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  • MSNBC anchor and sufferer of tingly leg syndrome, Chris Matthews totally bombs on Jeopardy. Pseudo-intellectual libs left speechless.



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  • Tagged with : shameful lib jelly , you simple stupid fuck

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    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-05-20 08:42:32.0 login to vote score 0
    Holy crap this guy BOMBED.


    He can't read and can't listen. He interrupts himself as much as he interrupts his guests.
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-05-20 08:48:08.0 login to vote score 0
    For the answer "Full name of the U-2 pilot shot down over the Soviet Union in 1960," Matthews responded, "Who is Gary Powers?" The correct response was "Who is Francis Gary Powers?"

    "We need the full name," host Alex Trebek told Matthews.

    "Who is Gary Powers?" Matthews said, repeating himself.

    "No," Trebek said to audience laughter.


    LOL... too funny. This guy said Sara Palin would do "poorly on Jeopardy". Karma is a bitch Chris.
    myinternetname 3691 2012-05-20 08:51:48.0 login to vote score -1
    nb4sum1sezhewudhavebeatenPalin
    mcbotulism 604 2012-05-20 08:56:57.0 login to vote score 8
    ZOMG U GUYZ CELEBRITY JEOPARDY IS SERIUS FUCKING BIZNISS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS
    bootney lee farnsworth 10783 2012-05-20 09:01:05.0 login to vote score 2
    hewudhavebeatenPalin
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-05-20 09:02:14.0 login to vote score 0
    Chris Matthews on Palin on January 12, 2010:

    "They find these empty vessels who know nothing about the world! Nothing about foreign policy! Who immediately begin to spout the neo-con line. I read her book — it’s full of that crap….It’s unbelievable how little this woman knows!…Don’t put her on Jeopardy!”

    on November 2, 2010:

    “Senator, do you think Sarah Palin is qualified to be President of the United States?…If she were on Jeopardy! right now and the topic was national government, American government generally defined, would she look like an imbecile, or would she look okay? Does she know anything?


    on January 19, 2011:

    “I’d like to see her on just a couple of episodes of Celebrity Jeopardy! or It’s Academic Mac McGarry to just see if she knows anything.”


    So funny. He is such the typical lib.
    mcbotulism 604 2012-05-20 09:05:46.0 login to vote score 7
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-20 09:14:49.0 login to vote score 1
    I'd like to see a presidential candidate version of this. I bet RON PAUL would wipe the floor with Obama.
    thundercougarfalconbird 457 2012-05-20 09:19:07.0 login to vote score 7
    What's a lib to do? My lib hero Chris Matthews is not good at Jeopardy, I'm swollen with shameful lib jelly. I don't think I'll be able to show my lib face in public tomorrow.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-20 09:21:13.0 login to vote score 6
    Well, I hate to say it, but I'm voting for Mitt Romney (unless RON PAUL wins the primary which he could). If I get asked why I'll tell them it's because of Jeopardy and the republicans being clearly better at trivia games.
    myinternetname 3691 2012-05-20 09:24:10.0 login to vote score 0
    In related news:

    When I was 8th grade at at tiny podunk rural ass junior high, I watched Jeopardy every day. I wasn't always as fast as the contestants, but I rarely ever got less than 20 of 30 correct in the first round, averaged about 25 correct answers.

    In the 2nd more difficult round this dropped down a bit, depending on the day I would get 12-20 of those correct.

    Just from not being in school, and not reading books anymore, I am lucky if I can get 5 right in the 1st round.

    Getting stupid, how does it work?
    throwingknife 1634 2012-05-20 09:45:14.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: I'd like to see a presidential candidate version of this. I bet RON PAUL would wipe the floor with Obama.

    I'm not sure what it'd mean, if anything. I've heard that there's a real knack to buzzing in correctly. Hit the button too soon, and you're locked out for a bit. Too late, and your opponent is answering the question. If you are rarely able to buzz in to give a response, you can lose even if you know every question/answer.
    paranoyd 6555 2012-05-20 09:45:18.0 login to vote score 3
    the sonic dildo: For the answer "Full name of the U-2 pilot shot down over the Soviet Union in 1960," Matthews responded, "Who is Gary Powers?" The correct response was "Who is Francis Gary Powers?"

    "We need the full name," host Alex Trebek told Matthews.

    "Who is Gary Powers?" Matthews said, repeating himself.

    "No," Trebek said to audience laughter.


    LOL... too funny. This guy said Sara Palin would do "poorly on Jeopardy". Karma is a bitch Chris.


    Yeah, he really sucked knowing the FULL name of the guy, instead of just knowing the NAME of the guy! I mean, that's totally the same as not knowing what magazines/papers you read or not knowing how gas prices work!
    clifton 1850 2012-05-20 09:45:42.0 login to vote score 0
    myinternetname: In related news:

    When I was 8th grade at at tiny podunk rural ass junior high, I watched Jeopardy every day. I wasn't always as fast as the contestants, but I rarely ever got less than 20 of 30 correct in the first round, averaged about 25 correct answers.

    In the 2nd more difficult round this dropped down a bit, depending on the day I would get 12-20 of those correct.

    Just from not being in school, and not reading books anymore, I am lucky if I can get 5 right in the 1st round.

    Getting stupid, how does it work?


    I usually get that on every show (I've been constantly reading anything I could get my hands on since a very young age), but the average jeopardy contestant would still wipe the floor with me.


    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-05-20 09:46:45.0 login to vote score 1
    I don't know many liberals that would even try to defend Chris Matthews. The guy is a dingbat.
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-05-20 09:47:41.0 login to vote score 0
    paranoyd: Yeah, he really sucked knowing the FULL name of the guy, instead of just knowing the NAME of the guy! I mean, that's totally the same as not knowing what magazines/papers you read or not knowing how gas prices work!


    How can you not know the guys full name? He is always referred to with it.

    Like Martin Luther King and John Wayne Gacy. It is always Francis Gary Powers.
    paranoyd 6555 2012-05-20 09:47:56.0 login to vote score 1
    clifton: I usually get that on every show (I've been constantly reading anything I could get my hands on since a very young age), but the average jeopardy contestant would still wipe the floor with me.

    It's vastly different sitting in your house answering questions than it is on a stage, surrounded by lights and an audience, trying to buzz in correctly and STILL remember the answer you were trying to remember.
    paranoyd 6555 2012-05-20 09:48:29.0 login to vote score 1
    the sonic dildo: How can you not know the guys full name? He is always referred to with it.

    Like Martin Luther King and John Wayne Gacy. It is always Francis Gary Powers.


    I forget people's names I've known for years. It happens.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-20 09:49:35.0 login to vote score 0
    throwingknife: I'm not sure what it'd mean, if anything. I've heard that there's a real knack to buzzing in correctly. Hit the button too soon, and you're locked out for a bit. Too late, and your opponent is answering the question. If you are rarely able to buzz in to give a response, you can lose even if you know every question/answer.

    The minister at my church got on and that was what killed him. He kept buzzing in too fast and it would lock him out.
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-05-20 09:50:26.0 login to vote score 0
    paranoyd: I forget people's names I've known for years. It happens.


    You know Francis Gary Powers?
    paranoyd 6555 2012-05-20 09:51:08.0 login to vote score 1
    the sonic dildo: You know Francis Gary Powers?

    *FACEPALM*
    clifton 1850 2012-05-20 09:52:10.0 login to vote score 1
    paranoyd: It's vastly different sitting in your house answering questions than it is on a stage, surrounded by lights and an audience, trying to buzz in correctly and STILL remember the answer you were trying to remember.

    You're not getting my point. I would do poor against jeopardy contestants on or off stage. :)
    throwingknife 1634 2012-05-20 09:52:42.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: The minister at my church got on and that was what killed him. He kept buzzing in too fast and it would lock him out.

    What really sucks is he probably started to figure out what was going on in the last three minutes.
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-20 09:54:54.0 login to vote score 2
    As a sufferer of tingly leg syndrome myself, the only thing I have ever bombed was NATO conferences.
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-20 09:58:16.0 login to vote score 6
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-05-20 11:38:24.0 login to vote score 0
    paranoyd: *FACEPALM*


    For a guy who claims to know comedy, you have no sense of humor or wit.
    code_7 6865 2012-05-20 11:43:36.0 login to vote score 2
    thundercougarfalconbird: What's a lib to do? My lib hero Chris Matthews is not good at Jeopardy, I'm swollen with shameful lib jelly. I don't think I'll be able to show my lib face in public tomorrow.

    Know that feel man, know tat feel..

    I just can not beoieve MY HERO lost on jeopardy!

    I might just an hero because my hero failed...

    I lost on jeopardy
    Baby
    Oooooooo,ooo oooh...
    willywanka 274 2012-05-20 11:49:06.0 login to vote score 1
    the sonic dildo: For the answer "Full name of the U-2 pilot shot down over the Soviet Union in 1960," Matthews responded, "Who is Gary Powers?" The correct response was "Who is Francis Gary Powers?"

    "We need the full name," host Alex Trebek told Matthews.

    "Who is Gary Powers?" Matthews said, repeating himself.

    "No," Trebek said to audience laughter.


    LOL... too funny. This guy said Sara Palin would do "poorly on Jeopardy". Karma is a bitch Chris.


    Palin would have said "who is Bono"?
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-05-20 11:50:24.0 login to vote score 0
    willywanka: Palin would have said "who is Bono"?

    At least she would know where the band U2 got its name.
    paranoyd 6555 2012-05-20 22:13:03.0 login to vote score 0
    the sonic dildo: For a guy who claims to know comedy, you have no sense of humor or wit.

    When one makes generally stupid comments, it gets hard to tell when they are joking.
    myinternetname 3691 2012-05-21 05:45:32.0 login to vote score 0
    clifton: I usually get that on every show (I've been constantly reading anything I could get my hands on since a very young age), but the average jeopardy contestant would still wipe the floor with me.


    Yeah, I'm sure a lot of even average people know a lot of the answers. The couch is far different than being under the lights with people trying to take your money.
    bake 2096 2012-05-21 05:55:29.0 login to vote score 0
    the sonic dildo:
    So funny. He is such the typical lib.


    and you are such the typical bipartisan, black and white, thrive on ignorance, simple stupid fuck.


    so you have that going for you


    comicbookguy 1170 2012-05-21 06:01:25.0 login to vote score 0
    So, is the unspoken premises/conclusions in the headline:

    Chris Matthews bombs on Jeopardy
    Chris Matthews is a lib
    All libs are exactly like Chris Matthews
    Therefore, all libs are ignorami

    Is that about right?
    If you logged in, you could post here.