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    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 02:13:38.0 login to vote score 0
    Only the libs that argue with me are dumber than Texans who support Gov. Perry.
    zylon 916 2012-03-18 06:40:36.0 login to vote score 2
    Only TBS is dumber than Gov. Perry.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 06:41:44.0 login to vote score -1
    zylon: Only TBS is dumber than Gov. Perry.

    The miserable peasants and zanexero alts are revolting
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 06:53:18.0 login to vote score -7
    Illuminaughty, I've always liked you, but voting me down because your loser boyfiend in an unquestionable whiny fucking idiot, moron and perpetual derptard is no reason to vote other users down.

    The truth sucks sometimes.
    nytestorm 5153 2012-03-18 07:03:09.0 login to vote score 7
    the bon_scott: Illuminaughty, I've always liked you, but voting me down because your loser boyfiend in an unquestionable whiny fucking idiot, moron and perpetual derptard is no reason to vote other users down.

    The truth sucks sometimes.


    Dude, you know, I've thought it was bullshit when people fucked around with you, but, seriously, you are an insufferable ass.

    All politics aside, you're an ass. At the very least. Perhaps you should take a vacation, because every thread you walk into becomes a goddamn 'LIBBYLIBLIBS and EAGER LOSERS" fest and all rational conversation is thrown to the four winds. The common factor? You.

    Now you'll attempt to personally attack me, while knowing nothing about me, and possibly even whine about the unfairness of being called out for making an ass of yourself.

    Just do yourself a favor and take a break. When you come back, try to actually interact with people like they are rational human beings. Golden Rule and all that shit.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 07:15:09.0 login to vote score -3
    nytestorm: Dude, you know, I've thought it was bullshit when people fucked around with you, but, seriously, you are an insufferable ass.All politics aside, you're an ass. At the very least. Perhaps you should take a vacation, because every thread you walk into becomes a goddamn 'LIBBYLIBLIBS and EAGER LOSERS" fest and all rational conversation is thrown to the four winds. The common factor? You. Now you'll attempt to personally attack me, while knowing nothing about me, and possibly even whine about the unfairness of being called out for making an ass of yourself. Just do yourself a favor and take a break. When you come back, try to actually interact with people like they are rational human beings. Golden Rule and all that shit.

    No, I won't personally atack you. I'll just chalk you up as one of the many professional crybaby derptards on bN.

    And Illuminaughty's boyfriend is a blithering fucking idiot and professional whiner. And nothing you or I can say will change that fact. Get over it.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 07:18:40.0 login to vote score 3
    the bon_scott: No, I won't personally atack you. I'll just chalk you up as one of the many professional crybaby derptards on bN.

    And Illuminaughty's boyfriend is a blithering fucking idiot and professional whiner. And nothing you or I can say will change that fact. Get over it.


    2 day bender?
    pajamas 7950 2012-03-18 07:33:26.0 login to vote score 4
    the bon_scott: No, I won't personally atack you. I'll just chalk you up as one of the many professional crybaby derptards on bN.

    And Illuminaughty's boyfriend is a blithering fucking idiot and professional whiner. And nothing you or I can say will change that fact. Get over it.


    For clarification, Dizzy is Illuminaughty's boyfriend while Zanexeo is Quin's boyfriend. I know this despite the fact that I spend a tiny fraction of the time you spend here and I have little to no relative interest in who is fucking whom unless my specific and very own genitals are involved in the transaction in an ongoing and integral way.
    nytestorm 5153 2012-03-18 07:33:43.0 login to vote score 5
    the bon_scott: No, I won't personally atack you. I'll just chalk you up as one of the many professional crybaby derptards on bN.

    And Illuminaughty's boyfriend is a blithering fucking idiot and professional whiner. And nothing you or I can say will change that fact. Get over it.


    You say you won't personally attack me, then personally attack me. You're a walking contradiction. What, pray tell, am I being a "professional crybaby derptard" about? I made a suggestion that maybe you're taking an internet forum way too seriously...oh hell, who am I kidding. You get off on this. Whatever, back to work.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 07:35:49.0 login to vote score -2
    pajamas: For clarification, Dizzy is Illuminaughty's boyfriend while Zanexeo is Quin's boyfriend. I know this despite the fact that I spend a tiny fraction of the time you spend here and I have little to no relative interest in who is fucking whom unless my specific and very own genitals are involved in the transaction in an ongoing and integral way.

    Nice of you to pay so close attention thereof. So dizzy and zanexero are both idiots and professional derptards. That's no new news.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 07:37:41.0 login to vote score -2
    nytestorm: You say you won't personally attack me, then personally attack me. You're a walking contradiction. What, pray tell, am I being a "professional crybaby derptard" about? I made a suggestion that maybe you're taking an internet forum way too seriously...oh hell, who am I kidding. You get off on this. Whatever, back to work.

    Getting back to work was the smartest thing you said.
    pajamas 7950 2012-03-18 07:40:28.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott: Nice of you to pay so close attention thereof. So dizzy and zanexero are both idiots and professional derptards. That's no new news.

    That much is not in evidence. In fact, what appears to be in evidence is that they are having sex. So we know that at least two regular and frequent members of this site are having sex with two other members. So, contextual evidence that 4 people here are having sex in some configuration.
    cousin dupree 3964 2012-03-18 07:42:48.0 login to vote score 1
    I just wanna be ok, be ok, be ok. I just wanna be ok today.
    dimensiation 1319 2012-03-18 07:48:29.0 login to vote score 2
    pajamas: For clarification, Dizzy is Illuminaughty's boyfriend while Zanexeo is Quin's boyfriend. I know this despite the fact that I spend a tiny fraction of the time you spend here and I have little to no relative interest in who is fucking whom unless my specific and very own genitals are involved in the transaction in an ongoing and integral way.

    I think he knows this. He was yelling at dizzy in the big thread.

    pajamas: That much is not in evidence. In fact, what appears to be in evidence is that they are having sex. So we know that at least two regular and frequent members of this site are having sex with two other members. So, contextual evidence that 4 people here are having sex in some configuration.

    Is it the cloverleaf configuration? That's my favorite!
    cannonhawk 849 2012-03-18 08:00:32.0 login to vote score 4
    Hopefully more women will raise up and help this d-bag out of office.
    paranoyd 6555 2012-03-18 09:10:45.0 login to vote score 7
    No, Mr. Perry, I want you to die.
    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-18 09:56:36.0 login to vote score 1
    pajamas: no relative interest in who is fucking whom unless my specific and very own genitals are involved in the transaction in an ongoing and integral way.




    pajamas: For clarification, Dizzy is Illuminaughty's boyfriend while Zanexeo is Quin's boyfriend. I know this despite the fact that I spend a tiny fraction of the time you spend here and I have little to no relative interest in who is fucking whom unless my specific and very own genitals are involved in the transaction in an ongoing and integral way.

    So much hooking up going on here the past few years, onder when bN will spawn it's 1st baby.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-18 09:59:55.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott: Nice of you to pay so close attention thereof. So dizzy and zanexero are both idiots and professional derptards. That's no new news.

    I love you too, sweetums.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-18 10:00:17.0 login to vote score 2
    swingingjohnson: So much hooking up going on here the past few years, onder when bN will spawn it's 1st baby.

    No.
    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-18 10:01:56.0 login to vote score 6
    I like this from TFA's comments:

    The South continues to be an albatross around the neck of our nation. They contribute little to nothing to our overall well-being, yet take so very much from the rest of us.

    The South leads the nation in obesity, illiteracy, and unemployment. They get more federal money back than nearly every blue state.

    Yet at every turn, they rail and inveigh against big government - not realizing, apparently, that if not for the largesse of their government, they'd be eating dog food and living in cardboard boxes.

    While the rest of us try to move forward into the 21st century, the South continues to hold us back in so many areas: education, renewable energy, and of course, women's reproductive rights (to name just a few).

    Periodically, they rise up in self-righteous indignation and threaten to leave the Union. I, for one, say we take them up on that offer. it's long overdue. Redraw the Mason-Dixon line and let us finally move forward. As in, "evolve."

    Sorry Southerners - I know many of you think evolution is a dirty word.....yet another reason you need to go your own way. Don't forget to take your halfwitted Governor with you.

    Goodbye and good luck,

    The Blue States
    drew curtis 1098 2012-03-18 10:07:33.0 login to vote score 1
    the bon_scott: No, I won't personally atack you. I'll just chalk you up as one of the many professional crybaby derptards on bN.

    And Illuminaughty's boyfriend is a blithering fucking idiot and professional whiner. And nothing you or I can say will change that fact. Get over it.


    -1. Attack is spelled with 2 t's
    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-18 10:13:41.0 login to vote score 1
    I'm not going to say FUCK YOU EVERYBODY, but FUCK YOU EVERYBODY!
    libs keep banning me 9992 2012-03-18 10:13:58.0 login to vote score 1
    Much like Texas, this website has become too stupid for words.
    mike_bolton 913 2012-03-18 10:21:32.0 login to vote score 2
    libs keep banning me: Much like Texas, this website has become too stupid for words.

    Austin excluded.
    sloth 222 2012-03-18 12:35:28.0 login to vote score 0
    swingingjohnson: I like this from TFA's comments:

    The South continues to be an albatross around the neck of our nation. They contribute little to nothing to our overall well-being, yet take so very much from the rest of us.

    The South leads the nation in obesity, illiteracy, and unemployment. They get more federal money back than nearly every blue state.

    Yet at every turn, they rail and inveigh against big government - not realizing, apparently, that if not for the largesse of their government, they'd be eating dog food and living in cardboard boxes.

    While the rest of us try to move forward into the 21st century, the South continues to hold us back in so many areas: education, renewable energy, and of course, women's reproductive rights (to name just a few).

    Periodically, they rise up in self-righteous indignation and threaten to leave the Union. I, for one, say we take them up on that offer. it's long overdue. Redraw the Mason-Dixon line and let us finally move forward. As in, "evolve."

    Sorry Southerners - I know many of you think evolution is a dirty word.....yet another reason you need to go your own way. Don't forget to take your halfwitted Governor with you.

    Goodbye and good luck,

    The Blue States


    The ignorant bickering between partisan idiots and their sacred talking points is moving beyond entertaining to just annoying.
    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-18 12:39:51.0 login to vote score 2
    sloth: The ignorant bickering between partisan idiots and their sacred talking points is moving beyond entertaining to just annoying.

    I think a big part of why it's getting so crazy is everyone has access to the internet nowadays whereas before most ignorant backwoods rednecks never cared that much about politics.

    Now everyone is an expert.
    gradivus 3607 2012-03-18 12:43:26.0 login to vote score 0
    swingingjohnson: I think a big part of why it's getting so crazy is everyone has access to the internet nowadays whereas before most ignorant backwoods rednecks never cared that much about politics.

    Now everyone is an expert.


    Yet they dont believe in science.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-03-18 12:46:09.0 login to vote score 1
    gradivus: Yet they dont believe in science.

    God moves through the tubes in mysterious ways.
    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-18 12:54:29.0 login to vote score 1
    I wonder how often our beloved selectiveD has to purposely act like an idiot just to get along with many of her Texas colleagues.
    zylon 916 2012-03-18 13:28:13.0 login to vote score 6
    pajamas: For clarification, Dizzy is Illuminaughty's boyfriend while Zanexeo is Quin's boyfriend.

    Wait, so... then that means, according to TBS-- I'm Quin's boyfriend.

    Woot!
    oldfart 1558 2012-03-18 13:49:22.0 login to vote score 3
    zylon: Wait, so... then that means, according to TBS-- I'm Quin's boyfriend.

    Woot!


    huh -- you win. Didn't expect THAT!

    Congratulations!

    texas raider 728 2012-03-18 14:21:33.0 login to vote score 2
    swingingjohnson: I like this from TFA's comments:

    The South continues to be an albatross around the neck of our nation. They contribute little to nothing to our overall well-being, yet take so very much from the rest of us.

    The South leads the nation in obesity, illiteracy, and unemployment. They get more federal money back than nearly every blue state.

    Yet at every turn, they rail and inveigh against big government - not realizing, apparently, that if not for the largesse of their government, they'd be eating dog food and living in cardboard boxes.

    While the rest of us try to move forward into the 21st century, the South continues to hold us back in so many areas: education, renewable energy, and of course, women's reproductive rights (to name just a few).

    Periodically, they rise up in self-righteous indignation and threaten to leave the Union. I, for one, say we take them up on that offer. it's long overdue. Redraw the Mason-Dixon line and let us finally move forward. As in, "evolve."

    Sorry Southerners - I know many of you think evolution is a dirty word.....yet another reason you need to go your own way. Don't forget to take your halfwitted Governor with you.

    Goodbye and good luck,

    The Blue States

    swingingjohnson: I think a big part of why it's getting so crazy is everyone has access to the internet nowadays whereas before most ignorant backwoods rednecks never cared that much about politics.

    Now everyone is an expert.



    swingingjohnson: I wonder how often our beloved selectiveD has to purposely act like an idiot just to get along with many of her Texas colleagues.

    Regionalist nonsense. Stupid is everywhere.




    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-18 14:23:35.0 login to vote score 0
    texas raider: Regionalist nonsense. Stupid is everywhere.

    Most of PA is very redneck.
    swede 10225 2012-03-18 14:26:08.0 login to vote score 0
    pajamas: For clarification, Dizzy is Illuminaughty's boyfriend while Zanexeo is Quin's boyfriend. I know this despite the fact that I spend a tiny fraction of the time you spend here and I have little to no relative interest in who is fucking whom unless my specific and very own genitals are involved in the transaction in an ongoing and integral way.

    And Pajamas is my girlfriend.

    You always forget that part.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:26:55.0 login to vote score -6
    zylon: Wait, so... then that means, according to TBS-- I'm Quin's boyfriend.Woot!

    So you fancy fat dumb chicks that I wouldn't give a second look at. Good for you, loser.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 14:28:26.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott: So you fancy fat dumb chicks that I wouldn't give a second look at. Good for you, loser.

    Well, zanexero doesn't have to pay for it.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:30:14.0 login to vote score -1
    osirisothedead: Well, zanexero doesn't have to pay for it.

    Of course he doesn't. He's a loser and an idiot, he has to settle for it.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 14:34:21.0 login to vote score 2
    the bon_scott: Of course he doesn't. He's a loser and an idiot, he has to settle for it.

    I suppose so. He has to settle for meeting someone online, going on to meeting them in person, kindling a relationship with them, having hot, wild sex with them and sharing his life with them.

    You, on the other hand, can just call an escort service and have the most meaningful hour of your life just by handing over your credit card number. I'm sure zanexero envies you.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:36:24.0 login to vote score -1
    osirisothedead: I suppose so. He has to settle for meeting someone online, going on to meeting them in person, kindling a relationship with them, having hot, wild sex with them and sharing his life with them.You, on the other hand, can just call an escort service and have the most meaningful hour of your life just by handing over your credit card number. I'm sure zanexero envies you.

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You on the other hand, being so Santorum like, are obsessed with what everybody does in Vegas.
    sloth 222 2012-03-18 14:39:38.0 login to vote score 0
    swingingjohnson: I think a big part of why it's getting so crazy is everyone has access to the internet nowadays whereas before most ignorant backwoods rednecks never cared that much about politics.

    Now everyone is an expert.


    Sounds as likely as anything else.
    abbynormal 1917 2012-03-18 14:39:55.0 login to vote score 2
    You idiots bitch about TBS, but you keep taking the bait. I think you like it.

    If you really want him to stop then shut up and stop replying. How about talking about the article?
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 14:40:22.0 login to vote score 3
    the bon_scott: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You on the other hand, being so Santorum like, are obsessed with what everybody does in Vegas.

    So why do you boast about the hookers you hire if "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? I don't care what you do. I'm simply pointing out that normal bNers are able to get in to relationships whereas abnormal bNers, such as yourself, have to pay for it.
    zolividor 642 2012-03-18 14:40:50.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-03-18 14:42:39.0 login to vote score 0
    swingingjohnson: So much hooking up going on here the past few years, onder when bN will spawn it's 1st baby.

    Uh. No.
    zylon 916 2012-03-18 14:43:25.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: You idiots bitch about TBS, but you keep taking the bait. I think you like it.

    If you're putting forth the theory that TBS is the master troll who's baiting everyone else, I suspect you're going to find that a tough sell.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-03-18 14:45:14.0 login to vote score 1
    zolividor:

    Will you quit posting that? Please?
    No I'm not defending him, but how about some creativity or maybe a picture of seal clubbing.

    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:45:22.0 login to vote score -1
    osirisothedead: So why do you boast about the hookers you hire if "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? I don't care what you do. I'm simply pointing out that normal bNers are able to get in to relationships whereas abnormal bNers, such as yourself, have to pay for it.

    I commented once about paying two very hot chicks sucking my cock in the VIP room of a high-end Vegas strip club. I'm sorry I could easily afford it and that you're such a tight-ass about being so politically correct.

    Obviously Rick Santorum can count on your support.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-03-18 14:46:40.0 login to vote score 1
    abbynormal: You idiots bitch about TBS, but you keep taking the bait. I think you like it.

    If you really want him to stop then shut up and stop replying. How about talking about the article?


    There's an article? :P
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:47:12.0 login to vote score 0
    P.S. So vote republican was in the same strip club at the same time, that immoral bastard!
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 14:47:40.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott: I commented once about paying two very hot chicks sucking my cock in the VIP room of a high-end Vegas strip club.

    So you have to pay for it. *shrug* I have no issue with that. I personally don't need to pay for it. My personality isn't so dysfunctional that I can't attract a mate without spending money.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:48:29.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: You idiots bitch about TBS, but you keep taking the bait. I think you like it.If you really want him to stop then shut up and stop replying. How about talking about the article?

    I find all these witless idiots endlessly derping at me amusing.
    abbynormal 1917 2012-03-18 14:49:52.0 login to vote score 0
    zylon: If you're putting forth the theory that TBS is the master troll who's baiting everyone else, I suspect you're going to find that a tough sell.

    I don't know is he's a master troll or an idiot. I don't care.

    All I know when I think someone is an ass, I stop talking to them. There are a handful of people here who are dead to me. I don't reply to anything they say or read their posts.

    If you all did that they'd go find someone else to bother.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:51:25.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: So you have to pay for it. *shrug* I have no issue with that. I personally don't need to pay for it. My personality isn't so dysfunctional that I can't attract a mate without spending money.

    Yeah, some people "sin" when they go to "Sin City" and are drunk (and spend thousand of dollars that night). You'll get over it, Santorum fan.

    Sin City
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:52:02.0 login to vote score 0
    thousands
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 14:52:02.0 login to vote score 1
    the bon_scott: Yeah, some people "sin" when they go to "Sin City" and are drunk (and spend thousand of dollars that night). You'll get over it, Santorum fan.

    Sin City


    Meh. Whatever, the john_scott.
    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-18 14:52:46.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Uh. No.

    It's bound to happen eventually.
    zolividor 642 2012-03-18 14:52:50.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Will you quit posting that? Please?
    No I'm not defending him, but how about some creativity or maybe a picture of seal clubbing.


    But, it hurts him....
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:53:13.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Meh. Whatever, the john_scott.

    Rick Santorum appreciates all your support for traditional family values.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 14:53:47.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott: Rick Santorum appreciates all your support for traditional family values.

    And Stalin appreciates all of your drinking.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:55:58.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: And Stalin appreciates all of your drinking.

    At least Stalin didn't endlessly whine about people doing naughty things in Las Vegas.
    illuminaughty 648 2012-03-18 14:56:11.0 login to vote score 0
    swingingjohnson: It's bound to happen eventually.

    I think that all of the couples who started here are probably past baby-making age, or at least baby wanting age. I could live with it, but I think my reproductive system has other ideas. :P
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 14:56:39.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott: At least Stalin didn't endlessly whine about people doing naughty things in Las Vegas.

    Nobody whined about you doing naughty things in Las Vegas. I simply said that you hired hookers because you're incapable of forming a relationship.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 14:57:27.0 login to vote score -1
    osirisothedead: Nobody whined about you doing naughty things in Las Vegas. I simply said that you hired hookers because you're incapable of forming a relationship.

    You simply derped and bawwwed, as usual.

    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 15:00:05.0 login to vote score 0
    pajamas: That much is not in evidence. In fact, what appears to be in evidence is that they are having sex. So we know that at least two regular and frequent members of this site are having sex with two other members. So, contextual evidence that 4 people here are having sex in some configuration.

    and I am jealous of all y'all.
    zylon 916 2012-03-18 15:01:12.0 login to vote score 1
    zolividor: But, it hurts him....

    What are you, simple? By posting the same not-even-very-good image over and over and over, you just drain it of any impact whatsoever.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 15:03:21.0 login to vote score 1
    zylon: What are you, simple? By posting the same not-even-very-good image over and over and over, you just drain it of any impact whatsoever.

    zanexero's alt is mean. :-(
    zolividor 642 2012-03-18 15:04:08.0 login to vote score 0
    zylon: What are you, simple? By posting the same not-even-very-good image over and over and over, you just drain it of any impact whatsoever.

    Not simple. Just don't care enough to put forth the effort.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-03-18 15:07:57.0 login to vote score 0
    illuminaughty: I think that all of the couples who started here are probably past baby-making age, or at least baby wanting age. I could live with it, but I think my reproductive system has other ideas. :P

    Basically. :)
    someone who may or may not be just sayin' 2012-03-18 15:09:16.0 login to vote score 0
    zolividor: Not simple. Just don't care enough to put forth the effort.

    That's why you keep posting that same image over and over and over and over and over again.
    zolividor 642 2012-03-18 15:15:29.0 login to vote score 0
    someone who may or may not be just sayin': That's why you keep posting that same image over and over and over and over and over again.

    If he were the 1%er he claimed, he'd be congratulating me for adopting 1%er ethics in my abuse of his weakness and inability to compete.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 15:24:02.0 login to vote score 2
    zolividor: If he were the 1%er he claimed, he'd be congratulating me for adopting 1%er ethics in my abuse of his weakness and inability to compete.

    If he was as rich as he claimed, he'd be off doing something infinitely more fun than getting sloshed and bitching at "peasants" on a message board. Any broke-ass bitch with a buck fifty for a 40 can do what he's doing right now.
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-18 15:45:46.0 login to vote score -1
    zolividor: If he were the 1%er he claimed, he'd be congratulating me for adopting 1%er ethics in my abuse of his weakness and inability to compete.

    osirisothedead: If he was as rich as he claimed, he'd be off doing something infinitely more fun than getting sloshed and bitching at "peasants" on a message board. Any broke-ass bitch with a buck fifty for a 40 can do what he's doing right now.

    The whiny derptard peasants are revolting.

    jimmythehutt 2751 2012-03-18 15:52:00.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: My personality isn't so dysfunctional that I can't attract a mate without spending money.

    Mine is. :(
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 15:53:42.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: If he was as rich as he claimed, he'd be off doing something infinitely more fun than getting sloshed and bitching at "peasants" on a message board. Any broke-ass bitch with a buck fifty for a 40 can do what he's doing right now.

    Actually a study came out this week that showed a relationship between sexual frustration and alcohol consumption.

    The More You Know
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:01:57.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Actually a study came out this week that showed a relationship between sexual frustration and alcohol consumption.

    The More You Know


    Jesus christ, how am I not an alcoholic by now?

    I must just be really, really stubborn. Or a bad drinker.

    *goes to look up the nearest liquor store*
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:08:55.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Jesus christ, how am I not an alcoholic by now?

    I must just be really, really stubborn. Or a bad drinker.

    *goes to look up the nearest liquor store*


    I don't know, but it shouldn't be an aspiration ;^P
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:10:19.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I don't know, but it shouldn't be an aspiration ;^P

    It isn't, trust me. I'm too much of a freak to be a drunkard. I can't do both.

    I did have a beer for dinner. Shoulda stuck with diet coke.
    worldbeater 617 2012-03-18 16:19:16.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: It isn't, trust me. I'm too much of a freak to be a drunkard. I can't do both.

    I did have a beer for dinner. Shoulda stuck with diet coke.


    Fuck that. Beer is better for you.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-18 16:24:06.0 login to vote score 0
    the bon_scott: So you fancy fat dumb chicks that I wouldn't give a second look at. Good for you, loser.

    You're such a sweetheart, don't ever change.
    sabine 745 2012-03-18 16:30:26.0 login to vote score 0
    Keep this sort of thing in mind when Republicans tell you they're "fiscal conservatives". Title X funded facilities like Planned Parenthood save Texas more than $150 million a year.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:33:50.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Keep this sort of thing in mind when Republicans tell you they're "fiscal conservatives". Title X funded facilities like Planned Parenthood save Texas more than $150 million a year.

    And they save the other 49 states from more Texans!
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:34:13.0 login to vote score 0
    worldbeater: Fuck that. Beer is better for you.

    Yeah, but I need to start losing weight again. I've put on six pounds just from crap eating and stress.
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:34:58.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: And they save the other 49 states from more Texans!

    *sigh*


    sabine 745 2012-03-18 16:35:20.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: And they save the other 49 states from more Texans!

    Color me confused. Aren't you one of them?
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:36:37.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Color me confused. Aren't you one of them?

    One of what?

    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:37:16.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: *sigh*

    You know I mean well.

    /pbhtthththhththtbbbt
    sabine 745 2012-03-18 16:37:19.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: One of what?

    Texans.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:37:38.0 login to vote score 0
    And why would that be a stopper?
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:39:09.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Texans.

    I'm a born and bred Texan.

    And I didn't vote for Rick.

    /Richard P. "Kinky" Friedman, thankyouverymuch

    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:39:30.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: You know I mean well.

    /pbhtthththhththtbbbt


    Why is it that when you make that noise, all I can think of are naughty things? ;)
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:39:52.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: Texans.

    I was born there and lived there for 8 months. Then I left. It qualifies for birther arguments and that's about it.

    It's an interesting question, as I've lived in 5 states. Which one do I "claim", and do others allow me to do so?

    Works for other adjectives as well.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:40:34.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Why is it that when you make that noise, all I can think of are naughty things? ;)

    Because you are well trained ;^P
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:43:17.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I was born there and lived there for 8 months. Then I left. It qualifies for birther arguments and that's about it.

    It's an interesting question, as I've lived in 5 states. Which one do I "claim", and do others allow me to do so?

    Works for other adjectives as well.


    Well, this Texan will happily claim ya, you minx.

    And I can say that, as I've never lived elsewhere, and strongly doubt I ever will.
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:43:37.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Because you are well trained ;^P

    Well trained, just out of practice. ;)
    sabine 745 2012-03-18 16:45:17.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Which one do I "claim", and do others allow me to do so?

    That is an interesting question. I also only spent less than my first year in birthplace, and have now lived many more years in California than anywhere else, but still consider myself Japanese.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:45:17.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Well, this Texan will happily claim ya, you minx.

    And I can say that, as I've never lived elsewhere, and strongly doubt I ever will.


    I doubt I'd ever live in Texas...unless it involved working at NASA or Galveston or some wacky shit.

    I could definitely see getting extended layovers purely for migas and bloody mary breakfasts.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 16:46:00.0 login to vote score 2
    mimir: Well, this Texan will happily claim ya, you minx.

    And I can say that, as I've never lived elsewhere, and strongly doubt I ever will.


    What's got you attached to Texas? I like to explode. NH and NY were first. Now TX. The pacific northwest is next.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 16:46:10.0 login to vote score 0
    UH explore.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 16:46:17.0 login to vote score 0
    *facepalm*
    sabine 745 2012-03-18 16:47:04.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: UH explore.

    Yeah, too late. Tagged "osiris likes to explode".
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 16:47:49.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Yeah, too late. Tagged "osiris likes to explode".

    And matched.

    /off to browse other stuff until the shame wears off.
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:47:54.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: I doubt I'd ever live in Texas...unless it involved working at NASA or Galveston or some wacky shit.

    I could definitely see getting extended layovers purely for migas and bloody mary breakfasts.


    You ever do that, and the migas and bloody mary's are on me.

    And I completely understand. Not everyone likes Texas.

    I,however, do.
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 16:48:24.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: What's got you attached to Texas? I like to explode. NH and NY were first. Now TX. The pacific northwest is next.

    Right now? Two kids.

    Long term? I don't think any other state would have me.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:48:47.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: That is an interesting question. I also only spent less than my first year in birthplace, and have now lived many more years in California than anywhere else, but still consider myself Japanese.

    I would say Japanese culture is very different from here. It's much more who one is, than "American" imho, much less whatever state one is born in. Comparing statism to nationality seems un-level.
    sabine 745 2012-03-18 16:48:57.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: I don't think any other state would have me.

    Fun fact: Texas and California trade more people than any other pair of states.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:50:16.0 login to vote score 1
    I've never felt a particular liking for any state but California, so that's "home" now, even though I live in the state I grew up in. I just didn't enjoy it much. Still don't.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-03-18 16:50:31.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Fun fact: Texas and California trade more people than any other pair of states.

    Ewww. We got each other's cooties!
    \has a friend and cousin in Tejas.
    sabine 745 2012-03-18 16:50:38.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Comparing statism to nationality seems un-level.

    Have you seen the episode of King of the Hill where Hank finds out he was actually born in New York? I thought that was really well done.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:51:04.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Fun fact: Texas and California trade more people than any other pair of states.

    Oregonians will whine forever in disagreement, followed by Washingtonians ;^P
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:51:35.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Have you seen the episode of King of the Hill where Hank finds out he was actually born in New York? I thought that was really well done.

    Sadly no. I hope there was a Pace moment.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:52:48.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: You ever do that, and the migas and bloody mary's are on me.

    And I completely understand. Not everyone likes Texas.

    I,however, do.


    I'd actually like to see the parts of Texas that are interesting to me. JSC of course, but I'd like to get out on a horse and get away from the city bits, too.
    sabine 745 2012-03-18 16:55:50.0 login to vote score 2
    farkmeblind: Sadly no. I hope there was a Pace moment.

    It was really rather poignant. He starts out trying to get a "native Texan" license plate, which requires a birth certificate. After he learns the awful truth, he's despondent. Ends up wasted at the Alamo, where he sees state flags of all the people who fought there, including New York, and finds peace.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-03-18 16:58:33.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: It was really rather poignant. He starts out trying to get a "native Texan" license plate, which requires a birth certificate. After he learns the awful truth, he's despondent. Ends up wasted at the Alamo, where he sees state flags of all the people who fought there, including New York, and finds peace.

    A HAH! But he never found the basement did he? DID HE!?!?
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 17:00:47.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Fun fact: Texas and California trade more people than any other pair of states.

    Yes, but I very much doubt California would have me. I've been there a handful of times, and the level of technical skill they have there is significantly higher than anything I could bring to the table. I doubt I could get a job there that'd put food on the table and buy a house.

    That, and my gun collection would get me thrown in the pokey.
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 17:01:25.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: Ewww. We got each other's cooties!
    has a friend and cousin in Tejas.


    *touches Spongegirl*

    YOU GOT TEXAN COOTIES!
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 17:02:10.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: I'd actually like to see the parts of Texas that are interesting to me. JSC of course, but I'd like to get out on a horse and get away from the city bits, too.

    We could go on a museum tour that'd last a week. ANd that's just San Anton, Galveston, and Houston.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 17:02:49.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: We could go on a museum tour that'd last a week. ANd that's just San Anton, Galveston, and Houston.

    What's wrong with the Fort Worth museums? Not to mention the DMA.
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 17:07:07.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: What's wrong with the Fort Worth museums? Not to mention the DMA.

    Nothing at all. I could do a week in FW and Dallas too.

    She was just talking about down south, so I figured I'd start there.

    FW Zoo is worth an entire day, with perhaps a minor jog to Log Cabin Village. Then there's the Botanical Gardens.

    Dangit. Now I don't want to be in CT, I want to be home.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-18 17:08:27.0 login to vote score 1
    mimir: Nothing at all. I could do a week in FW and Dallas too.

    She was just talking about down south, so I figured I'd start there.

    FW Zoo is worth an entire day, with perhaps a minor jog to Log Cabin Village. Then there's the Botanical Gardens.

    Dangit. Now I don't want to be in CT, I want to be home.


    I'll be at the Botanical Gardens next Saturday. Doing the butterflies in the gardens tour with a bunch of friends and then off to Lucile's on Camp Bowie for lunch. :-)
    mimir 6886 2012-03-18 17:10:22.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: I'll be at the Botanical Gardens next Saturday. Doing the butterflies in the gardens tour with a bunch of friends and then off to Lucile's on Camp Bowie for lunch. :-)

    Very nice. I need to get more museum time in with my kids before I lose the older one.
    If you logged in, you could post here.