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Personal Information
| Username | cranky bastard |
| Comments Posted | 9569 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 63 |
| Total Tags Entered | 2313 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
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| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
Cranky Bastard runs the official banniNation National Affairs Desk. While he's not a lawyer, he is my attorney and provides a modicum of useful advice relating to intoxicating sustances and bat country.
He may or may not be Samoan , but he is most definitely armed.
Biographer: grahams
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He may or may not be Samoan , but he is most definitely armed.
Biographer: grahams
Recent Comments
- Betty White to host Saturday Night Live
- R.I.P. Jones Soda
- Some may see this as a warning. I see it as a tutorial.
- Hospital
- It's late.
- Dijkstra was kind of a dick
- Soledsoled is Capt Kirk
- Why does a salad cost more than a Big Mac?
- Bread and circuses.
- How not to remove ice from a building.
- Guinness is obviously the best, but what's the 2nd best beer in the world?
- Megan Fox ha sonly slept with twom en. Now or don then umbe rof dicks sucked, lesbian tryst, sor sex with men that didn tincludes leep.
- The ultrasound says its twins!!
- You can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash.
- Uh... I like breasts, milk is ok, I love cheese... but uh... Breast-Milk Cheese? Nah, think I'll hurl instead.
- Calendar, email, organizer, etc.
- Eating tuna is deadly to tuna. No shit, Charlie.
- It's a June wedding!
- Speech Police: ‘Blazing Saddles’ Would Never Get Made Today
- Today's Number: One. One senator keeping me from collecting badly needed unemployment benefits.
- BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- That must be some damned good chicken if you'll step over a dying man to get it.
- Winston Churchill has died
- Chilean Quake Likely Shifted Earth’s Axis
- States may ban credit checks on job applicants
- Welcome to ze Beer Garden - please try to stay SFW for now
- Gunman with infatuation fatally shoots teacher outside school... crap, has anyone seen our favorite elvis impersonator recently?
- Getting married.