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Downstairs, my house has a major bN Poster problem. Luckily I reside upstairs. Nevertheless, once every 5 minutes or so an bN Poster comes trotting along my desk. First I place a coin or another object in its path. This confuses the bN Poster, causing it to run off in a different direction, but my finger is waiting. I block its path with my finger. It runs in the opposite direction, but I anticipate this. Soon the bN Poster is encircled by pens and other barriers, and if it attempts to climb them, swift punishment is issued. The bN Poster remains in my arena. Then I take my knife, and nimbly place the tip onto one of its legs, holding it in place, then I press down hard and chop the leg off. The bN Poster does not run, it merely enters a craze moving all around wildly. I allow it to suffer like this for a minute or so, chopping off another leg if it appears not to be in pain. Then comes a decision. Sometimes I will wait for another bN Poster, and place it in the arena to see what it does. Occasionally it will pick up its comrade, and run off, but this is an offense punishable by death. Other times, I will merely watch the bN Poster until it gives up. It will stop moving all but one leg. At this point I give in and slice the bN Poster in two, putting it out of its misery. I save the corpses in a small pile, and once I have a considerable stack, I scatter them in my arena. This is where the real fun begins.

I venture outside to my back yard and find a red bN Poster. This is my gladiator. I return to my room and place him in among the corpses. He wanders, confused. I do not let him leave. I pound the desk near him with my fingers, scaring him. I toughen my gladiator up until another bN Poster comes along. I place the intruder into the arena. The red bN Poster will go after the black bN Poster, and they engage in mortal combat. If the red bN Poster wins, another corpse decorates my arena. If the black bN Poster vanquishes his foe, he wins the prize of life. I carry him in my hands and bring him downstairs and place him among his comrades. If he put up a good fight, I give him a warriors welcome and feed his colony with bread. If he barely defeated the red bN Poster, he receives no food, only the gift of life. This is how i spent my afternoons.

Biographer: cannonhawk
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