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Biography
"Faethe"
In Florida is a woman named faethe
I believe that rhymes with the word "wraith"
America, she could no longer stand
So she's moving away to New Zealand
Where the ratio of humans to sheep is one-eighth
ALTERNATE LYRICS
In Florida is a woman named faethe
I believe it's pronounced just like "faith"
Did I just rhyme a word with itself?
Ugh, just put this limerick on a shelf
'Cuz only "wraith" rhymes with the word "faith"
Original Biographer: elchip
An artist by day, Amazonian Princess by night.
Regarding Legends and the Legacies we wish to leave behind...
Faethe would like to be remembered for not taking any shit from anyone.
She also went to New Zealand and conquered it with an army of Amazonian women, killed all the men, and renamed the kiwi the faethefruit .
Seriously, don't fuck with her. She once killed a whole pod of dolphins with nothing but a paintbrush and a stained easel, and painted a tapestry of Her rule in their blood.
Biographer: sockpuppet
If you were logged in you could write a bio for this user.
In Florida is a woman named faethe
I believe that rhymes with the word "wraith"
America, she could no longer stand
So she's moving away to New Zealand
Where the ratio of humans to sheep is one-eighth
ALTERNATE LYRICS
In Florida is a woman named faethe
I believe it's pronounced just like "faith"
Did I just rhyme a word with itself?
Ugh, just put this limerick on a shelf
'Cuz only "wraith" rhymes with the word "faith"
Original Biographer: elchip
An artist by day, Amazonian Princess by night.
Regarding Legends and the Legacies we wish to leave behind...
Faethe would like to be remembered for not taking any shit from anyone.
She also went to New Zealand and conquered it with an army of Amazonian women, killed all the men, and renamed the kiwi the faethefruit .
Seriously, don't fuck with her. She once killed a whole pod of dolphins with nothing but a paintbrush and a stained easel, and painted a tapestry of Her rule in their blood.
Biographer: sockpuppet
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