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  • NC pastor calls for death of ‘Queers & Homosexuals’ in sermon



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    czarangelus 646 2012-05-21 15:26:31.0 login to vote score 0
    I don't imagine things will turn out well for the cherry picking book worshippers.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-21 15:27:46.0 login to vote score 2
    Prick.
    sabine 745 2012-05-21 15:30:39.0 login to vote score 6
    His name anagrams to all sorts of fun things, including "clearly whores".
    willywanka 274 2012-05-21 15:30:49.0 login to vote score 5
    Come on, guys, I'm sure he was just taken out of context.
    abt12monk 10796 2012-05-21 15:31:48.0 login to vote score 0
    willywanka: Come on, guys, I'm sure he was just taken out of context.

    RHETORIC!!
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-21 15:34:57.0 login to vote score 2
    abt12monk: RHETORIC!!

    "RHETORIC!!" is officially meaningless now. We use "Unnecessarily violent imagery in political speech! (TM sloth)".
    abt12monk 10796 2012-05-21 15:35:15.0 login to vote score 9
    I think if we should build a 100 mile long fence and put all these homophobic pastors in it, and drop some food from airplanes. Of course, they'll all die because they can't reproduce.

    But actually, I think they'll just realize their homophobia is actually repressed homosexuality, and it will turn into a giant lemon party style orgy.
    willywanka 274 2012-05-21 15:36:29.0 login to vote score 2
    "They can’t reproduce!”

    Homosexuals are sterile.
    abbynormal 1917 2012-05-21 15:37:41.0 login to vote score 8
    How's he going to stop all those straight people from having more gay babies?
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-21 15:37:45.0 login to vote score 1
    willywanka: Come on, guys, I'm sure he was just taken out of context.

    To be fair, he was specifically calling for separating them from straight people.

    His conclusion was then that we would die out from lack of reproduction.

    I'm not sure how he thinks they reproduce by being in the general public. Or if he's considered bisexual people like myself mucking things up.
    someone who may or may not be Furries 2012-05-21 15:38:28.0 login to vote score 0
    ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY GIVES THREE FUCKS ABOUT US!


    intentionally left blank 2011 2012-05-21 15:39:36.0 login to vote score 1
    someone who may or may not be Furries: ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY GIVES THREE FUCKS ABOUT US!

    Gradivus, why don't you and comicbookguy have a hatefuck or two?




    /runz
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-21 15:39:58.0 login to vote score 7
    someone who may or may not be Furries: ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY GIVES THREE FUCKS ABOUT US!

    Don't worry, your camps are already built.


    abbynormal 1917 2012-05-21 15:45:18.0 login to vote score 2
    so vote republican: To be fair, he was specifically calling for separating them from straight people.

    His conclusion was then that we would die out from lack of reproduction.

    I'm not sure how he thinks they reproduce by being in the general public. Or if he's considered bisexual people like myself mucking things up.





    someone who may or may not be Furries: ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT NOBODY GIVES THREE FUCKS ABOUT US!

    No, we don't.
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-21 15:45:34.0 login to vote score 1
    I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.
    czarangelus 646 2012-05-21 15:46:37.0 login to vote score 1
    agburanar: I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.

    At least it's an ethos.
    bluegargoyle 635 2012-05-21 15:53:10.0 login to vote score 4
    someone who may or may not be Furries 2012-05-21 16:01:03.0 login to vote score 0
    bluegargoyle:

    Hello furryphobe! 2012 = Medieval age for Furries, Slavery for Blacks, Holocaust for the Jews. Can't go to work in my real skin but no one thinks OUR well being and happiness is an issue. Someday, a Furry will be "Furrhrer" then you shitlings will pay. Even if it's 30 years from today.

    FUCK YOU HATERS
    keerbip 4358 2012-05-21 16:11:11.0 login to vote score 0
    The Bible says we must keep the queers away from the homosexuals at all times.
    muninsfire 189 2012-05-21 16:11:17.0 login to vote score 0
    agburanar: I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.

    Oh, how quaint, it's in that "new" English.

    Ubi in recto lingua dicent, rhursus dicent ;-þ
    muir 4764 2012-05-21 16:12:43.0 login to vote score 1
    I agin it
    lisa needs braces 3459 2012-05-21 16:14:34.0 login to vote score 1
    So you separate the gays and lesbians in internment camps, and since "they cannot reproduce" (I'm pretty sure heterosexuals would not be able to reproduce if you kept all the males and females separate either, but whatever), then all the gays (in the camps) will die out. Then, hey presto! no more gays! OK.

    So if, as is commonly understood by people who are not retards, people are either born gay (even from heterosexual parents!), then won't more NEW gay people still be born? OR if, as is commonly believed by people who kind of are retards, people choose to be gay- then why aren't more people going to make that choice in the future? Does he really think nobody is going to choose to have better disco skills and fabulous academy awards parties? I don't think he has thought this through.
    lisa needs braces 3459 2012-05-21 16:17:33.0 login to vote score 1
    agburanar: I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.

    Seriously. The unicorn version of the bible? That's the easiest to make fun of!


    abt12monk 10796 2012-05-21 16:25:55.0 login to vote score 0
    lisa needs braces: So you separate the gays and lesbians in internment camps, and since "they cannot reproduce" (I'm pretty sure heterosexuals would not be able to reproduce if you kept all the males and females separate either, but whatever), then all the gays (in the camps) will die out. Then, hey presto! no more gays! OK.

    So if, as is commonly understood by people who are not retards, people are either born gay (even from heterosexual parents!), then won't more NEW gay people still be born? OR if, as is commonly believed by people who kind of are retards, people choose to be gay- then why aren't more people going to make that choice in the future? Does he really think nobody is going to choose to have better disco skills and fabulous academy awards parties? I don't think he has thought this through.


    Southern Baptist pastors aren't exactly known for their logic and reason.
    abbynormal 1917 2012-05-21 16:29:35.0 login to vote score 1
    Wait, how is making all the gays live together in one place a punishment?
    bunnythor 544 2012-05-21 16:29:52.0 login to vote score 1
    Waitasecond . . . "Queers and homosexuals"?

    So he realizes that not all queers are homosexual? That's pretty forward-thinking of him.
    muir 4764 2012-05-21 16:31:13.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: Wait, how is making all the gays live together in one place a punishment?

    Maybe they are all self hating fags?
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-21 16:33:02.0 login to vote score 0
    abbynormal: How's he going to stop all those straight people from having more gay babies?

    The power of prayer?
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-21 16:34:07.0 login to vote score 1
    lisa needs braces: Seriously. The unicorn version of the bible? That's the easiest to make fun of!

    Pfwoarh! Sexy unicorn butt!
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-21 16:34:44.0 login to vote score 2
    agburanar: I love the "King James Bible is the only correct one" people.

    King Jimmy was teh ghey so he's really getting a kick out of these replies.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-21 16:34:55.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: The power of prayer?

    Nah. He's gonna KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!~!!!!111
    impasse 820 2012-05-21 16:35:07.0 login to vote score 7
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-21 16:36:34.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Nah. He's gonna KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!~!!!!111

    You know else wanted to do that?

















    Phyllis Schlafly.
    someone who may or may not be King James 2012-05-21 16:36:37.0 login to vote score 0
    farkmeblind: King Jimmy was teh ghey so he's really getting a kick out of these replies.

    Was I? So THAT'S why I enjoyed those scribes so much!
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-21 16:46:57.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: You know else wanted to do that? Phyllis Schlafly.

    Schafly don't bother me... :)

    (I was going to put more lyrics in, but it looks like there are precious few!)
    bunnythor 544 2012-05-21 16:58:04.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Sexy unicorn butt!

    I was shocked SHOCKED that the first result on a GIS for that was not MLP, but rather this:






    bunnythor 544 2012-05-21 16:58:47.0 login to vote score 3
    bunnythor 544 2012-05-21 17:00:18.0 login to vote score 3
    bunnythor 544 2012-05-21 17:00:51.0 login to vote score 3
    bunnythor 544 2012-05-21 17:01:51.0 login to vote score 5
    bunnythor 544 2012-05-21 17:02:35.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-21 17:05:52.0 login to vote score 4
    bunnythor:

    Bear breasted?
    goddam furries
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-21 17:06:31.0 login to vote score 1
    bunnythor: I was shocked SHOCKED that the first result on a GIS for that was not MLP, but rather this:

    OMG! Big gold cock!
    abbynormal 1917 2012-05-21 17:09:32.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Bear breasted?
    goddam furries



    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-21 18:17:14.0 login to vote score 3
    keerbip: The Bible says we must keep the queers away from the homosexuals at all times.

    Ya gotta keep 'em separated
    willywanka 274 2012-05-21 18:58:40.0 login to vote score 0
    Oh neat...evidently Apple just built a billion dollar server farm in that town. Maybe he's just been empowered to Think Different?
    willywanka 274 2012-05-21 18:59:38.0 login to vote score 1
    farkmeblind: Ya gotta keep 'em separated

    Oy, thanks for the earworm.
    burntman 1528 2012-05-21 19:59:03.0 login to vote score 1
    willywanka: "They can’t reproduce!”

    Homosexuals are sterile.


    It's a recent development.
    farkmeblind 482 2012-05-21 20:01:36.0 login to vote score 1
    burntman: It's a recent development.

    It means they're successful surgeons.
    oldfart 1558 2012-05-22 06:23:18.0 login to vote score 1
    One conclusion we can draw from this is that Southern Baptist pastors, among others, aren't allowed to read the Bible. In fact, I'll bet complete illiteracy is a job requirement.

    Along with gross stupidity.

    And closet homosexual tendencies.

    If you logged in, you could post here.