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Personal Information
| Username | grahams (has taken No-Alt Pledge) |
| Comments Posted | 53864 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 375 |
| Total Tags Entered | 7124 |
| Total Frontpaged | 1917 |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | 1616 |
| Frontpaged Stories (other headline) | 119 |
| Rejected Stories | 1324 |
| Frontpaged Alt Headlines | 71 |
| Rejected Alt Headlines | 376 |
| Frontpaged Discussions | 230 |
| Rejected Discussions | 24 |
| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
grahams didn't create bN, he won it in a poker game. bN was actually created by J. Bob Thurstwelder, a down on his luck frozen yogurt liquidation specialist. While working on a website for frozen yogurt Thurstwelder accidentally placed a semi colon in the wrong place, and thus bN was born. Still, it took a while for things to get off the ground, and on a routine pickup at Nancy's frozen yogurt palace in Reno, Nevada, he encountered a biker gang known as El huevos mezclaros. They took a liking to him and dressed him up as a prostitute and got him addicted to crack cocaine. While working one night he was kidnapped by christian missionaries for the church of everlasting salvation who set out to deprogram him, but somewhere near their compound in texas federal forces killed the missionaries. Now stranded in texas, J. Bob wandered into a bar and found himself in the strangest poker game of all time, involving grahams, elvis presley, bob vila, and a midget from the wizard of oz. grahams won that hand, and J. Bob's love that night. Sadly, J Bob was then abducted by aliens, who came back to pick up Elvis, and hasn't been seen since.
Biographer: reed solomon
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Biographer: reed solomon
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