David Cross admits to snorting cocaine at a White House Correspondent's Dinner just far enough away from Barack to keep him from bumming any.
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"Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!" Cross said he texted his friend to say, "No way you can ever top that."
Off of Hillary's ass, with W and Obama, drunk as fuck, cheering you on as the Ghost of Lincoln masturbates in the background.
Off of Hillary's ass, with W and Obama, drunk as fuck, cheering you on as the Ghost of Lincoln masturbates in the background.
Still doing that loser drug at his age? What a wanker.
I love David Cross
oftenrong: Still doing that loser drug at his age? What a wanker.
So what are the non-loser drugs at his age?
So what are the non-loser drugs at his age?
Weed and aspirin.
szmike: I definitely like him better as a Never Nude.
I've got all three seasons on DVD. I tried watching them all when I was laid up with an injured leg. But, I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
I've got all three seasons on DVD. I tried watching them all when I was laid up with an injured leg. But, I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
token: I've got all three seasons on DVD. I tried watching them all when I was laid up with an injured leg. But, I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Oh token, you blowhard!
Oh token, you blowhard!
fatsean: I'm pretty sure that was a joke, but if not...
Cool story, bro!
one thing's for sure, if he ever gets lucky enough to go back to the WH, he can count on a cavity search
Cool story, bro!
one thing's for sure, if he ever gets lucky enough to go back to the WH, he can count on a cavity search
Don't get me wrong, I think he's one side splitting funny fucker but if you're over 40 and still doing coke for any reason other than medicinal you're a loser no matter how successful you are.
oftenrong: Don't get me wrong, I think he's one side splitting funny fucker but if you're over 40 and still doing coke for any reason other than medicinal you're a loser no matter how successful you are.
Some people just prefer stimulants over booze? I dunno, he doesn't seem to have problems with it.
Some people just prefer stimulants over booze? I dunno, he doesn't seem to have problems with it.
Hmm, I like David Cross, but I hate PETA!
oftenrong: /just the most recent of so many
When I heard he died, the first thing I thought of was, stimulant overdose. Just don't get the same feeling from Cross.
When I heard he died, the first thing I thought of was, stimulant overdose. Just don't get the same feeling from Cross.
szmike: Oh token, you blowhard!
You're such a cupid. I'd let you sink your arrow into my buttocks any time.
You're such a cupid. I'd let you sink your arrow into my buttocks any time.
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