Profile for ambition chicken (290)
Personal Information
| Username | ambition chicken |
| Comments Posted | 3106 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 22 |
| Total Tags Entered | 697 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (other headline) | not implemented |
| Rejected Stories | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Alt Headlines | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
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| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
ambition chicken fears axes, Colonel Sanders, and Sunday dinners, but doesn't mind going cannibal if there is bacon on the side. He likes hats, but that makes sense as he lives in a place where he's freezing his ass off most of the year. To say that ambition chicken is a good man would be redundant. He is Canadian.
Although he resides in Montreal, Quebec, ambition chicken remains silent on the québécois question and many others. Does he commute to work on his hockey skates wearing a funny touk? What special ingredient does he add to his poutine? Can he use funny accent marks correctly? Does he use the standard doggy style position whilst watching the Canadiens on CBC's Hockey Night so as not to miss any action?
When he's not playing bass with his eyes closed, le poulet d'ambition can be found hitting on beautiful women, enjoying a few drinks with his friends, and flirting online with bNettes. It's all about the women and the fun.
Biographer: jin verde
Recent Comments
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- Current rock and guitar gods, Ok Go... who don't play guitar riffs or solos, play another excellent guitar solo starting at the 2:30 mark.
- What do you eat to have nice soft poops?
- Weird beeping comeing from one of our computers. WTF is that?
- Soledsoled is Capt Kirk
- We could be lookin' at tits
- This is my thread.
- Post the contents of your clipboard.
- In order to save the site
- How are you gentlemen?
- Olive oil is a better anti-inflammatory than ibuprofen
- Let's Class Up bN! Post Your Own Favorite Bad Poetry
- Things i would rather do than watch a shitty dick
- It's slow today
- It's Delusional Redneck Day, y'all
- First you idiots need to learn how to act like adults, but can't you even try to have some self-respect??
- Secret Service Computers Only Work at 60 Percent Capacity; Agency Uses 1980s Mainframe
- Getting married.
- They built an airplane that shuts off the engines when the damn spedometer stops working. Fucking genius.
- Vacnouver alreaady reeling from the ongoing costs of the 2010 Winter Olympics. Chicagoites congratulate themselves for having dodged a bullet.
- bN just plain sucks now.
- The colorist for the Girl Genius on-line comic isn't doing so well.
- how is this for getting new members?
- My trusty server has died. Share your computer death stories.
- CCCP - The P stands for Penis, in the mouth.
- Britney is looking HOT
- A question about the Olympics
- How's your weekend going so far? Sum it up in exactly three words.
- This video answers all your questions.
- So, I noticed something..