Profile for jesusandeinstein (2318)
Personal Information
| Username | jesusandeinstein |
| Comments Posted | 5558 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 42 |
| Total Tags Entered | 2053 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (other headline) | not implemented |
| Rejected Stories | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Alt Headlines | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
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| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
jesusandeinstein was arrested and charged with dangerously wielding a pants-ferret earlier this morning. Five died, seven were injured, and twenty asked if he was single.
Biographer: mtman900
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Biographer: mtman900
Recent Comments
- Department of Education buying 27 new shotguns. You better not lie on your college financial aid application, fuckers.
- Students dumb enough to believe their law schools, who want their money, that there aren't too much lawyers start a butthurt blog of bawwww.
- Retards getting all worked up over saying retarded stuff.
- Stop stabbing me! It hurts! *stab* *stab* *stab*
- Here daughter, this is how you do it
- Followup: Four breasted woman gets $3.5 million.
- How To Pick Up Women, and share your tips. Aslo bNettes, tell us how NOT to
- How the North Koreans see Americans... yep, pretty accurate!
- Worst, Worster, Worstest
- Anatomy of a strip mine. 1984 - 2009.
- BANKSY IS APPARENTLY A GRAFFITI "ARTIST" OF SOME KIND HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS???? GRRRRRRR I'M ANGRY
- Breitbart knowingly disseminates false information, throws O'Keefe under the bus now that the jig is up.
- This cat gets into a meditative state and speaks Japanese!...ok, he doesn't do it very well, but give him an A for sincere effort
- McCain refuses to call Obama a socialist
- Meagan Fox has sharp knees
- More superb tit science: curvy women act like a drug upon men's brains. Link SFW, thread NSFW for any posted examples
- A Tale of Two Babies by Sarah Palin.
- I hate Twitter, but I think I may actually follow this
- Gun advocates lost their shit over nothing when Obama took office, so look forward to a future where people talk on gun phones and toddlers pack heat at daycare
- Did you at least get a reach-around?
- Colorado Springs: Terrified of cleavage. Muppet cleavage.
- What will happen next?
- Bristol Palin Makes Acting Debut as Teen Mom
- How old are you?
- I'm thinking mixing in some pornography with history class would result in higher test scores
- Plane has just crashed into an Austin building which houses the IRS. Teaparty has gone too fucking far this time.
- “Impeach Obama” billboard not calling for impeachment. Well that clears that up.
- Police chief + strip club + 4 whiskeys + chicken wings = -300
- Bristol is a squirter
- I just registered iamamother-fucker.com
- You know how I know you are gay?
- 40 days
- This is a website for a real Congressional candidate. I shit you not.
- "I'm told that the statistics are that once you have been raped in the military you are most likely to be raped over and over."
- Can you imagine a bN night on Chatroulette? Be afraid, very afraid. (NSFW due to banana used as dildo near bottom of page)
- Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
- Unionized Rhode Island teachers refuse to work 25 minutes more per day, School superintendent counters with "OK, how about not working at all?"
- I feel safer now.
- Joe the Plumber says McCain 'was trying to use me'