NC pastor calls for death of ‘Queers & Homosexuals’ in sermon
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I don't imagine things will turn out well for the cherry picking book worshippers.
Prick.
His name anagrams to all sorts of fun things, including "clearly whores".
Come on, guys, I'm sure he was just taken out of context.
abt12monk: RHETORIC!!
"RHETORIC!!" is officially meaningless now. We use "Unnecessarily violent imagery in political speech! (TM sloth)".
"RHETORIC!!" is officially meaningless now. We use "Unnecessarily violent imagery in political speech! (TM sloth)".
I think if we should build a 100 mile long fence and put all these homophobic pastors in it, and drop some food from airplanes. Of course, they'll all die because they can't reproduce.
But actually, I think they'll just realize their homophobia is actually repressed homosexuality, and it will turn into a giant lemon party style orgy.
But actually, I think they'll just realize their homophobia is actually repressed homosexuality, and it will turn into a giant lemon party style orgy.
How's he going to stop all those straight people from having more gay babies?
willywanka: Come on, guys, I'm sure he was just taken out of context.
To be fair, he was specifically calling for separating them from straight people.
His conclusion was then that we would die out from lack of reproduction.
I'm not sure how he thinks they reproduce by being in the general public. Or if he's considered bisexual people like myself mucking things up.
To be fair, he was specifically calling for separating them from straight people.
His conclusion was then that we would die out from lack of reproduction.
I'm not sure how he thinks they reproduce by being in the general public. Or if he's considered bisexual people like myself mucking things up.
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2012-05-21 15:38:28.0
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someone who may or may not be Furries: ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY GIVES THREE FUCKS ABOUT US!
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Gradivus, why don't you and comicbookguy have a hatefuck or two?
/runz
someone who may or may not be Furries: ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY GIVES THREE FUCKS ABOUT US!
Don't worry, your camps are already built.
Don't worry, your camps are already built.
so vote republican: To be fair, he was specifically calling for separating them from straight people.
His conclusion was then that we would die out from lack of reproduction.
I'm not sure how he thinks they reproduce by being in the general public. Or if he's considered bisexual people like myself mucking things up.
someone who may or may not be Furries: ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY GIVES THREE FUCKS ABOUT US!
No, we don't.
His conclusion was then that we would die out from lack of reproduction.
I'm not sure how he thinks they reproduce by being in the general public. Or if he's considered bisexual people like myself mucking things up.
someone who may or may not be Furries: ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY GIVES THREE FUCKS ABOUT US!
No, we don't.
I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.
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2012-05-21 16:01:03.0
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FUCK YOU HATERS
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FUCK YOU HATERS
The Bible says we must keep the queers away from the homosexuals at all times.
agburanar: I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.
Oh, how quaint, it's in that "new" English.
Ubi in recto lingua dicent, rhursus dicent ;-þ
Oh, how quaint, it's in that "new" English.
Ubi in recto lingua dicent, rhursus dicent ;-þ
I agin it
So you separate the gays and lesbians in internment camps, and since "they cannot reproduce" (I'm pretty sure heterosexuals would not be able to reproduce if you kept all the males and females separate either, but whatever), then all the gays (in the camps) will die out. Then, hey presto! no more gays! OK.
So if, as is commonly understood by people who are not retards, people are either born gay (even from heterosexual parents!), then won't more NEW gay people still be born? OR if, as is commonly believed by people who kind of are retards, people choose to be gay- then why aren't more people going to make that choice in the future? Does he really think nobody is going to choose to have better disco skills and fabulous academy awards parties? I don't think he has thought this through.
So if, as is commonly understood by people who are not retards, people are either born gay (even from heterosexual parents!), then won't more NEW gay people still be born? OR if, as is commonly believed by people who kind of are retards, people choose to be gay- then why aren't more people going to make that choice in the future? Does he really think nobody is going to choose to have better disco skills and fabulous academy awards parties? I don't think he has thought this through.
agburanar: I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.
Seriously. The unicorn version of the bible? That's the easiest to make fun of!
Seriously. The unicorn version of the bible? That's the easiest to make fun of!
lisa needs braces: So you separate the gays and lesbians in internment camps, and since "they cannot reproduce" (I'm pretty sure heterosexuals would not be able to reproduce if you kept all the males and females separate either, but whatever), then all the gays (in the camps) will die out. Then, hey presto! no more gays! OK.
So if, as is commonly understood by people who are not retards, people are either born gay (even from heterosexual parents!), then won't more NEW gay people still be born? OR if, as is commonly believed by people who kind of are retards, people choose to be gay- then why aren't more people going to make that choice in the future? Does he really think nobody is going to choose to have better disco skills and fabulous academy awards parties? I don't think he has thought this through.
Southern Baptist pastors aren't exactly known for their logic and reason.
So if, as is commonly understood by people who are not retards, people are either born gay (even from heterosexual parents!), then won't more NEW gay people still be born? OR if, as is commonly believed by people who kind of are retards, people choose to be gay- then why aren't more people going to make that choice in the future? Does he really think nobody is going to choose to have better disco skills and fabulous academy awards parties? I don't think he has thought this through.
Southern Baptist pastors aren't exactly known for their logic and reason.
Wait, how is making all the gays live together in one place a punishment?
Waitasecond . . . "Queers and homosexuals"?
So he realizes that not all queers are homosexual? That's pretty forward-thinking of him.
So he realizes that not all queers are homosexual? That's pretty forward-thinking of him.
abbynormal: Wait, how is making all the gays live together in one place a punishment?
Maybe they are all self hating fags?
Maybe they are all self hating fags?
abbynormal: How's he going to stop all those straight people from having more gay babies?
The power of prayer?
The power of prayer?
lisa needs braces: Seriously. The unicorn version of the bible? That's the easiest to make fun of!
Pfwoarh! Sexy unicorn butt!
Pfwoarh! Sexy unicorn butt!
agburanar: I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.
King Jimmy was teh ghey so he's really getting a kick out of these replies.
King Jimmy was teh ghey so he's really getting a kick out of these replies.
cardinal puff: Nah. He's gonna KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!~!!!!111
You know else wanted to do that?
Phyllis Schlafly.
You know else wanted to do that?
Phyllis Schlafly.
someone who may or may not be King James
2012-05-21 16:36:37.0
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farkmeblind: King Jimmy was teh ghey so he's really getting a kick out of these replies.
Was I? So THAT'S why I enjoyed those scribes so much!
Was I? So THAT'S why I enjoyed those scribes so much!
farkmeblind: You know else wanted to do that? Phyllis Schlafly.
Schafly don't bother me... :)
(I was going to put more lyrics in, but it looks like there are precious few!)
Schafly don't bother me... :)
(I was going to put more lyrics in, but it looks like there are precious few!)
cardinal puff: Sexy unicorn butt!
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keerbip: The Bible says we must keep the queers away from the homosexuals at all times.
Ya gotta keep 'em separated
Ya gotta keep 'em separated
Oh neat...evidently Apple just built a billion dollar server farm in that town. Maybe he's just been empowered to Think Different?
One conclusion we can draw from this is that Southern Baptist pastors, among others, aren't allowed to read the Bible. In fact, I'll bet complete illiteracy is a job requirement.
Along with gross stupidity.
And closet homosexual tendencies.
Along with gross stupidity.
And closet homosexual tendencies.
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