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    quick1 501 2012-03-21 11:00:14.0 login to vote score 0

    cranky bastard 6 2012-03-21 11:00:20.0 login to vote score 1
    TEBOWNED
    quick1 501 2012-03-21 11:00:20.0 login to vote score 10

    fatsean 3838 2012-03-21 11:01:56.0 login to vote score 0
    AHHHHH! I'm not happy with Sanchez' performance but having Tebow as a backup? Not convinced.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 11:02:09.0 login to vote score 0
    quick1:

    GO RAIDERS!
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 11:02:30.0 login to vote score 3
    What do you call a Bronco that throws Ducks? A Jet.
    notnews 579 2012-03-21 11:10:21.0 login to vote score 1
    Now you know why the jets have won nothing in 42 years.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:11:01.0 login to vote score 2
    HAHAHA!!!

    This is my most favorite off season ever.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 11:11:14.0 login to vote score 0
    notnews: Now you know why the jets have won nothing in 42 years.

    Weren't the Jets pretty fucking good about 5 years ago or so?
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 11:11:37.0 login to vote score 1
    What do you call a Colt with a broken neck? A Bronco.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2012-03-21 11:11:58.0 login to vote score 0
    cranky bastard: TEBOWNED

    Three plays into camp, Manning is going to break his pelvis. Then they'll have nobody but local high school kids to QB.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-21 11:12:02.0 login to vote score 2
    That was quite possibly my most successful alternate headline ever. I would have voted for the two shitty QBs one.
    notnews 579 2012-03-21 11:12:30.0 login to vote score 2
    twitch osx: Weren't the Jets pretty fucking good about 5 years ago or so?

    NO
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-03-21 11:13:12.0 login to vote score 1
    Who cares.... DeSean gots paid....



    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:14:59.0 login to vote score 0
    the sonic dildo: Who cares.... DeSean gots paid....

    What a joke.
    fatsean 3838 2012-03-21 11:15:26.0 login to vote score 0
    twitch osx: Weren't the Jets pretty fucking good about 5 years ago or so?

    They had gotten better, made it to the playoffs a few times...
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-03-21 11:18:17.0 login to vote score 0
    muir: What a joke.


    Until he runs one back. His speed is no joke.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:18:55.0 login to vote score 0
    I can not wait for the NY press to report on his lack of work ethic. Trust me this is coming. Gonna be so funny.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:19:30.0 login to vote score 1
    the sonic dildo: Until he runs one back. His speed is no joke.

    True if he decides to not take a play off he can be very good.
    impasse 820 2012-03-21 11:33:37.0 login to vote score 6

    intentionally left blank 2011 2012-03-21 11:38:21.0 login to vote score 0
    impasse:

    You are so evil.

    You fit in well here.
    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-21 11:39:07.0 login to vote score 0
    intentionally left blank: Three plays into camp, Manning is going to break his pelvis. Then they'll have nobody but local high school kids to QB.

    OK, I have a question so I clicked on you because you seem to follow football way too much. I really only start paying a little attention during the playoffs.

    Is Tebow very exceptional?

    Only live games I ever attended were Jets home games and I know they always manage to blow any good chances they get.
    intentionally left blank 2011 2012-03-21 11:40:23.0 login to vote score 2
    swingingjohnson: OK, I have a question so I clicked on you because you seem to follow football way too much. I really only start paying a little attention during the playoffs.

    Is Tebow very exceptional?

    Only live games I ever attended were Jets home games and I know they always manage to blow any good chances they get.


    Actually, I don't follow football much any more.

    Tebow seems more lucky than good. He may be good under extreme pressure, which is why his fourth quarter recoveries happen.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 11:43:21.0 login to vote score 0
    Tebow is great at scrambling and making running plays. Unfortunately, he's going to get lit up one too many times and bye bye Tebow. His throwing mechanics need a lot of help though.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:44:29.0 login to vote score 3
    swingingjohnson: OK, I have a question so I clicked on you because you seem to follow football way too much. I really only start paying a little attention during the playoffs.

    Is Tebow very exceptional?

    Only live games I ever attended were Jets home games and I know they always manage to blow any good chances they get.


    He sucks. My daughter who is 13 can throw a more consistent spiral than him.

    His fans are assholes and they are loud.

    You are gonna hate him.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:45:44.0 login to vote score 0
    twitch osx: Tebow is great at scrambling and making running plays. Unfortunately, he's going to get lit up one too many times and bye bye Tebow. His throwing mechanics need a lot of help though.

    That has been said for years now. And every year he says he will work on correcting that in the off season. Off season comes and he is out being a celebrity. He will never be a decent passer because he refuses to change.
    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-21 11:46:37.0 login to vote score 2
    muir: He sucks. My daughter who is 13 can throw a more consistent spiral than him.

    His fans are assholes and they are loud.

    You are gonna hate him.


    Well get your daughter to training camp then.


    swingingjohnson 175 2012-03-21 11:47:06.0 login to vote score 3
    muir: He sucks. My daughter who is 13 can throw a more consistent spiral than him.

    His fans are assholes and they are loud.

    You are gonna hate him.


    Well then it looks like he's perfect for the Jets.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 11:47:07.0 login to vote score 0
    muir: That has been said for years now. And every year he says he will work on correcting that in the off season. Off season comes and he is out being a celebrity. He will never be a decent passer because he refuses to change.

    Every off season? You talking about College also? Cuz he's only really played any NFL during the 2011 season.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:49:53.0 login to vote score 0
    twitch osx: Every off season? You talking about College also? Cuz he's only really played any NFL during the 2011 season.

    There was talk about his throwing his final college season. But of course it didn't matter much. That had more to do with him trying to move up his draft position.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:53:28.0 login to vote score 2
    swingingjohnson: Well then it looks like he's perfect for the Jets.

    Such a perfect storm.

    A locker room in chaos. An idiot coach who will not just shut up. WRs already saying bad things about Tebow. Oh this is gonna be fun. I am glad its no longer my team or city.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 11:54:58.0 login to vote score 0
    fatsean: AHHHHH! I'm not happy with Sanchez' performance but having Tebow as a backup? Not convinced.

    His fans will not accept him as a back up. The team will face immense pressure to play him and start him. Have fun.
    sabine 745 2012-03-21 11:56:14.0 login to vote score 2
    Wow, the league came down like a ton of bricks on the Saints.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 12:02:44.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Wow, the league came down like a ton of bricks on the Saints.

    That is crazy. I bet Brees is just thrilled.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-03-21 12:12:05.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Wow, the league came down like a ton of bricks on the Saints.

    I'm glad they left the Redskins out of it.
    sabine 745 2012-03-21 12:17:21.0 login to vote score 4
    harrisonfire: I'm glad they left the Redskins out of it.

    Didn't realize Williams had worked there, or that they were being investigated. I do have a hard time taking all the sanctimonious talk about player safety seriously, though. It sounds like they're saying just enough to have a plausible defense against a class-action suit by former players.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 12:18:21.0 login to vote score 1
    muir: Such a perfect storm.

    A locker room in chaos. An idiot coach who will not just shut up. WRs already saying bad things about Tebow. Oh this is gonna be fun. I am glad its no longer my team or city.


    Man, I love Ryan.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 12:18:58.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Wow, the league came down like a ton of bricks on the Saints.

    Yep. Funny.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 12:22:09.0 login to vote score 0
    Ohh shit maybe this wont happen.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 12:23:48.0 login to vote score 1
    Adam Schefter

    Tim Tebow has $5 million worth of recapture language, meaning Jets would have to pay back money to Denver. Jets might be unwilling. Complex.

    Denver and Jets have encountered hangup in language in Tim Tebow's contract that could nullify trade.

    harrisonfire 756 2012-03-21 12:24:06.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: Didn't realize Williams had worked there, or that they were being investigated. I do have a hard time taking all the sanctimonious talk about player safety seriously, though. It sounds like they're saying just enough to have a plausible defense against a class-action suit by former players.

    I don't know that they are being investigated, but he was there from 2004-2007, and also had the bounty system. Here's a local sports reporter's coverage.
    sabine 745 2012-03-21 12:25:21.0 login to vote score 2
    Email 5 Reasons Tim Tebow is the NFL's Justin Bieber
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-21 12:30:13.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Wow, the league came down like a ton of bricks on the Saints.

    And the fallout affects my Rams, too. :/ Jeff Fisher picked the wrong defensive coordinator.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-21 12:31:23.0 login to vote score 3
    muir: Adam Schefter

    Tim Tebow has $5 million worth of recapture language, meaning Jets would have to pay back money to Denver. Jets might be unwilling. Complex.

    Denver and Jets have encountered hangup in language in Tim Tebow's contract that could nullify trade.


    Damn that John 3:16 clause.
    sabine 745 2012-03-21 12:32:30.0 login to vote score 0
    howie_feltersnatch: And the fallout affects my Rams, too. :/ Jeff Fisher picked the wrong defensive coordinator.

    Are they still on the hook for his salary?
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-21 12:33:21.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: Are they still on the hook for his salary?

    I'm not sure.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-21 12:34:34.0 login to vote score 1
    Oh hell no. Now ESPN is talking about Tebow coming to St. Louis.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 12:37:34.0 login to vote score 0
    howie_feltersnatch: And the fallout affects my Rams, too. :/ Jeff Fisher picked the wrong defensive coordinator.

    If the Tebow trade to Jets falls apart, St. Louis could wind up getting back into play. Sides sorting through details.


    Adam Schefter
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 12:38:09.0 login to vote score 1
    howie_feltersnatch: Oh hell no. Now ESPN is talking about Tebow coming to St. Louis.

    I like you Howie but I would laugh soooo hard if this happens.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-21 12:41:45.0 login to vote score 1
    muir: I like you Howie but I would laugh soooo hard if this happens.

    An eternal QB battle of two dudes trying to out-heart-throb each other.
    sabine 745 2012-03-21 12:41:47.0 login to vote score 0
    howie_feltersnatch: Oh hell no. Now ESPN is talking about Tebow coming to St. Louis.

    That makes no sense to me. Tebow can't run an ordinary NFL-style offense, so he's completely useless as a backup. It's thoroughly infeasible to have the other offensive players basically practice two totally separate schemes.
    twitch osx 948 2012-03-21 12:42:46.0 login to vote score 0
    howie_feltersnatch: Oh hell no. Now ESPN is talking about Tebow coming to St. Louis.

    Really.....
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-21 12:43:18.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: That makes no sense to me. Tebow can't run an ordinary NFL-style offense, so he's completely useless as a backup. It's thoroughly infeasible to have the other offensive players basically practice two totally separate schemes.

    Not to mention the fact that this will be the third offense in as many seasons for Bradford.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-03-21 12:44:38.0 login to vote score 1
    howie_feltersnatch: Not to mention the fact that this will be the third offense in as many seasons for Bradford.

    He sure played lousy in last years after a good start in 2010.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 12:45:23.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: That makes no sense to me. Tebow can't run an ordinary NFL-style offense, so he's completely useless as a backup. It's thoroughly infeasible to have the other offensive players basically practice two totally separate schemes.

    Fisher did coach Vince Young to slightly above average. Maybe he thinks he could with Timmy.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 12:45:55.0 login to vote score 1
    harrisonfire: He sure played lousy in last years after a good start in 2010.

    They had a hell of a lot of injuries as well.
    sandwichman 1416 2012-03-21 12:48:01.0 login to vote score 3

    sabine 745 2012-03-21 12:53:06.0 login to vote score 4
    howie_feltersnatch: Not to mention the fact that this will be the third offense in as many seasons for Bradford.

    Four more OCs in four more years, and he'll be ready to rock.


    sabine 745 2012-03-21 12:54:31.0 login to vote score 1
    muir: Fisher did coach Vince Young to slightly above average. Maybe he thinks he could with Timmy.

    But Bradford already is well above average, I thought.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 12:56:57.0 login to vote score 0
    sabine: But Bradford already is well above average, I thought.

    I think he much better than Timmy. Maybe he thinks he could be a back up?
    sabine 745 2012-03-21 13:00:15.0 login to vote score 1
    muir: I think he much better than Timmy. Maybe he thinks he could be a back up?

    That goes back to my earlier point, though. They have such radically different skill sets that you can't implement the same offense for both.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 13:33:21.0 login to vote score 1

    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-03-21 16:19:49.0 login to vote score 1
    I didn't realize the Rams didn't have Brandon Lloyd anymore. He signed with the Patriots and is making a little less than Ochocinco made with them last year. Ochocinco didn't do well with NE... If the Rams end up getting Tebow and Ochocinco, I'm going to shit a fucking brick.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 17:09:00.0 login to vote score 0
    howie_feltersnatch: I didn't realize the Rams didn't have Brandon Lloyd anymore. He signed with the Patriots and is making a little less than Ochocinco made with them last year. Ochocinco didn't do well with NE... If the Rams end up getting Tebow and Ochocinco, I'm going to shit a fucking brick.

    I think you are safe. Just heard on the radio that he will go to either the Jets or the Jags. I really want it to be the Jets. There is no way he could succeed there.
    tunk87 1067 2012-03-21 18:33:56.0 login to vote score 1
    muir: I think you are safe. Just heard on the radio that he will go to either the Jets or the Jags. I really want it to be the Jets. There is no way he could succeed there.

    The Jets agreed to pay 1/2 of the money so he's going to them.

    The Jets are going to be a trainwreck of epic proportions.

    Broncos fans are going to be fun to watch in the next off-season when they realize no smart NFL franchise fucks their salary cap by guaranteeing a 37 yr old QB with a robotic neck $58M.

    Pretty smart move by old horse-face. Find a way to ditch Tebow without taking heat. Draft a QB in the middle rounds and restart the rebuilding process.
    myinternetname 3691 2012-03-21 18:45:53.0 login to vote score 0
    twitch osx: What do you call a Colt with a broken neck? A Bronco.


    That was funny. When I said it.
    myinternetname 3691 2012-03-21 18:47:38.0 login to vote score -1
    muir: He sucks. My daughter who is 13 can throw a more consistent spiral than him.

    His fans are assholes and they are loud.

    You are gonna hate him.




    Yeah but Tebow is a virgin.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 18:52:21.0 login to vote score 0
    tunk87: The Jets agreed to pay 1/2 of the money so he's going to them.

    The Jets are going to be a trainwreck of epic proportions.

    Broncos fans are going to be fun to watch in the next off-season when they realize no smart NFL franchise fucks their salary cap by guaranteeing a 37 yr old QB with a robotic neck $58M.

    Pretty smart move by old horse-face. Find a way to ditch Tebow without taking heat. Draft a QB in the middle rounds and restart the rebuilding process.


    Cap space will not be that bad. There are some big contracts up in the next 2 years here. I have no worries about his health or age. Past 2 drafts have worked out well. See what this year brings.
    muir 4764 2012-03-21 18:54:11.0 login to vote score 0
    myinternetname: Yeah but Tebow is a virgin.

    Why take a shot at my kid? Take a shot at me instead.
    myinternetname 3691 2012-03-22 01:53:22.0 login to vote score 0
    muir: Why take a shot at my kid? Take a shot at me instead.

    I wasn't taking a shot at your kid, just making the obvious joke :p
    muir 4764 2012-03-22 07:52:48.0 login to vote score 0
    myinternetname: I wasn't taking a shot at your kid, just making the obvious joke :p

    ok my bad.
    If you logged in, you could post here.