Eager losers need to get a job like me. Well, ignore the fact I live off the taxpayers and PAC money.

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wsucanuck 1272 2012-02-18 07:26:14.0 login to vote score 1

TBS should stop being a bitter bitch.

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brazil 316 2012-02-18 07:33:56.0 login to vote score 0

Living off the people's taxes???

That there is a Democrat hero!

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dividebyxero 9383 2012-02-18 07:35:42.0 login to vote score 2

wsucanuck: TBS should stop being a bitter bitch.

You're more likely to win the powerball lottery 3 times in a row, while getting a lapdance from Lady Gaga, than to see such a day.

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eddyatwork 998 2012-02-18 07:38:18.0 login to vote score 0

But don't you see that by fucking up the economy they did well because they got a government bailout which restored the economy to kind of the state it was in before they fucked it up in the first place?

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wsucanuck 1272 2012-02-18 07:40:51.0 login to vote score 0

dividebyxero: You're more likely to win the powerball lottery 3 times in a row, while getting a lapdance from Lady Gaga, than to see such a day.

The funny part is, Lady Gaga is giving me a lapdance right now. I should probably go play the powerball.

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dividebyxero 9383 2012-02-18 07:41:37.0 login to vote score 1

wsucanuck: The funny part is, Lady Gaga is giving me a lapdance right now. I should probably go play the powerball.

Don't forget to wave the cowboy hat around.

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bootney lee farnsworth 10783 2012-02-18 07:41:46.0 login to vote score 1

wsucanuck: The funny part is, Lady Gaga is giving me a lapdance right now. I should probably go play the powerball.

And burn those pants.

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eddyatwork 998 2012-02-18 07:42:40.0 login to vote score 0

Holy crap, I played three powerball tickets and they all won! With all this money I bet I could get two chicks at the same time! Well maybe one chick would do me. Ok, maybe one chick would give me a lapdance. Alright, maybe a pseudo-chick would give me a lapdance. Fuck my life.

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wsucanuck 1272 2012-02-18 07:43:17.0 login to vote score 0

eddyatwork: Holy crap, I played three powerball tickets and they all won! With all this money I bet I could get two chicks at the same time! Well maybe one chick would do me. Ok, maybe one chick would give me a lapdance. Alright, maybe a pseudo-chick would give me a lapdance. Fuck my life.

I found TBS' alt.

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eddyatwork 998 2012-02-18 07:43:46.0 login to vote score 0

It's true. I am the_bon_scott.

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mike_bolton 913 2012-02-18 07:50:49.0 login to vote score 0

ass sprinklers

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oldfart 1558 2012-02-18 07:58:04.0 login to vote score 1

Finally, an honest candidate! "Fuck you! Vote for me! I'll take your money and buy some rich friends with it, you quaint working people in your quaint small towns, you."

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willywanka 274 2012-02-18 08:08:22.0 login to vote score 0

We should celebrate like we do in the small towns all across American _ as you do here in Detroit. You celebrate success.

was he talking about another Detroit, or has he just completely lost the plot?

You build statues and monuments. Buildings, you name after them. Why? Because in their greatness and innovation, yes, they created wealth, but they created wealth for everybody else.

He said this in DETROIT? Wow.

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phil_herup 8976 2012-02-18 11:34:31.0 login to vote score 0

Wealth inequality is necessary. It is the essence of liberty

Forced wealth equality is simply tyranny.

I doubt the bN Social Justice brigade could wrap their brains around that concept.

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