Profile for mrtoast (28)
Personal Information
| Username | mrtoast |
| Comments Posted | 16475 |
| Combined 'Cool!' Score | 0 |
| Total Tags Entered | 5858 |
| Total Frontpaged | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (my headline) | not implemented |
| Frontpaged Stories (other headline) | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Alt Headlines | not implemented |
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| Frontpaged Discussions | not implemented |
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| Stfu Index | 0.0 What is this? |
| Nancy Metric | 0.0 What is this? |
Biography
A typical evening in the Toast household.
Melba Toast: Hi Dad! I'm home!
Mr. Toast: Good evening, Melba. Did you learn anything interesting in school today?
Melba: We sure did - in pottery class, we learned that it's important to carefully increase the heat in the kiln, or else your pot might explode!
Mr. Toast: Now Melba, what did I tell you about split infinitives?
Melba: [rolls eyes] Oh, Dad, like whatEVER! Even your precious Star Trek doesn't go boldly; it boldly goes.
Mr. Toast: Well, don't make a habit of it, dear. What did you have for lunch?
Melba: Taco's! They're my favorite!
Mr. Toast: THAT'S IT. YOUR GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY!
Melba: Shouldn't that be "You're grounded"? [runs upstairs]
Biographer: sabine
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Melba Toast: Hi Dad! I'm home!
Mr. Toast: Good evening, Melba. Did you learn anything interesting in school today?
Melba: We sure did - in pottery class, we learned that it's important to carefully increase the heat in the kiln, or else your pot might explode!
Mr. Toast: Now Melba, what did I tell you about split infinitives?
Melba: [rolls eyes] Oh, Dad, like whatEVER! Even your precious Star Trek doesn't go boldly; it boldly goes.
Mr. Toast: Well, don't make a habit of it, dear. What did you have for lunch?
Melba: Taco's! They're my favorite!
Mr. Toast: THAT'S IT. YOUR GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY!
Melba: Shouldn't that be "You're grounded"? [runs upstairs]
Biographer: sabine
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