Beware of stealth Halal turkeys this thanksgiving
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ACK! This poison Muslim bird meat sticks in my throat!
rocket lawn chair: It's OK, 'murricans, just drop your Turkey into the cat box and voila-de-muslin'd
People offended by this have an easy fix: The persons must buy two hamhocks. Stick one hamhock into the bird to de-muslimify it. The person will then reserve the second hamhock for rectal insertion.
People offended by this have an easy fix: The persons must buy two hamhocks. Stick one hamhock into the bird to de-muslimify it. The person will then reserve the second hamhock for rectal insertion.
I can't get to the u-tubes at work but I can imagine o'Rielly is OUTRAGED at this back-door islamification of our high holy christian holidays!
You libs won't be laughing when the sun starts to set after your stealth jihad turkey feast and you find your body involuntarily praying toward Mecca.
This is why I cook my turkey draped in bacon.
evidently her failure to stop the ground zero mosque has pushed dear ms. gellar over the edge, to the point where now she's yelling at livestock. poor thing, the evil muzzies finally got to her.
it's strange, it is just cost effective to make your line kosher (hallal), more people can buy, and it doesn't mean anything to the non-kosher, non-hallal.
so this woman is just a cunt.
so this woman is just a cunt.
willywanka: evidently her failure to stop the ground zero mosque has pushed dear ms. gellar over the edge, to the point where now she's yelling at livestock. poor thing, the evil muzzies finally got to her.
Fighting Sharia is a thankless job.
Fighting Sharia is a thankless job.
sandwichman: Oh noes! The turkey might taste better!
the ritual method of slaughter and preparation on poultry doesn't change the taste at all.
beef, there is a difference.
the ritual method of slaughter and preparation on poultry doesn't change the taste at all.
beef, there is a difference.
willywanka: someone has to hold back the butterball jihad.
And all she wants is some appreciation for her hard work. A kind word, a pat on the back, a pig's head on a mosque... anything really.
And all she wants is some appreciation for her hard work. A kind word, a pat on the back, a pig's head on a mosque... anything really.
valaru: it's strange, it is just cost effective to make your line kosher (hallal), more people can buy, and it doesn't mean anything to the non-kosher, non-hallal.
so this woman is just a cunt.
I'm fairly picky about animal welfare and generally wouldn't buy halal slaughtered meat if I had another option. Still I suspect most people buying from massive turkey brands aren't going to give a flying fuck about how the bird met its end.
so this woman is just a cunt.
I'm fairly picky about animal welfare and generally wouldn't buy halal slaughtered meat if I had another option. Still I suspect most people buying from massive turkey brands aren't going to give a flying fuck about how the bird met its end.
grahams: I'm fairly picky about animal welfare and generally wouldn't buy halal slaughtered meat if I had another option. Still I suspect most people buying from massive turkey brands aren't going to give a flying fuck about how the bird met its end.
That is another discussion entirely.
If done properly ritual slaughter is a fairly ethical way to do an animal in. A lot better than many other ways. IN MY OPINION.
That is another discussion entirely.
If done properly ritual slaughter is a fairly ethical way to do an animal in. A lot better than many other ways. IN MY OPINION.
fatsean: People offended by this have an easy fix: The persons must buy two hamhocks. Stick one hamhock into the bird to de-muslimify it. The person will then reserve the second hamhock for rectal insertion.
alternate method: construct a hebrew national hot dog strap-on and proceed to anally violate the turkey with it until you climax and pass out in a pool of your own demuzzied gravy.
it's pretty much a thanksgiving tradition at the ole 'wanka household.
valaru: the ritual method of slaughter and preparation on poultry doesn't change the taste at all.
beef, there is a difference.
Good to know. How about pork?
beef, there is a difference.
Good to know. How about pork?
All these Muslim turkeys are now in Hell because they didn't accept the all-encompassing compassion of Turkey Jesus.
valaru: That is another discussion entirely.
If done properly ritual slaughter is a fairly ethical way to do an animal in. A lot better than many other ways. IN MY OPINION.
a sharp razor in a warm tub of water?
actually, bleeding out is probably one of the most calming ways to go out if it is with surgical grade edge..just woosy then the lights go out
If done properly ritual slaughter is a fairly ethical way to do an animal in. A lot better than many other ways. IN MY OPINION.
a sharp razor in a warm tub of water?
actually, bleeding out is probably one of the most calming ways to go out if it is with surgical grade edge..just woosy then the lights go out
keerbip: All these Muslim turkeys are now in Hell because they didn't accept the all-encompassing compassion of Turkey Jesus.
the holy trinity...Turduckin
the holy trinity...Turduckin
If you're going to slaughter animals in a halal way wouldn't you want to label it as such since you're obviously doing it to generate sales to those looking for such meat. Or is there a little halal symbol/mark on the packaging like with a lot of kosher stuff?
keerbip: All these Muslim turkeys are now in Hell because they didn't accept the all-encompassing compassion of Turkey Jesus.
ok, who's breaking out the motherfuckin' photoshoops?
ok, who's breaking out the motherfuckin' photoshoops?
sandwichman: Good to know. How about pork?
well kosher bacon is the best bacon, the pig would have been raised buy a rabbi, and it's hand smoked and cured, but it's such a secret you need to know the secret jewish handshake (as outlined in the extended version of the elder protocols of zion) to be able to buy it
well kosher bacon is the best bacon, the pig would have been raised buy a rabbi, and it's hand smoked and cured, but it's such a secret you need to know the secret jewish handshake (as outlined in the extended version of the elder protocols of zion) to be able to buy it
bake: a sharp razor in a warm tub of water?
actually, bleeding out is probably one of the most calming ways to go out if it is with surgical grade edge..just woosy then the lights go out
it's sharp, there can be no pausing, no tearing and no pulling, it has to be one smooth motion.
you know when you cut yourself with something sharp and you don't notice it until you see blood, it's kinda like that
actually, bleeding out is probably one of the most calming ways to go out if it is with surgical grade edge..just woosy then the lights go out
it's sharp, there can be no pausing, no tearing and no pulling, it has to be one smooth motion.
you know when you cut yourself with something sharp and you don't notice it until you see blood, it's kinda like that
valaru: it's sharp, there can be no pausing, no tearing and no pulling, it has to be one smooth motion.
you know when you cut yourself with something sharp and you don't notice it until you see blood, it's kinda like that
yup, i have seen deer hit with an arrow, just give a slight quiver at the hit, and continue grazing
you know when you cut yourself with something sharp and you don't notice it until you see blood, it's kinda like that
yup, i have seen deer hit with an arrow, just give a slight quiver at the hit, and continue grazing
valaru: well kosher bacon is the best bacon, the pig would have been raised buy a rabbi, and it's hand smoked and cured, but it's such a secret you need to know the secret jewish handshake (as outlined in the extended version of the elder protocols of zion) to be able to buy it
And at that point, you won't be paying retail.
And at that point, you won't be paying retail.
shocker: paying retail.
why do you say these disgusting things to me, haven't my people suffered enough?
why do you say these disgusting things to me, haven't my people suffered enough?
valaru: why do you say these disgusting things to me, haven't my people suffered enough?
You're gonna hafta mutilate your cocks and marry Jewish girls too. Sorry about that. That's a joke, son.
You're gonna hafta mutilate your cocks and marry Jewish girls too. Sorry about that. That's a joke, son.
trigonman3: You're gonna hafta mutilate your cocks and marry Jewish girls too. Sorry about that. That's a joke, son.
my cock looks neater, and I don't date jewish girls.
;)
my cock looks neater, and I don't date jewish girls.
;)
valaru: why do you say these disgusting things to me, haven't my people suffered enough?
I thought that was part of the culture, suffering. Just thought I was helping
#HELPING
I thought that was part of the culture, suffering. Just thought I was helping
#HELPING
shocker: I thought that was part of the culture, suffering. Just thought I was helping
#HELPING
actually you have a point, the chosen in chosen people isn't a good thing.
to get into a heaven, in the jewish religion, a gentile has to follow 7 commandments, the jews have to follow 619.
so chosen to suffer.
and our grandparents never let us forget it.
#HELPING
actually you have a point, the chosen in chosen people isn't a good thing.
to get into a heaven, in the jewish religion, a gentile has to follow 7 commandments, the jews have to follow 619.
so chosen to suffer.
and our grandparents never let us forget it.
the number: So is complaining about it.
I think that is the bigger part of it, actually complaining about anything.
I think that is the bigger part of it, actually complaining about anything.
valaru: I think that is the bigger part of it, actually complaining about anything.
Thou shalt kvetch.
Thou shalt kvetch.
valaru: I think that is the bigger part of it, actually complaining about anything.
have you called your mother?
have you called your mother?
bake: hows the cancer
(forgive me bebe Yhewalalwe)
see you've been away, it stopped being a joke, but then there was an operation, so it can be a joke again.
(forgive me bebe Yhewalalwe)
see you've been away, it stopped being a joke, but then there was an operation, so it can be a joke again.
valaru: it's strange, it is just cost effective to make your line kosher (hallal), more people can buy, and it doesn't mean anything to the non-kosher, non-hallal.
so this woman is just a cunt.
I bet her cunt is non-kosher too.
so this woman is just a cunt.
I bet her cunt is non-kosher too.
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