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	Story		Remaining	Score
options	Pushing Daisies is now pushing up the daisies tvdramas.about.com     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Report Duplicate, See Votes		37m	6.5
		These shows have gotten the ax, Sadly The View not on the list.		3
		They killed pushing daisies!Those bastards!!!!		0
		They pushed killing bastards! Those daisies!!!!		0
		The killed the daisies! Those pushy bastards!		0
		Pushing Daisies is now pushing up the daisies		3
		Read a book losers		0
options	Pyramid scheme causes riots. www.theglobeandmail.com     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		37m	5.5
		Pyramid scheme causes riots.		3
		This is what real-estate bubbles look like when real-estate is withheld from the peasants.		-1
		Scientology causes riots.		0
options	Discuss - Who votes this shit up? tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, See Votes		43m	-1
	People keep asking, and it's getting tiring. Please vote for this thread so we can answer the question once and for all.
options	Would you have sex with this girl? upload.moldova.org     tag (fuck yes, hell yes, maybe, no, yes) Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 5m	5
options	Why some men are still single. Yep, it's your toenails. food.yahoo.com     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 7m	4
options	Conservationists claim beavers return to Great Britain. On closer examination, they realized that Amy Winehouse is just back in the country. www.cnn.com     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 13m	5
options	Nasa managers insisted that the second orb-weaver was not exactly lost, it just couldn't be found www.timesonline.co.uk     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 14m	5
options	Discuss - Before and After tag (no) Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, See Votes		1h 18m	1.5
	Link people together via shared names, such as "Ron Jeremy Irons". Try themes, like all-comedian Steve Martin Lawrence. Extend the string, like Caitlin Upton Sinclair Lewis Carroll O'Connor.
options	What in the hell is this guy going on about? www.webupon.com     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 20m	1
		What in the hell is this guy going on about?		4
		Do's and Dont's in Propeller		-1
options	Discuss - Can we downvote someone off the island? tag (an hero) Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, See Votes		1h 23m	4
	This fuckhead keeeps following me around in the kew and downvoting all the things I upvote. It's a pretty dick move, and I'm sick of it. How do the rest of you popular bNers deal with retard stalkers?
options	For when you want to watch a movie, but without that pesky video www.listentoamovie.com     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 34m	2
options	Bristol is a squirter. www.shamed.me     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 41m	5.5
		Serial Sex Attacker in Bristol		1
		Yeah, well, she's on her second kid already and not out of high school. Wait, what?		0
		Bristol is a squirter.		2
options	Your slave isn't dead.... he's just pining for the fjords www.3news.co.nz     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 45m	2
options	Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain www.weirdasianews.com     tag Vote Spam Illegal Dupe NSFW Broken, Submit Better Headline, Report Duplicate, See Votes		1h 51m	2
		Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain		3
		Waahh!! it's a dupe from 6 months ago! Waahhh!		0
		Dupe is a dupe. From May.		0