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    the anonymous instigator 1335 2012-05-29 16:00:00.0 login to vote score 0
    Has it begun?
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-29 16:00:55.0 login to vote score 4
    Just in case, I'm getting a crossbow next weekend.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:01:52.0 login to vote score 2
    Maybe i should have stepdad teach me to shoot.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-29 16:07:49.0 login to vote score 3
    spongegirl circleskirt: Maybe i should have stepdad teach me to shoot.

    Get a shotgun. Saw it off. No aiming necessary! (so says "Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels")

    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:09:42.0 login to vote score 3
    You people are so fucked. I've already prepared by buying a bunch of Sarah Palin t-shirts and bumper stickers. The zombies will leave me alone. Oh and crossbows, shotguns, and other weapons require reloading of ammo which will run out faster than you think.
    finnley wren 24 2012-05-29 16:12:16.0 login to vote score 2
    Don't know if it has begun, but it's gonna begin just like this.
    saturday ninja 3494 2012-05-29 16:12:47.0 login to vote score 4


    I am ready. I practice.
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:13:24.0 login to vote score 5
    You guys are so behind the time. I've been feasting on brains since early last year!
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:13:57.0 login to vote score 1
    saturday ninja: I am ready. I practice.

    That was actually a remarkably good game.
    bucket of truth 1525 2012-05-29 16:14:02.0 login to vote score 4
    Slow zombies won't stand a chance against moderately prepared people. We're screwed if they're the fast, jumpy type of zombies.
    saturday ninja 3494 2012-05-29 16:15:30.0 login to vote score 1
    so vote republican: That was actually a remarkably good game.

    WAS? It's still awesome.
    finnley wren 24 2012-05-29 16:16:14.0 login to vote score 1
    bucket of truth: Slow zombies won't stand a chance against moderately prepared people.

    May be embarrassing, but I confess to being totally unprepared for a zombie apocalypse, slow or fast.

    But hat's off to you if you are!
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-29 16:16:27.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: Oh and crossbows, shotguns, and other weapons require reloading of ammo which will run out faster than you think.

    Which is why I'm glad that I also know how to make bolts.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:17:36.0 login to vote score 5
    finnley wren: May be embarrassing, but I confess to being totally unprepared for a zombie apocalypse, slow or fast.

    But hat's off to you if you are!


    Yeah, ever watch Shaun of the Dead? I'll be Shaun when he's going to the store totally oblivious to the carnage around him and probably get eaten when I bend down to pick up the morning paper.
    muninsfire 189 2012-05-29 16:18:16.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: You people are so fucked. I've already prepared by buying a bunch of Sarah Palin t-shirts and bumper stickers. The zombies will leave me alone. Oh and crossbows, shotguns, and other weapons require reloading of ammo which will run out faster than you think.

    The advantage that bows have over other forms of projectile weaponry is that the ammunition is easily made with pre-industrial tooling and supplies--not to mention potentially recoverable after use.
    the sonic dildo 11340 2012-05-29 16:18:35.0 login to vote score 0
    bucket of truth: Slow zombies won't stand a chance against moderately prepared people. We're screwed if they're the fast, jumpy type of zombies.


    All the new zombies appear to be fast as hell.
    blandly pompous 5389 2012-05-29 16:18:47.0 login to vote score 13
    eddyatwork: You people are so fucked. I've already prepared by buying a bunch of Sarah Palin t-shirts and bumper stickers. The zombies will leave me alone.


    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:18:49.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: You people are so fucked. I've already prepared by buying a bunch of Sarah Palin t-shirts and bumper stickers. The zombies will leave me alone. Oh and crossbows, shotguns, and other weapons require reloading of ammo which will run out faster than you think.

    I will get a sword and a screwdriver then.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:19:30.0 login to vote score 2
    muninsfire: The advantage that bows have over other forms of projectile weaponry is that the ammunition is easily made with pre-industrial tooling and supplies--not to mention potentially recoverable after use.

    True. Also, they are much quieter. As much fun as it sounds to be blasting zombies left and right with a shotfun, all you are doing is announcing that a non-zombie is here, come and get it!
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:21:12.0 login to vote score 0
    the sonic dildo: All the new zombies appear to be fast as hell.

    The walking dead zombies are kind of medium.
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:22:08.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: True. Also, they are much quieter. As much fun as it sounds to be blasting zombies left and right with a shotfun, all you are doing is announcing that a non-zombie is here, come and get it!

    Which, I haven't understood why in zombie movies they don't just put those noises (plus panicked screams, etc...) on a loop over a loudspeaker.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-29 16:22:18.0 login to vote score 4
    spongegirl circleskirt: I will get a sword and a screwdriver then.

    Not screwdriver. Chakram.

    Spongegirl Warrior Princess.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:23:10.0 login to vote score 7
    so vote republican: The walking dead zombies are kind of medium.

    The Jogging Dead
    c4andmore 2539 2012-05-29 16:23:20.0 login to vote score 1
    Gawker has the pics of both biter and bitee after the incident if you want to be grossed out.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:23:26.0 login to vote score 1
    Actually, it's the Land of the Dead zombies that scare me the most. You figure that even fast zombies are still mindless. Sure, I'm pretty much toast because they can run me down, but if I'm holed up inside my second floor apartment with the door blocked up I'm probably ok at least until the water or food runs out. If you get a zombie who figures out ladders though then I'm not so sure and god help me if you get a few zombies and a few ladders with some tactical planning to rush the front and back windows at the same time.
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:23:34.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I will get a sword and a screwdriver then.

    I prefer Fuzzy Navels while killing zombies with swords, but whatever keeps you going.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-29 16:23:45.0 login to vote score 4
    the sonic dildo: All the new zombies appear to be fast as hell.
    so vote republican: The walking dead zombies are kind of medium.

    Zombies don't need to be fast, so much as relentless.
    finnley wren 24 2012-05-29 16:23:50.0 login to vote score 0
    c4andmore: Gawker has the pics of both biter and bitee after the incident if you want to be grossed out.

    Link for the lazy?
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:24:12.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I will get a sword and a screwdriver then.

    Well a good stiff drink would help I suppose, but swords require a lot of upper body strength.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:25:08.0 login to vote score 1
    cardinal puff: Zombies don't need to be fast, so much as relentless.

    Exactly! That's why in the movies the slow ones were so much worse. One or two aren't a problem, it's their hundred friends that are the problem and once they surround the mall you're hosed.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:26:38.0 login to vote score 0
    so vote republican: Which, I haven't understood why in zombie movies they don't just put those noises (plus panicked screams, etc...) on a loop over a loudspeaker.

    Damn, that is a good idea. I guess because it's not really something you would think of first thing in the midst of the situation. Might be a good diversionary tactic though if you wanted supplies. Of course in Land of the Dead they use skyflowers (fireworks) to distract them but the effectiveness wanes quickly.
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-29 16:27:46.0 login to vote score 3
    I have all the peanut butter and jelly. And no, I will not share.
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-29 16:27:58.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Zombies don't need to be fast, so much as relentless.

    Which is why a decent sized (say 100' + on the waterline) ship is great for long-term survival. It's impossible to get into the ship from the water without somebody on the ship lowering down a ladder or a line.
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-29 16:28:47.0 login to vote score 1
    agburanar: Which is why a decent sized (say 100' + on the waterline) ship is great for long-term survival. It's impossible to get into the ship from the water without somebody on the ship lowering down a ladder or a line.

    Unless one has a jet pack...
    cardinal puff 887 2012-05-29 16:29:06.0 login to vote score 1
    flashlv: I have all the peanut butter and jelly. And no, I will not share.

    You will too share!!!!!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:29:26.0 login to vote score 0
    c4andmore: Gawker has the pics of both biter and bitee after the incident if you want to be grossed out.

    couldn't find it.
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-29 16:30:23.0 login to vote score 4
    cardinal puff: Unless one has a jet pack...

    Zombies with jet packs are non-canon in every fictional universe that I'd volunteer to live in.
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:30:31.0 login to vote score 2
    cardinal puff: Unless one has a jet pack...

    Or a pterodactyl.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:30:38.0 login to vote score 0
    Eww found it.
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:31:10.0 login to vote score 3
    flashlv: I have all the peanut butter and jelly. And no, I will not share.

    That's cool. I have all the sliced white bread.
    finnley wren 24 2012-05-29 16:32:31.0 login to vote score 4
    agburanar: Zombies with jet packs are non-canon in every fictional universe that I'd volunteer to live in.


    c4andmore 2539 2012-05-29 16:32:51.0 login to vote score 2
    spongegirl circleskirt: Eww found it.

    http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

    Sorry. NSFW OR EYES
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-29 16:34:01.0 login to vote score 1
    so vote republican: That's cool. I have all the sliced white bread.

    son of a....!
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-29 16:34:04.0 login to vote score 1
    so vote republican: Or a pterodactyl.

    I don't think you can make a zombie out of something that's petrified. Well, unless they're the necromantic type, instead of the virus type of zombie.
    blandly pompous 5389 2012-05-29 16:34:15.0 login to vote score 2
    http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim
    selectivedisclosure 45 2012-05-29 16:36:27.0 login to vote score 0
    c4andmore: http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

    Sorry. NSFW OR EYES


    Omg I had actually been curious about those. How insane!
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:37:10.0 login to vote score 0
    agburanar: Which is why a decent sized (say 100' + on the waterline) ship is great for long-term survival. It's impossible to get into the ship from the water without somebody on the ship lowering down a ladder or a line.

    Only problem with a ship is fuel. A cruise ship or something sounds awesome but everything is dependent on the engines running and that's going to be a bit of a problem.
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-29 16:37:29.0 login to vote score 2
    finnley wren:

    The fact that it comes from deviantart makes me think that somewhere on that person's page, there's zombie porn.
    blandly pompous 5389 2012-05-29 16:37:42.0 login to vote score 0
    One thing I don't get about The Walking Dead is if supposedly everyone still alive is already infected with the zombie disease then why do people who get bit by a zombie with a wound that shouldn't be life threatening end up dying from that wound?
    funklordtoejam 1042 2012-05-29 16:38:39.0 login to vote score 3
    I really feel that a good sharp katana or scimitar would really be useful for decapitating zombies. Mainly because it's a lot quieter. Zombies are attracted to sounds, y'know.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:39:03.0 login to vote score 1
    blandly pompous: One thing I don't get about The Walking Dead is if supposedly everyone still alive is already infected with the zombie disease then why do people who get bit by a zombie with a wound that shouldn't be life threatening end up dying from that wound?

    The thing I don't get about The Walking Dead is how those idiots managed to live so long. Oh and fuck Carl! If I tell a kid to stay inside and he doesn't screw timeout, let him find out what being zombie chow is like.
    funklordtoejam 1042 2012-05-29 16:39:18.0 login to vote score 1
    blandly pompous: One thing I don't get about The Walking Dead is if supposedly everyone still alive is already infected with the zombie disease then why do people who get bit by a zombie with a wound that shouldn't be life threatening end up dying from that wound?

    Because television.
    selectivedisclosure 45 2012-05-29 16:39:40.0 login to vote score 2
    And funny enough, even as rootin tootin Texans, we've always talked about not being fighters during the zombie apoc. We actually have plans: generator, food water from the trucking distribution ports nearish to our house- not the stores, theyll be ransacked first. Most importantly though: booze. For entertainment and medical purposes.

    Eventually the zombies will starve, no? Then we can come out, stretch, and start putting up flags on property. mine!
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:40:09.0 login to vote score 0
    blandly pompous: One thing I don't get about The Walking Dead is if supposedly everyone still alive is already infected with the zombie disease then why do people who get bit by a zombie with a wound that shouldn't be life threatening end up dying from that wound?

    Catalyst?
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:40:51.0 login to vote score 3
    why do zombies need to eat anyway?
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:42:33.0 login to vote score 1
    agburanar: I don't think you can make a zombie out of something that's petrified. Well, unless they're the necromantic type, instead of the virus type of zombie.

    Oh, don't be ridiculous. The pterodactyls are perfectly healthy.


    selectivedisclosure 45 2012-05-29 16:44:27.0 login to vote score 0
    Just sent this story to my husband. His response:

    "That's just good hustle!"
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:44:35.0 login to vote score 0
    selectivedisclosure: And funny enough, even as rootin tootin Texans, we've always talked about not being fighters during the zombie apoc. We actually have plans: generator, food water from the trucking distribution ports nearish to our house- not the stores, theyll be ransacked first. Most importantly though: booze. For entertainment and medical purposes.

    Eventually the zombies will starve, no? Then we can come out, stretch, and start putting up flags on property. mine!


    Again, fuel is your main problem. Unless you have a 10,000 gallon tank under your house for the generator it's going to give out a lot sooner than you think. It also will generate noise which seems to be a universal constant in all zombie movies in attracting the undead. Keep in mind your generator will be about the only thing running since power will be out within hours of the outbreak.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:45:16.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: why do zombies need to eat anyway?

    Well I don't know about anyone else, but if I'm a zombie I figure I am going to bite people just because I can.
    saturday ninja 3494 2012-05-29 16:46:08.0 login to vote score 2
    eddyatwork: Again, fuel is your main problem. Unless you have a 10,000 gallon tank under your house for the generator it's going to give out a lot sooner than you think. It also will generate noise which seems to be a universal constant in all zombie movies in attracting the undead. Keep in mind your generator will be about the only thing running since power will be out within hours of the outbreak.

    Forced to keep refrigerator working during zombie apocalypse.
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-29 16:46:24.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: Only problem with a ship is fuel. A cruise ship or something sounds awesome but everything is dependent on the engines running and that's going to be a bit of a problem.

    You wouldn't want something as big as a cruise ship - too big a space to clear, too likely that somebody came onboard and died, and now wants to eat your face. Also, too many people needed to keep stuff functional-ish.

    Take something small like the USN's 170 foot patrol boats, or a CG 110. Drop anchor at the mouth of a river, and just chill. Swap back and forth between the generators to keep the hours roughly even, and you could keep the lights on for about a year (provided there were some people on board with some mechanical aptitude).

    Or if you really want to go big, grab one of the small oilers out of Craney Island. You'd run out of oil / fuel filters before you ran out of fuel. (But since there's a logistics base there as well, you could drop one of the small boats in the water to go find some more out of the warehouse after the zombie hoards all get stuck in the mud under the ship.)
    selectivedisclosure 45 2012-05-29 16:47:46.0 login to vote score 3
    eddyatwork: Again, fuel is your main problem. Unless you have a 10,000 gallon tank under your house for the generator it's going to give out a lot sooner than you think. It also will generate noise which seems to be a universal constant in all zombie movies in attracting the undead. Keep in mind your generator will be about the only thing running since power will be out within hours of the outbreak.

    Mybhusband answered the fuel problem, but now I can't remember. I don't think we are posting up at our house. He has a place. It's Texas. We have fuel.

    Noise? We'll just turn it off real quick when they come knocking. We'll be like, "nobody's home! There's certainly not any cake!" and they'll get their feelings hurt and leave.
    selectivedisclosure 45 2012-05-29 16:48:16.0 login to vote score 0
    saturday ninja: Forced to keep refrigerator working during zombie apocalypse.

    Haha I was thinking we prob don't even need one.
    blandly pompous 5389 2012-05-29 16:48:39.0 login to vote score 0
    Maybe this is silly, but I thought one of the better ways to defend against a zombie attack (given more than ample time and resources to prepare) would be to have some sort of big grazing animal fenced in around one's compound. Something like cape buffalo or hippos, something that would stomp anything that comes near.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:48:42.0 login to vote score 1
    selectivedisclosure: Mybhusband answered the fuel problem, but now I can't remember. I don't think we are posting up at our house. He has a place. It's Texas. We have fuel.

    Noise? We'll just turn it off real quick when they come knocking. We'll be like, "nobody's home! There's certainly not any cake!" and they'll get their feelings hurt and leave.


    No one here but us chickens!
    selectivedisclosure 45 2012-05-29 16:49:11.0 login to vote score 0
    agburanar: You wouldn't want something as big as a cruise ship - too big a space to clear, too likely that somebody came onboard and died, and now wants to eat your face. Also, too many people needed to keep stuff functional-ish.

    Take something small like the USN's 170 foot patrol boats, or a CG 110. Drop anchor at the mouth of a river, and just chill. Swap back and forth between the generators to keep the hours roughly even, and you could keep the lights on for about a year (provided there were some people on board with some mechanical aptitude).

    Or if you really want to go big, grab one of the small oilers out of Craney Island. You'd run out of oil / fuel filters before you ran out of fuel. (But since there's a logistics base there as well, you could drop one of the small boats in the water to go find some more out of the warehouse after the zombie hoards all get stuck in the mud under the ship.)




    I like your idea too.

    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:49:32.0 login to vote score 0
    saturday ninja: Forced to keep refrigerator working during zombie apocalypse.

    Not so much fridge as water pump. People always talk about starving to death, but you're much more likely to die of thirst, especially in a zombie siege situation because how much potable liquid do you have in your house once the electricity goes down? Here's a hint, your water is pumped to a water tower by electrical machinery. Turn off those machines and your water stops running a lot faster than you think.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 16:49:40.0 login to vote score 8
    blandly pompous: Maybe this is silly, but I thought one of the better ways to defend against a zombie attack (given more than ample time and resources to prepare) would be to have some sort of big grazing animal fenced in around one's compound. Something like cape buffalo or hippos, something that would stomp anything that comes near.


    flashlv 1657 2012-05-29 16:49:42.0 login to vote score 4
    blandly pompous: http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

    What does this thread have to do with cannibis?

    I told you pot wasn't a victimless drug!













    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:50:23.0 login to vote score 1
    blandly pompous:

    You mean Democrats?
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:52:08.0 login to vote score 0
    blandly pompous: Maybe this is silly, but I thought one of the better ways to defend against a zombie attack (given more than ample time and resources to prepare) would be to have some sort of big grazing animal fenced in around one's compound. Something like cape buffalo or hippos, something that would stomp anything that comes near.

    Big animals eat big amounts of food. Also, they might just serve as a convenient food bar. Zombies don't feel pain or fear so that charging hippo doesn't scare them. Get a hundred zombies and that hippo eventually gets tired and falls down and then the zombies chow down.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 16:52:53.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt:

    Spongegirl just solved the post-zombie outbreak energy crisis.
    finnley wren 24 2012-05-29 16:52:54.0 login to vote score 2
    blandly pompous: Maybe this is silly, but I thought one of the better ways to defend against a zombie attack (given more than ample time and resources to prepare) would be to have some sort of big grazing animal fenced in around one's compound. Something like cape buffalo or hippos, something that would stomp anything that comes near.

    Course, you understand that endgame is you then have to deal with zombified buffalo or hippos.

    Remember Brian Keene had a zombified whale in something. Pretty cool.
    flashlv 1657 2012-05-29 16:53:44.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt:

    Genius!!
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 16:54:36.0 login to vote score 5
    I'm set...


    c4andmore 2539 2012-05-29 16:57:37.0 login to vote score 1
    so vote republican: I'm set...

    I still play that.
    agburanar 2333 2012-05-29 16:59:01.0 login to vote score 3
    Shit. I just realized the big flaw in my plan... it's been three years since me & the boys from the Auxiliary shop made up that Zombie Readiness Plan. Now there's only me & the native dude left in the area. That's not going to be enough to do the required maintenance work to keep the generators running for long, which means recruiting other people. And that's where the zombie apocalypse always goes bad.
    selectivedisclosure 45 2012-05-29 17:08:39.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt:

    I adore this.
    c4andmore 2539 2012-05-29 17:20:37.0 login to vote score 0
    Since I bought Dead Island on the Steam sale last week, I've learned all you need to defeat a zombie is a swift kick to knock them back, followed by a good smack to the head with whatever weapon I've modded sufficiently.
    eddyatwork 998 2012-05-29 17:22:14.0 login to vote score 0
    c4andmore: Since I bought Dead Island on the Steam sale last week, I've learned all you need to defeat a zombie is a swift kick to knock them back, followed by a good smack to the head with whatever weapon I've modded sufficiently.

    How is that game?
    clifton 1850 2012-05-29 17:23:00.0 login to vote score 2
    Pffft, you kids and your weapons. Ill simply use my weapon of brow beating to fight off the zombies.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-05-29 17:32:05.0 login to vote score 0
    c4andmore: Gawker has the pics of both biter and bitee after the incident if you want to be grossed out.

    I see plenty of zombie-type articles and discussions on gawker, but no links to the pics.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 17:32:56.0 login to vote score 1
    howie_feltersnatch: I see plenty of zombie-type articles and discussions on gawker, but no links to the pics.

    Up thread there is a link
    so vote republican 6688 2012-05-29 17:33:25.0 login to vote score 0
    eddyatwork: How is that game?

    I would pick it up, but I finished Dead Rising 2 and it seems like more of the same.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-05-29 17:35:32.0 login to vote score 0
    spongegirl circleskirt: Up thread there is a link

    So, only the bottom half of the bitee was naked?
    finnley wren 24 2012-05-29 17:36:53.0 login to vote score 0
    howie_feltersnatch: So, only the bottom half of the bitee was naked?

    Scroll . . .


    Down.
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 17:37:41.0 login to vote score 2
    finnley wren: Scroll . . .


    Down.


    I hope howie hasn't eaten.
    czarangelus 646 2012-05-29 17:37:53.0 login to vote score 5
    c4andmore: http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

    Sorry. NSFW OR EYES


    I'm usually first in line to condemn police for inappropriate use of force.

    but holy fuck this officer was justified and then some.
    finnley wren 24 2012-05-29 17:38:55.0 login to vote score 2
    howie_feltersnatch: So, only the bottom half of the bitee was naked?

    Oh, yeah. Apparently. Didn't focus on his nakedness, what with the whole . . . face thing and all.
    czarangelus 646 2012-05-29 17:39:23.0 login to vote score 1
    A look at the Miami perp

    And this, my friends, is why we stay away from sketch-ass drugs and always have a trip sitter.
    c4andmore 2539 2012-05-29 17:40:16.0 login to vote score 1
    eddyatwork: How is that game?

    Very satisfying, it's more serious than the Dead Rising series, Rising is more comical, but I like them both. It's worth buying on sale.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-05-29 17:40:38.0 login to vote score 1
    finnley wren: Scroll . . .


    Down.


    ?

    The face-eating shot-dead-by-cops guy is completely naked. The face-eaten guy is sans pants.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-05-29 17:41:07.0 login to vote score 1
    finnley wren: Oh, yeah. Apparently. Didn't focus on his nakedness, what with the whole . . . face thing and all.

    Just saw this.
    howie_feltersnatch 11 2012-05-29 17:41:43.0 login to vote score 1
    spongegirl circleskirt: I hope howie hasn't eaten.

    Just had pizza a little bit ago.

    *berp*
    spongegirl circleskirt 382 2012-05-29 17:42:16.0 login to vote score 0
    howie_feltersnatch: Just had pizza a little bit ago.

    *berp*


    Extra sauce and pepperoni?
    selectivedisclosure 45 2012-05-29 17:45:38.0 login to vote score 1
    czarangelus: I'm usually first in line to condemn police for inappropriate use of force.

    but holy fuck this officer was justified and then some.


    I read an article with some interviews with the cops on scene. Apparently they're all super traumatized. It was horrific to see, I imagine!
    kswheels 4583 2012-05-29 18:16:37.0 login to vote score 2
    blandly pompous: http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

    ...Nope.

    renton42 1301 2012-05-29 18:24:02.0 login to vote score 3
    CAN'T EAT MY
    CAN'T EAT MY
    NO CAN'T EAT MY ZOMBIE FACE!!!
    kerash 5656 2012-05-29 20:45:02.0 login to vote score 1
    I am so fucking ready for zombies.
    bucket of truth 1525 2012-05-29 22:16:43.0 login to vote score 3
    kerash: I am so fucking ready for zombies.

    Are you ready for fucking zombies?
    darthdarsh 11238 2012-05-29 22:35:38.0 login to vote score 3






    So, I'm going to be following up on that cardio class...

    code_7 6865 2012-05-29 22:45:06.0 login to vote score 0
    so vote republican: I'm set...

    Practicing a lot, I assume?
    kerash 5656 2012-05-30 00:19:57.0 login to vote score 3
    bucket of truth: Are you ready for fucking zombies?

    If it comes right down to that.
    If you logged in, you could post here.