11 things I've learned from watching movies - and so have you.

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impasse 820 2012-02-20 06:52:23.0 login to vote score 0

It's like a Cracked.com list, but even moar uselesser.

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phil_herup 8976 2012-02-20 06:59:14.0 login to vote score 0

Totally agree with the being in a war and showing your buddies a pic of your sweetheart back home.

You'll be coming home in a body bag after that.

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thundercougarfalconbird 457 2012-02-20 06:59:26.0 login to vote score 0

About halfway through I realized I was reading them all to the tune of In The Navy. The Muppet version, of course.

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bootney lee farnsworth 10783 2012-02-20 07:00:57.0 login to vote score 1

If you're going to be in a horror movie, you'd better be white.

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grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2012-02-20 07:05:22.0 login to vote score 0

If you get hit in the face with a canoe paddle, you'll be able to catch yourself as you fall

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tabernash 1083 2012-02-20 07:07:17.0 login to vote score 0

bootney lee farnsworth: If you're going to be in a horror movie, you'd better be white.

Also, if you are in a horror movie and you are a white female, you WILL fall and twist your ankle while running away from whatever is chasing you.

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paranoyd 6555 2012-02-20 07:07:49.0 login to vote score 1

Nobody can see even the biggest object hurtling at their face if the audience can't see it yet.

Semis only make a noise at the exact moment they are passing you, and they are louder than everything else right then.

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impasse 820 2012-02-20 07:10:43.0 login to vote score 0

grotfabrieken rubbishhausen: If you get hit in the face with a canoe paddle, you'll be able to catch yourself as you fall

Also you head starts to move back before it hits you.

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