't get the needo to speedo, he should be ok.
    fatsean 3838 2009-07-24 11:58:28.0 login to vote score 0
    How lame. Why not have them all swim in the nude FFS?


    cardinal puff 887 2009-07-24 12:00:04.0 login to vote score 0
    fatsean: How lame. Why not have them all swim in the nude FFS?

    Interesting idea. The ones with smaller genitalia would be able to go faster... less drag.
    szmike 1151 2009-07-24 12:01:04.0 login to vote score 0
    No, asterisks are for performance enhancing drugs.

    Smoking the reefer should be considered a handicap.
    surfnazi 932 2009-07-24 12:04:04.0 login to vote score 0
    szmike: No, asterisks are for performance enhancing drugs.

    Smoking the reefer should be considered a handicap.


    Per the article, and even the headline, they were referring to his supersuit.
    surfnazi 932 2009-07-24 12:05:19.0 login to vote score 0
    fatsean: How lame. Why not have them all swim in the nude FFS?

    That's how the greeks performed the individual medley, that's how we should do it.
    osirisothedead 1858 2009-07-24 12:05:51.0 login to vote score 1
    surfnazi 932 2009-07-24 12:06:44.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead:

    That man has some lung capacity.
    osirisothedead 1858 2009-07-24 12:07:15.0 login to vote score 2
    surfnazi: That's how the greeks performed the individual medley, that's how we should do it.

    The Greeks also disallowed any man who was circumcised from competing in the games. They thought the exposed glans would be too much for women to handle. So, if we followed the Greek rules, that would prevent 70%+ of the US male population from competing.
    surfnazi 932 2009-07-24 12:08:19.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: The Greeks also disallowed any man who was circumcised from competing in the games. They thought the exposed glans would be too much for women to handle. So, if we followed the Greek rules, that would prevent 70%+ of the US male population from competing.

    It's cool to see the hose, but not if the nozzle were exposed?
    dimensiation 1319 2009-07-24 12:08:39.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: The Greeks also disallowed any man who was circumcised from competing in the games. They thought the exposed glans would be too much for women to handle. So, if we followed the Greek rules, that would prevent 70%+ of the US male population from competing.

    Good. Fuck you and your barbaric dick chopping practices.
    szmike 1151 2009-07-24 12:08:50.0 login to vote score 0
    surfnazi: Per the article, and even the headline, they were referring to his supersuit.

    Headline is ambiguous. DRTFA.
    cranky bastard 6 2009-07-24 12:09:22.0 login to vote score 1
    I'd bet a dollar that research is underway somewhere on a lotion that turns skin into Teflon for a few hours.

    Just think - some kind of nanoparticle molecular film that induces laminar flow and/or fiddles with surface tension could turn a swimmer into a muscle-powered torpedo.

    Of course, such a material would probably cause blindness and testicular shrinkage - but that wouldn't stop the pros from using it.
    faethe 860 2009-07-24 12:09:26.0 login to vote score 0
    fatsean: How lame. Why not have them all swim in the nude FFS?

    I, for one, approve :p
    osirisothedead 1858 2009-07-24 12:10:11.0 login to vote score 0
    dimensiation: Good. f**k you and your barbaric dick chopping practices.

    Hey, they're not *my* practices. I certainly wouldn't subject any man to such a thing.
    faethe 860 2009-07-24 12:10:53.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: The Greeks also disallowed any man who was circumcised from competing in the games. They thought the exposed glans would be too much for women to handle. So, if we followed the Greek rules, that would prevent 70%+ of the US male population from competing.

    It wasn't the wimmen who'd get stiff.
    dimensiation 1319 2009-07-24 12:14:59.0 login to vote score 2
    osirisothedead: Hey, they're not *my* practices. I certainly wouldn't subject any man to such a thing.

    It was more of a general "you" than you specifically. Actually, what's your experience with cut vs uncut guys? Is there a big difference?

    cranky bastard: I'd bet a dollar that research is underway somewhere on a lotion that turns skin into Teflon for a few hours.

    Just think - some kind of nanoparticle molecular film that induces laminar flow and/or fiddles with surface tension could turn a swimmer into a muscle-powered torpedo.

    Of course, such a material would probably cause blindness and testicular shrinkage - but that wouldn't stop the pros from using it.



    ???
    osirisothedead 1858 2009-07-24 12:17:03.0 login to vote score 0
    dimensiation: It was more of a general "you" than you specifically. Actually, what's your experience with cut vs uncut guys? Is there a big difference?

    Not particularly. I've seen my fair share of both, and the pleasure doesn't seem to be affected. What does happen sometimes in uncut guys is that they're a little too sensitive. Other than that, a wang is a wang.
    anaxibios 966 2009-07-24 14:57:32.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: The Greeks also disallowed any man who was circumcised from competing in the games. They thought the exposed glans would be too much for women to handle. So, if we followed the Greek rules, that would prevent 70%+ of the US male population from competing.

    I don't know whether circumcised wangs were prohibited (circumcision wasn't practiced, AFAIK), but if so, it wasn't for that reason. Women were banned from participating in or even attending the games. Do you happen to have a source for it?
    If you logged in, you could post here.