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  • Tagged with : balance a satiety , bitches love vegan powers , fuckdrill , no kids chronophil , sourdough means no , tofurtains , vagina-like tissue paper

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    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 08:41:12.0 login to vote score 3
    Well…He HUNGRY!
    impasse 820 2012-02-15 08:42:31.0 login to vote score 6
    My wrist is just fine.

    Heh.
    quick1 501 2012-02-15 08:45:36.0 login to vote score 11
    Too bad you'll be so weak from hunger that you won't even want to penis her.
    fatsean 3838 2012-02-15 08:47:07.0 login to vote score 0
    I'm so anti-vegan I eat cats and dogs!
    eddyatwork 998 2012-02-15 08:49:08.0 login to vote score 1
    Vegans have no sperm.
    bake 2096 2012-02-15 08:51:50.0 login to vote score 1
    if a vegan did that, she doesn't wanna know what i will do to her with my sausage
    burntman 1528 2012-02-15 08:53:14.0 login to vote score 0
    fucking idiots.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 08:54:57.0 login to vote score 2
    bake: if a vegan did that, she doesn't wanna know what i will do to her with my sausage

    Slather it with mustard and go to town?
    farkmeblind 482 2012-02-15 08:55:35.0 login to vote score 2
    quick1: Too bad you'll be so weak from hunger that you won't even want to penis her.

    How weak from hunger do you have to be to not want to penis someone? This definitely sounds like bN research.
    notnews 579 2012-02-15 08:56:05.0 login to vote score 0
    They should open a home for all these bottomless girls.
    quick1 501 2012-02-15 08:57:48.0 login to vote score 5
    notnews: They should open a home for all these bottomless girls.

    Right next to the home for the fat bottomed girls who make the rockin' world go round?
    eddyatwork 998 2012-02-15 08:58:23.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: How weak from hunger do you have to be to not want to penis someone? This definitely sounds like bN research.

    Well, fat people are always hungry and they don't penis anyone.
    phil_herup 8976 2012-02-15 09:00:28.0 login to vote score 0
    Humans are not designed to be strict vegans.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:01:27.0 login to vote score 5
    eddyatwork: Well, fat people are always hungry and they don't penis anyone.

    Not true. how do you explain the existence of parents at walmart?

    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:01:52.0 login to vote score 2
    phil_herup: Humans are not designed to be strict vegans.

    Up with Omnivores!
    farkmeblind 482 2012-02-15 09:03:14.0 login to vote score 4
    eddyatwork: Well, fat people are always hungry and they don't penis anyone.

    No, YOU are always hungry and don't penis anyone. Fat people do it all the time. It's how they get the spawn they drag around on the ends of leashes.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-02-15 09:04:02.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: No, YOU are always hungry and don't penis anyone. Fat people do it all the time. It's how they get the spawn they drag around on the ends of leashes.

    How come you're so grumpy with me lately?
    saturday ninja 3494 2012-02-15 09:06:24.0 login to vote score 0
    quick1: Too bad you'll be so weak from hunger that you won't even want to penis her.

    The science on energy balance a satiety is wrong guyz! all hail quick1 our new overlord and savior.
    jimmythehutt 2751 2012-02-15 09:07:58.0 login to vote score 9
    phil_herup: Humans are not designed to be strict vegans.

    Humans aren't designed.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-02-15 09:08:18.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: How come you're so grumpy with me lately?

    You are failing to penis often enough, obviously. Get that extra charge on your scooter!
    quick1 501 2012-02-15 09:08:58.0 login to vote score 0
    saturday ninja: The science on energy balance a satiety is wrong guyz! all hail quick1 our new overlord and savior.

    tagged: balance a satiety
    eddyatwork 998 2012-02-15 09:09:47.0 login to vote score 5
    farkmeblind: You are failing to penis often enough, obviously. Get that extra charge on your scooter!

    I can't waste my battery on some woman, it's the day after Valentine's which means discount chocolate!
    phil_herup 8976 2012-02-15 09:10:07.0 login to vote score 0


    spongegirl circleskirt: Up with Omnivores!



    Yeah... I am on a See Food diet myself
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:11:57.0 login to vote score 1
    phil_herup: Yeah... I am on a See Food diet myself

    Ya see food and eat it? :P
    farkmeblind 482 2012-02-15 09:12:22.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: I can't waste my battery on some woman, it's the day after Valentine's which means discount chocolate!

    I totally forgot about discount chocolate sale day. You are provisionally forgiven.

    /jerk!
    ambition chicken 290 2012-02-15 09:14:00.0 login to vote score 0
    phil_herup: Yeah... I am on a See Food diet myself

    See food... eat food?
    phil_herup 8976 2012-02-15 09:14:10.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Ya see food and eat it? :P


    Pretty much. The only thing I don't like is cucumbers. Gross.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-02-15 09:14:15.0 login to vote score 0
    Okay, I have pummeled my bradypus tridactylus to orgasm (mine), it's time for a nap.
    ambition chicken 290 2012-02-15 09:14:25.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Ya see food and eat it? :P

    *shakes tiny fist*
    burntman 1528 2012-02-15 09:15:09.0 login to vote score 0
    phil_herup: Yeah... I am on a See Food diet myself

    When in Rome...
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:15:42.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Okay, I have pummeled my bradypus tridactylus to orgasm (mine), it's time for a nap.

    Well that's one deadly sin down…
    eddyatwork 998 2012-02-15 09:15:53.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Okay, I have pummeled my bradypus tridactylus to orgasm (mine), it's time for a nap.

    You dirty dirty girl!
    quick1 501 2012-02-15 09:16:02.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: I totally forgot about discount chocolate sale day. You are provisionally forgiven.

    /jerk!



    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:16:53.0 login to vote score 7
    phil_herup: Pretty much. The only thing I don't like is cucumbers. Gross.

    Yer not supposed to eat them. You attach it to one of these:

    quick1 501 2012-02-15 09:17:24.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Yer not supposed to eat them. You attach it to one of these:
    [image removed]


    FUCKDRILL
    paranoyd 6555 2012-02-15 09:17:49.0 login to vote score 1
    phil_herup: Pretty much. The only thing I don't like is cucumbers. Gross.

    Stop using your ass for a veggie dip.
    phil_herup 8976 2012-02-15 09:23:09.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Yer not supposed to eat them. You attach it to one of these:


    6.0 volts? That is kiddy stuff. I'd burn that motor out with my power bottom.



    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:23:59.0 login to vote score 2
    phil_herup: 6.0 volts? That is kiddy stuff. I'd burn that motor out with my power bottom.


    better?
    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-02-15 09:26:29.0 login to vote score 2
    phil_herup: 6.0 volts? That is kiddy stuff. I'd burn that motor out with my power bottom.

    No kids, chronophil :)
    wushupork 81 2012-02-15 09:29:04.0 login to vote score 1
    bake: if a vegan did that, she doesn't wanna know what i will do to her with my sausage

    She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone?
    polydactylkatze 641 2012-02-15 09:30:01.0 login to vote score 2
    Check out this weak, hungry vegan:


    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-02-15 09:31:49.0 login to vote score 6
    polydactylkatze: Check out this weak, hungry vegan:

    Did he get that bloody on a celery hunt? :)
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:35:52.0 login to vote score 3
    nerd by proxy: Did he get that bloody on a celery hunt? :)


    phil_herup 8976 2012-02-15 09:36:48.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: better?





    Even better. Air powered Thunder Gun
    willywanka 274 2012-02-15 09:40:32.0 login to vote score 4

    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:41:57.0 login to vote score 0
    willywanka:

    Wasn't he defeated by bacon or a cheeseburger?
    willywanka 274 2012-02-15 09:46:48.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Wasn't he defeated by bacon or a cheeseburger?

    even better...half and half.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 09:50:49.0 login to vote score 0
    willywanka: even better...half and half.

    LOL!
    polydactylkatze 641 2012-02-15 09:53:03.0 login to vote score 1
    nerd by proxy: Did he get that bloody on a celery hunt? :)

    Hells, yeah! He ripped the heart out of that celery and at it raw!

    /garden tools are sharp.
    gradivus 3607 2012-02-15 09:54:50.0 login to vote score 0
    Veganism is an unsustainable fad diet made by idiots who have a broken concept of morality.

    You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.
    brazil 316 2012-02-15 09:57:34.0 login to vote score 0
    gradivus: Veganism is an unsustainable fad diet made by idiots who have a broken concept of morality.

    You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.


    You've been reading my posts very carefully I see.
    gradivus 3607 2012-02-15 09:59:56.0 login to vote score 0
    brazil: You've been reading my posts very carefully I see.

    I do a paleo diet because I was tired of feeling like shit and being half dead from uncontrollable blood sugar swings.

    Paleo is based on science, veganism is based on not hurting animals that would be eaten by something in the wild anyway.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-02-15 10:05:19.0 login to vote score 3
    gradivus: Veganism is an unsustainable fad diet made by idiots who have a broken concept of morality.

    You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.


    Gradivus does not approve of people who don't have protein. Gradivus eats protein. Gradivus.
    gradivus 3607 2012-02-15 10:07:24.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: Gradivus does not approve of people who don't have protein. Gradivus eats protein. Gradivus.


    cranky bastard 6 2012-02-15 10:09:30.0 login to vote score 3
    farkmeblind: How weak from hunger do you have to be to not want to penis someone? This definitely sounds like bN research.

    I've been too drunk to fish, but I've never been too hungry to screw.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 10:14:28.0 login to vote score 1
    gradivus:

    ribeye? Of course I would!
    phil_herup 8976 2012-02-15 10:19:34.0 login to vote score 0
    gradivus: Veganism is an unsustainable fad diet made by idiots who have a broken concept of morality.


    And how do most vegans vote and what ideology do they tend to flock too?
    gradivus 3607 2012-02-15 10:21:05.0 login to vote score 0
    phil_herup: And how do most vegans vote and what ideology do they tend to flock too?

    And what ideology to disgustingly fat southern baptists and child rapist catholics flock to?


    phil_herup 8976 2012-02-15 10:24:08.0 login to vote score 0
    Way to deflect from being owned there
    gradivus 3607 2012-02-15 10:27:25.0 login to vote score 0
    phil_herup: Way to deflect from being owned there

    That wasnt being owned just so you know. Liberals attract wimpy, misguided idiots, conservatives attract child rapists.


    quick1 501 2012-02-15 10:33:24.0 login to vote score 1
    phil_herup: And how do most vegans vote and what ideology do they tend to flock too?

    Better question: who gives a fuck?
    keerbip 4358 2012-02-15 10:43:23.0 login to vote score 4
    Soy curtains just aren't as satisfying.
    socodog 2898 2012-02-15 10:44:48.0 login to vote score 0
    Omnivore here. Never have had stamina or dysfunction issues. Way to troll, though, vegans. What a bunch of hippycrites.
    gradivus 3607 2012-02-15 10:47:46.0 login to vote score 0
    socodog: Omnivore here. Never have had stamina or dysfunction issues. Way to troll, though, vegans. What a bunch of hippycrites.

    They are going on the flawed premise that men with erectile dysfunction have higher cholesterol.

    Correlation=!=causation

    Its ignorant of cholesterols and what they do in the body all wrapped in a pile ideological fail.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-02-15 11:03:03.0 login to vote score 4
    keerbip: Soy curtains just aren't as satisfying.

    Tofurtains
    phil_herup 8976 2012-02-15 11:07:55.0 login to vote score 0
    quick1: Better question: who gives a fuck?



    Because they are idiots on several levels, that is why fucks are given.

    quinblake 1476 2012-02-15 11:09:06.0 login to vote score 0
    "Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast."

    What's with the yeast?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 11:10:49.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: "Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast."

    What's with the yeast?


    I guess live culture is a thinking lifeform.
    I mean, look at TBS.
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2012-02-15 11:11:10.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: "Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast."

    What's with the yeast?


    They're living cells! Please think of the poor living yeast!
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2012-02-15 11:11:40.0 login to vote score 1
    Also, on one tagged bitches love vegan powers

    For shame.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-02-15 11:13:36.0 login to vote score 2


    That's what he said?
    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-02-15 11:14:30.0 login to vote score 2
    D'OH!


    quinblake: What's with the yeast?

    nerd by proxy: That's what he said?

    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-02-15 11:18:56.0 login to vote score 1
    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Also, on one tagged bitches love vegan powersFor shame.

    I myself kinda liked vagina-like tissue paper, but I think that's just me.
    quick1 501 2012-02-15 11:46:35.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: "Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast."

    What's with the yeast?


    Does that mean I can't eat pussy anymore?
    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-02-15 11:51:14.0 login to vote score 1
    quick1: Does that mean I can't eat pussy anymore?

    *retch*

    It's probably not such a good idea to eat the yeasty ones at all.
    nerd by proxy 4296 2012-02-15 11:54:25.0 login to vote score 8
    nerd by proxy: *retch* It's probably not such a good idea to eat the yeasty ones at all.

    SOURDOUGH MEANS NO
    quinblake 1476 2012-02-15 11:55:00.0 login to vote score 0
    Has PETA protested for the rights of yeast?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-02-15 12:00:17.0 login to vote score 2
    nerd by proxy: SOURDOUGH MEANS NO

    Oh god. I'm so glad I'm in my car reading that. I laughed like a hyena! :D
    bluegargoyle 635 2012-02-15 12:22:25.0 login to vote score 3

    abbynormal 1917 2012-02-15 12:42:24.0 login to vote score 3
    God I hate peta. I want to set up a grill in front of their headquarters and cook up burgers and bacon!

    And I am a vegetarian.

    You don't want to eat meat for what ever reason? That's great. You don't have to be a dick about it.

    I want to feed those peta jerks to my cat. At least then they'd be useful.
    synthelim 6996 2012-02-15 12:58:25.0 login to vote score 0
    Maybe more people would stop eating meat if PETA wasn't so retarded.

    Every time PETA pops up in the headlines it makes me want to eat one or two animals just to spite them.
    ambition chicken 290 2012-02-15 18:23:46.0 login to vote score 1
    nerd by proxy: SOURDOUGH MEANS NO

    NBP, my stomach hurts and it's all your fault.
    cmbyrd 693 2012-02-15 19:25:56.0 login to vote score 0
    gradivus:


    If you logged in, you could post here.