Profile for emerson999 (1071)
Personal Information
| Username | emerson999 |
| Comments Posted | 1898 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 0 |
| Total Tags Entered | 160 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (other headline) | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Alt Headlines | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
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| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
In 1997 a girl called grahams was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her until 2000 when a yoing girl called emerson999 found her body and markings on her chest saying: "I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called emerson999 died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other bios. THIS IS TRUE
Biographer: vin diesel
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Biographer: vin diesel
Recent Comments
- Wanna save the planet? Then pee in the shower, use scratchier bum-wipe, and cut back on the burgers.
- I'd hit it.
- Scientists baffled by mysterious acorn shortage
- Google is now evil
- Two studies confirm what everyone knows. Chicks won't put out for nice guys.
- Internet radio stations
- Do you have any fruits, narcotics, or copywritten material to declare? What's this? The Beatles on your iPod? Send him to GITMO!
- What Scientologists Have to Say About Scientology
- Wounded bald eagle to receive artificial beak -- "Let the eaaaaaagle soarrrrrr"
- Director says the internet will destroy democracy
- Grahams broke bN
- What songs would you pick to play at your funeral?
- Colleges are becoming "boot camps"
- Breaking: Democrat Presidential candidate John Edwards secret affair leads to love child scandal
- 10 things Christians and Atheists can (and must) agree on
- Ubuntu Gutsy Gibbon vs. Mac OS X Leopard
- Read (most of) "I Am Legend" here. Yeah, it was a book first.
- Using Bannination brains for good. Let's hear some suggestions as to how we can make science cool again.
- Fake photos alter people's memories of real events.
- *Actual* list of the top 50 dystopian movies of all time
- This woman is my brave hero, speaking for me. God bless her. God bless everyone in that room who had the courage to stand up and cheer
- Why wikipedia blows.
- "[I realized] I can't eat something that has been alive," she said. "So I stopped, and that was it. That was the last time." - Christina Applegate
- Thanksgiving
- Put your corpse to good use
- What is the best free photo hosting site nowadays?
- Are we adequately preparing for the next big plague?
- Hillary can't even decide what her position is on jewelry
- You silly boys: blondes make men act dumb
- Amazon.com designs worlds ugliest E-book Reader in an attempt to kill off for good the idea that people will pay for electronic books. This thing is so ugly, they might have something there.
- Flying Spaghetti Monsterism finally starting to gain recognition as a legitimate religious movement. Or at least as legitimate as "intelligent design."
- Cellphone advice
- Will you genetically modify yourself when it becomes possible?
- Older women are beautiful lovers... but they get treated like dogshit in the ICU compared to older men
- Wi-Fi Piggybacking Widespread
- Man accused of possessing a toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic
- Do we really want these kids voting anyway?
- Fat people group sees nothing wrong with a 13-year-old girl weighing 250 pounds
- Women underestimate depression, men just call it PMS and blame women for it.
- 8 Turn Ons for men...please dispute this ridiculous list
- The War on Thanksgiving
- Antibiotic Resistance of Bacteria: An Example of Evolution in Action? Not according to the fundies.
- I Hate You Library Patrons!
- My ex posted nude pictures of me on the Internet
- There aren't that many great stand-up comedians anymore
- I swear I shat a ton of bricks. (Warning: does not contain politics)
- Good news: Futurama movie released on DVD in two weeks. Better news: the quality hasn't dipped at all. Even Better Still: includes a full-length episode of 'Everybody Loves Hypnotoad'