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I had this dream last night that Mutilato and Untrustworthy went to Taco Bell, and it went down something like this:

U: I'm getting two tacos. How about you?
M: I'd like a couple of tacos, yeah.
U: Soda?
M: Yeah.
U: Do you use hot sauce?
M: Yes, can you get me some medium hot?
U: Why do you need me to get you hot sauce?
M: I don't, I just assumed that since you were asking...
U: Maybe you shouldn't assume.
M: Well, maybe if you didn't seem to be asking me for my order.
U: This is just like that argument last week.
M: In what way?
U: You haven't even explained why you like medium hot sauce, yet you demand that I get you some.
M: I didn't think I needed to explain why I liked hot sauce...
U: I don't like medium hot. People who do are wrong.
M: There are a lot of reasons to like medium hot...
U: So maybe you shouldn't tell me what to do.
M: What does that have to do with... wait, what? I wasn't telling you to...
U: Are you trying to pacify me now?
M: No, I'm just saying I'm not demanding that you get me a sachet of medium hot sauce. You just seemed to be asking what I wanted so that you could put the order in.
U: There you go jumping to conclusions again. And still trying to justify medium hot.
M: I'm not trying to justify medium hot, I'm just saying that for a lot of reasons...
U: There's mild, and there's fiery hot.
M: I know, but there's also medium hot, somewhere in between, and some people like that.
U: Which people? Who are these people? Why should I trust them as sources?
M: You don't need to trust them as sources. I'm just saying that most people aren't at the extremes, they're somewhere in the middle.
U: How is this relevant?
M: You were asking about hot sauce and why I like medium hot.
U: No, I was talking about the food order you were referencing with the words you used.
M: So you don't want to know why I like the medium hot sauce?
U: Why did you think I did? You misinterpreted my entire stance.
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-from http://www.bannination.com/comments/5059230

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