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  • Tagged with : d'oh , eat my shorts , haha , none , worst. thread. ever.

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    the anonymous instigator 1335 2012-01-30 15:12:00.0 login to vote score 0
    The Simpsons has been around for over a generation now, so love it or hate it, it has left an indelible mark on the culture.

    How many Simpsons quotes can you post right off the top of your head?
    keerbip 4358 2012-01-30 15:14:01.0 login to vote score 7
    "If I had killed Nicole, it would have been because I loved her very much."
    comicbookguy 1170 2012-01-30 15:18:06.0 login to vote score 2
    "Deep down, I know feminism is bullshit."

    -Lisa Simpson
    so vote republican 6688 2012-01-30 15:18:38.0 login to vote score 4
    "Lisa needs braces."
    funklordtoejam 1042 2012-01-30 15:20:13.0 login to vote score 4
    The doll is cursed.

    That's bad.

    But it comes with a free frogurt!

    That's good!

    But the frogurt is also cursed.

    That's bad.

    But it comes with your choice of toppings!

    That's good!

    The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

    ...

    ...that's bad.

    Can I go now?
    funklordtoejam 1042 2012-01-30 15:21:35.0 login to vote score 3
    so vote republican: "Lisa needs braces."

    DENTAL PLAN
    mtbhucker 1201 2012-01-30 15:21:35.0 login to vote score 3
    Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?
    comicbookguy 1170 2012-01-30 15:24:05.0 login to vote score 0
    "So that's it? Good bye, and good luck?"

    "I don't recall saying good luck."
    comicbookguy 1170 2012-01-30 15:24:33.0 login to vote score 0
    "Those women are giving me ideas!!!"
    comicbookguy 1170 2012-01-30 15:25:13.0 login to vote score 1
    "Oh, I've wasted my life."
    comicbookguy 1170 2012-01-30 15:25:56.0 login to vote score 1
    "You just shot the zombie Flander!!!"

    "He was a zombie?"
    comicbookguy 1170 2012-01-30 15:26:54.0 login to vote score 0
    "You're eight hours early. I like that in an employee."
    bootney lee farnsworth 10783 2012-01-30 15:29:00.0 login to vote score 1
    I bent my wookie.
    filefly 656 2012-01-30 15:29:47.0 login to vote score 5
    It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
    keerbip 4358 2012-01-30 15:31:27.0 login to vote score 0
    I need the biggest bird seed bell you have... No that's too big.
    so vote republican 6688 2012-01-30 15:32:13.0 login to vote score 3
    "If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV."
    wushupork 81 2012-01-30 15:36:08.0 login to vote score 2
    "I call the big one Bitey."

    "30 seconds?! I want it now!"


    zylon 916 2012-01-30 15:38:38.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh boy, a media circus!
    zombiestomper 7393 2012-01-30 15:42:51.0 login to vote score 0
    "But the cookie told me so!"
    surfnazi 932 2012-01-30 15:45:21.0 login to vote score 2
    KEEP OUT



    OR ENTER.
    I'm a sign,
    not a cop.
    zylon 916 2012-01-30 15:46:42.0 login to vote score 3
    Forbidden donut...
    zombiestomper 7393 2012-01-30 15:47:19.0 login to vote score 0
    You might say the secret ingredient is... salt.

    Lisa: "Good news everybody-- I made enough gazpacho for all!"
    Barney: "Go back to Russia!"

    Dr. Hibbard: "Diagnosis...Deeeelicious!"
    Homer: "I've got the prescription for you, doc. Another Hot Beef injection"

    zombiestomper 7393 2012-01-30 15:47:41.0 login to vote score 0
    zylon: Forbidden donut...

    Sacrelicious.... *drool*

    farkmeblind 482 2012-01-30 15:49:14.0 login to vote score 4
    Beer: the cause of and solution to all of our problems.
    ambition chicken 290 2012-01-30 15:50:07.0 login to vote score 5
    One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves
    adaires 2510 2012-01-30 16:22:52.0 login to vote score 2
    No beer and no tv makes Homer something something
    mike.refreshment 6827 2012-01-30 16:25:06.0 login to vote score 1
    Ooh, floor pie!
    fatsean 3838 2012-01-30 16:25:27.0 login to vote score 2
    I don't know why we even have a jar!
    harrisonfire 756 2012-01-30 16:40:25.0 login to vote score 2
    Or what? Are you gonna release the hounds, or the bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you? Go ahead, do your worst.
    synthelim 6996 2012-01-30 16:51:54.0 login to vote score 3

    zylon 916 2012-01-30 16:52:51.0 login to vote score 1
    adaires: No beer and no tv makes Homer something something

    Go crazy?
    harrisonfire 756 2012-01-30 16:53:31.0 login to vote score 4
    zylon: Go crazy?

    Don't mind if I do!
    code_7 6865 2012-01-30 17:06:19.0 login to vote score 1
    Doh!
    code_7 6865 2012-01-30 17:06:27.0 login to vote score 1
    WOO HOO!
    kang 636 2012-01-30 17:15:24.0 login to vote score 1
    Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
    kang 636 2012-01-30 17:16:20.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Beer: the cause of and solution to all of our problems.

    bears repeating :P
    zylon 916 2012-01-30 17:21:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Go banana!

    eddyatwork 998 2012-01-30 17:22:56.0 login to vote score 3
    In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

    Homer after trying on Henry Kissinger's glasses: The square of the hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle is equal to the sum of the square of its sides.

    Voice from inside a bathroom stall: That's a right triangle you moron!

    Homer: D'oh!
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2012-01-30 18:21:17.0 login to vote score 1
    filefly: It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!

    Holy shit, you're user number 656 and this is your first comment? And I thought I lurked a lot.
    synthelim 6996 2012-01-30 18:39:00.0 login to vote score 1
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Holy shit, you're user number 656 and this is your first comment? And I thought I lurked a lot.

    He or she could very well be the ultimate lurker.
    bunnythor 544 2012-01-30 21:54:58.0 login to vote score 1
    Operator! Give me the number for 911!
    bunnythor 544 2012-01-30 21:56:06.0 login to vote score 1
    Uh, no, they’re saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns."
    bunnythor 544 2012-01-30 21:56:50.0 login to vote score 1
    Thank you! Come again!
    bunnythor 544 2012-01-30 21:58:41.0 login to vote score 2
    Please do not offer my god a peanut.
    bunnythor 544 2012-01-30 21:58:54.0 login to vote score 2
    My mouth tastes like burning!
    kswheels 4583 2012-01-30 22:00:15.0 login to vote score 3
    synthelim: He or she could very well be the ultimate lurker.

    Filefly is the coolest lurker on bN. I talk with him pretty much every day, and he is way underselling his vast Simpsons knowledge by only posting once.

    He's also a member of the bN cripple club.


    bunnythor 544 2012-01-30 22:02:32.0 login to vote score 2
    And I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
    pal smurch 11114 2012-01-31 10:36:01.0 login to vote score 1
    As a pressman, I used Homer's advice often: "If you want results, push the RED button. The rest are useless."
    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-01-31 10:51:15.0 login to vote score 4
    Who knew that inflammable means FLAMMABLE?!?
    eddyatwork 998 2012-01-31 10:55:28.0 login to vote score 2
    First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
    eclecticman66 2141 2012-01-31 11:01:19.0 login to vote score 2
    Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-01-31 11:01:28.0 login to vote score 1
    Relevant
    eclecticman66 2141 2012-01-31 11:02:50.0 login to vote score 1
    What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
    surfnazi 932 2012-01-31 11:05:24.0 login to vote score 1
    nerd by proxy: Who knew that inflammable means FLAMMABLE?!?

    What a country!
    eclecticman66 2141 2012-01-31 11:11:22.0 login to vote score 1
    "Meditations on Turning Eight", by Lisa Simpson. [reads] "I had a cat named Snowball. / She died, she died! / Mom said she was sleeping. / She lied, she lied! / Why oh why is my cat dead? / Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead? / I had a hamster named Snuffy. / He died--"
    eclecticman66 2141 2012-01-31 11:16:02.0 login to vote score 1
    Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
    Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, smarter than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do.
    Bart: You make me sick, Homer! You're the one who told me I could be the best at anything if I just put my mind to it!
    Homer: Well, now that you're a little bit older, I can tell you that's a crock! No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
    Bart: Gotcha. Can't win, don't try.
    kswheels 4583 2012-01-31 14:14:15.0 login to vote score 0
    "Come on, Maude. The human wang is a beautiful thing."
    paranoyd 6555 2012-01-31 14:27:27.0 login to vote score 1
    "Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
    zylon 916 2012-01-31 16:46:07.0 login to vote score 1
    Yoink!
    it's got what plants crave 1830 2012-01-31 17:01:31.0 login to vote score 1
    Call Mr. Plow/That's my name/That name again/Is Mr. Plow
    trigonman3 63 2012-01-31 18:00:43.0 login to vote score 0
    I haven't watched in years, so the ones I remember are from the birth of the show, or absorbed from bN or Fark.

    Eat my shorts, while tagged, is not posted.

    Don't have a cow, man.

    Cowabunga!

    Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!

    KWIJIBO

    I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.
    trigonman3 63 2012-01-31 18:06:11.0 login to vote score 3
    Homer: D'oh!
    Lisa: A deer!
    Marge: A female deer.
    trigonman3 63 2012-01-31 18:08:14.0 login to vote score 1
    Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
    Ray, the guy who sells me beer
    Me, the guy who drinks the beer
    Far, a long way to go for beer
    So, I'll have another beer
    La, la la la la la beer
    Tea, no thanks I'm having beer
    Which brings us back to (sees beer mug is empty) D'oh!
    kswheels 4583 2012-02-01 19:51:41.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: I haven't watched in years, so the ones I remember are from the birth of the show, or absorbed from bN or Fark.

    Eat my shorts, while tagged, is not posted.

    Don't have a cow, man.

    Cowabunga!

    Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!

    KWIJIBO

    I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.


    Bart never said Cowabunga.


    quinblake 1476 2012-02-01 19:59:57.0 login to vote score 0
    Does whiskey count as beer?
    zylon 916 2012-02-01 20:02:09.0 login to vote score 2
    kswheels: Bart never said Cowabunga.

    False. He said it for the first time in the first episode of the second season. *
    kswheels 4583 2012-02-01 20:06:59.0 login to vote score 0
    zylon: False. He said it for the first time in the first episode of the second season. *

    Oh fuck you. LOL. (+1 for proving me wrong.)
    quinblake 1476 2012-02-01 20:16:34.0 login to vote score 1
    We'll march day and night
    by the big cooling tower,
    they have the plant
    but we have the power.
    trigonman3 63 2012-02-02 02:26:53.0 login to vote score 0
    kswheels: Oh fuck you. LOL. (+1 for proving me wrong.)

    I accept your apology.
    If you logged in, you could post here.