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    willywanka 274 2012-03-19 10:39:47.0 login to vote score 0
    so it's tata for tebow? does this mean that god hates denver?
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-19 10:41:26.0 login to vote score 0
    LOL. Sorry Teblow. You just got beat out by a cripple.

    /Manning better not do well for Denver. Son of a bitch.
    //GO RAIDERS!
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-19 10:41:42.0 login to vote score 0
    Tebow is going bye bye. It's what Jesus wanted. Resistance is futile.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 10:43:06.0 login to vote score 1
    Great. This means Miami will probably pick up Tebow. Fuck.
    willywanka 274 2012-03-19 10:46:20.0 login to vote score 2
    zanexero: Great. This means Miami will probably pick up Tebow. Fuck.

    or the Jaguars.
    c4andmore 2539 2012-03-19 10:47:27.0 login to vote score 3
    My wife and I had an argument about Tebow one time.

    She said it was nice that he showed his faith and prayed during the game when he did his trademark Tebowing bow.

    I said it was extremely bad taste for him to do that during the game as he was ultimately praying for the defeat of the other team, really asking for his God to favor him and his team over someone else.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-19 10:47:58.0 login to vote score 0
    zanexero: Great. This means Miami will probably pick up Tebow. Fuck.

    Tebow isn't THAT great, but I guess since the Colts are taking Luck, then Miami might just be stuck with Tebow.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-19 10:49:05.0 login to vote score 0
    c4andmore: My wife and I had an argument about Tebow one time.

    She said it was nice that he showed his faith and prayed during the game when he did his trademark Tebowing bow.

    I said it was extremely bad taste for him to do that during the game as he was ultimately praying for the defeat of the other team, really asking for his God to favor him and his team over someone else.


    I just found it annoying when people wear their religion on their sleeve. Especially in a pro sports capacity. I don't care when guys make a touchdown and point to the sky, thats a little quick thing.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 10:50:00.0 login to vote score 1
    twitch osx: Tebow isn't THAT great, but I guess since the Colts are taking Luck, then Miami might just be stuck with Tebow.

    I think, after 30 years of futility, I need to find a new team. Tebow would be the final straw.
    willywanka 274 2012-03-19 10:53:26.0 login to vote score 0
    twitch osx: I just found it annoying when people wear their religion on their sleeve. Especially in a pro sports capacity. I don't care when guys make a touchdown and point to the sky, thats a little quick thing.

    the fact that the gesture became a pop culture fad like planking made it even more so.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-19 10:53:51.0 login to vote score 0
    zanexero: I think, after 30 years of futility, I need to find a new team. Tebow would be the final straw.

    LOL. Go Raiders? =)
    artificeren 757 2012-03-19 10:54:04.0 login to vote score 1


    Reverend Tebow can go fuck over some other team
    tarrant84 30 2012-03-19 10:54:06.0 login to vote score 0

    tarrant84 30 2012-03-19 10:54:48.0 login to vote score 1
    I wonder if he'll just ascend back to the heavens, having done His work here.
    artificeren 757 2012-03-19 10:57:36.0 login to vote score 1

    ricardo shadowban 8391 2012-03-19 11:00:57.0 login to vote score 7
    I dunno, I feel bad that he was kept in solitary confinement, but on the other hand he should never have stolen all those diplomatic cables. I guess being made to play football is a reasonable punishment. I hope they got the cables back before they were melted down for the copper.
    notnews 579 2012-03-19 11:02:35.0 login to vote score 2

    quinblake 1476 2012-03-19 11:04:29.0 login to vote score 0
    American football is really weird.
    willywanka 274 2012-03-19 11:04:45.0 login to vote score 0
    heh, from a facebook post:

    a colt that reaches for years of age is called a stallion

    a colt that has been castrated is called a gelding

    a colt that gets its neck broken is called a bronco
    the bon_scott 1073 2012-03-19 11:05:21.0 login to vote score 0
    twitch osx: I just found it annoying when people wear their religion on their sleeve. Especially in a pro sports capacity. I don't care when guys make a touchdown and point to the sky, thats a little quick thing.

    Children across the world are dying from malnutrition and young kids are being molested because god's too preoccupied with football.


    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 11:05:25.0 login to vote score 1
    twitch osx: LOL. Go Raiders? =)

    No way, their fans are douchbags. :)
    cranky bastard 6 2012-03-19 11:05:58.0 login to vote score 0
    Weird.

    It might be nice for Tebow to stick around and perfect his pro game as a backup quarterback - when he's good, he's damn good.

    Now that the entire world has built him up into some kind of mythic figure, though, that may not be an option. He may either have to go somewhere else and perform miracles right off the bat or just wash out altogether.

    Personally, I think 8-8 isn't bad for his first year in the NFL - but I'm sure the "what have you done for me lately" crowd is howling for Tebow's blood.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 11:06:11.0 login to vote score 2
    quinblake: American football is really weird.

    Get ready for lots of weirdness come fall. And winter. And spring.


    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-19 11:11:22.0 login to vote score 2
    zanexero: Get ready for lots of weirdness come fall. And winter. And spring.

    That's when you get to visit quin? ;-)
    cranky bastard 6 2012-03-19 11:14:37.0 login to vote score 3
    osirisothedead: That's when you get to visit quin? ;-)

    BLITZ THE WINNIPEG TWO
    bunnythor 544 2012-03-19 11:21:05.0 login to vote score 1
    quinblake: American football is really weird.

    FTFY
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 11:32:22.0 login to vote score 1
    osirisothedead: That's when you get to visit quin? ;-)

    Shooting for June 1st. And it will be quite a bit longer than a "visit".
    bunnythor 544 2012-03-19 11:36:11.0 login to vote score 3
    zanexero: Shooting for June 1st. And it will be quite a bit longer than a "visit".

    So a visit and required spooning?
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-19 11:37:04.0 login to vote score 2
    zanexero: Shooting for June 1st. And it will be quite a bit longer than a "visit".

    Oh really? Well, congrats. :-) So in TBS-speak, you "hired her full time"?
    quick1 501 2012-03-19 11:50:05.0 login to vote score 3
    cranky bastard: BLITZ THE WINNIPEG TWO

    How good is her pocket protection?
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 11:50:18.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: So a visit and required spooning?

    I think spooning is always a prerequisite.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 11:50:54.0 login to vote score 3
    quick1: How good is her pocket protection?

    To mix sports metaphors, she's pulled the goalie.
    cranky bastard 6 2012-03-19 11:51:33.0 login to vote score 4
    quick1: How good is her pocket protection?

    The sacks were spectacular.

    \ allegedly
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-19 11:57:22.0 login to vote score 0
    John Elway = Judas
    harrisonfire 756 2012-03-19 11:57:56.0 login to vote score 3
    quick1: How good is her pocket protection?

    Apparently, she's let her guards down.
    quinblake 1476 2012-03-19 12:32:03.0 login to vote score 0
    zanexero: Get ready for lots of weirdness come fall. And winter. And spring.

    I don't know if there is US football broadcast allowed north of the Beaver-Dixon line.
    quinblake 1476 2012-03-19 12:32:40.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: So a visit and required spooning?

    And lots of sandwiches.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 12:33:54.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: I don't know if there is US football broadcast allowed north of the Beaver-Dixon line.

    That is a deal breaker.
    artificeren 757 2012-03-19 12:37:48.0 login to vote score 2
    zanexero: That is a deal breaker.

    I'm sure they offer a "Traitor to Your Country" package with satellite tv.
    quinblake 1476 2012-03-19 12:47:10.0 login to vote score 2
    zanexero: That is a deal breaker.

    I could act out the games for you. Like in mime style.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-19 12:48:24.0 login to vote score 0
    quinblake: I could act out the games for you. Like in mime style.

    I'm sure you can find a place with buff guys in tight pants who like to pat each other on the butt a lot. Try one of your local gay bars.
    zanexero 1637 2012-03-19 12:51:26.0 login to vote score 1
    artificeren: I'm sure they offer a "Traitor to Your Country" package with satellite tv.

    No one said anything about my citizenship!


    osirisothedead: I'm sure you can find a place with buff guys in tight pants who like to pat each other on the butt a lot. Try one of your local gay bars.

    Noooooot quiiiiiite the same thing there. Close.
    artificeren 757 2012-03-19 12:55:46.0 login to vote score 6
    The Onion's take:

    Broncos Calling Teams To See If They Need Anyone Who Can't Play Quarterback
    quick1 501 2012-03-19 13:49:51.0 login to vote score 2
    Tebow is probably going to go to Jacksonville. It's like Jesusland, FL, and they need a quarterback anyway.
    ricardo shadowban 8391 2012-03-19 13:56:01.0 login to vote score 1
    Also, is Tebow really the best way to get in shape? There are other kinds of aerobics.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-19 13:58:11.0 login to vote score 0
    ricardo shadowban: Also, is Tebow really the best way to get in shape? There are other kinds of aerobics.

    It also only strengthens one leg.
    myinternetname 3691 2012-03-19 14:03:27.0 login to vote score 0
    How do you turn a colt into a bronco? Break it's neck and perform 4-6 surgeries on it.
    swede 10225 2012-03-19 14:53:36.0 login to vote score 2
    I don't like the idea of foreigners stealing our menfolk.
    osirisothedead 1858 2012-03-19 14:56:17.0 login to vote score 0
    swede: I don't like the idea of foreigners stealing our menfolk.

    Why not? More women left here for you, right?
    hendronicus 1265 2012-03-19 15:03:22.0 login to vote score 0
    So, they'll probably let go of a QB who can't throw for a QB who probably can't throw. At least Tebow can run. I'd actually like to see him with the Jags.
    swede 10225 2012-03-19 16:01:13.0 login to vote score 0
    osirisothedead: Why not? More women left here for you, right?

    It's the principle.

    There's nothing wrong with USAsian women.

    Mostly.
    quinblake 1476 2012-03-19 16:34:40.0 login to vote score 2
    swede: I don't like the idea of foreigners stealing our menfolk.

    Too late!
    muir 4764 2012-03-19 17:14:55.0 login to vote score 1
    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! The butthurt in this city today is lovely.


    Go to hell broncos! If you have no loyalty to players that dedicate themselves to you, or the huge percentage of the fan base that has rallied and accepted a building effort with a young man that shows the heart, determination and willingness to work his butt off for the broncos. I have no more loyalty to you either, win or lose, you're short sighted, spineless wonders.


    muir 4764 2012-03-19 17:17:54.0 login to vote score 1
    Well, Elway should be happy. Tebow was definitely overshadowing Elway and taking away his glory, so what should he do? Get rid of the threat and hire a has-been to take his place. In his mind, now, Elway can still be number one. Very sad.

    Amazing how quickly people forget the fact that Tebow took the WORST team in football and lead them to the second round of playoffs. Intelligence, humility, and the sense of team have never been strong suits of Elways...
    artificeren 757 2012-03-19 17:20:14.0 login to vote score 1
    muir: Well, Elway should be happy. Tebow was definitely overshadowing Elway and taking away his glory, so what should he do? Get rid of the threat and hire a has-been to take his place. In his mind, now, Elway can still be number one. Very sad.

    Amazing how quickly people forget the fact that Tebow took the WORST team in football and lead them to the second round of playoffs. Intelligence, humility, and the sense of team have never been strong suits of Elways...


    I take it those are copypasta from some denver comment board?
    cannonhawk 849 2012-03-19 17:24:02.0 login to vote score 1
    muir: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! The butthurt in this city today is lovely.


    Go to hell broncos! If you have no loyalty to players that dedicate themselves to you, or the huge percentage of the fan base that has rallied and accepted a building effort with a young man that shows the heart, determination and willingness to work his butt off for the broncos. I have no more loyalty to you either, win or lose, you're short sighted, spineless wonders.


    lol. Are you having a party?
    muir 4764 2012-03-19 17:28:38.0 login to vote score 2
    artificeren: I take it those are copypasta from some denver comment board?

    Yes sir this gem is as well.


    This is only happening because of Tebow's beliefs because if you look at the body of work Tebow is a far superior QB. Please do not throw Tebow away without giving him a chance to compete against Manning.
    muir 4764 2012-03-19 17:28:53.0 login to vote score 2
    cannonhawk: lol. Are you having a party?

    I will be drinking tonight.
    quick1 501 2012-03-19 17:36:00.0 login to vote score 2
    muir: Yes sir this gem is as well.


    This is only happening because of Tebow's beliefs because if you look at the body of work Tebow is a far superior QB. Please do not throw Tebow away without giving him a chance to compete against Manning.



    muir 4764 2012-03-19 17:44:00.0 login to vote score 1
    quick1:

    I am so happy about this. But some here a very pissed and its funny to listen to them rage.
    muir 4764 2012-03-19 17:45:55.0 login to vote score 1
    I hope he snaps his ** neck the first play of the regular season, and this team losses every single game. Screw the brocnos and this over the HIll punk who had to get the rules of the NFL changed so he could win his first super bowl, been a bronco fan my entire life, and now im done. Good Luck Denver hope he can play more than 4 games this season.
    If you logged in, you could post here.