The future is now: ketchup packets have installed Nintendo
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First there was fire, then the wheel, and now this!
Ketchup is a squirter
I like how it says that the ketchup packet allows for pinpoint accuracy. Who the fuck needs pinpoint accuracy when squirting ketchup?
Needing pinpoint accuracy is necessary for dipping, though. Especially when you're hung like a pin :(
Needing pinpoint accuracy is necessary for dipping, though. Especially when you're hung like a pin :(
mtman900: I like how it says that the ketchup packet allows for pinpoint accuracy. Who the fuck needs pinpoint accuracy when squirting ketchup?
Needing pinpoint accuracy is necessary for dipping, though. Especially when you're hung like a pin :(
You don't need pinpoint accuracy, but depending on how you tore the old packets open, it was easy to miss the burger and have it go shooting off to the sides.
Needing pinpoint accuracy is necessary for dipping, though. Especially when you're hung like a pin :(
You don't need pinpoint accuracy, but depending on how you tore the old packets open, it was easy to miss the burger and have it go shooting off to the sides.
quick1: You don't need pinpoint accuracy, but depending on how you tore the old packets open, it was easy to miss the burger and have it go shooting off to the sides.
You have trouble counting to potato too?
You have trouble counting to potato too?
quick1: You don't need pinpoint accuracy, but depending on how you tore the old packets open, it was easy to miss the burger and have it go shooting off to the sides.
I just got a mental image of you as one of those frustrated people at the beginning of every infomercial.
"What the ass?! Wear a blanket AND operate a remote control!??! IS THERE NO BETTER WAY!?!?!"
I just got a mental image of you as one of those frustrated people at the beginning of every infomercial.
"What the ass?! Wear a blanket AND operate a remote control!??! IS THERE NO BETTER WAY!?!?!"
mtman900: I just got a mental image of you as one of those frustrated people at the beginning of every infomercial.
"What the ass?! Wear a blanket AND operate a remote control!??! IS THERE NO BETTER WAY!?!?!"
Well, snuggie certainly isn't a term I'd use for your mother's vagina.
"What the ass?! Wear a blanket AND operate a remote control!??! IS THERE NO BETTER WAY!?!?!"
Well, snuggie certainly isn't a term I'd use for your mother's vagina.
quick1: Well, snuggie certainly isn't a term I'd use for your mother's vagina.
Her anus on the other hand...
Her anus on the other hand...
mtman900: Why not? Others do.
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I notice that you used the plural form of others, which is the only way that her vagina would feel snug.
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I notice that you used the plural form of others, which is the only way that her vagina would feel snug.
I never knew a catsup (yeah, what of it?) packet could be so complicated.
It's a shame no one at Heinz thought of the kids when they did this. How will ketchup packet-involved pranks be executed now?
soledsoled: It's a shame no one at Heinz thought of the kids when they did this. How will ketchup packet-involved pranks be executed now?
This is the single greatest accomplishment the teachers' unions corporate lobbying campaigns have ever achieved.
This is the single greatest accomplishment the teachers' unions corporate lobbying campaigns have ever achieved.
I have a Venezuelan friend who became addicted to ketchup when he moved here about 8 years ago. Apparently they didn't have it down there, or it was hard to come by.
It was just like that Robert Palmer song 'Addicted to Love'...only replace love with ketchup.
I will say this, he introduced me to ketchup flavored potato chips, which he felt were amazing, and to this day I agree with him.
/he also put salt in his beer.
It was just like that Robert Palmer song 'Addicted to Love'...only replace love with ketchup.
I will say this, he introduced me to ketchup flavored potato chips, which he felt were amazing, and to this day I agree with him.
/he also put salt in his beer.
When you use the squirt end, more will be left in this new packet design.
/Sell more packets, make more money.
/Sell more packets, make more money.
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I was at a McDonald's (I know) the other day and asked for a dipping sauce for my McNuggets (yes I KNOW) and they're charging for the sauce now.
What next?
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I was at a McDonald's (I know) the other day and asked for a dipping sauce for my McNuggets (yes I KNOW) and they're charging for the sauce now.
What next?
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mtman900: I like how it says that the ketchup packet allows for pinpoint accuracy. Who the fuck needs pinpoint accuracy when squirting ketchup?
i need pinpoint accuracy, i dont like when my food touches
i need pinpoint accuracy, i dont like when my food touches
mtman900: I just got a mental image of you as one of those frustrated people at the beginning of every infomercial.
"What the ass?! Wear a blanket AND operate a remote control!??! IS THERE NO BETTER WAY!?!?!"
Those black and white shots of frustrated people always crack me up.
"What the ass?! Wear a blanket AND operate a remote control!??! IS THERE NO BETTER WAY!?!?!"
Those black and white shots of frustrated people always crack me up.
mikewhy: i need pinpoint accuracy, i dont like when my food touches
Then you need the dipping, for total accuracy.
/open other end
Then you need the dipping, for total accuracy.
/open other end
lady tabernash:
I was at a McDonald's (I know) the other day and asked for a dipping sauce for my McNuggets (yes I KNOW) and they're charging for the sauce now.
What next?
Welcome to Barry Hassan Sotoero's America.
I was at a McDonald's (I know) the other day and asked for a dipping sauce for my McNuggets (yes I KNOW) and they're charging for the sauce now.
What next?
Welcome to Barry Hassan Sotoero's America.
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2010-02-08 11:33:29.0
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lady tabernash: [thread jack]
I was at a McDonald's (I know) the other day and asked for a dipping sauce for my McNuggets (yes I KNOW) and they're charging for the sauce now.
What next?
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They ring them up here for .00. Inventory control I suppose.
I was at a McDonald's (I know) the other day and asked for a dipping sauce for my McNuggets (yes I KNOW) and they're charging for the sauce now.
What next?
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They ring them up here for .00. Inventory control I suppose.
lady tabernash: I was at a McDonald's (I know) the other day and asked for a dipping sauce for my McNuggets (yes I KNOW) and they're charging for the sauce now.
What next?
I bet they don't charge Chuck Norris for dipping sauce. Or I'd like to see them just try.
What next?
I bet they don't charge Chuck Norris for dipping sauce. Or I'd like to see them just try.
ludditemike: They ring them up here for .00. Inventory control I suppose.
preparing for the future charge?
/maybe it was just this one
//or this server?
preparing for the future charge?
/maybe it was just this one
//or this server?
snooge: I bet they don't charge Chuck Norris for dipping sauce. Or I'd like to see them just try.
ha, or the nuggets ;)
*runs for camera*
ha, or the nuggets ;)
*runs for camera*
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