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The Simpsons has been around for over a generation now, so love it or hate it, it has left an indelible mark on the culture.
How many Simpsons quotes can you post right off the top of your head?
How many Simpsons quotes can you post right off the top of your head?
"If I had killed Nicole, it would have been because I loved her very much."
"Lisa needs braces."
The doll is cursed.
That's bad.
But it comes with a free frogurt!
That's good!
But the frogurt is also cursed.
That's bad.
But it comes with your choice of toppings!
That's good!
The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
...
...that's bad.
Can I go now?
That's bad.
But it comes with a free frogurt!
That's good!
But the frogurt is also cursed.
That's bad.
But it comes with your choice of toppings!
That's good!
The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
...
...that's bad.
Can I go now?
Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?
"Those women are giving me ideas!!!"
"Oh, I've wasted my life."
"You're eight hours early. I like that in an employee."
I bent my wookie.
It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
I need the biggest bird seed bell you have... No that's too big.
"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV."
Oh boy, a media circus!
"But the cookie told me so!"
Forbidden donut...
You might say the secret ingredient is... salt.
Lisa: "Good news everybody-- I made enough gazpacho for all!"
Barney: "Go back to Russia!"
Dr. Hibbard: "Diagnosis...Deeeelicious!"
Homer: "I've got the prescription for you, doc. Another Hot Beef injection"
Lisa: "Good news everybody-- I made enough gazpacho for all!"
Barney: "Go back to Russia!"
Dr. Hibbard: "Diagnosis...Deeeelicious!"
Homer: "I've got the prescription for you, doc. Another Hot Beef injection"
Beer: the cause of and solution to all of our problems.
One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves
No beer and no tv makes Homer something something
Ooh, floor pie!
I don't know why we even have a jar!
Or what? Are you gonna release the hounds, or the bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you? Go ahead, do your worst.
Doh!
WOO HOO!
Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Homer after trying on Henry Kissinger's glasses: The square of the hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle is equal to the sum of the square of its sides.
Voice from inside a bathroom stall: That's a right triangle you moron!
Homer: D'oh!
Homer after trying on Henry Kissinger's glasses: The square of the hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle is equal to the sum of the square of its sides.
Voice from inside a bathroom stall: That's a right triangle you moron!
Homer: D'oh!
filefly: It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
Holy shit, you're user number 656 and this is your first comment? And I thought I lurked a lot.
Holy shit, you're user number 656 and this is your first comment? And I thought I lurked a lot.
grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Holy shit, you're user number 656 and this is your first comment? And I thought I lurked a lot.
He or she could very well be the ultimate lurker.
He or she could very well be the ultimate lurker.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Uh, no, they’re saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
Thank you! Come again!
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
My mouth tastes like burning!
synthelim: He or she could very well be the ultimate lurker.
Filefly is the coolest lurker on bN. I talk with him pretty much every day, and he is way underselling his vast Simpsons knowledge by only posting once.
He's also a member of the bN cripple club.
Filefly is the coolest lurker on bN. I talk with him pretty much every day, and he is way underselling his vast Simpsons knowledge by only posting once.
He's also a member of the bN cripple club.
And I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
As a pressman, I used Homer's advice often: "If you want results, push the RED button. The rest are useless."
Who knew that inflammable means FLAMMABLE?!?
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
"Meditations on Turning Eight", by Lisa Simpson. [reads] "I had a cat named Snowball. / She died, she died! / Mom said she was sleeping. / She lied, she lied! / Why oh why is my cat dead? / Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead? / I had a hamster named Snuffy. / He died--"
Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, smarter than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do.
Bart: You make me sick, Homer! You're the one who told me I could be the best at anything if I just put my mind to it!
Homer: Well, now that you're a little bit older, I can tell you that's a crock! No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
Bart: Gotcha. Can't win, don't try.
Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, smarter than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do.
Bart: You make me sick, Homer! You're the one who told me I could be the best at anything if I just put my mind to it!
Homer: Well, now that you're a little bit older, I can tell you that's a crock! No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
Bart: Gotcha. Can't win, don't try.
"Come on, Maude. The human wang is a beautiful thing."
"Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
Yoink!
Call Mr. Plow/That's my name/That name again/Is Mr. Plow
I haven't watched in years, so the ones I remember are from the birth of the show, or absorbed from bN or Fark.
Eat my shorts, while tagged, is not posted.
Don't have a cow, man.
Cowabunga!
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
KWIJIBO
I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.
Eat my shorts, while tagged, is not posted.
Don't have a cow, man.
Cowabunga!
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
KWIJIBO
I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who sells me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Far, a long way to go for beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks I'm having beer
Which brings us back to (sees beer mug is empty) D'oh!
Ray, the guy who sells me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Far, a long way to go for beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks I'm having beer
Which brings us back to (sees beer mug is empty) D'oh!
trigonman3: I haven't watched in years, so the ones I remember are from the birth of the show, or absorbed from bN or Fark.
Eat my shorts, while tagged, is not posted.
Don't have a cow, man.
Cowabunga!
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
KWIJIBO
I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.
Bart never said Cowabunga.
Eat my shorts, while tagged, is not posted.
Don't have a cow, man.
Cowabunga!
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
KWIJIBO
I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.
Bart never said Cowabunga.
Does whiskey count as beer?
kswheels: Bart never said Cowabunga.
False. He said it for the first time in the first episode of the second season. *
False. He said it for the first time in the first episode of the second season. *
zylon: False. He said it for the first time in the first episode of the second season. *
Oh fuck you. LOL. (+1 for proving me wrong.)
Oh fuck you. LOL. (+1 for proving me wrong.)
We'll march day and night
by the big cooling tower,
they have the plant
but we have the power.
by the big cooling tower,
they have the plant
but we have the power.
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