Profile for bxrwxr (2042)
Personal Information
| Username | bxrwxr |
| Comments Posted | 32326 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 395 |
| Total Tags Entered | 2811 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (other headline) | not implemented |
| Rejected Stories | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Alt Headlines | not implemented |
| Rejected Alt Headlines | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
| Rejected Discussions | not implemented |
| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
mrhappyrotter: bxrwxr has been nice to me so far (I've only been a member since Friday). Why all the dislike? I'm curious, cause I have cool points on the line for associating with him.
"He'll generally give you about a week's grace period. Then he shows up at your door, dressed in a Mr Softy Ice Cream Man outfit. He will summarily enter the premises, rape your pets in each and every orifice, wipe his junk on the drapes, the sofa, and said pets before setting fire to the domicile. As he exits, expect him to punch a retarded child in the face while cheerily humming a medley from "The Sound of Music" before keying your car, posting a bill claiming your grandmother is a registered sex offender, and dropping a deuce on the lawn of the neighborhood daycare center. He'll then climb in to his Hatemobile and, while driving off in to the mist, challenge you to consume an extra-large serving of penises whilst simultaneously claiming that it was, after all, your fault for daring to have an opinion (ANY opinion) on a public forum.
Damn, I'll miss that magnificent bastard."
- got2av8 , on the topic of bxrwxr's unfortunate passing.
Biographer: sockpuppet
Recent Comments
- Obama: Homosexual Relationships ‘Just as Real and Admirable’ as Heterosexual Marriage
- Did you know???
- Don't piss off Mark Twain... no, really, don't piss off Mark Twain
- how often do you think others think of you?
- It comes.......
- Keith Olbermann's father has passed away
- And that, son, is how the first settlers of the bannination found each other
- 51 senators will vote for a gahbrone meltdown if it's sent over by the House
- Obama unveils overhaul of No Child Left Behind
- Why is stupid some times?
- OnLive: Money For Nothing
- Come with me if you want to live.
- Better get one before they're all gone I guess...
- Alright, finally figured out all the tools to publish chat roulette trolling [not used to doing this shit in windows]
- How do you make an Astrophysicist?
- Utah's Republican House Leader had an affair with a 15 year old girl, paid her $150k in hush money. Oh, and the Mormon Church helped cover it up.
- Like 3D and Smell-o-Vision, "Emergo" was another innovative movie gimmick, this one meaning “suspend an inflatable, glow-in-the-dark skeleton over the audience.” That’s it.