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I want the biggest troll on this site to burst my hymen. Troll this thread and I will judge the winner.
xoxox
xoxox
iggins has a hymen?
I was going to post something trolly to this thread, but then I remembered that you are just a stupid woman and you're probably just going to leave this thread for a typical woman-beating black man, because women have a weakness when it comes to savages.
someone who may or may not be the anonyous virgin
2010-02-08 07:13:43.0
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Who will win? My loins are all aquiver!
pure as the driven snow.
I could be pursuaded to come out of retirement if you agree to wear something like this.
action replay nick: I was going to post something trolly to this thread, but then I remembered that you are just a stupid woman and you're probably just going to leave this thread for a typical woman-beating black man, because women have a weakness when it comes to savages.
Not bad at all. 8/10.
Not bad at all. 8/10.
No thanks.
valentinselezynov: I could be pursuaded to come out of retirement if you agree to wear something like this.
mutilato: Not bad at all. 8/10.
He's not trolling at all. Women exist to serve men, and bear them children (preferably male). Allah says so in the Koran.
He's not trolling at all. Women exist to serve men, and bear them children (preferably male). Allah says so in the Koran.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Oh, bN, how I love you. Last night, I left my browser opened on this thread called "Why do you idiots claim every discussion thread is shenanigans?"
And I wake up to this!
And I wake up to this!
comicbookguy: He's not trolling at all. Women exist to serve men, and bear them children (preferably male). Allah says so in the Koran.
This would be relevant if women could read.
This would be relevant if women could read.
comicbookguy:
My brothers were both really good soccer players and got plenty of action because of it during high school. It's about time my talent got me some.
My brothers were both really good soccer players and got plenty of action because of it during high school. It's about time my talent got me some.
the anonymous instigator: I want the biggest troll on this site to burst my hymen. Troll this thread and I will judge the winner.
xoxox
Hi AI, you should consider me; I have experience in this area.
xoxox
Hi AI, you should consider me; I have experience in this area.
ambition chicken: Oh, bN, how I love you. Last night, I left my browser opened on this thread called "Why do you idiots claim every discussion thread is shenanigans?"
And I wake up to this!
This one isn't. There is a tag that says so.
And I wake up to this!
This one isn't. There is a tag that says so.
ludditemike: This one isn't. There is a tag that says so.
Excatly. This is why I'm surprised! Also, penis.
Excatly. This is why I'm surprised! Also, penis.
kesshi: Hi AI, you should consider me; I have experience in this area.
kesshi's dick: the hymen serial killer
kesshi's dick: the hymen serial killer
the anonymous instigator: I want the biggest troll on this site to burst my hymen. Troll this thread and I will judge the winner.
xoxox
Why would you allow a man to rape you with his penis?
/whoopty woo
xoxox
Why would you allow a man to rape you with his penis?
/whoopty woo
kesshi: Hi AI, you should consider me; I have experience in this area.
I would also like to add that I have 50% less STDs than the average bNer.
Then again, that's probably because I have 50% less genitalia than the average bNer.
I would also like to add that I have 50% less STDs than the average bNer.
Then again, that's probably because I have 50% less genitalia than the average bNer.
mutilato: This would be relevant if women could read.
And even if they did, does it matter? They're women!!! They're completely irrelevant!!
valentinselezynov: My brothers were both really good soccer players and got plenty of action because of it during high school. It's about time my talent got me some.
"X-Box Live Accomplishments make me HOT!!!"
And even if they did, does it matter? They're women!!! They're completely irrelevant!!
valentinselezynov: My brothers were both really good soccer players and got plenty of action because of it during high school. It's about time my talent got me some.
"X-Box Live Accomplishments make me HOT!!!"
kesshi: I would also like to add that I have 50% less STDs than the average bNer.
Then again, that's probably because I have 50% less genitalia than the average bNer.
WAT????
Then again, that's probably because I have 50% less genitalia than the average bNer.
WAT????
skarcher: We all have additional penii on the forehead
Aha! I knew you were all a bunch of fucking unicorns. :)
Aha! I knew you were all a bunch of fucking unicorns. :)
jin verde: Aha! I knew you were all a bunch of fucking unicorns. :)
you'd probably get quite a few people in line if you were looking for fucking unicorns
you'd probably get quite a few people in line if you were looking for fucking unicorns
eunuchorns
jin verde: Aha! I knew you were all a bunch of fucking unicorns. :)
that thread actually made me kind of queasy. I'm not cut out for 4chanishness
that thread actually made me kind of queasy. I'm not cut out for 4chanishness
jin verde: Aha! I knew you were all a bunch of fucking unicorns. :)
It would take quite some precision to get the horn inserted whilst licking.
I am looking for test subjects though.
It would take quite some precision to get the horn inserted whilst licking.
I am looking for test subjects though.
skarcher: You took pneumonia home with you
I left so many things there that I had to take something with me.
I left so many things there that I had to take something with me.
mutilato: that thread actually made me kind of queasy. I'm not cut out for 4chanishness
I clicked and saw the first couple of pictures and clicked right back out. There are just some things I don't want to know anymore.
I clicked and saw the first couple of pictures and clicked right back out. There are just some things I don't want to know anymore.
jin verde: I clicked and saw the first couple of pictures and clicked right back out. There are just some things I don't want to know anymore.
I know. Why can't unicorns just be innocent and pure and sweet. Why must they have throbbing genitalia and a penchant for anal?
I know. Why can't unicorns just be innocent and pure and sweet. Why must they have throbbing genitalia and a penchant for anal?
mutilato: that thread actually made me kind of queasy. I'm not cut out for 4chanishness
So let me get this right. You're totally comfortable painting naked women with dirty words and taking pictures of them, you host sex parties where you order people around and watch people have sex, but pictures of unicorns copulating make you queasy? Baffling.
So let me get this right. You're totally comfortable painting naked women with dirty words and taking pictures of them, you host sex parties where you order people around and watch people have sex, but pictures of unicorns copulating make you queasy? Baffling.
kesshi: So let me get this right. You're totally comfortable painting naked women with dirty words and taking pictures of them, you host sex parties where you order people around and watch people have sex, but pictures of unicorns copulating make you queasy? Baffling.
i tell you! the nerve of some fucking people to draw a line between human sexuality and bestiality/mythologicalality!!!
i tell you! the nerve of some fucking people to draw a line between human sexuality and bestiality/mythologicalality!!!
the anonymous instigator: I want the biggest troll on this site to burst my hymen. Troll this thread and I will judge the winner.
xoxox
xoxox
skarcher: OK, now I feel ill
i can remember that shit. my oldest sister loved it.
that was the glorious late 70's for you mang
i can remember that shit. my oldest sister loved it.
that was the glorious late 70's for you mang
What the fuck happened to BN last night? LOL
mutilato: that thread actually made me kind of queasy. I'm not cut out for 4chanishness
You? queasy about someone's choice in naughty pictures?
Didn't think that was possible.
Come on V$, tell us about your car again.
You? queasy about someone's choice in naughty pictures?
Didn't think that was possible.
Come on V$, tell us about your car again.
Do you really want to hear about Bella? I don't mind talking about her, but i've decided to take my name out of the hat as far as this thread is concerned.
I troll for the thrill of it, so for me trolling is it's own reward. It would be against my principles to try and troll my way into some tart's knickers.
I troll for the thrill of it, so for me trolling is it's own reward. It would be against my principles to try and troll my way into some tart's knickers.
valentinselezynov: Do you really want to hear about Bella? I don't mind talking about her, but i've decided to take my name out of the hat as far as this thread is concerned.
I troll for the thrill of it, so for me trolling is it's own reward. It would be against my principles to try and troll my way into some tart's knickers.
LOL!!!
I troll for the thrill of it, so for me trolling is it's own reward. It would be against my principles to try and troll my way into some tart's knickers.
LOL!!!
Oh, I know this trick. You say you're a virgin, which you are. However, you don't mention the AIDS your mom gave you in the womb, or the raging case of herpes you got coming out.
valentinselezynov:
I troll for the thrill of it, so for me trolling is it's own reward. It would be against my principles to try and troll my way into some tart's knickers.
This statement is .sig worthy, just so you know.
I troll for the thrill of it, so for me trolling is it's own reward. It would be against my principles to try and troll my way into some tart's knickers.
This statement is .sig worthy, just so you know.
kesshi: So let me get this right. You're totally comfortable painting naked women with dirty words and taking pictures of them, you host sex parties where you order people around and watch people have sex, but pictures of unicorns copulating make you queasy? Baffling.
crazy, huh?
crazy, huh?
elebrin: This statement is .sig worthy, just so you know.
and there is a kind of quiet nobility to it, as well.
and there is a kind of quiet nobility to it, as well.
Because Global Warming
mutilato: that thread actually made me kind of queasy. I'm not cut out for 4chanishness
Me too, but it was like a trainwreck i had to keep looking at.
WTF. Maybe the internet is corrupting me
Me too, but it was like a trainwreck i had to keep looking at.
WTF. Maybe the internet is corrupting me
kesshi: So let me get this right. You're totally comfortable painting naked women with dirty words and taking pictures of them, you host sex parties where you order people around and watch people have sex, but pictures of unicorns copulating make you queasy? Baffling.
There's nothing more hardcore than watching two unicorns fuck.
There's nothing more hardcore than watching two unicorns fuck.
valentinselezynov: I could be pursuaded to come out of retirement if you agree to wear something like this.
Only if you dress up like David Tennant Doctor Who and grow magically older.
Only if you dress up like David Tennant Doctor Who and grow magically older.
bake: i can remember that shit. my oldest sister loved it.
that was the glorious late 70's for you mang
I remember that shit, too. About the same time Pretty Baby with Brooke Shields came out.
that was the glorious late 70's for you mang
I remember that shit, too. About the same time Pretty Baby with Brooke Shields came out.
Fuck Christian Teabagger Republicans.
grahams: Me too, but it was like a trainwreck i had to keep looking at.
WTF. Maybe the internet is corrupting me
MAYBE?
heh
WTF. Maybe the internet is corrupting me
MAYBE?
heh
If this was a thread about Apple products, LHOC would bust your hymen REALLY quick. He will troll himself.
The only broads on bN who are virgins are too ugly to bang. So nice try girl, I'm not hittin' that unless you pay me, which is the response you have gotten so many other times.
twitch osx: If this was a thread about Apple products, LHOC would bust your hymen REALLY quick. He will troll himself.
Anyone who believes in a higher power (God) is deluded and mentally weak.
Anyone who commutes by car is lazy and contributing to the greatest problem in America. Move closer to your place of employment, ride a bike, walk or take the bus you fat ass.
Physical science, mathematics and engineering are the only truly academic area of study left. If you are majoring in anything else you are wasting money and time.
All republicans are poorly educated, greedy pigs (Especially the ones that post on the internet).
The idea of violent abduction and rape by a stranger is a greatly over exaggerated threat in this country to the point where far more damage is done through fear mongering than the few such cases each year.
Apple hardware is overpriced and not appreciably better quality. OSX is a OS for children who cant handle having low level access to the Kernel.
Emacs is the only text editor you will ever need.
Abortion should be mandatory for anyone who cannot demonstrate financial and mental capacity to reproduce. All women will be required to take birth control from the ages of 12-18. After the age of 18 a woman may apply for a birthing license.
Everything I said above is 100% true, if you disagree you are wrong.
/also, FlashLV is a tool.
Anyone who commutes by car is lazy and contributing to the greatest problem in America. Move closer to your place of employment, ride a bike, walk or take the bus you fat ass.
Physical science, mathematics and engineering are the only truly academic area of study left. If you are majoring in anything else you are wasting money and time.
All republicans are poorly educated, greedy pigs (Especially the ones that post on the internet).
The idea of violent abduction and rape by a stranger is a greatly over exaggerated threat in this country to the point where far more damage is done through fear mongering than the few such cases each year.
Apple hardware is overpriced and not appreciably better quality. OSX is a OS for children who cant handle having low level access to the Kernel.
Emacs is the only text editor you will ever need.
Abortion should be mandatory for anyone who cannot demonstrate financial and mental capacity to reproduce. All women will be required to take birth control from the ages of 12-18. After the age of 18 a woman may apply for a birthing license.
Everything I said above is 100% true, if you disagree you are wrong.
/also, FlashLV is a tool.
mutilato: This would be relevant if women could read.
You're the only one here who can make me choke on my soda by saying something like that
You're the only one here who can make me choke on my soda by saying something like that
tumescent: You're the only one here who can make me choke on my soda by saying something like that
it was hard even just to write. Oh well. At least Spongegirl can't see it. ;)
it was hard even just to write. Oh well. At least Spongegirl can't see it. ;)
mutilato: it was hard even just to write. Oh well. At least Spongegirl can't see it. ;)
She can see it just fine. She's female, not blind.
She can see it just fine. She's female, not blind.
ludditemike: She can see it just fine. She's female, not blind.
But it will just look like little squiggles to her.
But it will just look like little squiggles to her.
mutilato: But it will just look like little squiggles to her.
Sure, I never said it would mean anything.
Sure, I never said it would mean anything.
lady tabernash: We have built in ignore features. ;)
I can see how this would be useful in the kitchen.
I can see how this would be useful in the kitchen.
mutilato: I can see how this would be useful in the kitchen.
To over look your mess?
I believe whom ever the mess bothers the most, will clean it.
/I can be very patient
To over look your mess?
I believe whom ever the mess bothers the most, will clean it.
/I can be very patient
lady tabernash: To over look your mess?
I believe whom ever the mess bothers the most, will clean it.
/I can be very patient
I suck as a troll
I believe whom ever the mess bothers the most, will clean it.
/I can be very patient
I suck as a troll
mutilato: I suck as a troll
lol
So do I, my sarcasm isn't much better.
Guilt, now there's a field I excel in, ask Tabs ;)
lol
So do I, my sarcasm isn't much better.
Guilt, now there's a field I excel in, ask Tabs ;)
lady tabernash: lol
So do I, my sarcasm isn't much better.
Guilt, now there's a field I excel in, ask Tabs ;)
i suck at sarcasm as well. I'm really good at cheering people up. It's my predominant skill.
So do I, my sarcasm isn't much better.
Guilt, now there's a field I excel in, ask Tabs ;)
i suck at sarcasm as well. I'm really good at cheering people up. It's my predominant skill.
ludditemike: She can see it just fine. She's female, not blind.
There aren't any girls online, jackass.
Virgins, on the other hand...
There aren't any girls online, jackass.
Virgins, on the other hand...
wrestlegirl: There aren't any girls online, jackass.
Virgins, on the other hand...
Yeah, the internet will pretty much keep the volcano gods happy until the end of time.
Virgins, on the other hand...
Yeah, the internet will pretty much keep the volcano gods happy until the end of time.
ludditemike: Yeah, the internet will pretty much keep the volcano gods happy until the end of time.
Now I've got this song stuck in my head.
Now I've got this song stuck in my head.
mutilato: i suck at sarcasm as well. I'm really good at cheering people up. It's my predominant skill.
Are you this piggy? If so, awesome :D
Are you this piggy? If so, awesome :D
tumescent: Are you this piggy? If so, awesome :D
that's a great strip. Nice find.
I want to be that piggy.
that's a great strip. Nice find.
I want to be that piggy.
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