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  • Tagged with : spongehare animalpants , then who was phone , udpate , what the fuck is an udpate

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    grotfabrieken rubbishhausen 561 2012-05-16 12:38:59.0 login to vote score 10
    So that's what xxplosiv does for a living.
    vliam 1096 2012-05-16 12:40:47.0 login to vote score 2
    (Scroll for the question.)
    ...
    (Scroll for udpate)


    How 'bout you just fuckin' tell me?
    And, what the fuck is an udpate?
    impasse 820 2012-05-16 12:42:22.0 login to vote score 6
    3. Then who was phone?
    a. your mom
    b. your sister
    c. source?
    d. tits or gtfo
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-16 12:43:58.0 login to vote score 5
    Who talks to a pineapple next to a stream?

    Spongehare animalpants!
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-16 12:49:03.0 login to vote score 3
    I got 'potato'. Did anyone else get 'potato'?
    l.darte 554 2012-05-16 12:51:03.0 login to vote score 5
    1. Why did the animals eat the pineapple?
     a. they were annoyed
     b. they were amused
     c. they were hungry
     d. they wanted to fuck your mom

    2. Who was the wisest?
     a. the hare
     b. moose
     c. crow
     d. The hunter who killed all of them for dinner
    fallen from grace 5187 2012-05-16 12:59:53.0 login to vote score 8
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-16 13:00:41.0 login to vote score 1
    LULZ Huffpoo posting an incomplete story ROFL!!

    First of all, the "passage" printed in the media is not complete.

    Great job huffPoo HAHAH
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-16 13:02:40.0 login to vote score 3
    fallen from grace:

    Why would they even include anal sex on a question about sharing dishes?
    impasse 820 2012-05-16 13:03:59.0 login to vote score 4
    so vote republican: Why would they even include anal sex on a question about sharing dishes?

    Maybe they're taking the test at a German buffet?
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 13:04:49.0 login to vote score 0
    flashlv: LULZ Huffpoo posting an incomplete story ROFL!!

    First of all, the "passage" printed in the media is not complete.

    Great job huffPoo HAHAH


    It looked pretty complete to me. Unless Huffy had edited bits out, that is.
    fallen from grace 5187 2012-05-16 13:05:21.0 login to vote score 2
    so vote republican: Why would they even include anal sex on a question about sharing dishes?

    I want to know the end of question 3. What are people in a vegetative state desirous of?
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 13:05:21.0 login to vote score 0
    impasse: Maybe they're taking the test at a German Greek buffet?

    FTFY
    trigonman3 63 2012-05-16 13:06:06.0 login to vote score 2
    flashlv: LULZ Huffpoo posting an incomplete story ROFL!!

    First of all, the "passage" printed in the media is not complete.

    Great job huffPoo HAHAH


    Almost good as you...

    Oh, you got me to reply to a troll! Troll wins!
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 13:06:08.0 login to vote score 1
    fallen from grace: I want to know the end of question 3. What are people in a vegetative state desirous of?

    Potatoes, of course.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-05-16 13:06:57.0 login to vote score 3
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-16 13:06:59.0 login to vote score 4
    fallen from grace: I want to know the end of question 3. What are people in a vegetative state desirous of?

    That's where 'anal sex' applies in my experience.

    Though sharing dishes fits too I guess.
    fallen from grace 5187 2012-05-16 13:07:11.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Potatoes, of course.

    I'm thinking fertilizer, but potatoes could work.
    fallen from grace 5187 2012-05-16 13:08:00.0 login to vote score 5
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-16 13:09:08.0 login to vote score 1
    trigonman3: Almost good as you...

    Oh, you got me to reply to a troll! Troll wins!


    How is that trolling?

    So a few people above me weren't trolling?
    willywanka 274 2012-05-16 13:15:24.0 login to vote score 3
    so vote republican: Why would they even include anal sex on a question about sharing dishes?

    maybe it's referring to a butter dish?


    sabine 745 2012-05-16 13:16:46.0 login to vote score 3
    This version from the New York Dept. of Ed doesn't have ninjas or toothpaste.
    willywanka 274 2012-05-16 13:18:38.0 login to vote score 2
    so vote republican: That's where 'anal sex' applies in my experience.

    Though sharing dishes fits too I guess.


    well, at least that's what I tell myself the lady in the vegetative state really wants.

    but if a whole dish fits, then you should probably ease up a bit.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 13:21:57.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: This version from the New York Dept. of Ed doesn't have ninjas or toothpaste.

    That's a much more reasonable passage. I wonder if the one the HuffPo picked up was "doctored" a little...?
    sabine 745 2012-05-16 13:25:01.0 login to vote score 3
    cardinal puff: I wonder if the one the HuffPo picked up was "doctored" a little...?

    You'd think that with copy/paste, the Internet wouldn't be as susceptible to the telephone game, but I guess people need to jazz stuff up or some of the friends they blast with their email won't FORWARD IT TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW!!!
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-16 13:31:20.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: That's a much more reasonable passage. I wonder if the one the HuffPo picked up was "doctored" a little...?

    I think that is possible, but they are known for posting things that are wrong and contunuely 'updated'.
    burntman 1528 2012-05-16 13:40:11.0 login to vote score 2
    flashlv: I think that is possible, but they are known for posting things that are wrong and contunuely 'updated'.

    you mean like fox news does?
    impasse 820 2012-05-16 13:40:54.0 login to vote score 2
    burntman: you mean like fox news does?

    How would he know? He doesn't watch Fox News!

    Heh.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-16 15:17:09.0 login to vote score 3
    fallen from grace: I want to know the end of question 3. What are people in a vegetative state desirous of?

    Bechamel sauce.
    abbynormal 1917 2012-05-16 15:24:59.0 login to vote score 3
    Maybe if the questions are fucked up and weird kids would pay more attention.
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-16 15:57:02.0 login to vote score 0
    burntman: you mean like fox news does?

    Sure, but for some reason you guys only care when Fox News does it and it's okay when Huffpoo does it because Fox News does it.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 16:02:38.0 login to vote score 4
    flashlv: Sure, but for some reason you guys only care when Fox News does it and it's okay when Huffpoo does it because Fox News does it.

    I don't have a dog in the race, but, as a fellow bNer, I feel compelled to tell you that saying things like "Huffpoo" not only detracts from your commentary, but makes you sound like you're 14.
    keerbip 4358 2012-05-16 16:04:41.0 login to vote score 1
    harrisonfire: I don't have a dog in the race, but, as a fellow bNer, I feel compelled to tell you that saying things like "Huffpoo" not only detracts from your commentary, but makes you sound like you're 14.

    That's a very small part of what makes him sound like he's 14.
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-16 16:06:55.0 login to vote score -1
    harrisonfire: I don't have a dog in the race, but, as a fellow bNer, I feel compelled to tell you that saying things like "Huffpoo" not only detracts from your commentary, but makes you sound like you're 14.

    Why target me then? There are many others who do the same things and you and other never say anything to them.

    Basically STFU with shit like that unless you are going to point out everyone that does it or you are just adding to the bullying towards me.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 16:08:24.0 login to vote score 3
    flashlv: Why target me then? There are many others who do the same things and you and other never say anything to them.

    Basically STFU with shit like that unless you are going to point out everyone that does it or you are just adding to the bullying towards me.


    I wasn't bullying you, or calling you out.

    You've been here a very long time, and I just think that you would enjoy yourself more if you tried to reign it in.

    I'm not innocent, either.
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-16 16:10:02.0 login to vote score 0
    harrisonfire: I wasn't bullying you, or calling you out.

    You've been here a very long time, and I just think that you would enjoy yourself more if you tried to reign it in.

    I'm not innocent, either.


    I appreciate that, but what am I supposed to do when you get people like clifton, quick1, FMB and impasse who continue to lie and troll at any chance they get?

    I have clifton and impasse on ignore because they get tiring.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 16:11:49.0 login to vote score 2
    flashlv: I appreciate that, but what am I supposed to do when you get people like clifton, quick1, FMB and impasse who continue to lie and troll at any chance they get?

    I have clifton and impasse on ignore because they get tiring.


    Well, personally, I try not to jump into the mud. Not always successfully, mind you, but I try.
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-16 16:16:19.0 login to vote score 1
    harrisonfire: Well, personally, I try not to jump into the mud. Not always successfully, mind you, but I try.

    I've tried and tried, but those people still continue to bully.
    sabine 745 2012-05-16 16:17:03.0 login to vote score 3
    harrisonfire: I just think that you would enjoy yourself more if you tried to reign it in.

    I would enjoy myself more if people would remember that you rein in horses and reign over kingdoms.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 16:17:51.0 login to vote score 0
    flashlv: I've tried and tried, but those people still continue to bully.

    Well, I'm not in your shoes, so I can't say.

    You should consider dropping things like "Huffpoo", though.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 16:19:05.0 login to vote score 2
    sabine: I would enjoy myself more if people would remember that you rein in horses and reign over kingdoms.

    I would enjoy myself more if I didn't make stupid mistakes that live in perpetuity.

    ;)
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-16 16:19:47.0 login to vote score 2
    harrisonfire: Well, I'm not in your shoes, so I can't say.

    You should consider dropping things like "Huffpoo", though.


    I'll try, but their reporting is trash and they add too much commentary and Obama apologizing for me to enjoy it.
    sabine 745 2012-05-16 16:20:08.0 login to vote score 1
    harrisonfire: I would enjoy myself more if I didn't make stupid mistakes that live in perpetuity.

    I think UT's gotten to the point where he keeps doing that one just to bug me.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 16:22:18.0 login to vote score 1
    sabine: I think UT's gotten to the point where he keeps doing that one just to bug me.

    Eh, it's only bN. Let freedom rein!
    keerbip 4358 2012-05-16 16:25:05.0 login to vote score 5
    sabine: I think UT's gotten to the point where he keeps doing that one just to bug me.

    It's like reign on you're wetting day.
    sabine 745 2012-05-16 16:26:59.0 login to vote score 3
    keerbip: It's like reign on you're wetting day.

    You missed a chance to do "Its".
    keerbip 4358 2012-05-16 16:27:33.0 login to vote score 3
    sabine: You missed a chance to do "Its".

    I should of.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-16 16:38:16.0 login to vote score 1
    harrisonfire: I wasn't bullying you, or calling you out.

    You've been here a very long time, and I just think that you would enjoy yourself more if you tried to reign it in.

    I'm not innocent, either.


    Rein

    /stab.bat
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-16 16:38:44.0 login to vote score 6
    harrisonfire: I would enjoy myself more if I didn't make stupid mistakes that live in perpetuity.

    ;)


    Dangit, should have red farther.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 16:42:04.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Rein

    /stab.bat


    Yes, I'd already accepted my admonishment. ;P
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 16:53:25.0 login to vote score 1
    harrisonfire: Well, I'm not in your shoes, so I can't say.

    You should consider dropping things like "Huffpoo", though.


    I dunno... I like the term "Huffpoo"!
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 16:55:03.0 login to vote score 0
    flashlv: I'll try, but their reporting is trash and they add too much commentary and Obama apologizing for me to enjoy it.

    They don't call it the Hurrfington Post for nothing, you know.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 16:58:15.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: I dunno... I like the term "Huffpoo"!

    Is it funny? Yes. Does it help you in an argument with a perceived hostile audience? No.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 16:59:53.0 login to vote score 1
    harrisonfire: Is it funny? Yes. Does it help you in an argument with a perceived hostile audience? No.

    Were they hostile? Not here, anyway.
    ambition chicken 290 2012-05-16 17:00:41.0 login to vote score 1
    flashlv: I'll try, but their reporting is trash and they add too much commentary and Obama apologizing for me to enjoy it.

    Point me to non-trashy reporting, please.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 17:09:34.0 login to vote score 2
    ambition chicken: Point me to non-trashy reporting, please.

    Here
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 17:11:53.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Were they hostile? Not here, anyway.

    I was speaking in general terms.

    Like I pointed out before, I wasn't jumping on Flash.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 17:13:51.0 login to vote score 2
    ambition chicken: Point me to non-trashy reporting, please.


    cardinal puff: Here

    And here, too.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 17:13:55.0 login to vote score 0
    harrisonfire: I was speaking in general terms.

    Like I pointed out before, I wasn't jumping on Flash.


    I wasn't suggesting you were. Sorry if you took offense!
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 17:14:22.0 login to vote score 0
    harrisonfire: And here, too.

    Yep. I like them too.
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 17:15:11.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: I wasn't suggesting you were. Sorry if you took offense!

    Why, you poo-slinging loser!


    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-16 17:15:55.0 login to vote score 3
    harrisonfire: Why, you poo-slinging loser!

    *flings extra poo your way*
    ambition chicken 290 2012-05-16 18:31:42.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Here


    harrisonfire: And here, too.

    Thanks, but I was wondering what site Flash would come with. The suspense is killing me!

    /I like your links and they have long been bookmarked.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-16 18:48:15.0 login to vote score 0
    harrisonfire: I was speaking in general terms.

    Like I pointed out before, I wasn't jumping on Flash.


    Mindbleach, please.

    Extra strength.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-16 18:49:51.0 login to vote score 0
    harrisonfire: Why, you poo-slinging loser!

    Y u not tag?
    harrisonfire 756 2012-05-16 19:18:33.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: Mindbleach, please.

    Extra strength.


    Neck kiss.
    comicbookguy 1170 2012-05-16 20:16:05.0 login to vote score 1
    impasse: Maybe they're taking the test at a German buffet?

    Zoidberg: "That post is bad and you should feel bad!!"
    If you logged in, you could post here.