PETA: Going vegan will make you tear through your girlfriend's vagina like tissue paper
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Well…He HUNGRY!
Too bad you'll be so weak from hunger that you won't even want to penis her.
I'm so anti-vegan I eat cats and dogs!
Vegans have no sperm.
if a vegan did that, she doesn't wanna know what i will do to her with my sausage
fucking idiots.
bake: if a vegan did that, she doesn't wanna know what i will do to her with my sausage
Slather it with mustard and go to town?
Slather it with mustard and go to town?
quick1: Too bad you'll be so weak from hunger that you won't even want to penis her.
How weak from hunger do you have to be to not want to penis someone? This definitely sounds like bN research.
How weak from hunger do you have to be to not want to penis someone? This definitely sounds like bN research.
They should open a home for all these bottomless girls.
notnews: They should open a home for all these bottomless girls.
Right next to the home for the fat bottomed girls who make the rockin' world go round?
Right next to the home for the fat bottomed girls who make the rockin' world go round?
farkmeblind: How weak from hunger do you have to be to not want to penis someone? This definitely sounds like bN research.
Well, fat people are always hungry and they don't penis anyone.
Well, fat people are always hungry and they don't penis anyone.
Humans are not designed to be strict vegans.
eddyatwork: Well, fat people are always hungry and they don't penis anyone.
Not true. how do you explain the existence of parents at walmart?
Not true. how do you explain the existence of parents at walmart?
eddyatwork: Well, fat people are always hungry and they don't penis anyone.
No, YOU are always hungry and don't penis anyone. Fat people do it all the time. It's how they get the spawn they drag around on the ends of leashes.
No, YOU are always hungry and don't penis anyone. Fat people do it all the time. It's how they get the spawn they drag around on the ends of leashes.
farkmeblind: No, YOU are always hungry and don't penis anyone. Fat people do it all the time. It's how they get the spawn they drag around on the ends of leashes.
How come you're so grumpy with me lately?
How come you're so grumpy with me lately?
quick1: Too bad you'll be so weak from hunger that you won't even want to penis her.
The science on energy balance a satiety is wrong guyz! all hail quick1 our new overlord and savior.
The science on energy balance a satiety is wrong guyz! all hail quick1 our new overlord and savior.
eddyatwork: How come you're so grumpy with me lately?
You are failing to penis often enough, obviously. Get that extra charge on your scooter!
You are failing to penis often enough, obviously. Get that extra charge on your scooter!
saturday ninja: The science on energy balance a satiety is wrong guyz! all hail quick1 our new overlord and savior.
tagged: balance a satiety
tagged: balance a satiety
farkmeblind: You are failing to penis often enough, obviously. Get that extra charge on your scooter!
I can't waste my battery on some woman, it's the day after Valentine's which means discount chocolate!
I can't waste my battery on some woman, it's the day after Valentine's which means discount chocolate!
eddyatwork: I can't waste my battery on some woman, it's the day after Valentine's which means discount chocolate!
I totally forgot about discount chocolate sale day. You are provisionally forgiven.
/jerk!
I totally forgot about discount chocolate sale day. You are provisionally forgiven.
/jerk!
spongegirl circleskirt: Ya see food and eat it? :P
Pretty much. The only thing I don't like is cucumbers. Gross.
Pretty much. The only thing I don't like is cucumbers. Gross.
Okay, I have pummeled my bradypus tridactylus to orgasm (mine), it's time for a nap.
farkmeblind: Okay, I have pummeled my bradypus tridactylus to orgasm (mine), it's time for a nap.
Well that's one deadly sin down…
Well that's one deadly sin down…
farkmeblind: Okay, I have pummeled my bradypus tridactylus to orgasm (mine), it's time for a nap.
You dirty dirty girl!
You dirty dirty girl!
farkmeblind: I totally forgot about discount chocolate sale day. You are provisionally forgiven.
/jerk!
/jerk!
phil_herup: Pretty much. The only thing I don't like is cucumbers. Gross.
Yer not supposed to eat them. You attach it to one of these:
Yer not supposed to eat them. You attach it to one of these:
spongegirl circleskirt: Yer not supposed to eat them. You attach it to one of these:
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FUCKDRILL
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FUCKDRILL
phil_herup: Pretty much. The only thing I don't like is cucumbers. Gross.
Stop using your ass for a veggie dip.
Stop using your ass for a veggie dip.
spongegirl circleskirt: Yer not supposed to eat them. You attach it to one of these:
6.0 volts? That is kiddy stuff. I'd burn that motor out with my power bottom.
6.0 volts? That is kiddy stuff. I'd burn that motor out with my power bottom.
phil_herup: 6.0 volts? That is kiddy stuff. I'd burn that motor out with my power bottom.
No kids, chronophil :)
No kids, chronophil :)
bake: if a vegan did that, she doesn't wanna know what i will do to her with my sausage
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone?
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone?
nerd by proxy: Did he get that bloody on a celery hunt? :)
Hells, yeah! He ripped the heart out of that celery and at it raw!
/garden tools are sharp.
Hells, yeah! He ripped the heart out of that celery and at it raw!
/garden tools are sharp.
Veganism is an unsustainable fad diet made by idiots who have a broken concept of morality.
You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.
You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.
gradivus: Veganism is an unsustainable fad diet made by idiots who have a broken concept of morality.
You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.
You've been reading my posts very carefully I see.
You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.
You've been reading my posts very carefully I see.
brazil: You've been reading my posts very carefully I see.
I do a paleo diet because I was tired of feeling like shit and being half dead from uncontrollable blood sugar swings.
Paleo is based on science, veganism is based on not hurting animals that would be eaten by something in the wild anyway.
I do a paleo diet because I was tired of feeling like shit and being half dead from uncontrollable blood sugar swings.
Paleo is based on science, veganism is based on not hurting animals that would be eaten by something in the wild anyway.
gradivus: Veganism is an unsustainable fad diet made by idiots who have a broken concept of morality.
You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.
Gradivus does not approve of people who don't have protein. Gradivus eats protein. Gradivus.
You would quickly die in the wilderness trying to be vegan. No human society before modern agriculture has been vegan.
Gradivus does not approve of people who don't have protein. Gradivus eats protein. Gradivus.
eddyatwork: Gradivus does not approve of people who don't have protein. Gradivus eats protein. Gradivus.
farkmeblind: How weak from hunger do you have to be to not want to penis someone? This definitely sounds like bN research.
I've been too drunk to fish, but I've never been too hungry to screw.
I've been too drunk to fish, but I've never been too hungry to screw.
gradivus: Veganism is an unsustainable fad diet made by idiots who have a broken concept of morality.
And how do most vegans vote and what ideology do they tend to flock too?
And how do most vegans vote and what ideology do they tend to flock too?
phil_herup: And how do most vegans vote and what ideology do they tend to flock too?
And what ideology to disgustingly fat southern baptists and child rapist catholics flock to?
And what ideology to disgustingly fat southern baptists and child rapist catholics flock to?
Way to deflect from being owned there
phil_herup: Way to deflect from being owned there
That wasnt being owned just so you know. Liberals attract wimpy, misguided idiots, conservatives attract child rapists.
That wasnt being owned just so you know. Liberals attract wimpy, misguided idiots, conservatives attract child rapists.
phil_herup: And how do most vegans vote and what ideology do they tend to flock too?
Better question: who gives a fuck?
Better question: who gives a fuck?
Soy curtains just aren't as satisfying.
Omnivore here. Never have had stamina or dysfunction issues. Way to troll, though, vegans. What a bunch of hippycrites.
socodog: Omnivore here. Never have had stamina or dysfunction issues. Way to troll, though, vegans. What a bunch of hippycrites.
They are going on the flawed premise that men with erectile dysfunction have higher cholesterol.
Correlation=!=causation
Its ignorant of cholesterols and what they do in the body all wrapped in a pile ideological fail.
They are going on the flawed premise that men with erectile dysfunction have higher cholesterol.
Correlation=!=causation
Its ignorant of cholesterols and what they do in the body all wrapped in a pile ideological fail.
quick1: Better question: who gives a fuck?
Because they are idiots on several levels, that is why fucks are given.
Because they are idiots on several levels, that is why fucks are given.
"Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast."
What's with the yeast?
What's with the yeast?
quinblake: "Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast."
What's with the yeast?
I guess live culture is a thinking lifeform.
I mean, look at TBS.
What's with the yeast?
I guess live culture is a thinking lifeform.
I mean, look at TBS.
quinblake: "Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast."
What's with the yeast?
They're living cells! Please think of the poor living yeast!
What's with the yeast?
They're living cells! Please think of the poor living yeast!
grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: Also, on one tagged bitches love vegan powersFor shame.
I myself kinda liked vagina-like tissue paper, but I think that's just me.
I myself kinda liked vagina-like tissue paper, but I think that's just me.
quinblake: "Vegan is the strictest sub-category of vegetarians. Vegans do not consume any animal products or by-products. Some go as far as not even consuming honey and yeast."
What's with the yeast?
Does that mean I can't eat pussy anymore?
What's with the yeast?
Does that mean I can't eat pussy anymore?
quick1: Does that mean I can't eat pussy anymore?
*retch*
It's probably not such a good idea to eat the yeasty ones at all.
*retch*
It's probably not such a good idea to eat the yeasty ones at all.
nerd by proxy: *retch* It's probably not such a good idea to eat the yeasty ones at all.
SOURDOUGH MEANS NO
SOURDOUGH MEANS NO
Has PETA protested for the rights of yeast?
nerd by proxy: SOURDOUGH MEANS NO
Oh god. I'm so glad I'm in my car reading that. I laughed like a hyena! :D
Oh god. I'm so glad I'm in my car reading that. I laughed like a hyena! :D
God I hate peta. I want to set up a grill in front of their headquarters and cook up burgers and bacon!
And I am a vegetarian.
You don't want to eat meat for what ever reason? That's great. You don't have to be a dick about it.
I want to feed those peta jerks to my cat. At least then they'd be useful.
And I am a vegetarian.
You don't want to eat meat for what ever reason? That's great. You don't have to be a dick about it.
I want to feed those peta jerks to my cat. At least then they'd be useful.
Maybe more people would stop eating meat if PETA wasn't so retarded.
Every time PETA pops up in the headlines it makes me want to eat one or two animals just to spite them.
Every time PETA pops up in the headlines it makes me want to eat one or two animals just to spite them.
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